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[Haunting music]
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[howling]
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NARRATOR: Can nature go crazy?
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Can animal violence and madness
create bloodthirsty killers?
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Can nature take revenge?
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The answers are yes.
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Whether they're B-movies
or elevated studio pictures--
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There's something
strange in the woods,
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and I don't know what it is.
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I feel like every animal
out there is watching us.
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--when the director's vision
is firing on all cylinders,
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you as the audience member
are seated right there with
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the character that
you're watching
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as they're experiencing this
horror, and it's fucking great.
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[trumpeting]
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What the hell is that?
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Elephants!
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And they just
don't seem to stop.
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That's what makes these greatest
moments or these greatest films
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so special, so powerful.
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[screaming]
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JOSH MILLER: An
animal attack movie
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is definitely a monster movie.
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It's the dragon in the cave that
we should just not have gone
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to mess with or
movies like Cujo,
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where it's like
your best friend,
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and they become a monster.
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We're drawn to
animal attacks movies,
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and we love movies about
being the prey hunted
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by a natural predator,
because on some level,
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we know it's true.
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If you plop us in the
woods or on the ocean,
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and you put an apex predator
in the picture, suddenly,
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we look like what we are,
which are vulnerable,
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not very powerful little monkeys
just waiting to be eaten.
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What are the must-see
animal attack movies?
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The Birds, I remember
the birds being
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terrifying when I was a child.
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The idea of taking day time
and such mundane things
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as just regular birds.
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This killer is coming at
you from every direction.
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Yeah, it was scary.
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Obviously, a bird can't
really do that to you,
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but at the time, it
seemed believable.
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Thing I love about the
Birds is Tippi Hedren's
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performance, which is unhinged.
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I think you're the
cause of all this.
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I think you're evil, evil!
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Just somebody who
is clearly terrified,
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and in fear for their life,
and in legitimate danger.
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It is such an iconic
horror performance.
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The lasting impact of
Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds,
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especially on animal
attack movies,
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is you can see in anything where
the idea is the slowly mounting
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number of animals, where
there's inevitably going to be
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that shot where
someone's looking around
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and you see all these
animals that, on their own,
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you would never be afraid of.
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And it's the idea that if
there's enough of any species
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of animal, the
sheer volume of them
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becomes very either unnerving
or inevitably terrifying.
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You see a movie a hundred
times, and then at one
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point, you go, what?
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We've got to get the
children out of here.
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They're in the school,
and outside the school,
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there's a bunch of birds.
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So the teachers go, we
got to get out of here!
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No, you're right where
you're supposed to be.
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[screaming]
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It's like Hooper,
Brody, and Quint going,
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maybe we should think
about this, Quint.
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Let's take a dip, and we'll
talk about it in the water.
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JOE HILL: It is
a gripping vision
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of social breakdown in
the face of an unexpected
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and unexplained threat.
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It's Jaws before there was jaws.
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Willard, an
animal attack movie
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that came out before Jaws,
ended up with its own imitators.
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Maybe that was trying to go
for a Birds vibe, but I think
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it's a very original movie,
looking back at it, of just--
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it's almost like a drama
that had this weird element
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of the killer animals.
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His dad died; and
Ernest Borgnine
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is running his dad's company,
and doesn't respect him,
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and seems to actually
take pleasure in teasing
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him and pranking him at work.
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I carried your father
on my back for years,
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and now I'm carrying you.
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Like a lot of children who
grew up in the '70s I was
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terrified of Ernest Borgnine.
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What's the matter, Tiger?
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Got a little nervous stomach?
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So to see him attacked
by rats was actually
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something quite pleasant.
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Tear him up!
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No, wait.
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No, no!
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No, wait, wait, no!
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No, no, no, wait, no, no, no!
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No!
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Let me out!
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Let me out!
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[screaming]
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I loved Willard.
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It was the perfect
amount of rats.
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It was creepy.
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It was fun.
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Willard felt like he could
really have happened anywhere,
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if you just pissed off a kid
who was friends with a rat,
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and the rat decided, you
know, I got friends, too,
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and we're going to get you.
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[screaming]
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Do something!
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No, don't!
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Don't leave me.
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It was like a gang.
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It was like the
Crips but with rats.
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Oh, god!
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Emma, Emma, get
something on his body.
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It'll neutralize the venom.
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These nature strikes back
movies culturally caught
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the wave of
environmental awareness
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in the late '60s or early
'70s, where you got Willard,
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Ben, Frogs.
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And the underlying
score was that mankind
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has pushed nature
around, and now
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nature is going to push back.
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And then it just became,
what animal haven't we done?
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Billions of dollars have
been spent to make these
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nuclear plants safe, fail-safe.
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The odds against anything going
wrong are astronomical, doctor.
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I appreciate that,
doctor, but let me ask you--
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in all your
fail-safe techniques,
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is there any provision against
an attack by killer bees?
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[beeping]
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The Swarm should
have worked, but
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people aren't afraid of bees.
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Every sort of animal
was running amok
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at some point over the '70s.
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Squirm is another
movie where it's
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not about mutated,
over-sized whatever.
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It's basically taking a creature
that people are grossed out
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by anyway and saying,
well, what if there were
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lots, and lots,
and lots of them,
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and they all turned on humanity?
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Very few things in horror
movies that disturbed me.
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Squirm is one of them.
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Directed by the
great Jeff Lieberman,
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and I believe he had the
idea for the story when
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lightning struck the
ground in his backyard,
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and all the worms came up.
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But he witnessed this as a
kid, and it stuck with him.
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There's an homage
to Psycho, which
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is insanely disturbing, albeit
so ridiculous, it's funny.
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He had Rick Baker
doing his effects.
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It's an early Rick Baker film.
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The whole worm face thing
where you see them burrowing
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into the guy's
flesh, there's lots
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of great kind of icky, scary,
gross moments in that film.
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So these movies were
well-intentioned and all about
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the consequence of treating
the environment poorly,
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And then comes Jaws.
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And Jaws becomes not only the
most important and influential
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animal attack movie of all time,
but potentially the biggest
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game-changer in
Hollywood history
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in terms of the
trajectory of movies
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moving forward from 1975 on.
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JOE HILL: As far as, what
is the greatest animal
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attacks film of all time?
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This one, there's not
a lot of suspense.
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It's pretty clear the greatest
animal attacks film of all time
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is Jaws.
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I think everyone
in my generation,
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when you ask them about
their favorite movie,
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they go for Jaws, because that
film is absolutely perfect.
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It's like, what did he do there?
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It's insane.
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It's like he took
a B-monster movie
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and changed cinema forever.
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What is so
brilliant about Jaws
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is obviously Spielberg at
the beginning of his career.
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And we've all heard the
story, and the shark
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named Bruce didn't work,
and all that stuff.
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It is a perfect example of
how mistakes and failures
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are often the doorways to gold.
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The solution is
what becomes iconic.
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The terror of Jaws
is the confidence
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that this genius
director had in just
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showing as the camera comes in.
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Roy Scheider sitting on
that beach looking like,
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that is the horror.
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[screaming]
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--the office and a garbage
truck next to the office.
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It's like, you can
build the coolest robot
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shark of all time, but
they don't strike fear
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into my heart the way that
those really excellently
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executed ones can do.
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I can go slow ahead.
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Come on down and chum
some of this shit.
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I think I saw Jaws
when I was about 10--
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You're going to
need a bigger boat.
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--and I was sitting
next to my cousin.
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You have that scene where they
go out to the little boat,
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and he sees the big shark
tooth, which already had me.
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And I was like, get
out of that water.
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And then when the head comes
rolling through that open spot,
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I was so jarred, I jumped out
of my seat into my cousin's lap.
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So Jaws holds for me some
of the biggest scares
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I ever had as a horror fan.
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It's the sound of
it that's so awful.
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It's just like that first grab
down, and she goes, [gurgling]..
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You go, oh god, you know.
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And as a kid, you're
believing, well, she
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can grab on that buoy,
and she's going to be OK.
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No, she's not going to be OK.
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God, please, no!
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Nobody wanted to
go to the beach.
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Nobody wanted to
get in the water.
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It was just like,
everyone was convinced
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that a gigantic shark could
come up in water this deep
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and just bite your legs off.
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It caused such a weird
psychological crater
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in America in particular.
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People just got
it in their heads
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that beaches weren't safe
unless we made them shark-free.
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And it became popular
for people to just
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go out and kill as many
sharks as possible on trips.
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Some scientists say that only
now are certain shark species
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recovering from the
over-harvesting and excessive
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hunting in the wake of Jaws.
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For Christ's sake,
tomorrow's the 4th of July,
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and we will be
open for business.
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The movie holds up
after so many years.
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I had a couple of
friends who had
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never seen it, which you always
go, who hasn't seen Jaws?
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And we had three people with
us that had never seen Jaws,
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and they were just horrified.
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So I was just like,
oh wow, OK, so you can
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still scare people with this.
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MAN: Have they
pushed him too far?
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WOMAN: Clovis.
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[screaming]
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TED GEOGHEGAN: My
favorite animal attack
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movie is Joe Dante's Piranha.
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It had come out
shortly after Jaws,
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and they knew exactly what they
were doing with this movie.
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The water is filled with
carnivorous fish, piranha.
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And they had a movie
that, essentially, it was
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just Jaws with a thousand jaws.
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The craziest
thing about Piranha
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is that it was written by the
great American screenwriter
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and novelist John Sayles.
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Nice night, huh?
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And finding out that John
Sayles wrote the script
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for Piranha is a little bit like
learning that John Steinbeck
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wrote the script for Porky's.
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There's a huge cognitive
dissonance there.
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One of the things I
love so much about Piranha
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is that it's so shameless
in what it does.
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The movie literally
starts with a character
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playing a Jaws video game.
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And it never lets up
throughout the entire thing.
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This is early Joe
Dante, pre-Gremlins,
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when he is just going nuts.
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Joe Dante does what
Steven Spielberg would
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never dream of doing,
and he actually
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has POV shots of the piranha.
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We actually follow
the piranha as they
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skimmer, skimmer, skimmer
right up to people's butts,
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right up to their boobs.
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It's pretty crass, but it's
silly, wonderful 1970s crass
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that everyone is having
a good time with.
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HEIDI HONEYCUTT: I think I saw
the movie for the first time
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when I was very little,
and I didn't ever
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think about piranhas
biting my butt before when
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I was in an inner tube.
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But I thought about it
every day since then
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because of this film.
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Help me!
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The other thing
about Piranha is
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it's the second best animal
attacks movie written by John
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Sayles, and he only wrote two.
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Alligator, which is another
John Sayles bad animal movie,
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in the '70s and '80s, you
could buy baby crocodiles,
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and bring them home, and
keep them in your aquarium.
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But then when they
started to get too big,
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people would flush
them down the toilet.
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And so this imagined a
alligator getting flushed down
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the toilet in the 1970s,
and encountering some kind
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of toxic slime, and eventually
becoming massive, feeding off
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derelicts and stray children.
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Alligator is brilliant.
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It's treated as a
very serious crisis,
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but of course, you have a
cop that no one believes,
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and then until it
starts to go wrong.
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An when it starts to go wrong,
that's really where it becomes
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really fun.
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And it has, I think, one
of the all-time great animal
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attack moments, especially,
you see it at a young age,
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and it just fries
in your mind, which
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is a kid at a birthday party.
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They're dressed up as
pirates, and they're
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making him innocently
walk the plank,
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which is the diving board
of his swimming pool.
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And they turn on the lights,
and the alligator's in there.
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It took a lot of
inspiration from Jaws.
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Our city needs us
in this moment.
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We've got to not let anybody
know that there's this problem
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right under the surface.
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And if we can keep it a secret
and we can hire some yahoos
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with shotguns to take
care of this for us,
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we're going to be OK.
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I've flown in Colonel Brock
to take charge of the operation.
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Take charge?
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Yeah, well, he's
hunted big game
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animals all over the world.
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It's about power, money,
greedy, gross people that
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don't want to utilize
science or education as a way
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of helping let people
know what's going on
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and taking care of a problem.
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Bring in the big
guns, and guess what?
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They get fucked.
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Sometimes, I love
a film that makes
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it real hard to watch a
character suffer or be killed.
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But sometimes, that's really fun
when this person's a real piece
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of shit, and you
get to watch them
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get chomped by an alligator.
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[screaming]
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Animal attack movies
push all sorts of buttons.
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It's the classic
storytelling structure.
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For man versus man,
man versus nature,
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you either have an animal that's
pushed too far because of man's
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abuse, or you have
animals that are
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lashing out due to
environmental changes,
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like Day of the Animals.
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That movie is literally about
the ozone layer being depleted.
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The ozone layer is
of profound importance
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because it protects us
from the harmful effects
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of the sun's radiation.
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RYAN TUREK: And the
animals lose their minds.
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You have pretty
much every kind
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of animal imaginable
that's local to that area
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going after the characters.
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It's like they all got
together, and it's like, OK,
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the wildcats are going
after these guys,
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and the eagles and hawks will
take this girl out, and so on.
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One thing for sure,
a lot of well-fed
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animals running around.
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Girdler gets these
great shots that--
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pre-CG compositing
is really amazing.
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He does a great job of doing
these shots where they'll just
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have a bear walk by in the
background and an eagle land
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all in the same shot.
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And just imagining what they
were doing behind the scenes,
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I think now, that you wouldn't
think twice because you're just
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like, none of those animals
were in the same frame
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at the same time.
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Oh god, no!
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No!
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In the story, they just keep
getting attacked by animals,
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and as happens with
any of these movies,
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they start to turn
on each other.
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You lily-livered punk, I'm
running this camping trip!
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That one is also
memorable because it
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features Leslie Nielsen who, at
the time, was a dramatic actor.
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This was three years
before Airplane.
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But it's one of the great
comedic performances
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of his career.
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Shut up, you little
cockroach, or I'll
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shove you off the cliff!
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He plays this
alpha male-type who,
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when things start going
crazy, starts going a little
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nuts himself and
starts leching after
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this young girl in the group.
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He has this memorable
line where he says--
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I take what I want, and I give
you what I want to give you.
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And right now, I want that.
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And then, he eventually,
in the middle of the night,
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in a raging thunderstorm,
strips off his shirt
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and wrestles a bear.
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And it's one of the
great camp moments
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in horror cinema of the '70s.
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RYAN TUREK: There's one that
I would love to mention,
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and it's tricky,
talking about some
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of these Italian
animal attack movies,
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because there was
suspected animal abuse
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or just mishandling of animals.
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Yeah, that's the way.
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RYAN TUREK: But there is
this film called Wild Beasts
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from the '80s that is basically
what happens if PCP gets
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into the water supply of
a bunch of zoo animals
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and they go crazy.
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[screaming]
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WOMAN: Tommy!
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RYAN TUREK: There was
one scene I remember,
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it was like a big cat, and
it was chasing this cab
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through the streets of Italy.
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And I just like,
what is going on?
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It's so beautifully
shot, the way
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this animal is chasing this
convertible down the street.
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And the music, and the
way it all comes together,
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and where all the planets came
into alignment to make what
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is a perfect
cinematic chase scene.
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It's definitely the greatest
"animal chasing after a car"
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chase scene in cinema history.
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Hey, look at that.
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She's not crazy.
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She's being chased by a cheetah.
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Don't shoot him!
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[whimpering]
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Cujo, what's the matter?
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Cujo!
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Cujo!
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It seems like cats are
the worst horror pets,
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but that's only because of
our prejudice towards cats
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and our favoritism towards dogs.
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Dogs are wonderful
in horror movies
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because they'll
often be helpful.
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But what about Cujo?
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That's a bad dog.
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He's a very bad dog.
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There is nothing
wrong with Cujo.
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Cujo was a good boy.
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He just got pushed into
a cave chasing a rabbit,
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and he got bit by a bat.
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He was never bad.
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He was just a victim
of this circumstance.
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And that movie is heartbreaking
to watch, as well.
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Killer dog movies,
I think, they're
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always unnerving because they're
supposed to be our friends,
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and people love getting big
dogs because they're so cuddly.
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But every now and
then, you got to think,
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could I take my own dog in
a fight if it came to it?
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And I think if you
own a Saint Bernard,
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the answer is always no.
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The reason that
Cujo is so intense,
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somewhat unusually for
an animal attack film,
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is that it's so claustrophobic.
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Dee Wallace and
her son are trapped
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in this car on a sweltering
day, and there's nowhere to go.
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And Cujo is just so
scary, and drooling,
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and vicious, and
relentless, you really
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feel the dog's merciless rage.
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And that, combined with how
trapped they are in the car,
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is-- it's very hard to watch.
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I want to go home.
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It's not a monster.
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It's just a doggy.
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The thing about
Cujo is that it
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has this towering performance
by Dee Wallace in it,
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where she explores about a
thousand shades of grief,
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and pain, and resilience.
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Please, God, get
me out of here.
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The fact that it was never
recognized with any award
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nominations or serious
critical notice
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is a reminder that horror
films can't get no respect.
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A similar performance in a
straight drama, I would think,
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would have instantly put
her into the conversation
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for Best Actress for that year.
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Well, come on, then!
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If Cujo has lasted,
it's because of that Dee
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Wallace performance.
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Supper's ready.
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Come and get it.
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DANA GOULD: I love
Arachnophobia.
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It's really scary--
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Rock and roll.
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DANA GOULD: --and really funny.
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It's bad luck to kill
a spider in a new house.
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Just made that up,
didn't you, dear?
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Those
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Are not easy to do in tandem.
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There are four or five
ways to do it right
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and 400 or 500 ways
to do it wrong.
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Arachnophobia takes place
in Spielbergia, you know,
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00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,580
where Poltergeist took place
and where ET took place.
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00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,240
Come on, we live
in the country now.
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It's time to work through this
irrational, paralyzing terror.
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It's not irrational.
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But the people
behave in a way that's
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normal as opposed to in a
stylized acceptance of a horror
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movie.
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And that's why it's funny.
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Chris, I'm scared to death.
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Yeah, we all
are, but our brains
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secrete a neurotransmitter that
enables us to deal with them.
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00:29:55,830 --> 00:29:59,010
I don't think I have that
particular neurotransmitter.
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It is a classic product
from the years when the Steven
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Spielberg machine could produce
fun, funny, scary family
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entertainment that
included a spider crawling
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out of a corpse's nose.
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I took my sister and my
cousin to see Arachnophobia,
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and they were very little.
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And I drove, and what a mistake.
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We could not even get
back on the highway.
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They were freaking
out like there
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were spiders and
eight-legged crawlies coming
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from every corner, screaming.
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I'm like, you're going
to make me crash the car.
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In the last decade,
there has been
501
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:58,850
some really interesting writing
about why we love horror films.
502
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,810
One of the reasons
we are drawn to them
503
00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:04,380
is because they give us
an evolutionary advantage.
504
00:31:04,510 --> 00:31:08,990
We are able to experience
stressful, frightening
505
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,820
situations in the safe
playground of our imagination.
506
00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:16,960
We can explore terrifying
scenarios without actually
507
00:31:17,130 --> 00:31:19,310
having to live through
them because we can
508
00:31:19,390 --> 00:31:23,440
live through them in a story.
509
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:27,530
There are some primal,
ancient dangers to your life
510
00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:29,010
and to mine--
511
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:32,020
snakes, sharks, spiders.
512
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:39,150
So Arachnophobia
plays to those fears
513
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,590
that are deeply ingrained.
514
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,110
And when you ask
yourself, why would
515
00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:46,160
we want to face that fear?
516
00:31:46,290 --> 00:31:51,210
We face it so if we
ever were confronted
517
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:54,260
with a big, hairy, poisonous
spider in real life,
518
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:55,560
we would know how to act.
519
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:02,440
We wouldn't just be paralyzed
with terror, because we've
520
00:32:02,610 --> 00:32:05,050
already faced that spider
a few times already
521
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:06,050
in films and in stories.
522
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,140
Nature run amok movies
can go through cycles.
523
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,940
The '70s, obviously,
very serious-minded.
524
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:24,020
What in hell are you?
525
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,770
RYAN TUREK: And the '80s,
went a little more crazier.
526
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,600
Keep moving up through the
'90s, you've got Lake Placid.
527
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,670
That was a little bit more zany,
because at that point, when
528
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,320
you're dealing with
nature run amok movies,
529
00:33:02,450 --> 00:33:05,540
the audience is just straight
up expecting some sort of tongue
530
00:33:05,670 --> 00:33:07,110
to be planted firmly in cheek.
531
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,680
Come and get it.
532
00:33:09,810 --> 00:33:12,120
Ugh.
533
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,420
[mooing]
534
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:16,990
I like the writing.
535
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,860
I like the relationships.
536
00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:20,730
Well, your husband, Bernie,
you didn't by any chance
537
00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:23,260
lead him to the
lake blindfolded?
538
00:33:23,390 --> 00:33:25,780
If I had a dick, this is
where I'd tell you to suck it.
539
00:33:25,910 --> 00:33:28,520
Felt like the kind
of whip smart humor--
540
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,790
Crocodiles can't
swim in saltwater.
541
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,880
Yeah, well, that'll
be your little secret.
542
00:33:34,050 --> 00:33:38,360
You got Brendan Gleason
playing this snarky sheriff.
543
00:33:38,490 --> 00:33:40,230
Oh, god!
544
00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:41,620
Oh!
Are there two?
545
00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:42,580
I think there's two.
546
00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:43,800
There's two.
- I can see that.
547
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,710
- You all right?
- He bit me!
548
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,150
- You OK?
- He bit me.
549
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,410
There's two.
There's two.
550
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,110
I can count.
551
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,810
Back to one.
552
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:59,950
And so by the time
you get to Cocaine Bear
553
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,690
and Elizabeth Banks
directing, that pairing--
554
00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:04,780
you can't be serious.
555
00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:07,340
I am a city person.
556
00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:08,950
When I go in the woods,
when I go hiking,
557
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,130
one of my biggest
fears is bears.
558
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:18,920
So Cocaine Bear, it's
a bear and her cubs,
559
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:22,620
but the bear is on cocaine,
which makes it way more
560
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:25,880
scary than just a typical bear.
561
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:26,930
[screaming]
562
00:34:26,970 --> 00:34:29,540
A bear did cocaine, dad.
563
00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:30,980
Fuck this!
564
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,410
And I did not know
until I watched this movie
565
00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:35,290
that bears can climb trees.
566
00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:36,630
Bears can't climb trees.
567
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,850
Of course, they can!
568
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,510
Then why are you up here?
569
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,160
Is that even real?
570
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:45,170
I don't know, but
a bear on cocaine
571
00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,730
seems like it'd be
able to climb a tree.
572
00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:49,730
Oh, no, no, no, oh, no!
573
00:34:49,910 --> 00:34:50,560
No!
574
00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:52,610
No!
575
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:54,740
I didn't know that it was
going to be as gory as it was.
576
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,440
It's like, I knew
it was going to be
577
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:03,010
about a bear that takes
cocaine, and then the bear
578
00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:04,660
goes crazy and chases people.
579
00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:06,360
I figured some people will die.
580
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,280
But I didn't realize
that the deaths
581
00:35:09,410 --> 00:35:12,800
were going to be so funny,
and good, and over the top.
582
00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:14,890
They do not hold back
at all with the deaths.
583
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,850
I think we went in like,
OK, let's go see this,
584
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:23,680
because we see everything.
585
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:27,080
And wow, what a surprise.
586
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,430
Did it use cocaine?
587
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,120
It was so wacky
and really fun.
588
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,740
I think the campiness
of the bear really added
589
00:35:36,910 --> 00:35:39,220
to the effect of the film.
590
00:35:39,310 --> 00:35:40,480
If it was too
realistic, it probably
591
00:35:40,610 --> 00:35:43,790
wouldn't have been as funny.
592
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,100
It might not be the best
animal attacks film ever made,
593
00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:49,010
but it certainly is
the best movie ever
594
00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:49,790
made about a bear on cocaine.
595
00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:53,540
That's a fucking bear.
596
00:35:58,370 --> 00:36:01,550
One problem, I guess,
morally, you could say,
597
00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:04,030
with animal attack movies
is I know a lot of people
598
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,200
are sensitive about
the mistreatment
599
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:13,600
of animals on screen, even
with our best intentions.
600
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,950
And so it is nice that
special effects have gotten
601
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,870
to the point where
they maybe didn't need
602
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,390
a real bear in Cocaine Bear.
603
00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:24,390
But I'd be lying if I said that
I don't miss seeing a really
604
00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:28,270
good animal performance,
because when it's really good,
605
00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:32,230
it's so much scarier
and more impressive,
606
00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:33,970
because you're just
like, how did they
607
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:38,410
get this animal to do that?
608
00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:40,190
And a perfect example
to me is the movie,
609
00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:43,240
the Edge, starring Anthony
Hopkins and Alec Baldwin.
610
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,330
The whole middle
section of that movie
611
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:48,770
is just them being
stalked by and eventually
612
00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:58,560
realizing they need to
kill this bear, played
613
00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:03,480
by one of the great
animal actors of all time,
614
00:37:03,610 --> 00:37:04,430
Bart the Bear--
615
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,440
The bear is going to chase me.
616
00:37:09,570 --> 00:37:10,960
JOSH MILLER: --who I
grew up with knowing
617
00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:13,360
as the Bald-Headed
Bear from John
618
00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:15,790
Hughes's the Great Outdoors.
619
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,750
He's the bear that they
get to bounce up and down
620
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,800
on supposedly John Candy, but it
was his trainer, who also plays
621
00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:26,280
Alec Baldwin and Anthony
Hopkins in the Edge anytime
622
00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:27,460
he has to fight with Bart.
623
00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:34,550
He does real acting.
624
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,120
If you watch the movie, the
first time Anthony Hopkins
625
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,250
and the bear see each other,
they just get this shot of Bart
626
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,610
where he makes the most
menacing, angry face.
627
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,780
And I'm sure in real
life, his trainer just
628
00:37:46,910 --> 00:37:49,350
said something to him, and
put his ears down, and then
629
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,180
gave him an apple after.
630
00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:53,920
CHARLES: Come on, son of a--
631
00:37:54,090 --> 00:37:56,050
JOE BEGOS: That has, I think,
the best man-versus-bear fight
632
00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:58,790
ever put to film.
633
00:37:58,970 --> 00:38:00,320
It is very smartly
done, and it's
634
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,970
big, wide, anamorphic
lenses, huge, huge budget.
635
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:06,370
And yeah, there's a bear fight
in it where it's 95% real bear.
636
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:07,980
I don't think
there's any CG in it
637
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:10,110
and stuff that isn't real bears,
close-ups of animatronics,
638
00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:13,370
but it looks phenomenal.
639
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,030
Bart the Bear just
looks so giant,
640
00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:17,160
and he's getting up on his
hind legs and hitting the book,
641
00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:18,900
and it's awesome.
642
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:25,520
If you compare that
with any CG bear,
643
00:38:25,650 --> 00:38:28,000
I don't know how you
couldn't agree that Bart
644
00:38:28,130 --> 00:38:29,650
has that something special.
645
00:38:29,690 --> 00:38:30,960
Same reason you
don't want to replace
646
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:33,040
humans with too much CG.
647
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,570
There's a natural
quality in there.
648
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,960
Come on!
649
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:36,530
CHARLES: Come on!
650
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,560
Oh, god.
651
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,990
I've had it with these
motherfucking snakes
652
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,560
on this motherfucking plane!
653
00:40:00,260 --> 00:40:01,960
So one of the
rules of Maitua is
654
00:40:02,090 --> 00:40:03,830
that you have only
one chance to complain
655
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,490
about the heat and the flies.
656
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:11,750
Rogue is the crazy crocodile
movie by Greg McLean, who
657
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,410
is an Australian director,
who I don't think
658
00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:15,320
gets enough credit
for his contributions
659
00:40:15,450 --> 00:40:16,500
to the horror world.
660
00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:18,240
We're on Bush time
now, so should have
661
00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:21,410
us back around 5:00 or 6:00.
662
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:24,980
Radha Mitchell plays
the really beautiful
663
00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:28,680
Australian Outback tour
guide, because of course,
664
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:31,080
she could have been a supermodel
or an Australian tour guide.
665
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,640
She chose Australian tour guide.
666
00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:35,730
KATE: Northern Territory
is home to the biggest
667
00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:38,950
population of saltwater
crocodiles in the world.
668
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,740
DAVID DASTMALCHIAN: It's
like Night of the Living Dead
669
00:40:40,870 --> 00:40:42,000
or Gilligan's Island,
where you've just
670
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:43,870
got all the different
personalities crammed
671
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,220
onto this little space together.
672
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:47,220
Please don't film me.
673
00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:53,320
And mid-journey, they are
suddenly slammed by this
674
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,930
unseen force under the water.
675
00:40:56,060 --> 00:40:57,010
OK--
676
00:40:57,060 --> 00:41:00,280
[screaming]
677
00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:10,110
And they are stranded on
this little tiny inlet island.
678
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,200
This, this is a
bloody tidal river.
679
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:13,550
WOMAN: What?
What does that mean?
680
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,730
Well, see that bunch
of trees up there?
681
00:41:15,770 --> 00:41:17,820
Well, that's how high the
tide will be when it comes in.
682
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:20,430
Yeah, the whole bloody
place will be underwater.
683
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,610
The first couple
of kills, you don't
684
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:26,520
even see the way that the beast
is interacting with its prey.
685
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:33,400
Sometimes, all you see
is bubbles of water.
686
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,530
You turn around,
and someone's gone.
687
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:39,840
That, to me, is scary as all F.
688
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,060
Oh, my god.
689
00:41:41,230 --> 00:41:44,540
There's something about
watching a woman who
690
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:49,070
looks to the water and realizes
that her husband has just been
691
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:54,070
swallowed up by a crocodile and
losing her mind as the camera
692
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,730
comes in on her face.
693
00:41:55,810 --> 00:41:57,120
Somebody do something!
694
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,550
Everett!
695
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,990
Everett!
696
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,990
Everett!
697
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,780
Everett!
698
00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:03,860
Everett!
699
00:42:03,910 --> 00:42:05,520
- Stand back.
- No!
700
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,390
All right, they'll back.
Move away from the water.
701
00:42:07,430 --> 00:42:08,260
You get the fuck away from me!
702
00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,610
KATE: Come back,
they'll come back!
703
00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:10,870
All of you, stay
away from the water!
704
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,870
DAVID DASTMALCHIAN: I
believe the importance
705
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,440
of reaction shots in
animal attack movies,
706
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:21,320
in chamber piece dramas, in any
piece of cinema are everything.
707
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,400
What's wrong with the boat?
708
00:42:29,190 --> 00:42:30,460
The humans are scared.
709
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:31,330
They're frightened.
710
00:42:31,410 --> 00:42:32,630
They're anxious.
711
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,370
They're letting their
interpersonal histories
712
00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:36,640
get in the way of survival.
713
00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:38,770
I'm not going to
let my daughter die.
714
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:42,210
And the crocodile is patient.
715
00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:45,560
He's watching, he's waiting,
and he knows he's going to get
716
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,260
them, because they're fools.
717
00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:50,560
[screaming]
718
00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:59,790
It's utilizing an actual,
real thing about crocodiles
719
00:42:59,830 --> 00:43:02,880
and alligators, which is,
whereas most animals just
720
00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:05,930
eat when they're hungry,
crocodiles and alligators will
721
00:43:05,970 --> 00:43:07,930
attack something whenever
they get the option,
722
00:43:07,970 --> 00:43:10,500
and they'll store the
food so they can eat it
723
00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:12,190
later next time they're hungry.
724
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,150
They tag you as a food supply.
725
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,150
They don't stop.
726
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,850
It's like a vicious dog.
727
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,630
Then, they take you
back to the place
728
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,460
where it stores its kills, and--
729
00:43:20,550 --> 00:43:23,160
Which I think they're
using as a bit of a loophole
730
00:43:23,290 --> 00:43:26,690
to explain why this crocodile,
even after eating someone five
731
00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:28,430
minutes later, is
coming back and just
732
00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:29,820
taking them out one by one.
733
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:41,920
Every kill is so painful,
and so sad, and so terrifying,
734
00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:46,840
until finally, our hero is
deep in the bowels of this cave
735
00:43:46,970 --> 00:43:50,410
in Australia, and it's just
the classic story of a hero
736
00:43:50,450 --> 00:43:52,630
having to face themself
and face their fear,
737
00:43:52,670 --> 00:43:53,840
going into the
heart of darkness.
738
00:43:57,590 --> 00:44:00,760
[muffled screaming]
739
00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:10,080
I like the Shallows because
it's girl versus shark.
740
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:15,300
And it stars Blake Lively, who
is a really likable actress.
741
00:44:15,390 --> 00:44:17,560
Is this the one?
742
00:44:17,610 --> 00:44:18,780
Let's see.
743
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,090
She's a surfer, and
she goes off by herself
744
00:44:22,130 --> 00:44:24,180
because she's very adventurous.
745
00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:25,660
She's in this area
that's dangerous.
746
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,440
She's all by herself.
747
00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:30,360
She does have a cell phone
which she uses to communicate
748
00:44:30,490 --> 00:44:32,230
the premise to her family.
749
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,010
Oh, my god, no way.
750
00:44:34,060 --> 00:44:35,150
Mom's beach, right?
751
00:44:35,190 --> 00:44:37,970
Just as beautiful
as she said it was.
752
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:39,890
HEIDI HONEYCUTT: And she
goes to this isolated cove,
753
00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:41,540
and she gets trapped.
754
00:44:49,510 --> 00:44:51,770
So there's a shark, and
then there's the shore,
755
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,470
and then there's this
island, and she doesn't
756
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,120
have her phone with her.
757
00:44:55,210 --> 00:44:58,870
She cannot get to the shore
because there's a shark.
758
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
It's going to kill her
if she gets in the water.
759
00:45:01,170 --> 00:45:04,480
And that seems like, well,
where do you go from there?
760
00:45:04,650 --> 00:45:09,050
But they go all kinds
of places from there.
761
00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:12,840
It's literally like one actor
in the middle of an open plain,
762
00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:15,400
360 around her with a
shark, and the shark CG.
763
00:45:15,450 --> 00:45:17,140
And they do it really
smart in that movie
764
00:45:17,230 --> 00:45:19,280
where it's very much just
little things that you see.
765
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,580
You see fins.
766
00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:21,890
You see it knocking stuff over.
767
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,110
So there's very few
actual shark shots
768
00:45:24,150 --> 00:45:26,500
so that when they are there,
they're fucking awesome,
769
00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:28,500
because they put all
the resources into doing
770
00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:29,370
those specific shots.
771
00:45:33,770 --> 00:45:35,730
It all hinges on Blake
Lively, and it all
772
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,860
hinges on how good the
shark's going to look,
773
00:45:37,990 --> 00:45:40,340
and it all hinges on how it's
going to be shot and executed,
774
00:45:40,380 --> 00:45:42,690
because literally, the
plot is as simple as a girl
775
00:45:42,820 --> 00:45:44,260
sitting on a rock
by herself for 90
776
00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:45,740
minutes with a shark
circling around,
777
00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:48,610
and it's fucking tense as hell.
778
00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:50,390
There are two ways
to tell a story.
779
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,530
A woman is trapped on a rock.
780
00:45:51,570 --> 00:45:51,920
There is a shark.
781
00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:58,490
But the other way
to tell that story
782
00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:01,450
is the Shallows,
and that's the art.
783
00:46:01,490 --> 00:46:03,020
That's the art of
filmmaking, and that's
784
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:04,410
the art of storytelling,
is that you
785
00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:08,670
take a beautiful, clean concept,
and then from that soil,
786
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:13,810
you grow something, and
you have to follow it.
787
00:46:13,850 --> 00:46:16,290
And that's why it can be
successful or unsuccessful,
788
00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:18,640
or someone likes it or
somebody doesn't, because art
789
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,640
isn't about just
point, to point,
790
00:46:20,730 --> 00:46:22,380
to point, to point, to point.
791
00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:23,380
That would be narrative.
792
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,780
I think it's unfair
to any shark movie.
793
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:31,570
It's after Jaws.
794
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:35,220
But the Shallows, I think
it's a great shark movie.
795
00:46:35,350 --> 00:46:38,530
It's just that the bar is
so high that, even when
796
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:40,490
you have a good one,
the bar is so high
797
00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:41,580
that you can't even see it.
798
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:42,270
But it's great.
799
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,140
It's great.
800
00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:44,230
I'm not complaining.
801
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,150
The Shallows is great.
802
00:46:45,190 --> 00:46:45,840
Fuck you.
803
00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:58,990
I love movies when there's
already something really
804
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,640
intense going on, and
then there's some kind
805
00:47:01,770 --> 00:47:02,860
of monster that shows up.
806
00:47:08,470 --> 00:47:11,260
In Crawl, there's
already a really
807
00:47:11,430 --> 00:47:15,180
intense hurricane happening.
808
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:15,830
[screaming]
809
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:23,840
And then there's an alligator
that shows up in the basement.
810
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:24,660
Shit!
811
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,500
And our main character
has to navigate
812
00:47:32,670 --> 00:47:34,110
dealing with this alligator.
813
00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:45,070
Her dad is there, too, and
they have to watch each other
814
00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:47,340
almost get eaten several times.
815
00:47:47,510 --> 00:47:49,210
You look good.
816
00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:50,080
You look like shit.
817
00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:58,170
JOE BEGOS: That one's more
of a contained thriller
818
00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:01,660
because it's mostly in a
house with very tight quarters
819
00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:03,310
and everything's closed off.
820
00:48:06,490 --> 00:48:07,880
I can't see what's going on.
821
00:48:07,970 --> 00:48:09,400
I can't see where things are.
822
00:48:09,530 --> 00:48:11,620
I can't see around
me, and it's almost
823
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,100
like an escape room
of trying to get out
824
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,890
of fucking giant crocodiles.
825
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,020
Not only are they
trapped in the space
826
00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:22,370
with the two alligators,
but the water level
827
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:23,500
is rising the entire time.
828
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,770
And so there's this
ticking clock of,
829
00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:30,470
are we going to be
able to get out of here
830
00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:31,690
before we drown to death?
831
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:38,170
This movie is relentless.
832
00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:45,440
It never stops, and it's
perfect screenwriting.
833
00:48:45,570 --> 00:48:48,400
The level of danger just keeps
ratcheting up higher and higher
834
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,790
to the point to where you're
like, how the fuck are
835
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:50,790
they going to get out of this?
836
00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:05,020
The opening of Nope
with that chimpanzee
837
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,770
is one of the scariest
first five minutes
838
00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:09,120
I've seen in a very long time.
839
00:49:19,470 --> 00:49:29,220
It's very disturbing
and highly unsettling.
840
00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:37,800
And also, kudos to the editor
when the chimpanzee looks up
841
00:49:37,930 --> 00:49:39,100
at the camera and then it cuts.
842
00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:47,330
It's both horrifying
because you're questioning,
843
00:49:47,370 --> 00:49:48,460
what just happened?
844
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,940
How bad is it?
845
00:49:51,110 --> 00:49:54,510
And then at the same time,
in the back of my brain,
846
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,120
at least, I was like,
that's really sad.
847
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,860
Especially when every
once in a while,
848
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,820
there will be a
terrible animal attack.
849
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,910
And you read about
it in the news,
850
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,700
whether it's a poor woman
who had her face bitten off
851
00:50:10,830 --> 00:50:14,220
by a chimpanzee or some
other unfortunate incident,
852
00:50:14,350 --> 00:50:16,360
and he basically showed
us the aftermath of that.
853
00:50:16,490 --> 00:50:20,100
And it's horrifying.
854
00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:22,060
They had a suit
performer who worked
855
00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:24,580
on planet of the
Apes playing Gordy,
856
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,110
which I think is really cool.
857
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,810
I almost like when you can
tell an animal in a movie
858
00:50:31,850 --> 00:50:34,980
is fake, because then, I
don't have to think about how
859
00:50:35,110 --> 00:50:36,990
they got an animal
to do certain things
860
00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:39,860
while I'm watching a movie.
861
00:50:40,030 --> 00:50:43,340
Nope is about
trying to play God.
862
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:46,470
In this case, it's
filmmakers and artists
863
00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:50,390
trying to manipulate animals for
their own benefit for screen.
864
00:50:55,090 --> 00:50:59,490
The use of animals
in movies and TV,
865
00:50:59,530 --> 00:51:02,140
ever since the
medium was created,
866
00:51:02,230 --> 00:51:04,100
you read so many horror
stories about the treatment
867
00:51:04,230 --> 00:51:07,360
of the animals.
868
00:51:07,450 --> 00:51:11,060
And beyond that, the way that
the exploitation of animals
869
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:16,020
and the exploitation of maybe
people who can't stand up
870
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:23,160
for themselves behind the
scenes, like children in films,
871
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:27,640
it's a really seedy side to
the art form that we all love.
872
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:47,930
[screeching]
873
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,250
HOST: Lost River Lake,
pure horror fibs.
874
00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:10,990
Film in 11.
875
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:14,210
MAN 1: We are going to beat
these pea-brained lizard shits.
876
00:52:24,270 --> 00:52:25,700
MAN 2: Just what the
world needs, more bugs.
877
00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:35,540
CHILD: I want to go home.
878
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:36,500
WOMAN: It's not a monster.
879
00:52:36,670 --> 00:52:37,710
It's just a doggy.
880
00:52:37,890 --> 00:52:38,370
Shark! Shark!
881
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:43,760
Here's to swimming
with bow-legged women.
882
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,900
Horror and romance
883
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,210
have a long-standing
relationship with one another.
884
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,520
It's been there
since the beginning...
885
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,080
[Screams]
886
00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:59,300
...the intersection of horror,
887
00:52:59,430 --> 00:53:03,650
sex, sexuality, romance.
888
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:05,660
Going on a date
889
00:53:05,790 --> 00:53:09,960
is one of the most vulnerable
things you can do.
890
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,310
You'll remember tonight
forever.
891
00:53:12,530 --> 00:53:16,540
♪
892
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:28,810
[Haunting music]
893
00:53:49,350 --> 00:53:51,350
Did we finally
beat them, or is
894
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,620
this just a temporary victory?
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