All language subtitles for The.Neighborhood.S04E22.Welcome.to.the.Ring.720p.WEB-HD.x264.150MB-Pahe.in_Subtítulos01.ENG

When I stare into your eyes,

it feels like we're the only
two people in the world.

Well, you're not.

Stop it.

You know, they stare
at each other

for hours at our place, too.

It's creepy as hell.

Aw, shoot.

I have to go teach
a boxing class.

Thanks again

for dinner,
Mrs. Butler.

Bye, Malcolm.
Bye, Mr. Butler.

Bye, Gorgeous.

Aw.

That's so sweet.

So...

Somebody is getting serious.

Yeah, man, you was holding her

like the way you used to hold
your calculus book.

Look,
if I could've married

that calculus book,
I would have.

But I'm glad I didn't,
because...

I'm going
to ask Necie to marry me.

What?!

Oh, oh, oh! Thank you!

Thank you, Lord!

Calvin, get the
Hallelujah Kit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh...
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Um...

What's the "Hallelujah Kit"?

Oh. We got a box
full of champagne,

fireworks, and glow sticks

in case the Clippers ever won
the championship.

But hell, that ain't
- never going to happen.
- That ain't happening.

Oh!

♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

- Cheers to Marty and Necie.
- Yes!
Hey!

To Marty and Necie.

You know, we all love Necie,

but how do you think Necie's
parents will feel about it?

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Agbani secretly
gave me their blessing

during our visit to Chicago
- last month.
- Oh.

Her mama cried, but I think
they were happy tears.

Aw, that's so sweet.

But why the hell did Necie's
parents get to know first?

Uh...

It was-- I-I was gonna...

No, no. Malcolm,
when it's your turn,

I better be
the first to know.

Yeah, I got it, Mom.

My engagement will
be all about you.

Well,
guys, I think

you're getting
ahead of yourselves.

I mean, he still has
to ask Necie.

Oh. I'll drive.

Her gym is just
around the corner.

Wh-- Mama, Mama. Mama.

It's a little more involved
than that.

Necie's parents
emigrated from Nigeria.

In the Yoruba culture,
getting engaged

is basically like
getting married.

- Say what?
- Uh...

But... but
I promise, Mom,

we will have a
church wedding.

Good save, son.

Listen, Necie's really proud
of her Nigerian heritage.

Which is why, to show respect,

I want to follow as many
of the customs as I can

during the party.

By the way,
there's going to be a party.

Surprise!

Ooh! I can't wait!

We can talk about it in the car.

Uh, no, Mom.
It's just not any party,

which is why I hired
an Alaga Iduro.

Ooh. Anna Laga Iduro?

She one of them twins
that live off of Lake Avenue.

Oh, yeah. Oh...

No. No. No.

An Alaga Iduro

is what the Yoruba call
an engagement planner.

Okay? She advises on everything
from the food to the music,

and she puts me
in my place when I screw up.

You could've saved
yourself a lot of money

and just used your
mama for that.

Oh! One of Pasadena's
most eligible bachelors

is off the market.

Hey, Marty, did you pick out
a ring yet?

Ooh, a friend of mine knows
a jeweler who makes house calls.

Oh, I am in.

And I thought
having mini-tacos

delivered to your
door was fancy.

Oh, I'll get it. It's probably
the engagement planner.

Chika, welcome.

Well, hello, Marty.

And you must be the beautiful
young bride-to-be.

I knew
- I would like you.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, actually, I'm the mother,
Tina. And welcome.

This is my husband,

Calvin, and our friends,
Dave and Gemma.

Pleasure to meet you all.

And a pleasure
to meet you.

Yeah, we'll work on that.

Now, as your planner,

I need to know
exactly what I'm dealing with.

Oh. Well, you've already

met the groom... Mm-hmm.

...and just know
the bride's much prettier.

No, it's-it's true.

She is way out of my league,

which is why this party
has to be perfect.

Oh, don't worry. It will be.

I've had a lot of practice.

I have been married
six times,

and all of my weddings... fabulous.

Well, that must make you
an expert in weddings.

- Not so much marriages.
- No.

Now, before I start,

I need to know
your budget,

because traditionally
in Nigerian culture,

the groom's family pays
for the engagement ceremony.

: I'm sorry,
I heard you say "the groom,"

but I think
you meant "the bride."

As I said,

the groom's family
pays for everything.

Well, okay.
Then it looks like we're paying.

You couldn't have
mentioned that earlier?

You know what?
It's fine.

We want everything
to be just right for Marty.

- Hey, hey.
- Hey!

Oh, hey. I'm Marty's brother,
Malcolm. Sorry I'm late.

Oh, you're right on time.

Uh...

Can we get back to
planning the party?

Oh. Yes, of course.

Right.
So. Um...

This is the list
of traditional

engagement gifts
that Marty needs

to present
for Necie's dowry.

Yams, palm oil,

a Bible, an umbrella...

A goat?

You know what?
This is easy.

Tina's parents wanted
five years of W-2s.

And they also hired
a private investigator.

That I guess you're
just learning about now.

Well, Dad, this list
isn't gonna be that easy.

It's not like you can
get a goat from PetSmart.

Well, this list

has been handed down
through ten generations

of Necie's family.

So it would be an insult
if the groom didn't get

every single item.

You know what?

Consider this done.

42 pieces of dried fish?

That's easy. That's just
nothing but old sushi.

Remind me to eat
before I come.

You guys are awesome for
setting this up for me.

Of course, you're family.

And it beats buying

his engagement ring
at the barbershop.

Okay, now...

take your pick...

...at any of these

symbols of betrayal.

Ah. I'm sorry.
I'm coming off an ugly divorce.

It must be hard
for you, Parker,

given the line of work
you've chosen.

Yeah, well, I'm fighting
through the irony.

There are so many different
kinds of diamonds.

Oh, this princess cut
is gorgeous.

- Yes.
- Yeah, that's the one my
wife had.

Just a heads-up, it does hurt
when she throws it at you.

- Let me model it for you.
- Okay.

Uh...

Oh, yes...

Uh, can-can I see?

Oh. Yeah, right.

All right.

Gemma's ring is pretty small.

When we were starting off,
we didn't have much.

It was either a big ring
or a small apartment.

And we chose shelter.

Dave, you know I love my ring.

Well... then why
aren't you wearing it?

I am. This one's
just blocking it.

How much is this one?

That one

is a two-carat flawless
and goes for 20 thousand.

Oh.

Uh, hey.

How about I point

and when I get below the price
of a car, you let me know?

Yeah.
All right,
so we gonna go...

- right here.
- Mm-mm.

- We gonna go right here.
- Oh.

Oh, right, I love it.

I love it. I love it.
Do you guys love it?

It's beautiful.

Oh, you meant your ring.

Ooh, yeah.

That's amazing, too.

Necie and her family
are gonna be

blown away by
what you've done, Mom.

Aw. Anything
for you, baby. Aw.

Oh, hey, Dad, you did it.

You actually found
a she-goat.

I sure did.

I got everything on the list
with an hour to spare.

And even though
it wasn't on there,

I also got this
speeding ticket.

And, uh, don't mind Gertie.

She may look mean,
but she's a sweetheart.

Although, she did
eat my wallet.

Tina, Marty, time
for our good luck drink.

Oh. Is that a Nigerian custom?

No, just my custom.
Come on.

Well, thanks a lot, Dave.

You know I couldn't have
done all of this without you.

I mean, who would've
thought it, man?

Four years ago,
when you moved in,

I couldn't imagine
we would be this tight.

Aw, thanks, Calvin.

I love you, too.

I didn't say all that.

Well, you kind of did.
In a Calvin way.

Can you believe our little boy's
about to get engaged?

Okay, now you're making it
weird, Dave.

All right.
That's my cue.

I'll see you later.

All right.

Whew.

Close my eyes for just a second.

Help!

Somebody!

It's a wild goat!
Emergency!

Wh... What the hell is going on?

Everything on the gift list
is ruined!

Unbelievable.

The goat ate everything

on the list
except for this speeding ticket.

This is a disaster.

I'm so depressed right now.
I need comforting.

Where is that pretty man
with the biceps?

Okay. Okay, babe,

the first thing we need to do

is make sure that
Marty does not see this.

No...!

Okay, and the second
thing we need to do

is back up out of here.

You two, stop!

Look at this mess.

Do you understand
how important this party is?

Necie's the love of my life.

This whole thing
is supposed to be perfect,

and this is far from perfect!

No, no.
It'll be okay, Marty.

Why do You want me
to die alone?

Marty...
Oh...

Oh, baby...

Calvin, there is no time

that we could replace
all this stuff.

What are we gonna do now?

Babe, we're gonna do what we did
before we were middle-class.

Beg, borrow
and serve more alcohol.

Hey, guys, ready to go?

Oh, yeah.

Just let us finish
our Cracker Jacks.

:
Oh, look.

I got the prize.

Why don't you let Mom open it?
She loves the prizes.

Ooh, yeah, ever
since I was little,

I used to love when I'd
get one of the rings.

Oh, my God.

This isn't plastic!

It's real!

Gemma...

because of you,
I have everything

that I have ever wanted,

and you deserve
to have everything

that you have ever wanted, too.

Ooh, honey.

Ooh, I love it!

With all this bling,
I feel like

a Real Housewife of Pasadena.

Your eyes lit up
when you saw it,

and I want you to have
that feeling every day,

so I called Parker
and I traded in your old ring.

Dave.

But I have to admit,
I-I will miss my smaller ring.

It comes with
so many sweet memories.

Okay. Yeah, look, I-I get that.

So I can return
the new one.

No, don't come
near my new ring.

I can make memories with
this amazing, bigger one.

Okay. So you like the new ring?

Of course.

But you also like
the old ring?

I do.

Uh-huh.

I'm confused.

You're not the only one.

You know what? You're
right. I'm-I'm sorry.

Don't do anything.

I love it. Thank you.

Well, it's not pretty
or accurate, but we did it.

What I'll
do for grandchildren.

Hi.
Hey.

- You look amazing.
- Oh...

Dave will be here in a minute,
he just forgot his phone.

Oh, uh, wait. He knows not to
come through the front, right?

It could ruin the surprise.

Someone has to tell him
not to come through the front.

- Is somebody gonna... All right, brother.
- Brother.

You need to chill,
okay? Dave knows.

Everybody knows.

Five emails and a dozen texts
guarantee we all know.

Man, I just don't want any more
disasters tonight.

Sorry, Dad, that wasn't
directed at you.

Really? Because you were
looking right at me.

Ah! Mother and Father Agbani,
you're here.

Uh, uh... meet my parents,

Calvin and Tina Butler.

Hi.
Yes.

Um...

Finally, we meet.

And, you know, I'm
totally cool about you guys

finding out about
the proposal first.

I ain't tripping.

Hey, I'm the big brother,
Malcolm, and I'm normal.

You know, we absolutely
adore your daughter. Oh.

Oh. Thank you.

Well, she's definitely
the apple of our eye.

- Yes.
- Oh, my.

Ours, too.

We love apples. Um...

Applesauce, apple cider,

apple...

- bottom jeans.
- Bottom jeans.

What we're saying is apples are
- a very versatile fruit.
- Very nice.

They're very good.

Um, Mr. and Mrs. Agbani... Yeah.

Uh, you need to know that
there was a little bit of drama

with the list
of engagement gifts.

Oh, I had a heck of a time
getting those things

when I married Demi.

Not a lot of
alligator peppers in Chicago.

Oh.
See?

You can't get everything.
Am I right?

Oh, no.
- I got everything.
- Mm-hmm.

- I didn't want to lose Demi.
- Mm.

Well, I don't want
to lose Necie.

Well, you know what?
We got everything, too.

But, you know,
there was a mishap

and so we got everything again.

Kind of.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Ple-Please, don't-don't
blame this on Marty.

He wanted everything
to go perfect,

but the goat, well,
the goat had other ideas.

Mistakes happen.

Mm-hmm.

You've gone to a lot of effort

and your table
of pantry items

shows just how much
you really care about Necie.

Marty is a good boy... Yes.

...and we see where
he gets it from.

- Oh. Thank you.
- Aw. Thank you.

Hey.

I've been making everyone
jealous with my new bling.

Tina called me a bitch!

Well, actually, uh...

I got you another surprise.

My old ring.

I called Parker
and he came right over.

I may have
promised him dinner.

Oh...

Thank you, honey. I love it.

But you could've proposed
to me with a bottle cap

and I'd still
be wearing it.

Well, if you really mean that,
I can always trade that in

for a bottle cap,
along with a midsize SUV.

She's coming!

- Everybody, get ready.
- Okay.

Uh, how-how do I look?

Like a future husband.

You got this, Marty.

Surprise!

Hey, boo.

Hey...

Mom? Dad?

What's going on?

Uh, Necie...

Um...

Thank you, Mama.

Come here, baby.

Necie, I love you,

and I can't
imagine a world

where you aren't
a part of my life

every single day.

Would you do me the honor
of being my wife?

Baby, what happened?

I hope that's the Yoruba
way of saying "yes."

Necie, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean
to freak you out.

Like, it's cool if
you don't want to marry me.

My heart is broken, but... No,

it's not that, Marty.

Is it about the list?
It's about the list.

Listen, I swear
we got all the stuff,

until one of the items on
the list ate the rest of it.

But-but your parents understood.

And they seem really
excited for us.

I thought you would be, too.

That's the problem.

You obviously consulted
with our parents.

But you didn't consult with me.

But that would have
ruined the surprise.

And that part went really well.

In my culture,

some men don't consult their
women about major decisions,

and that is not how
I'm gonna live my life.

Marty,

for you and me to happen,

we have to be equals.

I get it.

And I'm sorry.

I promise you,
we will always be equals.

I was just trying
- to make it special.
- It was special.

It just caught
me off guard.

Yeah.

You know what
I would like, Gorgeous?

Please don't say
a new boyfriend.

I want you to
ask me again.

Okay.

Um...

Necie, my partner,

my best friend,
my equal...

...will you do me the honor

of allowing me
to be your husband?

Yes.

Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Oh, there he is.
- Oh, there he is.
- Okay.

Son, you okay?

Uh... no.

Oh...

I'm great.

I said...

yes!

Yo, I don't want
to be too sappy,

but, uh, I'm happy
for you, little bro.

I love you, too, man.

Oh.

Look, I propose a toast.

- Everyone, get your glasses.
- Okay.

You know...

the greatest blessing in my
life has been my wife, Tina.

- Oh.
- It's because of her

that I am the best man
that I can be.

Our son, Marty,
is smart, kind

and loyal.

And now,
with Necie in his life,

he can be
the best man he can be.

To Necie and Marty.

To Necie and Marty!

Come on, let's celebrate!

Let's get this party started.

Let's go, let's go, let's do it.

♪ Might as well do it

♪ Been feeling you
all the while, girl ♪

♪ I must confess ♪

♪ Girl, let's just get married ♪

♪ I just wanna get married ♪

♪ Meet me at the altar
in your white dress ♪

♪ Even though we're slow♪ We ain't getting' no younger ♪

♪ We ain't getting no younger♪ So we might as well do it ♪

♪ Been feeling you
all the while, girl ♪

♪ And I must confess ♪

♪ Let's get married. ♪

Captioning sponsored by CBS

and TOYOTA.

Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org