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My name's Spider-Man.
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Between school, homework and being
a superhero, it's hard being me.
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[yelling, screaming]
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Whoa, what's going on around here?
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Ah! What a lovely day.
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One at a time.
Single file, single file.
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It's almost too easy.
This city is already on the edge.
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All it took was a small push.
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Well done, officers.
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Oh, a real life superhero.
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I would very much like
to see you all tear him...
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limb from limb.
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Hey! Hey!
[laughing]
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Hey, come on.
I just washed the costume!
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[groans]
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[groans continue]
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[laughing]
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Ya!
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Wolverine?
What are you doing here?
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[growls]
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That's the mutant superhero, Wolverine.
He's got unbreakable everything.
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And his claws can cut
through, well... anything.
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What did you do to these people?
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[growls]
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And if I had gum, I would
have just swallowed it.
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[gulps]
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[various yelling]
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Kid, you have until the count
of three to hit the off button
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on whatever it is you're doing here.
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I didn't do this.
How did I do this?
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Count of three.
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If you think I had the power to do this,
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don't you think I'd order you to shower?
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Hello, we're both good guys.
I'm not going to fight you, you ferret.
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[various grunts]
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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[groans]
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All right.
I've had about enough of this.
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[roars]
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Who's first?
Come on!
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Ah, man.
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[growls] Whoa, dude.
These are just people.
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Something's wrong with them.
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Put the claws away.
Maybe someone drugged them.
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Nah, I could smell it then.
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You have super mutant senses?
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Ah, yep.
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And you really don't mind your smell?
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Stand back while I
web them all to the...
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- ...that won't work.
- Don't hurt anybody.
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[laughs] Would I do that?
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Whoa! Ah!
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[laughs]
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Nice. What the heck?
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[man] It was Spider-Man.
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Yeah, just like they say on TV.
He is a menace.
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Sure, the big hairball
with the claws is fine.
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Me?
I'm a menace.
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[yelling]
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- Jameson was right.
- I'm gonna sue you.
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[sniffs]
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I know that scent.
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Mesmero!
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Wolverine?
Destroy the mutant!
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[growls]
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Ah!
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Ha ha. [groans]
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Oof!
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[groans] You're not
leaving yet, are you?
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I was just about to bring
out the ice cream cake.
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[groans]
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You have until the count of three.
Put it back, Mesmero.
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Who is this guy?
What's going on?
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This worm uses his mutant
powers against the human race.
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Let go of their minds, bub.
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[groans]
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One...
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Two...
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If you've done the math
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and you've figured out that
three is gonna hurt...
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Okay I give.
I've freed them.
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[various sighs]
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Hey, I'm okay.
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[Spider-Man] Nick Fury,
director of SHIELD.
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That's the Strategic Homeland
Intervention Enforcement and Lo...
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I know!
Established!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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[groans]
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Well look at you.
You did surprisingly good, kid.
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You caught the bad guy.
Minimal property damage.
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[giggles]
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Ah, shucks, Nick.
Come on, you're making me blush.
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Logan, you're staying
out of trouble?
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Trying to until...
whatever this is happened.
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You were going to kill him.
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Sometimes you have to
go down to their level.
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Down to their level?
[burps]
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Unbelievable. I just- I can't-
it just doesn't... ugh!
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Huh.
You got him speechless.
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Do you know how long I've
waited for this moment?
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Huh, you got something you
want to say to me, punk?
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Only that you are absolutely
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the most disgusting
person I've ever met.
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[crunches can]
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Well, you're young.
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He was going to kill people.
With his smell.
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[growls] Ah!
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And I hope you enjoy your
stay in our fair city.
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[laughs]
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Little troll.
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Oh, I'm a troll?
You know what?
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[growls]
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[roars]
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[Fury] Enough!
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[raspberries]
Isn't it a school night?
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Fine by me.
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I hope I never see this dude
again in my life. And I mean ever.
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[laughs]
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Yo, Peter, did you do
the algebra homework?
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- Of course I did.
- Can I borrow yours?
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Borrow it?
Come on, Luke.
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I don't, you know,
want to cheat off it.
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You were supposed to ask him
if we could work off his paper.
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And he would then say no because he's
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the only one of you
that has any integrity.
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Thank you, Ava.
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Um...
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And after spending all day
and night training to be
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the ultimate Spider-Man,
there's no way it's any good.
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[sighs] Dude, you guys are
supposed to be superheroes.
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We're supposed to be powerful.
And like responsible... full.
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Dude, just a peek?
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- No.
- Dude
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What part of no don't you understand?
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The "no" part.
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Uh. He's right.
We should do our own homework.
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- [sighs] Peter Parker.
- Hi, Flash.
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So, what'd your aunt make you for lunch?
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Nothing.
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I was going to go to the cafeteria
and buy myself something to...
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I walked right into that one, didn't I?
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[bell rings]
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"This ruffian hath botch'd up,
that thou thereby mayst smile at this:
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thou shalt not choose but go:
Do not deny."
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Huh? Where am I?
What is this place?
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Aunt May!
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Huh?
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Ah! Oof!
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[sniffs]
[groans]
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That smell is me?
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Ah!
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[grunting]
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Please be a dream.
Please be a dream.
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"He started one poor
heart of mine in thee."
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- Ah!
- Ha ha!
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Huh? [laughter]
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Huh?
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Huh?
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[screeching]
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Huh?
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Where am I?
Who are you people?
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- Peter, are you o...
- Nah!
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[growls]
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Told you he was going to snap one day.
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Mr. Parker, go wash your face.
And try to wake yourself up.
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[growling]
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[gasps] Oh, hey Peter.
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Ya!
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Dude, what is going on with you?
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[growls]
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[both laugh]
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[phone ringing]
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- What is that?
- It's your cell phone, genius.
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[ringing continues] Hello?
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- Hello?
- Oh, no.
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- Who is this?
- We switched bodies.
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We switched entire bodies?
What did you do?
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What freaky thing did you do to me
that I'm in your hairy beast body?
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Switched bodies?
Switched bodies with who?
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You're in my body.
I'm Peter Parker.
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I'm Spider-Man.
You, you're Spider-Man. [knocking]
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Room service.
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One moment, please.
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This is uh... somebody
Wolverine probably knows!
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It's Sabretooth.
And it's payback time, furball!
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I... think it's for you.
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[growling]
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Who or what is a Sabretooth?
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[on phone]
He's a bad, bad mutant.
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He's a blood-thirsty maniac
who eats anything he doesn't like.
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And he doesn't like anything.
Get out of there!
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[groaning]
Come here you.
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No, thank you.
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Yah!
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What's the matter with you, Logan?
Fight like a man!
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No thank you.
Time.
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Listen, I know this sounds crazy.
But I'm not really Wolverine.
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What?
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Look, I know you want to pulverize him
and I totally sympathize with that.
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But I promise you I...
[squishing]
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Ah!
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Hello!
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I don't know what kind
of trick you're pulling.
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I said he's trying to shred me.
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Calm down. If you're in my body
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you have my mutant healing power.
I'm coming to you.
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No, stay put in school.
I can't miss class.
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- Kid.
- Stay there.
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Don't talk to anybody,
don't touch anything,
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and do not tell anybody
what's going on!
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[grunts]
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I don't know what's going on.
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And there is no way that
I'm staying here. Hello?
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Please, I'm begging you.
Stay there.
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Go to Coulson.
Find Coulson.
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Huh?
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Oof.
Ow!
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Hello.
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[growls]
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Huh?
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[screams]
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[various growls]
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You're really taking all
the fun out of this for me.
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Ah, I'm not Wolverine.
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Well then, I'll put
you out of our misery.
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Let go!
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[growls]
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[barking]
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[ [ [tremendous growl] ] ]
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[yelping] Oof!
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Nice kitty.
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So long, sucker.
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[roars]
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So, how's your day going?
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[blades slashing]
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[painful scream]
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What's that tingling?
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Hey, man. You left
your backpack in class.
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Uh!
Way to get out of poetry hour.
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I have to remember that one.
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What is going on with you today?
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I'd back up out of my face, sunshine.
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[laughing]
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I don't think this is funny.
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Peter, you're acting like
a world class jerk today.
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Humph.
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Yeah, uh, I think it's time for lunch.
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Is everything okay?
[growls]
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Whoa!
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Baby, I do like me a redhead.
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Ew!
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So this was high school.
Huh.
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All this power, and the kid
goes to school like a normal...
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What is that tingling?
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About that lunch money, Parker.
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[screams]
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[growls]
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[whimpers]
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[slugging sounds]
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[bell rings]
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That's about enough of that.
262
00:14:33,454 --> 00:14:35,321
[Peter/Wolverine] Hey, hey, hey.
263
00:14:35,356 --> 00:14:37,624
What are you doing?
I told you to stay put.
264
00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:40,326
Yeah, well life's like that sometimes.
265
00:14:40,361 --> 00:14:43,530
Okay, fine.
Just tell me... how.
266
00:14:43,564 --> 00:14:45,398
How did this happen to us?
267
00:14:45,432 --> 00:14:46,533
How do you think this happened?
268
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,501
That Mesmero weasel did something.
269
00:14:48,536 --> 00:14:53,373
- Oh, man. You're right.
- Wait. Where's Sabretooth?
270
00:14:53,407 --> 00:14:55,475
- I lost him.
- You lost him.
271
00:14:55,509 --> 00:14:58,378
You don't lose him.
He's a tracker like me.
272
00:14:58,412 --> 00:15:00,513
He's on your trail you dumb kid.
273
00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:03,383
No, I'm telling you.
I totally...
274
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,318
[growls]
275
00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:07,420
Well, now I see.
276
00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:12,458
You got yourself in some kind
of pickle, didn't ya Logan?
277
00:15:12,493 --> 00:15:14,627
I know, right?
278
00:15:14,662 --> 00:15:18,464
So really, if I slice
and dice the little kid,
279
00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:20,700
I get your brain. [growls]
280
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:24,571
In fact, I get both
of you with one slice.
281
00:15:24,605 --> 00:15:29,609
Well, sure, that's one
way of looking at it.
282
00:15:29,643 --> 00:15:31,822
[growls]
283
00:15:34,979 --> 00:15:38,723
[growls]
284
00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:42,195
Okay, now we're talking.
285
00:15:44,829 --> 00:15:47,097
[low growl]
286
00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:49,967
[growls]
287
00:15:57,141 --> 00:16:00,110
Don't! Stop!
288
00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:02,179
- Stop?
- You can't use your...
289
00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:05,816
- ...my powers in public.
- Kid, I got bigger fish to fry
290
00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,986
than you and your
teeny bopper soap opera.
291
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,255
[announcer] Ava...
292
00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:13,791
Danny...
293
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,927
M.J...
294
00:16:16,961 --> 00:16:19,062
Spidey...
295
00:16:19,097 --> 00:16:22,966
and Dr. Doom as Brett.
296
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:26,136
One Life To Web.
297
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:31,074
Weird.
Put on my costume!
298
00:16:31,109 --> 00:16:33,877
- No.
- Yes.
299
00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:35,813
- No.
- [screaming] Yes!
300
00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:37,881
What is that tingling?
301
00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:40,851
[roar]
302
00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:43,053
People can't see me
running around using powers.
303
00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:45,923
- Put on the costume!
- No!
304
00:16:45,957 --> 00:16:48,926
Put it on or I will shave you!
305
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:55,933
[growling]
306
00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:59,770
Leave the kid alone.
It's me who you want.
307
00:16:59,804 --> 00:17:03,140
I'm serious.
I will wax you entirely.
308
00:17:07,011 --> 00:17:08,913
[painful scream]
309
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:12,449
All right. Fine.
310
00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:16,086
[growls]
Where do you think you're going?
311
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,755
[fighting sounds]
312
00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:22,860
When I find Mesmero
I am going to...
313
00:17:22,894 --> 00:17:24,127
Why am I talking to myself?
314
00:17:24,162 --> 00:17:27,030
I'm talking as much as the kid talks.
315
00:17:27,065 --> 00:17:31,201
Now I'm talking about talking.
316
00:17:43,014 --> 00:17:45,883
[growls]
317
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,150
Ah!
318
00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:56,895
Whoa!
Ow!
319
00:17:57,929 --> 00:18:02,933
[grunts]
320
00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:05,135
Oof!
321
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:09,006
Hey, man.
I'm the best there is at what I do.
322
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:13,577
And I have no idea
why I just said that.
323
00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:17,180
[groans]
324
00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:30,027
Huh. Kid, we need to
switch on the switch.
325
00:18:30,061 --> 00:18:33,931
Heads up.
326
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:36,833
[growls] Oh, I am so sorry.
327
00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:40,971
I got webbing all over
your incredibly ugly face.
328
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:45,075
- Finish him!
- I'm trying.
329
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:55,953
- Finish him now!
- Stop yelling at me!
330
00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:07,731
[cooing]
331
00:19:07,765 --> 00:19:11,635
- This mask smells.
- You complete me.
332
00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:14,938
[growls]
333
00:19:14,973 --> 00:19:18,624
[roars]
[both grunt]
334
00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:23,780
Stay.
335
00:19:23,815 --> 00:19:26,750
[Mesmero laughing]
336
00:19:26,784 --> 00:19:28,018
Oh, oh, dear.
337
00:19:28,052 --> 00:19:31,755
Oh thank you!
Oh what a treat!
338
00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:33,757
[laughing continues]
339
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:35,893
What a delicious treat!
340
00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:38,695
Change us back!
341
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:42,966
What are you going to do?
Arrest me? [laughs]
342
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:45,602
[growls]
343
00:19:45,637 --> 00:19:48,772
Oh, please.
You're no Wolverine.
344
00:19:53,878 --> 00:19:56,713
- Cut it out.
- I'm not doing it on purpose.
345
00:19:56,748 --> 00:19:59,016
- You have to focus.
- I am focused.
346
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:01,818
Clearly you're not.
347
00:20:01,853 --> 00:20:05,822
[sighs]
348
00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:09,893
Okay.
Now I got it.
349
00:20:09,928 --> 00:20:12,696
You've got until the count
of three to change us back.
350
00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:15,666
Okay, okay. I'll release them.
351
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,801
[groans]
352
00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:23,006
Is everybody who they should be?
353
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:26,944
- Ah, you slimy...
- Logan!
354
00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,781
[moans]
355
00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:33,084
[spits]
356
00:20:34,118 --> 00:20:38,889
One day! One day you will
feel the wrath of my...
357
00:20:38,923 --> 00:20:41,659
[mumbling]
358
00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:44,825
Well, that was weird.
359
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:48,095
I mean, I was just starting
to like hating you, but now...
360
00:20:51,065 --> 00:20:54,635
So I'll text you.
We should totally hang out.
361
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:55,636
[groans]
362
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:59,740
- You got a good thing going kid.
- I do?
363
00:20:59,774 --> 00:21:01,708
Friends, a life.
364
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,349
Don't take it for granted.
365
00:21:08,983 --> 00:21:11,685
You'll look back at
this and you'll realize
366
00:21:11,719 --> 00:21:15,757
how good you really have it.
367
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,559
[SHIELD agent]
Hey, you can't take that!
368
00:21:18,593 --> 00:21:22,729
You don't have authorization!
369
00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:23,997
Get back here!
370
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,600
Hmm.
Maybe Wolverine's right.
371
00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:29,703
Maybe I do have it pretty good.
At least compared to...
372
00:21:29,737 --> 00:21:33,621
Oh, oh, oh, come on!
He used up all my web fluid!
373
00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:36,204
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