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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,836 --> 00:00:07,836 _ 2 00:00:07,928 --> 00:00:11,105 [Mr. Boss] The greatest high in the world, perfect bliss in a bottle. 3 00:00:11,182 --> 00:00:14,600 Like how Matthew McConaughey feels on the greatest night of his life, 4 00:00:14,676 --> 00:00:15,874 but you can snort it. 5 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:19,146 Anyway, the way the twins describe this Utopium stuff of yours, 6 00:00:19,222 --> 00:00:20,530 sounds amazing. 7 00:00:20,608 --> 00:00:21,914 It's getting there. 8 00:00:21,915 --> 00:00:24,418 I feel like the formula still needs a little bit of work though. 9 00:00:24,419 --> 00:00:25,541 So get to work. 10 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:29,323 And change that shirt of yours once in a while. 11 00:00:29,399 --> 00:00:31,000 People are starting to talk. 12 00:00:33,621 --> 00:00:35,713 [snorts] 13 00:00:35,789 --> 00:00:37,533 And take it easy on that stuff. 14 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:41,093 Quality control. It's part of the process. 15 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:50,171 [sighs] 16 00:00:50,173 --> 00:00:52,810 _ 17 00:01:04,768 --> 00:01:07,527 Hey. Just boxed up the new batch. 18 00:01:07,604 --> 00:01:09,747 You interested in giving it a spin? 19 00:01:09,823 --> 00:01:11,823 Yeah, pick me up. 20 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:14,001 [laughs maniacally] 21 00:01:17,941 --> 00:01:20,207 [Hal] Why are you still tinkering, man? 22 00:01:20,284 --> 00:01:23,594 That last batch was perfection. 23 00:01:25,047 --> 00:01:28,351 Methylenedioxyamphetamine level was too low. 24 00:01:29,268 --> 00:01:31,745 I want the basal ganglia firing on both cylinders. 25 00:01:31,962 --> 00:01:34,938 Serotonin and dopamine cascading together. 26 00:01:35,987 --> 00:01:37,316 It's crazy, it's that simple. 27 00:01:38,552 --> 00:01:41,436 [snorts] 28 00:01:41,447 --> 00:01:43,947 Match the right chemicals with the right brain parts, 29 00:01:44,558 --> 00:01:45,991 anything can happen. 30 00:01:48,437 --> 00:01:49,703 Anything. 31 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:54,500 - [growling] - [man screaming] 32 00:01:55,869 --> 00:01:56,919 [doorbell rings] 33 00:01:59,674 --> 00:02:00,881 Martin Roberts? 34 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,258 Yes. 35 00:02:02,876 --> 00:02:03,975 [Liv] Uh... 36 00:02:04,953 --> 00:02:06,855 My name is Olivia Moore. 37 00:02:07,381 --> 00:02:08,681 I'm your daughter. 38 00:02:13,086 --> 00:02:14,353 [exhales deeply] 39 00:02:15,982 --> 00:02:17,405 This is unbelievable. 40 00:02:17,725 --> 00:02:20,892 Mom finally gave me your name, and after that it was easy. 41 00:02:20,969 --> 00:02:22,517 I work for the police department. 42 00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:24,775 You're a police officer? 43 00:02:24,898 --> 00:02:27,366 Assistant to the medical examiner actually, but... 44 00:02:30,479 --> 00:02:33,539 So your mom, I imagine she told you some stories. 45 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,283 Well, she did tell me some. 46 00:02:36,294 --> 00:02:37,946 Well, that was a long time ago. 47 00:02:38,412 --> 00:02:39,848 And I'm sober now. 48 00:02:40,414 --> 00:02:42,247 - And, uh... - [cell phone buzzing] 49 00:02:42,324 --> 00:02:43,465 [Liv] Sorry. 50 00:02:47,204 --> 00:02:50,562 Sorry, uh, work. I have to go, but... 51 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:54,968 Maybe we could get together, get a coffee or... 52 00:02:54,979 --> 00:02:57,354 Yes, I'd love that. 53 00:02:58,215 --> 00:02:59,610 Well, here's my card, so... 54 00:03:00,661 --> 00:03:02,387 Okay, sorry, I have to go. 55 00:03:05,105 --> 00:03:06,322 Liv... 56 00:03:08,058 --> 00:03:09,199 I'm glad you found me. 57 00:03:10,444 --> 00:03:11,618 Yeah. 58 00:03:18,136 --> 00:03:19,136 [opening theme music playing] 59 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:20,731 _ 60 00:03:21,165 --> 00:03:23,340 _ 61 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:25,304 _ 62 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,305 _ 63 00:03:27,897 --> 00:03:29,306 _ 64 00:03:29,308 --> 00:03:31,308 _ 65 00:03:31,309 --> 00:03:33,117 _ 66 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:35,130 _ 67 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,585 _ 68 00:03:41,249 --> 00:03:43,004 _ 69 00:03:43,093 --> 00:03:46,186 I could tell when he opened the door, right off the bat. 70 00:03:46,263 --> 00:03:47,404 His eyes. 71 00:03:47,481 --> 00:03:49,155 Evan's eyes, it's him. 72 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:50,741 It's my dad. 73 00:03:51,435 --> 00:03:52,576 Man, that's a lot. 74 00:03:52,653 --> 00:03:55,245 [chomping] Mmm. 75 00:03:56,829 --> 00:03:57,837 I've done it. 76 00:03:59,276 --> 00:04:01,827 Best grilled cheese the world's ever seen. 77 00:04:01,903 --> 00:04:05,047 - [scoffs] - Cheddar and Jack melted to perfection, 78 00:04:05,124 --> 00:04:08,875 on sourdough, toasted a sexy golden brown. 79 00:04:08,952 --> 00:04:11,595 And what better to nestle in amongst all that cheese 80 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:12,896 than the cheesiest of brains? Car salesman. 81 00:04:12,897 --> 00:04:15,592 - Car salesman? - Yeah. 82 00:04:15,594 --> 00:04:17,840 Tell me that's not Rick Randall's brain in there. 83 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:21,350 Rick Randall, drove off the Fremont Bridge, a suicide. 84 00:04:21,351 --> 00:04:23,787 No, Rick Randall, the murder victim. 85 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,561 This was the message he left on his wife's phone 86 00:04:27,637 --> 00:04:29,475 before he went into the lake. 87 00:04:29,476 --> 00:04:31,269 [Rick over phone] Gina, my car's out of control! 88 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,704 - [tires screeching] - It's steering itself! 89 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,272 I can't stop! Call someone! Oh, God! [screams] 90 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:36,159 [car splashes in water] 91 00:04:36,996 --> 00:04:39,865 - That can happen? - Uh-huh. Cars can be possessed. 92 00:04:39,866 --> 00:04:42,112 - Herbie for example. - Herbie wasn't possessed. 93 00:04:42,113 --> 00:04:43,363 You're thinking of Christine. 94 00:04:43,619 --> 00:04:46,629 Herbie wasn't evil, he was the Love Bug. 95 00:04:46,705 --> 00:04:48,534 All right, focus up. 96 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:53,019 Rick drove a Malevex Six, it comes with a self-drive setting. 97 00:04:53,095 --> 00:04:55,980 It's possible someone accessed the system from the outside. 98 00:04:56,057 --> 00:04:59,192 Vampire Steve's checking, so save some of that brain for Liv. 99 00:04:59,268 --> 00:05:01,235 Oh, and before I forget... 100 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:04,104 Annual raffle time. 101 00:05:04,181 --> 00:05:05,531 - [sighs] - [Ravi groans] 102 00:05:05,608 --> 00:05:07,066 It's a buck each, you know the drill. 103 00:05:07,076 --> 00:05:09,952 Everyone in the department sells at least 50 tickets. 104 00:05:11,614 --> 00:05:13,656 No complaints, it's for a good cause. 105 00:05:13,732 --> 00:05:16,325 You know everyone just buys their own tickets, right? 106 00:05:16,402 --> 00:05:17,879 I don't care as long as we meet our quota. 107 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:19,286 Well, what's the prize this year? 108 00:05:19,363 --> 00:05:22,540 Margo Ball Motors donated a souped up '67 Mustang. 109 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:24,550 Mmm, not really a car person. 110 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:25,864 Eh, don't buy a ticket. 111 00:05:25,865 --> 00:05:27,565 What's the prize for whoever sells the most tickets? 112 00:05:27,566 --> 00:05:30,167 - A mountain bike. - The mountain's on the other side of the wall. 113 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,725 Then don't win the contest. 114 00:05:34,971 --> 00:05:36,003 Ooh. 115 00:05:51,895 --> 00:05:55,030 Check it out. Now this was the world's best grilled cheese. 116 00:05:55,107 --> 00:05:56,657 Oh, cute. 117 00:05:56,734 --> 00:05:59,076 Meanwhile, I sold 60 raffle tickets. 118 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,824 Sixty? We only got 50. 119 00:06:00,825 --> 00:06:04,456 I sold 10 of yours too, which makes me current sales leader. 120 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:06,092 I haven't started, you cheated. 121 00:06:06,168 --> 00:06:07,548 I've heard that before. 122 00:06:07,549 --> 00:06:10,879 Oh, that's right, it's the first line of the loser national anthem. 123 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:12,841 All right, I'm off to get more tickets and win this thing. 124 00:06:12,842 --> 00:06:15,066 Make yourself useful, answer the phones or something. 125 00:06:15,711 --> 00:06:18,637 Dream on, I am ten times the salesman you are. 126 00:06:18,714 --> 00:06:20,106 I just like to start from behind, 127 00:06:20,182 --> 00:06:22,441 so it hurts worse when I blow past you. 128 00:06:22,518 --> 00:06:24,059 Bring it on, blondie. 129 00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:25,853 I'll probably solve this case before you too. 130 00:06:26,082 --> 00:06:27,099 Laters. 131 00:06:27,156 --> 00:06:29,079 Well, I hope you like "Blue Bayou", 132 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:31,120 because that's my theme song. 133 00:06:32,287 --> 00:06:35,321 [Clive] Were you aware of anyone who had anything against Rick? 134 00:06:35,397 --> 00:06:38,157 Family, friends, maybe a rival at work? 135 00:06:38,233 --> 00:06:40,088 They were all rivals at that place. 136 00:06:40,369 --> 00:06:42,036 God, the testosterone. 137 00:06:42,112 --> 00:06:43,462 All trying to be alpha dog. 138 00:06:43,539 --> 00:06:45,582 Backstabbers, every one of them. 139 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:50,092 So, what's the sitch, Clive? 140 00:06:50,329 --> 00:06:51,735 We got a live one? 141 00:06:51,782 --> 00:06:54,868 Liv, this is Mrs. Randall, widow of the deceased. 142 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,592 Mmm-hmm, I'm up to speed. 143 00:06:56,669 --> 00:06:58,892 So, who wanted him dead? 144 00:06:59,147 --> 00:07:01,647 I think we can get that SOB the death penalty. 145 00:07:01,724 --> 00:07:03,641 - [stammers] - Don't like the death penalty? 146 00:07:03,717 --> 00:07:05,818 What about life behind bars? 147 00:07:05,895 --> 00:07:07,361 - Liv... - Picture it. 148 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:09,947 - The widow? - The widow. 149 00:07:11,558 --> 00:07:14,943 [laughing] Mrs. Randall. 150 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,499 Isn't it true you recently purchased a substantial life insurance policy 151 00:07:17,523 --> 00:07:19,823 - for your husband? - Ravi. 152 00:07:19,834 --> 00:07:24,003 We upgraded our policy a couple years ago after Rick got a promotion. 153 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,631 You two. [Snaps fingers] 154 00:07:32,254 --> 00:07:34,347 [sighs] All right, give us a minute, please. 155 00:07:38,761 --> 00:07:39,761 Ravi. 156 00:07:41,505 --> 00:07:43,408 What was that about life insurance? Where did you... 157 00:07:43,432 --> 00:07:46,901 Babs, who taught me it's always the spouse? 158 00:07:47,436 --> 00:07:48,611 You. 159 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:51,226 I trusted my gut. 160 00:07:51,557 --> 00:07:53,240 Paid off. Up top. 161 00:07:56,654 --> 00:07:58,371 You're not a detective, stay out. 162 00:07:58,447 --> 00:07:59,881 - She's not a detective. - But I'm a closer. 163 00:07:59,882 --> 00:08:01,443 Let's head back in there and I'll break her. 164 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:02,587 Now that I loosened the lid. 165 00:08:03,444 --> 00:08:04,444 Lieutenant. 166 00:08:05,404 --> 00:08:06,787 Acting Lieutenant. 167 00:08:06,864 --> 00:08:08,831 I was able to look over the systems about Malevex. 168 00:08:08,907 --> 00:08:12,584 Long story short, the self-drive was hacked from outside. 169 00:08:12,887 --> 00:08:14,227 Who could do that? 170 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:15,963 A hacker, a good one. 171 00:08:16,039 --> 00:08:18,966 Or anyone with access to the factory settings on the car. 172 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:22,094 - So, like, anyone at the dealership? - Yeah. 173 00:08:22,105 --> 00:08:25,184 I'll call the general manager, see who all had access. 174 00:08:25,424 --> 00:08:27,733 Can you, like, put a trace on the hack? 175 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:31,404 If you mean trace the command codes back to the source IP, maybe. 176 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,667 But whoever did this covered their tracks rather nicely. 177 00:08:33,691 --> 00:08:35,574 I may need the host computer to verify. 178 00:08:35,651 --> 00:08:37,335 Excellent work, Steve. 179 00:08:37,895 --> 00:08:40,246 I would say that warrants a special deal on raffle tickets. 180 00:08:40,322 --> 00:08:41,651 I'll go 10 for 10 bucks. 181 00:08:41,652 --> 00:08:44,742 That's not a special deal, that's just what they cost. 182 00:08:44,752 --> 00:08:46,632 Straight talk, 20 tickets for a Jackson. [Spits] 183 00:08:46,963 --> 00:08:48,629 - [groans] - Come on. 184 00:08:50,282 --> 00:08:52,166 - Whatever, sold out anyway. - [sighs] Me too. 185 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:53,467 - I'll take 20. - 40. 186 00:08:55,171 --> 00:08:56,637 [mutters indistinctly] 187 00:08:58,081 --> 00:08:59,974 Blaine! [Mumbles indistinctly] 188 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:02,643 What... 189 00:09:03,512 --> 00:09:05,929 What did you do? 190 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:09,433 The, uh, deposit on my Freylich girl's brain went through and... 191 00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:11,351 No offense, but when it comes to tables, 192 00:09:11,428 --> 00:09:13,437 I prefer a Noguchi to ping pong. 193 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:17,232 Mommy doesn't let us have food or drink down here. 194 00:09:17,243 --> 00:09:20,041 Well, she made this for me herself. 195 00:09:20,437 --> 00:09:22,778 After I got her a new washer and dryer. 196 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:24,802 Whisper quiet. 197 00:09:25,201 --> 00:09:26,833 Unlike her son. 198 00:09:27,486 --> 00:09:31,268 Anyway, I need you to find our old friend Dalton Earl Duke. 199 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,540 I have a business proposition for him. 200 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:35,042 You called me here just for that? 201 00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:36,546 Of course not. 202 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:38,761 I thought we could catch up. 203 00:09:38,973 --> 00:09:41,802 [sighs] We hardly get any quality time anymore. 204 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,034 What happened to us? 205 00:09:44,962 --> 00:09:47,646 I have a bar to run by myself. 206 00:09:48,057 --> 00:09:49,101 Yeah. 207 00:09:49,231 --> 00:09:52,017 - How is the old Scratching Post? - You mean Don E Be Good. 208 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:56,119 I get you're laying low. 209 00:09:56,565 --> 00:09:58,343 But you could still help out in the back. 210 00:09:58,495 --> 00:10:01,287 By doing what? Invoices? 211 00:10:01,854 --> 00:10:04,195 - For instance. - [sighs] 212 00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:07,074 - At least, just consider it. - Considered. No. 213 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:09,460 Okay, good catch up. Now go, Don E. 214 00:10:10,079 --> 00:10:11,170 Go. 215 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:14,381 Oh, and tell Mom E, 216 00:10:16,585 --> 00:10:17,843 I'm ready for a refill. 217 00:10:25,502 --> 00:10:26,894 Corporal Jones. 218 00:10:27,471 --> 00:10:29,137 [door closes] 219 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:31,232 Says here you have flu symptoms. 220 00:10:33,194 --> 00:10:34,977 Feels like I got hit by a truck. 221 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:36,904 Let me take a look. [Grunts softly] 222 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,968 I don't believe I've seen you before. 223 00:10:46,023 --> 00:10:47,155 [grunts] 224 00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:48,657 Congratulations, Doc. 225 00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,000 You're a zombie now. 226 00:10:52,654 --> 00:10:55,798 If you wanna survive, you need to do exactly what I say. 227 00:10:56,909 --> 00:10:57,925 [sighs] 228 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,222 _ 229 00:11:04,099 --> 00:11:05,315 Welcome back, darlin'. 230 00:11:05,325 --> 00:11:07,108 Congrats on arranging the summit. 231 00:11:07,185 --> 00:11:09,611 Ambassadors, and senators, and generals. Oh, my. 232 00:11:09,687 --> 00:11:11,029 Well, don't congratulate me yet. 233 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,856 And they agreed to come hear us out, 234 00:11:12,927 --> 00:11:14,644 you know, see for themselves that zombies 235 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,432 aren't slaughtering humans in the streets. 236 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:19,113 If they don't buy into Major's plan, they might just nuke us anyway. 237 00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:22,188 Oh, it's gonna go great. 238 00:11:22,468 --> 00:11:26,399 All right? You're smart, you're focused and sexy. 239 00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:30,897 But you know, if we might get nuked at any minute, 240 00:11:31,229 --> 00:11:33,312 wouldn't you like to sail into the hereafter 241 00:11:33,383 --> 00:11:35,041 behind the wheel of a classic American... 242 00:11:35,098 --> 00:11:36,681 I already bought tickets from Liv. 243 00:11:37,842 --> 00:11:39,509 - Did you? - Yeah. 244 00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:40,745 [chuckles softly] 245 00:11:42,384 --> 00:11:44,943 So what are the chances you reach an actual agreement 246 00:11:44,951 --> 00:11:47,544 - with our friends in the US government? - Slim. 247 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:51,577 One of the generals has a daughter stuck here in Seattle. 248 00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:54,244 He wants to see her, and we can't find her. 249 00:11:54,531 --> 00:11:55,892 Not good. 250 00:11:56,658 --> 00:11:58,548 Hey, we'll still keep trying but, uh... 251 00:11:58,702 --> 00:12:01,846 It's time. Hi, Zombie dropped 40 seconds ago. 252 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,099 - Thank you. - Yeah. 253 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:09,890 [Major] So, how nervous is the executive producer right now? 254 00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:13,190 Well, since she's bet her entire career on its success, very. 255 00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:15,601 - There it is. - Oh. 256 00:12:15,677 --> 00:12:18,279 - Okay, here goes nothing. - [Chimes] 257 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,698 [doorbell rings on TV] 258 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,733 Come on, Ed, it's just dinner. 259 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,684 They're the new neighbors, we're being polite. 260 00:12:24,762 --> 00:12:27,446 I know, it's just every morning I go out to get the paper 261 00:12:27,522 --> 00:12:29,729 and Jeff waves at me and goes, "Hi, Zombie." 262 00:12:30,192 --> 00:12:31,712 - [Jeff] Hello! - Ed, you are a zombie. 263 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,492 [Ed] But you don't just say that. 264 00:12:33,493 --> 00:12:35,173 Do I go up to Mrs. McConney and shout, 265 00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:36,835 - "Hi, Italian." - [all chuckle] 266 00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:38,972 Or when my boss gives me a deadline, am I like, 267 00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:40,232 "You got it, black guy." 268 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,836 - Or when I see Mrs. Chan... - Don't be so sensitive, Ed. 269 00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:44,221 [sighs] 270 00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:48,559 [both] Hi, zombies. 271 00:12:50,087 --> 00:12:52,188 - [woman] Hi, humans. - [all laugh] 272 00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:58,477 [indistinct chatter] 273 00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:03,949 [indistinct radio chatter] 274 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,589 [guard] Just be a few minutes, ma'am. Thank you. 275 00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,474 [Major] A free zombie state. 276 00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:24,120 Located on a remote island in the Puget Sound. 277 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:28,382 My predecessor, Vivian Stoll, was preparing it for the 300 zombies 278 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,125 she knew existed at the time. 279 00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:33,011 Now we're looking to relocate all 10,000 zombies to this... 280 00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:34,563 Zombie island? 281 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,440 It's ambitious, 282 00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:39,387 but we believe this is our best solution. 283 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,465 Short of a cure which we're all working on. 284 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:45,683 You want me to ask voters to spend their tax dollars 285 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:49,285 - on dead people instead of live ones? - Senator... 286 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,500 He wants you to ask your voters to save the planet. 287 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,615 [Major] I understand your concerns. 288 00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:56,126 But I believe if we work together in good faith, 289 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:59,426 we can find a way forward toward a more peaceful tomorrow. 290 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,341 [indistinct mumbling] 291 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,424 Nootropics, huh? 292 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,453 I take these and I'm like the Limitless guy? 293 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:11,588 Steroids for your mind. Your brain will be kicking sand in the face 294 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,241 of all the weakling brains down at brain beach. 295 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,294 [Blaine chuckles] 296 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:17,856 They said you'd gone legit. 297 00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:20,224 This seems like a pretty nice little scam. 298 00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:23,184 Oh, it works. I get string theory now. 299 00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,108 Go ahead, take a free sample, you'll see. 300 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,142 And the money? 301 00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:28,276 Same as when I was in the gourmet brain business. 302 00:14:28,352 --> 00:14:30,661 Just now, I run with thought leaders and entrepreneurs 303 00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:33,280 instead of goons and killers. 304 00:14:33,357 --> 00:14:36,950 I don't really miss the smuggling business. 305 00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:38,075 Mmm. 306 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,038 - So what do you want to talk about? - Smuggling. 307 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,625 [scoffs] 308 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,436 I need to talk to your old associates in the black market brain biz. 309 00:14:45,753 --> 00:14:49,785 Think I can offer you something that thought leaders and entrepreneurs can't. 310 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:54,518 Maybe your jacked up brain can wrap itself around this number. 311 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,401 I'll make a few calls. 312 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,403 [chuckles] 313 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,114 Yo, Beanpole. 314 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,340 _ 315 00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:13,078 Beanpole, where you at, man? We gotta move this stuff. 316 00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:21,453 Oh, come on, you junkie, where'd you go off to now? 317 00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,047 [Don E] Scott E, get a move on, dude, 318 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,715 we're ready to roll out of here. 319 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,675 I'm coming, keep your pants on. 320 00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:29,219 [sighs] 321 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,595 I'm surrounded by idiots. 322 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:35,392 So I says to him, "My man, I'm glad you got a good price", 323 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,394 but those are not Ted Baker boots." 324 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:40,397 [laughing] Oh, man. So they weren't boots? 325 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,339 Dude, calm down. 326 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,902 What? He just told a story. 327 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,234 Whatever, we got drugs to sell. 328 00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,189 Fresh from the oven, let's go. 329 00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:51,358 So you're hitting the Nine Trolls or... 330 00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:53,285 Julian's got the escape part covered. 331 00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:56,073 Max Rager's throwing a little soirée on the company yacht. 332 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,031 Think I'll swing by. [Sniffs] 333 00:15:58,108 --> 00:16:00,283 Dude, why not just say boat party like a regular human? 334 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,962 Ah. Because it's a soirée, Scott E. 335 00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:12,927 I don't see why you like that guy. 336 00:16:13,457 --> 00:16:14,973 What? He's fun. 337 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,585 [Ravi] Utopium, certain batch, 338 00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:22,389 just anything relating to a drug chemist called Beanpole Bob, 339 00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:25,359 any references between 2014 and 2015. 340 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:32,574 Great. Thank you, Sergeant, bye-bye. 341 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:38,466 Hiding behind phones while I'm pressing flesh and closing suckers. 342 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:41,587 Not how you win the sales game, my friend. 343 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,369 That was Clive's friend in Vice, 344 00:16:44,446 --> 00:16:46,797 who I've enlisted in my search for that Beanpole Bob guy 345 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,632 and potentially a zombie cure. 346 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:52,970 Now, I'll turn to the CDC's list of Freylich kids Charlie sent me 347 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:58,091 which shows one kid here in Seattle whose life I'll now help safeguard. 348 00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:00,411 So you really wanna go head-to-head with Renegade? 349 00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:03,537 The Renegade in the saving lives area? 350 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,541 I saved more people than that before breakfast. 351 00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,527 - [yawns] Nope. - [footsteps approaching] 352 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,314 Oh. Hi. 353 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,232 Hi, sorry, I'm a bit early. 354 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:17,411 It's fine. Ravi, this is Martin Roberts. 355 00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:21,165 Right, Martin Roberts. 356 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,800 Yep, deadbeat dad. 357 00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:25,836 Out to make up for a 30-year absence with one hot dog. 358 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,037 [Ravi] Hmm. 359 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,113 Wish me luck. 360 00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:29,715 Good luck. 361 00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,305 [clears throat] 362 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,974 [dialing] 363 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,009 [line ringing] 364 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,427 [woman] Hello? 365 00:17:42,504 --> 00:17:46,690 Hi, yes, I'd like to speak to a Ms. Darcy Bennett. 366 00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:50,194 My name is Ravi Chakrabarti and I'd like to speak to her about... 367 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,739 Dropped out? When? 368 00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:59,823 [Martin] After rehab, I didn't have a ton of options. 369 00:18:00,322 --> 00:18:03,665 Mom said that you traveled the globe working for Doctors Without Borders? 370 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,326 Yeah, that was tough. 371 00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:09,004 - You see things. - But for your soul. 372 00:18:10,073 --> 00:18:11,073 I don't know. 373 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:14,392 Maybe a little pride in doing something for the greater good, 374 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,672 but you know there was so much death. 375 00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:18,957 So much suffering, I... 376 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,850 I'm sure I'll always be haunted by it. [sniffles] 377 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,394 You all right? 378 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,564 Oh, it's seasonal, you know. 379 00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:31,842 So, you're a zombie. 380 00:18:32,429 --> 00:18:34,404 - You can tell? - [chuckles] Yes. 381 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,974 Out and proud. 382 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,408 [sighs] I admire that. 383 00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,529 - Um, what can I get you? - Oh. 384 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,447 Extra peppers and hot sauce, please. 385 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,666 Make that two. 386 00:18:48,486 --> 00:18:49,711 You're a zombie, too. 387 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,622 How did you get turned? 388 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,997 Aleutian Flu shot. You? 389 00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:58,562 I'm an O.Z., I got scratched at the Max Rager boat party. 390 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,389 [vendor] Here you go. 391 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:06,895 [Martin grunts] 392 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,564 Oh. 393 00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:10,816 [Martin exhales] 394 00:19:18,141 --> 00:19:19,950 So when's the last time you used, Martin? 395 00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,737 Congestion, flush, 396 00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:26,528 manual tremors, I'm a doctor, I know the signs. 397 00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,625 You're still on Utopium. 398 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,517 _ 399 00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:42,330 I know it must be disappointing to learn your father is an addict. 400 00:19:42,407 --> 00:19:44,657 No, this is on me, Mom told me what you were 401 00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:46,399 and I tracked you down anyway. 402 00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:49,325 I didn't know what I was expecting, she'd be loving this. 403 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,798 The thing of it is, Liv, when I saw you at the door, 404 00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:55,326 I don't know, it was like... 405 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,098 You're the reason I needed. 406 00:19:57,099 --> 00:20:00,194 - The reason? - Yes, the reason I needed to kick. 407 00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:02,050 Once and for all. 408 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:05,240 I don't think I have anything left to give, Martin. 409 00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:07,856 And if I wasn't a reason when I was born, 410 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,985 why would I be one now? 411 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:12,176 I have to go to work. 412 00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,321 Take care of yourself. 413 00:20:20,228 --> 00:20:22,487 Okay, if you all follow me, we have lunch waiting 414 00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:24,915 and we can prepare for the afternoon session. 415 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,084 [indistinct chatter] 416 00:20:39,247 --> 00:20:42,098 Lillywhite, I thought we agreed my daughter would be here. 417 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,977 I hoped she would, General. 418 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:48,096 But she chose not to come, for her own reasons. 419 00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:50,195 You know what this is, don't you? 420 00:20:50,642 --> 00:20:53,668 - It's a difficult situation. - It's a hostage situation. 421 00:20:54,262 --> 00:20:57,814 You zombies are terrorists holding half a million humans hostage 422 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,399 until you get what you want. 423 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,041 I don't even know why we're here. 424 00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:04,202 The US government doesn't negotiate with terrorists. 425 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,104 I've been biting my tongue a long time. 426 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,166 But now, now that you couldn't produce my daughter, 427 00:21:12,589 --> 00:21:16,091 I'm going to walk through the rubble of Seattle. 428 00:21:19,096 --> 00:21:22,138 I believe there are sandwiches and drinks available in the commissary. 429 00:21:27,104 --> 00:21:30,179 [sighs] I turned back and he was just standing there 430 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,300 looking so forlorn. 431 00:21:31,317 --> 00:21:33,034 You could've gotten in when the getting was good. 432 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,116 Them's the breaks. 433 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,114 [indistinct chatter] 434 00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:41,825 [man] Driving through the mountains? Orgasmic. 435 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,194 Yeah, it's bad, real bad. 436 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,871 We got the general manager in there. 437 00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:49,124 Right. 438 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,576 [exhales deeply] Let's rip his face off. 439 00:21:51,653 --> 00:21:53,870 Ravi, no, I told you... 440 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,663 Clive, what do you wanna do with the case? 441 00:21:55,674 --> 00:21:57,915 I wanna close it, but not in the way you're thinking, 442 00:21:57,926 --> 00:22:00,760 so just, no. Come on, Liv. 443 00:22:07,919 --> 00:22:11,813 So, Mr. Fischer, I understand the Malevax Six comes with the self-drive? 444 00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:13,765 Amazing vehicle, the auto pilot mode 445 00:22:13,841 --> 00:22:15,817 is one of its many incredible features. 446 00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:17,861 You could drive it to New York City without lifting a finger. 447 00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:19,779 You're not gonna hook this brick, Green B. 448 00:22:19,856 --> 00:22:22,049 [chuckles] Never say never. 449 00:22:23,434 --> 00:22:26,061 The auto drive comes with factory presets, correct? 450 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,913 Anyone with those could access the auto drive? 451 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:30,239 Well, I mean, conceivably. 452 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,833 You have access to the presets? 453 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:34,019 Yeah, but I'm not gonna off my best salesman. 454 00:22:34,445 --> 00:22:36,204 Rick Randall was a closing machine, 455 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,392 he won the annual sales competition five years running. 456 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:41,751 - Annual sales competition? - First place gets a Malevax Six. 457 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,503 Second place gets a set of steak knives, 458 00:22:43,513 --> 00:22:44,929 last place, a pink slip. 459 00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:46,214 - Ooh. - Fired? 460 00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:49,175 Rick always won, it drove Stu Solano crazy. 461 00:22:49,252 --> 00:22:52,011 - Who's Stu Solano? - Second place, five years running. 462 00:22:52,263 --> 00:22:53,721 Guys got a lot of steak knives. 463 00:22:53,798 --> 00:22:56,140 - Let me guess, bitter? - Oh, he's bitter, all right. 464 00:22:56,217 --> 00:22:57,600 Rick stole Gina from him. 465 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,361 Rick's wife used to go out with Stu? 466 00:22:59,437 --> 00:23:00,527 Mmm-hmm. 467 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,075 Well, she didn't mention that. 468 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:05,200 I get it, why spread around you were with a second place nobody. 469 00:23:05,288 --> 00:23:07,372 Stu's good, he just lacks a killer instinct. 470 00:23:07,895 --> 00:23:09,415 - Sales is a blood sport. - [inaudible] 471 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,081 It sure is. 472 00:23:11,783 --> 00:23:13,166 [laughter] 473 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:15,603 Rick cheated. 474 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:19,392 Bribed the desk for leads, stole them from the other salesmen. 475 00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:22,196 I played to win, but I played fair. 476 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,836 Far as I'm concerned, I won. 477 00:23:24,846 --> 00:23:26,675 With the steak knives to prove it. 478 00:23:27,248 --> 00:23:29,674 When Rick married your ex Gina, 479 00:23:29,751 --> 00:23:30,800 were you cool with that? 480 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:31,968 Gina? 481 00:23:33,254 --> 00:23:35,397 She was more of a demo for me, you know? 482 00:23:36,641 --> 00:23:38,547 If you want a guy with motive, 483 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,923 take a look at Teddy Fischer. 484 00:23:41,146 --> 00:23:44,781 Rick was gunning for Teddy's job and everybody knew. 485 00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:46,266 Especially Teddy. 486 00:23:49,246 --> 00:23:50,286 [gasps softly] 487 00:23:51,856 --> 00:23:54,282 [Rick] The best loser there is, bon voyage, Jack. 488 00:23:54,358 --> 00:23:56,876 Are you a winner, Rick? Or should I ask your wife? 489 00:23:57,379 --> 00:23:58,461 [gasps] 490 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,599 - Who's Jack? - Jack Klein? 491 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,376 Used to work for Margo Ball, 492 00:24:05,453 --> 00:24:08,543 got old, got slow, got fired last year. 493 00:24:10,308 --> 00:24:12,642 Sales, man, it's a blood sport. 494 00:24:14,846 --> 00:24:17,026 Gentlemen, thanks for coming. 495 00:24:17,941 --> 00:24:21,230 What I have for you is an invitation to join a business venture. 496 00:24:21,945 --> 00:24:24,446 It's not unlike the brain smuggling you've done in the past, 497 00:24:24,522 --> 00:24:27,947 only now the owner of the brain will remain attached 498 00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:29,489 and alive. 499 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,101 So it's basically the same deal. 500 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:35,290 And the financial terms will reflect this increase 501 00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:37,167 in the unit we're transporting. 502 00:24:38,528 --> 00:24:41,700 You're each receiving a name and an address. 503 00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,498 And the items you will be transporting. 504 00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:47,917 You bring 'em in, you get paid, you go get another. 505 00:24:48,671 --> 00:24:50,764 "Bird Manor Hall School for Girls." 506 00:24:51,975 --> 00:24:53,539 Is this a kid? 507 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,145 They all are, or rather, teens, 508 00:24:57,222 --> 00:25:00,023 who let's be honest, are the worst. 509 00:25:02,727 --> 00:25:05,770 So, you may need to come up a little on the fee. 510 00:25:05,847 --> 00:25:07,939 I already gave them a bump for the extra weight. 511 00:25:08,015 --> 00:25:09,982 You didn't mention they were kids. 512 00:25:09,993 --> 00:25:13,876 Teens, who other than the random passage of time are basically adults. 513 00:25:14,498 --> 00:25:16,634 - Why do they care? - Well, it's, um... 514 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,692 It's a moral issue. 515 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,376 These guys? 516 00:25:20,453 --> 00:25:21,911 Give me a second. 517 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,120 Hey. 518 00:25:23,197 --> 00:25:24,547 [whispering indistinctly] 519 00:25:27,085 --> 00:25:30,345 Okay, extra 15,000 a head. 520 00:25:30,421 --> 00:25:31,838 To cover the moral issue. 521 00:25:31,848 --> 00:25:33,014 - Five. - Thirteen. 522 00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:34,091 Ten. 523 00:25:35,352 --> 00:25:37,233 - Hmm. - Okay, then. 524 00:25:37,929 --> 00:25:40,565 Let's go round up some rugrats, huh? 525 00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:42,444 [laughing] 526 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,044 _ 527 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,805 Clive, let me ask you a question, you were in Vice. 528 00:25:50,573 --> 00:25:53,237 How many people who've been heavily addicted for 30 years 529 00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:54,709 turn themselves around? 530 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,715 Hmm, I know it happens. 531 00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:59,847 - That's good. - I've never seen it, though. 532 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,933 [knocking at door] 533 00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:07,763 Hi, Seattle P.D., we're looking for Jack Klein? 534 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,558 - What for? - I'm Jack, how can I help you? 535 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:13,561 We wanted to ask you some questions about the death of Rick Randall. 536 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:14,779 Like how great it was? 537 00:26:15,431 --> 00:26:16,937 Emily, honey. 538 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,243 - Whatever, I'm late. - Call me if your practice runs late. 539 00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:22,778 Dad, I'll text you 'cause it's not 2003, okay? 540 00:26:22,855 --> 00:26:24,997 [exclaims] Come on in. 541 00:26:29,612 --> 00:26:33,688 Yeah, I worked at Margo Ball for what, um, 23 years. 542 00:26:33,949 --> 00:26:37,093 It must've hurt when they fired you after all those years of service. 543 00:26:37,170 --> 00:26:39,168 That whole place was toxic. 544 00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,741 I mean, I feel sorry for those miserable jerks. 545 00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:45,145 Emily transferred back from USC, 546 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:47,678 so I get to see her a lot more than I used to. 547 00:26:47,755 --> 00:26:49,796 Get to see some of her field hockey games. 548 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,048 Plus, the coffee's much better at home. 549 00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,068 [woman chuckles] 550 00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:56,195 I'm much happier here. 551 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,282 We looked over the sales numbers, 552 00:26:59,358 --> 00:27:01,358 it looks like you slipped into last 553 00:27:01,435 --> 00:27:03,554 after Rick closed a deal you originated. 554 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,081 - Were you aware of that? - So what if he did? 555 00:27:06,699 --> 00:27:08,532 What do they always say over there? 556 00:27:08,609 --> 00:27:10,531 - "Sales is a..." - "Blood sport." 557 00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:11,750 Right. 558 00:27:11,752 --> 00:27:14,659 A witness said he heard you suggest that Rick should 559 00:27:14,990 --> 00:27:17,124 ask his wife something the day you were fired. 560 00:27:17,493 --> 00:27:19,668 - What did you mean? - Not my finest moment. 561 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,679 What did you mean? 562 00:27:21,914 --> 00:27:23,973 Get this, Rick's wife Gina, 563 00:27:24,050 --> 00:27:26,142 she used to go around with Stu Solano. 564 00:27:26,219 --> 00:27:28,260 - Oh, we're aware. - Yeah, but did you know 565 00:27:28,337 --> 00:27:31,597 that all along she was two timing with Teddy. 566 00:27:31,674 --> 00:27:34,247 What? Teddy Fischer? 567 00:27:34,802 --> 00:27:36,652 - The general manager? - See what I mean? 568 00:27:36,729 --> 00:27:38,345 Place is a snake pit. 569 00:27:40,015 --> 00:27:42,158 Don't tell me I'm raging out, I'm not raging out! 570 00:27:42,235 --> 00:27:43,826 Your eyes are a little red, Ed. 571 00:27:43,903 --> 00:27:46,061 I went swimming, it's from the chlorine. 572 00:27:46,689 --> 00:27:49,499 You're darn right, I'm furious, but not because I'm a zombie, 573 00:27:49,575 --> 00:27:51,083 it's because you're an idiot. 574 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,627 Peak TV, my ass. 575 00:27:54,413 --> 00:27:56,110 There's my girl. 576 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,958 Sorry to send in the heavy like this. 577 00:27:59,034 --> 00:28:01,012 It's just when I heard people were looking for you, 578 00:28:01,036 --> 00:28:03,356 I got a little worried that my investment might be at risk. 579 00:28:03,914 --> 00:28:05,765 Carl, you can go. 580 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,453 So... 581 00:28:10,004 --> 00:28:12,690 Any idea who our mystery caller might be? 582 00:28:13,132 --> 00:28:14,258 My roommate took the call, 583 00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:17,569 said his name was like Ravi "Shark Buddy" or something. 584 00:28:18,770 --> 00:28:20,251 And he was putting on a fake British accent. 585 00:28:20,253 --> 00:28:21,897 [Laughs] 586 00:28:21,974 --> 00:28:24,671 I know him actually, accent's real. 587 00:28:25,311 --> 00:28:27,695 [sighs] He wants your brain for science, so, 588 00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:29,427 I'd definitely steer clear. 589 00:28:29,782 --> 00:28:32,825 It's probably best that you just lay low for a while. 590 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,126 Lay low? 591 00:28:34,954 --> 00:28:36,912 - In here? - Yup. 592 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:40,811 I mean, being bored out of my mind is not on my bucket list. 593 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,168 [sighs] Okay. 594 00:28:43,245 --> 00:28:47,010 There are other places we could stash you in that are a bit more lively. 595 00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:49,767 Have you ever been to The Scratching Post? 596 00:28:51,462 --> 00:28:53,609 I think we should get Gina and Teddy back in here. 597 00:28:53,973 --> 00:28:57,391 If they were having an affair, and he knew Rick was gunning for his job, 598 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,585 they could've worked together. 599 00:28:58,586 --> 00:29:01,215 I don't know, I say there's something off about that Jack guy. 600 00:29:01,427 --> 00:29:03,397 Liv, the man still owns a flip phone, 601 00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:05,090 you think he can hack a Malevax? 602 00:29:06,101 --> 00:29:08,172 Clive, Liv. 603 00:29:08,687 --> 00:29:11,622 Ravi, whatever sales nonsense this is, I'm just in no mood. 604 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,645 - I've had a vision. - [snorts] 605 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:19,643 Rick walks out to his car, finds his windscreen smashed. 606 00:29:19,999 --> 00:29:22,207 That's it? You call that a vision? 607 00:29:22,284 --> 00:29:25,210 And the words, "Die, pig" spray painted on his hood. 608 00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:27,972 I don't suppose you saw who smashed his window and tagged his car? 609 00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:31,634 Yeah, you never do. 610 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:34,345 But I'll see if his insurance company has any photos. 611 00:29:34,421 --> 00:29:38,190 Boom! That easy. Oh, and if you got a few more raffle tickets. 612 00:29:38,267 --> 00:29:39,475 Actually, me, too, 613 00:29:39,551 --> 00:29:40,820 twice whatever you've giving him. 614 00:29:40,844 --> 00:29:43,279 No, no, no, no, no. 615 00:29:43,356 --> 00:29:45,781 No more tickets, just no, no, no. 616 00:29:47,810 --> 00:29:49,035 [Ravi sniffles] 617 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,496 [exclaims] Ah, ah, ah! 618 00:29:54,867 --> 00:29:56,292 Coffee's for closers. 619 00:29:57,611 --> 00:30:00,004 [gasps] I still have more tickets. 620 00:30:02,616 --> 00:30:04,842 [slow music playing on speakers] 621 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,161 [sighs] 622 00:30:08,163 --> 00:30:10,556 Burrito Monday is officially canceled. 623 00:30:12,668 --> 00:30:14,143 [bucket thuds] 624 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,353 [sighs heavily] 625 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:19,186 [laughs] It sucks. 626 00:30:19,925 --> 00:30:22,768 Owning a bar is supposed to be fun. 627 00:30:22,845 --> 00:30:26,530 I shouldn't be doing grunt work. [Laughs] 628 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:28,407 [exclaims] God! 629 00:30:29,643 --> 00:30:32,069 My life is the worst. 630 00:30:32,146 --> 00:30:36,165 We could switch, I'll run the bar, you could be the zombie prostitute. 631 00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:39,493 And what the hell? I thought we had a strict "No love songs" 632 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,170 "on the jukebox" policy. 633 00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:43,721 - [shouts] Who put this on? - [Darcy] I did. 634 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:52,014 ♪ Lady of the morning ♪ 635 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,259 It happens to be my jam. 636 00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:57,353 ♪ Lady ♪ 637 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:02,317 _ 638 00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:04,098 What, you don't like music? 639 00:31:04,474 --> 00:31:07,949 I just think that this song is a little cheesy. 640 00:31:08,548 --> 00:31:10,131 Says the guy wearing that shirt. 641 00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:13,125 What? [Laughs] 642 00:31:13,202 --> 00:31:14,594 No, it's... 643 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,246 Bold. 644 00:31:18,248 --> 00:31:20,049 - Can I get a beer? - Can I see some ID? 645 00:31:20,059 --> 00:31:21,434 No, I got this. 646 00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:28,024 It's on the house. 647 00:31:32,971 --> 00:31:34,530 No freakin' way. 648 00:31:36,387 --> 00:31:37,603 Hey, hey. 649 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,899 That's the girl. 650 00:31:41,238 --> 00:31:43,434 The match maker told me about my soul mate. 651 00:31:43,783 --> 00:31:46,876 - She's out of my league, isn't she? - Oh, yeah, way out. 652 00:31:48,654 --> 00:31:51,987 But also that's Blaine's Freylich girl. 653 00:31:52,917 --> 00:31:55,077 Fatal brain disease, she's going to be dead any minute. 654 00:31:56,087 --> 00:31:57,762 So, well... 655 00:31:59,256 --> 00:32:00,848 Sorry, I guess. 656 00:32:03,335 --> 00:32:05,184 [Clive] Well, it turns out our dead guy Rick 657 00:32:05,763 --> 00:32:08,445 did make an insurance claim after his car was vandalized. 658 00:32:08,766 --> 00:32:11,308 - Yeah, he did. - [Clive] Here's what's interesting. 659 00:32:11,385 --> 00:32:12,672 These holes here, 660 00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:15,938 whoever smashed it used something with a rounded end 661 00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:17,356 that punched through the glass. 662 00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:19,358 - Like a baseball bat? - Or a golf club. 663 00:32:19,435 --> 00:32:20,628 Ah, could be. 664 00:32:20,965 --> 00:32:22,566 Could be, or... 665 00:32:23,856 --> 00:32:26,281 - A field hockey stick. - Jack's daughter. 666 00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:27,678 - Emily Klein. - [scoffs] 667 00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:30,044 Remember how happy she was that Rick was dead? 668 00:32:30,121 --> 00:32:32,776 She didn't strike me as a girl with a dragon tattoo. 669 00:32:33,124 --> 00:32:34,215 Oh, that so? 670 00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:38,905 She happens to be a Computer Science major at USC. 671 00:32:39,222 --> 00:32:42,631 Expelled last year for hacking a blimp during homecoming week 672 00:32:42,642 --> 00:32:44,800 and programming it to display lewd comments 673 00:32:44,877 --> 00:32:47,151 about her ex during the UCLA game. 674 00:32:47,722 --> 00:32:49,440 Now, if you'll excuse me. 675 00:32:51,901 --> 00:32:55,361 The closer is heading out to make his collar. 676 00:32:59,558 --> 00:33:01,575 This is the best part of my job. 677 00:33:06,023 --> 00:33:08,454 Okay, so I smashed up his precious Malevax. 678 00:33:08,776 --> 00:33:11,933 The guy ruined my dad's life and I had to drop out of USC, 679 00:33:12,163 --> 00:33:13,705 that doesn't mean I killed him. 680 00:33:13,864 --> 00:33:16,133 Computer Science major, Robotics team. 681 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,099 And it wouldn't be your first time hacking into a vehicle. 682 00:33:19,661 --> 00:33:24,027 You know, the, um, "Thanks for the HPV, Dave" blimp incident? 683 00:33:24,508 --> 00:33:27,057 - He deserved that. - And Rick deserved it, too, right? 684 00:33:27,628 --> 00:33:29,937 I didn't kill Rick Randall. 685 00:33:31,274 --> 00:33:32,853 Go ahead, check the activity. 686 00:33:33,192 --> 00:33:34,682 I have nothing to hide. 687 00:33:34,968 --> 00:33:36,110 [inhales sharply] 688 00:33:36,187 --> 00:33:38,538 Fine, let me get our guy in here. 689 00:33:39,139 --> 00:33:41,023 - Yeah, Steve? - [Ravi] She's gonna crack, 690 00:33:41,099 --> 00:33:42,816 then not only will I have closed the case, 691 00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:44,476 but I've crushed your raffle ticket sales. 692 00:33:44,478 --> 00:33:47,288 Clive solved it, you just told him what you saw in a vision. 693 00:33:47,364 --> 00:33:49,547 - Pot meet kettle. - Besides, 694 00:33:49,942 --> 00:33:51,700 no way you can top my 320. 695 00:33:51,777 --> 00:33:53,586 [grunts] Oh, 324. 696 00:33:53,662 --> 00:33:55,496 - I've still got two hours. - As do I. 697 00:33:55,506 --> 00:33:58,290 So, how many trombones would you like to play your... 698 00:33:58,301 --> 00:33:59,950 [imitates sad trombone] 699 00:34:00,027 --> 00:34:02,303 [Jack] Look, officer, I just need to talk to my daughter. 700 00:34:02,379 --> 00:34:04,472 Or that detective, what's his name? 701 00:34:04,548 --> 00:34:07,716 Babineaux, please, my daughter's innocent. 702 00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:10,936 - She should not be in there. - Mr. Klein? 703 00:34:12,023 --> 00:34:15,357 Please, Emily didn't do this. 704 00:34:16,176 --> 00:34:17,193 I did. 705 00:34:17,904 --> 00:34:19,361 [door opens] 706 00:34:21,515 --> 00:34:22,823 You hacked the Malevax. 707 00:34:23,192 --> 00:34:24,223 Yeah. 708 00:34:24,242 --> 00:34:28,856 [scoffs] Okay, I'll bite. Why don't you tell Steve here how you did it? 709 00:34:31,149 --> 00:34:32,324 Okay. 710 00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:34,835 First I emailed Rick officially 711 00:34:34,912 --> 00:34:37,830 from a bogus Malevax support address 712 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,633 asking him to update his firmware. This link 713 00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:43,302 had a Trojan horse that installed a backdoor 714 00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:46,755 into the car's telematic control unit giving me access to the VPN. 715 00:34:46,766 --> 00:34:49,758 How did you overwrite the shadow files? 716 00:34:49,835 --> 00:34:52,124 I cracked 'em, downloaded firmware, 717 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:55,305 then Nmap'd the script so I could view the cipher text 718 00:34:55,382 --> 00:34:56,982 with a verbose switch. 719 00:34:57,885 --> 00:35:00,726 That's one way to do it. 720 00:35:02,014 --> 00:35:05,032 I've spent all year studying Emily's coding textbooks, 721 00:35:05,109 --> 00:35:07,469 just so that I could get back at Rick for what he did to us. 722 00:35:09,831 --> 00:35:13,415 I'll write it all down for you, just let me talk to my daughter, will you? 723 00:35:17,738 --> 00:35:19,004 [sighs] 724 00:35:37,808 --> 00:35:39,308 [Liv] So, if you're serious... 725 00:35:39,384 --> 00:35:41,360 [Martin] I'm absolutely serious. 726 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:44,985 This one specializes in long term addiction. 727 00:35:44,986 --> 00:35:47,858 Uh, this one pairs patients with the right therapist, 728 00:35:47,935 --> 00:35:50,103 they don't just send everybody to the same guy. 729 00:35:50,571 --> 00:35:52,454 Can't believe you're doing this for me. 730 00:35:53,398 --> 00:35:55,082 [sighs] Against my better judgment. 731 00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:58,677 You're a good person, Liv. 732 00:35:58,996 --> 00:36:00,671 Good people can't help themselves. 733 00:36:04,242 --> 00:36:06,209 [air hissing] 734 00:36:06,286 --> 00:36:08,412 Okay, General, you're all set. 735 00:36:10,341 --> 00:36:12,375 Hope you had a productive summit. 736 00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:14,643 [door opens] 737 00:36:17,014 --> 00:36:18,439 Senator Hoover? 738 00:36:21,093 --> 00:36:23,152 So, go ahead and roll your sleeve up for me. 739 00:36:33,536 --> 00:36:35,328 [grunts] The hell? 740 00:36:35,499 --> 00:36:37,875 You've just been scratched and turned zombie. 741 00:36:37,952 --> 00:36:42,037 Please remain calm, this kit contains hair dye, 742 00:36:42,114 --> 00:36:45,090 self-tanner and brains to last till you arrive in D.C. 743 00:36:47,503 --> 00:36:50,471 If you wanna survive and you want this to stay secret, 744 00:36:50,547 --> 00:36:52,053 you will cooperate. 745 00:36:52,808 --> 00:36:54,683 Await further instructions. 746 00:36:55,669 --> 00:36:57,061 You work for us now. 747 00:36:58,555 --> 00:37:00,235 Welcome back to the United States, Senator. 748 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,702 _ 749 00:37:14,454 --> 00:37:15,837 [Don E] Hey, yo. 750 00:37:15,914 --> 00:37:17,139 [dance music playing] 751 00:37:17,999 --> 00:37:19,924 - It's your turn. - Sorry? 752 00:37:19,935 --> 00:37:21,268 Put something on the jukebox. 753 00:37:21,344 --> 00:37:22,561 I'll make fun of your song. 754 00:37:23,939 --> 00:37:25,221 Kind of busy. 755 00:37:25,298 --> 00:37:27,315 Whoa, when did it get so cold in here? 756 00:37:28,468 --> 00:37:30,161 It's an automatic thermostat. 757 00:37:30,553 --> 00:37:33,396 I mean, I kind of thought we had a fun little moment earlier. 758 00:37:33,473 --> 00:37:36,158 Just, you know, got a bar to run. 759 00:37:36,952 --> 00:37:38,994 Ah, got it, okay. 760 00:37:39,938 --> 00:37:41,204 Have a nice life. 761 00:37:42,365 --> 00:37:44,458 All right, uh... [laughs] 762 00:37:45,702 --> 00:37:48,620 Uh, couple of weeks ago, this match maker 763 00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:51,329 told me that she knew a girl who would be perfect for me. 764 00:37:51,868 --> 00:37:53,665 And before I could get any more details, 765 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,635 - she was murdered... - The girl? 766 00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,159 No, the match maker. 767 00:37:57,714 --> 00:38:01,299 And so I thought, maybe you were that girl. 768 00:38:01,310 --> 00:38:04,562 I mean, you got the skull tattoo, 769 00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:06,206 - but, you know... - What? 770 00:38:08,173 --> 00:38:10,057 You're gonna die like any second 771 00:38:10,134 --> 00:38:12,294 - and you know, I can't... - Dude, we're all gonna die. 772 00:38:13,012 --> 00:38:14,512 Just means I got to get through my bucket list 773 00:38:14,513 --> 00:38:15,624 faster than you. 774 00:38:15,788 --> 00:38:18,573 But isn't the point to rock out till we clock out? 775 00:38:19,936 --> 00:38:21,882 I guess when you put it like that. 776 00:38:22,739 --> 00:38:24,790 So what's like on this bucket list thing? 777 00:38:25,859 --> 00:38:27,680 Well, for starters, 778 00:38:28,403 --> 00:38:30,170 I've always wanted to be in a bar fight. 779 00:38:31,531 --> 00:38:32,547 I... 780 00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:40,180 - [music stops] - [rock music playing] 781 00:38:40,257 --> 00:38:43,099 My song is perfect for the occasion. 782 00:38:46,045 --> 00:38:47,512 [men grunting] 783 00:38:47,523 --> 00:38:49,272 You... [grunts] 784 00:38:49,349 --> 00:38:50,565 It's happening! 785 00:38:51,551 --> 00:38:53,142 Most definitely. 786 00:38:53,219 --> 00:38:55,213 Are you sure we should do this? 787 00:38:56,014 --> 00:38:59,383 - We can get hurt. - What the hell. 788 00:39:00,226 --> 00:39:02,327 - [rock music playing] - [all clamoring] 789 00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:08,116 [Ravi exhales] 790 00:39:08,192 --> 00:39:10,512 Are you and Major in for dinner with me and Peyton tonight? 791 00:39:10,787 --> 00:39:12,921 I can't tonight, I'm seeing my dad. 792 00:39:14,198 --> 00:39:16,499 - Really? - I know. 793 00:39:16,576 --> 00:39:18,091 Probably a dumb idea, 794 00:39:18,092 --> 00:39:20,511 but when has that ever stopped me before. 795 00:39:20,513 --> 00:39:21,722 Congratulations. 796 00:39:21,798 --> 00:39:23,181 - Suck it, loser. - In your face. 797 00:39:25,335 --> 00:39:26,768 You tied. 798 00:39:29,139 --> 00:39:30,397 Maybe you can split it. 799 00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:35,018 [inhales] 800 00:39:35,094 --> 00:39:36,486 [claps hands] 801 00:39:36,563 --> 00:39:38,405 - But... - [footsteps recede] 802 00:39:39,933 --> 00:39:42,400 You know, I don't really care much for biking anyway. 803 00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:44,178 I don't have room for it, you take it. 804 00:39:48,158 --> 00:39:49,866 [reporter] Liv Moore understood the stakes 805 00:39:49,943 --> 00:39:51,701 when she took over Seattle's largest 806 00:39:51,778 --> 00:39:53,494 human smuggling organization. 807 00:39:53,571 --> 00:39:55,794 She was there when her predecessor was executed. 808 00:39:56,574 --> 00:39:58,207 She resuscitated the organization 809 00:39:58,284 --> 00:40:00,427 when others believed Fillmore Graves's attempt 810 00:40:00,503 --> 00:40:02,762 at intimidation had succeeded. 811 00:40:03,122 --> 00:40:04,764 [door opens] 812 00:40:04,841 --> 00:40:06,558 [TV chatter continues] 813 00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:13,100 [Enzo clears throat] 814 00:40:14,017 --> 00:40:18,140 You will be pleased to know Riley's mission was a success. 815 00:40:18,471 --> 00:40:22,475 She got Spud out of the city to scratch the doctor 816 00:40:22,476 --> 00:40:24,092 at the VA Hospital, 817 00:40:24,453 --> 00:40:28,455 and selected delegates have now been turned zombie. 818 00:40:29,857 --> 00:40:30,999 Good. 819 00:40:31,868 --> 00:40:33,133 Good. 820 00:40:33,703 --> 00:40:40,458 Be careful with that one, sir, she has a tendency to stick her nose 821 00:40:40,469 --> 00:40:43,678 - where it does not belong. - A real pain in the ass. 822 00:40:45,116 --> 00:40:46,197 I've heard. 823 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:49,809 [Enzo] I would hate for a conflict of interest to arise. 824 00:40:50,461 --> 00:40:51,770 Don't worry. 825 00:40:55,725 --> 00:40:57,150 I know what I'm doing. 826 00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:05,200 [closing theme music playing] 827 00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:07,486 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 61477

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