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Oh, hello, darling. It's me, the cutesy
who makes your tootsies roll. The hoofer

bringing a fetish to your foot.

Elvira, Mr. Set -A -Dart.

I said hoofer with an F.

Mama got a check in the mail last week,
something called a residual.

I knew all that residue would come in
handy one day. And since I wasn't

on it for something like rent, I thought
I'd drop a little coin on some new

shoes.

Oh, my God, look at these Manolo
Bronics.

Are they...

Shoe toys.

Oh, my favorite, my favorite, my
favorite are these boobatons.

Oh, did anybody see that?

Anyway, so I thought in honor of the new
kicks.

What a great opportunity to screen the
1959 foot fetish film, The Killer Shoes,

a tale of a lonely shoe salesman who
finds himself caught in a love affair

between a pair of sandals and some Uggs.

What? It's not The Killer Shoes?

What the hell is a true?

True. Now, any of several small mouse
-like insectivores of the genus Dorax,

typically denoted by having a long,
small, sharp snout.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Quick! Quick! Call the
exterminator! Call her cat!

Call anything that eats mice!

Call Sarah Palin!

Don't go anywhere, darling. We can't
start the movie until we get rid of this

vermin.

No! We will not be starting the killer
shrews on Lily McCobb!

Oh!

species. The giant killer...

Oh, there's a lot of quiet out there.

Almost smell it, can't you?

No, but I can feel it.

The pressure's dropped so fast, it's
almost made my ears pop.

Hurricane's got different ways of
telling you it's there.

Where is it?

Dead ahead.

What's that mean, then?

My boy, that puts our port right in the
middle of it.

on the lee side, though. We'll snuggle
up close to the bluff and ride it out.

What about the bottom?

Well, the chart shows it's good holding
ground. Clay.

You know something?

If this thing had an automatic pilot, I
wouldn't have to put up with you.

Then you wouldn't have no battery to
chew out.

We should be there in a couple of hours.

These mills of yours keep running.

Look, automatic pilots can't play
Dixieland jazz on their...

Dead ahead.

Man, that sure do look good.

A man named Krakus owns this island,
doesn't he?

That's the name on the crate, Dr. Milo
Krakus.

We'll unload tomorrow.

I don't want this crap sitting high in
that water when that blow hits.

You going to ride stern, too, with a lot
of water under? That's right.

That sea won't make up in that cold.

I'm out.

like a duck. If she swings too far to
starboard, we might have to take a check

line to shore.

Hey, Rook, take a slant up that trail.

Now, that's a rather strange setup,
wouldn't you say?

Looks like somebody's getting rid of
somebody, huh, Cap?

Maybe.

Nothing wrong with Captain Ferguson, I
hope.

Well, I wouldn't know.

I just bought his run.

Oh, I see.

Were you able to fill our order?

Everything on the list.

Here's the manifest.

Missing last week's supply has drawn us
a little short, you know.

Captain, after you have unloaded, I have
a passenger for you.

Ann?

Captain Sherman, this is my daughter,
Ann Craig.

Hello. So you're the passenger.

That's right, Captain.

Oh, it's going to be nice having you
aboard.

I'm getting a little tired looking at
Griswold.

But we're not leaving today.

In fact, we're not even unloading.

That load will cut the roll in half.

You expecting an invasion?

Yes, animal.

Game or otherwise?

Under certain conditions, it could be
dangerous.

Hey, Ruff, you want to shake the kinks
out?

Limber up a little?

Not me, Captain Blythe. You go right
ahead and stretch your legs.

That ship's going to be bugging like a
bugging prong for a long time. Besides,

got some work left to do.

If you do come ashore, wear a gun.

Got you, Captain.

And I told you about the hurricane. You
act like you didn't know anything about

it.

What's the matter? You're set broken
down?

You've been out of communication for
more than a week, Captain.

Can't be fixed.

Totally out of commission.

My assistant.

Mr. Farrell. Jerry Farrell.

Father, perhaps the captain would enjoy
a drink.

join us in a cocktail.

Well, I've never been known to turn down
a drink yet. I'll be glad to accept.

Fine. In that case, we'll have martinis.

Mario.

Si, senor.

Mix them, please.

Right this way, Captain.

Come in.

You have everything here you need?

We are self -sufficient here.

We have cows for fresh milk, chickens
for fresh eggs.

We even have saddle horses.

Sort of a world all your own.

That's exactly what I've tried to
create.

Well, to each his own.

If you have to be isolated for your
work, you've picked a lonely little

Excuse me, please. I think I'll change.

because you aren't leaving until
tomorrow. Well, I can understand that.

But there's something else bothering
her.

Bradford?

Bradford?

Bradford, would you please step over
here? I'd like you to meet someone.

There's no need to shout, Doctor. I'm
right here.

I'd like you to meet Captain Thorne
Sherman.

This is my other assistant, Radford
Baines.

How do you do?

Two new litters since lunch, Doctor.

Both support GT -116.

That's good, but... We can breed them to
the 205 group in about three weeks.

But I'd prefer to wait and expose about
half of them to the Hoskins factor

first.

If you agree.

Good idea.

Do you know there's a hurricane coming?

Hurricane. Hurricane.

Suppose there's much we can do about
that.

Glad to meet you.

Herman, wasn't it?

You have to excuse Radford.

Anything that does not concern his
project does not get through to him.

Brilliant mind.

He would startle if someone didn't
remind him to eat. Must be very

work. What's his field?

Biology. We specialize in genetics,
heredity.

I'm afraid my interest doesn't run in
that line, you know.

Think what would happen if you could
isolate and identify the inherited fact

each gene.

Now, wait a minute. I'm afraid I'm not
very good with pure research.

This is practical research.

Generally, among mammals, the smaller
the size, the higher the metabolism and

the shorter the lifespan.

Is that right? Well, I'm attempting
to...

to decrease the size while maintaining a
low metabolism and resultant a longer

lifespan. What reason?

Overpopulation.

Not a problem now, but it will be in
time.

If we were half as big as we are now, we
could live twice as long in our natural

regions.

Father, may I speak with you a moment?

Will you please excuse us, Captain?

Well, providing you dropped the captain,
I prefer Thorne.

Tell me something, Doctor.

Has a hurricane ever hit this island
before that you know of?

I wouldn't know.

You've only been here nine months and
this place has been unoccupied for

Well, have you ever been through one?

Only the fringes.

Well, this one's building up very fast.
Pressure drops very quickly in the

center. I'd advise you to get some doors
and windows open in this place.

Then donate us on the room.

And if your fresh nan's drink, I'll go
and check them.

I'd be happy to.

Thank heavens you're right, Dick.

Why, are rations getting short?

No, it's more than that. Much more.

We'll surely be able to sail tomorrow,
won't we?

Possibly.

But not probable.

Not too late, anyway.

Takes a long time for a sea like that to
quiet down.

Well, if you're worrying about me, you
needn't.

I'm a good sailor.

Oh, I'm not worried about you.

We'll sail when the time's right.

Got them opened, all right.

Well, Captain, let me freshen you a
drink.

One for the road.

I'm trying to rush you, but it will be
dark soon. I've invited Thorne for

dinner, Father.

Oh, I see.

If you're not worried about your ship,
you're welcome.

I'll take a rain check on that dinner,
if you wish.

Father, I've asked Thorne to stay.

Progress, Doctor.

This is the sole survivor of Group 30.

It's old today.

Well, that's equivalent to 140 years to
us.

That's right, yet it still maintains low
metabolism without any sluggishness.

Not the breakthrough, but it certainly
sets our course.

Rathburt, suspend series 52 through 96,
and we'll concentrate on the

rest. What is that?

It's a sorec sericidae.

Looks like a small rat.

Smells like a skunk.

They have musk lines in their knees.

These little fellows are our subjects.

They have a birth cycle of 10 to 14
days.

And using them, we can establish traits.

We can trace the progressions through a
number of generations over a short

period of time.

Well, how big do they get?

That's a nettle.

See, their muzzle is longer.

Well, maybe you better take him. He
doesn't know me.

All he knows is his next meal.

He's just been fed.

He'll be all right for another eight
hours.

The shutter blew open.

Bradford, I got it, senor.

Well, if that scare you, it's going to
get worse.

The stronger will eat the weaker.

Like cannibals.

Precisely. You see, their intense
activity requires a tremendous amount of

energy. To supply, they must eat three
times their own weight in food every 24

hours.

All the liver, teeth, horns, boobs. I
could use another martini. Do you mind?

And follow me.

Problem two?

Que paso?

Nada. Nothing, senor.

But you will leave on the ship tomorrow.

Well, I think that all depends on the
wind and the sea, don't you?

Si. Si, senor. Sea and the wind, senor.

I don't know.

Ah, you may joke.

I feel the point. I see.

Well, I'm glad to hear that.

Now, if anybody else is concerned about
my sailing tomorrow, why... You see,

they feel the point, too, huh?

I don't like to repeat myself.

Okay, senor.

I mean, I guess that's what they get for
shopping at some place called the Shoe

Barn. You know, damn little field mice
get into the boxes.

I need to call somebody like the Pied
Piper or someone who can get these furry

little bastards out.

Okay.

Um, hello?

Yeah, look, is this Luke with the cat
dragged in? Yeah, you know, my name is

Elvira, Mistress of... Yeah, yeah,
Mistress of the Dark, yeah.

Oh, thank you.

No, tonight I'm showing the killer
Shrews.

No, truth, truth.

Yeah, I know. I didn't know what they
were either.

But the reason I'm calling... Yes, I
know. Everyone loves the pop -ups. Yeah,

yeah, we'll try to do more of those. But
the reason I'm calling is because my

basement is full of mice.

I mean, I can't even put my feet on the
floor.

Poison? No way.

I just need someone to come in and
relocate them. You know, put them in a

witness protection plan or something.

Uh, what? Hello?

Hello?

Stick around, darling. There's more
Movie Macabre right after this.

Welcome back, darling. If you haven't
been with us all night, lucky you.

And if you're just dropping in, don't
put your luggage on the floor.

The basement is infested with mice.

At least I think they're mice. And they
could be killer shrews.

They're certainly not killer shoes.

I mean, these things are giving me the
killer screws.

Yeah, I wish I had some killer shrooms.

But then I get hungry and I need some
killer stew.

Oh, man, this movie is giving me the
killer news.

I know, but I'm not saying that you
created them, Jerry.

I am saying that because of your drunken
stupidity in leaving the cage door

open, you created the horrible situation
that now exists.

Look, Ann, this is a mistake any one of
us might have made.

And I'm getting a little sick of being
called an irresponsible drunk. Now,

believe me, I am.

Excuse me.

Care for a cigarette?

Thank heavens you arrived today.

You said that before. What's the strain?

That don't make sense.

Please excuse me. But it seems like
everything is coming to a head at once.

I want to leave, but I want my father to
go with me.

Well, then, why doesn't he?

We've discussed it many times, but he's
adamant.

I'm sure Jerry has a lot to do with this
decision.

He tried to convince me that the crisis
will only last for a few...

Well, this is certainly a cozy little
scene.

Might even be called intimate. Boy meets
girl. Stop it, dear.

That remark is uncalled for. What I do
or have to say does not concern you.

I can't disagree with you more, my dear.
I'm concerned with everything you do,

and I intend to keep it that way.

Now, in my book, an engagement isn't a
casual thing. In my book, it isn't

either.

I send it out.

old is scared to death of something.
That's evident.

When they came at us last night, you
knocked me down getting inside the

It's just that I can't stand them. And
I've discovered something I can't stand.

All right.

But I advise you not to mention them to
anyone.

I'm going to complete these experiments
with your father regardless of anything.

Do you understand that?

Nobody is going to take this chance away
from me.

Let's get the ship.

Checking the weather. I'll get him.

Captain, time for dinner.

I'll miss as good as a mile, I'll be
staying.

You know, if one of those trees crashes
through, it might just not... Look, not

any tree on this side of the house will
fall away from it, so just relax.

But I think I'd better go back aboard.

I don't think I'm not grateful for your
hospitality. I am. I'll see you

tomorrow. Thorn, your ship is safe.

Please, stay here with me.

Why?

You scared or lonesome?

Both.

I'll take a rain check on it.

Thorn! You can't leave.

No one opens that gate after dark.

Well, who's going to stop me? You?

What's this?

No one opens that gate at night.

Now look, I don't ask questions because
it's against my principles.

Mine too.

Wouldn't you like to explain that?

All right.

Sit down and I will.

Give me the gun.

Not very becoming anyway.

Do you believe in fairytales?

Well, I'm a little old for that sort of
thing, but what do you have in mind?

Well, I'll tell you about one.

A true fairytale. And you're right in
the middle of it.

Oh? Have you ever heard of a shrew?

As in taming of the... Or the animal.

Bradford called them sword, sericity,
when he showed you one.

Oh, then shrew must be the common name
for those cute little animals. Cute?

That's the last word you can use to
describe those little monsters.

They're the most horrible animals on the
face of the earth.

My father told you they breed within
three weeks after birth. Yeah, yeah, I

what your father told me, but what's
that got to do with me opening that

There are two or three hundred giant
shrews out there.

Monsters weighing between fifty and a
hundred pounds.

Fifty to a hundred?

Wait a minute, you must be kidding.

I'm definitely not.

kidding.

That's as big as a full -grown wolf. And
what's more, they are beginning to

starve.

No wonder you didn't want me to go out
there.

Thanks for saving my skin.

Well, I'm sorry I had to threaten you
with a gun, but I didn't know how else

stop you. Oh, it was very effective, but
all you had to do was tell me about

them.

Well, I hoped I wouldn't have to, but
you changed everything. when you started

to leave.

And I had to stop you some way.

You say there's two or three hundred out
there?

Ma 'am.

That's right, Captain Thorne. And if
you'd stuck with your rowboat and played

captain instead of trying to play
detective, you wouldn't have to worry

how many are out there, would you?
That's enough, Jerry.

I decided to leave.

To dissuade him, I started to tell him
about the shoes.

Shoes? What shoes?

He might as well know the whole story,
half of it.

I guess you're all a little jumpy,
Captain.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Six months ago, we managed to isolate
the fact...

We saw one of their offspring.

They were multiplying.

We did everything in the world to
exterminate them, but no apparent luck.

Then we haven't seen any.

Since daylight neither blinds them and
they forage only at night, well, they're

starving.

But the fact that two of them charged
Anne and Jerry at the gate last

case that the available food on the
island is nearing depleting.

Then what, Doctor?

They will exterminate each other.

It'll take a couple days.

What do we do during that time?

They indoor the wait until it's over.

I thought I'd get some wire that blew
down on the transformer.

I'm sorry.

I'll get some lamps.

and we'll give you all the light you
need.

I will join you, Dr. Jerry.

Thomas!

Thomas! You get that mouse out of this
here house, Thomas, or you're out on

very grave behind!

Oh, hi there. I'm just rehearsing what
I'd say if I ever got a cat in here to

take care of these mice.

Stick around, there's more killer shrews
right up to this.

Welcome back, darling. I figured if you
can't beat them, force them into mind

-numbing puzzles that prove that human
beings are superior.

Well, yep, I decided to make a little
rat race to occupy my time and try to

these little rat bastards.

Let's get back to more killer shrews.

Felt she was sincere and made sense from
her standpoint.

Wanting her father to leave the island
with her makes sense?

It'd be much better for the project if I
went with her for a few days.

As a matter of fact, I think I'll talk
to the doctor about that. That might be

the answer.

And another thing, I don't take much to
this Thorne Sherman.

He looks to me like the type that'd try
anything.

That left -handed dinner invitation.

That was just to keep me here till after
dark, wasn't it?

I wanted you here tonight.

I thought something terrible was going
to happen.

Well, you still feel the same way about
it?

Not as much. That says you're here. I
know it.

I love an open fire, don't you?

Mm -hmm.

The wind has a lonesome sound, doesn't
it?

Sure does.

Back in Sweden, we don't have a wind
this strong.

Yeah, back in Sweden, we don't have
killer shrews.

You're a strange man, Thorne.

I never met anyone like you.

You seem so disinterested in everything.

Aren't you the least bit curious?

Don't you wonder about the unusual
things around here?

The guns, the fence, the shattered
windows, my accent, anything?

I'll tell you something.

I'm only interested in anything that
concerns me, then I do something about

Ah, a typical man.

You're going to sail with me tomorrow,
whether you find...

Yeah, the shoes got the bit of bar.

What horse is this, Father?

It's a livestock.

A livestock?

And I thought it was a horse. No.

I put them in the barn myself.

They couldn't get through the wood
doors.

They dug through the dirt floor.

ask you something, Doctor.

How could you expose all our lives,
yourself included, with those things out

there?

All you had to do was get the coat guard
of the Navy to come in here and burn

them out.

Those things got loose.

Any unusual experiment can produce
unusual results.

Brilliant! That's the first time this
guy's made any sense.

Isolated.

Miles of open water in any direction.

for the government or military.

The world is no danger.

His species does not swim.

And as far as the shrews are concerned,
this island is their world.

Very soon, right here on this island,
there's going to be a miniature

reproduction of an overpopulated world.

And you'll see the importance of what
we're working to avoid.

I'm not concerned about all this theory.
What I'm concerned about is our lives.

There'll be ample time to panic when
they run out of food and go on a 24

forage. How do you know they haven't
already?

That's possible.

Their main diet has been the small
animals on the island.

That source could have been depleted 18
or 20 hours ago.

And that's why they went after the
livestock.

There's still some food on this island
before they reach the crisis.

Where?

No worry about them digging in here.

The floors are tile, but the walls
aren't, Doctor. They're adobe.

Our safest bet would be on that boat.

You may be right.

You can reach your boat in daylight.

The screws will gorge themselves on
life, Doc.

They'll trick you to letage for several
hours.

There's no sense looking at the dark
side.

And there's no sense minimizing a
serious situation.

It leaves you completely unprepared to
cope with it.

Now, we certainly can't make it tonight.

That's out of the question. Maybe
tomorrow.

Hi, Evan.

We'll get some sleep tonight.

But we'll have a watch, an hour and a
half apiece.

Doctor, you go first, and then Radford.

Mario, Jerry, and then me.

Shutter all the windows.

Make sure they're locked good and tight.
Check all these walls.

Come on.

No, I think I'll stay here by the fire.
I feel safer.

I couldn't stand it in that room alone.

All right, as you wish.

Let's party and get some sleep.

It is Mario.

You are next to make the patrol, no?

Sure, Mario. Come on in.

I've been waiting for you to finish.

I must have dozed off. You kind of
startled me.

Sit down.

Here.

Have a drink. It will help you to relax.

Gracias, señor.

Thinking about Mario?

A drink?

And? A cigarette? And a captain?

You and me.

Imagine an intelligent girl like her
going for a common

sea tramp like him.

I know why.

You do too.

In case anything goes wrong, she's
looking out for you.

That's why I keep thinking about you and
me.

Uh, I got to go, senor. Anything goes
wrong...

Okay. Oh, gosh, too bad he doesn't speak
English.

Oh, yeah, string.

That ought to keep him out.

Senor, it is Mario.

Mario, come on in.

What is it? There is a big raton in the
bodega.

A shrew in the cellar?

Si, I hear him singing down there.

Well, how did he get in?

The store broke out the kitchen window,
but I closed it off. He went down there.

Why should he go down there?

The food for the little ratones.

I pull out the frost, they love it.

What did you tell Jerry?

No, senor.

It is your turn next. Here is una luz.

We kill him, no?

Down in the cellar.

Now, we're going down after him.

But I don't want you to let anybody open
that door till I tell you to.

You understand?

See, I told him the string was a bad
idea.

Open just a crack.

Open.

Hold on to it.

Again? You see anything?

I see where he was.

I do not see where he is.

Cuidado. Si, señor.

I will be careful.

Well, I hope that thing's not loaded.

right away. He couldn't have bled to
death.

Might as well let go of it.

Won't do him any good now.

What could have killed him?

Uh, a killer shrew.

I'm not certain.

Till the autopsy.

Hemotoxic syndrome.

I'm afraid so.

You'll know after Vitalik.

Doctor.

That's not the same animal you showed
me.

That's a monster.

As I said, they're mutants.

In controlling the size factor, we seem
to have crossed some of the other

characteristics. Well, you certainly did
a good job of it.

I've known that for some time, Captain.

Stick around, darling. There's more to
come as I try to build a better

mousetrap. Or at least, some kind of a
mousetrap.

There's more of the killer truths on
Elvira's moving the cob, right after

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up
the clock.

Clock struck four, I missed the
department store.

Hickory dickory dock, hickory dickory
dock, mouse ran up the clock.

The clock struck five, why am I alive?

Hickory dickory dock.

So many mice, so little time. Three
blind mice. Three blind mice. See how

run. See how they run.

Run, bitches, run!

Extremely high poison content in the
crew's saliva.

Now compare it with this.

Careful count isn't necessary.

Any indication of the same poison in
Mary's blood will give you the answer.

Yes, you're right.

Brooding about it's not going to do any
good.

Now, why don't you try to think of
something else?

Tell me, what do you do around here? Are
you a scientist?

I'm a zoologist.

Oh, that's the study of animal life,
isn't it?

Well, do you specialize?

What are you specializing?

Their diet.

I had a hand in this, too.

And I'm partly to blame.

But this ends it.

If we ever get off this island, I'll
never have anything to do with it again.

What will you do?

Live normally.

Like normal women do.

Me see it seem a little dull after the
life I've been living.

Rather dull and alive than excited
and... I'll take a dull, alive woman

time. Oh, yeah. So much better than dead
and exciting.

Autopsy has proved what we suspected.

Several weeks ago, I concocted the most
virulent poison I could with the

materials I had at hand.

We put it out as bait.

Mario was killed by poison.

Doctor, I wonder if you thought the
system of the Sorex enabled them to

assimilate that poison.

It remained in the salivary glands of
their jaws. Isn't that wonderful?

Well, I am sorry. Of course, I always
speak from the clinical point of view.

Well, don't you have something to
counteract that poison?

Once Maria was bitten, I'm afraid
there's nothing anyone could have done.

This indicates that they cannot afford
to get even so much as a scratch from

these animals.

They are more poisonous than snakes.

Well, do you think they're all affected?

Best way to find out is let them all...
bite you and see which bite you die

after. We might just all get that
chance, Jerry.

Yeah, Jerry.

Doctor, I've closed all the doors in the
house.

I suggest we do the same thing with this
hall and this lab.

It'll cut down the chances of getting in
the front of the house.

I think if we keep a close watch on
those walls and windows in there, we

make it till daybreak.

The walls are two feet thick. Do you
think they have a chance to dig in?

Of course there's a chance.

Anywhere that...

Faster's off. That adobe's as soft as
mush where that rain hit it.

It's not a bad idea, Doctor.

But here's another possibility, Doctor.

It's very light out.

It's going to be daylight soon.

We'll take the shrew that killed Mario
and throw it over the fence and use it

for bait.

If they show up for it, of course,
they'll run for the boats out.

But if they don't, then I'll go down and
have Rook lay to with the lighter.

Then I'll return to the bend and the
trail and give you the all -clear

Sounds fine, Captain. Good. Then you
explain it to the rest.

I will.

Well, the bait's been out for 20
minutes.

Nothing's touched it.

Even the wind has gone down. Isn't that
wonderful?

I'm afraid it's not over, my dear. It's
just a low.

There'll be a lot more.

He's right.

I'll be back at the bend shortly. Now
you watch for my signal.

You can't go low.

I'll go with him. Not you, father. You
haven't even fired a gun.

Take rather, Jerry.

Sure, I'll go.

Then you'll be sure of getting a signal.

Don't shoot that gun unless you have to.

We've only got 20 rounds altogether.

I know that as well as you do.

Sherman!

You stay away from her.

You have that gun pointed at me?

Right in the middle of your back.

Look, we've got enough problems out
worrying about Ann.

I'm telling you, stay away from her, or
when the crews get through with you,

they won't even find a buck.

check line. I gotta find him.

Since last night, you won't find much of
him.

Would you shut up? I'm not going back.

You're what?

I'm staying here.

All right. You suit yourself, but if I
were you, I'd swim out to that boat.

Can't swim.

Then stay here.

Wait a minute.

You gotta give me a gun.

Give you a gun?

The gun we had on the boat.

They don't leave much, do they?

Sherman, we've got to make a deal first.

What is it?

They've been trailing us on both sides.

Where? I didn't see anything.

What Sherman you got to give me a gun
But

if you do don't you run you stay in
front of me because I don't

Didn't he have it coming or didn't he?

What happened out there?

Oh, nothing much.

Jerry just tried to kill me twice in the
last five minutes.

Rook came ashore last night.

He is dead.

His car was left.

Won't do us any good. It's got no ammo.

I'm deeply sorry, Captain.

I wish you had followed your orders.

Look, Doctor, you casually mention
animals.

You didn't explain to us what we were
facing out there.

You have every right to feel the way you
do.

My mistake was only mine. It was one of
judgment.

I didn't know about the hurricane.

I didn't anticipate the effect it would
have on the shrews.

I thought...

The house would be safe through the
crisis. How could you expose your own

daughter? How could you expose Ann to
that?

She was going to leave last week, but
the boat didn't come.

I need a drink.

Anybody else care for one?

I could use some coffee.

I'll make some.

Thank you, my dear.

Creamy sugar?

That's all. Are you sure that's all? I'm
completely aware of it, darling.

That was a stupid waste of ammunition.

Never want them a clean mess.

I took four of them in there.

Through that kitchen window. That rope
must be right.

We've got him.

Bradford.

He's dead.

reaction, right up to the moment of his
death.

Jerry, tear down one of those drinks and
cover him up.

Sure, sure.

Gregus will cover Ann, and I'll cover
him.

You'll cover me, but...

Somewhere else they're digging, too.

Oh, yeah, that'll help.

Come on.

Tell me about the rabbits, George.

That's from Of Mice and Men. It's
literature.

Look it up.

Okay, darling, so we're almost at the
end of this Mickey Mouse operation, so

don't leave now.

Well,

you've been off getting yourself a
snack. I've been sitting here hoping not

become a snack.

You've all heard tales about people
who've been eaten alive by mice, right?

You haven't?

Oh, well, I guess you don't listen to
NPR.

Oh, well, we're almost done, darling,
and then I'm going to try to make a

for it.

I'm getting hungry.

Drums as tanks.

Individual tanks.

Here, I'll show you.

All right. Slow down now, all right?

Slow. All right. You all right? Yeah.

It'll work.

It'll work.

But these drums are too tall for the
base.

If the shoes don't push us over...

Is that lucky or what?

But we should be able to duck walk to
the beach. Oh, please tell me he didn't

just say duck walk to the beach.

See him, I'm not going.

Look, come down here. That wind will
pull you right off that road.

I told you, I'm not going.

I'm staying here.

You've got to get them down here. Come
on.

See if you can coach them down here.

Jerry, Jerry, please come down with us.

No, I am. They'll get you if you go out
there. Come down here, you fool.

Poor devil, I hope he makes it.

If he can't leave it, he's not
responsible for himself.

Yes, she is all right.

She must be used to working in those
Swedish films.

I'm about to round out.

Okay, let's swim for it.

Okay.

We are safe, aren't we? I mean, the
storm.

Oh, sure.

She rode out the first half all right,
and that's always the roughest.

Anyway, riding an anchor, I'll get a
chance to learn a little more about that

Swedish accent.

In 24 hours, there'll be one crew left
on the island, and he'll be dead of

starvation.

An excellent example of overpopulation.

Well, you know something, Doctor?

What's that?

I'm not going to worry about
overpopulation just yet.

Hello, darling.

Well, I hope you enjoyed tonight's
flick. I feel like we just... Bye.

I apologize for any awkwardness with all
the vermin running around tonight, but

I thought that I'd make the most of a
bad situation.

I heard about this rare delicacy called
ratatouille and thought that since I

have all the ingredients just running
around my basement here, might as well

in. I am all for experiencing rare
cuisine.

Huh?

What? What the hell is ratatouille then?

Oh.

Ratatouille. Noun. A vegetable stew of
Provence.

Typically consisting of eggplant,
zucchini, onions, peppers, tomatoes, and

garlic. Served hot or cold.

Oh, then what kind of delicacy am I
eating now?

Oh, not a delicacy? Just a mouth on a
stick?

Well, I hate to contribute to the
jobless rate among cats, but you've got

grab a good source of protein where you
can.

Until next time, darling.

I'm Pleasant Joy.