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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,400 - CORMAC: Who is that? - That's Stephen. 2 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:04,480 'Experiencing erectile dysfunction is not uncommon.' 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,880 'Hey, Jesus! Watch your back.' 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,360 - Have you seen the trailer? - Yeah. 5 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,200 - They're destroying me. - Don't look. 6 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,320 What is this yoke? 7 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,200 Maybe I'll go back to Belfast. 8 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,600 Dog! 9 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,560 Nancy, Uncle Gamal will drop you home tomorrow. 10 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:26,520 Yes, I will feed Lottie. Just enjoy your sleepover, OK? 11 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:27,760 Yeah. 12 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,160 I love you, too. OK, bye-bye. 13 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,840 Yeah, bye-bye-bye. 14 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,560 She's very cute. 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,280 - What are you all tarted up for? - CORMAC: Did you not hear? 16 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,960 Miss Malone's giving Sammie-boy some grinds at hers today. Sexy time! 17 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,720 I never said that. 18 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,040 - Did she invite you to hers for brunch? - That doesn't mean she wants... 19 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,040 Sex? That's exactly what it meant! 20 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,000 No, it doesn't. 21 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,400 - Hm? - Sexy time. 22 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:00,040 - What are you doing? - Tracking Mam. Look, she's in Belfast. 23 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,200 Probably with Stephen. 24 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,080 How Norman Bates of you! 25 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,960 - I meant, what are you doing? - It's the new contract for my job, pal. 26 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,280 I put you down as next of kin. Who's your next of kin? 27 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,800 Huh! Hello? Obviously, it's me. 28 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,800 First of all, I'm a father, 29 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,360 and secondly, culturally, I'm way more responsible than you. 30 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,760 Zein, I'm way more responsible than you, and I'm liquid, 31 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,840 so I can actually afford to be cultural. 32 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,040 Just so you know, Sammie, I'd take them back to Marrakesh every year. 33 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,520 Aw, that's very comforting. 34 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,280 - Marrakesh is in Morocco not Egypt. - Morocco-Egypt? 35 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,560 - (PHONE CHIMES) - It's all Sahara and sunshine, Sammie. 36 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,760 You seriously going to let this racist raise your children? As for responsible! 37 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,320 The guy who faked an appendix so he could break up with his girlfriends over text? 38 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,000 I'm not good with face-to-face confrontation. Sammie... 39 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,080 Cormac, neither of you are gonna be my next of kin, OK? 40 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,040 - You messed up... - Stop, stop! Stop. 41 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,800 - That was you... - Stop! Chloe wants to meet now. 42 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,520 - Urgently. - Did we get a deal? 43 00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:00,520 No, no! It's more of her bullshit. Zein, please don't stress me out now. 44 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,760 You've got your Crown Of Thorns premiere today. Is that not good news? 45 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,960 It premiered last night, reviews are in today. It's obviously going to get panned. 46 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,080 That's why I need Chloe to sell our script. 47 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,600 That's why I need Chloe to sell MY script. 48 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,720 I'm gonna have to reschedule Leslie. 49 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,160 No, you can't cancel Miss Malone, Sammie. Sexy time. 50 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,400 Arcane Actor's Sanctum? Why does that sound familiar? 51 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,160 It's the retreat thing that Lina and Bear have gone to. 52 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,680 What have I said about your phone first thing in the morning? 53 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,320 - Bawbaw, it's the weekend. - Give me that! 54 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,160 God, you're such a hypocrite! You're always on your phone to that woman. 55 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,600 Be very careful. 56 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,880 LAYLA: You see my phone but you're blind to everything else. 57 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,240 Lina's in the woods doing God knows what with that clown. 58 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,880 Don't even get me started on Nancy's hat. As for Cormac tracking his mum. 59 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,040 - But no it's my phone that's the problem. - Sorry to interrupt. 60 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:53,160 You are grounded and you're not getting your phone for a week. 61 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,320 Please, carry on. Where were you? 62 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,120 Yeah, that's what I thought. Walk it off. 63 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,160 Walk it off. 64 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,280 Happy Saturday. 65 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,800 TEACHER: Go into some sun salutations 66 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,960 to show our gratitude for the life-giving qualities of the sun. 67 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,280 Inhale, bring your arms up ahead. 68 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,080 Exhale, forward fold. 69 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,240 Bend your knees. 70 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,720 Left leg goes back in space. 71 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:52,200 OK, so, rejig this and the top of scene three. 72 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,800 And I will get this version over to Sebastian today. 73 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,560 These fuckers don't know what they want until I show them. 74 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,240 - Trust me. - Please. 75 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,760 Problem? 76 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,800 Nothing, just doesn't seem as urgent as you made out. 77 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,080 - Doesn't matter, sorry. - Does it not? 78 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:20,040 No, come on. I swallow, you spit. So, spit. 79 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,840 I know you like to joke and all, but some of the things you say. 80 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,120 Makes me feel a bit... uncomfortable. 81 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,880 Ssh, Sam. 82 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,600 Just let me get this. 83 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,440 Because of the things I've joked about, 84 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:41,080 it's making you feel undermined? 85 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,960 Like I'm picking on you through sexual harassment? 86 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,000 - Am I getting all this right? - OK, well... 87 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,320 - Maybe I'm a bit sensitive. - Sam... 88 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,320 You need to toughen up. I am a multi-award-winning producer. 89 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:01,760 You're blessed to be in bed with me, whatever way you want to take that. 90 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,040 Think about how lucky you are. And look at me. 91 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,480 I do reformer Pilates five days a week. I'm flawless. 92 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,080 - I've got a puss-tache. - I don't know what that is. 93 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,200 You should be jumping up and down and singing 94 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,400 like you're on the yellow brick fucking road. 95 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:21,920 - OK, Chloe, I don't want a big fight. - OK, OK, whatever. I consent. 96 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,000 - I don't consent. - Do you want to make Islam Dunk or not? 97 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:32,800 Listen to me, you will do what I say in and out of work. 98 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,400 Period. 99 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,720 If I asked you to go down and yodel in my valley, 100 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:42,120 you'll look up at me and smile and sing your fucking lungs out. 101 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,040 You need to have a good think 102 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,560 about how and if you want to continue. 103 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,360 Have a great weekend. 104 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,600 Move! 105 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,600 BEAR: 'Wow! I'm in.' 106 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,600 - I ate that up! - (WIND CHIMES) 107 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,480 I was so present, but at the same time I... 108 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,640 - I went, you know? - I think my hip went. 109 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,920 Did you feel the Mother's energy protecting us from the cold reality. 110 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,120 Just wanted to say Kon'nichiwa. 111 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,280 - Hi. I'm Marlee. - Moshi moshi. 112 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,800 - Isn't that Korean? - Yeah... 113 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,920 I'm Bear, and this is my girlfriend, Lina. 114 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,720 - Hi. - Lina's Egyptian. 115 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,320 - Oh. - Irish-Egyptian. 116 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,280 MARLEE: Must have great insight on the Middle East, then. 117 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:47,440 Mario's vinyasa is intense. Advanced, right? You gotta level up. 118 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,400 You know... you're lucky. 119 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,640 (EXHALES) That it's just physical. 120 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,320 Cos sometimes I come out of yoga class and I feel like... 121 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,400 emotionally betrayed by my thoughts. 122 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:08,920 I think I've seen you before at the Artists For Gaza exhibitions. 123 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,040 - Did you sing? - Yeah. Yeah! 124 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:17,440 That was me. I sang Love Dove and did some interpretive dance. 125 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,680 Yes, right. And Lina? 126 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:26,160 - Er... No, I wasn't there. - Yeah, she's not really a big flag waver. 127 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,920 She's more invisible activism kinda thing. 128 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,920 You know, we hold a lot of trauma in our hips. 129 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,600 Try this, it is magical. 130 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,440 - Just get into happy baby pose. - Happy what? 131 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,320 Lie on your back. Yeah? 132 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,720 Yeah. And then grab your toes. 133 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,760 Grab your toes. 134 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,960 I'm just going to apply a little bit of pressure now. 135 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,320 Just breathe and release it all. 136 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,040 Let it go. 137 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,640 - Bear, you come lie on me. - Oh. 138 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 139 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,400 And... (EXHALES) 140 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,400 Release that negative energy. 141 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,560 - Om... - Ooh, yes, Bear. 142 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:28,280 You know I got two days on a movie in Manchester? End of May. 143 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,520 - ZU: As what? Terrorist number three? - Hacker number one, actually. 144 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:38,240 But don't you worry, once Islam Dunk gets green-lit, it's gonna be all... 145 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,800 Oh, I know, I know. Big time. 146 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:45,000 Parties, sex, fame, bitches, money. 147 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,320 That's it! Yes, yes, the invite. 148 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:53,320 Yes. The thing. The thing Lina's gone to. 149 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,320 Forget about that. Anyway, I've been meaning to talk... 150 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,560 No, I need to be going. 151 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,280 Being with Ruby has made me think about me and you. 152 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,160 - Mm-hm? - Do you ever think about us? 153 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,280 Um... no. 154 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,240 Oh, come on, you wouldn't have punched me in the face otherwise. 155 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,560 Zein, I punch many faces. 156 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:21,040 I punched two captains and a bitch in Swimming With Mummy class. 157 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,680 - You are not special. - Oh, but I... but I've changed. 158 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,680 - Oh. - And I want to turn things around. 159 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,960 I'll help with raising Ruby. 160 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,800 You're full of shit! You didn't even help put the baby in the back seat. 161 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,080 I'll put a baby in you in the back seat. 162 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,120 Fuck you! Dog! 163 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,960 Yeah, yeah, you need to... 164 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,160 Drive safe. 165 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,600 Oh, fuck! Cormac! 166 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,120 Cormac! 167 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,440 Cormac, we need to go now. 168 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,480 Now, right now. Lina's Actors' Sanctum. 169 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,840 - It's a sex cult. - I think I'll pass, pal. 170 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:11,520 I'm literally just out of a throuple. I want to stay here, just rehydrate. 171 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:16,760 No, you numpty! The invite. Lina's thing. It's not a yoga retreat, it's a sex cult. 172 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:21,120 They bring these young actors, desperate for work to these so-called gatherings. 173 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,400 You go there and it's just one big fat filthy orgy. 174 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,200 You sure, pal? 175 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,520 Oh, yeah. I've been desperate for an invite for years. 176 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,800 - But Lina's there. - Oh, yeah, Lina's there. 177 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,080 - I've got to tell Sammie. - Wait, wait. 178 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,040 We do this alone. 179 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,440 Show him why we should be next of kin. 180 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,480 - OK. - Wait, wait. 181 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,800 I need a disguise. I can't show up like this. 182 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,960 I've got just the thing, pal. 183 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,320 LESLIE: I like your big thumbs. 184 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,200 Well, I work out, you know. 185 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,880 Is everything OK? 186 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,920 I'm sorry I was late. 187 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,760 And I got up early and baked you bread, you bastard. 188 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,640 No, you didn't. 189 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:06,200 Ay, I fucking did. I have a confession, though. 190 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,960 Um... I didn't actually have any brunch, as such. 191 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,360 Just wanted to lure you back to mine. 192 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,800 - Why? - What can I say, I'm charitable. 193 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:23,080 It's either you or Dogs For The Disabled, and sadly, I've no room for a puppy, so... 194 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,280 I don't even know how to look at you. 195 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:31,240 When you smile at me, it feels like fucking sunshine. 196 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,080 - You don't like fucking sunshine? - No, I do. I just... 197 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,520 feel a little bit safer in the shade, if you know what I mean. 198 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,800 Sam... 199 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,480 I like you because you're honest. 200 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,280 You're kind to people and you're a great dad. 201 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,120 You make me smile. 202 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,400 And you're tall. 203 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:00,120 But, most of all, I love your big thumbs. 204 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,280 Just give me one sec. Can I use your bathroom? 205 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,440 - Yeah, it's in there. - Is that all right? OK. 206 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,440 Hm. 207 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,280 Eugh, what is this? 208 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,800 - I'm not wearing that. - They have been in there a while. 209 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,000 They may have marinated a bit. 210 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:44,160 - If you've got a better idea, Zein... - (PHONE CHIMES) 211 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,000 The reviews are in. 212 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,360 - (MUFFLED CRY) - Are you OK? 213 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,560 (GROANS LOUDLY) 214 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,080 Agh! Oh, God! 215 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,040 - No! - What's wrong? 216 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,800 Sam, are you fucking messing with me? What's wrong? 217 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,520 I don't know. I'm in so much pain. I'm so sorry. I'll go. 218 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,600 - Sam, Jesus, do you need a hospital? - No, no. 219 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,920 - No, I'll just go. - Shut up. We're going! 220 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,200 - Let's go, come on. - Oh, God! 221 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,720 (CORMAC GROANING) 222 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,040 (GROANS) That's good. 223 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,680 Zein, some people at a picnic table over there. 224 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,400 Hm. I am hungry. 225 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:26,040 OK. Zein, get off your phone. Come on! 226 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,240 ZEIN: They fucking love Crown Of Thorns. They love me! 227 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,480 (LAUGHING) They fucking love me! 228 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,560 This thing fucking stinks, by the way. I look ridiculous. 229 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,280 - (CORMAC LAUGHING) - Quiet down, you, all right? 230 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,240 Or you'll what? You'll kill me with your "bear" hands? 231 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:52,360 The son of man will send his angels and they will gather out of his kingdom! 232 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,360 In that place, there'll be weeping and gnashing of teeth. 233 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:01,200 Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their father. 234 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,120 He who hath ears, let him hear... 235 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,680 (PHONE RINGS) 236 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,160 Hello, who's this? 237 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,920 Yes, that's me. 238 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:39,520 Sorry? I'm down as... whose next of kin? 239 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,000 (SAM GROANING) 240 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,320 - Les, there's no point being here... - When did you last pass water? 241 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,320 - Ages ago. Really, Leslie... - Strange, your bladder doesn't seem full. 242 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,320 We didn't see anything on the X-ray. 243 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:54,440 Could be a ruptured appendix, so there's no point taking chances. 244 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,440 - Let's get him open, see what's going on. - Open? 245 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,000 That's great. Thank you, doctor. 246 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,800 - Oh, Les, I'm so sorry. - Stop! 247 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,400 You don't have to keep apologising. 248 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,400 It's not like you faked your appendix to get out of our date. 249 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,840 Sorry, this is as far as you can go. 250 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,600 Sam! 251 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,440 - OK, wow, I'm feeling much better. - You've got nothing to worry about. 252 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,480 - It's OK to be scared. - What? No. 253 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,400 I'm not scared. I'm just pretending. 254 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,640 - There's actually nothing wrong with me. - Just try to calm down. 255 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,240 - I am calm. - Lay down, count back from nine. 256 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,840 - Eight, seven, six, five... - (MUFFLED YELLS) 257 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,760 Four, three, two... 258 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,920 CORMAC: Oh, God, I can't see anything. 259 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,120 (# "Teddy Bear's Picnic") 260 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,200 YOUSSEF: I feel sick. I'm so full. 261 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,560 MARK: The pork was delicious. Sorry, I know you can't eat pork. 262 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,720 LAYLA: It's OK, my prawn laksa was... 263 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,760 - YOUSSEF: We should cross over. - Here, Osama! 264 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,920 Where you running off to with your child bride? 265 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,480 - Must be time to pray. - Is it time to pray, is it? 266 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:22,120 Fucking hell, d'you see him go? Must be fuckin' Kenyan or something. 267 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,440 Pity you don't all run home like that. 268 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,920 Like Afghanistan or wherever the fuck you're from. 269 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,880 Layla's Irish. She's from here. 270 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,040 Shut up, Egbert, or I'll punch the head off yer. 271 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,240 - Just go, Mark. - Yeah, Mark. 272 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,120 Fuck off so I can have a chat with Layla about her nappy head. 273 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,520 Take it off or I'll cut it off you. 274 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,720 (SCOFFS) I told you... 275 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,080 What are you doing, Mark? 276 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,320 (SIREN BLARES) 277 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,960 Isn't the chill of the forest magnificent? 278 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,600 Thank God you remembered your scarf(!) 279 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:07,440 It's so annoying that when you use Arabic it's cool, but when I do, what? 280 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,360 - People get scared or nervous. - Do they? 281 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,400 Or are you scared and nervous? 282 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,760 Hm? There we are. 283 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,440 You struggle with identity. 284 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,920 But that's fine, I don't judge. 285 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,360 Fuck off, Bear, that's because no one judges you. 286 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,560 You're suffering from racial imposter syndrome. 287 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,640 It's why you act white, you know, to fit in. 288 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,320 What? It's OK, though. I love you. 289 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:42,640 - And I don't see colour. - Excuse me? I don't pretend to be white. 290 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,840 Though you can be damn sure if I did start waving the flag 291 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,480 and throwing my ethnicity around, people would be very quick to tell me 292 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,120 that I should fuck off back to the Middle East. 293 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,640 I don't have the luxury of saying what I think without consequence. 294 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:59,360 Not like you and Marlee, you just bang on about Palestine and no one will say shit. 295 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,160 This is great, Lina. Come on. 296 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,080 - Let it out. - Oh, I'll let it out! 297 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,320 I'll tell you exactly what it is. You know what sickens me? 298 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,920 It's that I align myself with being Irish so much, more than anything, 299 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,960 but all anyone ever sees is that I'm not Irish. 300 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,400 The only person who never makes me feel like that is Tara! 301 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,400 Wow. Well done, Lina. You've opened up. 302 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,680 Maybe because I was the key, it's not for me to say, but... 303 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,960 You wanna talk about how your family's a bit smothering and difficult to talk to? 304 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,360 Fuck off, Bear! My family are like any other! 305 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,360 Uncle Cormac? 306 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,920 Cormac, I can see you. 307 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,120 I'm standing right here. 308 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,840 LINA: Really? 309 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,560 - MARK: I need some Vyral. - You need some rest. Two minutes, please? 310 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,960 - Sure. - [MONITOR BEEPING] 311 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,760 Think my heroics deserves one can of Vyral!? 312 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,160 Please, you got knocked out with one punch. Dumbest thing I've ever seen. 313 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:26,320 - Why would you do that, Mark? - Well... you're my best friend, Layla. 314 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,040 You're the only best friend I've ever had. 315 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,920 I'd never let anyone hurt you. Ever. 316 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,720 No need to get all mushy about it. I meant why would you ruin the Karate Kid? 317 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,560 Although I'm pretty sure he didn't get his arse kicked liked that. 318 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,840 Sorry, no spoilers! 319 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,040 - Your granny's outside, Layla! - Thanks. I'd better go. 320 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,320 I'm in so much trouble. I'll try and come see you tomorrow, but... 321 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,800 I'll be out by tomorrow anyways. I didn't choose the hero life. 322 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,960 - Yeah, yeah. Later, loser. - MARK: We're watching all three! 323 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,120 You promised in the ambulance, remember? You're grounded anyways. 324 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,200 How are you doing, mister? 325 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:12,240 CORMAC: Zein, listen, I'm telling you pal! He faked it so well they took it out! 326 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,280 I know, I know! Just so he didn't have sex with her? 327 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,520 I mean, like, the commitment of that. 328 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:32,080 Look, you're OK, that's the main thing. Thank God! 329 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,000 Suppose I'd better let you get some rest. 330 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,560 - Don't forget about your walk, Sam! - Thanks, Marie. 331 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,160 DYMPHNA: Don't sit down, you. We're going. 332 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,520 - Who's coming with me? - CORMAC: I'll take them. 333 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,280 You're just back from your holidays. Probably need to get Stephen his dinner. 334 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,560 We'll go with Cormac, then. Are you sure you're OK? 335 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,040 I'll be fine. 336 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,880 LAYLA: I'm sorry. 337 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,320 You could have been really hurt. 338 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,160 Mind if I bring this down to Mark? 339 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,760 OK, I've got to go for a walk anyway. 340 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,160 - Come on, then. It'd better not be far. - No, it's just down here. 341 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,920 Bawbaw... 342 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,080 I really am sorry. 343 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,040 Layla. 344 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,960 Is that Mark's mum there? 345 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,480 - Oh, Layla. - Debbie, where's Mark? What's wrong? 346 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,320 DEBBIE: He had a bleed in his brain. 347 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,680 He's going to be OK, isn't he? Please. 348 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,400 (CRYING) He died an hour ago. 349 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,560 My sweet baby boy is gone! 350 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,880 Oh, Layla. 351 00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:26,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28677

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