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All right--

Bam.

Queen of hearts? Oh, babe.

Even when you're not on my team,
you help me win.

Eh.

Come on, Dave,
slap that spade on her.

Let's go, baby.

Coming right up.

I'm sorry, I got to take this.

Hello, Terrence. Again.

Hey, hurry up, man.

This is Spades.
This is not a game.

He's been on that phone all day.

Yeah, it's his new
mediation clients.

Two rich brothers
who don't get along.

Uh, well,

there's gonna be a mediation

between me and him,
if he doesn't come over here

and help us win this book.

Hey, sorry about that, guys.
Okay, where were we?

Oh, we were talking about
your jackass clients.

Well, as their mediator,
I can't say that.

Yeah, well, I can.

Look, lately, all of your
clients have been--

how can I put this nicely--
total jackasses.

You haven't been happy
at work in a long time.

Well, maybe not, but if I can
get these guys to agree

on where to build
their new factory,

not only will it create,
well, a lot of jobs,

but happy Dave will return.

Hmm.

Happy Dave needs

to return his ass
back to this game.

- Mm, yeah.
- Let's go, baby.

- So, what you got? What you got?
- Okay, all right.
Let's do this.

We're about to run
a Baltimore on you two.

No.

It's called a Boston, Dave,

but good trash talk, man.

Come on, man.
Hit them with it, baby.

Well, let's g... Sorry.

It's the other brother.
I'm so sorry. There you go.

Our book.

No, no, no, baby, no,
he was distracted.

That's a do-over.
That's a do-over.

No, no do-overs, okay?

This is Spades.
This ain't a game!

Nope.

Know what? That's it for me.

I'm never being Dave's partner
on anything ever again.

Okay, well, I got them
off my back for now,

but guess
we're playing golf tomorrow

at the very exclusive
Samora Country Club.

I just have to find a fourth.

Partner.

♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

Man, look at this place.

There are countries smaller
than this course.

I got to get in good
with these guys

so I can get invited back.

Well, that's fine, but just
remember, this whole day

is about getting the Wilton
brothers to relax

and agree where to build
their new factory,

so just be cool
and leave everything to me.

You telling me to be cool?

Dave, I'm always cool.

Wow. Is that Sylvester Stallone?

Yo. What's up?

Ooh, Calvin.

Calvin. Here they come.

What a splendid day.

The air
is positively salubrious.

Uh, hey, uh, Terrence,
this is my friend, Calvin.

- What's up, Terrence?
- Hello.

Hmm, firm shake there.

You strike me as a Columbia man.

Am I right?

Uh, no. I've been to Cabo.

Hey, don't sleep
on those cruises.

They got everything.

This fellow's a riot.

Where is my brother?

Up to his usual shenanigans,
no doubt.

♪ It's a whole lot of money
in this mother ♪

♪ Barbia ♪

♪ It's a whole lot of money
in this... ♪

I'm here.

And the party starts when? Now.

Jordan Wilton.
What's happening, fellas?

Terrence.

Once again, Jordan,
your punctuality

is not your strong suit.

Oh, lighten up. I'm on RPT.

That's Rich People Time.
I'm never late.

Well, then, you were tardy
for yesterday's board meeting.

Yeah, you're right, man.
"Bored."

Can you stop talking?

I come bearing gifts.

I have here
24 karat gold golf tees.

24 karat gold?

I'm-a commemorate my
retirement with this.

All right, guys,
we can talk business later.

Calvin, you're riding with me.

You two loving brothers
are together.

Fine, but I don't
want to listen

to loud music with
all that bass.

It's demeaning.
It shakes my insides.

Well, maybe I should
turn up those heated seats,

to loosen up your sphincter
so that stick will fall out.

Wow.

Dave, you got to deal with
people like that all the time?

Well, yeah, I mean,
I fix people's problems,

so I get a lot of people
with a lot of problems.

Well, I'm glad I just fix cars.

Cars don't talk back.

If all goes well,
by the end of the day,

they'll be as close
as you and me.

You unhand me
before I sue you again!

Family does not sue family.

Wow, are you sure about that?

Ah, you know, it's nothing.

I-- Remember when we first met?

You wanted to put
your house up for sale.

Look at us now.

Dave, don't make me
call my Realtor.
All right.

Yeesh. Are all of these
clothes for the birthday party

- that Grover's going to?
- Yeah.

He couldn't decide what outfit
he wanted to wear.

Oh. Someone's got a crush.

What? No way.

Well, has he been

taking a lot of showers lately

without you telling him?

Well, sure. He has to wash off
all that Axe body spray.

Oh, my God!

My baby has a crush on a girl.

Oh. I have to ask him about her.

Eh, uh, but be casual,
because if you scare him away,

he's not gonna
talk to you about it.

Tina, I work with kids all day.

I know how to deal with them.
I'll be smooth, girl.

All right.

Which shirt do you like?

Do you have a crush on a girl?

Uh, yeah, real smooth.

What? No.

Okay, maybe I kind of like

this girl named Molly Martin.

She's Andy's cousin.

Aw. Is she pretty?

Mom, can we just focus
on the shirts? Which one?

Oh, uh, right. The blue one.

Okay, great.
The blue one's definitely out.

I'm gonna find Malcolm and
Marty to get their opinion.

We should look up this Molly
Martin girl on Instagram.

You know,
you parents today got it easy.

Back in the day,
I would've had to drive

around the neighborhood yelling,

"Does anybody know Molly?
Is she cute?"

Oh...

Yes.

Only missed it
by a couple of inches.

Let's celebrate.

Calvin, I'm gonna treat you
to a $10,000 cognac.

Did he say cognac or Pontiac?

Either way, I want it.

All right, I'm going to
negotiate with Terrence.

You keep Jordan occupied.

You ain't got to threaten me
with a good time.

Hey, Terrence. Looks like, uh,

this one's gonna break
a little bit left.

Well, thank you
for your good counsel.

Here's some more advice. You
should talk to your brother.

You know, there's
something about coming

from the same womb that just,
well, it bonds you, you know?

No.

B-But I appreciate you
trying to bring us together.

Even though it does conjure up
images of my mother's anatomy.

Well, y-you know
what, Terrence,

you know what's so great
about New York City?

It's an island. You can
park your yacht anywhere.

Mm. Hmm.

I hear you, Dave.
And I'll think about it.

All right.

Now, how you like that?

I couldn't really tell.
I might need another one.

That's fine with me.

You know, I've never
had this much money

in my stomach before.

And I once swallowed
my wife's wedding ring.

Those were a rough
couple of days.

So, off the record,

my brother, he's like
a nap with two legs, ain't he?

Yeah, the guy's like an
audiobook that you can't pause.

I nodded off on
holes three and four.

You know what? You just earned
yourself another shot.

Ho! Let's go.

Oh, hold on. Hmm.

It's my boy Elon.

He wants to give me a new car.

Do you want a Tesla?

Hell yeah, I want a Tesla, man!

Switch.

- Your turn to putt with Terrence.
- N-No, Dave,

we're just talking about
my new Tesla that I...

- Switch! I said switch!
- Okay. Dave.

You don't have to get so loud.
I'm switching.

Aha.

I see you want to take part
in this nectar?

Oh, uh, no, thank you.

Uh, I think there's
a time and place

for everything,
and you know what?

There is a good time and place
to think about

what's best for your company.

Now, Jordan,

I know you like
to do things big.

But in Nashville,
you could do 'em even bigger.

You know what that is?

Huge.

You know what?

Between the cognac,
my head and your words,

you're starting to make sense.

Ah. Nah, it's the cognac.

So, your professional advice

is that I should open up
more auto shops?

No, no, no, not you.

You should franchise them.

You make the little guy
make you money. Hmm?

This is some good stuff, man.
I need to write this down.

Oh, don't worry about it,
don't worry about it.

We'll-we'll discuss it all
next weekend right here.

You know, I'll even
share my secret

on how I garnered
my first billion.

Your first billion?

I need to get me
some little guys.

Calvin, we're cut
from the same cloth.

Smart businessmen.
Not like my brother over there

who flushes
money down the toilet.

Seriously, he thinks
it's good for the plumbing.

Yeah, he does spend money like
a third world dictator, right?

But without the fun little hat.

All right, little man.
Let's see the outfit.

-:
- Oh...

Okay.

Hey, see, this is the one.
You look good, man.

I'm trying to look cool,
like J-Hope from BTS.

Molly loves him, but J-Hope's
hair is straighter than mine,

so I thought I could use this.

Mama's hair perm?

Yeah, uh...

Grover, you can't use this.

Why?

It says my hair will be
flat and silky.

It's exactly what I want.

Uh, little boy, um...

hair straighteners have
strong chemicals in them.

You can't mess around
with this stuff.

Okay. I'll put it back.

Man.

You know, today he's trying
to look like J-Hope,

and tomorrow
it's Michael B. Jordan.

Ah. Well, I mean, let's be real.

We are all trying to look
like Michael B. Jordan.

Yeah.

Not bad. Not-not bad.

Okay, all right, my turn.
I got one.

Why did the golfer bring
an extra pair of pants?

Why?

In case he got a hole in one.

I know.

I know it's corny,
but it's good.

See that? Laughter truly
is the best medicine.

L-Look at this.

Two titans of industry

finding common ground.

Oh.

- To common ground.
- Yeah.

To common ground.

Hey.

I'm ready to work this out.

If you could just refrain from--
how did you put it, Calvin?

Spending money

like a third world dictator

without the fun hats.

You said that?

I got plenty of fun hats.

Look,

I-I said it, but remember,
tone is everything.

W-Well, maybe
I misunderstand your tone

when you said that my brother
was so boring

that you fell asleep
on holes three and four.

I beg your pardon?

You know, once again, tone, man.

You know? Tone.

Guys, guys,
we were doing so well.

Let's be escalators
and keep moving up.

Well, this escalator's
going down.

You know what?

I think Calvin's playing us.

Jordan, come on, man,

I was just messing around...

I'm out!

No Tesla for you.

You know, it's people like you
who make people like us

stay away from people like you.

Well, that took a turn.

No kidding. I just lost a Tesla.

Look, Dave.

I know getting these two
brothers together was important.

- Mm-hmm.
- I-I hope I didn't
mess that up for you.

But those guys were ticked off.

Yes.

But the good news is,

they're not ticked off
at each other anymore.

Now they're mad
at somebody else.

What did you do, Dave?

No. No, no.

Uh, not me, you.

Now I can use what's
called strategic leverage.

A common enemy always
brings people together.

Now we just need to get them
to focus their anger at you.

I don't know,
that sounds dangerous.

But, hey, that's okay.

Because if one of them fools
put their hands on me,

their company's going to be
Wilton, Wilton and Calvin.

You can believe that.

Yes. I found
Molly's Instagram page.

Ooh.

Oh, she went to STEM camp.

So she's smart.
Mm-hmm.

Wait a minute. This girl is 13?

Okay. Well, Grover's found
himself a cougar.

No...
Oh.

Tina, that is not funny. She's
way too mature for Grover.

Oh, please,
they're just a year apart.

U-Uh, a year is a
lifetime at that age.

Girls are way more advanced.

In puberty years, she's
a 33-year-old divorcée,

newly single and
ready to mingle.

Uh, Mom. I think I
did something wrong.

My head's itching and tingling.

What? What did you put
in your hair?

I took Miss Tina's straightener
to flatten my hair.

Boy, you put my perm

in your hair?

You didn't see that whole
Black lady on the box?

- Now it's burning! Help!
- Oh, no. What do we do?
What do we do?

Okay, take him over to the sink.
- We got wash it out.
- Okay, okay, okay.

Okay. O-Okay. Uh,
- don't worry, baby.
- All right, bring it over, okay.

- Okay?
- Here, I'll turn it on. Okay.

Don't worry, baby,
- it's gonna be fine.
- It's gonna be okay.

It will be fine, right, Tina?

Uh, eventually.

Man, I can't believe the valet
lost all of our car keys.

The incompetent plebs.

Siri, order me a helicopter
to pick me up in 15 minutes.

Does Two-Face have to be here?

More like the Joker.

You know the one who did
the weird dance on the stairs.

Remember him?

Oh, that is so funny.

You know what's not funny?

When your ass is broke
in two years,

and the closest
you'll get to a Tesla

is when you're washing one.

Easy there, bro.

He's still family,
and he has an emergency fund.

I-I forgot to tell you, uh,

- I spent that.
- What?

Yeah, yeah, uh,
Calvin, ease up.

No, no, no, I'm keeping it real.

And you, Mr. I Make Billions
Off the Little Guy,

how do you sleep at night?

Hanging upside down?

Wait a minute, now,
you're talking to my brother.

You don't want
any of this smoke.

Smoke?

Man, I got cigars
bigger than you.

You keep up with this
defamation, you vulgarian,

I'll tie you up
in court so long,

your grandchildren
will need lawyers.

Way to go, T.

What?

Now, look at that.
You guys can see eye to eye.

Now, why not
come to an agreement

on where the new factory
should be built?

No.
No.

Great, still on the same page.

Now, Jordan, why are you
so stuck on New York?

The nightlife, baby.

Okay, and, Terrence, what
do you love about Nashville?

The tax breaks, obviously.

Okay, well, is there
any place that you guys

could have both the nightlife
and the tax break?

- Vegas.
- Vegas.

I said it first.

But I thought it first.

It doesn't matter.
You guys came to an agreement.

And in the state of California,
especially on a golf course,

verbal agreements are binding.

Don't look it up.

You see what happens

when you guys compromise?

Too soon.

Don't ruin this, Calvin.

Did you really spend
your emergency fund?

Uh, way gone.
And some of yours, too.

Well,

- thanks for your help, Calvin.
- Yeah.

And I'm sorry
that they were so rude.

Hey, not a problem.

I just found out
that this gold tee

- is worth about eight grand, man.
- What?

Give me that.
I got to tip my pilot.

Don't worry, Calvin.
I'll split mine with you.

Ah.

This is going back
in the emergency fund.

Excuse me, miss.

Is their tab still open?

We'll take four lobsters to go.

Okay? Thank you.

Oh, and, uh,
don't skimp on the butter.

Ugh, I needed this.

I can't believe the miracle
you pulled off on Grover's hair

with just a pair of
scissors and a Sharpie.

Ooh. Well, I had
to fill in that bald spot.

Mm.
I hope he didn't sweat.

It hurt my feelings a bit
that Grover didn't want me

to pick him up from the party.

I can't believe I won't be
the most important woman

in his life soon.

Yeah, he's growing up, but trust
me, nobody can replace Mama,

as long as you keep
that fridge stocked.

Mom.

In here, honey.

- Yeah-- I'll come to you.
- Ah...

Don't be so desperate.

Hey. How was the party?

Fun.

Everybody liked my new look.

Including Krista.

What, what happened to Molly?

Oh, yeah, I'm still
talking to her, too.

:
Oh!

Player.

There is nothing good
to eat in here.

Uh-- Come on, little man.
Let's go get some real food.

Let's go to my mama's house.

You see what he said?
My house.

See, trust me, as long
as you keep a steady supply

of deli meats and spray cheese
in your fridge,

he'll be yours forever.

You were pretty quiet
on the ride home.

Even when "Livin' on a Prayer"
came on.

You know,
you should be proud.

You helped create
a lot of jobs today.

Yeah, I know.

And I know that that's a good
thing, but, man...

...the Wiltons were exhausting.

And they just asked me
to be their in-house mediator,

and they're offering me
a ton of money.

That's great news.
Why don't you tell your face?

Well, because it's my heart

that doesn't think
that it's great.

Then buy a new heart.

Okay, for real, man.
What's going on?

Look, all my clients are these
rich people that I just...

I can't relate to.

Or, as Gemma calls them,
"jackasses."

You know, lately I've been
volunteering at the V.A.,

and I just wish that working
with people like the Wiltons

was as fulfilling
as working with the veterans.

Well, if you enjoy it so much,

why don't you try to get
a job at the V.A.?

You know, actually,
they offered me a job.

But I don't know,
the money's not as good,

and obviously I have
to think about my family.

Yeah, man, but you being happy
is good for you,

which is good for your family.

I mean, the way I see it,
if you find a job you love,

you never have to work
a day in your life.

Wow, Calvin. That's pretty good.

You just make that up?

No. No, it's right here
on the back of this lobster bag.

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