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布萊德，別潑妹妹
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她才不是我妹妹
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我很希望她以後是
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不要
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一起當朋友嘛
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不要，他媽的
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比爾
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別跟他計較
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看一下你那裡吧
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金
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兒子，怎麼了？
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發生啥事？
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布萊德
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比爾，怎麼了
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我看
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給爸爸看
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我看
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天啊
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看起來挺慘的
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唐兒，你還好吧？
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唐兒，你沒事吧？
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唐兒…
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片名：陰牙人
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我們有個禮物
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貴重的禮物
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你怎麼送禮物？
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在路上看到人就給嗎？
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不
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那就不是禮物了
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那像是發傳單亂發一通
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那麼最貴重的禮物呢？
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你會送給第一個買花給你的人嗎
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不可能
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不可能
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不只有女生
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男生也有相同的禮物
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你們會因為女生長得蠻正的
就送給她嗎？
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不會
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不，你們要守好
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跟你孩子的媽分享
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對
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戒指就是這個意思
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戒指包住手指
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是要提醒大家把禮物包好
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等到你交換結婚戒指那一天
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金戒指
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懂嗎？
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這些事比性還重要
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如果你用手，這樣貞潔嗎？
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不
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-我好想你
-我也是
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這次放假我一直打電話
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我工作好忙
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我也是
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還有我媽
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她又生病了
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唐兒，我很遺憾
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大家好
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托比，這是我們的朋友唐兒
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這是托比
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托比剛搬來，他是我以前的死黨
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他明天開始來這裡上學
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嗨
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我聽說晚上有27人要立誓禁慾
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太好了
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是你的關係，你知道嗎？
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我不知道
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真的，大家很認同你說的話
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尤其是你說話的方式
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唐兒
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基太太
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寶貝，進來
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情況怎麼樣？
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他們下次還要我上台
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那當然了
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寶貝，你開心嗎？
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開心，音樂很棒，還有吃的
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媽，你好燙
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你今天很痛嗎
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聊聊年輕人的事吧
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關跟菲爾要問候你
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他們超可愛的
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你們超ㄍㄧㄥ的
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我們小時候不一樣
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現在真的不一樣了
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我們不是在抱怨
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有你是我們的福氣
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兩個小孩都是福氣
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布萊德
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我嚇到你了，怕了吧
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你的機會來了，上吧
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給我…
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愛情值得等待
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等？對啦，我會等著馬子脫褲子
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-你喝啥汽水？
-處女櫻桃
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把苞給開了吧
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唐兒，你好
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抱歉
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托比，熱情的歡迎
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該死的，你不能這樣耍我
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沒事啦，老兄
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好，老兄
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有問題嗎？
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陰莖就介紹到這裡
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現在來介紹…
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翻下一頁
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女性的私處
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-我的課本有怪東西
-別碰
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我也有貼紙，它要遮什麼？
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教育局明令遮住這個詳圖…
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陰部嗎？
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-遮起來幹嘛？
-原因很明顯
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陰莖圖就沒遮
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-那不一樣
-怎麼說？
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可悲的是，你可能永遠不會知道
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沒錯
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唐兒
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我能說哪裡不一樣
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女生天性保守莊重，所以…
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她說的沒錯
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我看過這部電影的介紹
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菲爾，這是限制級
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我聽說很好看
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菲爾…
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我沒說要看
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你知道嗎？連輔導級都會猛親
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這個嘛…
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抱歉
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沒關係
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你的手怎麼會這樣？
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小時候的事
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沒人跟你說過情況嗎？
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沒有，他們找不出原因
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幹嘛？
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我覺得是她咬的
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哪個她？
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唐兒
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寶寶能把你的指尖咬掉？
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來，呼吧
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-我們要去哪？
-你等著看吧
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這裡不是親熱的好地方嗎？
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只有晚上是
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你們覺得這樣好嗎？
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我們有一群人
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我們會互相監督
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對嗎？
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這裡是私人土地嗎？
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小心毒葛
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唐兒，小心
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這是洞穴嗎？
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對，有人會跑來這裡…那個
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你喜歡嗎？
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不喜歡，我的屄很讚
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一定的
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真的，其他男生很喜歡
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那你去搞他們啊
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老媽，過來
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好險
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這是你活該
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是嗎？
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對
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布萊德，別鬧了
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布萊德
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這本來就沒什麼
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我一直知道我想等到結婚
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所以沒人碰過你的…
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當然沒有，拜託
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幹嘛？你不是嗎？
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我是處男
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很好
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心靈上是
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只發生過一次
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-一年半前
-好
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我還在自責
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其實，你現在可能更堅強了
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你曾經親自接觸過危險
反而會更堅決
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-橋在哪裡？
-我帶你去
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活的
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不會吧，活了幾百年
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我是怎麼了？
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貞潔…
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從前，這些蛇生長的環境裡
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有大型的哺乳動物
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長出響環的菱斑響尾蛇
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因為沒人敢踩牠們
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所以比沒響環的佔優勢
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你是說，突然間
蛇寶寶生下來就有大響環？
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普遍的理論是牠生下來有初期的…
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那是早期的理論
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萊恩，謝謝
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響環突變經過了幾千年的演化
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-但我們不確定
-這就對了
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你說的有可能發生
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有一天菱斑響尾蛇寶寶出生時
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完全突變
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這對牠的生存好處多多
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大家覺得這跟你們不相干嗎？
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不是這樣
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我知道很多同學贊成別的理論
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雖然大家認為生命就是這樣
但這跟你的人生有關
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跟你之所以是這樣有關
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唐兒，我們的課跟你有關
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你卻錯過了
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托比，聽著…
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我今天早上超怪
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我想我知道原因
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我跟你在一起很開心
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我也是
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我的想法不太純潔
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我覺得我們不能再一起出去了
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一大夥人成群結隊…
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也一樣…
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我也這麼想，只是…
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我不希望是這樣
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我們超合的
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永遠的神話
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你有毛病啊
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你嘴裡有屌比較辣
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王八蛋
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為什麼不能跟別人一樣正常做？
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-幹嘛老是這樣，很痛耶
-不會
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我不想這樣，會痛
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你去死
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00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:25,743
我愛你
225
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:29,823
-你愛我？
-對，你也愛我，你知道
226
00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:32,223
對，我也愛你，我愛你的屁股
227
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,129
你一個人嗎？
228
00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:03,386
我可以好好跟你聊聊嗎？
229
00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:13,333
聊你跟梅蘭妮的事
230
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,596
我跟任何馬子都沒關係
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00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:17,897
好
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00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:21,641
我昨天晚上聽到…
233
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,472
你興奮了嗎？
234
00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:31,218
我知道我們一直不親
235
00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:34,354
不像兄妹，我不知道為什麼
236
00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:35,786
你當然知道
237
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,557
你知道
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00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:46,361
我真的不知道，不管是什麼…
239
00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:47,734
我想改變
240
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:51,294
那些禁慾的鬼話嗎
241
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:55,663
大家都清楚你想把貞操留給誰
242
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,710
我一直很有耐心
243
00:28:00,213 --> 00:28:03,273
你以為我愛跟這些混蛋一起住嗎
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00:28:03,283 --> 00:28:05,341
爸媽？
245
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,820
你坐下吧
246
00:28:35,482 --> 00:28:36,716
唐兒
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00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,205
我得見你
248
00:28:50,664 --> 00:28:52,597
我帶了泳裝來
249
00:29:35,675 --> 00:29:38,370
你跟我幻想中的一樣
250
00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:40,410
你好美
251
00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:42,839
你幻想過我？
252
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,750
沒關係，我也有
253
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,979
只不過…
254
00:29:52,025 --> 00:29:54,083
衣服比較少
255
00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,576
這種感覺沒有錯
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00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,918
貞潔
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00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,090
不要上來
258
00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,950
我超冷的
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00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,638
我們回去吧
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00:34:34,707 --> 00:34:36,037
好
261
00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:42,772
我可以嗎？
262
00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:53,014
我們做了神聖的承諾
263
00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:56,361
放開我
264
00:34:57,664 --> 00:34:59,032
你什麼都不必做
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00:34:59,032 --> 00:35:03,770
住手，該死，托比，不要
266
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,672
我好幾個月沒打手槍了
267
00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:08,231
我說不要
268
00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:11,143
托比，不要
269
00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:16,683
抱歉，對不起
270
00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:18,081
唐兒？
271
00:35:19,686 --> 00:35:21,118
唐兒
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00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:51,517
你在幹嘛？
273
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:56,215
沒事，你在心靈上還是很純潔
274
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:12,935
怎麼了？
275
00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:17,932
走開
276
00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:47,428
托比？
277
00:39:34,507 --> 00:39:35,939
寶貝，是你嗎？
278
00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:37,605
是我
279
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,545
有晚飯，你想吃嗎
280
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:40,841
我吃過了
281
00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:43,077
謝謝
282
00:41:45,071 --> 00:41:47,807
唐兒，隨便掰就好了，沒事
283
00:41:47,807 --> 00:41:49,535
對，從內心出發
284
00:41:56,048 --> 00:41:58,284
-托比會來
-你有看到他嗎？
285
00:41:58,284 --> 00:42:00,486
-他說他想來
-什麼時候？
286
00:42:00,486 --> 00:42:08,290
兩天前，說如果你緊張他就不來
他想支持你
287
00:42:28,447 --> 00:42:31,450
文森先生今天請我談貞潔
288
00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:33,349
貞潔，好啊
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00:42:37,056 --> 00:42:38,250
對
290
00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:46,788
昨天…
291
00:42:49,902 --> 00:42:51,835
我還能談
292
00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:56,909
因為昨天我還很潔身自愛
293
00:42:56,909 --> 00:43:01,402
女人，從男人衍生出來
294
00:43:03,215 --> 00:43:04,682
亞當
295
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,355
對，我搞不懂
296
00:43:13,392 --> 00:43:15,018
是這樣嗎？
297
00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:17,654
這是…
298
00:43:17,830 --> 00:43:20,332
因為我內心的亞當嗎？
299
00:43:20,332 --> 00:43:24,632
這是我的骨頭與血肉
300
00:43:25,838 --> 00:43:28,966
我不知道
301
00:43:33,813 --> 00:43:36,941
不過有一點…
302
00:43:39,485 --> 00:43:45,981
我的裡面有樣東西…
303
00:43:49,195 --> 00:43:50,296
會致命
304
00:43:50,296 --> 00:43:53,165
-蛇！
-我不知道那是什麼
305
00:43:53,165 --> 00:43:56,566
蛇誘惑我，而我嚐了禁果
306
00:44:02,174 --> 00:44:07,168
我認為唐兒說的話很重要
307
00:44:07,847 --> 00:44:10,372
逐出伊甸園
308
00:44:11,617 --> 00:44:14,286
蛇！蛇！蛇！
309
00:44:14,286 --> 00:44:17,448
雖然這不是上帝的本意
310
00:44:17,723 --> 00:44:21,283
多虧了夏娃跟魔鬼…
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00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:31,030
唐兒
312
00:44:32,137 --> 00:44:33,439
你怎麼來了？
313
00:44:33,439 --> 00:44:35,541
我來看看
314
00:44:35,541 --> 00:44:38,077
你熱衷的事一定很酷
315
00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:39,078
你有開車嗎？
316
00:44:39,078 --> 00:44:42,240
有，我借我媽的車
317
00:44:56,195 --> 00:44:57,684
聽著
318
00:44:59,031 --> 00:45:02,625
你改天想一起出來嗎？
319
00:45:04,370 --> 00:45:09,273
我知道你對炒飯沒興趣…
320
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,745
你想跟我去約會嗎？
321
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,827
很好笑
322
00:45:35,134 --> 00:45:36,658
這不像你
323
00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,863
這沒什麼
324
00:46:02,428 --> 00:46:05,761
這有啥好笑的？
325
00:46:29,455 --> 00:46:31,820
布萊德，我來找唐兒
326
00:46:34,193 --> 00:46:36,320
你不配，娘炮
327
00:46:37,596 --> 00:46:40,291
-什麼？
-滾離我家
328
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,459
聽著…
329
00:46:44,470 --> 00:46:47,734
你還想要的話，歡迎再來
330
00:49:47,186 --> 00:49:51,486
<演化>
331
00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:06,129
<突變>
332
00:50:12,744 --> 00:50:15,280
女性生殖器突變
333
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,983
陰道長牙
334
00:50:17,983 --> 00:50:23,011
出現在全世界各種文化的神話中
335
00:50:23,722 --> 00:50:27,492
這些神話故事都一樣
336
00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:33,089
英雄必須對抗長牙的女人
337
00:50:33,232 --> 00:50:35,393
破解她的魔法
338
00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:46,500
金，我來打電話
339
00:50:55,287 --> 00:50:58,290
這個神話來自男性原始的恐懼
340
00:50:58,290 --> 00:51:01,293
害怕女性的神秘與性結合
341
00:51:01,293 --> 00:51:02,928
害怕軟弱無能
342
00:51:02,928 --> 00:51:04,296
這種恐懼顯示了
343
00:51:04,296 --> 00:51:09,668
女性性慾的力量與恐怖
344
00:51:09,668 --> 00:51:14,439
這個神話將性交想像成浩大旅程
345
00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:17,876
每個男人都得回到子宮
346
00:51:17,876 --> 00:51:21,277
這個孕育他的陰暗溫床
347
00:51:26,585 --> 00:51:29,315
陰暗溫床
348
00:51:31,757 --> 00:51:34,157
好，小姐貴姓
349
00:51:34,393 --> 00:51:36,087
我看不清楚
350
00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:38,056
科柏
351
00:51:40,299 --> 00:51:42,528
科柏小姐，我能為你做什麼？
352
00:51:47,439 --> 00:51:48,928
這是你第一次嗎？
353
00:51:53,345 --> 00:51:56,541
好，躺下吧
354
00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:02,120
把腳放在這裡
355
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,111
腳腳放這裡
356
00:52:05,157 --> 00:52:08,592
腳腳…好
357
00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:26,036
我想你不知道接下來會怎樣
358
00:52:26,445 --> 00:52:27,969
對
359
00:52:30,849 --> 00:52:35,718
放心，我不會咬你的
360
00:52:39,124 --> 00:52:42,961
往下挪，往下…
361
00:52:42,961 --> 00:52:45,395
往下挪…
362
00:52:45,964 --> 00:52:50,400
快點，往下挪，往下…
363
00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:52,701
好
364
00:52:56,308 --> 00:53:00,612
我猜猜看，你想吃避孕藥
365
00:53:00,612 --> 00:53:06,709
沒有，我只想做一下檢查
366
00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:09,613
確定沒有…
367
00:53:11,590 --> 00:53:14,320
變化什麼的
368
00:53:16,294 --> 00:53:20,389
我覺得裡頭可能有狀況
369
00:53:20,999 --> 00:53:22,693
沒錯
370
00:53:24,069 --> 00:53:28,733
你可能是要變成女人了
371
00:53:29,274 --> 00:53:31,877
你的身體現在會經歷很多變化
372
00:53:31,877 --> 00:53:33,605
儀器可能有點冰
373
00:53:39,351 --> 00:53:44,185
我覺得你應該很健康
374
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:46,952
-你有性生活嗎？
-沒有
375
00:53:49,895 --> 00:53:52,130
有
376
00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:57,533
在這間診療室裡沒有是非對錯
377
00:53:58,570 --> 00:53:59,934
好嗎？
378
00:54:03,108 --> 00:54:04,632
好吧
379
00:54:16,555 --> 00:54:18,181
這樣如何？
380
00:54:19,090 --> 00:54:20,750
是你該告訴我吧
381
00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:23,058
很好
382
00:54:36,141 --> 00:54:41,977
我們來測試一下你的彈性
383
00:54:50,922 --> 00:54:53,117
躺好放輕鬆
384
00:54:54,159 --> 00:54:58,891
深呼吸，痛的時候深呼吸
385
00:55:00,065 --> 00:55:01,657
我不行
386
00:55:08,206 --> 00:55:10,867
老天，你好緊
387
00:55:11,176 --> 00:55:13,303
放輕鬆
388
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:17,311
好了，來吧
389
00:55:18,283 --> 00:55:20,808
這…
390
00:55:23,054 --> 00:55:24,384
你在裡面放了什麼？
391
00:55:59,891 --> 00:56:01,660
這是真的，陰道有牙
392
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:03,650
陰牙
393
00:56:04,062 --> 00:56:06,120
陰牙
394
00:56:07,766 --> 00:56:09,824
陰牙
395
00:56:30,021 --> 00:56:32,955
警察！靠邊停
396
00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:36,552
靠邊停，讓開
397
00:56:47,105 --> 00:56:48,367
托比？
398
00:58:11,456 --> 00:58:12,547
媽？
399
00:58:13,992 --> 00:58:15,618
爸？媽？
400
00:58:20,265 --> 00:58:22,233
媽
401
00:58:22,233 --> 00:58:23,401
不要
402
00:58:23,401 --> 00:58:24,663
救命啊
403
00:58:26,004 --> 00:58:27,368
救命啊
404
00:58:49,828 --> 00:58:55,527
老天，寶貝，回家休息一下吧
405
00:58:58,937 --> 00:59:01,837
你得為了她打起精神
406
00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:05,736
好嗎？
407
00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:09,675
保重了
408
00:59:58,396 --> 00:59:59,624
媽？
409
01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:02,861
伊略特？
410
01:00:07,272 --> 01:00:12,072
我找不到人可以說話
411
01:00:13,378 --> 01:00:16,039
我媽住院了
412
01:00:16,748 --> 01:00:20,385
我得去警察局自首
413
01:00:20,385 --> 01:00:21,613
警察？
414
01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:29,082
我殺了他
415
01:00:29,394 --> 01:00:31,156
你殺了人？
416
01:00:32,797 --> 01:00:34,628
算是兩個
417
01:00:36,067 --> 01:00:39,593
對不起，你怎麼可能？
418
01:00:45,443 --> 01:00:47,410
丹塔塔
419
01:00:48,613 --> 01:00:49,909
什麼？
420
01:00:50,481 --> 01:00:52,778
這是拉丁文的牙齒
421
01:00:53,251 --> 01:00:57,346
-陰道…
-我知道那是什麼
422
01:00:58,156 --> 01:01:01,526
我沒聽懂，你再說一次
423
01:01:01,526 --> 01:01:03,994
陰牙
424
01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:09,033
我裡面有，醫生說的
425
01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:13,137
人家說得要英雄來征服才行
426
01:01:13,137 --> 01:01:14,501
誰？
427
01:01:15,573 --> 01:01:18,376
古希臘人跟埃及人
428
01:01:18,376 --> 01:01:20,812
基督教徒、猶太人
429
01:01:20,812 --> 01:01:22,213
玻里尼西亞人
430
01:01:22,213 --> 01:01:25,910
一堆美洲原住民跟非洲部落…
431
01:01:27,018 --> 01:01:28,314
沒事
432
01:01:48,339 --> 01:01:49,806
我沒偷看
433
01:01:50,008 --> 01:01:53,170
這是我媽的鎮定劑…
434
01:02:40,091 --> 01:02:42,115
我的衣服呢？
435
01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:45,689
我得去警察局
436
01:02:46,097 --> 01:02:48,656
藥丸可能會讓你頭昏腦脹
437
01:02:49,067 --> 01:02:50,401
我得自首
438
01:02:50,401 --> 01:02:52,971
明天再去
439
01:02:52,971 --> 01:02:55,598
你希望警察當真吧？
440
01:02:56,641 --> 01:02:57,937
來
441
01:03:29,374 --> 01:03:32,707
敬最聰明美麗的女生
442
01:03:48,726 --> 01:03:51,660
這跟我夢想的一樣
443
01:04:03,074 --> 01:04:05,243
放輕鬆
444
01:04:05,243 --> 01:04:09,981
放輕鬆，休息吧
445
01:04:09,981 --> 01:04:11,607
我就在這裡
446
01:05:31,629 --> 01:05:32,997
不行
447
01:05:32,997 --> 01:05:35,021
你想要我停下來嗎？
448
01:05:40,104 --> 01:05:41,332
不要
449
01:05:45,176 --> 01:05:46,370
好
450
01:05:47,812 --> 01:05:49,779
可是它們會找上你
451
01:05:50,581 --> 01:05:51,616
誰？
452
01:05:51,616 --> 01:05:53,105
牙齒
453
01:05:53,618 --> 01:05:56,416
-拜託
-我說真的
454
01:05:56,721 --> 01:05:59,086
不會，你看
455
01:05:59,524 --> 01:06:02,322
我征服它們了
456
01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:06,894
看吧，我是英雄
457
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,904
我們發現這東西卡在陰莖
458
01:06:21,179 --> 01:06:22,646
這打哪來的？
459
01:06:22,847 --> 01:06:25,907
齒列不是一門精密的科學
460
01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:31,189
齒根構造讓我覺得是鯊綱動物
461
01:06:31,189 --> 01:06:33,316
鯊魚跟魟魚等等
462
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:37,517
但齒冠讓我想到圓口類
463
01:06:37,628 --> 01:06:39,095
八目鰻
464
01:06:39,797 --> 01:06:42,527
看到尖端的鋸齒嗎
465
01:06:43,568 --> 01:06:48,606
所以這是鯊魚跟鰻魚的混種？
466
01:06:48,606 --> 01:06:52,906
不是，檢驗顯示這是人的
467
01:07:43,561 --> 01:07:44,925
怎麼了？
468
01:07:46,631 --> 01:07:48,359
沒事
469
01:07:49,834 --> 01:07:53,201
我只是不敢相信
470
01:07:54,538 --> 01:07:56,232
我也是
471
01:07:58,209 --> 01:08:00,700
我不敢相信你還活著
472
01:08:03,648 --> 01:08:05,080
對
473
01:08:20,331 --> 01:08:21,855
我來，謝謝
474
01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:37,872
你確定不想講事發經過？
475
01:09:22,793 --> 01:09:24,123
你要去哪？
476
01:09:24,762 --> 01:09:26,889
我得去警察局
477
01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:47,983
說不定你真的是我的英雄
478
01:10:04,702 --> 01:10:06,533
讚
479
01:10:10,074 --> 01:10:11,472
遜咖
480
01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,431
現在
481
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,080
她才不在那裡
482
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,673
是嗎？說話
483
01:10:20,284 --> 01:10:21,614
什麼？
484
01:10:21,919 --> 01:10:22,686
不要
485
01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:24,210
你聽到了嗎？
486
01:10:25,923 --> 01:10:27,720
太好了
487
01:10:29,460 --> 01:10:31,154
怎麼回事？
488
01:10:31,262 --> 01:10:32,626
沒事
489
01:10:35,766 --> 01:10:37,426
我們打了賭
490
01:10:37,768 --> 01:10:41,396
賭我能尬到你
491
01:10:43,974 --> 01:10:48,679
你們拿我打賭
492
01:10:48,679 --> 01:10:51,782
因為我發誓要禁慾？
493
01:10:51,782 --> 01:10:54,318
我知道你沒那麼神聖
494
01:10:54,318 --> 01:10:56,149
就有
495
01:10:56,153 --> 01:10:58,712
寶貝，你的嘴巴說一回事
496
01:10:59,223 --> 01:11:05,127
可是你的屄說的可不一樣
497
01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:16,932
媽的
498
01:11:31,555 --> 01:11:33,249
什麼爛英雄
499
01:11:47,838 --> 01:11:49,327
媽
500
01:11:59,550 --> 01:12:00,948
你是她女兒嗎？
501
01:12:04,855 --> 01:12:06,219
等一下
502
01:12:09,126 --> 01:12:10,650
坐一下
503
01:12:36,387 --> 01:12:37,546
兒子？
504
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:41,883
兒子
505
01:12:43,227 --> 01:12:45,354
爸，幹嘛
506
01:12:46,964 --> 01:12:49,830
小姐，失陪一下好嗎？
507
01:12:55,506 --> 01:12:57,530
我要你出去
508
01:12:58,676 --> 01:12:59,938
出去！
509
01:13:01,145 --> 01:13:02,407
什麼？
510
01:13:07,217 --> 01:13:12,279
是金的關係吧
511
01:13:12,323 --> 01:13:14,848
那個老屄要你踢我出去？
512
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:19,527
-屋漏偏逢連夜雨
-沒錯
513
01:13:21,298 --> 01:13:24,232
這一定有原因
514
01:13:24,602 --> 01:13:26,330
他神智不清
515
01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:31,638
看來不值得
516
01:13:36,213 --> 01:13:38,282
你得趕我出去才行
517
01:13:38,282 --> 01:13:40,977
我早該這麼做了
518
01:13:41,352 --> 01:13:42,944
對，你是該這麼做
519
01:14:12,049 --> 01:14:13,379
布萊德…
520
01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:16,080
老頭，現在是誰踢誰出去了？
521
01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:53,648
拜託
522
01:14:55,859 --> 01:14:57,553
兒子，求求你
523
01:14:59,296 --> 01:15:01,423
你為什麼要娶她？
524
01:15:01,999 --> 01:15:04,535
聽著，我知道你很愛你媽
525
01:15:04,535 --> 01:15:08,766
我媽？我根本不記得那馬子了
526
01:15:18,115 --> 01:15:20,310
你害她變成我妹
527
01:15:25,923 --> 01:15:27,890
爸，我愛她
528
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,557
她也愛你
529
01:15:33,731 --> 01:15:37,564
她很愛你，真的
530
01:15:56,553 --> 01:15:58,042
老媽，閉嘴
531
01:15:59,123 --> 01:16:01,090
回你的籠子去
532
01:16:01,859 --> 01:16:03,053
快點
533
01:16:37,194 --> 01:16:38,661
對不起
534
01:16:40,497 --> 01:16:43,333
我聽到她尖叫，但布萊德說別理她
535
01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:45,391
說她一天到晚這樣
536
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,703
真的很對不起
537
01:19:02,339 --> 01:19:04,431
你現在這樣是幹嘛？
538
01:19:07,244 --> 01:19:08,870
你害怕嗎？
539
01:19:28,899 --> 01:19:31,492
這超怪的
540
01:19:32,169 --> 01:19:33,636
等著吧
541
01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:40,304
等等
542
01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:51,943
你幹嘛…住手
543
01:21:02,426 --> 01:21:04,484
你懂我們錯過什麼嗎？
544
01:21:09,633 --> 01:21:13,296
你我一直知道最後會這樣吧？
545
01:21:16,540 --> 01:21:19,838
自從小時候，我…
546
01:22:39,556 --> 01:22:41,045
老媽，修理她
547
01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:00,197
放下來
548
01:23:02,712 --> 01:23:06,477
不！
549
01:23:26,770 --> 01:23:30,933
等等，唐兒，別丟下我
550
01:26:47,404 --> 01:26:57,370
劇終
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