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COLETTE: If you're one of
America's 239 million drivers,
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you've spent some time
at the DMV-
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a placed not always celebrated
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for its efficiency, organization
and customer care.
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But you know what?
For those of us who work here,
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it's-it's a pretty great job...
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most of the time.
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Uh, take a right at the light.
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Mother used to boss me around.
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- What was that?
- [clears throat]
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?
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Mm-kay.
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On second thought, let's head
away from these dark alleys
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and see if you can handle
a freeway full of witnesses.
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Traffic. Full of traffic.
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That's what I meant.
It's part of the test.
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Go on.
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More.
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More. That's good.
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Now roll down your window
and read this.
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"Two double combos,
two large fries
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and two chocolate shakes"?
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Oh, feel free to add something
for yourself, big guy.
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That'll be $36.55.
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Do you take Apple Pay?
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Ooh. Using cell phone
while driving.
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That's not good. [laughs]
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Uh, park right here,
and use the side mirror,
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because in the rearview,
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all you'll see is
everything you've ever owned.
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Oh!
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[chittering]
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- Hi, there, mister.
- [spray squirting]
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- Oh.
- [chittering]
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[sighs]
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Well, I'll be tasting that
for a while.
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Yeah, right behind the minivan.
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Highest score of the week.
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I am gonna tell my boyfriend
about it.
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[laughs] He's a cop.
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We live together. Big guy.
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Bye. Have a good one.
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Move it, please. Move.
Come on. Come on.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[sighs]
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- [woman coughing]
- [chatter continues]
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Hey.
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COLETTE:
Oh. [chuckles]
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I thought
you were waving at me.
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- Oh, nah. Nah.
- [laughs] Doesn't matter.
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Oh, my God.
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He wasn't looking at me.
[laughs]
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- Fry?
- No. Thank you.
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- What are you laughing at?
- Nothing.
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Slow day.
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[crowd chatter]
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[indistinct P.A. announcement]
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Ready to save the world?
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What smells like cat pee?
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That's me. It's ferret.
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Oh, figures.
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All right, arm in arm.
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Let's go together.
We move as one.
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- Nope.
- Nah.
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Cool.
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?
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Oh. Hey, guys.
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See this placard?
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It's been in my desk for-
I don't know- eight years.
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But today,
I get to pull her out.
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Like Excalibur from the stone.
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Right? King Arthur?
Pulled out the sword?
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If it's not a Vin Diesel movie,
I don't know it.
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- Congratulations
on the promotion, Barbara. - Thanks, guys.
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- You're a great team.
- GREGG: Yeah, you deserve it. Seriously.
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- COLETTE: Yeah, you're awesome.
- It should've been me.
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Honestly, I work harder,
and I'm smarter.
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Agree to disagree there, Ceci.
Okay, everybody,
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look alive.
Consultants are coming today.
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- [Colette sighs]
- What consultants?
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The ones the governor hired
to cut costs.
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We got, like,
four emails about it.
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- Oh, I don't check those.
- You don't check your emails?
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Not my work ones.
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COLETTE: How can they cut
any more costs?
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I mean, this place is
already falling apart.
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GREGG: If they take away
the free coffee,
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I'm out of here.
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- I'm lying.
I'm not going anywhere. - I know.
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- God.
- VIC: Come on. We're examiners.
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We shouldn't be hanging
with the paper pushers
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in the main pen this long.
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CECI: Ah, paper pushers.
Excuse me? You know what, Vic?
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I am a photographer
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and a laminator.
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- B54?
- NOA: Yes.
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- Good morning.
How can I help you? - What is that?
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- What are you doing?
Like, a pirate accent? - [chuckles]
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I grew up in New Zealand,
but my parents...
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I don't need
your whole life story.
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Um, so the wife and I are
traveling this summer,
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and she said
I need that REAL ID thing.
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Yes, absolutely.
I can help you with that.
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- Great.
- Ah, shoot.
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- This is expired.
- What?
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Do you have anything else?
A birth certificate, maybe?
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Oh, yeah,
I always just walk around
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with my birth certificate.
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I have my baby teeth
in my pocket.
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- Right.
- All right.
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I think I, uh, know
what language you speak.
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How about I throw a little
shrimp on the barbie for ya?
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Oh, my God, wow.
That is five dollars, sir.
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As tempting as that is,
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I can't accept
an expired document.
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You can, but you won't.
You know why?
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Because it's a felony
to bribe a state employee.
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Nah. 'Cause a guy like you loves
to stick it to a guy like me.
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And I bet it just
makes your day, doesn't it?
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NOA:
Oh, it does, sir.
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My gratitude journal is filled
with moments like these.
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- [fake laugh] I'll be back.
- Next.
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?
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [indistinct P.A. announcement]
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Hi. You're here.
[mutters]: Give it to her.
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Hi. You must be our friends
from the consulting firm.
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I'm Barbara Berry, manager.
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Uh, Dan Wilson,
Kshitija Balakrishnan.
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Dan.
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Sh... Ma'am.
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I don't know
how anyone can live in L.A.
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DAN:
Oh, I love it. We, uh, drove by
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the Paramount lot
on the way in from the airport.
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It was not on our way,
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nor was Kevin Costner's
Walk of Fame star.
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There's, uh, Kevin and I.
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- Ooh.
- Why don't you show us around,
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and then
we can start the interviews?
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As you can imagine, my team-
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oh, I love the sound of that-
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my team,
they hear "cost-cutting,"
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and I just want to assure them
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there won't be
any major upheavals.
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If you're one of
the surviving branches,
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- very little will change.
- Great. That's-
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What did you just say?
"Surviving branches"?
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KSHITIJA:
Of the four Hollywood DMVs,
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one is going
to become fully automated.
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And by "fully," you mean...?
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[robotically]:
No... human... employees.
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So everyone's gonna be fired?
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No. That is not
what we are saying.
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- Then what are you saying?
- Impact will be felt.
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- In what way?
- [robotically]: Unemployment.
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I think
what my boss is saying is,
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we would like
to start in written tests.
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Absolutely. Uh, it's...
[clicks tongue]
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- right that way.
I'll be right behind you. - Thank you.
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Barb, you are Captain Sully,
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and you just met
your flock of geese.
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Land the damn plane.
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[inhales]
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Not it.
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Mm. It's-it's your turn, Vic.
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- Can't just ignore the rotation.
- Thank you.
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The rotation ignores
our individual strengths, Gregg.
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I keep
the White Entitleds in check.
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Plus any teens with hot moms.
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You're good
with the wack-a-doos.
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And she calms the nervous
and the old.
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That's the system.
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Drop-off.
And you've got one on deck.
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- Really? Thank you.
- Yeah, thank you, Doctor. - We're hoping she dies.
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Okay.
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[distant chatter]
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New guy. Hmm.
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- Hmm?
- You're gonna make a move on that,
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or just eye-bang him
for the rest of your life?
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I didn't eye-bang him. What?
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So it's just a coinkydink that
since he started working here,
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you started wearing makeup,
stopped eating tuna,
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and only wear clothes
that show off your ass.
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Thank you.
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And you're not allowed to say
things like that anymore.
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VIC:
You staged the house.
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Don't blame me
for checking out the Zillow.
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Plus, we got a $100 bet going on
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whether or not
it'll ever happen.
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My money's on "no way in hell,"
because I know you,
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and you'll never
put yourself out there.
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Don't bet on...
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You think I got a shot with him?
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I think you can do anything
that you put your mind to.
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Really?
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Also, it was the only option
available.
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- So...
- VIC: But if you're not interested,
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then I guess it won't bother you
that Hot Kristen's been
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all over him like marker
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on one of Gregg's
annoying fridge notes.
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And yet people still
eat my lunch.
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COLETTE:
Hot Kristen? She's only hot
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compared to homely Kristen.
Really, we should just call her
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Regular-Looking Kristen, or
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Wore the Same Sweater
a Week After I Did Kristen.
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You know? Like... Mm-mm.
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I'm gonna take that old lady
because I'm a...
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I'm a good person.
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Mmm.
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Okay. I got a proposal.
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If we're both still single
at 40, you and me.
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40? I thought
you were, like, 55.
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Hello, DMV MVPs.
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So, how's it going
with the consultants?
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Great. Great, great, great.
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- Four greats.
Someone's getting fired. - GREGG: Oh!
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You had to fire somebody
on your first day?
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No.
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It's the opposite, actually.
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Turns out,
they're not here to cut costs.
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They're here...
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to... observe us
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to make other branches
more like our branch
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because our branch
is the best branch.
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GREGG:
Huh?
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- BARB: Yeah.
- Hmm. - Makes sense to me.
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- Right.
- That tracks. - CECI: Correct.
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Everybody is happy,
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and I am doing
a great job so far.
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Who ate my meatball sub?
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COLETTE:
Whenever you're ready.
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So I just said...
I just said before, you...
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We can start
whenever you're ready.
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Ready?
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Yeah.
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- [tires squealing]
- Where are you...? No! Stop!
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Wrong pedal. Wrong...
Other pedal. Stop.
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- What do you want?
- You're not stopping. You're not...
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Oh, my God. Oh.
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This is a wheelchair.
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- Give me that.
Give it to me. Stop. - No.
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Get off the wheel!
I'm driving here!
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My God. You're not stopping.
That's a kid.
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Kid. Kid. Stop.
Stop the car right now!
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- Oh, my God. Building!
- Oh. No.
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- [groaning]
- Stop!
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[Colette exhales]
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00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,957
Did I pass?
248
00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,568
No.
249
00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,789
Oh. She kind of looks
just like you.
250
00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:35,008
[with British accent]:
I love this branch, I do.
251
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,533
No one shall be impacted here.
252
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:39,715
S-Sorry. Sorry.
253
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,543
Oh, no. How close did you come?
254
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,850
My life flashed before my eyes.
255
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,461
- Hmm.
- Yeah, well, it was a real wakeup call.
256
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,899
I can't throw away my life
in some dead-end job
257
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,119
for crappy pay
and no hope of happiness.
258
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,034
No offense, Gregg.
259
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,334
Oh, I wasn't offended
until you said Gregg.
260
00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:06,301
Oh, sorry. Well, I've decided
I am gonna make a move on Noa.
261
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,868
What's a good ice-breaker?
262
00:10:07,869 --> 00:10:09,825
Mm. Tell him to put one
in his mouth and...
263
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,915
Stop. What's a good
ice-breaker, Gregg?
264
00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:13,394
Why don't you ask him
if he wants
265
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,830
to adopt that dog
you're fostering?
266
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,485
Oh, my God.
That is a good idea.
267
00:10:16,486 --> 00:10:18,399
I mean,
'cause if he's not a dog person,
268
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,966
I mean,
that is a deal-breaker anyway.
269
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,532
Mm.
Not sure you're in a position
270
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,405
to start imposing deal-breakers.
271
00:10:23,406 --> 00:10:24,884
- What does that mean?
- VIC: Well,
272
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,625
when was the last time
you went on a second date?
273
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,018
January of '23.
274
00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:29,758
Y-You have no idea
how hard it is
275
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,066
to be a single woman
in her thirties, okay?
276
00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:34,197
Is it any harder than being
a Black man in his sixties?
277
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,248
Ee...
278
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,637
I don't know.
279
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,160
Is it? Um, prob...
280
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,075
May... No.
281
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,642
I'm so sorry.
282
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,382
I'm going in. Teeth?
283
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,950
Mm, a little yellow,
one's crooked.
284
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,791
- No. Is there anything in them?
- Mm. A yellowish color?
285
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,607
Doesn't matter. I'm going in.
286
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,968
Greggles, I'm gonna win you
a hundred bucks.
287
00:10:53,969 --> 00:10:56,350
- Have a good day.
- GREGG: She's looking good.
288
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:57,613
Oh, but what's this?
289
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,920
Hazard in the road, pal.
290
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,183
- Noa.
- VIC: Ooh.
291
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,750
An illegal U-turn.
292
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,347
Looks like someone's headed
to the rest stop
293
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,018
to wait out adverse conditions.
294
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,358
COLETTE:
John, up high.
295
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,632
- ?
- [barking]
296
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,467
CECI:
What do I like
297
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,813
most about working here? Um...
298
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,808
Honestly, it's got to be the
constant rush of superiority.
299
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:32,300
Also, my favorite karaoke bar
is two blocks down the street,
300
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,540
so on the weekends,
I just park my car here.
301
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,696
I do an amazing Beyonc�.
302
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,830
- e, too. [laughs] Yeah.
303
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,251
Oh. Also, if there is a prize
for best employee
304
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:46,488
and/or best dressed, I will
just take it in cash value.
305
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,056
- Do we do that?
- No.
306
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,975
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
307
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,716
- Noa, right?
- Yeah.
308
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,848
- Cool. I'm, um...
- Colette.
309
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,198
- I know. Hi.
- Oh. You know my name.
310
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,722
- Yeah.
- That's great.
311
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,072
Our girl's going back in.
312
00:12:05,073 --> 00:12:06,855
- Oh, come on, Colette.
- COLETTE: I was just wondering
313
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,903
if you might be interested
in adopting this little guy?
314
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,948
I-I don't think
you're showing me
315
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,863
what you think
you're showing me.
316
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,735
My God.
317
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,125
Yeah, that wasn't for you.
318
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,611
Hey, I know a good podiatrist
319
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,391
- if you need one.
- Mm-mm.
320
00:12:20,392 --> 00:12:22,131
- Kind of looks like you might.
- On it.
321
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,307
- Okay.
- Thank you.
322
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,745
This is the dog.
323
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,878
Oh. That is crazy.
324
00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,444
Yeah, it's crazy.
I shouldn't have asked, but...
325
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,490
No, it's crazy 'cause,
326
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,276
look. Marvin Gray-
he was a bulldog, as well.
327
00:12:35,277 --> 00:12:36,885
You had a bulldog
named Marvin Gray?
328
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,933
- I did.
- [gasps] Oh, my God, your abs.
329
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,631
...solutely perfect, Marvin!
330
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,634
- He was the best. [laughs]
- Mm. Well,
331
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,202
can understand
if you're not ready yet, so...
332
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:51,596
I mean, I'm not not ready...
333
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,208
So...
334
00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:57,210
Right.
335
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,300
Do you see what I see?
336
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,997
The connection between them,
337
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,783
or the menstrual pad
stuck to her skirt?
338
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,046
How long have you been working
at the DMV?
339
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,309
- Ah, it's just temporary.
- Right.
340
00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:09,918
Is what
I've been saying to myself
341
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,659
every year
for the past five years.
342
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,010
The benefits make it really hard
to leave.
343
00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:15,924
It was such a relief
to finally have insurance.
344
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,710
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm-I'm always injuring myself surfing.
345
00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:20,363
Mm, congrats on the layback,
by the way.
346
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,414
Thank you.
347
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:25,282
- Wait. How-how do you...?
- Your Instagram.
348
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,223
But I follow
everyone in the office.
349
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,286
Did you think it was just you?
[laughs]
350
00:13:29,287 --> 00:13:31,548
You're acting as paranoid
as your great-aunt Linda.
351
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,246
- Okay.
- [in funny voice]: Anyway,
352
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,423
I'm very busy. [laughs]
353
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,183
- I'm a busy gal. [laughs]
- Right.
354
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,948
Sorry.
355
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,950
What is that? Hey.
356
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,691
How did that get there?
357
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,825
Um, I-I assume
that you went to the bathroom.
358
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,914
Yeah, I think
that's what happened.
359
00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:49,566
Okay, well, welcome to the team.
360
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,091
- Thank you.
- Noa.
361
00:13:51,092 --> 00:13:53,135
It's a shame we can never,
ever, ever speak again.
362
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,442
- [laughs]
- Bye.
363
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,836
- Bye.
- See ya.
364
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,014
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm really good.
365
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,798
- All right.
- So good.
366
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,713
You can just Venmo me
that hundred.
367
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,759
I'm BigBallz16, with a "Z."
368
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,936
Get off me.
369
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,851
Oh, why? Why? Why?
Move it, Steve.
370
00:14:12,922 --> 00:14:16,811
I'm just worried about when
the truth comes out, and then
371
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,030
everybody knows,
and there's literally nothing...
372
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:21,817
- Call you back, Ma.
- Barb, I-I got to go home.
373
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,906
I'm not well.
374
00:14:23,907 --> 00:14:25,298
Wait. Do you have diarrhea?
375
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,039
- 'Cause there's a nasty bug
going around... - Ew.
376
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,850
- No. Um, I just...
I had a headache. - Okay.
377
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:30,956
Well, then, take some aspirin,
and then I need you to...
378
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,524
And diarrhea.
Got lots of diarrhea.
379
00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:35,917
You need to go. The last thing
this place needs is
380
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,050
another case of the runs.
The plumbing's already proved
381
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,399
it's in no condition
to handle that.
382
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,881
- Yeah.
- And I'm not plunging again.
383
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,013
COLETTE:
Oh. Noa.
384
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,889
[sighs] Looks like
we're staying put, Old Girl.
385
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,399
Don't you think it's ironic
386
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,108
that the state is spending
all this money
387
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,589
on you two to figure out
what's wrong with the DMV,
388
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,270
when everyone knows what's wrong
389
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,124
is that we don't have
enough money.
390
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:02,336
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Um...
391
00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:04,990
It says here that you used
to teach high school English?
392
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,261
- Ooh.
- Tell us about that.
393
00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:07,296
Yeah.
394
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,472
[laughs]
395
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,865
Nah.
396
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,914
Hmm.
397
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,183
Oh. Yeah, that's...
398
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,619
doable.
399
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:27,447
There's nothing
to be nervous about.
400
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,754
Vic is a professional.
401
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,148
I hope
this isn't inappropriate to say,
402
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:36,152
but you are way too attractive
to work in consulting.
403
00:15:36,153 --> 00:15:38,849
- It's highly inappropriate.
- My bad. [snaps fingers]
404
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,896
You are both too attractive
405
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,898
to work in consulting.
406
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,899
But I'm honestly pumped
you're here
407
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,989
because I have a huge problem.
408
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,731
I requested time off
because my mama passed away,
409
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,167
but was denied.
410
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,474
- That is terrible.
- I'm so sorry.
411
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,563
I appreciate that.
412
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,652
And it's happened twice.
413
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,176
[Kshitija sighs]
414
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,786
Okay.
415
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,572
[groans]
416
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,575
- Aah.
- [dryer whirring]
417
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,798
This is great.
418
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,455
And boom. Proof of residence.
419
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:22,503
Hey, uh, I am so sorry.
420
00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:24,678
Coupons are not a valid proof
of residence.
421
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,637
You do realize your job is
422
00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:28,377
- to ruin peoples' lives?
- MAN: Are you talking to me?
423
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,555
No, not you, Lon. I'm talking
to some clown at the DMV.
424
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,006
Because my assistant quit.
425
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,341
Can't imagine why.
426
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,521
[laughing]
427
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,346
- This is mine now.
- It's out of ink anyway.
428
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,608
Enjoy.
429
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,826
[groaning]
430
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,307
- Ooh. Aah!
- [fabric tearing]
431
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,179
Ooh, it's really in there.
432
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,357
Um, hmm.
433
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,537
[groaning]
434
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,142
Come on.
435
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,536
[groaning softly]
436
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,582
Oh. Oh.
437
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,150
- Ooh...
- [gasps] Oh, my God!
438
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,021
- Hey, Regular Kristen.
- Are you okay?
439
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,806
- Yeah. Fine.
- [laughs]
440
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,808
- What are you doing?
- So random.
441
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,549
I was climbing out the window,
442
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:10,419
and, um,
my shirt got stuck on a nail,
443
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,030
and then I took the shirt...
[groans]
444
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,423
...the shirt off, and I realized
my-my stomach is in the nail?
445
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,860
I'm gonna go get some help.
446
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,340
That'd be nice. Thank you.
447
00:17:17,341 --> 00:17:19,428
- What are you doing?
- Getting a photo first.
448
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,474
- [phone camera clicking]
- [Colette groans]
449
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,825
[giggles]
Ah, God.
450
00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:26,218
Can you just get the security
guard? Just the security guard.
451
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,872
And what would you say is the
average customer waiting time?
452
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,223
[exhales]
453
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,487
I'd have to say,
caring too much about my job.
454
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,794
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
455
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,622
Average customer wait time?
456
00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,362
- [keys clicking rapidly]
- BARB: I'm sorry.
457
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:43,627
He is typing way more
than what I'm saying.
458
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,847
- Can I see?
- DAN: No.
459
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,502
Of course.
That was unprofessional, Barb.
460
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,505
- Sorry. Um... Give it to me!
- Whoa!
461
00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:53,027
- Whoa!
- Let me just take a look at it.
462
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,074
Aah. I...
463
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,946
I need you to write good things,
please, okay? Just...
464
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,297
Today is literally my first day
as manager here,
465
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,951
and I want to do a good job.
466
00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:05,126
- I love working here.
- [chuckling]: Why?
467
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,042
I mean, why?
468
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,306
Because what we do here
makes a difference.
469
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,048
Having a driver's license
means independence.
470
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,703
And whether or not you have one
471
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,097
isn't based on
what you look like
472
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,794
or how much money you make
473
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,752
or if you went to college.
474
00:18:21,753 --> 00:18:23,579
It's like that
on the outside, sure,
475
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,713
but not here.
And most importantly,
476
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,411
I love every single person
that works here.
477
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,021
We're a team.
478
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,328
We're one, big, happy family.
479
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,721
We've got a jumper.
480
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,940
Hey, everyone.
481
00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:37,767
Hey, hey,
what is going on in there?
482
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:38,900
Oh, wow.
483
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,381
Oh, good. You made it.
484
00:18:41,382 --> 00:18:43,425
We can't just pull the nail.
She might bleed out.
485
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:46,429
It's-it's right in that
fleshy part of her stomach.
486
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:48,126
- Oh, that's called a muffin top.
- Ah.
487
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,084
You see how her excess fat
kind of hangs over
488
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,085
- when her skirt's too tight?
- Mm-hmm.
489
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,217
- Ah.
- It's like the top of a...
490
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,958
Muffin, yes. Thank you, Ceci.
491
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,395
You're a real girl's girl.
492
00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:56,873
Well, this seems
to be under control.
493
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,833
Shall I show you
the new eye charts?
494
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:01,661
- We switched to Helvetica.
- DAN: Oh, we're not leaving now.
495
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,185
No, no, no. Oddly invested.
496
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,013
How old is that bra?
497
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,537
- It's... just... lived in.
- CECI: Yeah, and you know,
498
00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:09,538
your left breast is a lot bigger
than your right one?
499
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,106
COLETTE:
It's official.
500
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,586
This is my rock bottom.
501
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,240
You know, my takeaway
502
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,660
from this is how beautiful
she looks up there.
503
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,159
And how calm she's staying.
504
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,943
That's the kind of energy that
makes someone a good mother.
505
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:23,987
GREGG:
Why are you helping?
506
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,120
You bet against them.
507
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,861
Yeah. For her.
508
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,384
NOA:
Okay, um, I'm gonna
509
00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:30,168
go around back
and suss things out.
510
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,579
Not till you buy her dinner,
you won't. [laughs]
511
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:36,391
Uh, I-I swear nothing like this
has ever happened before.
512
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,382
Yeah, even the best branch
has its days.
513
00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:40,090
- Best branch?
- BARB: That is what
514
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,528
we like to call ourselves.
515
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,747
No, that's what you said
they call us.
516
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,258
Isn't that why you're here?
517
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:48,361
No. We're here to decide
whether you should be shut down.
518
00:19:48,362 --> 00:19:49,839
- Shut down?!
- Excuse me, lady?
519
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,364
Was there an email?
520
00:19:51,365 --> 00:19:54,104
Is the room starting to swirl
for anyone else, or just me?
521
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,497
- All right, I'm coming up.
- BARB: Careful underneath her,
522
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,848
- she's got terrible diarrhea.
- COLETTE: No,
523
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,285
this is my rock bottom.
524
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,722
- Hang on a second.
- VIC: I can't
525
00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:04,376
- lose my job!
- I cannot lose my benefits, Barbara.
526
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,187
I can't be at home
with Tanya all day.
527
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:07,509
We only have
a successful marriage
528
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,200
because
we barely see each other.
529
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,427
I'm sorry! The truth is,
530
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,386
I don't know
what's gonna happen,
531
00:20:13,387 --> 00:20:15,604
but whatever it is,
we're gonna get through it
532
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,172
because we're a family.
533
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,174
Families get through anything.
534
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:21,654
These people are not my family.
535
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,655
Haven't seen or heard from mine
in ten years.
536
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,223
Families break up all the time.
537
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,442
- Got it!
- Oh. - GREGG: Ah.
538
00:20:26,443 --> 00:20:28,704
- Great job, Noa.
- Whoop-de-doo. - Muffin saved.
539
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:31,011
GREGG: So should we take
the rest of the day off or what?
540
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,492
That was exciting.
541
00:20:32,493 --> 00:20:34,580
Can't wait to see
what tomorrow brings.
542
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,496
You're coming back tomorrow?
543
00:20:36,497 --> 00:20:38,801
We're here for the year.
Didn't they tell you?
544
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:39,977
[sighs]
545
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,589
There you go.
546
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,547
You okay?
547
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,549
- Yeah.
- Oh.
548
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,986
- Yeah, you... Switch.
- Oh.
549
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:52,207
My lanyard got stuck in yours.
550
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,428
Hey, did you want to...
551
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:57,995
...go get a tetanus shot?
552
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,867
- A tetanus shot?
- Yeah.
553
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:03,392
I thought you were starting
to get... Yeah, yeah.
554
00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:04,958
- Okay.
- I'm gonna get one, yeah.
555
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,656
I don't have diarrhea,
by the way.
556
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,658
- Sorry? What?
- You didn't hear?
557
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,007
- No.
- Oh.
558
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,705
Barbara said I had diarrhea.
559
00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:13,749
Thought you heard, you didn't.
But I don't.
560
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,273
- I just wanted you to know that.
- Okay.
561
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,044
- Yeah. Yeah.
- [siren wailing] - [helicopter whirring]
562
00:21:18,671 --> 00:21:21,757
You guys gonna go
to the bar tonight,
563
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,282
celebrate Barb's promotion?
564
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,587
Eh, Tanya wants to talk about
getting a couples' counselor.
565
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,850
- So, I will be there
until they kick me out. - Mm.
566
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:31,464
Well, I got air-bagged in
the face and impaled on a nail,
567
00:21:31,465 --> 00:21:32,986
so I'm not really
in the mood to celebrate.
568
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,424
- NOA: Hey, Colette?
- Oh.
569
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,862
Hi. Um, look, I was thinking.
570
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:41,430
I would love
to know more about that dog.
571
00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:42,604
Will you be at the bar?
572
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,825
- Yeah.
- Okay.
573
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,609
- Cool. All right.
- Yeah. Yeah.
574
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:49,150
- I'll see you there.
- VIC: See you at the bar, bro.
575
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,313
[door closes]
576
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,553
I think it would mean a lot
to Barb if I went.
577
00:21:56,554 --> 00:21:57,837
- Big promotion.
- She's so important. - Yeah, Barb.
578
00:21:57,838 --> 00:22:00,144
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm, Barb. - I'm gonna rally.
579
00:22:00,145 --> 00:22:01,493
- [door rattling]
- I mean, it wouldn't be the same without you.
580
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,060
Hello!
581
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:05,280
- We're closed!
- BRENT: No, you're not!
582
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,500
- No, you're not!
- GREGG: Yes, we are!
583
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,458
BRENT:
My taxes pay your salaries!
584
00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:11,198
- VIC: What a psycho.
- Open the door!
585
00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:13,723
- No! No!
- You guys, um...
586
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,029
- Let me in!
- Please don't embarrass me at the bar.
587
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,814
- Okay.
- Thank you.
588
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,468
BRENT:
Open the door!
589
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:23,994
Open it! Open it! Open it! Now!
590
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:27,346
- [Gregg chuckles]
- Hey, someone, open this door now!
591
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,788
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