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Libby, I know you put a lot of
work into this one, but I'm afraid that-
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Come on, Marty, it's a great book.
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There's some really
good work in there, you know?
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How about the scene where Mr.
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Faggioli makes love to Lillian
right there in the butcher shop, huh?
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Yeah, but-What's the matter?
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It didn't get to you?
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The smell of the sawdust, her naked
body pressed against the wax paper,
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the rib roast on special.
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I'm sorry, Libby, I just don't
think this one is right for us.
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All right, I'll make you a deal.
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You publish my book, and I'll give
you the best blowjob you ever had.
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What do you say?
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Bye-bye, Libby.
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You don't know what
you're missing, Marty?
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I used to play the trumpet.
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Well, it's my loss, so
bye-bye, now you take it easy.
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Watch that traffic out there.
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Is the week over?
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Is it Friday?
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Is it almost five o'clock?
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What, were you in a car accident?
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Yeah, it's Friday,
and as soon as Fenton
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drops off the book,
we're out of here.
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Cape COD, here I come.
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You know, me and my sister
Gina went to Cape COD once.
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She slept with the Kennedy.
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Which Kennedy?
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Is there a Leonard?
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I'll be in my office.
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Marty, where's my book?
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Where's my big bestseller?
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Getting harder than
algebra, just thinking about it.
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Well, actually, Fenton
hasn't brought it in yet.
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Jesus Christ, Marty.
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It goes to the printers on Monday.
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It'll be there on Monday.
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Lucky, he's a little
behind schedule,
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okay, he's going
through a rough divorce.
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But I talked to him this morning,
and the book is finished, really.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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I'm not worried, don't you be worried.
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I promise you, his book will be
on your desk first thing Monday.
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Very good, Marty, very good.
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Of course, if it's
not on my desk first
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thing Monday morning,
I'm gonna take your
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balls, paint them pretty colors,
toss them in a basket, and
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ship them off to the Easter Bunny.
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Why not shoot a little Easter Bunny?
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Have a nice weekend.
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You too.
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Looks pretty bad, doesn't it?
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Worse than that.
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My God.
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Here comes Peter Cottontail.
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I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, Fenton.
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You must have coffees.
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No, this is it.
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You've got it on disk, right?
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She microwaved it.
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Someone's coming down the bunny trail.
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Hard drive?
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In the dishwasher.
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I guess she's got a lot of anger.
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And too many appliances.
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Well, I'm fucked.
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I'm totally fucked.
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I love Easter.
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It's my favorite holiday.
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Do you wanna hit me?
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Go ahead, it'll make you feel better.
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Fenton.
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Ow. Toby.
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Well, you weren't gonna do it.
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Matthew.
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Ariel.
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Cape COD.
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Yes, yes, Cape COD, soon.
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Soon, Cape COD.
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Have a seat.
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All right, all right now.
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There must be something we can do.
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Why don't you tell Gibby the truth?
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I'm sure he'll understand.
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I just killed myself sometimes.
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An apartment for you, you got
a dress on, I'll bust you in the nose.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna put this back together.
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We are?
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Why not?
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We can still read the words.
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We'll do it piece by piece.
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Shh.
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If you listen, you can hear pigs flying.
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Okay, we got 62 hours fit and
I'm gonna need you all weekend.
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Okay, I don't have a toothbrush,
but of course I understand.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Forget it.
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I gotta see my aunt this weekend.
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She's in the hospital, dying.
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She could go any minute.
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I'll pay you double golden
time and kick in two vacation days.
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She's in God's hands.
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I'll get the tape.
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We'll use the conference room.
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You better put on a fresh pot of coffee.
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We can do this.
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I know we can do this.
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Cape COD.
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Huh?
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Oh.
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Oh, Ariel.
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I'm sorry.
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Some other weekend, Cape COD, okay?
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This weekend book.
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No Cape COD?
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No.
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No Cape COD.
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Oh, did you call me?
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Oh.
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I am your-- Go to fuck, Marthy.
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When do they go to the hotel?
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Why?
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That's the Waterford, Chapter 8.
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Isn't this how Stalin
tortured his political prisoners?
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Why don't you think
of this as a game, okay?
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Sort of like a Jigsaw puzzle.
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More like 318 Jigsaw puzzles.
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Well, maybe that's 318 times the fun.
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If I was to smack him upside the
head, which side would that be exactly?
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Enough, Toby.
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What I need from you is a little
less complaining and a lot more work.
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Look at my pile.
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Look at Fenton's pile.
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Your piles were our piles.
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We're an hour ago.
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There.
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Now I'm ahead of you.
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Wake me when you catch up.
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So, Fenton, what
does a guy got to do
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to make a woman do
something like this?
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I mean, this is not exactly a cap
off the toothpaste kind of thing.
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No, it was nothing like that.
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She said I left my passions on the page.
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No kidding.
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You seem like a pretty feisty guy to me.
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Do you think we could
keep the chit chat to a minimum?
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Some of us are aware of our deadline here.
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But she's really taking
you to the cleaners, huh?
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Well, so far it looks like I'm
going to be able to keep my car
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and my Indian arrowhead collection.
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Oh, you're really
making out like a bandits.
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Does the word lollygagging
mean anything to anyone?
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Shut up.
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Would you please shut up?
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We have been in this room for
14 hours breathing the same air.
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I've got paper cuts and
tape goo all over my hands.
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We're working and
we're exhausted and
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we do not want to
hear about lollyg agging
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or dilly-dallying or
visiting with our neighbors.
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So would you please just
shut up before I kill you?
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Okay, I think we're
ready for a 15-minute break.
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Please don't leave the building.
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You should give him a hard time.
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When you got a gift.
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So, Fenton, what'd you
do when you found all this?
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Well, to be honest,
I got pretty steamed.
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Yeah, and?
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And I told her I would
appreciate it if she didn't do it again.
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Well, jump back.
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Fenton, the woman hacked
the year of your life into pieces.
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Now, what are you going to do about it?
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Well, I'll probably get over it.
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Ow! You keep hitting me.
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Well, you got to learn to hit back.
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Really, I don't know if
this is such a good idea.
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Are you scared? Of course you're scared.
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So use it. Make your fear work for you.
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The mongoose bites most
fiercely when it's cornered.
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She dislocated my shoulder once.
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It's a bone, Fenton. It's a bone.
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Okay, feel free to call her names.
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Make fun of body parts. Threats are good.
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Helen, it's me. I have some...
What? I'm at Whitestone.
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Uh, Carol has him.
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Of course the cat likes her.
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Well, I'm sorry, but... >>
Remember the mongoose!
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But that is not why I called.
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I just wanted you to
know that I'm rather...
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I am very, very upset about
what you did to my book.
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I don't care about your anger, okay?
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No! You shut up!
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My feelings have just as
much validity as your feelings.
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That is something you
never understood, did you?
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That's why you are gonna grow old alone.
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A very lonely old woman with
no friends, no love, no pets.
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I'm glad it's over.
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Goodbye, Helen. Goodbye.
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Wow.
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That was incredible.
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She was really surprised, too.
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This is great. Who else can I call?
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My mother. No.
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My sixth grade math teacher, Mrs. Alsuite.
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She was such a bitch.
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Easy, easy. Slow down.
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You've got to savor it like a fine wine.
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Oh, this is great. Thank you, Toby.
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No problem.
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Toby! Fenton!
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What are you two doing?
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Our break was over two minutes ago.
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We're already six pages behind schedule.
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What are you graining at?
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I'm a mongoose.
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You people are a mess.
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Okay, people.
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We have to have this on Gibby's
desk in 29 hours and 56 minutes.
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Now, I think it's time to review our goal.
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Get a procedure on the knob on the
cleared path through the minefields.
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Then cut west as far as
you can go to our Texas 2.
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All right.
Why don't we start with "Why are we here?"
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The book. We're here to do the book.
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Not to make phone calls to our ex-wives.
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Not to complain about
the working conditions.
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Not to put funny signs on people's backs.
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It's just this kind of
counterproductive... Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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My back!
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I'll call 911.
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No, no, no, no, the book.
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I've got to finish the book.
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Someone just bring me my pile.
I'll work on it from here.
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Where's the tape?
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Shit!
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I got some pills I take from my shoulder.
Do you want one?
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No, thanks.
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I'm not a big believer in medication.
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Please, Doug.
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Oh, the pill.
Fenton, give me the fucking pill.
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I'm not going to take a break.
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Toby, get back here.
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Come and get me.
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Give me it.
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Oh!
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Toby, your page looks really great.
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Well, you wrote it.
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You know what would be good?
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A book about ducks.
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Ducks?
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Everybody does books about people.
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When was the last time
you read a good duck book?
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It just might work.
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We clean up.
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Do I?
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I like ducks.
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I like the word duck.
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Duck.
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Duck.
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Think like happy ducks.
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Uh, Martin, no more pills.
You've had like three or four already.
264
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,000
Oh, come on, come on, just one more.
265
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,000
I still got a little twin.
266
00:12:18,001 --> 00:12:20,000
Twin.
267
00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:21,000
Twin.
268
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,000
Twin.
269
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:25,000
Well, you ain't talking good since, Granny.
270
00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:31,000
Where you going?
271
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:35,000
I'm just going into the corridor.
272
00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:37,000
Corridor.
273
00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:53,000
Wow.
274
00:12:53,001 --> 00:12:55,000
This is amazing.
275
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:56,000
It's some view.
276
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:59,000
Huh? Yeah, I should sit up here more often.
277
00:12:59,001 --> 00:13:00,000
Hey, there's Brooklyn.
278
00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:02,000
Oh, and the great big bridge.
279
00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:04,000
All those unbelievably tall buildings.
280
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,000
People look just like ants.
281
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Hi.
282
00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:10,000
Wake up!
283
00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:11,000
What?
284
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:15,000
Last page.
285
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:19,000
I think you should do it.
286
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:21,000
No, I think you should do it.
287
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,000
Let's do it together.
288
00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:42,000
Tommy! Fun time!
289
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:43,000
I'm out.
290
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:47,000
Ariel? What are you doing here?
291
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:50,000
I thought you were mad at me.
292
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000
Jesus!
293
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,000
No underwear.
294
00:13:54,001 --> 00:14:15,000
All right, boys, this is where we get on.
295
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:17,000
Oh, no, Ariel, no.
296
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:19,000
I've got to do the work.
297
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:22,000
Howdy. I'm fantasy.
298
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:23,000
I know.
299
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:26,000
Where's she goes?
300
00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:27,000
Oh.
301
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:29,000
Oh, Ariel.
302
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,000
Ow.
303
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,000
Oh.
304
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,000
Oh.
305
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:36,000
Hey, Marty.
306
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,000
What did I tell you?
307
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,000
Huh? Great.
308
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:39,000
Huh?
309
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
Where's my book, Marty?
310
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:53,000
Give it.
311
00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:54,000
Where's my book, Marty?
312
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,000
Where's my book?
313
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,000
I can explain it.
314
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:59,000
We had a minus in the pen.
315
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,000
I need two more eggs for my basket.
316
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:06,000
Where am I going to find two more eggs?
317
00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:14,000
What happened?
318
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,000
You had a real rough night, bud.
319
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:25,000
I don't understand it.
320
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,000
Where is everybody?
321
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:36,000
Yes, sir, Mr. Lebrand. It's all finished.
322
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,000
Oh, my God.
323
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:40,000
Toby?
324
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,000
Benton?
325
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:45,000
Toby?
326
00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:46,000
Benton!
327
00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:47,000
Toby?
328
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:49,000
Benton?
329
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:52,000
Toby?
330
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:56,000
I can't believe you guys did this.
331
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:59,000
Get that book off!
332
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:02,000
We were meant to be here,
to see what we have seen.
333
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:05,000
The Earth itself doesn't
want us to know these things.
334
00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,000
Yeah!
335
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:07,000
Toby.
336
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:08,000
What?
337
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,000
Oh, boy!
338
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:12,000
Okay.
339
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,000
Yeah, boy!
340
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:19,000
Well, uh... I'm going to take a
shower, so I'll be in Gibby's office.
341
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:21,000
I guess I know where you'll be.
342
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:27,000
So I'll just leave the book out
here in case you want to read it.
343
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,000
Seriously, duh.
344
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:37,000
Easy.
345
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
What?
346
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:45,000
Huh?
347
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:46,000
Hey!
348
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:53,000
By tomorrow, all our problems will be over.
349
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:58,000
It's going to be a brand new day.
350
00:16:58,001 --> 00:16:59,000
Faton?
351
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:01,000
Faton?
352
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:04,000
Everything will be okay.
353
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:06,000
Faton?
354
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:07,000
Hey, hey, hey.
355
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,000
Faton?
356
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:10,000
Helen.
357
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,000
There you are.
358
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:13,000
I've been wandering around
this place for the last 20 minutes.
359
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:16,000
Look, I'm unarmed,
but I'm not afraid of you.
360
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,000
You're not, are you?
361
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:20,091
Ever since that call
yesterday, I haven't
362
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:22,000
been able to stop
thinking about you.
363
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:27,000
You had such fire, such animal passion.
364
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:29,000
That's close enough.
Stay on that side of the desk.
365
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,000
Honey, I'm serious.
366
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:32,000
Everything you said was true.
367
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:34,000
I have been selfish.
368
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:38,000
I just wanted you to know how sorry
I am about your book and your car.
369
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,000
Wait a minute.
370
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:41,000
What did you do to my car?
371
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:43,000
Well, you'll find out when you get home.
372
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:47,000
The important thing is, if you're
willing, I'd like to work this out.
373
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:49,000
Faton, please come back.
374
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:53,000
Hey, look what I... Oh, boy.
375
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:57,000
You fuck! You fucking fuck!
376
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:58,000
Helen, look!
377
00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,000
I hate you!
378
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:02,000
I'm going to destroy
everything you've ever owned!
379
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,000
Helen, don't!
380
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:06,000
You pig.
381
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:14,000
Look, lady, you lay another finger on
this man, and you wish your parents
382
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,000
had not been born.
383
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:24,000
Helen, Helen, Helen, no!
384
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,000
No!
385
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:35,000
No! You don't want to do that.
386
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,000
Watch me.
387
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:41,000
Oh, my God.
What kind of publishing house is this?
388
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:45,000
Helen. Helen, come on.
389
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:47,000
This is so silly.
390
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,000
Put the book down.
391
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,000
We're all your friends here.
392
00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:52,000
Stay back.
393
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:54,000
Okay, okay, Dave. Now look.
394
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,000
Thank you, Martin.
395
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,000
But I can stand up for myself.
396
00:18:57,001 --> 00:19:02,000
Helen, give me the goddamn book now.
397
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Oops. There goes the title page.
398
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:08,000
Back time for anger, Fenton. No more anger.
399
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:12,000
But you said... I know what I
said, but groveling is also effective.
400
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:16,000
Helen, please. Please, don't do this.
401
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:18,000
I'm sure you could work
out your problem with Fenton.
402
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:20,000
After he's been with that slut. Hey!
403
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:23,000
There go the acknowledgements.
404
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:25,000
Make love to her.
405
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,000
What?
406
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:28,000
That she will understand.
407
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,000
What about me?
Would you like to go out with me?
408
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:33,000
You could have dinner.
409
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:35,000
Pathetic.
410
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,000
Do you like the theater?
411
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:39,000
You know what? You're all pathetic.
412
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:41,000
I've had enough of this.
413
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:42,000
Stop!
414
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:44,000
Father, help me.
415
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:46,000
Don't let this happen to me again.
416
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:51,000
Thank you.
417
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:55,000
Here's your stupid book.
418
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:58,000
Don't go away, will you? Just go away.
419
00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:01,000
He always talks that
way when he's suicidal.
420
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:04,000
Everything's over.
421
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,000
There's nothing left to do.
422
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:06,000
Is it worth it?
423
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:07,000
Huh?
424
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:09,000
Is it really worth it?
425
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,000
Martin, why don't we go
downstairs away from the ledge?
426
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:16,000
Why don't we do it?
427
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:19,000
Beating ourselves into the ground
for something that costs $4.95
428
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,000
that some jerk is gonna
leave on the subway.
429
00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:23,000
Martin, you're just tired.
430
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:25,000
Why don't we all just go
home and get some rest, huh?
431
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:27,000
Should we carry him down?
432
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:29,000
I'm not gonna touch him. He's naked.
433
00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:31,000
Every day, it's the same thing.
434
00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:36,000
At a comma, con a comma, move a
comma, even though books are the same.
435
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,000
That's not true.
436
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:39,000
Oh, come on, Fenton.
437
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:41,000
Murder in January, murder in February.
What's the difference?
438
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:45,000
You just take one book and
you-- Anybody need a diagram?
439
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:48,000
Here we go. Murder in August.
440
00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:50,000
Replace August with September.
441
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:52,000
Fine. Done. Okay. Chapter one.
442
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:54,000
Janet loved Paris.
Right up until the moment,
443
00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:57,000
Professor Breod put a bullet
between her bright blue eyes.
444
00:21:57,001 --> 00:21:59,000
Uh, okay. Janet becomes Susan.
445
00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:00,000
Zorba.
446
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:01,000
Bob.
447
00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:03,013
Okay, but we're gonna
have to do something
448
00:22:03,025 --> 00:22:05,000
about his womanly
bosom in chapter three.
449
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:08,000
Uh, and then Paris
becomes-- Bensonhurst.
450
00:22:08,001 --> 00:22:09,000
Venice.
451
00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:12,000
Fine, Venice. Right up until the moment,
452
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:17,000
his gay lover Armando put a hand
grenade between two slices of toast.
453
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:20,000
But I was just getting creative.
454
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:23,000
I should be here longer than I thought.
455
00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:31,000
327 pages.
456
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,000
Here, let me rub them for you.
457
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:35,000
This building has dandruff.
458
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:37,000
Morning, all.
459
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:39,000
Martin, you look like shit.
460
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:41,000
You all look like shit.
461
00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:44,000
Hello, Gibby.
I hope you had a pleasant weekend.
462
00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:47,000
Bloody marvelous.
Didn't do a damn thing, actually.
463
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:50,000
Just lay about the house, yank
in my wanker. How about you?
464
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,000
Just about the same.
465
00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:56,000
I, uh-- Did you get a chance
to look at Fenton's book?
466
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:59,000
First thing Monday morning.
Just like I promised.
467
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:00,000
Yeah, just thumb through it.
468
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:03,000
And I must say, bloody great job.
469
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:05,000
Looks like another
Fenton Harley bestseller.
470
00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:07,000
Exactly like your last one, of course.
471
00:23:07,001 --> 00:23:13,000
We all remember what a big hit that was.
472
00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:16,000
Sure, sure we do. Didn't I tell you?
473
00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:18,000
Don't let your head get
too big for your hat, Marty.
474
00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:21,000
We've got the Maxwell
Graham book due next Monday.
475
00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:23,000
Hippity-hop.
476
00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:26,000
Here we go again.
477
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:35,000
Coming up next, actor Bernie
Mac and music by Beth Orton.
478
00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:36,001
In The Late Show.
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