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Come on, man! Air ball?
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At this point, I might as well
try out for the Lakers.
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Uh, Pop, didn't
you hurt your back
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brushing your teeth
the other day?
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That's because
our sink is too low.
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And, Tina,
stop telling my business.
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And you, keep my back
out your mouth.
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Oh, damn.
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Text from my brother, Curtis.
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Said he's coming to visit.
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Oh, nice. He hasn't been here
for a couple of years.
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It'll be good to see him.
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I don't know,
whenever he shows up,
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he always wants something.
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We know it ain't money.
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Well, it better not be a kidney.
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Baby, with that $100 million
lottery jackpot he got,
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he can buy
all the kidneys he wants.
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Wait, wait, I thought
he was with Mama Marilyn
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on a luxury cruise
around the world?
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Uh, whatever, man.
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If I had won
the Super Powerball,
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I'd have bought Mama
her own cruise ship.
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Well, if Uncle
Curtis is coming,
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I need to update
my Amazon Wish List.
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Oh, me, too--
put me down for two jet skis.
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One for me
and one to rent.
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See, that's called
passive income.
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Guys, he's your uncle,
not Black Santa.
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But if he wants to buy us
one of those
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Sleep Number beds,
I would not be mad at him.
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Well, I am mad at him.
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Always flaunting
that money around
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like an NBA rookie
on All-Star weekend.
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Sounds like
somebody's jealous.
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I didn't say
it was you.
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Well, good, because I'm not.
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I got everything I need.
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I got a beautiful wife,
adequate kids.
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Oh, I'll get it.
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You know what,
I'm just gonna text Curtis
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and tell him we out of town.
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I just don't want
to hear the noise.
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I don't want to hear
all that yackety-yack...
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Uh... what's all this?
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Here's... Curtis!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Boy, you always knew
how to make an entrance.
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I mean, at least this time
you didn't blow money
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by bringing a gospel choir
and pole dancers.
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No, dawg.
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Of course not.
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Ix-nay on the pole ancers-day.
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Ix-nay.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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So the hostess says
there's a 30-minute wait,
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and Mama's getting hangry,
so I bought the place.
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Now I own a Applebee's.
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I mean, what other choice
did I have?
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I don't know,
you could've waited at the bar
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and ordered Riblets
like regular people?
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I can't believe you left
Mama Marilyn on a cruise ship.
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Oh, she's fine. I left her
at the blackjack table
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with a gang of chips, a Pepsi,
and a bucket of shrimps.
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Okay, well, maybe I should
call her and let her know
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you're no longer
in the bathroom.
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Well, you know,
it's so good to finally meet
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Calvin's little brother.
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Ah, yeah, I got to tell you,
when we saw six Escalades
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pull up on the street, I
thought it was the president.
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Not yet,
but I'm putting together a team.
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Oh, hasn't this country
been through enough?
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I don't know.
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Those are some pretty
sweet rides out front.
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Yeah, man, I would love to take
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one of those out for a spin.
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Finally, my Oprah moment!
You get
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a car and you get a car!
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Oh, my--Yeah!
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Hey, don't get too attached--
they're rentals.
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Anybody else need a car?
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Or a Applebee's?
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Well, you know, to be honest,
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we could use
one of those SUVs tomorrow.
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We're taking a ton of
stuff to the Goodwill.
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Oh, yeah, we moved here
with so much stuff,
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and we never really organized.
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So we want to get it done
while Grover's away at camp.
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Yeah, and if we don't
do it now, we're gonna
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have to rent a storage unit.
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Oh, well, we wouldn't have to
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if someone didn't insist
on keeping
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every T-shirt from every 5K
he's ever run.
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Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Gemma.
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They all spark joy.
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Dave, they can't
all spark joy.
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Well--That's ridiculous.
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White people have
the strangest fights.
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These are real smooth, man.
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Should be.
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I knew a guy that knew a guy
that knew Castro.
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But if anybody asks,
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they're Honduran.
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Yeah, man,
we've come a long way, huh?
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Remember Mama and Daddy
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had to put everything
on layaway?
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I remember my first Big Wheel.
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By the time I got it,
I was too big for it.
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Yeah, we had to grease
you up pretty good
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to get you in and out
of that thing, remember?
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Man.
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I'm so glad those days
are behind us.
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Now I got a guy for everything.
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If I want something, I get it.
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Well, it's not that easy for me.
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I've been saving up money
to get Tina
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this Birkin bag
for our 35th anniversary.
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It's not for another
three years, but by that time,
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I should have the money,
you know?
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I hear those bags ain't cheap.
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Oh, no.
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A bag that expensive should
come with its own shoulder.
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Nah. Tina's worth it.
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You got a really good one
there, Cee.
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Yeah, thank you, man.
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I mean, you got you
a good woman, too.
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You-you and Raquel, y'all coming
up on, like, a year now, huh?
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How's she?
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She left me.
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Classic story.
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I bought her
some parasailing classes.
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She flies off
with the instructor.
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That's the real reason
why I came.
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I needed
my big brother's support.
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Man, I'm sorry
to hear that, little bro.
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I thought she was happy.
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I bought her everything.
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I even got her mother a new hip,
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so she could Tootsie Roll again.
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Well, you know what?
That's Raquel's loss.
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And her Tootsie Rollin' mama.
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I got you,
little brother.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you, C-Boogie.
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You okay?
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Cigar too strong?
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No, it just reminds me
of Raquel.
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Packed, stacked,
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and bad for me.
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Aw, the slow cooker we got
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for our wedding
that we never used.
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Obvious toss, right?
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Well, I don't know.
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What if I need to make a stew?
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Have you ever made a stew?
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Well, no,
but I haven't needed to.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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- Oh, hey, Curtis.
- Hi.
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Hello, Calvin's friends.
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You said you needed
to be organized,
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so I hired Tyler.
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He's a stuff organizer.
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I prefer "domestic
efficiency expert."
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Yeah, I can't remember all
that-- I'm just gonna call you
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a "stuff organizer."
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You're Tyler.
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From Tyler Tidies Up.
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I watch your show...
when I should be cleaning.
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Wow, thank you, Curtis.
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Hey, what can I say?
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I make dreams come true.
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Later, kitty cats.
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Oh, meow!
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Hey, uh...
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didn't you help organize
Harry and Meghan's new house?
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Yes, and, uh, not to dish,
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but they are total hoarders.
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I mean, how many photographs
of the queen do you need?
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Oh, no.
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These can't possibly be
raver jeans.
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I'm telling you right now,
I'm tossing your glowsticks.
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See what I'm dealing with here?
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Okay, all right,
I am not quite sure
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how these made it
into the junk pile.
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I wore these to my very first
Sugar Ray concert.
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Look, I know parting
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with belongings
can be stressful.
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But I've got
just one question for you.
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Do you like clutter?
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No?
No.
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Of course not,
so I'll go through every inch
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of your home and decide
where everything belongs.
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Oh, my gosh, this is just
like being on your show.
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Okay, how can we help?
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You can't.
Leave, and let Tyler--
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-:
- Tidy up!
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Sorry, that's your line.
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No, no, I get it,
you're excited.
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But don't do it again.
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Ooh, okay, okay.
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Curtis hooked you boys up.
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Oh, big time, Mama.
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Drake was rocking
these babies in his last video.
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Oh, mm-hmm.
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Okay, do I look
debonair?
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No... don't answer that.
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I feel debonair.
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And that is
all that matters.
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Yes.
Yo!
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I bet you thought you'd never
helicopter to Tijuana for tacos.
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It was worth pissing off
that border patrol.
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Oh, that serrano ceviche
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was muy caliente.
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Hey, nephews.
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I got you a little something.
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Aw, Uncle Curtis.
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You got to stop
buying us stuff, man.
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So y'all don't want
these Rolexes?
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No, I mean after this.
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No, no, after this, after this.
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Baby, I thought
you said you hated it
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when Curtis throws
his money around.
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Well, I do, babe, but...
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he's going through
a real bad breakup, so... Oh.
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...if buying things for
people makes him happy,
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who am I to judge?
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Oh, by the way...
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I got you something.
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Oh.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no!
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Oh, somebody pinch me!
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A Hermes Birkin bag?!
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I-I've been wanting
one of these for years!
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Seven years
to be exact.
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What? How did you know?
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Baby, you told him,
didn't you?
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I sure did.
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- Oh, thank you so much!
- Look!
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Look! Look, look at my...
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Look at my bag!
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No need to say anything.
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That look on your face is
thanks enough.
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Look at her.
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She's so smooth and sexy.
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Just like me.
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I'm gonna call her Burkina.
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You know, I-I'm gonna need
a special place in my closet.
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Boys, come help me
clean out my closet.
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And part of your dad's, too.
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Curtis.
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Let me stop you right there.
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You're welcome.
257
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,448
I'm "welcome"?
258
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:09,233
You just made me look like
a chump in front of my wife.
259
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,148
What did I do?
I just bought Tina
260
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,368
a bag she wanted.
I did you a favor.
261
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,109
I didn't need a favor,
all right?
262
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,372
I was gonna buy that bag myself.
263
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,461
Yeah, but not
for another three years.
264
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,811
I saved you all that
time and money.
265
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,378
Did you see the happy look
she gave me?
266
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,772
Yes.
267
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,338
I saw the look.
268
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,818
That was the look
I was supposed to get.
269
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,037
You stole my look!
270
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,953
I'm rich-- I don't got to steal.
271
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,566
Curtis, me buying her that purse
272
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,394
was important to me, all right?
273
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,265
It was a symbol
of my love for her.
274
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,832
That's beautiful.
275
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,573
So we did it!
276
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,184
See, you just don't get it.
277
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,839
You think you can just always
slide in here and buy folks.
278
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,842
Well, you can't buy
my family and friends.
279
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,236
Where is it?
Where's Burkina?
280
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,717
Right here!
- She's right here, oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
281
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,631
It's the most beautiful
- thing I've ever seen!
- Isn't it gorgeous?
282
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,633
Ladies? Ladies!
283
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,070
Please, I'm trying
to make a point here.
284
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,901
Oh, you made your point.
285
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,642
Loud and clear.
286
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,525
You know, with a little bit
of distance, I can see
287
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,048
that it's time
to let go of some stuff.
288
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,963
Yes, it is.
289
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,052
And, honey, I am really
proud of you.
290
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,967
We are gonna feel
so much better
291
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,882
after purging all your junk
we don't need.
292
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,191
Oh...
293
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,715
Welcome to Xanadu.
294
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,630
Everything has been put away.
295
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,458
And you've been Tyler-ed.
296
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,200
Is it just me,
297
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,071
or does
this room seem larger?
298
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,378
Yeah, it's nice, uh...
299
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,510
What's with the bags?
300
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,556
I've organized your essentials.
301
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,993
And what's in these bags
is non-essential.
302
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,822
Dave, I know
this is gonna be hard,
303
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,563
but you're just gonna have
to let go of some things
304
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,913
we don't need, like this.
305
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,655
What in the fluff
and fold have you done?!
306
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,834
This isn't trash.
307
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,402
These are
all my pageant dresses.
308
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,317
Yes,
your ancient pageantry items
309
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,058
were taking up space
in your closet.
310
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,017
If by "taking up space,"
311
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:24,020
you mean "lovingly stored
away from light."
312
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,764
Now, Gemma, I know
this is gonna...
313
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,419
- Stay out of this, Dave!
- Look...
314
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,856
I know it's difficult,
but as I say on my show,
315
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,554
"If it's covered in dust,
saying toodle-oo is a must."
316
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,079
The only thing non-essential
317
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,516
around here is you,
Harry Poppins.
318
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,866
Get out of my house.
319
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,215
:
Ah, you know what, lady?
320
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,477
I knew doing
a side gig was a mistake.
321
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,480
I don't need this.
322
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,397
Hold on, uh...
what happened to your accent?
323
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,486
It's an act, Columbo.
324
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,706
Nobody wants to take cleaning
advice from a guy from Brooklyn.
325
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,150
You okay?
326
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,805
I know some people
327
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:12,112
think beauty pageants
are superficial,
328
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,941
but that prize money
helped me pay for college.
329
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,117
Plus, my mom spent hours
330
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,510
sewing these dresses.
331
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,382
They're also really pretty.
332
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:26,300
I had no idea
these meant so much to you.
333
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,606
I know it was my idea
to get rid of all this clutter,
334
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,348
but there are just some things
I can't let go of.
335
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,829
Look, it's like
my JNCO jeans.
336
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,484
You know, when I first saw
them in Miller's Outpost,
337
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,965
I was, I was...
oh, my gosh.
338
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,097
I had to have them.
339
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:45,928
But, you know, that's a
- story for another time.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
340
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,582
- This is about your dresses.
- Yeah.
341
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,066
Oh, hey, Calvin.
342
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,590
Want some snow shoes
or a laser disc player?
343
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,246
No and hell no.
344
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,030
It's the 21st century, Dave.
345
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,251
What are you doing out here?
346
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,253
Eh, just trying
to chill out.
347
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,909
Curtis bought Tina
that purse I've been saving for.
348
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,172
I've never seen her
so happy.
349
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,956
That made me so mad.
350
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,742
Well, I'm sorry.
351
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,919
I guess that lottery
money changed him.
352
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,747
No, he's always been
like that.
353
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,054
When we were younger, I'd be
hanging out with my friends,
354
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,970
Curtis would pop up,
and give them all candy.
355
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,625
He was everybody's favorite
until the candy ran out.
356
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:33,323
Then they all come running back
to me with their blue tongues.
357
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,851
Well, it sounds
like the same kid
358
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,115
just with a bigger
bank account.
359
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,986
Well, he's not a kid.
360
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,380
He's a grown man.
361
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,121
Yeah, but, you know,
362
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,688
wanting to be liked
never goes away.
363
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:51,907
Hmm.
364
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,909
Yeah, I guess so.
365
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:57,043
Well, damn, Dave,
you just helped me
366
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,784
understand my little brother
better than I ever have before.
367
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,526
- Thanks, man.
- Well, you're welcome.
368
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,833
Hey, are you sure you don't
want this laser disc player?
369
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,966
You know,
Top Gun is stuck inside.
370
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,098
Sorry, Goose, but I've lost
that loving feeling.
371
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,887
Dave, I told you I didn't
want to waste money
372
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,368
putting our junk in an
overpriced storage unit.
373
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,809
Oh...
374
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,420
So what do you think
375
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,205
about the Gemma Johnson Museum?
376
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,729
I love it!
377
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,949
I do want to waste
money putting our junk
378
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:37,387
in an overpriced
storage unit!
379
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,868
Well, you know, we do have owe
Tyler some credit for rescuing
380
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,305
these dresses
from the back of your closet.
381
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,655
They should be in a place
where you can enjoy them.
382
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,657
- Oh.
- Plus the first month's rent
was only a dollar.
383
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,705
Thank you so much.
384
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,794
You are the sweetest.
385
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,665
And you got
all my favorites.
386
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,276
Miss Hog Queen.
387
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,451
Miss Freshwater Trout.
388
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,587
Wait a minute,
are those your raver jeans?
389
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,199
Oh, yeah,
that's a special exhibit.
390
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,288
On loan from
the Dave Johnson collection.
391
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,597
Yes! There we go, there we go.
392
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,251
Booyah!
393
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,253
You're a joke.
Pay up, sucker.
394
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,258
- Who's next?
- Me.
395
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,566
How'd you find me?
396
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,916
Wasn't that hard.
397
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,136
I mean, you would always come
here whenever you got upset.
398
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,181
Come on, man,
let's go.
399
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:35,097
First off the block.
400
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,838
Yeah,
- right into a wall.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
401
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,970
Yes, yes, yes.
402
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,798
I'm on that corner, baby... Yes...
403
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,365
Whoa! Whoa!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
404
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,367
No! Yes, yes!
405
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,803
Yeah!
406
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,719
- Watch out, truck!
- Dang it!
407
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,243
How'd we both come in third?
408
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,597
Hey, look, Curtis.
409
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,686
I know you thought
you were doing me a solid
410
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,340
when you bought Tina
that purse.
411
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:05,127
All right? It-it's your way
of expressing love and...
412
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,303
it's okay for a rich man
like yourself, but for me,
413
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,784
it takes a lot of sacrifice.
414
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,613
I spent a lot of late nights
in that shop
415
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,920
fixing cars-- hell,
I even gave up my NFL package.
416
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:19,272
That's how much I wanted
to buy that purse for Tina.
417
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,319
Wow, I never thought
of it like that.
418
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,105
And you were right.
419
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:29,760
I do use my money to
get people to like me.
420
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,154
Look, money doesn't
make people like you.
421
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,287
Yeah, well, I got 100 mil
that says you wrong.
422
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,855
See, that's your problem.
423
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,422
Just because you received it,
424
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,816
doesn't mean
that you achieved it.
425
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,687
Respect isn't bought.
426
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,254
It's earned.
427
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,997
You sound like my
team of therapists.
428
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,088
You know,
the right kind of people?
429
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,525
They'll always
love you for you.
430
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,746
Which reminds me,
431
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,878
whenever you're ready
to start dating again,
432
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,185
would you please take
"I hit the Super Powerball"
433
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,882
off your Tinder profile?
434
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:08,495
All right.
435
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,061
I guess I'm gonna have to put
something corny on there like,
436
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,455
"I like rom coms and
long walks to the bank."
437
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,894
Okay, you know what,
we gonna keep working on that.
438
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,854
See, Cal?
439
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,247
This is why
I came home, man.
440
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,686
You always know how
to pick me up, kid.
441
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,297
And it's free of charge.
442
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,994
All right, man, come on,
let's get this thing started.
443
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,518
So I can beat your ass
on this motorcycle.
444
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,650
You the one that's gonna
get beat down.
All right.
445
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,912
Cal?
446
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,044
Sorry about the purse.
447
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,567
I'll take it back.
448
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,179
Good luck with that.
449
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,920
Tina sleeps with that thing
handcuffed to her wrist.
450
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,837
And I also bought you something
to make up for everything.
451
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,144
Hey, Curtis.
452
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,320
I told you, man,
I love you for you.
453
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,975
I don't need anything.
454
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,369
Cool, I'll just take
back the Ferrari.
455
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:59,154
"Ferrari"?
456
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,765
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
457
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,594
Look, man,
I can't accept that,
458
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,075
but we can take it
back to the dealership
459
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,250
the long way.
460
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,211
Come on, man, let's go,
let's get this...
461
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,300
Some pretty riding,
pretty riding...
462
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,959
All right, now, buckle up,
'cause we're about
463
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,439
to make some
bad decisions.
464
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,007
And this time,
465
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,009
Mama won't be around
to give us a whupping.
466
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,753
Wait.
467
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:35,582
You spent $300,000
on this car
468
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,148
and you don't know
how to drive it?
469
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,976
That's because
my big brother never
470
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,413
taught me how to drive stick.
471
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,023
Oh, okay.
472
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,112
So that's on me, all right.
473
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,767
Well, I'm gonna teach you now. First...
474
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,203
you got to ease up off
the clutch and give it some gas
475
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,771
at the same time.
Let me check you out.
476
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,033
Okay, like this?
477
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,080
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
478
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,387
Yeah, but you're
on the sidewalk doing it!
479
00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,736
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480
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:07,178
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