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In other news,
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Rockland and Westchester County
are being put on high alert
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for isolated incidents surrounding Airbnb
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and short-term rentals.
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Homeowners are reporting finding
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numerous blood-riddled
corpses on their properties.
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- So, Beth, how do you
and Sarah know each other?
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- We used to teach preschool together.
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- Oh, that's awesome.
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Do you still teach preschool?
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- No, I hate kids.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Yeah, I mean, what's your story, girl?
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Like you and Grant go way back, right?
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- Yeah, we lived three
houses down from one another.
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So yeah, we spent a lot of
time growing up together.
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- So how come last night was
the first time you met Sarah?
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- I haven't been around much.
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- I, this is my first
time back in the States
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in two and a half years.
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- Oh, wow. That sounds super fun.
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I
thought an urban legend.
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You're back for good this time?
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- I don't know. It's
a big world out there.
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So what's Carter's girlfriend like?
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- She's a whore.
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Ominous clouds in the distance.
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A perfect setting for our story to begin.
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Welcome
to "Bending Stress Away."
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I will guide you inch by inch
through a simple meditation
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that will help you relax, unwind
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and shoot that stress right away.
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For now, just observe your breath.
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How is your breath at this moment?
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Is it slow? Is it fast?
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Is it soft? Is it hard?
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Sucking everything in and
blowing everything out.
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Suck and blow.
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If a thought comes into
your mind, that's okay.
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Allow it to come and go.
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Come and go. Come and go.
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- Oh, I'm there, baby.
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- Ooh!
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- Oh baby. I'm driving.
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Was that as good for you
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as it was for me?
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And next up,
we've got Jim on traffic.
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Thanks, Rick. We're up
here in the traffic chopper.
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Well, the skies are clear
and so are the roads,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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Over on Cabin Drive, we only see two cars
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in what appears to be some
sort of bloating text.
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More soon from the traffic chopper.
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Piece of shit.
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- Are you guys okay?
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Yeah, I knew
I should have taken it in
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before we left.
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- Aw, this place is so beautiful.
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- Yeah, it's perfect.
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- It gives me the creeps.
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- Think they got Chipotle out here?
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We're sorry,
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there's no service in this horror film.
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- I can't get a signal.
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- Yeah, neither can I.
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Who the fuck is this?
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- Name's Hector Manual
Gonzalo Domingo III.
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Well, you can call me Jay.
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And you two must be the lovely couple.
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Damn, my sister said you were hot.
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You're fine as hell.
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- Actually, I am the bride.
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- Oh.
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- Your sister said you had your license.
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- Mm-hm. Mm hm.
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- To wed?
- Yeah.
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Hmm, hmm, daddy likes.
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- Okay. And this is my fiance Grant.
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- Thanks for making the journey up.
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All right, bro.
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I got some to grab over here.
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Watch that ass.
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Hmm, mm-hm-mm. Hmm.
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- Should be interesting.
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- It locked. How are
we supposed to get it?
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- Did they say they
were gonna leave a key?
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- No.
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- So I'll check round back.
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- Okay. Love you.
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- Oh, I love you.
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- Oh shit.
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- Why are you trespassing?
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This is private property.
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- I, I rented the cabin for
my wedding this weekend.
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Oh, well,
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why didn't you say so, son?
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The name's Walter Clayton
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and I look after this property here.
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I'm Grant.
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You sure gave me a scare, Mr. Clayton.
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You never can be too careful
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around these parts.
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So where's the rest of your group?
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- Oof!
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- Most young people getting
married have no patience.
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Something doesn't work at
it, they get a divorce.
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Nothing good comes easy.
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Welcome, everyone.
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Where's the bathroom?
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- Down the hall.
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- There's no cord on this.
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- Oh, that's just for decoration.
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You need to make a call,
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you
come on down to my place.
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- Or I could do it later.
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- We got two bedrooms down there.
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I got the master bedroom up there
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and there's another one down
there with a separate entrance.
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- Perfect. I'm gonna go get changed.
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- I'm gonna,
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I'm gonna go watch her change.
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You could listen.
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Is that just for the old guy or-
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- I guess I'm down here.
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Can I get in on that as well?
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- We also have a lovely garden in the back
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with a brook nearby.
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- Oh, maybe that's where
we can have the ceremony.
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What do you think?
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Yeah, I like that plan.
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- There'll be no shooting
drugs on my watch.
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- Whoa.
- It's just insulin.
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I'm a diabetic.
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- Huh!
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I guess I'll be checking in on you folks
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a little later.
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- Now where are you heading out to?
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- Oh, well, my cabin's
not too far from here.
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About a quarter of a mile
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through the woods.
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- Well, you know, we'd love
to have you at the reception.
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- Oh.
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- Hey, hey, bro. All
right, time to do this.
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Let's cut those balls off.
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- What?
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- Let's get you married.
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- Oh. Yeah.
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- I, Sarah, take you
Grant to be my husband.
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- I, Sarah, take you
Grant to be my husband.
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- Mm. To having to hold
from this day forward.
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- To having to hold from this day forward.
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- Mm, mm, mm, mm.
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Mm, mm, mm. That's what I'm talking about.
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Until death do us part.
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- Until death do us part.
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- That's beautiful.
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That's just absolutely fuckin' beautiful.
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All right, well, by the
power of vested in me,
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McKinley's online, "How to be
a pastor in 21 days or less,"
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I now pronounce you husband and wife.
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Go ahead bro, kiss your bride.
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That's hot.
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That's really fucking hot right there.
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- That is really cool.
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- Ah, lucky shot.
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- Oh, you don't think I can do it again?
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Hand me another bottle.
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We had a few
callers trying to guess-
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- Watch and learn, bitches.
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Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
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Are you all right?
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Fuck that guy. Am I all right?
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First time
caller or just tuning in.
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This old guy is starting to creep me out.
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I mean, what's the deal with his voice?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
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I just thought that I,
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I would stop in and see
how you folks were doing,
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how the newlyweds were.
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- We're great.
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I'm trying to guess
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who our first murder victim will be.
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- Are you gonna stick
around for some drinks?
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I'm putting my
money on the black guy
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or the Hispanic guy.
- Oh, no, I don't think so.
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I wouldn't want, wanna intrude.
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But first here's
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some royalty-free music for you.
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- Well, somebody got
comfortable real quick.
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- Ah, he's just having fun. Let him be.
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- Ah, I just wanna say
congratulations, man.
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I'm real proud of you.
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- Thank you. I'm proud of me too.
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- I will tell you what, gentlemen.
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There are some fine looking
ladies here tonight.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm.
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Except for Ginger over there.
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I can do without that.
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Right, bro?
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- You realize you're
talking about his bride
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and my girlfriend, right, bro?
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- Yeah.
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What about that one over there?
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Yeah, I need to fuck her.
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Not in a weird way like
you guys are thinking,
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like with my tongue.
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Guys.
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- You better ride that
voice brains out tonight.
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You are ridiculous.
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- Or I'll just get yours then.
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You're married now. Who cares?
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- He will sleep well
tonight. Don't you worry.
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- Oh, you whore.
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I love it. I'll be right
back.
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So how long have you been here?
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- I've lived here almost 30 years.
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My, my wife and I bought a small cabin,
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not too far from here.
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About a quarter of a
mile through the woods.
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I've been the caretaker of this property
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ever since.
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- This house is great. The
owners owes you thanks.
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- Well, they sure do, but you
would never get it from them.
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Bunch of selfish city folk.
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- I'll be back. Just a minute.
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Daddy gotta go make pee pee, all right.
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♪ And are you home ♪
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- Where's your wife tonight?
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- Buried.
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12 years ago, this August.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- They don't make 'em like that anymore.
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- Was this hers?
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- I saw the sickness toy
with her for two years.
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It took her mind first.
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She was nothing but a shell at the end.
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I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
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- Um, I'm gonna fix you another drink.
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- Fuck me. Where is it?
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I'm not trying to have no baby daddy.
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Oh. Found you.
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Jesus Christ. Little creepy.
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- Baby, come on. I
didn't mean to scare you.
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- What do you want?
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- Those people upstairs are lame.
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Figured I'd come down
and hang out with you
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for a little bit, mm.
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- Shouldn't he be gone
by now or something?
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- Come on. I see the way you look at me.
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You don't know what you're
talking about.
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- Are you fucking kidding right now?
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- Oh, hey man, we were
just, we were just talking.
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- Oh. What the fuck?
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- Carter, get him.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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Will you have mercy on me, please.
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Hey, hey.
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Relax, man.
- Fuck you, man.
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- What is going on?
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- This asshole tried
to force himself on me.
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- Bullshit! You've been
eye-fucking me all goddamn night.
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- Here you go.
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- Fuck you. I don't need that shit.
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You're a fucking prick.
265
00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:21,600
- All right, let's not
let him ruin our night.
266
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,690
- This had better not become a habit.
267
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:27,000
If you folks can't respect this house,
268
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,250
you are gonna have
to leave.
269
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,404
- There'll be no more problems, I promise.
270
00:16:32,404 --> 00:16:35,583
- Uh-huh.
271
00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:43,293
- You know, that was kind of hot.
272
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:46,747
- It was, wasn't it?
273
00:16:46,747 --> 00:16:48,180
- Mm-hm.
274
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:50,097
- Oh, I miss you, baby.
275
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,716
- Kiss my lip. Kiss my lip.
276
00:16:55,937 --> 00:17:00,180
- Girl's off showing titty
to me all fucking day long
277
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:03,270
and then he's, "Oh, I will
punch you in the face."
278
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:06,472
Try that shit again and see what happens.
279
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,283
Ah!
280
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,800
Little stage fright, huh?
281
00:17:18,556 --> 00:17:20,956
That's
what I'm talking about.
282
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,940
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
283
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:27,060
You'd never beat me up,
would you, little buddy?
284
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,010
You know I'd never let anyone harm you.
285
00:17:32,755 --> 00:17:36,874
Oh.
286
00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:40,014
What the fuck is this?
287
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,681
What? What the fuck?
288
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,361
Oh no.
289
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,833
Holy fucking shit!
290
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,250
No, no, no, no.
291
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,551
Help. Someone help me please.
292
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,142
Oh, shit.
293
00:18:01,142 --> 00:18:03,309
Help. Please someone help.
294
00:18:14,716 --> 00:18:19,716
Fuck.
295
00:19:25,904 --> 00:19:28,032
- What you say we ditch the
city and become country folk?
296
00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:31,290
You'll get bored in a week.
297
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:34,353
- Mm, how can I possibly
get bored when I have you?
298
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:39,240
- Ooh, you are good at this husband thing.
299
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,638
- Mm, I am getting the hang of it.
300
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,374
- You don't mind that
we had a small wedding?
301
00:19:48,374 --> 00:19:49,663
- No, of course not.
302
00:19:49,663 --> 00:19:51,660
I just wish our
parents could have been there.
303
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:52,493
- Oh yeah.
304
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,550
Can we talk about something else?
305
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,280
- Yeah. I'm sorry, baby.
306
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,903
- No, no, no, it's just,
307
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:04,620
you know I don't want to talk about them
308
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,533
and I can get into trouble with you.
309
00:20:09,645 --> 00:20:10,937
- Well, what a bad,
310
00:20:10,937 --> 00:20:13,937
I want a little something like what?
311
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,090
Bottom up
I went, I went into the woods.
312
00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,230
Lemme tell you something.
313
00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:24,790
Black people don't go into the woods-
314
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,110
- Is it weird that I'm here?
315
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,448
- In the kitchen?
316
00:20:28,448 --> 00:20:31,063
No, stupid. Here. Here.
317
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,000
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
318
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,750
I get the feeling like Sarah
doesn't really want me here.
319
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,363
- Why wouldn't she want you here?
320
00:20:39,493 --> 00:20:40,860
- Morning.
- Morning.
321
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:41,883
- Morning, sir.
322
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:43,953
Sleep well?
323
00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:45,720
- Like the dead.
324
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,553
- Yeah.
325
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,980
- Hey, you want to help
me find the football?
326
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,480
And then
that motherfucker asked me
327
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,530
to help him find a football.
328
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,151
- Sure.
329
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:55,009
What
the fuck he going around
330
00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:55,842
looking for a football for in the woods?
331
00:20:57,897 --> 00:20:59,108
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
332
00:20:59,108 --> 00:20:59,941
But for real, though,
333
00:20:59,941 --> 00:21:00,774
I think that motherfucker was just trying
334
00:21:00,774 --> 00:21:01,780
to get his dick sucked.
335
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,600
- I can take it from here.
336
00:21:05,526 --> 00:21:07,200
Nah, fuck that shit.
337
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,073
- Okay.
338
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,490
Are you sure I can't give you a hand?
339
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:14,160
- Oh yeah. Thanks, but
I know how he likes it.
340
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,650
To get an update
on our traffic situation.
341
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,330
Jim, how's it looking up there?
342
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:19,163
Thanks, Rick.
343
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:20,190
Roads are still clear,
344
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:22,230
and we have what looks like your typical
345
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:24,270
throwing the football scene going on.
346
00:21:24,270 --> 00:21:25,233
These people are really-
347
00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:27,450
- God, my head is killing me.
348
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,420
- What the fuck do you expect
after drinking that much?
349
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:32,882
- I just hope it's not a migraine.
350
00:21:32,882 --> 00:21:33,715
- At least you don't
have to stick a needle
351
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:35,706
in your ass every day.
352
00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:41,760
- Nice.
- There was at least two...
353
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,290
I don't know my own strength.
354
00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:44,840
- That's one way to look at it.
355
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,800
- Can I seal you for a minute?
356
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,633
- Only a minute?
357
00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:53,790
- Yo, can I ask you a question?
358
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:56,940
- Eight inches.
- No, not that, please.
359
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,260
- Seven and a half.
- I don't believe you,
360
00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,193
by the way, okay.
361
00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:02,250
Do you-
- What do you wanna know?
362
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,350
- Do you really think that she's the one?
363
00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:05,370
- Yeah. Sure.
364
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:06,620
- Why? How do you know?
365
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:07,563
- I, look at 'em.
366
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,280
It's like, I don't know,
they're both white.
367
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,590
They, they got hair.
368
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:15,290
Like, just fuckin' catch the ball.
369
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,263
- I guess she is.
370
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,440
Heads up.
371
00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:26,541
- He's fine.
372
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,183
- He is not fine. We don't know that.
373
00:22:28,183 --> 00:22:30,243
- Look, he's probably embarrassed.
374
00:22:30,243 --> 00:22:32,160
- Why? Why would he be embarrassed?
375
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,250
- Because Carter beat the shit out of him.
376
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,620
I wouldn't show my face just yet.
377
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,913
- Okay.
378
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,973
- The guy is a creep. Who
cares what happened to him?
379
00:22:42,973 --> 00:22:45,420
- I just don't want him
coming back around later
380
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:47,190
and starting another fight.
381
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:48,023
- He's probably waking up
382
00:22:48,023 --> 00:22:49,800
next to that bottle of scotch right now.
383
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,800
- We have already had our
fair share of interruptions.
384
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,540
- Okay, I'll tell you what,
385
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,860
if he's not back soon,
386
00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:57,780
I'll go get Walter and we'll look for him.
387
00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:58,613
Sound good?
388
00:22:58,613 --> 00:22:59,446
- Ugh.
389
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,400
- Come on. Where are you going?
390
00:23:06,725 --> 00:23:07,558
Ooh.
391
00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:12,870
What do we got
going out there, Sherry?
392
00:23:12,870 --> 00:23:14,850
Yeah, Susie,
there's not much to report.
393
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,200
This just seems like it'll be one
394
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,268
of those character
development/filler scenes.
395
00:23:19,268 --> 00:23:22,448
One thing is for certain,
someone is going to die soon.
396
00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:25,650
- You guys wanna make new teams?
397
00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:27,524
This doesn't really seem fair.
398
00:23:27,524 --> 00:23:29,833
I will.
399
00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:33,408
Ooh.
400
00:23:33,408 --> 00:23:34,241
Ooh.
401
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,030
- This isn't strip spade.
402
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:42,810
- Yeah, I don't think they care.
They're in their own world.
403
00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:45,330
- Nothing's wrong with
having a little fun, Grant.
404
00:23:45,330 --> 00:23:48,030
- Thank you. And I might have
a different definition of fun.
405
00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:52,650
Come on. Let's see the goods.
406
00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:53,483
Take it off.
407
00:23:54,613 --> 00:23:57,330
- I think will keep
our clothes on, thanks.
408
00:23:57,330 --> 00:24:00,030
- I can speak for myself.
Thank you very much.
409
00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:02,580
- I'm sorry. I forgot you
like to live dangerously.
410
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,421
- You don't think I'd do it, do you?
411
00:24:07,421 --> 00:24:08,641
- Well, I did say that.
412
00:24:08,641 --> 00:24:10,383
- Well, I think that's a challenge.
413
00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:12,539
- Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani.
414
00:24:12,539 --> 00:24:14,456
Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani.
415
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:17,919
Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani.
416
00:24:17,919 --> 00:24:19,088
Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani.
417
00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:21,005
Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani.
418
00:24:21,922 --> 00:24:23,252
- Dani. Dani.
419
00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:24,620
- I've been waiting for this for years.
420
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:26,086
I know what I know.
421
00:24:26,919 --> 00:24:28,375
- Boo.
422
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,768
- Oh, you basic bitch.
423
00:24:30,768 --> 00:24:33,030
I guess you
didn't know me pretty well.
424
00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:34,258
- Hmm.
425
00:24:35,091 --> 00:24:36,660
- Who wants to eat my cake?
426
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:39,390
- Hmm, it sounds good, but
I gotta go look for Jay.
427
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,730
- Right now? It's getting late.
428
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,020
- It's fine. Carter will come with me.
429
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:43,853
- No, he won't.
430
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,100
- Okay, I'll go find Walter
431
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,480
and the two of us to look for him.
432
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,310
- Just hurry back.
433
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,380
- I will. Save me some cake.
434
00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:54,390
- It's fucking delicious.
435
00:24:54,390 --> 00:24:55,223
I'm gonna lick it.
436
00:24:55,223 --> 00:24:57,390
- Yeah. I can't even eat it.
437
00:24:57,390 --> 00:24:59,090
- Does it taste better with titty?
438
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:31,533
- Mr. Clayton.
439
00:25:37,863 --> 00:25:38,696
You there?
440
00:25:42,492 --> 00:25:43,325
Great.
441
00:25:56,057 --> 00:25:57,115
- Poof!
442
00:25:57,115 --> 00:25:57,948
- Jesus.
443
00:25:57,948 --> 00:25:59,844
- A little jumpy. Are we?
444
00:25:59,844 --> 00:26:00,810
- What the hell you doing out here?
445
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,120
- I figured you could use a hand.
446
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,760
And I know how scared you get in the dark.
447
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,935
- Next time just leave with me.
448
00:26:07,935 --> 00:26:10,022
Where's the fun in that?
449
00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:16,353
- What are you kids
doing out here tonight?
450
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:20,580
- The guy who took off last night?
451
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,230
- The whiskey stealer.
452
00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:23,063
- Is the one.
453
00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:25,897
He hasn't come back yet.
454
00:26:28,442 --> 00:26:29,820
- And you thought now is a good time
455
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:31,293
to send out a search party?
456
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,480
- Well-
457
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,483
- We figured you knew these
woods better than anyone.
458
00:26:37,594 --> 00:26:41,463
- Ah, you wanna track him? Huh?
459
00:26:43,454 --> 00:26:45,053
You've
come to the right place.
460
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,753
Well, come on. Let's gotta move on.
461
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,750
What's with the crossbow?
462
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:55,600
Bears.
463
00:26:56,610 --> 00:26:59,670
You've killed
bears with that thing.
464
00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:00,870
Sure.
465
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,790
Takes a couple of shots of it.
466
00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:06,407
First one just pisses them off.
467
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,127
It makes me sick
468
00:27:11,157 --> 00:27:13,300
but I can't stop watching.
469
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:15,363
Leave them alone.
470
00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:19,200
They're in love.
471
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,053
- You call that love?
472
00:27:21,990 --> 00:27:23,820
As far as inside the cabin,
473
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,370
it's almost impossible
to see what's going on.
474
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:27,540
But if I had to guess
475
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:30,210
and I'm just shooting
in the dark here, Susie,
476
00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:32,640
the black guy is about to get some
477
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,470
and then somebody's dying.
478
00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:37,230
We're about to put the traffic
chopper down for the night,
479
00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:39,030
so we'll check back in tomorrow
480
00:27:39,030 --> 00:27:41,400
or about 15 minutes later in the film.
481
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,233
Susie.
482
00:27:42,233 --> 00:27:43,980
Thanks, Jim, fascinating-
483
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:44,813
- Oh my God,
484
00:27:44,813 --> 00:27:45,646
they're so fuckin' gross.
- you know mama likes a piece
485
00:27:45,646 --> 00:27:47,430
of chocolate cake every now and again too.
486
00:27:58,769 --> 00:28:03,769
- What do we have here?
487
00:28:05,128 --> 00:28:09,045
Looks like we're headed
in the right direction.
488
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,226
- Are we going to have to
listen to this all night?
489
00:28:29,529 --> 00:28:31,287
Ow.
490
00:28:31,287 --> 00:28:32,120
Aw, aw.
491
00:28:36,070 --> 00:28:39,090
- I think I need to sit down
492
00:28:39,090 --> 00:28:39,923
for a second.
493
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,393
- Seriously.
494
00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:49,428
♪ I wanna pick you up ♪
495
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,856
♪ We'll sit about down ♪
496
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:53,264
♪ Tell me it's yours baby ♪
497
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:54,185
♪ Who gives a shit ♪
498
00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,470
- No, no, shit.
499
00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:02,301
Did we do that?
500
00:29:02,301 --> 00:29:07,301
Oh, oh, God. It's so good.
501
00:29:07,630 --> 00:29:08,820
What are you doing?
502
00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:10,277
- You didn't hear that?
503
00:29:10,277 --> 00:29:11,316
- Hear what?
504
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:12,842
- Just shut up for a second.
505
00:29:12,842 --> 00:29:15,092
- Don't tell me to shut up.
506
00:29:20,401 --> 00:29:23,734
Why are you putting your boxers back on?
507
00:29:26,209 --> 00:29:31,209
Where are you going?
508
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,646
- Now, where were we?
509
00:30:23,852 --> 00:30:25,685
Sarah. Sarah.
510
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:27,943
Sarah. Sarah.
511
00:30:30,063 --> 00:30:32,687
Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Sarah.
512
00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:37,112
Sarah.
513
00:30:37,112 --> 00:30:38,970
Oh, welcome back.
514
00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,880
- What happened?
- You fainted.
515
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,500
- What's the matter with the lights?
516
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,790
- They went out?
517
00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,770
Yeah, we should go down to the
cellar and flip the breaker.
518
00:30:46,770 --> 00:30:48,210
Get these lights back on.
519
00:30:48,210 --> 00:30:49,980
- Cellar?
520
00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:52,173
- Yeah. Where else would it be?
521
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,113
Okay, be right back.
522
00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:55,950
- No, don't leave me.
523
00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:57,743
All right. We'll go together.
524
00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:03,360
- You wonder why a guy
525
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,900
would just wander off
like that by himself.
526
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:09,744
I mean, we're in the middle of the woods.
527
00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:11,577
Anything could happen.
528
00:31:12,525 --> 00:31:16,620
There is bears, badgers, bees,
529
00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:18,973
bats, birds, bees, badger,
530
00:31:21,090 --> 00:31:24,289
birds, bats, badger.
- Mr. Clayton.
531
00:31:24,289 --> 00:31:25,122
Bees.
532
00:31:25,122 --> 00:31:25,955
- Walter.
533
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,473
- Mr. Clayton.
534
00:31:31,621 --> 00:31:32,454
Oh shit.
535
00:31:34,110 --> 00:31:34,943
- Right behind.
536
00:31:41,395 --> 00:31:42,228
- Okay.
537
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,290
- Oh yeah, there is no
way I'm going down there.
538
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,635
- Oh God, Sarah, you're
such a fucking pussy.
539
00:31:57,635 --> 00:31:58,468
- I am not.
540
00:31:58,468 --> 00:32:00,394
I just don't wanna go into a dark cellar.
541
00:32:00,394 --> 00:32:01,530
- All right, I will do it, okay.
542
00:32:01,530 --> 00:32:04,110
You don't wanna get your nails broken.
543
00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:04,980
- Okay, we don't need lip.
544
00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:05,940
Okay, shut up.
545
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:06,870
- Just hurry.
- Shush.
546
00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:07,703
- I'm not gonna be out here long.
547
00:32:07,703 --> 00:32:11,013
- Can you shut up?
- Okay. Bye.
548
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:27,903
- Holy fuck, it's dark in here.
549
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,673
- Honey.
550
00:32:46,517 --> 00:32:51,517
I am gonna go upstairs and look
for a flashlight, all right?
551
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,763
- Mr. Clayton.
552
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,793
Mr. Clayton?
553
00:32:58,350 --> 00:32:59,370
Dani, he's gone.
554
00:33:01,469 --> 00:33:02,302
Dani?
555
00:33:37,614 --> 00:33:42,133
Mh, someone
persistent tonight.
556
00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:44,420
I can reserve for one more.
557
00:34:24,013 --> 00:34:27,330
- I don't think that you are
gonna find your friend tonight.
558
00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:29,860
- Mr. Clayton, are you okay?
559
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:33,453
- Yeah, I just twisted
my ankle on the way down.
560
00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:38,853
We should get going. Start
again in the morning.
561
00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:40,613
- Dani.
562
00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:43,383
- Hey. Listen, listen.
563
00:34:44,610 --> 00:34:46,560
Do you know you are way back?
564
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,393
- Huh?
565
00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:50,793
- I can't make it up there.
566
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:54,453
A quarter of a mile through the woods.
567
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,000
That's where we're headed.
568
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,434
- Dani.
569
00:34:58,434 --> 00:35:00,330
- Hey, come on now.
570
00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:01,623
She's a smart girl.
571
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,774
I'm sure she's already
headed back.
572
00:35:05,774 --> 00:35:06,812
- Dani.
573
00:35:06,812 --> 00:35:09,729
- Now, come on, gimme a hand, here.
574
00:35:11,095 --> 00:35:12,678
Ah. Oh shit. Sorry.
575
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:18,060
- Oh my God.
576
00:35:34,817 --> 00:35:37,497
Okay.
577
00:35:56,908 --> 00:35:57,741
- Bingo.
578
00:36:01,207 --> 00:36:02,040
All right.
579
00:36:05,157 --> 00:36:06,898
Why are you standing in the dark?
580
00:36:08,976 --> 00:36:10,803
No need to thank me.
581
00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:12,671
- Aah!
582
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:17,883
Baby. Daddy's coming.
583
00:36:20,490 --> 00:36:22,800
Trish, I fixed the lights.
584
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,957
You're not still mad at me, are you?
585
00:36:26,414 --> 00:36:29,716
♪ She's definitely dead ♪
586
00:36:29,716 --> 00:36:32,029
♪ Can I find out where my baby is ♪
587
00:36:32,029 --> 00:36:34,620
♪ Can I please ♪
588
00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:37,987
♪ She is definitely dead ♪
589
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,202
- Trish.
590
00:36:39,202 --> 00:36:41,095
♪ Trish is definitely dead ♪
591
00:36:41,095 --> 00:36:42,210
- He's just been gone a long time.
592
00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:45,060
- I don't think it's honestly
been that long, seriously.
593
00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:45,893
It's okay.
594
00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:50,308
- There you are.
595
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:52,770
- Is Dani back yet?
596
00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:54,480
- I didn't realize she left.
597
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,190
- We got split up.
- Where's Jay?
598
00:36:56,190 --> 00:36:57,633
- Nowhere to be found.
599
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:02,220
- Where did you go?
- Were you in my room?
600
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,990
- I thought I heard
something in the woods.
601
00:37:03,990 --> 00:37:06,000
- Hey, you guys seen Trish?
602
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,243
- Well, how did you find your way back?
603
00:37:07,243 --> 00:37:08,850
- I just retraced our steps.
604
00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:09,690
- In the dark?
605
00:37:09,690 --> 00:37:11,400
- Guys, where's Trish?
606
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,760
- I don't know, but I've been
hearing you two all night.
607
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,593
- Thank you.
608
00:37:15,593 --> 00:37:18,303
- She probably ran off
with a Hispanic guy.
609
00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:22,140
- Look, we've all had a long night.
610
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,523
Let's just calm down.
611
00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:26,040
- I've had it with this place.
612
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,580
- Where are you going?
613
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,630
- To find Trish.
614
00:37:30,630 --> 00:37:32,820
- I doubt she's wandering
around this late by herself.
615
00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:33,960
- That's what I'm afraid of.
616
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,670
- Well, if you go after her,
617
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:40,023
then tomorrow we'll be looking
for three instead of two.
618
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,650
- What are you doing?
619
00:37:48,085 --> 00:37:48,918
- What does it look like?
620
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:49,920
- You can't go back out there?
621
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,660
- He's gonna get lost. He
doesn't know where he is.
622
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,890
- And you do?
623
00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:56,280
- Jay and Trish clearly
don't wanna be found.
624
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,230
Let them do their thing and
we'll find them in the morning.
625
00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:01,623
- Just let him go.
626
00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:06,440
- This is supposed to
be our time together.
627
00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,557
- Carter.
628
00:38:24,810 --> 00:38:26,493
- Your lady friends are right.
629
00:38:28,237 --> 00:38:31,187
Nobody's
finding anybody out here tonight.
630
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,933
Come down to my place when you get up.
631
00:38:36,907 --> 00:38:39,574
I'll help you find your friends.
632
00:39:41,438 --> 00:39:44,100
Welcome
to "Bending Stress Away."
633
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,910
I will guide you stretch by stretch
634
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,710
through a simple set of exercises
635
00:39:49,710 --> 00:39:54,067
that will really dig deep,
spread you nice and wide,
636
00:39:54,067 --> 00:39:57,407
penetrate your insides and open you up.
637
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:27,000
I'm sorry.
638
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,603
These stretches usually
last longer, I swear.
639
00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:34,061
This has never happened to me, honestly.
640
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,473
- What's wrong.
641
00:40:45,013 --> 00:40:47,013
- I just wish you'd listen to me.
642
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,550
I don't want you getting hurt out there.
643
00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:52,680
- I can take care of myself.
You don't have to worry.
644
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,380
- Carter's a big boy. He can
take care of himself too.
645
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,353
- You're right.
646
00:41:02,550 --> 00:41:03,383
I'm sorry.
647
00:41:11,790 --> 00:41:14,013
- He's lucky to have you as a friend.
648
00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:21,810
- I'm lucky to have you.
649
00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:29,697
Let's try and get some rest.
650
00:41:36,134 --> 00:41:37,217
- I love you.
651
00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:40,739
- I love you too.
652
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,530
Try and keep it down.
653
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:31,958
Caller, you're on the air.
654
00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:33,390
Who do you think the killer is?
655
00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:35,310
My money's on
the Puerto Rican fellow
656
00:42:35,310 --> 00:42:36,930
who got his knob shot off at the-
657
00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:40,110
- No, Trish. What a surprise.
658
00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:42,413
- I'm just glad he found his way back.
659
00:42:42,413 --> 00:42:44,040
- You know, I thought having him shut up
660
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,970
for a while would cheer me up,
but it's just bumming me out.
661
00:42:47,970 --> 00:42:48,810
- You'd be sad too
662
00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:51,990
if the person you loved
ran off of someone else.
663
00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:53,790
- No, no one is worth that much fuss.
664
00:42:53,790 --> 00:42:56,613
If I'm able to still
be this age with no dick-
665
00:42:58,432 --> 00:42:59,515
- Hmm.
- Fuck.
666
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,343
- Good morning for you too.
667
00:43:03,836 --> 00:43:04,669
Is everything okay?
668
00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:07,860
- Mm-hm. Yeah, I just, just missed you.
669
00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:12,420
- Oh baby, don't worry,
I'm not going anywhere.
670
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:13,470
It's an interesting take,
671
00:43:13,470 --> 00:43:15,510
and I'm sorry to hear about your penis.
672
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:16,343
Jim.
- What?
673
00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:18,360
How's the
traffic looking out there?
674
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,340
- Harder.
- Same shit, different day.
675
00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:22,560
It looks like the black guy is on the-
676
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,550
- Be back as soon as I can.
677
00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:25,117
The goofy looking white guy
678
00:43:25,117 --> 00:43:27,073
is hot on his tail again.
679
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,175
Carter, would you
slow down for Christ sake?
680
00:43:41,008 --> 00:43:42,639
- Open your fucking door.
681
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,690
Get your ass up, old man.
682
00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:47,843
He's probably in
the bathroom or something.
683
00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:51,423
- Fuck it. Sick of waiting.
684
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,820
- Whoa. The hell are you doing?
685
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,890
- Let go. What does it
look like I'm doing?
686
00:43:58,890 --> 00:44:00,490
- Looks like you lost your mind.
687
00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:02,690
- Come on, drop it.
688
00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:05,693
Put it down.
689
00:44:08,087 --> 00:44:09,273
Put it down.
690
00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:13,562
Put down the fucking stick.
691
00:44:15,810 --> 00:44:16,643
- Happy?
692
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,840
- Yeah. Thanks
693
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,200
Goddammit! Carter.
694
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:29,032
I told him I need
a man, not a little boy.
695
00:44:29,032 --> 00:44:29,865
Good for you.
696
00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:30,900
You need to treat me right
697
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:32,400
if you wanna get in the woods.
698
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,380
- Any special someone in your life, Dani?
699
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:38,880
- Nope.
700
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,720
- Come on. There's no guy or...
701
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,400
To the woods
and all of their friends-
702
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,260
- I've always been much better on my own.
703
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,340
- Amen sister.
704
00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:49,620
Talking about
murders in cabins woods.
705
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:52,170
- I'm gonna make some snacks.
- Back to our callers
706
00:44:52,170 --> 00:44:54,840
to find out what's been
happening out there in the woods,
707
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,140
today's episode is brought
to you by Random Wooden Axes.
708
00:44:58,140 --> 00:45:01,140
- You never wondered what it
would be like to settle down?
709
00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,610
- Not really.
710
00:45:02,610 --> 00:45:04,230
- That's hard to believe.
711
00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:05,063
- Why?
712
00:45:05,063 --> 00:45:07,500
- Well, you've been friends
with guys your whole life.
713
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,230
You never thought maybe
you could see yourself
714
00:45:10,230 --> 00:45:11,659
with one of them?
715
00:45:11,659 --> 00:45:12,930
- No.
716
00:45:12,930 --> 00:45:14,907
- Really?
- Not at all.
717
00:45:15,740 --> 00:45:17,160
Or even the
mysterious lady best friend
718
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:17,993
who's throwing-
- What?
719
00:45:17,993 --> 00:45:18,826
- Some major vibes-
- Nothing.
720
00:45:18,826 --> 00:45:21,633
- To wife's new husband.
- No, say it.
721
00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:27,033
- It's just I see the
way you look at Grant.
722
00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:30,120
- Sarah, you've got it all wrong.
723
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,620
He and I are just friends.
724
00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:33,600
- I said that about him once.
725
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,240
- Believe me, Grant is not my type.
726
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,230
Caller, your in the air.
727
00:45:37,230 --> 00:45:38,370
I know who's
been killing everyone
728
00:45:38,370 --> 00:45:39,327
in that house in the court.
729
00:45:39,327 --> 00:45:41,553
The murderer is-
- Shit!
730
00:45:42,390 --> 00:45:43,980
What's wrong?
731
00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:45,273
- The power's out again.
732
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:49,733
Oof!
733
00:45:50,970 --> 00:45:54,510
- Well, I think I'm gonna get cleaned up.
734
00:45:54,510 --> 00:45:55,360
- Are you coming?
735
00:46:16,470 --> 00:46:18,750
Maybe I should
have stayed upstairs.
736
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,050
Quit complaining.
737
00:46:32,010 --> 00:46:34,530
It is really dark down here.
738
00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:37,270
- I think it's right around this corner.
739
00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:49,283
- What's that?
740
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,111
- Oh my gosh. She dead?
741
00:47:00,111 --> 00:47:00,944
Please say she wasn't dead.
742
00:47:00,944 --> 00:47:02,539
Please tell me she wasn't dead.
743
00:47:02,539 --> 00:47:04,403
- You fucking saw her.
744
00:47:04,403 --> 00:47:07,903
Dani, we gotta get outta this place, shit.
745
00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:13,421
- I'm not leaving without him.
746
00:47:13,421 --> 00:47:15,754
I'm not leaving without him.
747
00:47:16,817 --> 00:47:19,067
Dani, we gotta go.
748
00:47:24,193 --> 00:47:26,250
Trish, can you hear me?
749
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,860
Trish? Jay you're out there?
750
00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:29,693
- Fuck Jay.
751
00:47:29,693 --> 00:47:30,526
We gotta find them both.
752
00:47:30,526 --> 00:47:31,920
- That piece of shit is on his own.
753
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,060
- You're not gonna be in any help to Trish
754
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,290
if you don't keep it together.
755
00:47:34,290 --> 00:47:36,180
- Don't talk to me like
I'm a fucking idiot.
756
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,100
If you were Sarah out here,
you wanna be this calm.
757
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,600
- I understand that you're worried.
758
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,430
- You don't understand shit.
759
00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:43,380
Your bitch is at home right now.
760
00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:46,800
- Yeah, she's no Trish. That's for sure.
761
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,773
- Fuck you.
762
00:47:47,773 --> 00:47:49,650
I dare you to say that shit to me again.
763
00:47:49,650 --> 00:47:51,030
- She has no Trish. That's for sure.
764
00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:52,020
- Say it one more time.
765
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:52,853
- She has no Trish.
766
00:47:52,853 --> 00:47:53,760
That's for sure.
- Guys, what's going on?
767
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:54,840
- Say that to my face.
768
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,593
- She's no Trish. That's for sure.
769
00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,460
- Back off.
770
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,533
- Fuck you both. I'll find her on my own.
771
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,640
- Fuck.
772
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,100
I figured you guys could use some help.
773
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,243
Clearly I was right.
774
00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:13,540
Come on, let's find these two
and get the hell out of here.
775
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,693
She's no Trish. That's for sure.
776
00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:21,857
- What are you doing?
777
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:22,690
What does it look like I'm doing?
778
00:48:22,690 --> 00:48:23,787
I'm getting the hell out of here.
779
00:48:23,787 --> 00:48:24,620
- We can't go.
780
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:25,890
- Trish is dead.
781
00:48:25,890 --> 00:48:27,520
- We can't just leave everyone.
782
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,613
Beth, you're starting to freak me out.
783
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,880
- Fine, I will wait for the rest,
784
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,903
but until then,
785
00:48:40,110 --> 00:48:43,173
no one fucks with us.
786
00:48:44,010 --> 00:48:46,290
- It's like, you know I'm
out there trying to help him
787
00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:47,370
and he shifts it all around
788
00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:50,010
trying to make me look like
I'm some kind of asshole.
789
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:52,170
- You are an asshole.
- What?
790
00:48:52,170 --> 00:48:53,280
- If it weren't for Carter,
791
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,890
I never would've known
you were getting married.
792
00:48:55,890 --> 00:48:56,723
- Dani.
793
00:48:56,723 --> 00:48:58,733
- Were you even gonna tell
me you were getting married?
794
00:49:00,895 --> 00:49:01,728
I-
795
00:49:01,728 --> 00:49:04,113
- Like I said, an asshole.
796
00:49:49,639 --> 00:49:50,472
We are sorry,
797
00:49:50,472 --> 00:49:53,460
there's still no service
in this horror film.
798
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:55,610
Please hang up and try
again in the sequel.
799
00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:59,760
Yes, you, the black guy hanging out
800
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,807
with all the dumb white idiots.
801
00:50:45,516 --> 00:50:46,349
- Oh shit.
802
00:50:51,985 --> 00:50:52,818
Shit.
803
00:50:55,238 --> 00:50:56,456
Oh shit.
804
00:51:13,777 --> 00:51:16,360
- Sarah, get over here quickly.
805
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,123
- What if-
- Shut your fucking mouth.
806
00:51:34,767 --> 00:51:36,465
Motherfucker.
807
00:51:37,632 --> 00:51:38,820
Baby. Oh my God.
808
00:51:38,820 --> 00:51:40,740
- That's one hell of a
way to welcome us back.
809
00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:43,317
- Why can't she use the front
door like a normal person?
810
00:51:43,317 --> 00:51:44,400
Are you okay?
811
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,900
- Yeah. Yeah. I'll be fine.
812
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:46,980
- Where is Carter?
813
00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:48,270
- He wandered into the woods.
814
00:51:48,270 --> 00:51:50,190
- We found Trish.
- Great.
815
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,170
- She's dead.
- Great.
816
00:51:52,170 --> 00:51:53,193
- She's dead?
817
00:51:57,015 --> 00:51:57,848
Are you serious?
818
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,733
Is, is she serious?
819
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,043
- She's dead.
820
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:21,077
- Glad to see you ladies got
the lights working again.
821
00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:48,413
- Oh God.
822
00:52:53,550 --> 00:52:55,000
We should bring her upstairs.
823
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,280
- What were you doing
out there with Grant?
824
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,113
- What do you mean?
825
00:53:06,113 --> 00:53:07,650
- Come on, Dani. Cut the shit.
826
00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:08,760
- What are you talking about?
827
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,010
- I see the way you look at him.
828
00:53:11,010 --> 00:53:12,630
- You don't think I know
what you've been doing?
829
00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:14,700
- He is not my type.
830
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:18,009
- Would both of you
shut the up on the lamp?
831
00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:21,270
What a total psychopath!
832
00:53:21,270 --> 00:53:22,950
You're right about that, Susie.
833
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:25,830
She's definitely no
Trish. That's for sure.
834
00:53:25,830 --> 00:53:29,100
In other news, random tarps
has done a complete recall
835
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:30,750
on all of their blue tarps.
836
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,310
Customers should not handle
837
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:35,010
or wrap loved ones dead corpses in them.
838
00:53:35,010 --> 00:53:38,040
If they do, however,
definitely stand clear-
839
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,450
- I'm getting the fuck out of here.
840
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:42,167
- Just calm down.
- You stay away from me.
841
00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,584
- What are doing?
842
00:53:44,724 --> 00:53:48,922
- You all are fucking crazy.
- Middle of our big climax.
843
00:53:48,922 --> 00:53:50,922
Just a few minutes away.
844
00:53:58,134 --> 00:53:59,467
- Beth, come on.
845
00:54:04,336 --> 00:54:06,400
Beth come on. Open the door.
846
00:54:09,128 --> 00:54:09,961
Beth.
847
00:54:13,623 --> 00:54:14,823
Come on. Open up.
848
00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:21,893
Honey, nothing is
going to happen to you out here.
849
00:54:21,893 --> 00:54:22,726
Beth.
850
00:54:25,092 --> 00:54:26,342
Beth.
851
00:54:28,302 --> 00:54:30,590
You know you got to pay
for that lamp, right?
852
00:54:30,590 --> 00:54:33,007
Because I'm not ready for it.
853
00:54:36,066 --> 00:54:37,714
Beth.
854
00:54:37,714 --> 00:54:39,185
She better cover that lamp.
855
00:54:39,185 --> 00:54:41,377
My Airbnb rating is going downhill fast
856
00:54:41,377 --> 00:54:43,839
because of this.
857
00:55:15,623 --> 00:55:17,115
- Beth.
858
00:55:17,115 --> 00:55:18,086
Beth.
- Beth.
859
00:55:18,086 --> 00:55:19,596
- Grant, do something.
860
00:55:19,596 --> 00:55:21,308
- Beth, stand back.
861
00:55:27,579 --> 00:55:28,449
Beth.
862
00:55:28,449 --> 00:55:29,616
Oh fuck. Beth.
863
00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:52,143
Shit.
864
00:55:54,180 --> 00:55:55,013
- Jay's car.
865
00:56:04,770 --> 00:56:05,910
Shit.
866
00:56:05,910 --> 00:56:06,810
- Check the visor.
867
00:56:08,058 --> 00:56:09,381
- Fuck.
868
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,083
Come on.
869
00:56:13,932 --> 00:56:17,551
What are you waiting for?
870
00:56:17,551 --> 00:56:19,134
- What is he doing?
871
00:56:21,751 --> 00:56:23,230
Grant, just get back here.
872
00:56:23,230 --> 00:56:25,078
Don't you dare go-
873
00:56:25,078 --> 00:56:25,911
- I'll check under the hood.
874
00:56:25,911 --> 00:56:26,780
You try to start it.
875
00:56:28,681 --> 00:56:29,640
- Whoa. What are you doing?
876
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,473
- It's Clayton.
877
00:56:30,473 --> 00:56:32,460
He killed Trish and gutted Jay like a pig.
878
00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:34,230
- Just get in the car and
let the police handle this.
879
00:56:34,230 --> 00:56:35,100
- Get outta my way.
880
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:37,560
- You're putting us all at risk here.
881
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,789
- Come on.
882
00:56:38,789 --> 00:56:39,622
- Stop yelling.
- I'm not playing now.
883
00:56:39,622 --> 00:56:41,206
- Neither am I.
884
00:56:42,638 --> 00:56:43,471
Dani.
885
00:56:49,508 --> 00:56:51,479
- What the fuck is going on?
886
00:56:51,479 --> 00:56:52,524
- Baby, get outta the car.
887
00:56:52,524 --> 00:56:53,607
- What is it?
888
00:57:14,505 --> 00:57:15,338
Yep, you guessed it.
889
00:57:15,338 --> 00:57:17,760
Still no service out here, asshole.
890
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,493
Please hang up and get the
fuck out there before it's-
891
00:57:22,451 --> 00:57:23,284
- Fuck.
892
00:57:23,284 --> 00:57:24,630
- Still nothing?
893
00:57:24,630 --> 00:57:26,640
- There no reception at this place.
894
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,490
- Mr. Clayton said that there
was a phone line in his house.
895
00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:30,603
- The line is cut.
896
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:32,913
I checked.
897
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:35,613
- It was just his head.
898
00:57:36,810 --> 00:57:38,940
There was nobody. It was just a head.
899
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:40,650
- Yeah, we know. We saw it.
900
00:57:40,650 --> 00:57:42,720
- Fighting isn't gonna solve this problem.
901
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:43,920
- Bitching about it isn't either.
902
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,633
- And what do you suggest?
903
00:57:48,690 --> 00:57:50,040
- We could switch the tires
904
00:57:53,610 --> 00:57:55,050
on the two cars.
905
00:57:55,050 --> 00:57:56,580
We could take the tires off of Jay's car
906
00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:57,720
and put them on Grant's.
907
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,100
- We should just lock this place down,
908
00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,930
wait until morning and walk back to town.
909
00:58:00,930 --> 00:58:03,090
- We could get the hell
out of here tonight.
910
00:58:03,090 --> 00:58:05,070
- Yeah, agreed.
911
00:58:05,070 --> 00:58:07,223
- All right, let's say
we switched the tires.
912
00:58:08,850 --> 00:58:11,970
We go as a group, stand in the open,
913
00:58:11,970 --> 00:58:13,800
waiting for some sick fuck to kill us.
914
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,390
- Her feet moved.
915
00:58:15,390 --> 00:58:17,250
Her fucking feet are moving.
916
00:58:17,250 --> 00:58:18,450
She's still alive.
917
00:58:18,450 --> 00:58:19,440
- No, she isn't.
918
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,180
- Yes, she is. I saw it.
919
00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:22,467
- Stuff like that
happens after people die.
920
00:58:22,467 --> 00:58:25,456
- No, no, she's still alive. I know it.
921
00:58:25,456 --> 00:58:26,706
- Jesus Christ.
922
00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:29,698
Hey Trish, you alive?
923
00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:35,220
See? Still dead.
924
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,483
- Dani, what the fuck?
925
00:58:37,762 --> 00:58:40,200
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
926
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:43,203
This is supposed to be the
best weekend of our lives.
927
00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:45,653
- What do you want me to do?
928
00:58:46,621 --> 00:58:49,813
Get her the fuck away from me.
929
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,593
- Gimme a hand.
930
00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:58,253
- The best room.
931
00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:10,923
- Shit!
- Oh shit!
932
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:21,953
- Grant, I...
933
00:59:32,660 --> 00:59:33,493
- Dani.
934
00:59:39,681 --> 00:59:41,481
- This isn't how I saw things going.
935
00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:43,893
- I know.
936
01:00:18,153 --> 01:00:19,553
It's not what it looks like.
937
01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,523
- Sarah.
- I love you.
938
01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:28,502
- Sorry.
939
01:00:37,722 --> 01:00:38,555
- Grant.
940
01:00:40,363 --> 01:00:41,196
- Sarah.
941
01:00:41,196 --> 01:00:43,314
- What's going on?
- Grant?
942
01:00:43,314 --> 01:00:44,226
- Oh God.
943
01:00:44,226 --> 01:00:46,241
- Grant.
- Sarah.
944
01:00:46,241 --> 01:00:47,491
Grant.
945
01:00:49,621 --> 01:00:51,661
- Grant.
- Sarah.
946
01:00:51,661 --> 01:00:52,911
Grant.
947
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,483
- Perfect.
948
01:01:37,758 --> 01:01:38,591
Oh fuck.
949
01:01:55,714 --> 01:01:57,983
Fuck.
950
01:02:50,965 --> 01:02:52,465
You fucking bitch.
951
01:02:54,505 --> 01:02:56,422
- Sarah, where are you?
952
01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:57,263
- Carter?
953
01:06:00,652 --> 01:06:01,485
Goddamn!
954
01:06:43,021 --> 01:06:45,021
- What's wrong with you?
955
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:52,333
No. No.
956
01:06:55,621 --> 01:06:57,204
No, no, no, no, no,
957
01:06:59,952 --> 01:07:00,785
no, no.
958
01:07:02,091 --> 01:07:02,924
No, no.
959
01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:08,073
No. No. Sarah.
960
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:21,783
Stay with me, baby.
961
01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:29,213
Talk to me.
962
01:07:45,766 --> 01:07:46,849
- I love you.
963
01:08:18,687 --> 01:08:22,157
Hey Joey, we got
another body over here.
964
01:08:22,157 --> 01:08:23,198
That's fucked up, Rico.
965
01:08:23,198 --> 01:08:24,540
Hey Nicky. Is it in the bed?
966
01:08:24,540 --> 01:08:26,550
Nah, it went
under a fucking car.
967
01:08:26,550 --> 01:08:27,960
- All right.
- If it ain't in the bed,
968
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:29,250
then fuck him, right?
969
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:31,282
Rico, you heard the man.
970
01:08:31,282 --> 01:08:33,365
Let's get the outta here.
971
01:08:46,353 --> 01:08:47,843
- This doesn't make any sense.
972
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,883
Everyone's dead.
973
01:08:57,810 --> 01:08:59,530
- But we made it through.
974
01:09:14,190 --> 01:09:15,390
- Why would she do this?
975
01:09:22,224 --> 01:09:26,391
- It's amazing what some
people would do for love.
976
01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,850
- Let's get the hell outta here.
977
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:06,990
Oh.
978
01:10:06,990 --> 01:10:08,550
- What's wrong?
979
01:10:08,550 --> 01:10:10,230
- I forgot my jacket.
980
01:10:10,230 --> 01:10:11,412
- Okay, I'll get it.
981
01:10:11,412 --> 01:10:12,245
- No, no.
982
01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:17,550
I'll only be a minute.
983
01:11:00,444 --> 01:11:04,110
It's amazing what some
people would do for our love.
984
01:11:04,110 --> 01:11:07,530
I, Sarah, take you,
Grant, to be my husband.
985
01:11:07,530 --> 01:11:11,849
- I Sarah, take you,
Grant, to be my husband.
986
01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:15,540
What is going on?
987
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:17,113
- Time to do this. Let's
cut those balls out.
988
01:11:31,410 --> 01:11:32,740
Nothing's wrong.
989
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:34,080
We just having a little fun, Grant.
990
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,630
- This supposed to be our time together.
991
01:11:36,630 --> 01:11:41,630
Come on, let's see the goods.
992
01:11:42,025 --> 01:11:43,020
You are ridiculous.
993
01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:45,101
- Or I'll just get yours then.
994
01:11:57,330 --> 01:12:01,110
- Most young people getting
married have no patience.
995
01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:04,170
My wife and I bought a small cabin
996
01:12:04,170 --> 01:12:06,180
quarter of a mile through the woods.
997
01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:07,110
- Where's your wife tonight?
998
01:12:07,110 --> 01:12:07,943
- Buried.
999
01:12:22,142 --> 01:12:24,532
It's just
insulin. I'm a diabetic.
1000
01:12:24,532 --> 01:12:25,980
Beth, you are
starting to freak me out.
1001
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:27,720
- No one is worth that much fuss.
1002
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,480
- We have already had our
fair share of interruptions.
1003
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,680
At least you don't
have to stick a needle
1004
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,916
in your ass every day.
1005
01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:42,750
Your bitch
is at home right now.
1006
01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:45,060
- Carter's a big boy. He can
take care of himself too.
1007
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:46,290
- I've had it with this place.
1008
01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:48,540
He's lucky to
have you as a friend.
1009
01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,705
- You fucking bitch.
1010
01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:11,040
We lived three
houses down from one another
1011
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,530
so we spent a lot of
time growing up together.
1012
01:13:13,530 --> 01:13:15,513
You'd be sad too if
the person you loved ran off
1013
01:13:15,513 --> 01:13:16,530
with someone else.
1014
01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:18,390
- Sarah, you've got it all wrong.
1015
01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:19,890
What were you
doing out there with Grant?
1016
01:13:19,890 --> 01:13:21,660
- He is not my type.
1017
01:13:21,660 --> 01:13:23,520
- You don't think I know
what you've been doing?
1018
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,050
Do you really
think that she's the one?
1019
01:13:25,050 --> 01:13:27,880
- To have and to hold
from this day forward
1020
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,020
'till death do us part.
1021
01:14:03,737 --> 01:14:05,570
- You have everything?
1022
01:14:06,837 --> 01:14:08,542
- I do now.
1023
01:14:46,650 --> 01:14:49,050
Jim Reynolds here
in the traffic chopper.
1024
01:14:49,050 --> 01:14:51,000
Looks like the weather is
clearing up down there.
1025
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,260
No cars on the road
1026
01:14:52,260 --> 01:14:54,540
and just a couple of bodies on the ground.
1027
01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:55,800
Susie.
1028
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,030
Thanks, Jim.
1029
01:14:57,030 --> 01:14:58,800
We have a developing story happening
1030
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,020
and it doesn't look
good for another group.
1031
01:15:01,020 --> 01:15:03,150
We're going to head live to Sherry Mallick
1032
01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:04,710
reporting from the field
1033
01:15:04,710 --> 01:15:05,820
Sherry.
1034
01:15:05,820 --> 01:15:06,780
Thanks, Susie.
1035
01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:09,150
On the night of Friday, September 22nd,
1036
01:15:09,150 --> 01:15:12,330
the Miller's Airbnb was
bustling with activity
1037
01:15:12,330 --> 01:15:15,030
from a group of friends
renting out their cabin
1038
01:15:15,030 --> 01:15:18,060
for a small wedding weekend celebration.
1039
01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:20,070
But when they returned on Monday morning,
1040
01:15:20,070 --> 01:15:22,530
it was a completely different story.
1041
01:15:22,530 --> 01:15:25,500
John and Tina Miller had been
living in the Westchester area
1042
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:28,680
since they sold their ice
cream store down on Route 9
1043
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,090
about eight years ago.
1044
01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:32,640
They bought a small cabin
not too far from the Hudson,
1045
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,430
and eventually decided it
could be a secondary source
1046
01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:36,900
of income for them.
1047
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,090
Things were going quite
well for the couple
1048
01:15:39,090 --> 01:15:41,430
until this past weekend when they returned
1049
01:15:41,430 --> 01:15:43,440
and all of their renters were dead.
1050
01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:46,620
One was shot with a crossbow,
one had her throat slit,
1051
01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,900
one was hacked in the face with an ax,
1052
01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:53,460
and another was completely
decapitated, probably by the ax.
1053
01:15:53,460 --> 01:15:56,850
And by the looks of it,
it was a Random Wooden Ax.
1054
01:15:56,850 --> 01:15:59,790
The last two victims were
impaled in the master bedroom
1055
01:15:59,790 --> 01:16:02,850
in what appears to have been
a poisoning of some sort,
1056
01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:06,660
although the toxicology
report has not come back yet.
1057
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:08,010
The Millers became alarmed
1058
01:16:08,010 --> 01:16:11,010
when they tried to ring
their caretaker on Sunday,
1059
01:16:11,010 --> 01:16:12,750
but the phone lines were cut.
1060
01:16:12,750 --> 01:16:13,830
When speaking with Tina,
1061
01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:15,480
she mentioned there were seven people
1062
01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,400
that had their names down on the rental.
1063
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,520
And we can confirm that the
caretaker of the property,
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01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:25,110
72-year-old Walter Clayton,
was among the casualties.
1065
01:16:25,110 --> 01:16:28,380
Tina mentioned that Mr.
Clayton was responsible
1066
01:16:28,380 --> 01:16:31,320
for looking after their cabin
when renters were there.
1067
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:34,710
She said he and his late
wife had a small cabin nearby
1068
01:16:34,710 --> 01:16:37,050
about a quarter mile through the woods.
1069
01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:39,270
Authorities and neighbors
are on high alert,
1070
01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:41,760
warning anyone heading
to a cabin this weekend
1071
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:45,210
to avoid all crossbows,
knives, axes, sharp objects,
1072
01:16:45,210 --> 01:16:48,120
poisons, and especially decapitations.
1073
01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:49,410
Now, I'm not a mathematician,
1074
01:16:49,410 --> 01:16:51,720
but six bodies including the caretaker
1075
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,550
and seven were on the lease agreement,
1076
01:16:53,550 --> 01:16:55,650
sounds like case is closed to me.
1077
01:16:55,650 --> 01:16:58,050
A real grim site over here, Susie.
1078
01:16:58,050 --> 01:17:00,930
But on the bright side, looks
like the sun is coming up
1079
01:17:00,930 --> 01:17:03,060
and it's going to be a beautiful day.
1080
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:05,610
Sherry Mallick, "Channel 5 News."
1081
01:17:05,610 --> 01:17:06,443
Hmm.
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