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-She's lucky we're not
expelling her.
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She showed pornography
to the whole of sixth class,
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and in the new media room
at that.
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-I-I'm sorry.
Let -- Let me get this right.
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Layla was streaming porn?
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-Horrendous. Porn.
-Horrendous?
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Yes. Horrendous.
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-Horrendous?
Really?
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-My God. I'd never have
expected it from Layla.
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I don't know what to say.
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-Like, what are we
talking about here?
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-Pardon?
-Well, you said horrendous porn.
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Like what?
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Sam.
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I'm just saying,
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horrendous porn sounds
pretty feckin' bad, right?
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I just want to know, like,
what are we dealing with?
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Like...
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Animals?
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Animals?
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God, no.
Not animals.
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-Sam.
-No.
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Good. Great.
Thank God.
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So is it higher or lower
than animals?
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-What?
-Sorry?
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-The film.
Horrendous, was.
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Was it higher
or lower than animal?
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-Stop talking, Sam.
-Okay. No. Good.
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Doesn't really matter.
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I was just...
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Anyway.
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It's pretty bad.
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Got the picture.
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Trace.
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I wasn't taking the piss.
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That's the point, you tit.
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You were genuinely
asking Mrs. Silk
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what genre of porn it was.
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-I was trying to gauge --
-Like she'd know the difference.
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It was a massive cock
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on a projector
in front of 12-year-olds.
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She probably thought it was
a film about frankfurters,
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for fuck's sake.
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-Relax, Trace. Just --
-Stop telling me to relax.
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I'm just saying. I'm here, too.
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Christ.
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You've even convinced yourself.
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You should be in Vegas.
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You're like the world's
greatest magician.
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How you can be in two places
at one time
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is fucking mind boggling.
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-I'm here, aren't I?
I'm here.
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You're here,
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but you haven't been here
for fucking years.
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You are a useless man.
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What you do is sit polishing
that typewriter.
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You do nothing,
nothing with the girls.
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You don't work, you don't cook,
you don't write,
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pay bills, nothing.
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You don't even fuck.
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All you do is drain me.
All your promises and bullshit.
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It's fucking over.
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Trace.
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No more fuck-ups, I promise.
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Tracy!
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
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Just give me a sec, okay?
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You know how much I love you,
okay?
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We're a family,
whatever happens.
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Mummy had an accident. She's...
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She's in hospital,
but she's very, very sick.
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-Oh, Tara's mum
said she was dead.
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-I -- Well, they're not even
sure if she's ever gonna --
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Will I make her a card?
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-Thank God she's alive.
I thought she was --
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Actually, she is dead.
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-What?
-Actually she is. She is dead.
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-You said she was
in hospital sick.
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Where is she?
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-She is in hospital.
-So, she's not dead?
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-No. No, she --
No, she's in hospital,
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but she's gone.
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Her body's in the hospital.
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-Are you sure she's dead?
-Yep.
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-Why would you say she's alive
if she wasn't?
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I...
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I'm sorry.
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Oh.
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-Thank you.
Thank you.
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Come here.
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-Can you put this in for me?
It's doing my head in.
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Hi.
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This is Zu, Sam.
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Sorry, just have to ask.
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You didn't actually meet
on the flight, did you?
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-Yeah, we did.
-That's why I was saying.
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-Um, sorry
your wife is, uh,
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dead.
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-Thank you.
-Sweet.
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Nice. All done.
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So good to see you, man.
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-Yeah.
See you Tuesday.
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Was, uh...
was she chasing it?
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-What?
-The ice cream van.
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Was she -- Was she chasing it?
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-No, no.
-No?
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No. She was 44.
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-It's just sometimes, if they
see you, they drive faster.
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You know? It's like
a power thing or something.
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My cousin Azoya, her boyfriend,
was the ice cream man.
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He was motherfucker.
Literally. He actually fucked --
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-Sorry. Sorry. Could I just grab
you just for a sec?
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Do you mind?
Sorry, Zu. Sorry.
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-The fuck? Do you know how much
I need this today?
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She has got to go, okay?
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Come on. I promised her now.
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Well, un-promise her.
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It's a wake,
not a trip to Euro Disney.
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What is she doing?
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Selfies.
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-She is not
staying tonight, okay?
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-Oh.
-Please, Zein.
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The girls are inside.
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They keep asking for you.
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-Fine.
-Go on.
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Fine.
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Sorry.
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Uh, do you want to go with him?
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Yes. Yes. Thank you.
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-Hey, Tracy. I know
we didn't always get along.
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I know you -- you wanted
the best for Sam, so...
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I guess I'll --
I'll see you around.
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You look great.
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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-Cormac.
-Mum, it's fine.
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Tracy...
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Hmm.
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Tracy is my sister,
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and she would have wanted you
all to be just happy today.
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So, gonna play a little song
that she really liked.
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-It's all good.
It's a happy day.
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Celebrate.
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-Sounds good. That's it,
Rosemary. That's it. Come on.
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You know. Come up here.
Join the party. She knows.
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Rosemary knows.
She's with the program.
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Watch your hip, Rosie.
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Mwah, mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah.
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-Alright, alright,
alright.
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-Mwah.
-Okay.
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Ah.
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Alright.
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Ruby don't mind.
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-Uh, it's Tracy.
-Yes.
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No, no, no.
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-Oh, Jesus.
-Fuck.
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It's everywhere.
-Yeah. Just her face.
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Oh, shit, and there,
on her neck.
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Oh, poor Ruby.
Can't get a break.
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Tracy. Her name's Tracy.
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-Put the lid on it.
-What?
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-Pull --
Put the lid down on her.
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-Shit it.
I'll put you down.
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Just -- Shh, shh.
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I'm trying to think.
Let me think.
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A Mr. Cohen crashed into her.
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-No, no, Mr. Cone.
The ice cream man.
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-Oh, I thought it was
Mr. Cohen from number 23.
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I tried a falafel.
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Gorgeous.
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Not spicy at all.
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Who's that man?
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-Well, that's, uh --
that's Zein, Sam's brother.
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Well, half brother.
He's an actor.
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Lives in London.
No idea who she is, though.
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God, I hate Mrs. Tilly.
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Hope she chokes
on her shawarma.
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Not ready to say goodbye, Trace.
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This family doesn't work
without you.
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I'm so sorry.
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Zein.
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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-Sam?
-I'm coming.
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Just give me one second, please.
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Here we go.
This'll look much better.
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Now it's okay.
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Sam, can I come in?
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-I'm coming.
Just give me a second, please.
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Oh.
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-Sam?
-What have I done?
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I think it's time.
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There's no milk. Again.
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-Have toast.
-Yeah. Great.
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I need some money.
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I'm not made of money, Lina.
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-Lena, is Baba up?
-Yeah.
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Tell there's no milk,
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and you need to
take the bins.
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I can't put any more in.
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Oh.
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Nancy?
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Did you give an answer to --
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Do you mind not doing
that in my face?
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It's like getting
a speeding ticket off a hooker.
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Oh. Oh, that's nice.
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Bit of hostile sexism
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when we haven't even
had breakfast yet.
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They're called sex workers.
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Have you decided
about the ski trip?
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Every one in my year is going.
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-It's expensive, Layla.
I'm thinking about it.
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Go get me Nancy's
medicine.
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Now, Layla. Now.
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Nancy, see if my wallet's
in the kitchen.
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Oh, good girl.
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-She's wearing
that stupid hat.
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-That's good.
-You're wearing a stupid hat.
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-Sorry. I'm busy.
Can I ignore you another time?
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Please.
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I need change, yeah?
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-Yes.
-Okay. Goodbye.
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Just think about the ski trip.
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You can take it out
of my college fund.
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-Absolutely.
Come on, you.
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You got it, right?
Okay.
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College fund.
Kiss my arse. Open.
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Atta girl.
Now come on.
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Your hand. Nancy.
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Okay, look,
so tomorrow --
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Oh, shit.
Your lunch.
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I made my lunch, Baba.
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-When?
-In the morning.
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00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,469
-Who made it?
-Me.
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I'm just not very good
at buttering the bread yet.
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I'm still practicing.
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It's okay. It's not your fault.
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-But like you say, Baba,
Amins never give up.
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I'm not a very good,
daddy, am I?
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You're the bestest daddy.
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You're just not
a very good mommy yet.
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I'm sorry.
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-We're still late.
-I know, thank you.
246
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This hat --
Is it a seasonal thing?
247
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Like, how long are you
going to wear it for?
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-Um, until I'm dead.
-Oh, God.
249
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-Thanks, sir.
I'll let him know.
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I feel bad.
251
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What -- What if the school
rings Baba?
252
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-As if. I told them
he's suicidal.
253
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You haven't a clue.
254
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The story's got
to be layered, Layla.
255
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It's fucking genius.
256
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,562
God, look at him there.
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Seriously, I'd lick
Jake Rooney's eyeballs.
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I would eat him.
259
00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:15,259
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
260
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:18,607
-Shut up!
You're so gross.
261
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:24,371
-Baba should say something
to Nancy about that stupid hat.
262
00:15:24,406 --> 00:15:26,028
Christmas is such nonsense
anyway.
263
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:28,237
She's wearing
that ratchet thing on her head.
264
00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,963
Why? Because she has
to believe in some --
265
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:32,552
some magical, made-up man
who doesn't exist
266
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,312
just to help her
get through the day.
267
00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:36,245
Seriously?
268
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,317
What?
269
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,057
That it?
270
00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:56,576
I thought you had
cancer or something.
271
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,302
Cancer of my heart, Sammy.
272
00:15:58,336 --> 00:16:00,338
It's okay to be upset,
to feel something.
273
00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:02,064
You're not a table,
are you?
274
00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:04,377
-Wind it in. You're an upset
Muslim man with a backpack.
275
00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,310
It's not a great look.
276
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:16,803
-Three months, Sammy.
Nothing.
277
00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:18,667
You don't say
anything to anyone.
278
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,738
Don't answer
the telephone to anyone.
279
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,672
I'm your father.
It's enough now.
280
00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:28,746
Talk to me, please.
Speak.
281
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,265
What do you want me to say?
282
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:34,372
I miss her?
I miss her.
283
00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,443
-You know, I disliked her
very much.
284
00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:37,651
Wow.
285
00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:39,619
I can actually
feel myself healing.
286
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,103
Really,
it's good to talk to you, Baba.
287
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,485
I'm finding it --
-Shut up.
288
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,866
Listen.
289
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:48,766
I hated her,
290
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,873
but you don't just instantly
love someone, Sammy.
291
00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,599
This is the problem
with your generation.
292
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:58,603
You think...You meet someone
and you're in love.
293
00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:00,812
Let me tell you,
love is always the same.
294
00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:05,231
Doesn't matter if it's a wife
or a mother or son.
295
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:08,544
The same.
It happens all the time.
296
00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:13,204
Then one day, not even noticing,
297
00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:17,312
you just fall for them.
298
00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:19,590
I love Tracy.
299
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:32,637
Pull it together, yeah?
300
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:38,264
-Call Zein.
-Zein?
301
00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:41,232
I would rather give myself
a rectal exam with a soup spoon
302
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,406
than called Zein.
303
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,580
He desecrated my wife's...
304
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:47,100
What's wrong?
305
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:48,688
-Let's go.
-Look, Sammy.
306
00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:50,586
Wow, wow, wow.
307
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:52,450
Fucking wow is right.
308
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:55,143
Fancy seeing you here.
309
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:57,110
-Hey, Cormac.
-Shalom shallack, boys.
310
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:58,836
-Wish you'd stop
fucking saying that.
311
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,459
It's salam alaikum, Cormac.
312
00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,358
He knows what it is.
313
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,710
-What is that?
Is that a muffin?
314
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:12,298
-It's that
or a chocolate orange?
315
00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,299
Ugh, lame.
316
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,645
Did Sam organized this party?
317
00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:16,233
-Why are you always
ragging on him?
318
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:17,889
-Because he fucks everything up.
-It's not his fault.
319
00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:19,339
He's trying his best.
320
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:21,514
-Oh, please don't.
Nancy's scarred for life.
321
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:23,757
Why do you think she's waltzing
around like Buddy the Elf?
322
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,966
Because of him.
323
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,348
Light the muffin
and let's get out of here.
324
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:44,157
-Feel bad we didn't tell them
we're here.
325
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:46,746
Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
326
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,921
Y-You're ruining this.
This is about Mum, Layla.
327
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:52,821
He -- He just fumbles around
and fucks everything up.
328
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,857
He-- He's a writer
who can't even write.
329
00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:56,652
He can't even get out of bed in
the morning
330
00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:57,998
or -- or do a shop or --
331
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,655
You sound just like Mum.
332
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:01,519
So, he's not perfect,
but he's sweet and he's our dad,
333
00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:02,796
and he's --
-Pathetic.
334
00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:04,004
It's called pathetic, Layla.
335
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,799
-Stop talking
about him like that.
336
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,801
-Ah, you just feel bad because
Mum was there because of you.
337
00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:10,632
Now you're making up for it
with your praying and hijab.
338
00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:19,296
Whatever. It's cool.
339
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:22,402
It's just not your fault.
340
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:27,235
It's his.
341
00:19:36,899 --> 00:19:38,660
Mmm.
342
00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:42,733
They got real strawberries
in that one.
343
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,390
-Sorry,
what is this fucking thing?
344
00:19:44,424 --> 00:19:46,392
-It's a plant.
-I know it's a plant.
345
00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,841
-Oh, I don't
know what it's called.
346
00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:49,671
-Layla liked it. I was going
to give it to her.
347
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,431
I see she's still
wearing the -- ehhhh.
348
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:52,674
It's a hijab.
349
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,020
The headscarf is
called a hijab, Dympna.
350
00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:56,505
-Well, it's better than that
letter box thing.
351
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,714
Okay, so this is great,
352
00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:00,268
but I'm going to go.
353
00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:02,339
I'm going
to break up this little, uh...
354
00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,824
-Sammy, this is not
an intervention.
355
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,412
-I didn't say
it was an intervention.
356
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,793
No one here is judging you.
357
00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:11,071
-Although that is a very
intervention-y thing to say.
358
00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:14,627
-We are all worried for you,
for the girls. It seems --
359
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:17,906
-Honestly,
I think he could be, Pa.
360
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,771
We're talking about Sam
being suicidal here, right?
361
00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:24,913
-No, you're fucking gobshite.
No one's thinking that, Sammy.
362
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:28,296
But the girls mentioned
that the house was --
363
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:31,264
Well, that doesn't matter.
364
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,473
It's not easy, is it?
365
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:35,717
I mean, we know it's not,
366
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,996
and you're on your own now,
and, um...
367
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:43,276
well, Zein is such a sweetheart.
368
00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:46,555
-And the girls, they love him.
-Yeah.
369
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,661
Now I remember what it's called.
It's called an ambush.
370
00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:50,732
Move, Cormac. Let me out. Now.
371
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:53,735
No.
-Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
372
00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:57,773
Bullshit.
373
00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:07,266
-Does he know you, uh,
asked Zein to come?
374
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:14,307
That could be the ISIS
on the cake, Mo.
375
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:16,654
ISIS on the cake.
376
00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:33,913
Sam! Sam!
377
00:21:33,947 --> 00:21:35,880
Sam!
378
00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:38,435
Sam!
379
00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:41,645
Sam!
380
00:21:42,577 --> 00:21:45,787
-Yes?
Yes, Mrs. Tilly?
381
00:21:45,821 --> 00:21:49,377
-I believe this --
this is yours.
382
00:21:57,419 --> 00:22:01,181
Sorry, Mrs. Tilly.
383
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:04,081
Sam. Sam.
384
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,773
Yes, Mrs. Tilly?
385
00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:09,707
-Also, I believe
this is your wheelie bin.
386
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:30,832
-Not really coping very well,
are you?
387
00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:34,422
Falling apart, more like.
388
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:36,631
Sam.
389
00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:38,667
Pick up that mess.
390
00:22:40,497 --> 00:22:42,637
Sam.
391
00:22:42,671 --> 00:22:45,053
-Aah!
-Pick all of that up, Sam.
392
00:22:50,714 --> 00:22:53,993
-No, that --
Oh, not the paper.
393
00:22:54,027 --> 00:22:55,719
Where are you going?
394
00:22:55,753 --> 00:22:58,618
Oh, my --
395
00:22:58,653 --> 00:23:01,863
Oh. Lovely.
That's a great example.
396
00:23:24,782 --> 00:23:27,440
-Huh?
-How you been, man?
397
00:23:27,475 --> 00:23:29,925
Look, it's not a big deal,
but, uh,
398
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,479
There's no milk.
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