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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,161 Keith:Although violent protests have been a consistent feature 2 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,537 of the current state of the nation, 3 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,723 today's intense wave seem to have been triggered 4 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,000 by the government's announcement of something they are calling 5 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,482 the "Patriot's Oath," a state sponsored initiative 6 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:29,853 to have Americans sign a loyalty waiver of sorts. 7 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,696 White House spokeswoman, Kerry Nance, elaborated on the program. 8 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,490 Kerry:People are frightened these days. 9 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,492 There are a lot of folks in this country 10 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,120 who are actively engaging in activities that are counter 11 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,017 to our values and are quite frankly dangerous... 12 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,186 Sharon:I'm gonna be honest, it's really intense down here. 13 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,497 We're gonna see if we can go in, take a closer look 14 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,412 and talk to some people on the ground. Sir? 15 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,000 crowd: (chanting) Just say "Oath"! 16 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,152 - Sharon: Don't touch me! Stop it! - man: Sharon! 17 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,987 - Sharon: Get off my hair! - man: Someone help her! 18 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,489 - Sharon: Help! Ow! - (glass shatters) 19 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,873 - man: Sharon! Can someone get to Sharon? - (crowd chanting) 20 00:00:56,974 --> 00:01:00,934 - Sharon: Somebody? Help! - (sirens wailing) 21 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,395 Kerry: I want to know... 22 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,470 that they see this country the way that I do. 23 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:10,018 The Oath provides us a White Pages of people we know we can count on. 24 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,608 - Yes, Alan. - Alan: There will be 25 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,023 a natural apprehension to something like this, 26 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,533 so what do you say to the people who fear 27 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,865 that if they don't sign this thing 28 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,891 that this is a way of separating the people that are... 29 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,685 - Kerry:No, hold on. - ...with the administration... 30 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,325 - Hold on, Alan. - ...and against... 31 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,167 This is America. We cannot force people 32 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,919 to say that they love their country. 33 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,872 Nothing happens if you don't sign. 34 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,583 But if you do sign, there are perks. 35 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:34,844 Like I laid out earlier, 36 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,885 you are eligible for an EITC tax credit. 37 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,701 We want to reward those who trust and honor their country... 38 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,682 - Are they serious? - This is crazy! 39 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,473 Kerry:And it's not like we have a day 40 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,558 or a week or a month to do this. 41 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,691 The deadline for signing is the day after Thanksgiving. 42 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,229 Black Friday. 43 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:54,438 That is almost a year from now. That gives the public... 44 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,482 ample time to give this fair consideration. 45 00:01:58,577 --> 00:01:59,818 But I can tell you something, 46 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,994 a lot of people will not need that time. 47 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:03,822 They support this country 48 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,948 and they're not afraid to let people know it. 49 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,491 - Kai... - Kerry: Next question. 50 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,647 - ...we can't sign this thing. - Yeah, you're right! 51 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,788 - This is insane. - Yeah, I mean... 52 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,832 what is happening to the country? 53 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,545 - This... - Kai: Hmm. 54 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,085 ...this is unacceptable! 55 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,216 You know what... 56 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,306 if you think, I'm gonna let that little girl 57 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,513 grow up in shit like this, you're wrong. 58 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,177 And you and I have a job to do. 59 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,346 We got to fight this. This cannot happen. 60 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,393 I'm not gonna allow this to happen 61 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,754 - in my daughter's country. - Oh, you getting fired up, huh? 62 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,690 I am fired up! I'm very upset about this shit. 63 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,902 Take your shirt off. 64 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,525 - You want my shirt off? - Yeah, I want your shirt off. 65 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,701 - Kai: Mm! - It's not, you know... 66 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,112 - you looking beefy! - Well, no. It's not what it was 67 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,993 ten years ago, but I hurt my lower back... 68 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,286 - Yeah... - I have like half a pec there... 69 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,586 - Mm! Yes. - I got one of these. 70 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,630 Oh, that's what Mommy likes! 71 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,216 Flex them titties, boy! 72 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,464 You're gonna make me start breastfeeding. 73 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,908 - (both laugh) - I'm not gonna get fat, though. 74 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,951 'Cause if I get fat, you're gonna leave me for Drake. 75 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,432 Drake wishes I would. 76 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,470 man on TV: These protesters are whipping things up into a frenzy. 77 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,811 Everybody here just needs to calm down. 78 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,379 - woman on TV: Don't tell me that. - Mm, take your pants off. 79 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,506 woman on TV:I'm hearing about activists being threatened. 80 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,250 - Chris: I'm not done with you. - Kai: Yeah? 81 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,385 This is the beginning of a purge and it needs to be stopped 82 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:21,469 before it goes any further. 83 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,093 man on TV:Exactly what I'm talking about. 84 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,747 man on TV: We got five days left to sign this thing. 85 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,542 I don't think we're gonna make it. New Orleans is a disaster zone. 86 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,254 This is how Milwaukee started. It is very... 87 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,303 woman on TV: ' Cause the Citizens Protection Unit. 88 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,836 I don't know who they're protecting, 89 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,129 but it's not the citizens. 90 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:46,515 And I'm gonna say it, there's a Gestapo-ey feeling to that. 91 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,913 woman on TV 2:Here we go again. New record for number of people 92 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,748 - called a Nazi! - woman 1: Sorry, but it's true! 93 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,834 - man: Enough with the Nazi's. - woman 1: You know it. 94 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,502 - Hardy: Can I have some bacon? - (phone rings) 95 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:55,858 Kai: No bacon, baby. 96 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,029 Can I have peanut butter and jelly? 97 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,440 Kai: Uh, no. 98 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,484 You're having cereal for breakfast today. 99 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,779 If I eat my cereal can I have peanut butter and jelly? 100 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,618 - Sure. - Hardy: (whispering) Yes. 101 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,621 Hardy: Dad, Mom said I can have peanut butter and jelly! 102 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,122 That is awesome. 103 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,912 - Kai, look at this. - Hmm? 104 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,484 People were protesting the Oath last night in New Orleans, 105 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,545 CPU showed up, f-u-c-k-e-d everyone. 106 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,927 - Damn. - Look at that. Uh... (scoffs) 107 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,138 It's happening! 108 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,423 We're gonna have Milwaukee again, I guarantee it. 109 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:27,969 That is a fact. 110 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,846 All right, well can we just... 111 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,207 - Chris: Right. Sorry. - Kai: Yeah, exactly. 112 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,314 Okay, uh, my folks get here at like 3:30. 113 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,316 - Mm-hmm. - Are you ready for the assault? 114 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,853 I'll be fine. Because I'm fine with them. 115 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,106 It's you that has the weird issues. Will you be fine? 116 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,153 Yes, I will be fine. And I have to save room 117 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,660 for my brother when gets here and says something so stupid 118 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,411 I call him a f-u-c-k-i-n-g moron. 119 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:50,913 Okay, FYI... 120 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,623 baby girl can spell now. So... 121 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,277 Did you understand what I just said? 122 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,252 Yes, you just said a bad word. 123 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,797 I am s-o-r-r-y. 124 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,138 - Chris: That's good to know! - (Hardy chuckles) 125 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,092 Oh, God, I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. 126 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,421 Hey, Hardy, kiss blow on three, two, one... (kiss) 127 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,597 - I love you. - I love you. 128 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,429 - I'll see you at like 5:30ish. - Okay. 129 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,514 All right, call 911 if my parents act up. 130 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,266 (Hardy chuckles) 131 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:15,896 - Your Daddy crazy. - Yeah. 132 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,890 radio host: Now, here's the deal. 133 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,227 Seventy-four percent of the country have already signed this thing. 134 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,244 - No way! - radio host: And that's just a fact! 135 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,721 - And facts don't care... - Bullshit! 136 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:25,741 ...about your feelings! 137 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,278 woman on radio:No, no. That's not true. 138 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,263 - The real number is closer... - That is such a lie. 139 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:32,030 ...to 40 percent, that is the real aggregate... 140 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,451 Exactly, thank you. 141 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,125 ...and that poll you referenced is an outlier! 142 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,235 man on radio: How is this stupid Oath 143 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,538 going to end up being what destroys our country? 144 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,677 man 2: This is like a Banana Republic, but worse. 145 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,341 - It's an Old Navy... - (knock on door) 146 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,838 - (radio chatter) - What up? 147 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,012 Hey, brother. 148 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,296 Dude, are you following this New Orleans shit? 149 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,975 Yeah. It is fucked up, man. Do you mind if I sit? 150 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,519 Yeah, yeah, go ahead. 151 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,018 (sighs) So, Chris, I'm signing it. 152 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,112 - What? - Yeah. 153 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,199 I'm sorry. 154 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,034 What? How is that possible, dude? 155 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,282 We were the guys! We were the guys that led 156 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:13,933 - the march around the building! - I know. 157 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,573 - We're the two holdouts! - I know. 158 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,663 Dude, we drove to Chicago for that rally! 159 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,769 Do you remember that fart? The "Lingerer"? 160 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,929 I remember the fart. I remember the "Lingerer." 161 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,777 Remember the Vine we made about the fart? 162 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,112 (imitates fart) "Ooh", remember that? 163 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,048 - (Dan chuckles) - Come on, dude! 164 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,214 Chris, this whole thing is getting really scary. 165 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,845 - I know. - Do you know... 166 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:38,062 Paige's cousin from Philly, her boyfriend? 167 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,941 (sighs) His brother organized a rally... 168 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,520 and the CPUs came to his house and they just took him. 169 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,485 - What? - Dan: Yeah. 170 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,274 - Are you serious? - Dan: Yes. 171 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,576 She hasn't talked to him in two days, 172 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,533 fucking lawyers haven't talked to him. 173 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,991 No one knows where he is. I don't know what's going on. 174 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,159 - Paige is freaking out. - Is this verified? 175 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,975 Is it ver...? What do you mean, it's ver... 176 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,250 I'm telling you right now. This is first hand. 177 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:05,999 Well, no... (sighs) 178 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,052 It's not first hand. (stutters) It's like... 179 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,594 third hand. 180 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,593 - I don't understand. - Well, it's not you... 181 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,247 Are you calling Paige... Are you calling Paige's cousin a liar? 182 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,010 That'd be a fucked up thing to do. 183 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,868 I'm not calling Paige's cousin's a liar, but maybe Paige's cousin's, 184 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:24,400 whatever, friend's boyfriend's brother is a liar. 185 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,936 I don't know, do you even know this person? (laughs) 186 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:30,606 Do I even...? Yes, I met him at Paige's aunt's wedding! 187 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,489 Okay, we're really living in Paigeville, it sounds like now. 188 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:34,662 I just... 189 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,913 I feel like maybe you're compromising 190 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,685 your values system based off of information 191 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,312 you're getting from someone you don't know well. 192 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,856 I think you should maybe reconsider it. 193 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,662 This is a really difficult situation for all of us, okay? 194 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,582 And you're making this really hard for me. 195 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,804 Hey, man... 196 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,342 I thought we were gonna do this together... 197 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,424 but you got to do what's right for you. 198 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,268 I'm sorry. 199 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,395 So are you still gonna hold out? 200 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,103 Yeah, I think so. I mean... 201 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,686 even if I wanted to sign, I don't think Kai would let me, 202 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,103 - you know. - Good for you, man. 203 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,734 I'm living vicariously through you. 204 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,357 Stop it, come on, man. It's all good. 205 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,451 All right. 206 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,643 - Chris: All right, man. - All right. 207 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,413 Dan: Phew. 208 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:21,750 (chuckles) 209 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,414 Happy Thanksgiving. 210 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,463 Happy Thanksgiving. 211 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,212 (sighs) Fu... 212 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:36,047 man:I don't know what to say here. Just, uh, you know, don't get hurt? 213 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,766 Don't get into any actual physical altercations 214 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,473 with any family members. Happy Thanksgiving. 215 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,811 - Chris: Hi! - Oh, hey, babe. 216 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,356 - What's up baby? Hi. - Hey. 217 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,069 How annoying are they being? One to ten. 218 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:54,152 Uh, they are at a one. But you are a level four. 219 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,492 - Four? - Four. 220 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:56,905 I just got home. 221 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,783 - Well, hello! - Eleanor: Hi! 222 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,618 Eleanor: There's your daddy! 223 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,703 - Oh, my goodness! - Hi, baby. 224 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,456 - Hi, Mom! - Oh, I miss you! 225 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,961 I miss you too. 226 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,066 (football commentary on TV) 227 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,673 - You look tired. Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. 228 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,172 - Will you shave for Thanksgiving? - I will not. 229 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,053 What do you say, Dad? How are you? 230 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,511 The toilet paper roll broke off the wall, I fixed it. 231 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,925 Good, good, good, good. 232 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,968 Um, can I show you my mosaic I made? 233 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,853 Um, I would love to see it. 234 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,813 It's good to see you guys. 235 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,003 Pop, can you turn it down a little bit? It's kinda loud. 236 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,064 - Just turn it off, honey. - No, he can turn it on. 237 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,007 - Oh, he can turn it off. - Fine, I'll turn it off. 238 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,112 I don't need to see it. 239 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,525 You don't have to turn it off. You can turn it... Okay. 240 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,068 Oh, no, you want to hit "satellite." 241 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,848 Chris: No, it's... Now, it's in Spanish. 242 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,118 - That's sap. - (Spanish commentary plays) 243 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,604 You're not gonna... You wanna hit the... 244 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,620 No, no, no, I got it, I got it. Just... 245 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,798 Okay, it's fine. No, no, no. It's fine. It's good. 246 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,152 You can do whatever you want, whatever you wanna do, it's fine. 247 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,384 - Eleanor: Press the lower button. - Hank: I got it. 248 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,239 And the volume's perfect here 'cause I can hear it 249 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,463 all the way in the other room. 250 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,638 (loud Spanish commentary continues) 251 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,384 Wait, what did Jo say? What happened? 252 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,554 She came out and said, "Surprise", and Jo said, 253 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,935 - "Are you kidding me?" - (laughing) 254 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,351 - Are you hitting me? Or kidding me? - Kidding me. 255 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,236 - Jo's your funniest friend, I think. - Very cute. 256 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,522 Hardy: Can I watch Lab Rats? 257 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:17,944 - Yes. - (phone rings) 258 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,031 But only one episode. And not an extra-long one! 259 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,583 (sighs) Jesus Christ. 260 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,832 - What's wrong? - It's New Orleans. 261 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,004 That shit's blowing up tonight, it's bad. 262 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,216 - People are going to die. - Christopher, we said 263 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,668 - we weren't gonna do that. - Mom, it's not politics. 264 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,804 It's... It's... 265 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,575 current events, you know, it's the news. It's happening now. 266 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:45,388 I was very clear in my email that we're not talking politics! 267 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,083 It's going to ruin the entire weekend, 268 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,479 you're destroying Thanksgiving. 269 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,565 - Explain it to him, Hank. - I'm not getting involved. 270 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,602 - Eleanor: Hank... - There is nothing to be involved in 271 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,383 I put my phone away, I'm not gonna ruin Thanksgiving. 272 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,114 - I promise. I promise. - Hank: Attaboy. 273 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,450 All right? 274 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,239 - Rest assured. - Eleanor: Thank you. 275 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,447 What else? 276 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,612 What's new with Mom and Dad, what's going on with you guys? 277 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,415 Same old! 278 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:13,830 (Chris chuckles) 279 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,332 - Did you hear about Nancy Adams? - No. 280 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,170 - Stroke. Dead. - Hank: Hmm. 281 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:19,970 Oh, no. 282 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,504 - Wow. - Eleanor: Yeah. 283 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,056 - What a mess. - Yeah, it's sad. 284 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,898 What neighborhood is this? 285 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,025 Um, Mid-Town. 286 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,236 (indistinct conversation on radio) 287 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,534 I don't recognize it, 288 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,259 I don't think I've never been here before. 289 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,349 It's basically our neighborhood. We're just two blocks that way. 290 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,455 - (tires screeching) - What is this guy doing? Move! 291 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,084 - Chris: Whoa, whoa. - (tires screeching) 292 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,332 - (car honking) - Chris: Jesus. 293 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,672 man: What's your problem? 294 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,416 - No, no, no. I'm pinned in here. - What's he doing? 295 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,237 - I don't know, Mom. - What's that guy doing? 296 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,655 man: What the fuck are you stopping for? 297 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,079 - Get out the car! - (Eleanor gasps) 298 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,703 - woman: Leave me alone! - Oh, my God. 299 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,424 - Oh, my God! - Okay, okay. 300 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,164 - Back out! Get out of here! - I'm saying something to this guy. 301 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,230 I got it. 302 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,223 - Eleanor: Christopher! - Hey, man! That's enough! 303 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,940 Eleanor: Stop it, Christopher, don't! 304 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,987 - Oh, my God, what's that guy doing? - Chris: I don't know, I don't know. 305 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,634 - Eleanor: He's got a knife! - Oh, my God. 306 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,024 - I know. No! - Eleanor: Close it! 307 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,401 - No! Stop! - Close the window. 308 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,071 - (car honks) - Hardy, it's okay. 309 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,196 - Get out of here! - I can't get out of here! 310 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,656 - I can't! - (Chris honks horn) 311 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,412 Eleanor: Don't do that! He's coming over. What's he doing? 312 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,146 - Stop it! - Eleanor: Get out of here! 313 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,411 Drive away! 314 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,206 Fuck you, faggot! 315 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,176 Oh, my God. 316 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,989 Eleanor: Let him go away, let him go away. 317 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,493 - Get the fuck out of my country. - Eleanor: God. He's leaving. 318 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,342 - Hardy, you okay? - Eleanor: Oh, my God. 319 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,601 Are you okay, baby? 320 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,597 Eleanor: Get out of here, move. 321 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,728 - I still... I can't, Mom. I'm... - Just back out, 322 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,461 - I don't know how, do something! - There's a car behind me, Mom! 323 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,062 I'm trying to handle it! 324 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,110 Where do these go? The fennel. 325 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,449 Uh, fennel goes in the fridge. Cheese will go in the fridge. 326 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,990 Um, radishes can stay out. 327 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,288 - Shallots are dry. Garlic... - Shallots are dry. 328 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,665 - (Kai clears throat) - Hey. 329 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,956 Kai: Hardy said you were yelling at a man in the car? 330 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,756 Yeah, yeah. 331 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,176 - There was this road rage thing. - What? 332 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,966 I didn't have it! This other guy had it. 333 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,993 I didn't have road rage. You know, this guy came up, 334 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,384 pulled out a knife and started slashing tires 335 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,372 and I just... you know, I yelled at him to stop. 336 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,058 Okay. Well, in the future, 337 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,439 let's not yell at crazy people when Hardy's in the car. 338 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,149 What if he would've rolled up on you? 339 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,194 You weren't even there. And I handled it beautifully. 340 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,613 I kept my cool. 341 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,773 So... thanks. 342 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,153 (doorbell rings) 343 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,614 Oh, is that Patrick? Hank! Patrick's here! 344 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,369 Hank: I'm up! I'm up! 345 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,368 - (doorbell rings) - Kai: We cool? 346 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,913 - (doorbell rings) - (exhales) 347 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,788 - Hey! - Yo, yo! 348 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,443 - What's up, man, how are you? - What's up. 349 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,459 - Hi! - Hi Katie, good to see you. 350 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,751 Happy Thanksgiving. 351 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,006 What? 352 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,052 What is that? 353 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,097 Abbie. Not Katie. 354 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,640 Abbie. 355 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,349 Ugh! I am so sorry. I am so sorry. 356 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,379 Come on, man! We've been together for like a year! 357 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,323 No, I know, I just thought Katie was the old one. 358 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,822 Don't say the old one. Don't even mention the old one. 359 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,067 - Just help me out, man! - I'm sorry. 360 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,495 Make yourself at home, Abbie! 361 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,118 (Pat slurping) 362 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,498 - So, the... - Uh... go ahead. Sorry. 363 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,788 I was gonna say, the place looks good. 364 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,049 Thanks, man. 365 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,840 - Is this room new? - Hmm. 366 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,592 The living room? 367 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,093 No. (chuckles) No. 368 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,641 Pat, why'd you get in so late? Was your flight delayed? 369 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,727 (both sigh) 370 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,099 There were all these fucking protestors at the airport, 371 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,558 - so it took forever. - Yeah. 372 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,644 Like, good job guys, piss off everyone. 373 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,025 - Abbie: Yeah. - Pat: Idiots. 374 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,194 Abbie: Totally. 375 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,437 Hey, this coffee is great, but I think, 376 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,114 I'm ready to move onto the beer portion of the day. 377 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,318 - Hank: I'll join you. - Yeah! You having one? 378 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,826 No, no, no, it's really early. But I will go get them for you. 379 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,001 Sure, I'll take one. 380 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,128 - Okay. - Thank you. 381 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,335 So, Abbie, how's work? 382 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,012 Oh, um... 383 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,383 I was hurt, Eleanor. I'm on worker's comp. 384 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,805 Oh, no! What happened? 385 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,558 Um, well, what happened was, I was leaving my office 386 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,098 and a co-worker decided to hit me with her car. 387 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,733 - Oh, my God! - Thank you. 388 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,896 Yeah, I broke my clavicle and two bones in my right foot. 389 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,196 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 390 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,445 - Thank you so much, Lydia Wong. - (Pat scoffs) 391 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,406 What? Okay, well... 392 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,451 - I'm sorry? - Well, that's not... 393 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:00,917 (scoffs) 394 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,626 - That's not appropriate, I'm sorry. - Abbie: Sorry? 395 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,829 - Pat: What? - Chris? 396 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,163 No, you said her last name 397 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,318 in a way that implied that Asian women are bad drivers. 398 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,629 That is not the case. And that is offensive, I'm sorry. 399 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,174 I absolutely did not say her name in a way that implied that. 400 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,009 There was an emphasis on that Wong. 401 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,619 - Abbie: There was no emphasis. - Pat: Hey, hey, and by the way, 402 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,726 - some of them are bad drivers. - Bad drivers. 403 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,249 Percentage-wise, who do you think gets in more car accidents 404 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,014 in this country, white men or Asian women? 405 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,059 - (chuckles) Asian women? - No, Dad. No. 406 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,566 White men. I wouldn't have said it if it was Asians. 407 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,069 Statistically speaking, Asians, safest drivers of any race. 408 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,574 - That's a fact. - Okay. 409 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,364 - Okay, Chris. - How do you know that? 410 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,474 - Why do you know that? - I read an article about it. 411 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,956 Okay, was that article published by Asians? 412 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,374 (Eleanor and Hank laugh) 413 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,870 Anyways, I'm so sorry that happened to you, Abbie. 414 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,047 Thank you, Kai. 415 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,881 But it was actually kinda fun, I have to say. 416 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,759 Because I couldn't really move, so I did a lot 417 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,090 - of watching TV... - Mm-hmm. 418 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,051 ...kind of catching up on TV, and reading and... 419 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,592 mixing it up with people online. 420 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,130 - Eleanor: Mixing it up? - Mm-hmm. 421 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,428 - Abbie: Yeah. - I like that! 422 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,888 - Abbie: Yeah. - Eleanor: I do. 423 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,181 What do you mean by that? Who are you mixing it up with? 424 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,110 Oh, haters, primarily. And losers, also. 425 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,590 - Haters and losers? - Abbie: Mm-hmm. 426 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,573 Oh, babe, babe. We have to get Hardy 427 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,720 because we have to Facetime my parents before they leave. 428 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,076 - Oh. - Okay, come on. 429 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,657 - Okay. - Come on. 430 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,150 Chris: What is she talking about? 431 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,198 What the fuck is that shit? 432 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,136 - You needed a break. - Yeah, I need a break. 433 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,980 - Kai, Kai, Kai. - Okay. You needed a break. 434 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,540 Let me tell you something, right now. 435 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,831 My brother, I love him. (snickers) 436 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,591 What an asshole. And his girlfriend... (laughs) 437 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,002 ...she sucks. 438 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,175 - I did call her Katie. Yes! - No you didn't. 439 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,965 - You've met her before! - I know. 440 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,388 One time at Uncle Lou's funeral! I was grieving! 441 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,471 Okay. Well, we know she's not great. 442 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,934 - Yeah. - And we know that, 443 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,016 so let's just be cool with it and deal with it. 444 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,235 - Okay? - Okay. 445 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,005 I'm telling you right now, if these motherfuckers 446 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,986 bring up the Oath, I'm gonna lose my mind. Okay? 447 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,440 I'm sure they're all about it. And if they go there, 448 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,325 I. Will. Drop. Some. Shit. 449 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,404 No. You. Won't. You wanna know why? 450 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,163 Because I will drop some shit on you. 451 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,494 And I don't even know what the fuck that means! 452 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,954 Can we just chill? 453 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,503 Huh? 454 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,209 Look. Let's try to avoid 455 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,874 that conversation for the next three days, okay? 456 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,423 - No... no Oath convo. - Mm-hmm. 457 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,545 Let's leave the Oath in the streets. 458 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,889 - Yep. Okay. - And let's enjoy the holiday. 459 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,804 - All right? - (exhales) 460 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,268 God, that I don't believe in... 461 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,310 give me the strength to get through the next three days, please. Amen. 462 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,728 Hallelujah to that. 463 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,272 Okay, let's Facetime your parents. 464 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,563 Oh, no, I just said that to get you out of the room. 465 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,733 - That was a ruse? - Yes, that was a ruse. 466 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,783 - You're the greatest. - (Kai chuckles) 467 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,078 - (kiss) - I don't know. Okay, let's go. 468 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,578 Chris: Hello! 469 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,581 (country rock music plays) 470 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,770 Hank: Jackson could do it all. He's got all the tools. 471 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,410 - Chris: There you go. - And Grinnel. 472 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,045 - He's got a sick arm. - Chris: Hey. 473 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,290 Oh, yeah, I bet he'll wind up in Tampa. 474 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,379 Oh, for sure. He's a big motherfucker. 475 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,043 - Whoa. - Easy, easy on the language. 476 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,157 Yeah, man. Can we try not swearing for like a second? 477 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,297 - Just one second? - Sorry. 478 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,827 Sir, your apps are on the way, can I get anyone another drink? 479 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,092 I'll do another SoCo and Coke. 480 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,726 waitress: Anyone else? 481 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,516 I think we're good. 482 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,727 (Abbie giggles) 483 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,110 What's so funny? What do you got going on over there? 484 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,111 (snorts) I'm sorry. 485 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,359 I'm so sorry. I just... 486 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,741 I posted this article to Facebook 487 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,661 and this guy just called me a dumb bitch, 488 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:28,786 - so, I am fucking with him. - Let's watch the swears, Ka... 489 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,044 (slurps) 490 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,247 Were you just about to call me Katie? 491 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,084 No. I said, 492 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,129 "Let's watch the swears, K?" Like, "okay." 493 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,923 - No, you didn't. - What do I do here? 494 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,050 - What do I do here, man? - Get my name right! 495 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,830 - It's really not that hard. - Hey, hey, hey! 496 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,916 - It's sort of base respect. - Remember, we had a talk? 497 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,397 Just... Both of you need to chill. 498 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,432 (indistinct chatter) 499 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,155 - (thud) - Chris: Whoa. 500 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,967 old man: Goddamn, plain bullshit, you hear me! 501 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,552 manager: Excuse me, sir, what's the problem? 502 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,114 These punks are talking bullshit against our country. 503 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,604 - man: We can say whatever we want. - old man: No, you can't! 504 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,143 I'll say some names from Hogwarts, tell me what house they're from. 505 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,007 - man: Fuck off, old man! - man 2: Settle down! 506 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,370 - Chris: Hey, hey, hey! - old man: You fuck off! 507 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,503 - Fuck the Oath, they say! - manager: Sir, please... 508 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,165 She's in Ravenclaw. 509 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,174 - Kai: Yes, she is. - You fuck off right now! 510 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,802 You fuck off, do you hear me? Goddammit! 511 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,547 You should feel grateful that you live in this country! 512 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,265 You should feel grateful that you live 513 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,055 in the United States of America! 514 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,687 Fuck off. 515 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,684 Fuck you all! Don't you put your goddamn hands on me. 516 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,057 (woman shouting) 517 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,559 Eleanor: You touched all the food. 518 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,944 All right, well... (sighs) 519 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,236 (indistinct conversation) 520 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,008 - My hands are clean. - You're all family. 521 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,952 - Have some celery, baby. - Germs don't really... 522 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,075 The CPU, or Citizen's Protection Unit, 523 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,328 that grew out of a division of Homeland Security, 524 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,937 has been accused of being responsible 525 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,991 for the disappearances of several dozen activists, 526 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,125 including actor Seth Rogen... 527 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:59,331 Jesus Christ. They took Seth Rogen. He's gone. Straight up took him. 528 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,874 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 529 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,255 And, and @philorange. Gone. 530 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,754 - No one knows where he is. - I don't even know who that is. 531 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,890 @philorange, he organized that big Oath Rally in Chicago 532 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,859 - that I went with fucking Dan. - (Kai grunts) 533 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,789 Dude, the government is straight up taking people 534 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,813 and killing them! 535 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,934 - (Kai yawns) - Hey... 536 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:17,776 Hmm? 537 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,377 It's gonna be scary the next couple days. 538 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,436 We just gotta remember who we are, 539 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,654 and we gotta remember that 540 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,378 we're not gonna let them change who we are. 541 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,533 Mm-hmm. 542 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,198 - I love you. - Love you, too. 543 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,308 I'm gonna watch the news for a little bit more, okay? 544 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,868 - Okay. - Keith: You have no idea, 545 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,103 if they were taken by this government, you're saying that 546 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,813 our government spent the time and resources... 547 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,732 Of course, they're gonna trot out this fuckin idiot 548 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,213 - to defend it. Sorry. - Shh. 549 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,430 (doorbell rings) 550 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,385 - Hello, hello! - Daddy keeps making poop. 551 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,894 - What? - I think he has the flu. 552 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,851 - No, no! - Hi. 553 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,981 - Dude, don't touch me. - Chris: And just... 554 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,064 I was not a popular person on the plane. (clears throat) 555 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,730 - It was a rough eight hours. - I'm so sorry. 556 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,739 - (chuckles) - Um, I could use a drink, 557 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:07,945 - I'll be honest. - Yep. 558 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,894 - I love the additions! - Thank you. 559 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,287 And I love the new sconces! 560 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,413 - Thank you! - I made these by hand. 561 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,410 - I-I smithed them. - I... You did not. 562 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:18,869 - I did. - I know you did not. 563 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,330 - You cannot build anything. - I-I can't build anything. 564 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,373 I am not a real man. 565 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,796 No, but you can cook, baby, so, you are a real man. 566 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,553 - I can cook, this is true. - He can cook. 567 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,093 Speaking of masculine and cool, where is Pat? 568 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,452 I don't know. I think he's in the shower 569 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,122 with his girlfriend or something? I don't know. I don't know, guys. 570 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,978 How many fights have the two of you got into? 571 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,266 - Like half of one? Hmm. - Uh, I counted three. 572 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,606 If you're including arguments, three. 573 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,770 - Listen... - Ow! Shit. (laughs) 574 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,189 Chris: I know, I know. 575 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:49,866 - What up, sis? - Oh, my God! (laughs) 576 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,867 Please put pants on! Please put pants on. 577 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,557 Sorry, I wanted to see my sister first! 578 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,496 - Hi Abbie, how are you? - Good. 579 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,123 - Good. - Thanks. 580 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,914 (exhales) I'm so excited to see everybody! 581 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,107 Pat: Is that the hottest the shower gets, by the way? 582 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,747 - (crickets chirping) - Chris: Thank you. 583 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,046 - All right. - (door closes) 584 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,841 Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! 585 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:11,258 Muah! Okay, Zootopia in 30 seconds! 586 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,285 - (boy shouts indistinctly) - Chris: Whoa, whoa. Heyo. 587 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,800 - These are heavy, man. - Nice. 588 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:18,015 I got a one, I got a due, a three. 589 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,292 Do you have one that's just pineapple? That's for Abbie. 590 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,852 I got half of one that's just pineapple 591 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,437 and she can have the whole thing. 592 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,943 Hey, does Clark want some? 593 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,521 No, I gave him a saltine earlier and his anus exploded. 594 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:28,925 - Jesus! - It was like fireworks. 595 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,941 - (phone rings) - You'd love it, it was patriotic. 596 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,942 - (Chris laughs) - That's disgusting. 597 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,278 Pat: Hey, have you tried our water? 598 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,183 - For what? - Pat: Just for him to drink 599 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,686 - to flush everything out. - It was the first thing we tried. 600 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,470 - Turn on the news. - It's a good idea, babe. 601 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:42,584 - What? - Turn on the news. 602 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,605 - Right there, turn it on. - Alice: What? 603 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,027 Jason: (on TV) The optics are stunning. 604 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,334 Gus Alverson, eight-term congressman 605 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,427 and head of the Congressional Black Caucus 606 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,322 - being taken away... - Chris: Holy shit. 607 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,673 ...in handcuffs. Truly shocking. 608 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,011 Chris: Unbelievable. 609 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,718 - What'd he do? - Nothing, Mom! 610 00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,807 - He didn't do anything. - He didn't do nothing. 611 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,562 He lit a copy of the Oath on fire 612 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:02,939 in front of some constituents. 613 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,690 That's not nothing, last time I checked. 614 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,645 That is so not illegal. You can do whatever you want, 615 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,008 you can take the American flag and shove it up your asshole. 616 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,773 - Oh, God! - Christopher, please. 617 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,236 It's not illegal, Mom. Why... 618 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,085 And who are you getting this information from? 619 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,112 - @fatasspatriot. - Okay, yeah. 620 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,414 Well, he's a good source @fatasspatriot. 621 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,041 In the rich tradition of Rather and Murrow, 622 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,497 and @fatasspatriot? 623 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,815 - Hey, hey! Chill out, man! - That's fucking ridiculous! 624 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,375 First of all, he's verified. 625 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,545 He's a verified fucking idiot! 626 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,714 Second of all, Alverson's a show boater. 627 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,717 Okay, we all know that. He just wants... He wants the attention... 628 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,049 - He wants... - Fuck that shit, dog! 629 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,245 - Eleanor: Christopher, enough. - No, fuck that. 630 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,181 The guy is a civil rights icon. 631 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,434 They're arresting opposition leaders, Pat. 632 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,627 It's not the way it's supposed to work in this country! 633 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,371 Then they shouldn't be violently protesting! 634 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,736 Okay? And for the record, maybe more politicians 635 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,502 should be in handcuffs. They're all crooks. 636 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,323 What a hot take. 637 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,234 "Urgh, you should lock 'em all up!" 638 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,449 - Hey, no... - Are you guys in here fighting 639 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:00,499 - right now? TV, off. - Can I get a plate, please? 640 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,615 Turn on some music. 641 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,201 Alice, I got pineapple, I heard 642 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,189 - that's what you like, Abbie. - Yes, thank you, Kai. 643 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,413 - I'm good, I'm good, I'm done. - Knock it off. Stop it. 644 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:10,630 Alice: But, did you get one 645 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,237 - without gluten? - Kai: Come again? 646 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,752 - I was looking... - Say what? 647 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,428 Did you get one without gluten? 648 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,005 Beautiful. 649 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,136 Alice: (laughs) Thank you. Beautiful. 650 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,231 Kai: All right, I'm gonna take this to the kids. 651 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,164 Alice: You guys, it tastes just like the real thing! 652 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,395 Does anyone want wine? 653 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:25,889 I'll get some. 654 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,568 I think you have a fever. 655 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,310 - (knock on door) - Come in. 656 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,774 How you feeling, Clark? 657 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:34,657 Empty. 658 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,824 Sorry about the smell. 659 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:38,697 It's okay, we're gonna move. 660 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,974 I'd love to sleep somewhere else tonight. Do you have another room? 661 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,489 No, this is it. This is all I got. 662 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,953 Alice, can I go talk to you outside about that thing? 663 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,205 - Alice: Yes. - Clark: No. 664 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,379 - Yes. - Yes. 665 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,267 - It's not fair. - Do you want some of that? 666 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,419 Okay, let me know if you need anything. 667 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,127 - (kisses) I love you. - Go, go, go. It's happening. 668 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,091 - It's happening. It's happening. - Let's go. 669 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,673 - (lighter flicks) - (dog barking in the distance) 670 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,184 Wow. (giggles) 671 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,754 - Fucking cool guy. - Yeah, you are. 672 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,311 But let a pro... let a pro do it. 673 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,517 - Show me how it's done, sis. - Okay. 674 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,323 (laughing) 675 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,652 - Don't laugh! - Are you okay, 676 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,616 - after that monster hit? - Don't laugh! 677 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,773 Seriously, when is the last time you got high? I'm curious. 678 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,703 Oh. Okay. Clark and I went to see Pearl Jam. 679 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,159 - And... - Already cool. 680 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,830 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 681 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,172 And he thought we should get a pot brownie... 682 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,422 Mm-hmm. 683 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:37,969 ...and we did, and I fell asleep in the second song. 684 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,050 - (both chuckle) - Yeah! 685 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,590 Alice: But you know what was great? 686 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,536 - Their first song. - Chris: I bet it was great. 687 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,880 Alice: Ah, such a good first song. 688 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,095 (sighs) 689 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:49,772 It's good to see Mom. 690 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,852 I mean, I need someone in my life whose job it is 691 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:57,109 - to tell me who's died recently. - (snickers) Yep. Yep. Yeah. 692 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,774 - I need that person. I know. - She's the obituary. 693 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,365 Oh, boy. Oh, actually, she has two jobs. 694 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,779 Her other job is to say, 695 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,017 (imitates Eleanor) "You and your brother gotta stop fighting, 696 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,828 and I'm goddamn serious!" 697 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,542 - Okay. - "Stop it!" 698 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:13,246 - Well, with that, she's right. - I know, 699 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,711 - I know! - Enough of that, seriously. 700 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,131 I know that you don't agree with him, and we are right. 701 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,011 - Yes! We are right! - We are right. 702 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,763 - And he is wrong. - He's wrong. 703 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,762 - But you just don't go there. - Okay. 704 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,435 - Okay? - Okay, I won't go there. 705 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:31,810 Can I say one thing about... her and I'll let it go after that? 706 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,808 - Okay. - Like, for real, she sucks. 707 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,648 She's... She's like a bad person. 708 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,522 And it's just like, his world view is already fucked up, 709 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,699 and she's making it worse. It's gasoline on a fire, 710 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,826 I don't like what I'm seeing, and I think it sucks. 711 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,863 I bet those two signed the Oath like that. 712 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,533 Fucking bullshit. 713 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:57,925 Alice... 714 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,503 - No! No! - Don't be mad. 715 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,845 - You signed it? - I signed it. 716 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:05,306 - (scoffs) What? - I didn't want to! 717 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,509 Clark was freaked out, 718 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,770 his company was just putting a lot of pressure. 719 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,308 So, we came to the conclusion that the thing to do... 720 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,519 was to sign it, uh, and then just 721 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:21,402 keep fighting the good fight, but on the D.L. 722 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,366 - Sorry. - Mm. 723 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,127 Are you mad? 724 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,398 Because I'm gonna be mad at you if you're mad at me. 725 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,039 No, no, no. I'm not! I'm not mad, I'm not mad. 726 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,424 I'm just a little... 727 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:41,874 I don't know, a little surprised. 728 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,216 But listen, hey, hey, hello, 729 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,599 you and Clark have your life and your family, 730 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,225 and gotta do what is right for you. 731 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,386 And I'm not gonna sit here and be like, 732 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,058 "You're wrong!" So... 733 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,442 - Alice signed. - She did? 734 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:02,823 Yeah. 735 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,861 You okay with that? 736 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,370 I don't know. 737 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,038 No. 738 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:12,286 I'm just sad for her, I guess. I don't know. (scoffs) 739 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,826 Well she's gotta do what she thinks is right for her family. 740 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,041 Yeah, I know, she made a huge mistake 741 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,876 and now she has to live with it, so... 742 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,754 You want to watch the news? 743 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,470 Nah. 744 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:30,977 (sighs) 745 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,313 And that... 746 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,489 We're in a very good place. Ga, ga, ga, gar. 747 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:45,658 Okay. 748 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,616 Here we go. And I would say 749 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,823 we got about 90 minutes left on that turkey, Ma. 750 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:51,437 - How are we doing over here? - Good. 751 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,994 The nuts are done, the appetizers are fine. 752 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,492 How do you want me to cut these carrots? 753 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,119 Fine dice please. 754 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,126 All right, hello! Whoa! 755 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,260 - How are we doing over here? - We're almost done! 756 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:04,963 Okay, so listen, five minute warning 757 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,379 and then you are in charge of setting the kids' table. 758 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,218 - I'm in charge! - Always! 759 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,098 The burning I can handle, 760 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,787 it's just the flaking that drives me crazy. 761 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,971 Do you have a cream for that? 762 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,544 Chris: I got some nuts for you guys. 763 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,892 - Some herbs and stuff. - It's crusty... 764 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,544 Just keep having that gross conversation. 765 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,008 Wash your hands before you eat those! 766 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,444 Hey, slow down, Asher! 767 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,739 Okay, what have we got right here? 768 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,649 Hotsie-totsie. Oh, yeah. 769 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,695 - Eleanor: Is this dice fine enough? - Let me see what you have. May I? 770 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,850 Can I jump in here and show you what I was thinking? 771 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:36,116 - Just give me a ba-ba-ba-ba... - Oh, yeah. 772 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,000 You should do a cooking show, sweetie. 773 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,877 I would love to! 774 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:42,414 I would actually love to do that. (chuckles) 775 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:45,299 (humming) 776 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,048 (sighs) Where are you going? 777 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,304 I gotta go to the store and get Clark some NyQuil. 778 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,298 - He has to sleep. - Oh, my God. 779 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,412 - And I have to sleep. - Get some for yourself, too. 780 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:55,436 Alice: I'll be back. 781 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,018 Oh, shit. 782 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,933 Love you, Clark. Hang in there, dog! 783 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,439 Clark: Yeah, man. 784 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,192 (water running) 785 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,305 news announcer: Large gatherings of protesters 786 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,809 are now being reported in New Orleans, 787 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,821 - Chicago, Oakland, and Miami... - Fuck me. 788 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,759 ...and despite multiple sources reporting it, 789 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,206 we still are unable to confirm if there is a forthcoming 790 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,790 national curfew to be mandated... 791 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,329 - Hi. - Hi. 792 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,043 Turkey's in, everyone's good, 793 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,736 I was gonna watch the news for ten minutes 794 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,092 and then I'm done for the day. 795 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:30,428 - And then we'll turn the TV off? - Off. 796 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,722 Off. 797 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,723 - Love you. - Love you. 798 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,348 (TV chatter) 799 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,602 (Kai laughs and snorts) 800 00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:49,402 All right, everyone. Mange,as they say! 801 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,065 (indistinct conversations) 802 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:52,817 Oh, that's heavy. 803 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,111 Thank you. 804 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,919 These potatoes. Sorry, I'm eating most of them! 805 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,692 - Chris: Good! - What'd you put in these? 806 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,126 I put a little, um... 807 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,505 pecorino in them, kind of, brings out the umami. 808 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,765 What does that mean? What does "umami" mean? 809 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,685 It's a fifth flavor. 810 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:22,893 It's kinda like savory, salty. 811 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:25,517 That's good to know. (snickers) 812 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:27,435 Pass the Syrah, please? 813 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,354 Alice: This is lovely. 814 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,736 Did I tell you that we saw Bill Engvall 815 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,491 at the Phoenix Civic Center? 816 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,277 - No! - No, how was he, Mom? 817 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,663 He was so funny and charming. 818 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,123 And his stories were really funny. 819 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,376 And clean. Didn't curse once. 820 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,481 - Eleanor: Didn't have to. - Hank: You don't have to. 821 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,371 Alice, did you watch Chris Rock on Late Night? 822 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,877 Yes, so good. So good. 823 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,007 We watched it literally three times back to back. 824 00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:52,547 Funniest guy in the world. 825 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,096 Kai: It was so funny. Oh, my God. 826 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,302 - What was that? - Abbie: Hmm? 827 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:58,717 - What was that? - Abbie: What? 828 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,430 - Nothing, nothing. - Yeah. 829 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,690 No, you just gave her like a little look, like... 830 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,435 Nothing, we're just not the biggest Chris Rock fans. 831 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,525 Yeah. 832 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:09,186 - He's racist. - Pat: Mm-hmm. 833 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,862 - You think Chris Rock is racist? - Yeah. 834 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:12,948 A little bit. 835 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,453 I'm sorry, that's the stupidest fucking thing 836 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:21,285 I've ever heard in my life. (laughs) 837 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:22,541 Please, Christopher. 838 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,662 I'm sorry, it's just wrong, what she said. It's wrong. 839 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,418 I'm sorry, how can it be wrong? 840 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,255 It's her opinion. 841 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,127 Yeah, and her opinion is wrong. Chris Rock's not racist. 842 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,258 He's best friends with Adam Sandler. That is a fact. 843 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,033 He's also friends with Jerry Seinfeld. 844 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,755 Also white. David Spade? Ever fucking heard of him? 845 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,256 - Best friend. Now that's a fact. - You ask us what we... 846 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,413 - They play basketball together. - Okay, whatever, man. 847 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,373 I don't know about their fucking basketball schedule. 848 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,667 You just asked us what we were talking about and we told you. 849 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,478 You know, it's actually... It's racist... 850 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,546 - God, babe. - ...to think Chris Rock's racist. 851 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,923 All right, it's okay. No, I got it. 852 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,707 So, if we don't agree with you, we're racist. 853 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:54,984 - Yeah. Yes. - Pat: Thank you. 854 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:56,594 You nailed it. You nailed it exactly. 855 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:57,950 - Pat: Great. - (Chris laughing) 856 00:33:58,495 --> 00:33:59,495 Stop. 857 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,118 - Can we just enjoy our dinner? - I just want to reiterate, 858 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,580 these potatoes are so good! I'm just gonna say it again! 859 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,086 - These potatoes are good. - Hank: Everything is. 860 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,456 (sighs) Sorry. Sorry. 861 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,085 Oh, did I tell you about Simon Avona? 862 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,304 - No, what happened to Simon? - His father. Car crash. Dead. 863 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,432 Kai: Mm. 864 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,725 That's terrible, Mom. 865 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,018 Sorry to hear that. 866 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:25,849 Well, Eleanor... 867 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,771 these biscuits... 868 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,919 amazing! Every year they get better and better! 869 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,623 - (phone rings) - You did such a great job. 870 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,356 Eleanor: Same recipe as last year! 871 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,066 In fact, everything I made this year, 872 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,903 I made last year, except for the pumpkin cheesecake. 873 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,819 That is new. I saw it on the Barefoot Contessa. 874 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:42,157 Alice: Oh, we love that show. 875 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,572 Sometimes, I call Clark "Jeffrey." (chuckles) 876 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,408 - Wait, who's Jeffrey? - It's her husband. 877 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:48,872 Jesus Christ. 878 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,504 Alice: What is it? 879 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,913 - What's wrong? - Eleanor: What is it? 880 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,303 They just opened fire on a crowd protesting the Oath. 881 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,006 - (sighs) Oh, dear. - Jesus Christ. 882 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,430 Doz... Dozens dead. 883 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:14,376 I'm gonna turn on the news for a second... 884 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:15,485 Absolutely not! 885 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,383 I said that in my email. We're not watching... 886 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,676 And it's my house, Mom, thank you. 887 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,362 Can we just finish dinner first? 888 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,202 You don't think this is important? 889 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:26,330 I know this is important, but let's finish eating. 890 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,375 Yeah. Plus, we don't even know what really happened. 891 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,586 No, we do know what happened! I just read it. 892 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,291 They murdered dozens of people. I just read it. 893 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:37,962 Well, I'm reading that they attacked 894 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,256 - a group of counter protestors. - Oh, Jesus Christ, 895 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,990 I can only imagine what source you're getting that bullshit from. 896 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,350 (snickers) I'm not gonna fucking debate with you here, okay? 897 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:50,347 - Come on, language... - I'm not Bill Engvall, okay? 898 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,189 Do I look like Bill Engvall, Dad? 899 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,441 Let's just chill out. Let's eat the meal... 900 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:57,353 I don't want to eat! I'm sorry! There's fucking innocent people 901 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,799 being gunned down in the streets. 902 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,426 - It's affecting my appetite. - Kai: Chris... 903 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,611 - They're not innocent! - Yes. 904 00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:02,743 They're breaking the law! 905 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,881 That is what happens when you break the law! 906 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,784 "The law"? What, do we live in fucking Tombstone! 907 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,491 These are innocent people exercising 908 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,786 the first amendment, and they have been 909 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,703 gunned down in the fucking streets... 910 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:16,713 - Hank: Chris! - ...by Brownshirts! 911 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,666 (indistinct clamor) 912 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,257 - That's a little heavy. - Chris: You support Nazi's. 913 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:22,799 You fucking support Nazi's. 914 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,676 That's my favorite thing about liberals. 915 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,385 As soon as they get triggered, 916 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:29,139 - they call everyone a Nazi. - Oh, shut the fuck up, Katie! 917 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,936 - Pat: Her name is Abbie! - I don't care! 918 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,708 - I don't care what your name is. - You're a dick! 919 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,210 - It's Abbie! - Chris: You suck, and everything 920 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:35,475 you fucking say sucks. 921 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:38,486 And guess what? You're perfect for this fucking asshole! 922 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,942 - Kai: Chris, stop it. - Oh, I'm an asshole? Fuck you! 923 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,135 You treat people who don't agree with everything you say 924 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:46,118 like they're fucking morons. And we're not! And guess what? 925 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:47,949 Everything isn't horrible all the time! 926 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,830 First of all, it is horrible all the time, 927 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,742 and second of all, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news 928 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:56,121 but you're a fucking moron, and so are fucking you. 929 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,630 - Hank: Language. - Kai: Chris! 930 00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:00,117 I bet you two motherfuckers signed that Oath in two seconds. 931 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,421 - Yeah, I did! - We did! 932 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,197 - I knew it'd come out! - You just asked him! 933 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,053 Yeah, I know! I know! Fuck you, Pat. 934 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,513 - Pat: Fuck you! - Fuck you! 935 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:07,802 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 936 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:08,976 Seriously, hold on... 937 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,246 - Chris, stop it! - No politics! 938 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,430 Mom, this isn't political. I just wanna say real quick, 939 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,164 - real quick, seriously, Pat... - Mm-hmm. 940 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,519 ...fuck you. And Abbie, or Katie, 941 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,962 or whatever the fuck your name is, 942 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,602 and fuck anyone who signed that Oath 943 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:22,071 because they are stupid fucking pigs 944 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,739 and they should be hung like pigs! 945 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,488 What the fuck? 946 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:30,537 - What the fuck? - Not you, Alice! 947 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:34,792 - And not Mom and Dad. - Oh, thanks! 948 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,370 But also, also, like a little bit, 949 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,546 - a little bit fuck you, Alice! - What? 950 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:41,676 Cause why'd you sign it? Why'd you sign that shit? 951 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,669 We have a kid too, okay? And we care about her, 952 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:47,446 we don't want her to grow up in a country where you have to comply 953 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,723 with every fucking stupid thing the government does! 954 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,010 - We have pride! - We do, too, asshole. 955 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,290 - (Chris blows a raspberry) - Get off your horse, bro. 956 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:55,646 No, I like my horse! 957 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:59,271 Kai and I have strong, American, patriotic horses. 958 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:02,361 You got a little show pony, it fucking sucks balls. 959 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,524 Okay, we're clean. Y'all are fucking dirty. 960 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,980 - Chris, stop it! - You're dirty! 961 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,484 - You're dirty. - Just stop it! 962 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,118 Just shut the fuck up! 963 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,246 I signed it. 964 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,579 Yeah, I signed it. I fucking signed it. 965 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,288 So, how about that? 966 00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:19,544 (Pat and Abbie gasp) 967 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,792 (soft rock plays) 968 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,090 What the fuck are you talking about? 969 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,504 What do you mean you signed it? 970 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,682 What? Why'd you lie to me? (chuckles nervously) 971 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,579 Can we have this conversation in the other room? 972 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:36,016 No. No, I want to talk about it right here, right now. 973 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,013 Chris, trust me. Just talk in the other room. 974 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,440 Alice, thank you so much, 975 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:41,271 I don't need your help running my house. 976 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,185 I don't need your help. Thank you, though. 977 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:44,444 I want to know, right now, 978 00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:46,606 why my wife lied to me in front of everyone. 979 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:47,699 Tell everyone. 980 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,484 - Why'd you lie to me? Why? - Why I lied to you? 981 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,403 - Why? - Why did you lie to me? 982 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,164 Fuck you! Why did I lie to you? 983 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,750 Really? 984 00:38:56,876 --> 00:39:00,085 You wanna frame the question, just like that, for me? 985 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:01,920 Why I lied to you? 986 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,526 I'm gonna go check on the children. 987 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,007 Kai: Why I lied to you? 988 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,503 We both said we weren't gonna do it. 989 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,721 Why did you sign? 990 00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:15,806 Because, Chris, my husband's running around here acting like 991 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,307 he's the white Nelson Mandela and if anybody's 992 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:21,147 not following his lead, then they're the enemy. 993 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,525 Now, I love my daughter, 994 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,023 and I will do whatever it takes to protect her. 995 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,731 I don't give a fuck about signing some stupid government shit! 996 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,991 All I care about is taking care of my daughter. 997 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,199 So I signed it. Yup, that's what I did. 998 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,113 I signed it. Is that a problem? 999 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,373 Do you hate me now? Huh? 1000 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,660 Do I need your permission to protect my child? 1001 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,361 We should've talked in the other room. 1002 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,385 Mm-hmm! 1003 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,671 Did everyone here sign? 1004 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,974 - Shame on all of you. - Now, that's it! 1005 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,827 - That's it. That's it. - Yeah. That is it! 1006 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,626 You know what, I don't wanna eat with you people, 1007 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,438 so I'm gonna take my food and my wine, 1008 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,452 and I'm gonna go sit in my car in the driveway. 1009 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:08,820 And I'm gonna listen to some news, 1010 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,073 and I'm gonna read little articles on my phone, 1011 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,825 and eat my food, and you all can sit here at the table 1012 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:15,827 and stuff your big fat fucking faces 1013 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,058 and talk about the people that are being brutally executed 1014 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,744 in the street by our police state. 1015 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,284 I'll be in the driveway! 1016 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:23,123 Happy Thanksgiving, motherfuckers! 1017 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,338 Christopher! 1018 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,959 Chris: And save me some goddamned pie! 1019 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,133 (door closes) 1020 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,830 radio news anchor: We have Connor Bregman 1021 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,267 at the northern barrier at City Park, where we can see 1022 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,057 literally hundreds of police and national guard 1023 00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:47,567 and what it appears to be a coup of some kind. 1024 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,071 Connor, where are you at this hour? What's the feeling... 1025 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,443 That was fucked up last night. 1026 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:57,204 I hated it. 1027 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,742 You ruined all of Thanksgiving. 1028 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,917 Now, I know I signed it. 1029 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,120 And I didn't tell you. 1030 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,963 And I wish it didn't go down like that. 1031 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,883 But I am not gonna apologize to you 1032 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,423 after you busted me out in front of your family like that. 1033 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:17,014 Okay, I only did that because you betrayed me. 1034 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,766 Betrayed you? Betrayed you, Chris? 1035 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,727 Really? You have been obsessed with this. 1036 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,732 I have agreed with almost everything that you'd say. 1037 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,233 I agree with almost everything. 1038 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,437 But it is getting kinda ridiculous. I just... 1039 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,989 I am just numb to the shit. 1040 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,277 (imitating Chris) The "breaking news. 1041 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,741 Oh, my God, oh, my God, did you see what happened? 1042 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,531 Did you see? Did you see what happened? 1043 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:45,543 These are my theories." Nobody gives a fuck, okay? 1044 00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:48,336 I am more concerned with raising our daughter 1045 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,668 than what's going on out here in these streets. 1046 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,584 This other shit, don't mean nothing to me. 1047 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,340 You mean something to me. 1048 00:41:56,931 --> 00:42:00,140 I just don't understand how, as a black woman... 1049 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,309 Hey, hey, hey, hey. We are not about to be out here 1050 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,850 re-litigating all of this shit in the driveway. 1051 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,357 Now, you have 24 hours before your whole family leaves. 1052 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,733 I suggest you get your ass out of this car 1053 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:12,860 and get in the house and apologize to them. 1054 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:14,813 - (laughs) Yeah, right. - I'm not playing. 1055 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:17,574 That's so not happening, just so you know that! 1056 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,777 I will never apologize! 1057 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,117 - Hey, what's up, Avery? - Hey. 1058 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:28,253 Everything okay? 1059 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:31,631 Yup. 1060 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,322 news announcer: With the president the... 1061 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:45,094 - Kai: I'm sorry, come again? - Peter: Ma'am, please? 1062 00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:46,749 - Kai: No. - Peter: Don't get excited. 1063 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:47,934 Kai: No, you don't understand 1064 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,585 - because this is my house. - Peter: Ma'am... 1065 00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:51,100 And I didn't say you could come in it. 1066 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,564 - Peter: Ma'am, calm down. - Want me lower my voice? 1067 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,498 - You lower yours outside! - Whoa. I'm sorry. 1068 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:58,190 Excuse me, what's going on? Can I help you? 1069 00:42:58,493 --> 00:42:59,825 Are you Mr. Powell? 1070 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,694 - Chris: Yes. - Christopher Powell? 1071 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,621 - Yeah, sorry, who are you? - I'm, uh... 1072 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,791 I'm Peter Yeun. This is Mason Berko. 1073 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,745 We're with CPU. That's Citizen's Protection Unit, 1074 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,399 we're a division of Homeland Security. 1075 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,423 I... I... 1076 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,419 I know what CPU is. I... 1077 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,960 How did you get in my house? 1078 00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:19,594 Your brother let us in. 1079 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,972 Pat: I thought they were cops. 1080 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,600 You're cops, right? 1081 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:24,768 - CPU. - CPU. But... 1082 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,853 - technically, we work for... - No, you're not cops. 1083 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,013 But I'm the owner of this home and I'd like you 1084 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:32,127 - to leave right now. - Hold on a second. I'm sorry. 1085 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:34,689 I thought she was the owner of this house. 1086 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:40,073 - We're both the owners of this home. - Mm-hmm. He put a ring on it. 1087 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,824 Mr. Powell, I want us out of your hair as much as you do. 1088 00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,308 - Believe me. - No, I don't believe you. 1089 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,092 I want you out of my hair more than you think 1090 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:50,201 I want you out of my hair. Trust that. 1091 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,202 - Wait, who are they? - Pat: Cops. 1092 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:54,747 - Not cops, CPU. - CPU. 1093 00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:57,041 They're not... They're not cops! They're not cops! 1094 00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,238 Mr. Powell, if we could just step in the other room, 1095 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:01,156 we could talk for a few minutes, let you get back 1096 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,900 to your family, who seem lovely, by the way. 1097 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:04,947 Do you think that's something we could do? 1098 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:10,433 Mom, the kids are in Hardy's room, they're watching 1099 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,584 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them,can you please 1100 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,728 go in there and make sure the door stays shut, please? 1101 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:15,986 Thank you. 1102 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:21,277 Can we please go in another room? 1103 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:23,410 No. 1104 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,907 - Can we sit down? - No, we can't. 1105 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,452 I wanna know why you're here and I wanna know right now. 1106 00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:34,225 We received a report that you were impeding 1107 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:36,497 a private citizen's choice to sign the Oath. 1108 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:44,175 I'm sorry, did someone, like, report me or something? 1109 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,859 I'm sorry, we can't divulge that information. 1110 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,696 Okay, this is ridiculous. This... (snickers) 1111 00:44:48,978 --> 00:44:52,642 ...Impeding a citizen's right to... to... to sign the Oath? 1112 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,681 That's not a thing. That's nothingness. 1113 00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,461 No, it's something. Definitely something. 1114 00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:57,942 No. It's not something. 1115 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,299 I just read an article yesterday in Republica about it, okay. 1116 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,523 They're arguing it up in courts right now. So there's... 1117 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:05,280 - Do you guys have a warrant? - Mm? 1118 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:09,033 - No, we don't. - Uh, okay, bye-bye! 1119 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,408 - Out! - Sir, back up, please. 1120 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,415 - No, get out of my house. - No need to be rude. 1121 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:13,877 Ru... 1122 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:18,755 This is America! I can be rude! Fuck you! 1123 00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:20,986 Mr. Powell, you're right, the legality of the situation 1124 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:24,128 is a little fluid and it's a bit of a grey area. However, 1125 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,802 we received a complaint and we are obligated to investigate. 1126 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,161 This is fucking insane right now. 1127 00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:30,662 - I can't even... - Let's call Sheldon. 1128 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,598 Yeah. I'm calling my attorney, 1129 00:45:32,772 --> 00:45:34,638 and I'm not saying shit until I talk to him. 1130 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,692 Oh, also, real quick while we're in the other room, 1131 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:40,648 you two guys wait outside, please. 1132 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,195 Thank you. We'll wait right here. 1133 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,066 You're in big trouble. You're in big trouble! 1134 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,144 Can I get you gentlemen tea or coffee? 1135 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:52,288 - Abbie... - What? 1136 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,458 ...no. 1137 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,367 (both exhale deeply) 1138 00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:58,127 What is happening? I don't understand how this is happening. 1139 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:00,096 I don't know, but we gotta figure it out, okay? 1140 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,877 Where is Sheldon? Where's Sheldon? 1141 00:46:02,051 --> 00:46:04,794 Okay, fine. My phone is dead 'cause I had it on all night. 1142 00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,295 Okay, okay. Use mine. 1143 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:07,883 Yes, okay. Thank you. 1144 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,760 (phone ringing out) 1145 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,470 - voice mail: The mailbox is full... - Fuck! 1146 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,352 - What? - The voice mail's full. 1147 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,940 - Okay. - Okay. Okay. 1148 00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:21,088 Hey, we can work this out. We can figure this out. 1149 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,695 - Gotta think, gotta think. - I'm gonna say one thing quick. 1150 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,398 Fucking Pat did this. Pat called this in. 1151 00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,735 Come on, you don't know that, and I don't believe that. 1152 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,903 Okay, okay, then it was for sure his girlfriend. 1153 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,267 I'm gonna tell you something, you know I'm a feminist. 1154 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,578 - Yeah. - I waited in line for two hours 1155 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,458 so Roxane Gay could sign her book to you. 1156 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,911 - Yeah. - She was brilliant! 1157 00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:41,000 - Yeah. - Abbie's a little cunt. 1158 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,818 No! You're not using that word in this house. 1159 00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,153 We have talked about that. You are not allowed to use that. 1160 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,713 You can use "pussy," "trash pussy," 1161 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,174 - but you cannot use that word. - Abbie's a trash pussy! 1162 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:52,471 Okay, fine. She's a trash pussy. If you say so, I agree with you. 1163 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,643 But here's the thing. 1164 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,227 I just wanna say I told you this was gonna happen one day! 1165 00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,810 One day, I said, they're gonna come to the home, 1166 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:02,146 - it's the Gestapo! - You were right, baby. I think... 1167 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,160 I think we have one option and one option only. 1168 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,196 We don't say shit until we talk to Sheldon. 1169 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,944 Okay? Only option. 1170 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,160 Okay, that is a good option. That is a very good choice. 1171 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:13,849 - But here's another choice... - Mm-hmm. 1172 00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:14,873 - ...another idea. - Okay. 1173 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,226 - Just a random thought... - Okay. 1174 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,491 ...I think it might work. 1175 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:21,086 Just answer their questions, and they'll probably just leave. 1176 00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,004 - How about that? - No. 1177 00:47:23,132 --> 00:47:25,193 - They'll probably leave. - I'm not being interrogated 1178 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:27,978 - in my own home without a warrant! - First, stop saying your own home 1179 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:31,013 'cause this is our home that we raise our child in, okay? 1180 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,535 Now, I just wanna figure out a way to get these motherfuckers 1181 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:35,095 up outta here as quickly as possible. 1182 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,852 - This is not Nazi Germany! - You are so right. 1183 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,227 Duh, duh Chris! Hello? Danke schön! 1184 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,733 - Thanks for the information! - Okay, all right. I got it. 1185 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,564 But what are you gonna say? 1186 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,418 I'm gonna teach them about something called 1187 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:49,277 - The United States Constitution! - Kai: Ugh! 1188 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,493 All right. 1189 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:54,493 Excuse me. 1190 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:55,955 Great. 1191 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,323 Did you speak with your attorney? 1192 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:00,502 I did. 1193 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,245 And he said because you don't have a warrant, 1194 00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:04,963 you have no right to be here, 1195 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,027 we don't have to answer any of your questions, 1196 00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:09,008 and you need to leave our home right now. 1197 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,176 Well, then, that's that. 1198 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:14,173 - Right. I understand. - Thank you. 1199 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,350 Mason: I don't. 1200 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,228 Huh? 1201 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:20,929 I don't understand 1202 00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:23,724 why you can't just answer some questions. 1203 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:27,652 Okay, well, I'll tell you. Because, um... 1204 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,856 in America, we have this thing called the Constitution and... 1205 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:33,696 I know what the Constitution is, you condescending fucking pussy. 1206 00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:36,077 Mason, stop. I don't want to get written up again, okay? 1207 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,534 Mason: See, I know guys like you. 1208 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:42,250 You've never fought for this country a day in your life. 1209 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,202 You haven't sacrificed anything 1210 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:46,671 and you're disrespectful to people like me... 1211 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,041 people who are here to protect you. 1212 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,214 But that's done. 1213 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:57,512 Boys like you will soon learn that those days are over. 1214 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,100 Mason, stop. 1215 00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:01,754 - Alice: Leave it. Chris. - Peter... 1216 00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:03,267 don't tell me what to do. 1217 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,604 I just think the three of us should go for a ride. 1218 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,991 I'm not going anywhere. (clears throat) 1219 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,827 Say that to me again. 1220 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:19,038 Peter: Mason. 1221 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:23,662 Get out of my house. 1222 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:25,877 I think you're coming with me. 1223 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:31,911 - Fuck off. - Pat: Get out of here. 1224 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,729 - Pat: Come on, guys. - It's okay. It's okay. 1225 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,284 - Peter: Let's go. - Mason: It's okay. 1226 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,510 - Alice: Chris, enough. - I would like... 1227 00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:41,013 - to apologize. - Abbie: See, he's a good guy. 1228 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,519 - (all) Oh! - Peter: Mason! 1229 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:44,647 Kai: Shit! 1230 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,852 (indistinct yelling) 1231 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,027 - Let her go! Come on! - Peter: Mason! Stand back! 1232 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,316 - (voices fading) - (high-pitched ringing sound) 1233 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,988 Pat: Let her go, man. Let her go! 1234 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,461 - Pat: What the fuck? - Peter: Mason, stand back. 1235 00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:06,618 - Stay back! - What is that, man? 1236 00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:07,956 Get him under control! 1237 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:10,108 - Peter: Mason... - Pat: You guys gotta go! 1238 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:11,132 (Chris grunts) 1239 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,215 I'll break it! 1240 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,383 - This is too much. - Quiet! 1241 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,364 - You went too far. - Why didn't he just sign it? 1242 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:17,629 - I'll break your arm. - Don't! 1243 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,598 - Listen, I'll sign it! - Mason: You fucking will! 1244 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:22,489 I will go online! I'll sign the online one! 1245 00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:24,441 Are you ready? I'm gonna break your fucking arm. 1246 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,145 - (Chris screaming) - Mason, let him go! 1247 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:28,102 - (thud) - (screaming) 1248 00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:29,892 (Chris groans) 1249 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,485 - Drop it! - Hank: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 1250 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,066 Hands up! Hands up! 1251 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:36,950 Mason: Pete? 1252 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,036 Pete? 1253 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:41,955 Pete? 1254 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,083 Don't! 1255 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:49,856 - (Hank grunts) - (indistinct clamor) 1256 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,621 Hands behind your back, you're under arrest. 1257 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,748 - Why did you do that? - (choking) 1258 00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:55,834 - Why did you do that? - Alice: Let go of my dad! 1259 00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:57,419 Shut the fuck up! Back up! 1260 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,467 - Pat: Hey, hey, hey! - Alice: Let go of my dad! 1261 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:01,389 - Hey! - (Alice screams) 1262 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,973 Kai: Chris! Chris! What the fuck? 1263 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:10,940 Oh, my God! Chris, what are you doing? 1264 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,067 - Chris: I don't know. Jesus. - (Mason grunts) 1265 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,570 - Kai: Chris... - Chris, what'd you do, man? 1266 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,568 - Kai: What the fuck! - I don't know. 1267 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:19,511 - What is happening? - Pat: What are you doing? 1268 00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:21,527 Chris: Calm down, I don't know, I don't know. 1269 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:23,862 Get away! Get away! Watch out! 1270 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:26,747 Stand back! Everyone stand back. Stay back! 1271 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:29,334 - Mason: Fuck! Fuck! - (indistinct shrieking) 1272 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,419 Mason: Give me my fucking gun. 1273 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,581 - Abbie: Oh, God, oh, God... - Chris: I can do it. 1274 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,498 - Don't do it. - Chris, what the fuck! 1275 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,383 Chris: Okay, everyone be cool. 1276 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:40,178 - Give me the gun. - I'm not doing that, all right. 1277 00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,547 You take another step, and I'll fucking shoot you, okay? 1278 00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:44,348 You don't know me. You think you know me, 1279 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,851 but you don't know me. I'm a bad fuck. 1280 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:48,970 Er, I'm a bad fuck-er. 1281 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:50,732 Kai: Chris... 1282 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,642 - Mason: You're a dumb fuck! - No, I'm not! 1283 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,105 I'm smart and I have a gun! 1284 00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,274 Chris: Ooh, his head's all fucked up. 1285 00:51:57,573 --> 00:51:59,986 Kai, his head's all fucked up. Why is it black? 1286 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,053 Did I do that, or was his head like that before? 1287 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:04,077 - Kai: You did that shit! - Hank: Put the gun down. 1288 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,485 - I'm not doing that, Dad. - We can talk about this, baby. 1289 00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:08,615 We will. We will talk about it. 1290 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,245 - You... - Chris... 1291 00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:12,503 ...put your hands up! 1292 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:15,880 Put your hands up. Sir... 1293 00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:18,333 - Put 'em up! - They're up! 1294 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:20,606 Okay, they were a little low when I said it! 1295 00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:22,449 - (Chris breathes heavily) Pat... - Yeah? 1296 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,117 Chris: See if he's got handcuffs or something. 1297 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,382 - No, Pat! No, Pat! - Okay. 1298 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:26,766 Chris: Abbie, shut up! 1299 00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:28,643 Touch me, and I'll drop you. 1300 00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:31,855 You drop him, and I drop you. Give me a reason. 1301 00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:33,648 I wanna drop you. 1302 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:37,231 - Oh, shit, baby. - Try me. I want you to. 1303 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,316 I want you to. I fucking want you to. 1304 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:40,856 We got a ziptie. 1305 00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,427 - Do you know how to use those? - Yeah. 1306 00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:43,783 Chris: Tie him up. 1307 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,203 - Pat: Move that other hand. - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 1308 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,993 Chris: All right, all right. 1309 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,624 Kai, it's okay, it's okay, baby. It's okay, baby. 1310 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,292 - Baby. - Chris: It's okay. 1311 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,184 Kai, it's okay. Here's what we're gonna do. 1312 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,293 We're going into the TV room. 1313 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,673 Alice: Jesus, what's that? 1314 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:07,886 Chris: It's a Taser. 1315 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:09,426 Where did you get that? 1316 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:12,099 - I ordered it online. - You never told me that. 1317 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,598 I know, I'm sorry. Can we talk about it later? 1318 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,853 If he moves, tase him. 1319 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,143 Mom, keys. 1320 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:21,195 Grab... Grab those keys, please. 1321 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:23,902 All right, listen, very important, 1322 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:25,991 you need to take all three of the kids 1323 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,600 three doors down to the Berman's house 1324 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:29,015 and make sure that they stay there. 1325 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,497 You can show them movies, feed them whatever they want, 1326 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:32,852 make sure they're happy and safe. 1327 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,368 But make sure they stay in the house, okay? Thank you. 1328 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,458 Can I take food from this house to that house? 1329 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:40,506 Yes, of course. Anything you need. 1330 00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:42,417 Okay, I can make twice baked potatoes, 1331 00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:45,295 I can make a cream of turkey. I need bread. 1332 00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:47,033 - Bring the milk too. - Are they allowed sugar? 1333 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,785 Yes, they can have literally whatever they want. 1334 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,120 Just keep them safe. Please keep them... 1335 00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,144 - I need to talk to you. - Alice: Chris, come here. 1336 00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:53,769 - Hold on, hold on. - Wait, I just... 1337 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:55,619 What should I do? His eyes are just like... 1338 00:53:56,775 --> 00:53:59,062 Are they like... Or are they like... 1339 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,061 No, it's like... They're like... 1340 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,772 - I think that's okay, though. - Really? 1341 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,448 All right, keep an eye on him. 1342 00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:06,991 - Chris. - I wanna tell... 1343 00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:09,444 I should've hit him, instead of the Chinese fella. 1344 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:11,453 Chi... No! Asian-American! 1345 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,539 - What? - Asian-American! 1346 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,061 You don't know where his family is from. 1347 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,372 They could be from Korea, they could be from fucking Laos. 1348 00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,128 (Mason laughs) 1349 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,335 What's so funny? 1350 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,752 It's just how much trouble you're in. 1351 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,222 Attempted murder, kidnapping. You're done. 1352 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,057 (laughs) You're all... 1353 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,014 We didn't attempt to murder anyone. 1354 00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:36,229 And guess what? Guess what? You're in trouble, too, 1355 00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:37,917 because you came in here without a warrant... 1356 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:39,477 You assaulted two government agents. 1357 00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:41,400 I lightly shoved you, okay. 1358 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,928 You busted my fucking lip with your arm, and I got witnesses! 1359 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,610 You mean accomplices, right? That's what these people are. 1360 00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:49,613 And every second they don't untie me is just years 1361 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:51,619 I'm gonna add to their sentences. 1362 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,284 So, what's the plan? 1363 00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:56,999 What are you gonna do? 1364 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,582 My plan is none of your business. 1365 00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:03,026 - Oh, you don't have a plan, do you? - Chris: I have a plan! 1366 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,370 - No, you don't. - Chris, kitchen! 1367 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:06,130 - Now! - We're gonna talk in the kitchen. 1368 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:07,593 I do have a plan 1369 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:10,005 and I'm not sharing it with your fucking ass! 1370 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,509 - Hmm. - Chris: All right, Pat, 1371 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:14,009 if this guy moves one muscle, just tase him. 1372 00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:18,145 - Chris: Pat! - Yeah, yeah. Okay. I got it. 1373 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,315 And then if... 1374 00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:21,144 I don't want that. 1375 00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:23,480 - (stammers) - Kai: Chris! 1376 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,219 I'm gonna hold it. I'm gonna hold it. 1377 00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,782 Kai: Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! - Oh, boy. Oh, my God. 1378 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:31,568 - It's bad. It's really bad. - Chris, it's really bad. 1379 00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:33,202 You gotta call the cops now. 1380 00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:35,433 I'm not calling the cops. If I untie that fucking guy, 1381 00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:37,540 he's gonna fucking kill me! He's a mad man. 1382 00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:38,709 He has to cool down. 1383 00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:40,911 He is not gonna cool down any time soon, okay. 1384 00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,671 I'm gonna go check on your mom, okay, and the kids. 1385 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:46,208 You need to get Sheldon on the phone 1386 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:48,926 and tell him exactly what's happening right now. 1387 00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,886 - All right, fine. - Kai: Goddamn it! 1388 00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:52,098 Fuck! 1389 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,428 This is stupid. 1390 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,219 (static) 1391 00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:00,350 - Sheldon: Hello? - Sheldon? 1392 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,232 Sheldon! Sheldon, do you hear me? 1393 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:07,645 - Sheldon: Chris? - Yes! Yes... 1394 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,231 - (incoming call beeps) - Shel... 1395 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:11,942 Hold on Sheldon. What is it, Mom? 1396 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:13,738 Eleanor: Can the kids watch The BFG? 1397 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,120 Fine! They can watch whatever they want. I don't care! 1398 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,289 Sheldon, are you there? Sheldon! 1399 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,294 Sheldon:Chris, I'm at the base of Mt. Kilimanjaro. 1400 00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:22,577 The reception is poor. 1401 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:24,416 I can hear you, brother! I can hear you. 1402 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:27,082 Sheldon, I'm gonna speak quick, okay? 1403 00:56:27,259 --> 00:56:28,591 'Cause I got a big problem here. 1404 00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:32,379 These two guys came into my house, and they're from CPU. 1405 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:35,396 They assaulted me, my dad freaked out and hit one of them with a shovel. 1406 00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:37,704 The other one pulled out a gun, I thought he'd kill my dad 1407 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,560 so I hit him with a shovel. And now, you know, 1408 00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:41,847 I tied him up, and I'm wondering... 1409 00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:46,606 I'm wondering, as my attorney, what you think I should do. 1410 00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:52,197 Sheldon:Chris, I'm sorry, did you say, "Tied up"? 1411 00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:54,859 Yes, yes. I tied up... I ziptied him. 1412 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:56,073 His hands. 1413 00:56:58,165 --> 00:56:59,372 Sheldon: Okay. 1414 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,324 You have to let them go. 1415 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,420 Maybe I didn't explain it the right way. 1416 00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:08,849 Sheldon:I don't know what there is to explain. 1417 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,338 You need to let them go right now. 1418 00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:14,004 Sheldon: Chris? 1419 00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:16,255 Chris, we're starting our ascent. 1420 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,425 I have to hang up. Good luck! 1421 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,677 - Hey! Chris, come here, please! - Fuck! 1422 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,600 Mason: He needs help! Look at him! 1423 00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:24,851 - Alice, help him! Help him! - I'm trying to! 1424 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:27,896 I'm a tax consultant, okay! Just... just breathe. 1425 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,173 Uh, should I get water? Should we make him drink water? 1426 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,813 Pat, you can't force someone to drink. 1427 00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:33,777 what is it with you and water right now? 1428 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:35,387 - Leave it alone with the water. - Hey! 1429 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:38,119 He needs to go to the hospital or he's gonna die. 1430 00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:39,696 (Peter groans) 1431 00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:43,791 - Chris: Whoa... - Alice: God. 1432 00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:44,919 I don't think so. 1433 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,416 - You fucking idiot. - Chris: Hello, sir? 1434 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:49,548 Sir. 1435 00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:51,882 Is there blood? Sir? 1436 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,155 Alice: There's not actually a lot of blood. 1437 00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:56,171 - Sir, hello? - (Peter groans) 1438 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,135 - Oh, there he is. There he is. - Hi. 1439 00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,475 Great, okay. 1440 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:01,976 - Hi! - I'm here. I'm here. 1441 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:04,182 Hi! Hi! 1442 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,848 - Alice: He's fine. He's fine. - Chris: He's fine now. 1443 00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:08,975 He's okay. He's okay. 1444 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,443 (Peter sighs) 1445 00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:13,983 Why is Mason tied to a chair? 1446 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:15,690 Mason: Yeah, why am I tied up? 1447 00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:17,116 Psst. He has amnesia. 1448 00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:18,953 No... 1449 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:22,910 I remember you guys fighting... 1450 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:25,666 and then I went down. 1451 00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:29,920 But I don't understand why he's tied to a chair, 1452 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,131 and why you have his gun. 1453 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:40,010 (whispers) Paul, ah... Tell me your name again? 1454 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:42,838 - Peter Yuen. - Chris: Peter Yuen. 1455 00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:46,638 We have a situation here that has escalated out of control. 1456 00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:48,731 (exhales) What do we know? 1457 00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:50,854 We know that you and... 1458 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,436 your friend over there came into my home 1459 00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:54,694 without a warrant... 1460 00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:56,989 - and assaulted me. - Mason: No, bullshit. 1461 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:59,902 Okay? And you got hit on the head and I'm... 1462 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:03,287 really sorry about that. But when you hit the ground, 1463 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:05,660 he freaked out and pulled out a gun, 1464 00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:07,416 and started choking my dad. 1465 00:59:07,586 --> 00:59:10,704 And... And... And things happened, and now here we are. 1466 00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,839 And what I would like to do, is weigh our options. 1467 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:15,885 Peter: Okay. 1468 00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:20,339 - What are our options? - Yeah, what are our options? 1469 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:23,392 Uh, I don't know. 1470 00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,468 I don't... I don't... I don't know. 1471 00:59:25,645 --> 00:59:26,761 It happened so fast. 1472 00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,351 Mason: Peter, call this in, tell them they attacked us. 1473 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,266 - Chris: Peter... - Mason: Peter. 1474 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,712 - ...I can't let... - Mason: Peter! 1475 00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,227 I can't let that happen, Peter. 1476 00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:38,607 I understand. 1477 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,737 - Mason: Peter! - Mason, I am handling this. 1478 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,946 Okay, Mr. Powell, let's talk. 1479 00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:47,374 Thank you. 1480 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,366 And you called me Chris, by the way. Mr. Powell is my dad. 1481 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,412 Yeah, the guy who hit you over the fucking head. 1482 00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,213 - Shut up! Shut up. - It was self-defense. 1483 00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:55,669 Peter: I got it, Mason. 1484 00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,668 - Chris... - Chris. 1485 00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:03,214 ...there were mistakes made. Yes, on both sides. 1486 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:05,265 And what I'd like to do is for us to leave... 1487 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:06,477 Chris: Hmm. 1488 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,643 - ...and to regroup... - Mm-hmm. 1489 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:11,514 ...and contact you some other time. 1490 01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,814 Or, or, hey, or... 1491 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:19,564 maybe we don't come back here again. 1492 01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:23,196 That's definitely another option. 1493 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,614 - I like that. - Peter! 1494 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,348 - You're making a mistake here! - Mason! 1495 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:30,875 Chris, we brought this to you and we want this to end quickly 1496 01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:32,952 and peacefully. 1497 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:35,580 Peter, thank you. 1498 01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:38,917 Thank you for being so friggin'... 1499 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,749 - reasonable. - And you just have 1500 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,803 this great disposition, too. 1501 01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:45,923 Well, I got three kids, so it's a lot of negotiating. 1502 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:47,175 (laughs) 1503 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:49,389 - I have two kids. - Two? Oh, yeah? Boy? Girl? 1504 01:00:49,521 --> 01:00:51,604 - Two boys. - Two boys, oh, you get it. 1505 01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:53,434 - Peter: You? - I got one daughter. 1506 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,248 What do you got? What's on your ear there? 1507 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:56,776 - What? - What is it? 1508 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,324 - Oh, wait, there he goes. - Mason: Jesus Christ. 1509 01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:02,114 Fuck, what is that? What is that, water? Hello? 1510 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:04,449 That's perilymph fluid, he's concussed. 1511 01:01:04,578 --> 01:01:06,658 Untie me right now and I'll take him to the hospital! 1512 01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:07,746 Untie me! 1513 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,955 - We should go to the hospital. - No, no. 1514 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,082 - Mason: Untie me now! - Shut up! 1515 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,355 - Ice. Go get some ice. - Abbie: What's perilymph fluid? 1516 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,462 Yeah, ice is really gonna help his brain injury. 1517 01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:19,048 Listen, listen to me. If you untie me right now, 1518 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,959 I will not beat the fucking shit out of you! 1519 01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:23,336 Shut the fuck up! 1520 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:25,116 You don't want a guy dying in your home, do you? 1521 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:26,802 That's not a good look for you. It isn't. 1522 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:28,466 Your only other option is to kill me, 1523 01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,885 and you don't wanna do that, do you? You don't. 1524 01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:33,187 You can't kill a man. 1525 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,061 - What's up? - He keeps passing out. 1526 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,521 - Kai: What do we do? - Chris: I don't know what to do. 1527 01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:41,900 - Kai: We need to call a doctor. - Chris: We can't do that yet. 1528 01:01:42,073 --> 01:01:44,065 - Alice: How's he doing? - He keeps... fluttering 1529 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:46,122 in and out of consciousness. He's all fucked up. 1530 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,156 - Alice: Peter... - Chris: Oh, shit! 1531 01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:49,616 Alice:...look! His eyes. 1532 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:51,642 Chris: There, I saw it. They're open, right there. 1533 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,144 - Alice: Peter, are you okay? - He's up! 1534 01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:54,168 Chris: Hey... 1535 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,828 Peter. Peter, hey! 1536 01:01:57,964 --> 01:01:59,692 Peter: Sorry, I blacked out there for a second. 1537 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,207 Chris: Oh, Peter. 1538 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:03,842 Peter... 1539 01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:05,844 you keep scaring us here. 1540 01:02:06,932 --> 01:02:07,932 (gasps) Oh, shit! Baby! 1541 01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:09,552 (screaming) 1542 01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:11,134 - Peter: Mason... - Don't move! 1543 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:13,351 How do you have a knife? 1544 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,040 It's called frisking, you fucking idiot. 1545 01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:16,347 How do you not frisk him? 1546 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:18,603 - You said tie him, not frisk him! - Peter: Mason! 1547 01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:20,856 Put it down, put the knife down! 1548 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:23,529 - You put the gun down! - You put the knife down! 1549 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,694 - Put it down. - Mason: Okay. Calm down. 1550 01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:28,947 Put it down. On the count of three, you put the knife down. 1551 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:31,366 - (both) One, two... - (groaning, screaming) 1552 01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:36,246 Mason: Put it down! Put it down! 1553 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,339 - Chris: He's gonna stab me! - Baby! 1554 01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,003 Kai: No! 1555 01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,260 Oh, my God! You've got to stop him! 1556 01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:50,882 (yelling) 1557 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:52,351 Fuck! 1558 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,969 - (taser clicks) - (groans) 1559 01:02:55,063 --> 01:02:56,349 Pat, what the fuck! 1560 01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:58,648 - Shit! It was an accident! - Chris: What the fuck! 1561 01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:00,600 Chris: Oh, shit! 1562 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:02,897 Oh, my God. It's going in! It's going in! 1563 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,397 - Abbie: What the fuck! - (Mason groans) 1564 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,032 It's in me! Tase him! 1565 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:12,620 - (Taser clicks) - (Chris screams) 1566 01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:14,955 Abbie: Oh, my God, oh, my God... 1567 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,978 - Chris: What the fuck, Kai! - Pat: Are you okay? 1568 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,868 - I'm fine, he barely got me! - Not you, her! 1569 01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,373 I fucking know! 1570 01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:22,500 - You idiot! - Pat: I didn't mean to! 1571 01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:25,299 You're so dumb! I'm just realizing it now! 1572 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:26,543 (sobs) 1573 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:31,005 Fucking asshole. You could have killed me! 1574 01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:33,849 That's usually the point of stabbing someone in the chest. 1575 01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:37,081 Hey, man, I don't know what happened to you in your life 1576 01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:38,687 that you ended up this way, 1577 01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:41,186 but it's people like you who have fucked the world up. 1578 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:42,691 If it wasn't for people like me, 1579 01:03:43,028 --> 01:03:45,486 people like you would be slaves to people like me. 1580 01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,688 You can't even take care of your own family. Look around. 1581 01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,199 Look what happened in your own home. 1582 01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,604 You're not built for this, brother. 1583 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,202 Untie me. Just end it now. 1584 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,454 - End it! - I know, I'm a huge pussy, 1585 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,831 and you're gonna kick my ass and send me to jail. 1586 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:04,501 Fucking mother... I know, shut the fuck up! 1587 01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:06,548 Mason: (muffled) Fuckin' piece of shit! 1588 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,427 - How you doing? - I'm not good. 1589 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,713 Not really good at all. 1590 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:14,924 - I'm so angry right now. - Mm-hmm. 1591 01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:18,640 I got tased in my own house by my brother-in-law, 1592 01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,438 who would've never been able to even tase me 1593 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:24,021 - 'cause my husband bought a Taser... - I know. 1594 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,561 without talking to me about it. So I'm really angry 1595 01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,632 and I don't know where to direct this anger right now. 1596 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:30,736 I need you to get your motherfucking hands off of me. 1597 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,405 Happy, Abbie? 1598 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,074 - Was this all part of your plan? - Here we go. 1599 01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:38,409 - I knew you'd blame this on me. - Because you did it! 1600 01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,082 - It wasn't me! - It wasn't her! 1601 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:41,830 - I gotta ask one question. - Abbie: What? 1602 01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:44,184 Did you call this in because of what I said 1603 01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:46,004 about the Oath during Thanksgiving dinner? 1604 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:47,881 Or was it cause I forgot your name? 1605 01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,793 - It wasn't me, asshole! - Fucking prick. 1606 01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:53,210 I'm gonna say this to you now, Abbie, with peace and love, 1607 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,923 and in no disrespect to your gender, but go fuck yourself! 1608 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,058 - Go fuck yourself! - Hey man, it wasn't her! 1609 01:04:58,144 --> 01:05:00,039 - Don't say that to her! - You are a fucking pig! 1610 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,020 Hey! (slaps legs) A serious question! 1611 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:04,477 - How is this helpful right now? - Alice! 1612 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,775 - Enough! No more fighting! - Alice: Yeah. 1613 01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:09,562 No, I know! I was telling them not to fight! 1614 01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,780 - Chris: Yeah, Abbie! - Fuck off! 1615 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:14,488 Mason: Untie me, or your life is over. 1616 01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:17,862 Do you understand? 1617 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:19,915 All right, I want you 1618 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:22,286 - to not make any more noise. - Come on. Don't do that. 1619 01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,605 No, I'm not gonna do anything. Don't worry about it. 1620 01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:27,042 - Mason: Oh, come on. - I just need you to shut up! 1621 01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:29,193 - Mason: Fuck you, fuck you! - Fuck you, fuck you! 1622 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:31,960 - Mason: I'll fucking kill you! - That's why I'm not untying you 1623 01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:33,844 because you're fucking crazy, dude! 1624 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,130 - (muffled shouting) - Chris... 1625 01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:39,100 me, you, Alice. Talk in the other room. Right now. 1626 01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:40,885 - I'm gonna go talk in the... - Come on! 1627 01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:43,562 I'm coming, baby. Alice, let's go before she gets madder. 1628 01:05:43,690 --> 01:05:46,182 Dad, keep an eye on Peter. His ice pack keeps sliding down. 1629 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:48,980 Pat, keep an eye on him. And I'm fucking watching you, Abbie! 1630 01:05:49,154 --> 01:05:51,692 - Pat: Stop it, leave her alone! - Abbie: Everyone hates you! 1631 01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,652 Abbie: Hey, everyone hates you! 1632 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:57,735 Hey, I wanna just one more time say, 1633 01:05:57,912 --> 01:05:59,528 I'm really sorry you got tased. 1634 01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:02,490 I do not want to discuss that right now, okay? 1635 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,535 We need a plan, figure out what we're gonna do 1636 01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:08,023 'cause things can't get any more worse than they already are. 1637 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,629 No, I think they can get worse. 1638 01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:11,477 - Alice: It can get worse! - Where is Clark? 1639 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:12,545 - What? - Where's Clark? 1640 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:14,766 He's passed out, I don't want bring him out here 1641 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,574 'cause then he's someone else in the room panicking 1642 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:18,576 - except he's shitting everywhere. - Don't bring him out. 1643 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,593 I don't know if this it's because there's still electricity in my body, 1644 01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,185 but I am fucking freaking out! 1645 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:26,605 Kai, baby, I'm freaking out, too. I am freaking out 1646 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:28,978 that I live in a country where this kinda shit happens. 1647 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:32,023 I'm gonna tell you this right now, this is not the America I know. 1648 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,737 Hey, I do not wanna hear your take 1649 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:35,689 on the country's politics right now! 1650 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:38,112 The fuck you think you are? Trevor Noah or something? 1651 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:40,729 - I know, I'm not Trevor Noah. - Thanks for the live OP-ed. 1652 01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:42,950 Now is time for practical solutions. 1653 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:45,081 What are we doing? How is this gonna end? 1654 01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,751 Okay, okay, okay, fine, what if... 1655 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,712 I haven't thought this through yet but what if... 1656 01:06:51,883 --> 01:06:54,045 (sighs) what if Pat and I took my car 1657 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,634 and drove these two guys 1658 01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:57,628 all the way up the 16 to the forest preserve 1659 01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,546 and we drop them deep, deep into the woods 1660 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,056 and we'd leave them there? 1661 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,849 And then they don't die, they survive 1662 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,788 'cause they're smart guys, but they have time 1663 01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,573 to think about what they've done. Meanwhile, Pat and I come back here. 1664 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,143 And you've packed a bag, right? 1665 01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:11,253 And then the three of us drive down to Texas, 1666 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:12,757 stay with your folks for a few months. 1667 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:14,273 If the cops show up, I don't know, 1668 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:16,404 we can go to Mexico. If we needed to? 1669 01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:17,974 Maybe we'd become Mexican Nationals. 1670 01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,984 I speak a little bit of Spanish. 1671 01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:23,029 I will learn more. We will teach her Spanish. 1672 01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:25,865 - How the fuck is that practical? - That is so stupid. 1673 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,408 And it did not include me at all! 1674 01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:29,185 - Okay. - What is fucking wrong with you? 1675 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,371 I'm sorry! I don't know! Here's what I know. 1676 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:34,040 I know that if we let these guys go, I... 1677 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:38,586 we, Dad, Pat, we're in big fucking trouble. 1678 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:41,430 People in our family will go to jail. 1679 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:43,306 And really think about that. 1680 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,281 That's something we gonna have to consider. 1681 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:46,597 We just have to! 1682 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,596 I'm gonna tell you guys this. 1683 01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,314 And I'm a little embarrassed. 1684 01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:53,559 I'm really scared of Mason. 1685 01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:56,274 - Yeah, he's fucking nuts. - He's a psychopath. 1686 01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:57,647 Keep him tied up 1687 01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:59,510 - and deal with Peter instead. - Right. Mm-hmm. 1688 01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:01,696 - Peter seems reasonable. - Yeah, we can talk to Peter, 1689 01:08:01,869 --> 01:08:05,078 we'll get him to call in, explain the whole situation, 1690 01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:06,968 and then we can finally end this whole thing 1691 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,665 without anybody getting hurt. 1692 01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:10,162 - Or, more hurt. - Okay, okay. 1693 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,793 - Just... - Okay, okay. 1694 01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:15,961 - Baby, calm down. - Ow, okay. Okay. 1695 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,066 You're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay. 1696 01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:19,736 - We got this. - Okay, and another thing, 1697 01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:21,207 just let it go with Pat and Abbie. 1698 01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:23,589 I'm not saying another word to them. It's not about them. 1699 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:25,886 - Alice: Okay. Yeah. - It's about us. And this moment. 1700 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:27,175 - Yes. - And doing what's right. 1701 01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:30,430 - Kai: We'll just talk to Peter. - I'm gonna talk to Peter. 1702 01:08:30,565 --> 01:08:32,543 - Kai: We'll talk to Peter. - Alice: Family sticks together. 1703 01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:33,567 - Yes. - Alice: Okay? 1704 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,192 - Family. - Yes. 1705 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:36,641 - Let's do this. - Let's do this. 1706 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,190 - Let's go. - Okay. 1707 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,292 - (Mason murmurs) - Abbie: We can't hear you. 1708 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:43,409 - Abbie: Stop! - Whoa! Hey, hey! What is that? 1709 01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:44,578 What did he just say? 1710 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,912 - I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know? 1711 01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:49,184 She means, she doesn't know! 1712 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,648 We can't understand what he's saying! 1713 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,667 Stop accusing us of canoodling with him! 1714 01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:54,356 "Colluding" is the word you're looking for. 1715 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,417 - I know, I meant to say colluding! - Stop! Stop! 1716 01:08:57,508 --> 01:08:58,467 (sighs) 1717 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:00,300 How you doing, Peter? How you feeling, buddy? 1718 01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:03,136 - I'm okay. - Good, good. 1719 01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:05,673 We need this to end. 1720 01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:09,017 And I'm here right now asking you... 1721 01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:11,311 can we make that happen? 1722 01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:16,851 I think we can do this. 1723 01:09:18,071 --> 01:09:19,071 It's gonna be rough. 1724 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:21,405 But if we stay calm... 1725 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,524 and trust each other... 1726 01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:26,735 - we can work it out. - Oh, God. Thank you. 1727 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,324 Peter: It's gonna be rough. 1728 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:31,832 But if we stay calm, and trust each other... 1729 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,201 we can work it out. 1730 01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:36,586 He really needs to see a doctor. 1731 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,877 - Did he say it twice? - You are so calm. 1732 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,445 - Yeah, you're... - You're very calm. 1733 01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:42,505 ...very, very Zen. 1734 01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:44,594 Not Zen. Goddamn it. No offense. 1735 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:45,971 Oh, none taken. 1736 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,473 But I do think... 1737 01:09:49,769 --> 01:09:51,806 I do think we're gonna have to untie Mason. 1738 01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,851 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 1739 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,645 - Mm-mm. - Listen, listen. Hold on. 1740 01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:58,900 Everyone be calm. 1741 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:02,813 Is there any way... 1742 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:06,067 that if I untie him, you can guarantee me... 1743 01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:08,945 he won't beat me up? 1744 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:10,956 Mason... 1745 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:14,450 will you promise not to attack Mr. Powell? 1746 01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:16,410 - Mason: Fuck you. - Okay. 1747 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,624 See, that makes me think he will attack me. 1748 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:23,463 Mason! I need you to swear on my life... 1749 01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:26,837 that you will not attack Mr. Powell. 1750 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:36,597 (muffled) Peter, I swear on your life. 1751 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,690 Untape his mouth. 1752 01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:42,944 - It's okay, do it. - Oh, Pat. 1753 01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:44,522 Do it fast. 1754 01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:46,740 Chris: Oh! Owie! Owie! 1755 01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:48,866 Oh, my God. Okay. 1756 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:52,788 Cut me out of this shit. 1757 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,620 Do it. 1758 01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:57,830 It took 20 minutes to put it all on. 1759 01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:00,337 - Chris: I don't care. Do it. - Okay, all right, all right. 1760 01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:01,963 No, Pat. No! Oh, my God! 1761 01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,544 - This is so dumb! - Shh! 1762 01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:07,132 - Everyone, everyone... - This isn't what we talked about! 1763 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:09,241 - Chris: Shh. It's okay, Kai. - Alice: This is a bad idea. 1764 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,053 - Chris: He swore on Peter's life. - Alice: Let's not untie him yet. 1765 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:15,102 - Kai: Not a good idea. - Holy shit. Holy shit. 1766 01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,020 It's going to be okay. 1767 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:25,781 Gun. 1768 01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:30,359 - Not giving him the gun. - There's no negotiation... 1769 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:32,786 - Kai: Mm-mm. - ...with my gun in your hand. 1770 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,541 Peter... (whispers) ...I'm not giving him the gun. 1771 01:11:38,836 --> 01:11:39,997 (Peter groans) 1772 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:41,627 All right, let's... 1773 01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:43,340 think this through. 1774 01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:47,836 What if you gave him the gun, but you kept the bullets? 1775 01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:51,175 - That's actually a good idea. - Smart. 1776 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:53,924 - I'm gonna give him the gun. - No, don't give him the gun. 1777 01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:56,764 - Kai: No, you should not. - Calm down, calm down. 1778 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,354 - All right, - You ready? 1779 01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,390 Here we go. 1780 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:09,658 Pat. 1781 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:15,320 Alice: This is not what we talked about, Chris. 1782 01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:17,243 - Chris: Calm down. - Kai: Baby, don't do it! 1783 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:18,907 - Get the one in the chamber. - I did. 1784 01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:21,077 - Do you know what that means? Okay. - Yeah. 1785 01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:23,499 - Kai: Oh, Jesus. - Chris: It's okay, guys. 1786 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:25,250 (Kai whimpers) 1787 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,833 I got the bullets, baby, it's fine. It's okay. 1788 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:37,768 Chris: Now everyone just be... 1789 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:40,019 - (screaming) - Peter: Oh, God. Mason stop! 1790 01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:42,139 - Chris: Oh, shit! - Peter: Mason, stop! 1791 01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:44,023 Oh, God. Mason, stop! 1792 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,484 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. No! I'm just... 1793 01:12:53,661 --> 01:12:55,618 (screams) 1794 01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:58,496 It's my house, bitch! Told you! 1795 01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:02,534 - Is everyone okay? - (Abbie gasps) 1796 01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:03,706 Peter: Um... 1797 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:06,956 - Um... - Yeah. 1798 01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:09,875 - Oh, jeez. - (yelps) 1799 01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:13,177 - (Alice chocking) - Damn. 1800 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,264 - (mouthing) Fuck! - Kai: Put pressure on it... 1801 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,771 Chris, can I talk to you outside for a minute? 1802 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:34,278 Christopher, I know I've... 1803 01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:38,320 never been as close with you as your mother has... 1804 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,824 but I just... 1805 01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:45,670 You see... 1806 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:48,505 I always did whatever it took... 1807 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,258 to take care of my family... 1808 01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:53,127 to protect them. 1809 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,553 And now you have to do the same thing. 1810 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:04,354 You do whatever you need to do... 1811 01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:07,609 son. 1812 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,665 Pat: Just shut up! 1813 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:25,126 (grunts) 1814 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:28,630 (Abbie yelps) 1815 01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:31,589 Again, there's not a lot of blood. 1816 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:33,414 Guess I'm not much of a bleeder. 1817 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:34,550 (chuckles) 1818 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:37,889 How you doing, buddy? 1819 01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:43,056 Uh... it's weird. Like, it doesn't hurt right now, but... 1820 01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:45,136 - if I do this... (screams) - Oh, God! 1821 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,564 - Peter: Oh, Gosh! - Okay, yeah. 1822 01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:49,016 We have to get him to a doctor 1823 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:50,795 - right away. - We gotta go to a doctor. 1824 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:52,581 Pat: What the fuck are we gonna do with him? 1825 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:54,191 Motherfucker broke my fucking nose! 1826 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:56,819 - Okay, fine. Hey, Pat! - Pat: Fuck you. 1827 01:14:57,743 --> 01:14:59,279 - Chris: Pat, stop! - Pat: Fuck you. 1828 01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:00,781 - Chris: Pat! - Pat, he's tied up. 1829 01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:01,955 Just stop it! 1830 01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:03,659 (breathes heavily) 1831 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,242 - (Peter groans) - What's wrong? What's wrong? 1832 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:08,751 It's just this weird sensation. 1833 01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:10,643 - Okay, but where, exactly? - Chris: Where? 1834 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,794 Um, right above my knee. 1835 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:14,342 Okay. 1836 01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:19,759 - (screaming) - Chris: Oh, Jesus. 1837 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,761 Alice: Oh, my God, it's so gross! 1838 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,852 I came to get some pie... Holy fucking shit! 1839 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,013 - Chris: Holy shit! Oh, God! - (screaming) 1840 01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:29,518 - Oh, my... - (Abbie screams) 1841 01:15:29,734 --> 01:15:32,272 Go, go, go, Mom, take her! Go wash her! Go wash her! 1842 01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:34,528 - Oh, fuck! - Chris, we gotta move. 1843 01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:36,646 - Like, right now. - Okay, okay, okay. 1844 01:15:36,824 --> 01:15:38,907 I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving, 1845 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,651 'cause it's gonna be your fucking last. 1846 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,069 Shut up. Okay. 1847 01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:43,946 I mean, if not your last, 1848 01:15:44,081 --> 01:15:45,788 probably your last together. 1849 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:48,416 Maybe they'll keep the women together. 1850 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:51,161 Yo man, that is enough, okay? Knock it off. 1851 01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:52,378 It's funny, do you know 1852 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:54,668 who's gonna get raped the most in jail? 1853 01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:57,177 Your dad. 1854 01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:58,593 - Shut up! - Shut up! 1855 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,633 - Relax, Dad. - You shut your goddamn mouth! 1856 01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:02,365 Shut the fuck up, you dirty motherfucker! 1857 01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:05,050 You shut the fuck up, you fucking cunt! 1858 01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:06,427 Hey! Motherfucker! 1859 01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:08,687 Don't you use that word 1860 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:11,101 in my house ever again! 1861 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,143 You fucking asshole! Fuck you! 1862 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,232 Chris: You don't talk to my wife like that! 1863 01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:17,483 That's my wife. I love her. 1864 01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:20,449 What the hell is going on now? Goddamn it! 1865 01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:25,829 - Chris: Oh, Jesus! - Abbie: Fucking sick. 1866 01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:28,536 Mason: Happy Thanksgiving! 1867 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,297 Kai: This is it. 1868 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,261 This is the moment. 1869 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:43,804 No more talking. 1870 01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:46,554 It's over. 1871 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:50,605 It's over. 1872 01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:55,527 I'm gonna kill him. 1873 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,526 (sobbing) That is not what I meant. 1874 01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:04,450 We have to do this. We have to do this. 1875 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:05,827 Look at me. Look at me. 1876 01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:07,156 - He will destroy us. - (sobs) 1877 01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:09,864 If we don't do this, 1878 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,125 we have no chance at a life. We have to do this. 1879 01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:13,751 - No, no, no. - Yes, we do. 1880 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:15,544 Yes, we do. 1881 01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:20,588 Can you stop crying and tell me what you're thinking, please? 1882 01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:22,211 Kai: I just... 1883 01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:25,050 I'm thinking, I never thought I would have to convince 1884 01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:26,806 my husband not to kill anyone. 1885 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,808 We have to, okay. We have no choice. 1886 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,344 We will go to prison. 1887 01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:33,062 And our little girl will be left alone 1888 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,897 - and abandoned. - Chris... 1889 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:38,606 you cannot murder that man! What, are you gonna kill Peter, too? 1890 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:40,361 And just bury them in the backyard? 1891 01:17:40,614 --> 01:17:42,571 Just gonna have dead bodies in my back yard? 1892 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,026 No! I will... I will shoot them here and I'll... 1893 01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:50,326 I'll move the bodies somewhere, I don't know! 1894 01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,380 Listen to what you just said. 1895 01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:04,888 Chris... 1896 01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,422 remember when you told me 1897 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,887 that we cannot let them change who we are. 1898 01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:14,179 Remember that bullshit? It's that bullshit you told me? 1899 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:16,689 We can do this. 1900 01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:19,442 We can get through this together. 1901 01:18:20,487 --> 01:18:21,819 We'll just release them 1902 01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:25,527 and suffer whatever consequences we gotta suffer through. 1903 01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:29,319 But we can do it together. And we'll be okay. 1904 01:18:30,331 --> 01:18:32,414 Okay? We'll be... We'll be okay. 1905 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,249 - We'll just do it. - I love you so much. 1906 01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:36,876 I love you, too. 1907 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,501 That blood tastes nasty. 1908 01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:43,625 It's really nasty. 1909 01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:46,757 - But I still love you. - I love you so fucking much. 1910 01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:50,424 - Alice: Fuck you! Fuck you! - Hank: Alice! 1911 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,472 - Fucking monster! - Hank: Alice! 1912 01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:55,683 - I don't know. - Alice: You piece of shit! 1913 01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:57,542 - Chris: Whoa, what? - You stupid motherfucker! 1914 01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,398 - Chris: Alice! - Fuck you! You piece of shit! 1915 01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:02,398 - Chris: Hey. No! What are you doing? - Fuck you! 1916 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,275 - Jesus Christ. - I've had it with this guy! 1917 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,572 You can't say that shit! 1918 01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,608 - What happened? What did he say? - Alice: Fucking pig! 1919 01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:11,945 Chris: What did he say? 1920 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,742 He said he's gonna go after the kids. 1921 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,666 Did you say that about our kids? 1922 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:28,576 Why would you say that about our kids? 1923 01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:29,681 Are you kidding me? 1924 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,299 Look at my face! 1925 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:35,722 Look at what you did to me! 1926 01:19:38,065 --> 01:19:40,148 If I get out of here alive, I'm coming after you 1927 01:19:40,317 --> 01:19:41,603 and everyone you care for. 1928 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:44,779 I promise. 1929 01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,823 That will be my mission in life 1930 01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:51,447 and I'm telling you right now, so you're not confused... 1931 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,783 when your life turns into total shit. 1932 01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:56,833 Kai: Fuck it. 1933 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,215 Pat: Whoa, whoa. 1934 01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:05,735 Eleanor: Christopher, don't do that! 1935 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:06,920 Chris: Everyone calm down. 1936 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:08,627 - You won't do it. - Peter: Chris... 1937 01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:11,088 Chris, put the gun down, now. 1938 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:13,034 Eleanor: Don't do it, Chris. 1939 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,658 Why did you say that about the kids, man? 1940 01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:16,309 Because fuck your kids. 1941 01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:19,513 Just do it, baby. 1942 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,355 Do it. Do it. 1943 01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:23,392 Peter: Chris... 1944 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,605 put the gun down, now. 1945 01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:28,446 - Shoot him, Chris. - Just do it, baby! Kill him! 1946 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:31,136 - Mason: Come on! Grow some balls! - You shouldn't have come here. 1947 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,152 - Pat: Do it! - Hank: Do it, son. 1948 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:35,077 He can't do it. Accept it. 1949 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,744 - Mason, what are you doing? - Shut up, you fucking traitor! 1950 01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:40,833 You should not have come here, to my house, dude. 1951 01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:43,332 - You shouldn't have come here. - Kai: Do it! 1952 01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:45,749 - Peter: Put the gun down, now. - Alice: Fucking do it. 1953 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:47,332 - Kai: Do it! - Stop listening to him. 1954 01:20:47,885 --> 01:20:49,592 - I'm gonna do it. - Peter: Mason, stop! 1955 01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:51,882 - Come on already! - (screams) 1956 01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:54,930 Do it! (screaming) 1957 01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:56,011 Close your eyes! 1958 01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,427 - Close your fucking eyes everyone! - Clark: Hey! 1959 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,182 - Here it comes. - Chris! 1960 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:04,442 Stop! 1961 01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:06,859 Stop! Turn the news on! 1962 01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:13,073 What the fuck is going on in here? 1963 01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:16,737 - Dad, turn on the news. - Clark: Who are these guys? 1964 01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:19,368 Chris: Hit "guide." 1965 01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:23,080 - Hit "guide!" - Yeah, I got it. 1966 01:21:23,253 --> 01:21:24,414 Chris: All right, "guide." 1967 01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:27,901 Jason: Details are still trickling in, 1968 01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:29,917 but we do have confirmation from the White House 1969 01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:33,173 that the president has stepped down effective immediately. 1970 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,451 We asked if there was going to be a farewell address 1971 01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:38,637 or statement of some kind, and we were told no, 1972 01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:39,811 not at this time. 1973 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,109 We do know that the president and the First Lady 1974 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,751 are already currently traveling to their home in South Carolina. 1975 01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:47,525 As far as other specifics go, we don't have much, 1976 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:50,191 but we do know is that the president has stepped down, 1977 01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:53,406 and that Vice President Hogan is now President Hogan. 1978 01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:56,067 Now we take you live to the White House 1979 01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:57,702 where President Hogan addresses 1980 01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,453 the country for the very first time. 1981 01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,247 My fellow Americans, 1982 01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:12,751 At approximately seven o'clock this evening... 1983 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:16,721 the president informed me that he would be stepping down. 1984 01:22:18,225 --> 01:22:19,386 Effective immediately. 1985 01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:22,260 Now, he assured me that he would be 1986 01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:24,350 addressing the nation in the coming days 1987 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,604 and I will let him 1988 01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:30,902 discuss the reasons why for his departure. 1989 01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:34,398 But I assure you this... 1990 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:36,573 as your acting president... 1991 01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:41,954 I will do everything I can to restore peace and calm to our nation. 1992 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,745 Now, the former president and I... 1993 01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:46,664 agreed on many things in the past... 1994 01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:49,837 but over the last few months we began to diverge 1995 01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:53,125 on issues that I felt fundamental 1996 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,760 to the health of our republic. 1997 01:22:58,432 --> 01:22:59,513 With that being said... 1998 01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:03,510 reserves and all National Guard will be withdrawing 1999 01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:06,771 from all major cities as soon as possible. 2000 01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,433 I'm also suspending temporarily... 2001 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,527 registration of the Patriot's Oath 2002 01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:16,190 and all operations and investigations 2003 01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:18,949 currently undertaken by the CPU. 2004 01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:23,988 Now is not the time for division. 2005 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:26,541 We must come together. 2006 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:28,910 So I thank you... 2007 01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,544 and God bless you... 2008 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,002 and God bless the United States ofAmerica. 2009 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:37,718 Jason: A stunning development. 2010 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:39,573 Certainly one that we knew was possible, 2011 01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:41,385 but didn't see coming at this moment. 2012 01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,100 We are gonna be bringing in Keith Baiers 2013 01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:46,056 on this historic night, and we're gonna hear 2014 01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,017 from Glenn Baker and Amy Moses. 2015 01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:49,931 But right now we are going to go live 2016 01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:52,521 to our very own Paul Bakeman, who is at the White House... 2017 01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:53,985 - Kai: Baby, what... - (screaming) 2018 01:23:57,699 --> 01:23:58,699 (Pat sighs) 2019 01:24:00,118 --> 01:24:01,484 How you feeling, Peter? 2020 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:03,663 Hard to say 2021 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:06,538 'cause I'm definitely in shock at the moment. But... 2022 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,581 - I actually don't feel a... - Chris: Oh, easy on the bumps. 2023 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,130 ...tremendous amount of pain, no. 2024 01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:15,540 You got a good attitude, man. 2025 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:18,071 Chris: Pat, you gotta watch those speed bumps, dude. 2026 01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:19,552 I mean, what do you want me to do? 2027 01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:20,638 Just, just... 2028 01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:23,224 Mason. 2029 01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:27,404 (exhales) Mason, I'm gonna talk for a second. 2030 01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:30,225 I don't need you to say anything, but I need you to hear me, okay? 2031 01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:32,853 I would give everything I have... 2032 01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:35,935 to erase what happened today... 2033 01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,275 but I can't. 2034 01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:40,364 And you and I, Mason... 2035 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,325 we have different... (grunts) 2036 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:46,997 ...different ideas of how this country should work. 2037 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,532 - Pat, watch the speed bumps. - I don't know what that means. 2038 01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:52,293 - Like, watch them, how? - Don't take them so fast, please. 2039 01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:54,203 I'm not taking them fast, I'm under five. 2040 01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:55,713 Can you pull around? 2041 01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:58,420 No, they take up the entire width of the road! 2042 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:00,469 Mason... 2043 01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:03,011 I think we can go our separate ways... 2044 01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:04,932 and go back to our lives 2045 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:06,500 and never run into each other again. 2046 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,267 What do you think about that, Mason? 2047 01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:11,679 Mason, can we do that? 2048 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,080 Do I have to worry about this fucking maniac 2049 01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:19,357 coming after me and my family for the rest of my life? 2050 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:21,490 I don't think so. 2051 01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:25,805 We shouldn't have been at your house in the first place. 2052 01:25:25,829 --> 01:25:27,741 - Yeah. - Peter: He was suspended. 2053 01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,747 - What? - Peter: A few months back, 2054 01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:35,999 he hit a suspect so hard, he busted his ear drum. 2055 01:25:37,758 --> 01:25:39,124 He's got anger issues. 2056 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:42,510 That's why he was thrown off the police force. 2057 01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:45,675 And fired from Steamfield Mall security. 2058 01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:48,094 Wait, Mason... 2059 01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:51,435 - are you a mall security guard? - Jesus. 2060 01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:53,958 I thought he was like, special forces, 2061 01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:55,564 one of the guys that killed Bin Laden. 2062 01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:57,896 He's fucking Paul Blart? (scoffs) 2063 01:25:58,737 --> 01:25:59,853 You need help. 2064 01:26:00,572 --> 01:26:01,779 Mason. Get help. 2065 01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:03,948 Go see doctors! 2066 01:26:05,911 --> 01:26:07,447 Fuckin' Jesus Christ. 2067 01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:09,780 Peter, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you got... 2068 01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:12,539 hit and I'm sorry you got shot. 2069 01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:14,496 And you know what, I'm sorry for everything. 2070 01:26:16,046 --> 01:26:17,207 Peter: I'll be okay. 2071 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:20,131 Everyone will be okay. 2072 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,588 I'm so cold. 2073 01:26:23,887 --> 01:26:25,753 Oh, I got the A/C on, sorry. 2074 01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:27,968 Chris: Pat turn it off, please? 2075 01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:34,478 Chris: Unlock the door. 2076 01:26:40,070 --> 01:26:41,652 (talking indistinctly) 2077 01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:43,779 Careful, careful, careful. Pat, help him up. 2078 01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:46,820 (police radio chatter) 2079 01:26:50,122 --> 01:26:52,034 Chris: Careful, careful. Easy, easy, easy. 2080 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,577 (Peter groans) 2081 01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:56,743 - You good? - (groans) 2082 01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:06,670 (police siren blaring) 2083 01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:12,383 All right. Can you put it back in? 2084 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:13,597 Yeah. 2085 01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:15,685 Mason: Thank you. 2086 01:27:19,526 --> 01:27:20,858 You have a lovely family. 2087 01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:22,394 Chris: Thank you. 2088 01:27:23,947 --> 01:27:25,404 All right, let's go. 2089 01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:28,569 Do you wanna know who it was? 2090 01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:38,794 Nah. 2091 01:27:42,966 --> 01:27:44,923 (police radio chatter) 2092 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:52,302 (Peter groans) 2093 01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,186 (rattling) 2094 01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:26,923 (instrumental music plays) 163367