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-Are you Uncle Zein's
girlfriend?
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-Why you don't see me
about this?
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That's 7,500?
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-I wrote about freedom
from the manipulative traits
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of parental dishonesty.
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You need to help your brother.
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I have £10,000.
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But you tell him money,
not from me, from you.
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This is £3,000.
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-Bellissima.
Here you go.
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Princess.
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-Who cuts a sandwich
like that?
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-Personally,
I don't cut sandwiches.
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It's a fad.
-Is it? What about the cereal?
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You poured all the milk
in first, and then, the cereal.
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-Who's taking me
to training later?
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-That means all the cereal
on top's dry.
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Hmm. I get it.
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Stressed about your thing,
are ya?
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No, why?
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Because you navigate the kitchen
like a serial killer.
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I'm stressed.
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I've had pitch meetings
before, Zein.
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How many ideas have you got?
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-"How many ideas"?
Sent them my idea.
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You sent them one idea.
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You're supposed to be armed
with a few man.
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All right, how about this?
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Two Muslim brothers
who love basketball,
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and -- and they're on
their own from, I don't know...
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ISIS.
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Anyway, they end up in Ibiza,
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and they become
huge drug dealers.
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And -- And one of them
becomes an addict,
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and they're being chased
by the Interpol on speedboats.
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Oh, man. It could be
like a Muslim "Blow."
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You know, the one with
Johnny Depp meets "Miami Vice."
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-Wow.
-I know.
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Sam. You know what you call it?
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-Oh, it's got a name, has it?
-Oh, yeah.
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"Islam...
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Dunk."
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You know,
because they're Muslim,
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and they --
they love basketball.
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No, no, I get it.
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I'm trying to show them
that I can do funny, Zein.
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You can do funny. Look at ya.
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I think you're funny, some,
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like the punchline of a joke.
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-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-Come on, Layla.
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You don't feel hot.
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Look, if you don't feel well,
I'll come in and get you. Yeah?
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It's just I've got a lot
on today, pal. Okay.
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Come on.
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Zein, she needs...
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Yeah. I know. Nancy. Meds.
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Nancy. School. I got it.
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Go on.
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Bye, buttons.
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-Remember.
It means, "Never give up."
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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What's up, bitches?
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He was here for ages, felt
like he was waiting for ya.
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Shut up. Really?
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That's her fault.
-What did I do?
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-You were stopping
every 2 minutes.
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I'm sick, Lina.
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-He was talking about
your poem again. So boring.
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-How did Jake look?
-He looked yum.
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He looked tired, though,
probably didn't get much sleep
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from being around
his hot dad all night.
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But he was going mad
about Monica posting your poem
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without your consent,
which is sweet, innit?
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-What poem?
-Oh, my God, I need to tell you
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what Monica was wearing,
because it was so bad.
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3:30?
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I'm not gonna
see this kid till 3:30 now.
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What amenities?
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No, I mean, after I use
the infinity pool
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and have dinner in the ballroom.
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Yeah. Sure you do.
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Okay. Bye, Nuala. Bye.
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Thanks for the dance.
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Do you fancy a coffee?
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-Yes, yes, I am.
I mean, yes, yes, I do.
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Yes, yes, I do.
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Hiya. I'm Sam
-Hey.
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Oh, God.
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Layla.
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I think you've got
something on your...
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I think it's your period.
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My mom says it's
the red badge of courage
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and should be celebrated.
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-Mark, if you don't --
-Congratulations.
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You're a woman now.
You can have babies.
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-Mark, if you don't
shut your face, I will end you.
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-So, now we know why
you've been angry all day.
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It's not your fault.
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-This never happens to me
when I'm on my own.
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Just saying.
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Relax, mate.
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Look, I've been up
for 36 hours anyway.
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You'd probably had better fun,
shag and smoke.
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I wanted to, I really did.
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Please...
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Please don't go on
about your dead wife
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and your ankle biters
again, mate.
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Sorry.
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-You know,
I was with a bloke once.
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Kept knocking on about
how white sheets reminded him
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of nursing his nan
through Alzheimer's.
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Fuck. I can pick 'em.
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No, I-I just -- I just felt
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like I-I'd be cheating
on her or something.
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-Sam, you're doing it again,
mate. Leave it.
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Oh, fuck. Yeah. Sorry.
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What's that?
-Xanax. Take it.
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-Oh, no.
I got that big meeting today.
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-You'll be fine, mate.
It'll help you relax. Trust me.
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Fucking eat it, you'll love it.
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You know what's funny?
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Earlier, I had a feeling
about you.
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I was going to slip
a blue bomber in your coffee.
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You know, like a Viagra.
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Thought it was
a bit rapey, though.
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That is rapey.
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I was in Rome with Tracy once,
and I took one,
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and we had to cancel
this whole open top tour bus --
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-You're fucking
doing it again, mate.
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-Oh.
-Fucking doing it again.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Gem.
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Gem?
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-Yeah. Like a --
Like a precious stone.
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Was that your line?
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-So, if a guy falls in love
with a Muslim girl
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and wants to marry her,
does he have to change his name,
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become Muslim and all?
-Well...
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If he wants to marry her,
then, yeah, I suppose.
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But I'm not Muslim, Jake.
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My family are.
I'm culturally Muslim.
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Fancy yourself much?
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Who said I was
talking about you?
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And my name's not Jake anymore.
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It's Abdullah.
-Oh.
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Allan, allan to you too.
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Could I maybe get your number,
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in case you know
any nice Muslim, non-Muslim,
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culturally Muslim girls?
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Not you, of course.
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-Bye, Abdullah.
-Bye, Gem.
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Oh, my God, he's so into you.
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Bye.
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Did you see her face?
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Wow, that was so funny.
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He's Abdullah.
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Huh?
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Oh, I have to be at...
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Terminal 2, like,
15 minutes ago.
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-Well, hang on a second.
-No, no, no, no, no.
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Munch out. You stay.
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Raid the minibar.
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At least one of us will get
a mouthful of nuts, eh?
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Too soon?
-Yeah.
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You're very sweet, Sam.
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Easily one of the worst
sexual experiences of my life.
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But you are very sweet.
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-You don't want to see
some more pictures of my kids?
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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Keys! Keys!
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Keys! Keys!
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Uncle Zein. Uncle Zein!
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I-I think she's dying.
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I saw her pants,
and she's bleeding, Uncle Zein.
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-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's okay, it's okay.
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Breathe, breathe.
Breathe, breathe. What happened?
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I was hiding under Layla's bed.
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Oh, hid there before.
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Not under Layla's bed?
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No, uh, under beds.
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Uh, anyway. No. Go on.
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-I don't want
anyone else to die.
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-Hey. No one's going to die,
all right?
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She's -- She's fine.
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She's about 12, right?
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Yeah, that's completely normal.
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It'll happen to you at her age.
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-Did it happen to you?
-Oh, God, no, .
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Uh, ...
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It's -- It's a woman's thing.
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Yeah.
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Your dad will see it
right to it. I tell you what.
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Why don't you go and watch "Rick
and Morty," and after that,
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I'll go buy you that birthday
present I promised ya.
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I love you, Uncle Zein.
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-Love you too.
-And you're buying me a snake.
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Please don't tell Daddy
about "Rick and Morty."
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I'll get in trouble.
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I won't tell.
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-Did you say snake,
by the way?
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Zein, please answer the phone.
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Answer the phone,
you stupid fuck!
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that. Okay?
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Just please --
Please answer it for me.
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I need you
to call me back, Zein.
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Okay. Just call me back.
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You are not a loser.
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You're just very unlucky.
209
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Mark Zuckerberg went to meetings
in his pajamas.
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You got this.
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It means "Never give up."
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Zoe. Sam, don't get up.
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It's great to meet you.
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May I?
-Uh, yeah, please, uh...
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Uh...
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Nuala speaks
very highly of you.
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-I know.
I know what you're thinking.
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Why has this man come
to a meeting in a bathrobe?
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Right? But -- But a very,
very funny story.
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I actually fell asleep in --
in the -- in the spa.
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Well, Himalayan salt room,
to be precise.
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-I didn't think this hotel
had a spa.
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Mm.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, it does.
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I would have got changed,
only it's -- it's miles away.
226
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And I know you're on a very,
very tight schedule.
227
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But you managed your shoes
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and a -- a sock.
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Yeah, I did do that.
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Nuala says that you're putting
together a team of writers
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for -- for a -- a comedy show.
-Yeah.
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Uh, it's gonna be on one of
the major streaming networks.
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Can't say who just yet.
-Course. Course.
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-Um, but I have had a chance
to read some of your stuff.
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It's very good.
-Thank you.
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Very funny,
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unusual sense of humor,
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but, uh, makes sense now
that I've met you.
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Yeah.
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-Yeah.
Anything else tucked away?
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Mm...
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I have a show
about a TV camera crew.
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They always work together.
You got the director.
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The cameraman?
-Oh, yes.
245
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Yes, um, the one
where you get a different
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famous person in every week.
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Uh, the, uh, the mockumentary?
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Yes. Um, the crew.
-Crew.
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That's the one. That's the one.
-Yeah. Yeah. Very good.
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Yes. Uh, uh, anything else?
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Um.
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Sorry. Um.
253
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,094
Sure, sure, sure, sure,
I sure do.
254
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:17,304
I have, um, it's called
255
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,961
"Islam Dunk,"
256
00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:21,722
about two Muslim brothers
who love basketball
257
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:24,208
and become drug dealers
258
00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:26,072
in Ibiza.
259
00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:28,212
-Yeah.
-Very funny.
260
00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:30,110
It's very, very good.
261
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:34,632
This is a bad idea.
262
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:38,912
A lizard.
Sam's gonna go bananas.
263
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:41,363
Did you see how he reacted
when I bought almond milk?
264
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:43,158
He won't.
265
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:51,028
-You know, having a pet
is a huge responsibility.
266
00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:53,133
Have you had one before?
-Loads.
267
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,479
Oh, really? Where are they?
268
00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:57,068
-Dead.
-Well, that's great.
269
00:14:57,103 --> 00:15:01,003
-It wasn't my fault, Granny
saw Aunt Hilda, my hamster,
270
00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:03,419
and then, Mommy killed
Mr. Brightside, my budgie.
271
00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:05,042
Jesus.
272
00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:07,078
He kept singing all night,
273
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:10,254
so, she put him in the room
on top of the freezer, and...
274
00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:12,394
-She froze the budgie.
-Yep.
275
00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:16,294
Hi.
I'm going to call you Lottie.
276
00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:17,744
I'm your new mommy.
277
00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:22,438
See you later, Mr. Lizard.
278
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,302
Let's go.
-Yay.
279
00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:25,717
See you later, Lottie.
280
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,169
Happens all the time.
281
00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:30,964
I end up with who I played
inside with.
282
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,517
And his clothes, phone, wallet
283
00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:34,554
all stoked in a hotel
in Las Ramblas.
284
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:37,177
-Where?
-Barcelona, Sheila, Barcelona.
285
00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:38,558
She's a bit deaf.
286
00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,663
Sweet baby Jesus on me.
287
00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,217
Yeah. No. Shocking.
288
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:43,804
-No, she was a hooker,
in fairness, so...
289
00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,565
-And while you were
in the shower.
290
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,532
Mm-hm. Yeah.
291
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:50,501
-Where'd you get a hotel room?
-Huh?
292
00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:52,468
-Why'd you get
a hotel room anyway?
293
00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:54,367
Because the meeting moved.
294
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:57,473
And I had so much time to kill.
295
00:15:57,508 --> 00:16:00,166
I thought I'd stay, prep,
you know.
296
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,823
Did they get all your garments?
297
00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:05,619
One pair, Sheila.
298
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:08,036
I can't believe Zein
asked you two to come get me.
299
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:10,072
Oh, stop, it's no bother.
300
00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,660
Cormac was dropping us
to bridge anyhow,
301
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:13,282
so we can have a few brandies.
302
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:15,353
-Yeah.
-Some of us started early.
303
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:18,598
Give Dolores a poke there.
Make sure she's not dead.
304
00:16:18,632 --> 00:16:20,634
No, no.
305
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:23,983
Don't even think about it.
306
00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:28,194
You heard
that all right, Sheila.
307
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:32,370
Open up, it's me!
308
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,752
Open up, Zein!
309
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,754
Open up, it's me!
310
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:40,482
Zayn! Zayn!
-He's not here.
311
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:46,350
W-What are you?
312
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:48,283
Please.
313
00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:50,043
It's just...
314
00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:52,114
It's just not okay.
315
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,644
What?
-Oh, forget it.
316
00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:06,784
I'm the least important person
in this family.
317
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,131
No one cares.
No one ever listens to me.
318
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,064
If I need help, no one's there.
319
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,066
Doesn't matter. It's only me.
320
00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:14,378
What?
321
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,345
-Do you know
I got my period today?
322
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:17,898
No. Did you?
323
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,348
Yes.
324
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,661
Oh, sweetheart.
325
00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:23,111
-If you say, "Congratulations.
You're a woman."
326
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:24,388
I will jump out of that window.
327
00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:27,494
Okay. Okay.
328
00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:29,772
Where's Lina?
329
00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,809
Look, I have to go out anyway.
330
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,363
I'll pick you up
a few bits, will I?
331
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,606
Anything you want.
332
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,919
More Doritos?
333
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:40,852
If you want.
334
00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:42,337
Okay.
335
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,289
-Oh, wow.
Somebody looks a bit lost.
336
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:05,325
Sally, thank God.
337
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,155
It's for Layla.
-Yeah, I gathered.
338
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,673
These are new...
339
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:11,469
Expands all the way around.
340
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:14,610
Around what?
-Look, keep it simple.
341
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:18,269
Get her a few different things,
and then she can choose herself.
342
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,547
-Just, .
You know what I mean?
343
00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:22,756
-Yeah. Look, stop being
so hard on yourself.
344
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,896
You're doing great.
345
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,967
We're, um...How's Zein?
346
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:28,624
He's grand.
347
00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:30,350
-Well, I haven't heard
from him in a bit.
348
00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:33,422
You tell him to text me
some time, .
349
00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:35,838
No, don't. That was so pathetic.
-It's not.
350
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,737
Have you met me?
351
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:39,980
Look, it's probably
my fault anyway.
352
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:42,776
I've been leaning on him
a lot lately.
353
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:45,607
-Yeah, well, look,
I, uh, I better leg it.
354
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,574
I have to go to the, um...
355
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:50,370
to the butchers, so.
-Mm.
356
00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:52,165
-Yeah. Look, tell the girls
I was asking for them.
357
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,442
-I will.
-Yeah. I'll see you.
358
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:54,961
See you, Sal. Bye.
359
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,996
Didn't know what to get,
so I got everything.
360
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,687
It's fine.
361
00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,590
-I'm sorry, sweetheart.
-For what?
362
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:40,627
-For you having to go through
all this with me.
363
00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:42,767
I'm, like...
-Useless.
364
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,266
There for 15 years.
365
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,302
Like, his contributions
and his talent,
366
00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:04,893
I think, cannot be understated
even beyond, like, reality TV.
367
00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:07,482
When you...
-Do you love Lottie too, Baba?
368
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:11,727
So much.
369
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:14,420
She's so cute.
370
00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:16,905
That fucking yoke
moves into your room.
371
00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:19,045
And put back my typewriter.
372
00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:22,462
Lizard. Seriously?
373
00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:23,808
She wanted the python.
374
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:25,810
The judges, uh...
375
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:28,054
posted on social media saying
how devastated they are.
376
00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:29,676
Yes. Craig Revel Horwood...
377
00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:31,575
I saw Sally earlier.
378
00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:32,921
Oh, yeah?
379
00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:35,717
How's she looking?
380
00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:39,755
She was asking for you.
381
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,448
Give her a call.
382
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,933
Yeah. I might do.
383
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:47,694
So, you had your meeting.
384
00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:52,078
How'd it go? Did, uh,
you tell them about my idea?
385
00:20:52,112 --> 00:20:56,427
-Don't be ridiculous. I wasn't
going to make a fool of myself.
386
00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:57,842
Comfy?
387
00:20:57,877 --> 00:20:59,499
You gonna move that thing?
388
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,987
Australia's biggest comedy...
389
00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:06,886
All right, Lottie.
390
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,336
Let's go.
391
00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:09,854
-Have you done
that assignment?
392
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,062
You know, we have
that exam next week.
393
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:12,719
I'm so bad.
394
00:21:12,754 --> 00:21:15,412
I haven't thought
of anything for it.
395
00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:18,138
-I have to go.
-Oh, bye.
396
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:19,899
Hey.
397
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,867
What?
398
00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:25,560
Oh. Come here.
399
00:21:25,594 --> 00:21:29,011
Oh, Laylay. You okay?
400
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:31,359
-I couldn't get you.
-I'm sorry.
401
00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:35,777
You bought all these?
402
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,123
Baba did.
403
00:21:37,157 --> 00:21:39,332
Of course.
404
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:40,989
Like, he has a clue.
405
00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:43,543
Oh, he really
is a fucking eejit.
406
00:21:43,578 --> 00:21:45,062
He was actually so sweet,
407
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,995
and I was so horrible to him.
408
00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:49,446
Lina, I...
409
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,861
I called him useless.
410
00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,449
-Well, he is fucking useless.
-Stop!
411
00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:53,829
You didn't see his face.
412
00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:56,004
Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
413
00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:57,833
Look, he's used to it.
414
00:21:57,868 --> 00:21:59,525
He won't give a shit.
415
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,769
Dry your eyes.
416
00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:10,605
Here. Start with these.
417
00:22:10,639 --> 00:22:12,054
See how you get on.
418
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:17,991
-I know it's stupid,
but all day, I really...
419
00:22:18,026 --> 00:22:21,719
I just really miss her, today.
-I know, I know, I know, I know.
420
00:22:21,754 --> 00:22:23,721
Me too.
421
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:28,519
Sometimes, I feel like
I'm going to just see her.
422
00:22:29,727 --> 00:22:31,108
Like, I'll walk
into her bedroom,
423
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:34,111
and she'll just be sat
at her dresser.
424
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:37,010
Bitching about me
taking her eyeliner.
425
00:22:37,045 --> 00:22:40,635
-So, I see her when Nancy
really concentrates.
426
00:22:40,669 --> 00:22:41,843
Yeah.
427
00:22:41,877 --> 00:22:44,397
And she sticks her tongue out.
428
00:22:44,432 --> 00:22:47,124
-Or when you laugh,
which I suppose is rare.
429
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,919
Piss off.
430
00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:50,679
I know that it's stupid,
431
00:22:50,714 --> 00:22:53,061
but I really believe
that she's waiting for me,
432
00:22:53,095 --> 00:22:55,581
that I'll be able
to see her again.
433
00:22:58,031 --> 00:23:01,069
-You want to meet, Lottie?
-Oh, my God, what is that?
434
00:23:01,103 --> 00:23:03,589
-It's Lottie.
Uncle Zein gave it to me.
435
00:23:03,623 --> 00:23:05,591
-What?
-Oh, my God, poor Lottie.
436
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,178
Oh, my God.
437
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:16,015
Get off me!
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