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[Mr. Boss] The greatest high in the
world, perfect bliss in a bottle.
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Like how Matthew McConaughey feels
on the greatest night of his life,
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but you can snort it.
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Anyway, the way the twins describe
this Utopium stuff of yours,
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sounds amazing.
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It's getting there.
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I feel like the formula still
needs a little bit of work though.
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So get to work.
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And change that shirt of
yours once in a while.
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People are starting to talk.
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[snorts]
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And take it easy on that stuff.
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Quality control.
It's part of the process.
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[sighs]
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Hey. Just boxed up the new batch.
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You interested in giving it a spin?
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Yeah, pick me up.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[Hal] Why are you still tinkering, man?
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That last batch was perfection.
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Methylenedioxyamphetamine
level was too low.
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I want the basal ganglia
firing on both cylinders.
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Serotonin and dopamine
cascading together.
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It's crazy, it's that simple.
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[snorts]
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Match the right chemicals
with the right brain parts,
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anything can happen.
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Anything.
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- [growling]
- [man screaming]
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[doorbell rings]
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Martin Roberts?
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Yes.
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[Liv] Uh...
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My name is Olivia Moore.
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I'm your daughter.
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[exhales deeply]
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This is unbelievable.
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Mom finally gave me your name,
and after that it was easy.
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I work for the police department.
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You're a police officer?
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Assistant to the medical
examiner actually, but...
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So your mom, I imagine
she told you some stories.
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Well, she did tell me some.
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Well, that was a long time ago.
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And I'm sober now.
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- And, uh...
- [cell phone buzzing]
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[Liv] Sorry.
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Sorry, uh, work. I have to go, but...
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Maybe we could get
together, get a coffee or...
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Yes, I'd love that.
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Well, here's my card, so...
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Okay, sorry, I have to go.
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Liv...
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I'm glad you found me.
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Yeah.
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[opening theme music playing]
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I could tell when he opened
the door, right off the bat.
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His eyes.
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Evan's eyes, it's him.
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It's my dad.
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Man, that's a lot.
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[chomping] Mmm.
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I've done it.
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Best grilled cheese
the world's ever seen.
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- [scoffs]
- Cheddar and Jack melted to perfection,
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on sourdough, toasted
a sexy golden brown.
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And what better to nestle in
amongst all that cheese
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than the cheesiest of
brains? Car salesman.
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- Car salesman?
- Yeah.
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Tell me that's not Rick
Randall's brain in there.
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Rick Randall, drove off the
Fremont Bridge, a suicide.
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No, Rick Randall, the murder victim.
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This was the message
he left on his wife's phone
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before he went into the lake.
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[Rick over phone] Gina,
my car's out of control!
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- [tires screeching]
- It's steering itself!
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I can't stop! Call someone!
Oh, God! [screams]
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[car splashes in water]
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- That can happen?
- Uh-huh. Cars can be possessed.
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- Herbie for example.
- Herbie wasn't possessed.
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You're thinking of Christine.
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Herbie wasn't evil,
he was the Love Bug.
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All right, focus up.
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Rick drove a Malevex Six,
it comes with a self-drive setting.
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It's possible someone accessed
the system from the outside.
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Vampire Steve's checking,
so save some of that brain for Liv.
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Oh, and before I forget...
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Annual raffle time.
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- [sighs]
- [Ravi groans]
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It's a buck each, you know the drill.
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Everyone in the department
sells at least 50 tickets.
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No complaints, it's for a good cause.
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You know everyone just buys
their own tickets, right?
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I don't care as long
as we meet our quota.
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Well, what's the prize this year?
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Margo Ball Motors donated
a souped up '67 Mustang.
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Mmm, not really a car person.
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Eh, don't buy a ticket.
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What's the prize for whoever
sells the most tickets?
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- A mountain bike.
- The mountain's on the other side of the wall.
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Then don't win the contest.
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Ooh.
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Check it out. Now this was the
world's best grilled cheese.
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Oh, cute.
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Meanwhile, I sold 60 raffle tickets.
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Sixty? We only got 50.
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I sold 10 of yours too,
which makes me current sales leader.
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I haven't started, you cheated.
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I've heard that before.
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Oh, that's right, it's the first
line of the loser national anthem.
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All right, I'm off to get more
tickets and win this thing.
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Make yourself useful,
answer the phones or something.
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Dream on, I am ten times
the salesman you are.
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I just like to start from behind,
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so it hurts worse when I blow past you.
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Bring it on, blondie.
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I'll probably solve
this case before you too.
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Laters.
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Well, I hope you like "Blue Bayou",
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because that's my theme song.
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[Clive] Were you aware of anyone
who had anything against Rick?
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Family, friends, maybe a rival at work?
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They were all rivals at that place.
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God, the testosterone.
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All trying to be alpha dog.
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Backstabbers, every one of them.
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So, what's the sitch, Clive?
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We got a live one?
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Liv, this is Mrs. Randall,
widow of the deceased.
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Mmm-hmm, I'm up to speed.
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So, who wanted him dead?
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I think we can get
that SOB the death penalty.
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- [stammers]
- Don't like the death penalty?
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What about life behind bars?
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- Liv...
- Picture it.
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- The widow?
- The widow.
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[laughing] Mrs. Randall.
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Isn't it true you recently purchased
a substantial life insurance policy
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- for your husband?
- Ravi.
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We upgraded our policy a couple
years ago after Rick got a promotion.
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You two. [Snaps fingers]
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[sighs] All right,
give us a minute, please.
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Ravi.
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What was that about life insurance?
Where did you...
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Babs, who taught me
it's always the spouse?
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You.
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I trusted my gut.
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Paid off. Up top.
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You're not a detective, stay out.
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- She's not a detective.
- But I'm a closer.
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Let's head back in there
and I'll break her.
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Now that I loosened the lid.
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Lieutenant.
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Acting Lieutenant.
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I was able to look over
the systems about Malevex.
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Long story short, the self-drive
was hacked from outside.
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Who could do that?
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A hacker, a good one.
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Or anyone with access to the
factory settings on the car.
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- So, like, anyone at the dealership?
- Yeah.
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I'll call the general manager,
see who all had access.
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Can you, like, put a trace on the hack?
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If you mean trace the command
codes back to the source IP, maybe.
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But whoever did this covered
their tracks rather nicely.
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I may need the host computer to verify.
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Excellent work, Steve.
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I would say that warrants a
special deal on raffle tickets.
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I'll go 10 for 10 bucks.
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That's not a special deal,
that's just what they cost.
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Straight talk, 20 tickets
for a Jackson. [Spits]
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- [groans]
- Come on.
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- Whatever, sold out anyway.
- [sighs] Me too.
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- I'll take 20.
- 40.
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[mutters indistinctly]
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Blaine! [Mumbles indistinctly]
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What...
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What did you do?
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The, uh, deposit on my Freylich
girl's brain went through and...
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No offense, but when it comes to tables,
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I prefer a Noguchi to ping pong.
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Mommy doesn't let us
have food or drink down here.
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Well, she made this for me herself.
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After I got her a new washer and dryer.
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Whisper quiet.
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Unlike her son.
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Anyway, I need you to find our
old friend Dalton Earl Duke.
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I have a business proposition for him.
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You called me here just for that?
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Of course not.
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I thought we could catch up.
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[sighs] We hardly get
any quality time anymore.
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What happened to us?
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I have a bar to run by myself.
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Yeah.
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- How is the old Scratching Post?
- You mean Don E Be Good.
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I get you're laying low.
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But you could still
help out in the back.
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By doing what? Invoices?
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- For instance.
- [sighs]
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- At least, just consider it.
- Considered. No.
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Okay, good catch up. Now go, Don E.
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Go.
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Oh, and tell Mom E,
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I'm ready for a refill.
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Corporal Jones.
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[door closes]
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Says here you have flu symptoms.
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Feels like I got hit by a truck.
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Let me take a look. [Grunts softly]
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I don't believe I've seen you before.
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[grunts]
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Congratulations, Doc.
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You're a zombie now.
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If you wanna survive,
you need to do exactly what I say.
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[sighs]
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Welcome back, darlin'.
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Congrats on arranging the summit.
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Ambassadors, and senators,
and generals. Oh, my.
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Well, don't congratulate me yet.
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And they agreed to come hear us out,
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you know, see for
themselves that zombies
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aren't slaughtering
humans in the streets.
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If they don't buy into Major's plan,
they might just nuke us anyway.
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Oh, it's gonna go great.
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All right? You're smart,
you're focused and sexy.
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But you know, if we might
get nuked at any minute,
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wouldn't you like
to sail into the hereafter
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behind the wheel
of a classic American...
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I already bought tickets from Liv.
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- Did you?
- Yeah.
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[chuckles softly]
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So what are the chances
you reach an actual agreement
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- with our friends in the US government?
- Slim.
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One of the generals has a
daughter stuck here in Seattle.
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He wants to see her,
and we can't find her.
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Not good.
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Hey, we'll still keep trying but, uh...
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It's time. Hi, Zombie
dropped 40 seconds ago.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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[Major] So, how nervous is the
executive producer right now?
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Well, since she's bet her entire
career on its success, very.
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- There it is.
- Oh.
256
00:12:15,677 --> 00:12:18,279
- Okay, here goes nothing.
- [Chimes]
257
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,698
[doorbell rings on TV]
258
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,733
Come on, Ed, it's just dinner.
259
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,684
They're the new neighbors,
we're being polite.
260
00:12:24,762 --> 00:12:27,446
I know, it's just every morning
I go out to get the paper
261
00:12:27,522 --> 00:12:29,729
and Jeff waves at me and
goes, "Hi, Zombie."
262
00:12:30,192 --> 00:12:31,712
- [Jeff] Hello!- Ed, you are a zombie.
263
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,492
[Ed] But you don't just say that.
264
00:12:33,493 --> 00:12:35,173
Do I go up to Mrs. McConney and shout,
265
00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:36,835
- "Hi, Italian."
- [all chuckle]
266
00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:38,972
Or when my boss gives me a
deadline, am I like,
267
00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:40,232
"You got it, black guy."
268
00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,836
- Or when I see Mrs. Chan...
- Don't be so sensitive, Ed.
269
00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:44,221
[sighs]
270
00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:48,559
[both] Hi, zombies.
271
00:12:50,087 --> 00:12:52,188
- [woman] Hi, humans.
- [all laugh]
272
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:58,477
[indistinct chatter]
273
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:03,949
[indistinct radio chatter]
274
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,589
[guard] Just be a few minutes,
ma'am. Thank you.
275
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,474
[Major] A free zombie state.
276
00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:24,120
Located on a remote island
in the Puget Sound.
277
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:28,382
My predecessor, Vivian Stoll,
was preparing it for the 300 zombies
278
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,125
she knew existed at the time.
279
00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:33,011
Now we're looking to relocate
all 10,000 zombies to this...
280
00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:34,563
Zombie island?
281
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,440
It's ambitious,
282
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:39,387
but we believe
this is our best solution.
283
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,465
Short of a cure
which we're all working on.
284
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:45,683
You want me to ask voters
to spend their tax dollars
285
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:49,285
- on dead people instead of live ones?
- Senator...
286
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,500
He wants you to ask your
voters to save the planet.
287
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,615
[Major] I understand your concerns.
288
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:56,126
But I believe if we work
together in good faith,
289
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:59,426
we can find a way forward
toward a more peaceful tomorrow.
290
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,341
[indistinct mumbling]
291
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,424
Nootropics, huh?
292
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,453
I take these and I'm
like the Limitless guy?
293
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:11,588
Steroids for your mind. Your brain
will be kicking sand in the face
294
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,241
of all the weakling
brains down at brain beach.
295
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,294
[Blaine chuckles]
296
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:17,856
They said you'd gone legit.
297
00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:20,224
This seems like a pretty
nice little scam.
298
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:23,184
Oh, it works. I get string theory now.
299
00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,108
Go ahead, take a free
sample, you'll see.
300
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,142
And the money?
301
00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:28,276
Same as when I was in
the gourmet brain business.
302
00:14:28,352 --> 00:14:30,661
Just now, I run with thought
leaders and entrepreneurs
303
00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:33,280
instead of goons and killers.
304
00:14:33,357 --> 00:14:36,950
I don't really miss
the smuggling business.
305
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:38,075
Mmm.
306
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,038
- So what do you want to talk about?
- Smuggling.
307
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,625
[scoffs]
308
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,436
I need to talk to your old associates
in the black market brain biz.
309
00:14:45,753 --> 00:14:49,785
Think I can offer you something that
thought leaders and entrepreneurs can't.
310
00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:54,518
Maybe your jacked up brain can
wrap itself around this number.
311
00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,401
I'll make a few calls.
312
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,403
[chuckles]
313
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,114
Yo, Beanpole.
314
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,340
_
315
00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:13,078
Beanpole, where you at, man?
We gotta move this stuff.
316
00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:21,453
Oh, come on, you junkie,
where'd you go off to now?
317
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,047
[Don E] Scott E, get a move on, dude,
318
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,715
we're ready to roll out of here.
319
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,675
I'm coming, keep your pants on.
320
00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:29,219
[sighs]
321
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,595
I'm surrounded by idiots.
322
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:35,392
So I says to him, "My man,
I'm glad you got a good price",
323
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,394
but those are not Ted Baker boots."
324
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:40,397
[laughing] Oh, man.
So they weren't boots?
325
00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,339
Dude, calm down.
326
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,902
What? He just told a story.
327
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,234
Whatever, we got drugs to sell.
328
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,189
Fresh from the oven, let's go.
329
00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:51,358
So you're hitting the Nine Trolls or...
330
00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:53,285
Julian's got the escape part covered.
331
00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:56,073
Max Rager's throwing a little
soirée on the company yacht.
332
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,031
Think I'll swing by. [Sniffs]
333
00:15:58,108 --> 00:16:00,283
Dude, why not just say boat
party like a regular human?
334
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,962
Ah. Because it's a soirée, Scott E.
335
00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:12,927
I don't see why you like that guy.
336
00:16:13,457 --> 00:16:14,973
What? He's fun.
337
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,585
[Ravi] Utopium, certain batch,
338
00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:22,389
just anything relating to a drug
chemist called Beanpole Bob,
339
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:25,359
any references between 2014 and 2015.
340
00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:32,574
Great. Thank you, Sergeant, bye-bye.
341
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:38,466
Hiding behind phones while I'm
pressing flesh and closing suckers.
342
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:41,587
Not how you win the sales
game, my friend.
343
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,369
That was Clive's friend in Vice,
344
00:16:44,446 --> 00:16:46,797
who I've enlisted in my search
for that Beanpole Bob guy
345
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,632
and potentially a zombie cure.
346
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:52,970
Now, I'll turn to the CDC's list
of Freylich kids Charlie sent me
347
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:58,091
which shows one kid here in Seattle
whose life I'll now help safeguard.
348
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:00,411
So you really wanna
go head-to-head with Renegade?
349
00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:03,537
The Renegade in the saving lives area?
350
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,541
I saved more people
than that before breakfast.
351
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,527
- [yawns] Nope.
- [footsteps approaching]
352
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,314
Oh. Hi.
353
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,232
Hi, sorry, I'm a bit early.
354
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:17,411
It's fine. Ravi,
this is Martin Roberts.
355
00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:21,165
Right, Martin Roberts.
356
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,800
Yep, deadbeat dad.
357
00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:25,836
Out to make up for a 30-year
absence with one hot dog.
358
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,037
[Ravi] Hmm.
359
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,113
Wish me luck.
360
00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:29,715
Good luck.
361
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,305
[clears throat]
362
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,974
[dialing]
363
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,009
[line ringing]
364
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,427
[woman] Hello?
365
00:17:42,504 --> 00:17:46,690
Hi, yes, I'd like to speak
to a Ms. Darcy Bennett.
366
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:50,194
My name is Ravi Chakrabarti and
I'd like to speak to her about...
367
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,739
Dropped out? When?
368
00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:59,823
[Martin] After rehab,
I didn't have a ton of options.
369
00:18:00,322 --> 00:18:03,665
Mom said that you traveled the globe
working for Doctors Without Borders?
370
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,326
Yeah, that was tough.
371
00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:09,004
- You see things.
- But for your soul.
372
00:18:10,073 --> 00:18:11,073
I don't know.
373
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:14,392
Maybe a little pride in doing
something for the greater good,
374
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,672
but you know there was so much death.
375
00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:18,957
So much suffering, I...
376
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,850
I'm sure I'll always be haunted by it.
[sniffles]
377
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,394
You all right?
378
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,564
Oh, it's seasonal, you know.
379
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:31,842
So, you're a zombie.
380
00:18:32,429 --> 00:18:34,404
- You can tell?
- [chuckles] Yes.
381
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,974
Out and proud.
382
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,408
[sighs] I admire that.
383
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,529
- Um, what can I get you?
- Oh.
384
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,447
Extra peppers and hot sauce, please.
385
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,666
Make that two.
386
00:18:48,486 --> 00:18:49,711
You're a zombie, too.
387
00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,622
How did you get turned?
388
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,997
Aleutian Flu shot. You?
389
00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:58,562
I'm an O.Z., I got scratched
at the Max Rager boat party.
390
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,389
[vendor] Here you go.
391
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:06,895
[Martin grunts]
392
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,564
Oh.
393
00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:10,816
[Martin exhales]
394
00:19:18,141 --> 00:19:19,950
So when's the last time
you used, Martin?
395
00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,737
Congestion, flush,
396
00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:26,528
manual tremors, I'm a
doctor, I know the signs.
397
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,625
You're still on Utopium.
398
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,517
_
399
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:42,330
I know it must be disappointing
to learn your father is an addict.
400
00:19:42,407 --> 00:19:44,657
No, this is on me,
Mom told me what you were
401
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:46,399
and I tracked you down anyway.
402
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:49,325
I didn't know what I was
expecting, she'd be loving this.
403
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,798
The thing of it is, Liv,
when I saw you at the door,
404
00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:55,326
I don't know, it was like...
405
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,098
You're the reason I needed.
406
00:19:57,099 --> 00:20:00,194
- The reason?
- Yes, the reason I needed to kick.
407
00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:02,050
Once and for all.
408
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:05,240
I don't think I have anything
left to give, Martin.
409
00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:07,856
And if I wasn't a reason
when I was born,
410
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,985
why would I be one now?
411
00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:12,176
I have to go to work.
412
00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,321
Take care of yourself.
413
00:20:20,228 --> 00:20:22,487
Okay, if you all follow me,
we have lunch waiting
414
00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:24,915
and we can prepare
for the afternoon session.
415
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,084
[indistinct chatter]
416
00:20:39,247 --> 00:20:42,098
Lillywhite, I thought we agreed
my daughter would be here.
417
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,977
I hoped she would, General.
418
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:48,096
But she chose not to come,
for her own reasons.
419
00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:50,195
You know what this is, don't you?
420
00:20:50,642 --> 00:20:53,668
- It's a difficult situation.
- It's a hostage situation.
421
00:20:54,262 --> 00:20:57,814
You zombies are terrorists holding
half a million humans hostage
422
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,399
until you get what you want.
423
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,041
I don't even know why we're here.
424
00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:04,202
The US government doesn't
negotiate with terrorists.
425
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,104
I've been biting my tongue a long time.
426
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,166
But now, now that you
couldn't produce my daughter,
427
00:21:12,589 --> 00:21:16,091
I'm going to walk through
the rubble of Seattle.
428
00:21:19,096 --> 00:21:22,138
I believe there are sandwiches and
drinks available in the commissary.
429
00:21:27,104 --> 00:21:30,179
[sighs] I turned back
and he was just standing there
430
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,300
looking so forlorn.
431
00:21:31,317 --> 00:21:33,034
You could've gotten in
when the getting was good.
432
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,116
Them's the breaks.
433
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,114
[indistinct chatter]
434
00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:41,825
[man] Driving through
the mountains? Orgasmic.
435
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,194
Yeah, it's bad, real bad.
436
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,871
We got the general manager in there.
437
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:49,124
Right.
438
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,576
[exhales deeply]
Let's rip his face off.
439
00:21:51,653 --> 00:21:53,870
Ravi, no, I told you...
440
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,663
Clive, what do you
wanna do with the case?
441
00:21:55,674 --> 00:21:57,915
I wanna close it, but not in
the way you're thinking,
442
00:21:57,926 --> 00:22:00,760
so just, no. Come on, Liv.
443
00:22:07,919 --> 00:22:11,813
So, Mr. Fischer, I understand the
Malevax Six comes with the self-drive?
444
00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:13,765
Amazing vehicle, the auto pilot mode
445
00:22:13,841 --> 00:22:15,817
is one of its many incredible features.
446
00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:17,861
You could drive it to New York
City without lifting a finger.
447
00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:19,779
You're not gonna hook this
brick, Green B.
448
00:22:19,856 --> 00:22:22,049
[chuckles] Never say never.
449
00:22:23,434 --> 00:22:26,061
The auto drive comes with
factory presets, correct?
450
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,913
Anyone with those
could access the auto drive?
451
00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:30,239
Well, I mean, conceivably.
452
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,833
You have access to the presets?
453
00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:34,019
Yeah, but I'm not gonna
off my best salesman.
454
00:22:34,445 --> 00:22:36,204
Rick Randall was a closing machine,
455
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,392
he won the annual sales
competition five years running.
456
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:41,751
- Annual sales competition?
- First place gets a Malevax Six.
457
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,503
Second place gets a set
of steak knives,
458
00:22:43,513 --> 00:22:44,929
last place, a pink slip.
459
00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:46,214
- Ooh.
- Fired?
460
00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:49,175
Rick always won,
it drove Stu Solano crazy.
461
00:22:49,252 --> 00:22:52,011
- Who's Stu Solano?
- Second place, five years running.
462
00:22:52,263 --> 00:22:53,721
Guys got a lot of steak knives.
463
00:22:53,798 --> 00:22:56,140
- Let me guess, bitter?
- Oh, he's bitter, all right.
464
00:22:56,217 --> 00:22:57,600
Rick stole Gina from him.
465
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,361
Rick's wife used to go out with Stu?
466
00:22:59,437 --> 00:23:00,527
Mmm-hmm.
467
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,075
Well, she didn't mention that.
468
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:05,200
I get it, why spread around you
were with a second place nobody.
469
00:23:05,288 --> 00:23:07,372
Stu's good, he just
lacks a killer instinct.
470
00:23:07,895 --> 00:23:09,415
- Sales is a blood sport.
- [inaudible]
471
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,081
It sure is.
472
00:23:11,783 --> 00:23:13,166
[laughter]
473
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:15,603
Rick cheated.
474
00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:19,392
Bribed the desk for leads,
stole them from the other salesmen.
475
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:22,196
I played to win, but I played fair.
476
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,836
Far as I'm concerned, I won.
477
00:23:24,846 --> 00:23:26,675
With the steak knives to prove it.
478
00:23:27,248 --> 00:23:29,674
When Rick married your ex Gina,
479
00:23:29,751 --> 00:23:30,800
were you cool with that?
480
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:31,968
Gina?
481
00:23:33,254 --> 00:23:35,397
She was more of a demo
for me, you know?
482
00:23:36,641 --> 00:23:38,547
If you want a guy with motive,
483
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,923
take a look at Teddy Fischer.
484
00:23:41,146 --> 00:23:44,781
Rick was gunning for Teddy's
job and everybody knew.
485
00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:46,266
Especially Teddy.
486
00:23:49,246 --> 00:23:50,286
[gasps softly]
487
00:23:51,856 --> 00:23:54,282
[Rick] The best loser there
is, bon voyage, Jack.
488
00:23:54,358 --> 00:23:56,876
Are you a winner, Rick?
Or should I ask your wife?
489
00:23:57,379 --> 00:23:58,461
[gasps]
490
00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,599
- Who's Jack?
- Jack Klein?
491
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,376
Used to work for Margo Ball,
492
00:24:05,453 --> 00:24:08,543
got old, got slow, got fired last year.
493
00:24:10,308 --> 00:24:12,642
Sales, man, it's a blood sport.
494
00:24:14,846 --> 00:24:17,026
Gentlemen, thanks for coming.
495
00:24:17,941 --> 00:24:21,230
What I have for you is an invitation
to join a business venture.
496
00:24:21,945 --> 00:24:24,446
It's not unlike the brain
smuggling you've done in the past,
497
00:24:24,522 --> 00:24:27,947
only now the owner of the
brain will remain attached
498
00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:29,489
and alive.
499
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,101
So it's basically the same deal.
500
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:35,290
And the financial terms
will reflect this increase
501
00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:37,167
in the unit we're transporting.
502
00:24:38,528 --> 00:24:41,700
You're each receiving
a name and an address.
503
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,498
And the items you will be transporting.
504
00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:47,917
You bring 'em in, you get
paid, you go get another.
505
00:24:48,671 --> 00:24:50,764
"Bird Manor Hall School for Girls."
506
00:24:51,975 --> 00:24:53,539
Is this a kid?
507
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,145
They all are, or rather, teens,
508
00:24:57,222 --> 00:25:00,023
who let's be honest, are the worst.
509
00:25:02,727 --> 00:25:05,770
So, you may need to come
up a little on the fee.
510
00:25:05,847 --> 00:25:07,939
I already gave them
a bump for the extra weight.
511
00:25:08,015 --> 00:25:09,982
You didn't mention they were kids.
512
00:25:09,993 --> 00:25:13,876
Teens, who other than the random
passage of time are basically adults.
513
00:25:14,498 --> 00:25:16,634
- Why do they care?
- Well, it's, um...
514
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,692
It's a moral issue.
515
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,376
These guys?
516
00:25:20,453 --> 00:25:21,911
Give me a second.
517
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,120
Hey.
518
00:25:23,197 --> 00:25:24,547
[whispering indistinctly]
519
00:25:27,085 --> 00:25:30,345
Okay, extra 15,000 a head.
520
00:25:30,421 --> 00:25:31,838
To cover the moral issue.
521
00:25:31,848 --> 00:25:33,014
- Five.
- Thirteen.
522
00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:34,091
Ten.
523
00:25:35,352 --> 00:25:37,233
- Hmm.
- Okay, then.
524
00:25:37,929 --> 00:25:40,565
Let's go round up some rugrats, huh?
525
00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:42,444
[laughing]
526
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,044
_
527
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,805
Clive, let me ask you
a question, you were in Vice.
528
00:25:50,573 --> 00:25:53,237
How many people who've been
heavily addicted for 30 years
529
00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:54,709
turn themselves around?
530
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,715
Hmm, I know it happens.
531
00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:59,847
- That's good.
- I've never seen it, though.
532
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,933
[knocking at door]
533
00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:07,763
Hi, Seattle P.D.,
we're looking for Jack Klein?
534
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,558
- What for?
- I'm Jack, how can I help you?
535
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:13,561
We wanted to ask you some questions
about the death of Rick Randall.
536
00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:14,779
Like how great it was?
537
00:26:15,431 --> 00:26:16,937
Emily, honey.
538
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,243
- Whatever, I'm late.
- Call me if your practice runs late.
539
00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:22,778
Dad, I'll text you
'cause it's not 2003, okay?
540
00:26:22,855 --> 00:26:24,997
[exclaims] Come on in.
541
00:26:29,612 --> 00:26:33,688
Yeah, I worked at Margo Ball
for what, um, 23 years.
542
00:26:33,949 --> 00:26:37,093
It must've hurt when they fired you
after all those years of service.
543
00:26:37,170 --> 00:26:39,168
That whole place was toxic.
544
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,741
I mean, I feel sorry
for those miserable jerks.
545
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:45,145
Emily transferred back from USC,
546
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:47,678
so I get to see her
a lot more than I used to.
547
00:26:47,755 --> 00:26:49,796
Get to see some
of her field hockey games.
548
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,048
Plus, the coffee's much better at home.
549
00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,068
[woman chuckles]
550
00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:56,195
I'm much happier here.
551
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,282
We looked over the sales numbers,
552
00:26:59,358 --> 00:27:01,358
it looks like you slipped into last
553
00:27:01,435 --> 00:27:03,554
after Rick closed a deal
you originated.
554
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,081
- Were you aware of that?
- So what if he did?
555
00:27:06,699 --> 00:27:08,532
What do they always say over there?
556
00:27:08,609 --> 00:27:10,531
- "Sales is a..."
- "Blood sport."
557
00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:11,750
Right.
558
00:27:11,752 --> 00:27:14,659
A witness said he heard
you suggest that Rick should
559
00:27:14,990 --> 00:27:17,124
ask his wife something
the day you were fired.
560
00:27:17,493 --> 00:27:19,668
- What did you mean?
- Not my finest moment.
561
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,679
What did you mean?
562
00:27:21,914 --> 00:27:23,973
Get this, Rick's wife Gina,
563
00:27:24,050 --> 00:27:26,142
she used to go around with Stu Solano.
564
00:27:26,219 --> 00:27:28,260
- Oh, we're aware.
- Yeah, but did you know
565
00:27:28,337 --> 00:27:31,597
that all along she was
two timing with Teddy.
566
00:27:31,674 --> 00:27:34,247
What? Teddy Fischer?
567
00:27:34,802 --> 00:27:36,652
- The general manager?
- See what I mean?
568
00:27:36,729 --> 00:27:38,345
Place is a snake pit.
569
00:27:40,015 --> 00:27:42,158
Don't tell me I'm raging out,
I'm not raging out!
570
00:27:42,235 --> 00:27:43,826
Your eyes are a little red, Ed.
571
00:27:43,903 --> 00:27:46,061
I went swimming,
it's from the chlorine.
572
00:27:46,689 --> 00:27:49,499
You're darn right, I'm furious,
but not because I'm a zombie,
573
00:27:49,575 --> 00:27:51,083
it's because you're an idiot.
574
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,627
Peak TV, my ass.
575
00:27:54,413 --> 00:27:56,110
There's my girl.
576
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,958
Sorry to send in the heavy like this.
577
00:27:59,034 --> 00:28:01,012
It's just when I heard
people were looking for you,
578
00:28:01,036 --> 00:28:03,356
I got a little worried that my
investment might be at risk.
579
00:28:03,914 --> 00:28:05,765
Carl, you can go.
580
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,453
So...
581
00:28:10,004 --> 00:28:12,690
Any idea who our
mystery caller might be?
582
00:28:13,132 --> 00:28:14,258
My roommate took the call,
583
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:17,569
said his name was like Ravi
"Shark Buddy" or something.
584
00:28:18,770 --> 00:28:20,251
And he was putting on
a fake British accent.
585
00:28:20,253 --> 00:28:21,897
[Laughs]
586
00:28:21,974 --> 00:28:24,671
I know him actually, accent's real.
587
00:28:25,311 --> 00:28:27,695
[sighs] He wants
your brain for science, so,
588
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:29,427
I'd definitely steer clear.
589
00:28:29,782 --> 00:28:32,825
It's probably best that you
just lay low for a while.
590
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,126
Lay low?
591
00:28:34,954 --> 00:28:36,912
- In here?
- Yup.
592
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:40,811
I mean, being bored out of my
mind is not on my bucket list.
593
00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,168
[sighs] Okay.
594
00:28:43,245 --> 00:28:47,010
There are other places we could stash
you in that are a bit more lively.
595
00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:49,767
Have you ever been
to The Scratching Post?
596
00:28:51,462 --> 00:28:53,609
I think we should get Gina
and Teddy back in here.
597
00:28:53,973 --> 00:28:57,391
If they were having an affair, and
he knew Rick was gunning for his job,
598
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,585
they could've worked together.
599
00:28:58,586 --> 00:29:01,215
I don't know, I say there's
something off about that Jack guy.
600
00:29:01,427 --> 00:29:03,397
Liv, the man still owns a flip phone,
601
00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:05,090
you think he can hack a Malevax?
602
00:29:06,101 --> 00:29:08,172
Clive, Liv.
603
00:29:08,687 --> 00:29:11,622
Ravi, whatever sales nonsense this
is, I'm just in no mood.
604
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,645
- I've had a vision.
- [snorts]
605
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:19,643
Rick walks out to his car,
finds his windscreen smashed.
606
00:29:19,999 --> 00:29:22,207
That's it? You call that a vision?
607
00:29:22,284 --> 00:29:25,210
And the words, "Die, pig"
spray painted on his hood.
608
00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:27,972
I don't suppose you saw who smashed
his window and tagged his car?
609
00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:31,634
Yeah, you never do.
610
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:34,345
But I'll see if his insurance
company has any photos.
611
00:29:34,421 --> 00:29:38,190
Boom! That easy. Oh, and if you
got a few more raffle tickets.
612
00:29:38,267 --> 00:29:39,475
Actually, me, too,
613
00:29:39,551 --> 00:29:40,820
twice whatever you've giving him.
614
00:29:40,844 --> 00:29:43,279
No, no, no, no, no.
615
00:29:43,356 --> 00:29:45,781
No more tickets, just no, no, no.
616
00:29:47,810 --> 00:29:49,035
[Ravi sniffles]
617
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,496
[exclaims] Ah, ah, ah!
618
00:29:54,867 --> 00:29:56,292
Coffee's for closers.
619
00:29:57,611 --> 00:30:00,004
[gasps] I still have more tickets.
620
00:30:02,616 --> 00:30:04,842
[slow music playing on speakers]
621
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,161
[sighs]
622
00:30:08,163 --> 00:30:10,556
Burrito Monday is officially canceled.
623
00:30:12,668 --> 00:30:14,143
[bucket thuds]
624
00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,353
[sighs heavily]
625
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:19,186
[laughs] It sucks.
626
00:30:19,925 --> 00:30:22,768
Owning a bar is supposed to be fun.
627
00:30:22,845 --> 00:30:26,530
I shouldn't be doing
grunt work. [Laughs]
628
00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:28,407
[exclaims] God!
629
00:30:29,643 --> 00:30:32,069
My life is the worst.
630
00:30:32,146 --> 00:30:36,165
We could switch, I'll run the bar,
you could be the zombie prostitute.
631
00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:39,493
And what the hell? I thought
we had a strict "No love songs"
632
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,170
"on the jukebox" policy.
633
00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:43,721
- [shouts] Who put this on?
- [Darcy] I did.
634
00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:52,014
♪ Lady of the morning ♪
635
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,259
It happens to be my jam.
636
00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:57,353
♪ Lady ♪
637
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:02,317
_
638
00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:04,098
What, you don't like music?
639
00:31:04,474 --> 00:31:07,949
I just think that this
song is a little cheesy.
640
00:31:08,548 --> 00:31:10,131
Says the guy wearing that shirt.
641
00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:13,125
What? [Laughs]
642
00:31:13,202 --> 00:31:14,594
No, it's...
643
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,246
Bold.
644
00:31:18,248 --> 00:31:20,049
- Can I get a beer?
- Can I see some ID?
645
00:31:20,059 --> 00:31:21,434
No, I got this.
646
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:28,024
It's on the house.
647
00:31:32,971 --> 00:31:34,530
No freakin' way.
648
00:31:36,387 --> 00:31:37,603
Hey, hey.
649
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,899
That's the girl.
650
00:31:41,238 --> 00:31:43,434
The match maker
told me about my soul mate.
651
00:31:43,783 --> 00:31:46,876
- She's out of my league, isn't she?
- Oh, yeah, way out.
652
00:31:48,654 --> 00:31:51,987
But also that's Blaine's Freylich girl.
653
00:31:52,917 --> 00:31:55,077
Fatal brain disease,
she's going to be dead any minute.
654
00:31:56,087 --> 00:31:57,762
So, well...
655
00:31:59,256 --> 00:32:00,848
Sorry, I guess.
656
00:32:03,335 --> 00:32:05,184
[Clive] Well, it turns out
our dead guy Rick
657
00:32:05,763 --> 00:32:08,445
did make an insurance claim
after his car was vandalized.
658
00:32:08,766 --> 00:32:11,308
- Yeah, he did.
- [Clive] Here's what's interesting.
659
00:32:11,385 --> 00:32:12,672
These holes here,
660
00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:15,938
whoever smashed it used
something with a rounded end
661
00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:17,356
that punched through the glass.
662
00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:19,358
- Like a baseball bat?
- Or a golf club.
663
00:32:19,435 --> 00:32:20,628
Ah, could be.
664
00:32:20,965 --> 00:32:22,566
Could be, or...
665
00:32:23,856 --> 00:32:26,281
- A field hockey stick.
- Jack's daughter.
666
00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:27,678
- Emily Klein.
- [scoffs]
667
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:30,044
Remember how happy
she was that Rick was dead?
668
00:32:30,121 --> 00:32:32,776
She didn't strike me as a
girl with a dragon tattoo.
669
00:32:33,124 --> 00:32:34,215
Oh, that so?
670
00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:38,905
She happens to be a Computer
Science major at USC.
671
00:32:39,222 --> 00:32:42,631
Expelled last year for hacking
a blimp during homecoming week
672
00:32:42,642 --> 00:32:44,800
and programming it
to display lewd comments
673
00:32:44,877 --> 00:32:47,151
about her ex during the UCLA game.
674
00:32:47,722 --> 00:32:49,440
Now, if you'll excuse me.
675
00:32:51,901 --> 00:32:55,361
The closer is heading out
to make his collar.
676
00:32:59,558 --> 00:33:01,575
This is the best part of my job.
677
00:33:06,023 --> 00:33:08,454
Okay, so I smashed up
his precious Malevax.
678
00:33:08,776 --> 00:33:11,933
The guy ruined my dad's life
and I had to drop out of USC,
679
00:33:12,163 --> 00:33:13,705
that doesn't mean I killed him.
680
00:33:13,864 --> 00:33:16,133
Computer Science major, Robotics team.
681
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,099
And it wouldn't be your first
time hacking into a vehicle.
682
00:33:19,661 --> 00:33:24,027
You know, the, um, "Thanks for the
HPV, Dave" blimp incident?
683
00:33:24,508 --> 00:33:27,057
- He deserved that.
- And Rick deserved it, too, right?
684
00:33:27,628 --> 00:33:29,937
I didn't kill Rick Randall.
685
00:33:31,274 --> 00:33:32,853
Go ahead, check the activity.
686
00:33:33,192 --> 00:33:34,682
I have nothing to hide.
687
00:33:34,968 --> 00:33:36,110
[inhales sharply]
688
00:33:36,187 --> 00:33:38,538
Fine, let me get our guy in here.
689
00:33:39,139 --> 00:33:41,023
- Yeah, Steve?
- [Ravi] She's gonna crack,
690
00:33:41,099 --> 00:33:42,816
then not only will I have
closed the case,
691
00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:44,476
but I've crushed
your raffle ticket sales.
692
00:33:44,478 --> 00:33:47,288
Clive solved it, you just told
him what you saw in a vision.
693
00:33:47,364 --> 00:33:49,547
- Pot meet kettle.
- Besides,
694
00:33:49,942 --> 00:33:51,700
no way you can top my 320.
695
00:33:51,777 --> 00:33:53,586
[grunts] Oh, 324.
696
00:33:53,662 --> 00:33:55,496
- I've still got two hours.
- As do I.
697
00:33:55,506 --> 00:33:58,290
So, how many trombones
would you like to play your...
698
00:33:58,301 --> 00:33:59,950
[imitates sad trombone]
699
00:34:00,027 --> 00:34:02,303
[Jack] Look, officer,
I just need to talk to my daughter.
700
00:34:02,379 --> 00:34:04,472
Or that detective, what's his name?
701
00:34:04,548 --> 00:34:07,716
Babineaux, please,
my daughter's innocent.
702
00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:10,936
- She should not be in there.
- Mr. Klein?
703
00:34:12,023 --> 00:34:15,357
Please, Emily didn't do this.
704
00:34:16,176 --> 00:34:17,193
I did.
705
00:34:17,904 --> 00:34:19,361
[door opens]
706
00:34:21,515 --> 00:34:22,823
You hacked the Malevax.
707
00:34:23,192 --> 00:34:24,223
Yeah.
708
00:34:24,242 --> 00:34:28,856
[scoffs] Okay, I'll bite. Why don't
you tell Steve here how you did it?
709
00:34:31,149 --> 00:34:32,324
Okay.
710
00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:34,835
First I emailed Rick officially
711
00:34:34,912 --> 00:34:37,830
from a bogus Malevax support address
712
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,633
asking him to update
his firmware. This link
713
00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:43,302
had a Trojan horse
that installed a backdoor
714
00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:46,755
into the car's telematic control
unit giving me access to the VPN.
715
00:34:46,766 --> 00:34:49,758
How did you overwrite the shadow files?
716
00:34:49,835 --> 00:34:52,124
I cracked 'em, downloaded firmware,
717
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:55,305
then Nmap'd the script so I
could view the cipher text
718
00:34:55,382 --> 00:34:56,982
with a verbose switch.
719
00:34:57,885 --> 00:35:00,726
That's one way to do it.
720
00:35:02,014 --> 00:35:05,032
I've spent all year studying
Emily's coding textbooks,
721
00:35:05,109 --> 00:35:07,469
just so that I could get back
at Rick for what he did to us.
722
00:35:09,831 --> 00:35:13,415
I'll write it all down for you, just
let me talk to my daughter, will you?
723
00:35:17,738 --> 00:35:19,004
[sighs]
724
00:35:37,808 --> 00:35:39,308
[Liv] So, if you're serious...
725
00:35:39,384 --> 00:35:41,360
[Martin] I'm absolutely serious.
726
00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:44,985
This one specializes
in long term addiction.
727
00:35:44,986 --> 00:35:47,858
Uh, this one pairs patients
with the right therapist,
728
00:35:47,935 --> 00:35:50,103
they don't just send
everybody to the same guy.
729
00:35:50,571 --> 00:35:52,454
Can't believe you're doing this for me.
730
00:35:53,398 --> 00:35:55,082
[sighs] Against my better judgment.
731
00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:58,677
You're a good person, Liv.
732
00:35:58,996 --> 00:36:00,671
Good people can't help themselves.
733
00:36:04,242 --> 00:36:06,209
[air hissing]
734
00:36:06,286 --> 00:36:08,412
Okay, General, you're all set.
735
00:36:10,341 --> 00:36:12,375
Hope you had a productive summit.
736
00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:14,643
[door opens]
737
00:36:17,014 --> 00:36:18,439
Senator Hoover?
738
00:36:21,093 --> 00:36:23,152
So, go ahead and roll
your sleeve up for me.
739
00:36:33,536 --> 00:36:35,328
[grunts] The hell?
740
00:36:35,499 --> 00:36:37,875
You've just been scratched
and turned zombie.
741
00:36:37,952 --> 00:36:42,037
Please remain calm,
this kit contains hair dye,
742
00:36:42,114 --> 00:36:45,090
self-tanner and brains to last
till you arrive in D.C.
743
00:36:47,503 --> 00:36:50,471
If you wanna survive and you
want this to stay secret,
744
00:36:50,547 --> 00:36:52,053
you will cooperate.
745
00:36:52,808 --> 00:36:54,683
Await further instructions.
746
00:36:55,669 --> 00:36:57,061
You work for us now.
747
00:36:58,555 --> 00:37:00,235
Welcome back to the United
States, Senator.
748
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,702
_
749
00:37:14,454 --> 00:37:15,837
[Don E] Hey, yo.
750
00:37:15,914 --> 00:37:17,139
[dance music playing]
751
00:37:17,999 --> 00:37:19,924
- It's your turn.
- Sorry?
752
00:37:19,935 --> 00:37:21,268
Put something on the jukebox.
753
00:37:21,344 --> 00:37:22,561
I'll make fun of your song.
754
00:37:23,939 --> 00:37:25,221
Kind of busy.
755
00:37:25,298 --> 00:37:27,315
Whoa, when did it get so cold in here?
756
00:37:28,468 --> 00:37:30,161
It's an automatic thermostat.
757
00:37:30,553 --> 00:37:33,396
I mean, I kind of thought we
had a fun little moment earlier.
758
00:37:33,473 --> 00:37:36,158
Just, you know, got a bar to run.
759
00:37:36,952 --> 00:37:38,994
Ah, got it, okay.
760
00:37:39,938 --> 00:37:41,204
Have a nice life.
761
00:37:42,365 --> 00:37:44,458
All right, uh... [laughs]
762
00:37:45,702 --> 00:37:48,620
Uh, couple of weeks
ago, this match maker
763
00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:51,329
told me that she knew a girl
who would be perfect for me.
764
00:37:51,868 --> 00:37:53,665
And before I could get
any more details,
765
00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,635
- she was murdered...
- The girl?
766
00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,159
No, the match maker.
767
00:37:57,714 --> 00:38:01,299
And so I thought,
maybe you were that girl.
768
00:38:01,310 --> 00:38:04,562
I mean, you got the skull tattoo,
769
00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:06,206
- but, you know...
- What?
770
00:38:08,173 --> 00:38:10,057
You're gonna die like any second
771
00:38:10,134 --> 00:38:12,294
- and you know, I can't...
- Dude, we're all gonna die.
772
00:38:13,012 --> 00:38:14,512
Just means I got to get
through my bucket list
773
00:38:14,513 --> 00:38:15,624
faster than you.
774
00:38:15,788 --> 00:38:18,573
But isn't the point to
rock out till we clock out?
775
00:38:19,936 --> 00:38:21,882
I guess when you put it like that.
776
00:38:22,739 --> 00:38:24,790
So what's like
on this bucket list thing?
777
00:38:25,859 --> 00:38:27,680
Well, for starters,
778
00:38:28,403 --> 00:38:30,170
I've always wanted
to be in a bar fight.
779
00:38:31,531 --> 00:38:32,547
I...
780
00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:40,180
- [music stops]
- [rock music playing]
781
00:38:40,257 --> 00:38:43,099
My song is perfect for the occasion.
782
00:38:46,045 --> 00:38:47,512
[men grunting]
783
00:38:47,523 --> 00:38:49,272
You... [grunts]
784
00:38:49,349 --> 00:38:50,565
It's happening!
785
00:38:51,551 --> 00:38:53,142
Most definitely.
786
00:38:53,219 --> 00:38:55,213
Are you sure we should do this?
787
00:38:56,014 --> 00:38:59,383
- We can get hurt.
- What the hell.
788
00:39:00,226 --> 00:39:02,327
- [rock music playing]
- [all clamoring]
789
00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:08,116
[Ravi exhales]
790
00:39:08,192 --> 00:39:10,512
Are you and Major in for dinner
with me and Peyton tonight?
791
00:39:10,787 --> 00:39:12,921
I can't tonight, I'm seeing my dad.
792
00:39:14,198 --> 00:39:16,499
- Really?
- I know.
793
00:39:16,576 --> 00:39:18,091
Probably a dumb idea,
794
00:39:18,092 --> 00:39:20,511
but when has that
ever stopped me before.
795
00:39:20,513 --> 00:39:21,722
Congratulations.
796
00:39:21,798 --> 00:39:23,181
- Suck it, loser.
- In your face.
797
00:39:25,335 --> 00:39:26,768
You tied.
798
00:39:29,139 --> 00:39:30,397
Maybe you can split it.
799
00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:35,018
[inhales]
800
00:39:35,094 --> 00:39:36,486
[claps hands]
801
00:39:36,563 --> 00:39:38,405
- But...
- [footsteps recede]
802
00:39:39,933 --> 00:39:42,400
You know, I don't really
care much for biking anyway.
803
00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:44,178
I don't have room for it, you take it.
804
00:39:48,158 --> 00:39:49,866
[reporter] Liv Mooreunderstood the stakes
805
00:39:49,943 --> 00:39:51,701
when she took over Seattle's largest
806
00:39:51,778 --> 00:39:53,494
human smuggling organization.
807
00:39:53,571 --> 00:39:55,794
She was there when her
predecessor was executed.
808
00:39:56,574 --> 00:39:58,207
She resuscitated the organization
809
00:39:58,284 --> 00:40:00,427
when others believed
Fillmore Graves's attempt
810
00:40:00,503 --> 00:40:02,762
at intimidation had succeeded.
811
00:40:03,122 --> 00:40:04,764
[door opens]
812
00:40:04,841 --> 00:40:06,558
[TV chatter continues]
813
00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:13,100
[Enzo clears throat]
814
00:40:14,017 --> 00:40:18,140
You will be pleased to know
Riley's mission was a success.
815
00:40:18,471 --> 00:40:22,475
She got Spud out of the
city to scratch the doctor
816
00:40:22,476 --> 00:40:24,092
at the VA Hospital,
817
00:40:24,453 --> 00:40:28,455
and selected delegates
have now been turned zombie.
818
00:40:29,857 --> 00:40:30,999
Good.
819
00:40:31,868 --> 00:40:33,133
Good.
820
00:40:33,703 --> 00:40:40,458
Be careful with that one, sir,
she has a tendency to stick her nose
821
00:40:40,469 --> 00:40:43,678
- where it does not belong.
- A real pain in the ass.
822
00:40:45,116 --> 00:40:46,197
I've heard.
823
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:49,809
[Enzo] I would hate for a
conflict of interest to arise.
824
00:40:50,461 --> 00:40:51,770
Don't worry.
825
00:40:55,725 --> 00:40:57,150
I know what I'm doing.
826
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:05,200
[closing theme music playing]
827
00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:07,486
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