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Ho! Hold on, Calvin.
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Got your mail.
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Brother, I'm glad you got a job.
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But nobody cares
about the damn mail anymore.
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It's packages.
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People want packages.
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Ooh, the mail
is here!
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All right. What do you got
for me today, Randall?
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Pennysaver? Grocery store
coupons? Address labels
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that I did not order but
still very much appreciate?
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See, was that so hard?
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Bills, bills...
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bill-- Oh, hold up.
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Ooh, something good?
No.
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It's a summons
to report for jury duty.
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I got one, too.
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Yes! W--
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Wouldn't it be fun if we
ended up on the same trial?
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Not gonna happen
because I never saw this.
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H-Hold on.
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Calvin,
the system will fall apart
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if we don't do our civic duty.
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Well, I'm not trying
to be in the system.
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Next thing you know, I'm drafted
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in some hot-ass foreign country,
hopscotching over land mines.
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Okay, Calvin,
you can't just
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ignore an official
government document.
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You know, my uncle did that once
and it did not end well for him.
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Let me guess.
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He couldn't be the Grand Marshal
at the Pumpkin Parade?
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Well, yes.
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He was devastated.
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But, you know, he also had
to pay a $1,500 fine.
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That's pretty steep,
but I'll take my chances.
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And he spent five days
in the county jail.
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Wait.
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So either I send
someone to jail
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or I go to jail?
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Well, it looks like,
one way or the other,
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I'm gonna be doing time.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Can you believe that we could
end up on the same trial?
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I mean, what are the odds?
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Hopefully impossible.
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Good morning, everyone.
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On behalf
of the City of Pasadena,
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thank you all
for doing your civic duty.
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Without you,
the system would fall apart.
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Ah, see.
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He gets it.
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We'll start with asking
a few questions to see
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if you can be fair
and impartial.
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Juror number six?
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Oh, hi.
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I'm juror number six,
but you can call me Dave.
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No one cares, Dave.
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I love jury duty.
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I'm a big believer
in the whole judicial system.
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It's the foundation
of our civilization.
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So if you need any jurors
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for, I don't know,
an upcoming trial,
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I'm in the system.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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I'm fine with juror number six.
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:
Yes.
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See, she gets it, too.
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Moving on.
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Juror number five,
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would you have any problems
being fair or impartial?
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Oh!
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Uh...
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Yes.
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I have a problem
with the whole judicial system.
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It's designed to incarcerate
young brothers and sisters.
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Well, for-for the most part.
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Anything else that might exclude
you from being on this trial?
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Yes.
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I am pro crime.
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I am pro anti-crime.
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I'm pro police,
I am pro defund the police.
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And to top it all off,
this annoying guy
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next to me is
my neighbor, so...
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Uh, no, sorry, uh, actually,
we're best friends.
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Even worse, right?
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So I can understand why
you would need to disqualify me.
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Do you validate?
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Actually, none of those things
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are disqualifying for this case.
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Really?
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So what would disqualify me?
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Because I'm sure
I can be pro that, as well.
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I'm fine with juror number five.
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What?
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A-Anybody want to switch?
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How great is it that the
guys got jury duty together
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the same week I
have winter break?
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Gives us a chance to deliberate
over this rosé.
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And binge-watch
our Ladies Who Kill shows.
Mm-hmm.
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Ah, to wine and crime.
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Yes.
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Hey, Mom.
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Is it okay if Malcolm and I
raid your fridge?
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Well, what's wrong
with your fridge?
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Uh, remember I told you
we rented out our house
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for a few days
to a production company?
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Yeah, they're shooting
a small indie movie.
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It covers this
month's rent
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and allows us to take
a couple sick days.
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Ooh, a movie.
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Maybe we'll get
a chance to meet a star.
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Not to brag,
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but you've kind of
already met one.
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Who?
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Me!
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I starred in Beauty and
the Beast in high school.
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♪ Tale as old
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♪ As time ♪
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♪ Song as old as rhyme ♪
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♪ Beauty ♪
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♪ And the Beast. ♪
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Why don't you be our guest
and never do that again.
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Well, uh, what are
they filming at your house?
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Oh, well, uh,
we don't know.
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Our rental contract says
that we can't bother them.
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Yeah, they wouldn't even
let us in our own kitchen.
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But, luckily, we
can bother you.
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Well, you know,
we didn't sign any contract.
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So what's stopping us from going
over there and checking it out?
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That is a great idea.
See?
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And who knows? Maybe I'll
finally get discovered.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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we will prove
that this defendant
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is not
an innocent elderly shopper,
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but is
a professional shoplifter.
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We have her on camera
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driving away
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with thousands of dollars
of stolen merchandise.
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Guilty!
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What, too soon?
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Yes, Calvin,
way too soon.
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Uh, Your Honor,
request to have my friend's
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outburst stricken
from the record.
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No, you're not a lawyer.
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No, he is not.
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But I have watched over 200
episodes of Law & Order.
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And I'm sure you can
agree with me, Judge,
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that this whole thing
seems like a mistrial.
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And if you watch
that much Law & Order,
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you'd know that I'm the only one
who could say that.
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Sit down.
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Hey, hey! Hi, hi.
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My name is Tina and this is
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my friend Gemma, and...
And we were wondering, um,
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if you need any more actors
to be in your movie, because...
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we're pros. Yeah.
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Well, you two are
perfect mom types.
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I guess I could use you,
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if you don't mind walking
back and forth in the background
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for five hours
in the hot sun for free.
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We'll take it!
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Great. See you on set.
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Okay. Oh, my God!
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We're gonna be in a movie!
Yes!
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Hey.
Hey, what's going on?
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Hi.
We just stopped by
to check on the house.
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Yeah, and help ourselves
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to some free food.
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Sorry to bother you.
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Bother not.
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I'm Jasmine.
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Can you tell me
where the set is?
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Um, it's this
house right here.
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Uh... (stammers) Hey.
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Um, I'm really into that.
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Uh, Mantamaji comics,
not your breasts.
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Um...
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I have the same thing.
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The-the shirt,
not breasts.
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Okay, all right,
all right, all right!
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Okay, let me,
let me jump in here.
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Um, this is my very single
and eligible son Marty.
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He gets a little flustered
around beautiful women.
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Mama!
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But she is not wrong.
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At least he didn't run
into a tree this time.
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Okay! Uh, I do have, uh...
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I do have some trouble
with English
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around lovely ladies.
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Too bad you don't speak Klingon.
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Wow. She speaks Klingon.
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They're talking
about babies!
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I know the word for babies
in every language
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in the universe!
Shh!
Oh...
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They're talking about babies!
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I say we get this thing
over with.
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I vote guilty.
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Okay, not so fast.
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Now, first, we need
to choose a foreman.
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So let's go around the room
and have each person discuss...
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I say Dave does it.
Show of hands.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Wow. Thank you
for your vote of confidence.
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I will not let you down.
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So now can I vote guilty?
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Well, as your newly
elected foreman,
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I feel like we need to discuss
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all aspects of the case
before we vote.
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How long is this gonna take?
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Well, not long, but we should
probably order dinner.
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And maybe breakfast.
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Uh, who wants to recall Dave
as foreman? Show of hands.
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Put your hands down, you jokers.
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Okay, now, before we start,
I feel like we should
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carefully review
all of the rules.
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Now, according to the bailiff,
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we press this button once
if we have a question,
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twice if we reach a verdict,
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and three times
if, well, there's an emergency.
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Well, somebody press it
three times,
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because Dave is about
to have an emergency!
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Oh, oh, hey, no.
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Marty, thanks for lunch.
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Ah, not a problem.
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That Mars rover can
guide itself for an hour.
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I hope.
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Jasmine, these last few days
have been amazing.
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I've never connected
with someone so quickly.
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It's almost like
we're perfect for each other.
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I feel the same way.
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Oh.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay.
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Now, are-are you sure it's okay
for me to stay here and watch?
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Of course. I'm the star.
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And you're my guest.
Go over there.
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Okay.
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Quiet on set.
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Quiet on set.
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And action.
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Coming!
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You order a pizza?
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Extra sausage?
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I sure did.
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And I'm hungry
for more than just pizza.
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Are you two ready?
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Are you kidding?
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I've been dreaming about this
since I was a little girl.
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You'd be surprised
how often I hear that.
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You know,
when we're done shooting,
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I am gonna let you
sample my cupcakes.
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Honey, you already got the job.
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Let's get to work.
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Ooh!
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This is so fun.
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I can't believe he hired us
to walk the streets.
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I know.
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You know, I cannot wait until
my church sees me in this movie.
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Oh, yeah!
262
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,523
What?
Oh!
263
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,591
Let's go. Let's hit it. Okay.
264
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,433
This case is open
and shut, Tina.
265
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,803
Dave had us deliberating
for three days.
266
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,437
I didn't commit a crime.
267
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,173
Why am I being punished?
268
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,276
You know, Dave is right.
269
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,279
You need to take your job
as a juror more seriously.
270
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,214
You can't take this
for granted.
271
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,648
You know, there was a time
they wouldn't even
272
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,784
let Black people on juries.
273
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,551
Yes, you know, I agree.
274
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,121
And it's still
some of that going on.
275
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,423
But I did my three days!
276
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,126
Okay, all right, baby.
277
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,561
Just imagine
if it were you on trial.
278
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,263
Or even worse.
279
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,799
What if it were our boys?
280
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,902
Don't let the system work
without you.
281
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,807
I hate it when you
agree with Dave.
282
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,376
I hate it even more
when I agree with Dave.
283
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,948
Hmm.
284
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,118
So cameras are here and here.
285
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,387
Hmm.
286
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,490
So she walks past
the perfume counter.
287
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:40,828
"Uh, no, thank you, ma'am.
I already have that one."
288
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,065
She comes on down past luggage.
289
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,101
And she knew she wasn't gonna
get that in her purse, right?
290
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:53,273
She goes on down
past women's accessories.
291
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,675
Then though the Chanel display.
292
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,646
Hold up. Hold up!
293
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,249
That's it!
294
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,685
:
Justice is blind.
295
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,033
Whoa. What's wrong, little bro?
296
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,769
Ah, did they make Pluto
a planet again?
297
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,705
Worse. I found out what kind
of movie they're shooting.
298
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,075
And it is not good.
299
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,443
Okay, well, maybe they can
fix it in editing.
300
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,779
I don't think they do a lot
of editing in these movies.
301
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,181
Aah! Don't sit there.
302
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,615
Or there.
303
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,750
And definitely not there!
304
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,454
They are shooting
an adult film in our house.
305
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,256
When you say adult film,
do you mean...
306
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,892
The name of the movie
307
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,927
was Missionary Impossible.
308
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,598
Well, bow chicka wow wow!
309
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,234
Oh, look, whatever, Marty.
310
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,905
All we have to do
is boil the house. Yeah.
311
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,973
Oh, and, uh, make sure
Mama don't find out
312
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,942
'cause, you know,
she will shut it all down.
313
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,311
Yeah, man, but this
all has me messed up.
314
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,046
I really like Jasmine.
315
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,548
And she has a career
where she has to...
316
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,550
order a lot of pizza.
317
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,619
You know, I can't believe
they're still doing
318
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,354
that tired old
pizza guy plot.
319
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,556
Not the point!
320
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,825
Listen, man, I know it's
her job, and-and that's cool,
321
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,294
but I... I prefer a girl
322
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,731
who only wants to
have pizza with me.
323
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,068
Look, I know
what you mean, man.
324
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,038
And we both know
you are not good with sharing.
325
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,540
Like last night
with them tater tots.
326
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,176
Excuse me, those
were all mine.
327
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,378
And if you wanted tots, you
should've ordered your own!
328
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,549
I was up all night
329
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,817
going over this case in my mind,
and I have to admit
330
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,988
that all the evidence
points to guilty.
331
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,258
Calvin was right all along.
332
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,326
I was wrong all along.
333
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,596
She's innocent.
334
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,198
What-- hold on, innocent?
What changed your mind?
335
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,366
The spoon.
336
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,601
I discovered
337
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,638
that the cameras have
some blind spots.
338
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,574
I-I didn't see any blind spots.
339
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,977
That's how they got
their name, Dave.
340
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,981
Look, the pictures show
341
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:18,285
that there are security cameras
here and here,
342
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,621
but not here.
343
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,625
So no one knows
what the spoon was doing
344
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,760
between luggage...
345
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,462
and women's accessories.
346
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,767
Anybody could've put
those stolen items in her purse.
347
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,869
And if it's not on the cam,
348
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,705
this case is a sham.
349
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,144
So you're saying
there's reasonable doubt.
350
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,180
I'm not just saying it, Dave.
I just rhymed it.
351
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,484
Because if there is doubt,
352
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,786
we got to let her out.
353
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,858
Case... closed.
354
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,468
Hey, uh, Jasmine.
355
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,037
I, um...
356
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,772
Let me guess.
My job is too much for you?
357
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,142
Yeah. How'd you know?
358
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,410
This isn't my first rodeo.
359
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,746
I was in Rodeo Hoedown 8 and 9.
360
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,782
No, yeah, yeah, no.
361
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,917
I checked your credits.
You are very popular.
362
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,921
But, uh, I was wondering...
363
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,757
Why I do this kind of work?
364
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,125
Yeah.
365
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,128
I know it's unusual,
but I enjoy it.
366
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,064
That's why I invited you on set.
367
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,167
To show you what I do because
some people don't get it.
368
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,270
Like my priest-- so judgmental.
369
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,340
But I've had some breakups
370
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,577
because guys couldn't
handle it, so...
371
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,979
if you're uncomfortable,
372
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,981
we shouldn't
see each other anymore.
373
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,916
What? N-No, no.
374
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,986
Jasmine, those guys
are so shallow.
375
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,155
I am mature.
376
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,756
Okay? I-I can handle it.
377
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,192
Yeah? Okay.
378
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,094
I'll see you on set, Jasmine. Okay.
379
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,366
Marty.
380
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,335
Nope! Nope!
381
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,570
I can't handle it.
382
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,938
I'm sorry.
383
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,774
I-I really, really
wish that I could,
384
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,443
but I... I guess
385
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,278
I'm just looking for a different
kind of relationship.
386
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,414
I understand.
387
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,588
Has the jury
reached a verdict?
388
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,924
Uh, we have, Your Honor.
389
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,892
May the defendant please rise?
390
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,731
I object!
391
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,466
Habeas corpus!
392
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,867
Sidebar!
393
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,604
Uh, uh, Judge, some new evidence
has come to light.
394
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,640
Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot.
395
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,275
I would say
"approach the bench,"
396
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,144
but I see
you're already approaching.
397
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,580
Habeas corpus.
398
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,616
Semper fi.
399
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,553
Your Honor,
if I may, uh...
400
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,722
...this case
401
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,024
is going downstream.
402
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:15,862
I suggest you let us reconvene.
403
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,735
I don't understand.
Guilty?
404
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,837
A minute ago, you had us
all convinced she was innocent.
405
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,674
That's before I noticed
that the defendant
406
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,009
was wearing a Chanel necklace.
407
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,212
I bought Tina one just like it.
408
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,047
That thing was so expensive,
I wish I had stolen it.
409
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,486
And here it is,
right here.
410
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,188
This is the list
411
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,490
of all of the stolen items
that were never recovered.
412
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,757
There it is right there.
413
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,194
One Chanel necklace.
414
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,263
I guess she forgot
she had shoplifted it.
415
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,536
Nice... catch.
416
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,439
Looks like we get
to start all over again.
417
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,808
No, no, no, no...
Okay, now, here we go.
418
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,476
Exhibit A.
419
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,614
You can all go home.
420
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,649
What? Wh-Why?
421
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,351
The defendant took a plea.
422
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,986
When you objected, which
I don't think you can do...
423
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,757
...she realized she was busted.
424
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,826
What were you guys
doing in here?
425
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,529
Me and the judge knew
she was guilty from day one.
426
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,501
Well, Dave, I'm glad
you pushed me to do this.
427
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:32,239
The system only works
when we all make sure it works.
428
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,441
So you won't ignore
your summons next time?
429
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,276
No. You know what?
430
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,810
I'm actually looking forward
431
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,447
to the next time
I get to do my civic duty.
432
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,315
Maybe the next trial will have,
433
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,951
like, more blood
or something in it,
434
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,487
so I can finally use
my Law & Order degree.
435
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,561
This is an outrage.
Mm-hmm.
436
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,329
You won't believe what
just happened on that movie set.
437
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,265
Oh, right.
438
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,500
Uh, I'm sorry, Ma.
439
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,235
We just didn't know
how to tell you.
440
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,937
Wait, you found out we
were fired before we did?
441
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,239
Huh?
442
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,908
After I let the director
eat my cupcakes?
443
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,043
What the...
444
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,879
Hold on. What is happening here?
445
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,447
Were you two working
on that movie?
446
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,749
Yeah! We were all up in it!
447
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,187
But apparently, you're not
supposed to look in the camera.
448
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,122
Oh!
449
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,091
Mama, no!
450
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,726
What?
451
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,895
We were background actors
for the outside shots.
452
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,197
So-so-so-so, you two were
outside the whole time
453
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,065
and-and you never
saw in that house?
454
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,567
No.
Oh, I wish.
455
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,303
God, that would've
been the dream.
456
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,042
Mama, Gemma...
457
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,579
...we got something to tell
y'all about the movie.
458
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,616
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It was a what?!
459
00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,660
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