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So guess what, David?

What's that power?

You'll never believe it.

Believe what?

I saw Pi yesterday.

Pi? Mm -hmm. How'd you do that?

It was pretty easy, actually.

Oh. Well, you know a lot about Pi?

What's that?

I saw your mom's Pi.

What? No, you didn't, dude.

Speaking of Pi, you know whose Pi I saw?

Who? Miss Johnson.

Oh, yeah?

That's why we got such high grades.

Funny, man. Oh, yeah.

You ever hear back from the colleges that you're applying to?

Yep, we got into every single one.

Oh, yeah.

And the girls there, too.

At least we're making money from the tutoring that we're doing.

Oh, yeah, and so you see some of those freshman girls?

Oh, yeah, they're super pretty. Mm -hmm. It's a shame that they're so slow. I

know. They're still not on geometry.

Is that really?

Yeah. I mean, acute, acute.

Mm -hmm. How hard can it really be?

How can you mix up acute with acute angles?

Exactly.

That's what their parents have to think.

Well, at least they're pretty.

Can you think you can shut the fuck up?

Why? You're not doing anything important.

We're studying.

Studying? We're also tutoring a bunch of... We have a lot of work to do. Oh,

you tutoring a bunch of other people? Oh, no, they're girls. This is how you

never get laid. Oh, are they dirty girls? We will get hot.

They're hot. They're hot? They're hot.

Yeah, I have a sense of having the nerdiest brother in school. Or do you

clue to the youth?

Do they eat dog food?

I just love this.

I know.

You got a little. We got to get back to work.

You know my favorite part. We got to get back to work. Oh.

Oh, my God. I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

Hi.

Let's just get back to sleep.

We don't have time for this. They're throwing their lives away.

Exactly.

Doug.

There it is.

That's not very ladylike.

Hey.

I heard mom and dad.

Sit down.

Tell me what to do.

Her mom and I were talking about... If you don't... If I don't... Pass the...

Because I hate you.

Semester. I think you're breaking up.

That if you don't pass... Okay. The semester... Because... That... You guys

aren't funny. That...

No, that's for cereal. All we do is suck a dick.

And then we get whatever we want.

Like a J -O -B?

We're not naked.

I'm alone.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Yeah, I would.

So I can put all this in the cup.

When you're in the cup.

Where do you think we got these shirts from?

Yeah, he picks out the coupons and I'll pick the places.

Anyway, this was fascinating.

Great. We've learned a lot. I just think that you guys are missing out

on life right now. It's all... This is life.

This is life.

School is life. No. Have you ever had kids to go? No.

Do you want to? Yeah.

Really?

It's just that you're really not, dude. Do you think she likes me?

No. She doesn't like you, dweeb.

She's a brat.

She's just messing with you, alright?

I mean, who'd want to bang a nerd like you?

Come on, dude. Take it back.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Yeah, you're right. I do take it back.

But, uh, hey.

Want to see something?

See you around.

Let's go upstairs.

I have something to show.

What is it?

I'll show you. I'll show you on my phone.

I'll close the door behind me.

What? You'll see.

You know how we were talking about pies earlier?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hold on. You're talking pumpkin pie? No, this is real pie.

You think you could turn it up a little bit?

Yeah.

Who's she looking at on the phone? It's probably me.

No way, Derek.

It probably is, dude. You saw how she was looking at me earlier.

thing she does, that's all she did. Too good for blackmail.

That's all she does all day?

No, all day, maybe two or three times a day. She's a... She's what they call an

info maniac.

Yeah.

Never. We'll never do that.

I just,

I can't stop thinking about what my stupid brother was saying about the

fund. I can't lose that.

You're not going to lose it. I'm never going to lose it. If I fail, I'll lose

it.

I know you're trying to bring me down or anything,

but you have to pass too.

are we going to do? We haven't been studying at all.

You've been taking me to all these parties and it's been really fun.

I mean, figure it out. Yeah.

Yeah. You're right. We do.

But if we both fail, we're both fucked.

You do have a point there.

Yeah. And I'll lose the trust fund.

And then what are we going to do?

Hmm? Hmm.

What are we going to do? What are we going to do?

Um, our brothers are practically geniuses. They would know what to do.

I don't know. Our brother, he looks smart, but he's not.

Oh, God.

Well, I still don't know what he does.

There's no way they're going to help us after earlier.

I'm desperate.

We have to ask your app, please. I know, but.

Okay. Well, we got to do what we got to do, right?

Yeah. Well,

I. I bet they'd like some positive attention anyway, so... Okay, okay,

Go see.

Oh. Well, she's just messing around.

She's a little bitch anyway.

Yeah, she seems like one. Yeah. What are they... Jesus.

What the fuck are you watching? Oh, shit.

Give me that!

No! No!

Shut up!

I'm being a turtle!

Stop being a turtle. Did you record?

You seriously?

That's sick.

We're not talking about it. But you need to get rid of that for sure.

But the reason we came in here... Why are you in here? Yeah, you shouldn't be

here. Didn't you girls see their sign?

It's 4 .0 and only.

The reason we came in here is you were right about finals. We need help.

And you were thinking...

Since y 'all are so smart, maybe you could hack into the system and fix our

grades if we don't have... You could do that, right? Could you do it? Why?

First of all, is this a possibility? Yeah. Are you thinking what I'm

David?

Oh. I think I... Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

I know.

We have an idea.

You guys have to know what we mean.

Sexual intercourse.

Oh, my God.

I don't want sexual intercourse.

Just the way you said it. So you want us to all be fine girls?

Yeah, I mean, I guess.

We can get girls.

We can get a bunch of, like, we're helping you two out. You have to help us

Wait. What do you mean?

We just said it. Yeah.

You know, we... We smushed.

We smushed?

I'm sorry, we what?

We smushed. You're my stepbrother.

In your mind. What are you talking about?

Are you crazy? You already fucking filmed me. So what the fuck is this?

I fuck you.

You fuck David.

Yeah.

It's not weird.

No. It's not, is it? I'm sorry.

It's not weird now.

It's not weird now. It's not weird now.

Are you serious? There's your life, my brother.

Do you guys want a house or no?

Anything else.

Anything else. Name it. You want my car?

You want to wear my clothes?

Well, I don't fucking care.

We'll be downstairs waiting for you to give us the answer.

He's smart.

He's smart.

You can kill them. I can actually kill them.

Are they serious?

They can't be that serious.

No. No.

I'm not going to let them fuck you.

I mean, not that you're not hot. You're really hot. I get it, but... Ew.

We're not going to... You're not that bad. I mean,

he's my stepbrother, too.

He's my stepbrother. At least you're not like our brothers or anything. That

would be so much weirder. We would never do that. No. No.

No. But I mean, I really need that trust fund.

I won't be okay if I don't get it.

Just so you know, I'm taking one for the team here.

I'm not that desperate. I'm not leaving that trust fund.

I can't believe I'm doing this for you. I'm still not sure we're doing this.

I'm following you. I don't like it.

You think they're going to come down?

I hope so. We're going to get some pie.

What are

you doing?

Put that back on the wall, Tyler.

Oh,

my God.

It's time for sexual intercourse.

Okay.

You're making this a lot harder.

Well, we're interested in learning what we learned in health class and we want

them to practice.

Oh, don't talk.

This is really what you want?

There's not anything else. I mean, I can literally give you my car.

You asked us what we want, and I told you.

I think I've already seen one before.

What, a Volvo?

Yeah, like a real one.

Like a real one.

We'll find out.

We'll figure it out.

But no, no we haven't. We already matched in health class.

Tyler just shut up. I get it, don't you?

I hate your brother and my brother. I hate your brother and my brother. I

know, dude.

I hate your brother.

We're not really your brothers, though.

That's the only reason. Oh, I'm making it so much fucking better. So much

better.

What the fuck do we have to do?

What do you want? What do you want right now?

We're doing it. We agree.

Oh my god, you guys didn't have to find out already. You don't know what you

want. You don't even know what you want.

Well, you're the experienced ones in this area. I am not helping you. You're

getting any help.

Figure it out, Gary. What do you want to see? I mean, tip out.

Just start feeling a little bit. Oh, God.

Earl.

Go ahead.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Look in your brain.

You knew what I was wearing at the party.

God.

I love you. Thank you.

I love you.

Ryan. Oh, my God.

The tits are underneath the bra, Tyler.

I'm just working my way up.

Chet, go.

You could have stayed home. You could have studied.

Chet, I get it. Fine. Sorry.

Thank you for helping me.

Amazing.

What's up? I can play with you all day.

All day?

All day.

There's no time limit.

We get to make some rules in the exchange.

We have not helped any of you guys.

I

told

you she was going to meet David.

What makes you think he's in need, Tyler?

Look. Like, even at all.

Look what I'm doing.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

No. This is because you're hacking it for her.

This would never happen otherwise.

So? Well, not in our world.

Are you done yet?

Mm -mm. Yeah. Yeah. This is probably good, right?

No. Mm -mm. Mm -mm.

Saying no.

Oh my

god.

You guys want help, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh my god. Can I just take them down?

Yes, please.

I think I'll do that.

Oh, thank you.

What? I'm doing my best.

Yeah, you can do that.

I just watched my brother take your pants off.

It was fine. It felt as bad as it actually felt. It was fine. Yeah, it was

It was super fine. It was great.

Oh, my God.

What are you trying to find?

Maybe I can direct here.

Maybe that's your health class.

Oh, God.

She said you got an A in health class.

Can we use the hot -cold system?

Is that being me?

What are you doing?

I keep going until I get a reaction out of you. You think these girls will be

off of that?

Ooh.

Relax.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Just stop.

Yeah, right. Just put your mouth there.

I'm the best friend ever.

You better take care of me. I will. I promise.

Oh, look at the time, guys.

Oh, my glasses are falling. Yeah. Are we maybe?

No.

I mean, you guys haven't done this before. You can't last that long, right?

No.

I don't know. We don't.

He's my stepbrother, okay? We're not even fucking related. I don't claim him

all.

It's in land. You know what it is, he said.

Heather!

He's not lying. I am. We're not even blood related.

Okay, fine, yeah. I did this to you.

Yeah?

So, just what's the note? What are you doing?

They're important.

Yeah.

I hear that. Yeah, by the way.

I did. I think you ladies know what to do next.

Why don't you tell us, Tyler, since you're all fucking knowing.

Why don't you guys be expert?

Um, I wouldn't say expert.

Please don't fucking tell us.

You get to be a bunch of babies.

We just hide in the shower during PE class so we

know they're clean.

Like 10 seconds of it?

No, it was not.

Can you not count?

No, no, the grade's dropping right now.

It's not a D+. Great.

Grade here, D +, share it now.

No, it was guaranteed B for hop on here.

Well, we have to make the grade look realistic, so we have to have them.

I'm going to find it. Oh, my God. Okay, I'll stop. Good point.

You think I feel any better?

We both have to pass.

It's not all my fault.

We're about to.

Did you guys hear that?

No,

we used to.

I remember we specifically said sexual

intercourse.

Do it if you never did it again.

Don't do that ever.

Ever.

Ever again.

Ever. Right?

Right?

Don't ask me if you don't want me.

I'm over here, too.

You kind of deserve it.

You have to pass, too. You're blaming me.

I'm listening.

Hold it up. Can you hold it up at least? If I can sit on it?

You didn't say how long.

Not like your brother could talk anymore.

I guess yours can't either.

No respect.

Let's go.

No, no more ideas. No more ideas.

This was intercourse. This was intercourse. This was the deal.

I think... We should switch.

No. No.

Hey, you guys want help, don't you?

I fucked your fucking nerdy friend. You want to fuck me?

You want to fuck me? You can't fuck me.

Then shut the fuck up.

You want to fuck her?

You want to fuck her?

I mean, you're hot, but like... And

we promise you'll get past him.

I want a fucking A. No, I, I, no.

I want an A fucking plus.

Alex, Alex, another right, let's be realistic.

We want B.

We could do D.

We're not going to get 85.

You're right, it would be super.

But I want to be.

But I want to be.

Okay. B -plus.

B -plus.

We'll see what we can do. 87.

No, 88.

Okay. Yeah, okay. That's fine.

Dude,

your hair looks great.

You have to pass.

It's not just me.

Shut up, Tyler.

Well, she feels so good.

She's like, I don't want to be with her.

No, I kind of want to be with her. I don't know.

So, are you girls ready?

As we'll ever be.

Do you have to wear those socks?

I think we do.

There's nothing wrong.

No. No, you're right.

How does this work?

Jesus Christ.

You're such a fucking pervert. I don't want to hear it.

Just do it. Just do it. Just get over it.

Oh. Fucking couch.

Turn around.

Turn around?

I want to see the balance.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up.

I think I'll go.

I don't have to do that, lady.

Oh, God.

I lied.

I think you might have picked the wrong one.

It is too late. It is too late. I'm not getting it back.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Sit on it.

Get her wet, baby.

Are you?

Are you?

Fucking hell no.

Does it have to be right there?

Right there. Where do you want me to put it? I don't know. Anywhere else.

you get your sister pregnant?

Well, what if you get your sister pregnant?

Oh, Tyler!

Don't even talk about it!

I know you want to touch her. I have enough of you on me. I know you want to

touch her.

Well, we don't have to tell our parents then.

I think it's okay.

That will happen though. I don't know how they would feel about that.