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You know, they put up stop
signs for a reason...Ioser.
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Great.
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Mr. Lucky strikes again.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, Dad.
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Ow.
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You know, someone should
tell that guy...
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that stop signs
are put there for a reason.
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How's the car?
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It's a mess,
like my head.
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I was actually seeing
double for a while.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Let's hope
he has insurance.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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You know,
his fault, my fault...
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o-o-our coverage
will handle it.
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I haven't paid the
premium in 3 months.
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What?
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Gabe, what are
we going to do?
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The house
needs repairs...
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Linda needs braces...
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the baby needs
everything.
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Maybe you should
talk to Dobkin again.
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I did.
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He gave the promotion
to Murphy.
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Why?
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Why?! Because Dobkin's
a nitwit, that's why.
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He screws up
appointment dates...
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and then when he gets
them right, you know...
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he tells people
I can be there...
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2 hours before
I actually can get there...
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so they get mad,
they call and complain...
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and--and I'm the fall guy.
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Doesn't Murphy have
the same supervisor?
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Yes, but he's better
at kissing butt than I am.
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I love you, but
for the kids' sake...
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-Nancy--
-I can't keep going like this.
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Things are gonna
get better. I promise.
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Gabe, I hope
you're right.
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William Shakespeare
once wrote...
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that the fault lies
not in our stars...
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but in ourselves.
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However, Gabe O'Brien...
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a man who just can't
get a break...
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is about to learn...
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the fault may actually
lie somewhere else.
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Hey, what the hell
are you doin'?!
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Hey, buddy,
I'm talkin' to you!
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Who, me?
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Who else?
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No, that's impossible.
You can't see me.
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You're imagining things.
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I'm imagining nothing.
You're killin' my lawn!
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Oh, I get it.
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When you hit your head
in the car accident...
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it must have given you
some kind of second sight.
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How do you know
about the car accident?
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Oh, more questions.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Dinner's ready.
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Yeah, hon, in a minute...
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when I'm done dealin'
with this guy.
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What guy?
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She didn't see you?
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Of course
she didn't see me.
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Nobody's supposed to see me,
including you.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Look, you...
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I want to know
what's going on here.
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No, you don't.
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Besides, I don't
have time to explain.
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I'm on a very busy schedule,
and I'm already running late.
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Hey, be smart.
Forget you ever saw me.
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You're traveling
to another dimension.
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A dimension not only
of sight and sound...
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but of mind.
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A journey
into a wondrous land...
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whose boundaries are only
that of the imagination.
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You're entering...
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I mean, this guy,
he just kills my lawn...
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and then walks away like
he's doing me a favor.
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Wasted his time
is more like it...
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As if your grass
needs any help dying.
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Yeah, but why'd
he pick my house?!
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You know,
I gotta tell you, man...
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sometimes I feel
like I'm jinxed.
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Oh, no, you're not jinxed.
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You're more like,
uh, you know, uh...
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a failure.
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Well, I never
thought of it like that.
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Hey, you're still
doin' better than me.
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Yeah.
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Well, if things don't
get better fast...
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it's gonna cost me
my marriage.
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You know my solution.
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I'm not a criminal.
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Me either.
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Look, all you have to do is
leave your truck unlocked...
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and go about your business.
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I'll do the rest.
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You know, just take a couple
of choice items to sell...
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Iike a TV here,
a sound system there.
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Yeah, ohh.
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That would be stealing.
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What, from
King Electronics?
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The company that
has done nothing...
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but abuse you
from day one?
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No, that's not stealing,
that's payback.
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And besides,
they have insurance...
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and you are desperate.
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So what do you say?
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I say shut up
and drink your beer.
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I expected you to be here
2 hours ago.
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Uh, sorry. I had
a big delivery downtown.
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Well, it would
have been nice...
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if someone
had called and told me.
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I suppose they also didn't
call and tell you...
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that a lot of your equipment's
on back order, huh?
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Perfect.
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All right.
Unpack this stuff.
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I'll be on a conference call
in the study.
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You again!
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What? You can still see me?
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No, this is unacceptable.
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Hey, are you
following me around?
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I'm not answering
any more questions.
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Hey, hey, look, you--
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Are you crazy?!
I'm on a tight schedule.
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Get outta my way!
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I'm already running
3 minutes late...
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and this guy
wants to play games.
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Yeah, but you--
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Aah!
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If anyone asks...
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I was never here.
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I didn't do it.
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No, really.
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I-l-it was the other guy.
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He's suing us?
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But I didn't break
Fischer's vase.
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Who's Fischer?
I'm talking about Sloan.
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Sloan? Who's Sloan?
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The one whose car you hit...
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the one who's claiming
he has a neck injury.
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What vase?
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Ohh. It's the guy
in the jumpsuit.
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He is behind all of this!
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What guy?
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OK. What I'm about to tell you
sounds kinda crazy...
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but when I get done, don't
tell me it sounds crazy...
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'cause I already know,
but there's...
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There's this strange little
guy in this orange jumpsuit...
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who--who's been
following me around...
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and he--and he seems intent
on screwin' up my life.
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Don't--don't cry.
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What?
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I've tried
to be supportive.
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I've been waiting
for you...
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to quit blaming
everyone else...
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and take responsibility
for your life...
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but instead, what do I get?
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Strange men in jumpsuits.
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Orange jumpsuits.
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Gabe, stop!
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I've talked
to my parents.
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They're taking me and
the kids in for a while.
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You're leaving me?
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Gabe, I love you...
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but I have no choice.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, baby.
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Well, things can change.
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I can change.
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I--I can.
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I will.
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Hello?
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Y-you're kidding!
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But I didn't do it!
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There was this guy in
this orange jumpsuit.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Now what?
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That was my boss.
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Uh, Fischer called
to complain...
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about the broken vase...
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and, um, the company's
gonna reimburse him for it.
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Don't tell me.
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Out of your paycheck?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So all I have to do
is park the van...
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and walk away, right?
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Cookies and milk.
Couldn't be simpler.
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And you know where you're
going to sell this stuff?
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Oh, I know a guy
who knows a guy.
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Luke, if I'm gonna do this...
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there can't be
any screw-ups.
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It's a piece of cake.
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Yeah. Piece of cake,
cookies and milk.
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Something tells me I'm gonna
end up on bread and water.
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Gabey, Gabey, Gabey...
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my hand to God's,
it is a sure thing.
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Yeah, well, it better be.
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Otherwise, I say good-bye
to Nancy and the kids.
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Oh, that'd be a shame.
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I rea--
I really like Nancy.
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OK, here's what
we're gonna do:
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All right, I'm workin'
late shift tomorrow.
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Oh, ohh, oh!
We'll do it at Fischer's.
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Broken vase Fischer?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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They're makin' me
go apologize to him...
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when I'm taking him
the rest of the stuff.
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While I'm inside
unloading his order...
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you be outside
loadin' up your van.
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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You can set these up.
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Uh, uh, yes, sir.
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Uh, it's gonna take me
a couple hours, though.
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And it's a freebie...
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for all the trouble
you caused me.
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Yes, sir.
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00:10:35,484 --> 00:10:36,508
Now get started.
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00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,268
What?
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00:10:52,268 --> 00:10:53,963
What does
a hernia feel like?
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I don't know.
226
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I'm gonna need
your help.
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No, no, no.
That's not part of our deal.
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This stuff
weighs a ton.
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Luke!
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There he is.
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00:11:09,852 --> 00:11:10,920
That's the guy!
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Shh, shh, shh.
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No, no, no, no.
Just take a look.
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That's the guy I've been
tellin' you about.
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Gabe, buddy, there's
no one there.
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Are my tires low?
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OK, just, uh,
just go open some boxes.
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I'll be right back.
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Huh?
240
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-Hey!
-Ow!
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Gotcha!
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What are
you doing out here?!
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You're supposed
to be inside!
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This is so wrong.
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I'm supposed to be across
town in 15 minutes.
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Yeah, well, I'm guessin'
you're not gonna make it.
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"Not make it"?
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That's inconceivable.
249
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My--my not making it
suggests consequences...
250
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too alarming to consider!
251
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,005
Yeah, well, then you better
start talking fast!
252
00:12:03,005 --> 00:12:04,306
There's nothing
to talk about!
253
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,308
You're gonna
finish the robbery...
254
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,077
you and Luke will get caught
by the cops and go to jail...
255
00:12:08,077 --> 00:12:09,145
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
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00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,179
Why?
257
00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:11,544
Because that's how
it's been written!
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00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,251
"Written"? By who?
259
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,385
By the writer.
260
00:12:16,385 --> 00:12:18,554
"Writer"? What writer?!
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The one who writes
your life, who else?
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OK, you want
to make your schedule?
263
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,460
First, you take me
to meet this person.
264
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,620
All right, all right.
265
00:12:30,599 --> 00:12:32,965
Now what?
There's nothin' here.
266
00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:35,838
Ow! God!
267
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,827
Look closer.
268
00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:58,494
This is it.
269
00:12:58,494 --> 00:12:59,595
Headquarters.
270
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:01,197
Is, uh...
271
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,032
God in there?
272
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,800
God? No.
273
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,131
God works out of his home.
274
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,841
I'm starting to think that
this is a little much for you.
275
00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:14,243
No, no, I'm ready.
276
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:15,244
Let's go.
277
00:13:15,244 --> 00:13:16,779
Whoa, whoa. Not me, pal.
278
00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:18,881
You're not coming?
279
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,249
I told you
I have things to do!
280
00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:21,951
All right, fine!
281
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:24,086
Just tell me
how I find my writer.
282
00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:25,747
Room 2173.
283
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,058
Ask for Roxanne.
284
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,059
Roxanne.
285
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,561
Yeah, very creative,
tells a good story.
286
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,063
Yeah?
287
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,690
Well, you don't
have to live it.
288
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,070
Boy, am I gonna
get yelled at.
289
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,038
Applications for openings...
290
00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:47,338
in the Department of
Retribution now being accepted.
291
00:13:49,378 --> 00:13:50,746
Will Frank Wilson...
292
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,214
2173.
293
00:13:52,214 --> 00:13:55,117
...office of Supervised
Plot Twists.
294
00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:57,620
Frank Wilson, please call...
295
00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,554
Hey! Hold that elevator!
296
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,128
So I got the wife cleaning
out the bank account...
297
00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:07,496
and then heading
to the Bahamas...
298
00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:08,964
all told about 300 grand.
299
00:14:08,964 --> 00:14:10,833
Hmm. Isn't that
what he made...
300
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,268
on that stock swindle
last year?
301
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,003
Yeah, well,
my supervisor says...
302
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:15,300
I don't use enough irony.
303
00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:22,244
Hey, did you hear about...
304
00:14:22,244 --> 00:14:23,746
the Lisa Tompkins-Barry Lewis
story line?
305
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:25,381
Oh, those two are finally
getting together?
306
00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:26,582
Yeah. Well, I figure...
307
00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:27,883
they're going to miss
the same bus.
308
00:14:27,883 --> 00:14:29,618
Oh, no. Not another
chance meeting.
309
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,920
What? It's romantic.
310
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,721
Oh, come on, Lou.
We're not Coincidence.
311
00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:33,710
We're Fate.
312
00:14:39,728 --> 00:14:42,665
Uh, excuse me,
are you Roxanne?
313
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:43,999
Gabe O'Brien.
314
00:14:43,999 --> 00:14:47,469
Gabe O'Brien,
Gabe O'Brien...
315
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,537
Gabe O'Brien.
316
00:14:48,537 --> 00:14:50,072
Gabe O'Bri--
you can't be here!
317
00:14:50,072 --> 00:14:51,840
Yeah, we need to talk.
318
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,975
Ta--
319
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,009
You can't talk to me.
320
00:14:54,009 --> 00:14:55,077
That's against company policy.
321
00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:56,712
Yeah, well,
screw company policy!
322
00:14:56,712 --> 00:14:59,014
Uh, look, Mr. O'Brien...
323
00:14:59,014 --> 00:15:00,683
this is highly irregular.
324
00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:03,085
I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave, immediately.
325
00:15:03,085 --> 00:15:05,020
Plus, I have way
too much work to do.
326
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,022
Yeah, well, that's what I'm
here to talk about: your work.
327
00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:09,391
You're the one
that writes my life, right?
328
00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:12,561
Yeah, yours
and 5,999 others...
329
00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:13,862
and if I don't have a
rough draft...
330
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:15,130
of tomorrow
done by midnight...
331
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,899
there's gonna be
a lot of people...
332
00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:18,667
with nothing to do,
including you.
333
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,536
Wait a minute.
334
00:15:20,536 --> 00:15:21,870
Aren't you supposed
to be in the middle...
335
00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:24,607
of some hijack scheme?
336
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:26,108
Yeah, well, it's a
slight change of plan.
337
00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:27,276
No, no, no.
338
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:28,877
No, see, I got it all
laid out right here.
339
00:15:28,877 --> 00:15:31,213
You gotta get back to
Mr. Fischer's house.
340
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:32,414
Yeah, well,
it's not gonna happen.
341
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:33,816
But you have to...
342
00:15:33,816 --> 00:15:35,250
otherwise I'm gonna
have to rewrite...
343
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,986
the entire scene.
344
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,754
Look, l--hey.
345
00:15:38,754 --> 00:15:41,056
I've got a freeway chase
in here...
346
00:15:41,056 --> 00:15:43,592
and--and
your tires go flat...
347
00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:45,160
and you're ridin' on rims...
348
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,629
and sparks are flyin' out.
349
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,297
Ha ha ha.
That sounds pretty exciting!
350
00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:50,366
It is. I mean,
well, it will be, but--
351
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,668
But I'm not
gonna do it, OK?
352
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:54,870
I'm no longer gonna be--be--
be part of this crummy life...
353
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,238
you're writin' for me.
354
00:15:56,238 --> 00:15:59,274
Wh-whoa. You're not
blaming me, are you?
355
00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:02,478
You wrote it, you live it.
356
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:06,315
Yeah, well, see,
I write the day-to-day...
357
00:16:06,315 --> 00:16:07,783
week-to-week stuff,
you know?
358
00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:09,485
Trips to the mall,
fights with friends--
359
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,486
Car accidents.
360
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,588
Well, hey.
You weren't hurt.
361
00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,256
Could have been a
lot worse, trust me.
362
00:16:14,256 --> 00:16:16,725
OK, I want to know who's
responsible for all this.
363
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,927
Upper management, of course.
364
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,062
They're the ones in charge...
365
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,397
of everyone's
long-term destinies...
366
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,798
including yours.
367
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:23,832
Look, Mr. O'Brien...
368
00:16:23,832 --> 00:16:26,101
I know it's not
a perfect system, OK...
369
00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:27,169
but we've been doing it
for quite a long time...
370
00:16:27,169 --> 00:16:28,570
since the beginning, actually...
371
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,406
and from what I hear, the
world is a pretty nice place.
372
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,474
So if you just
let me do my job...
373
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,410
I promise I'll take another
look at that hijack scene...
374
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,477
see if I can't come up...
375
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:36,612
with something
a little less crummy.
376
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:39,615
OK? Thank you.
377
00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:40,604
Pbbt.
378
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,821
Well, thanks, but no thanks.
379
00:16:45,821 --> 00:16:46,855
Starting now...
380
00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:49,625
I'm taking responsibility
for my own life.
381
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,193
Excuse me?
382
00:16:51,193 --> 00:16:54,363
Yeah. From now on,
I am runnin' my life.
383
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:56,899
I'm makin' my own decisions,
I'm takin' my own chances.
384
00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:57,900
Well...
385
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,169
You're talking about
improvisation.
386
00:17:00,169 --> 00:17:01,937
That is out of the question.
387
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,939
That is not company policy.
388
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,507
What are you doing?
389
00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:10,145
I am gonna sit here
until this gets resolved.
390
00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:13,649
Look, dude, there is
absolutely nothing...
391
00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:15,551
I can do about this, OK?
392
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,720
Company policy
is company policy.
393
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,679
Well, then you're gonna have
to put 6,000 lives on hold...
394
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:25,127
Roxanne.
395
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,695
OK.
396
00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:28,397
That's great.
397
00:17:28,397 --> 00:17:29,998
Now you've done it.
398
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:31,329
You forced my hand.
399
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,336
I'm calling upper management.
400
00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:36,305
Ooh. Bring it on.
401
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,841
Better be scared.
402
00:17:38,841 --> 00:17:41,143
The answer is no.
403
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,712
We cannot change
a long-standing policy...
404
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:46,682
just because of one
unhappy delivery fellow.
405
00:17:46,682 --> 00:17:48,183
Told you.
406
00:17:48,183 --> 00:17:49,518
Yeah, well, I can
make my life better.
407
00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:50,719
I know I can.
408
00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:53,956
It's not a question
of better, Mr. O'Brien.
409
00:17:53,956 --> 00:17:56,458
It's a question
of efficiency.
410
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,994
Years of testing and
research have shown...
411
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,163
quite conclusively...
412
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,999
that the world runs
more smoothly...
413
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,200
when people's lives...
414
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,070
are controlled
by a higher power.
415
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:10,939
Self-determination is
a losing proposition.
416
00:18:10,939 --> 00:18:15,544
Now, if you will excuse me,
I have a board meeting.
417
00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:18,080
No, no, wait!
I'm not done.
418
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,248
Yes, well,
get on with it, then.
419
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:21,283
Look, since I was
a little kid...
420
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:22,785
I was always told
that if you were smart...
421
00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:24,953
and you worked hard
that you'd get rewarded.
422
00:18:24,953 --> 00:18:27,022
But now I know
that's just a big lie.
423
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,391
My life is a mess.
And you know why?
424
00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:31,894
Because I'm a victim
of this stupid bureaucracy.
425
00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:33,228
I mean, you guys...
426
00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:34,930
write billions of
life stories a day.
427
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,765
That means someone's
gonna get shafted...
428
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:38,500
and if I'm the one
getting shafted...
429
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,769
at least I want to make sure
I'm doing the shafting.
430
00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:41,904
How am I doing?
431
00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:43,138
Bring it home.
432
00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:45,207
This is about justice,
Mr. Jennings.
433
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,508
It's about fairness.
434
00:18:46,508 --> 00:18:48,277
And if you don't want us
to believe in those terms...
435
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:50,279
you shouldn't have created
them in the first place.
436
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,214
I am a man, Mr. Jennings.
I am not a puppet.
437
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,283
And I think it's time
to cut the strings.
438
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:57,252
Look, look, Roxanne,
you'd only have to write...
439
00:18:57,252 --> 00:19:00,589
5,999 life stories,
huh? Heh heh heh!
440
00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:01,957
I mean, a couple
more jokers like me...
441
00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:04,159
you could actually
get a coffee break.
442
00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:06,862
Oh! Yeah, sir,
I actually--
443
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:09,387
I wouldn't mind
lightening my work load.
444
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:16,738
All right, Mr. O'Brien.
445
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,907
If this is the only way
to get you out of here...
446
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,238
Yeah, I'm gone.
447
00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:25,581
Wow. Couldn't have written
it better myself. Huh?
448
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,716
Oh, thanks, oh, thanks.
449
00:19:27,716 --> 00:19:30,018
Good luck, Gabe.
You're gonna need it.
450
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:31,987
Luke, for the third time,
these are the numbers.
451
00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:33,889
No way.
452
00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:35,157
Look, we can do this.
453
00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,625
We can change our lives.
454
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,160
We can make something
of ourselves.
455
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,761
Put the failure
behind us.
456
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,997
If we order direct
from the manufacturer...
457
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:44,466
and we work out of the
house to avoid overhead...
458
00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:45,934
we could undersell
my old boss by 30%.
459
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,071
-Heh heh!
-Yeah!
460
00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:50,439
What are you guys doing?
461
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,542
Taking control of our lives.
462
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,143
Man's turned into a dynamo.
463
00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:56,245
Yeah, yeah, hon...
464
00:19:56,245 --> 00:19:57,479
I'm starting
my own business.
465
00:19:57,479 --> 00:19:59,982
I am going to be a
success from now on.
466
00:19:59,982 --> 00:20:02,718
Yeah, me, too.
467
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:06,054
Hey, whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
468
00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:07,256
Why are you going
to your mother's?
469
00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:09,324
-You know...
-No, no.
470
00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:10,626
Well, put it down...
471
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,595
because you are not
going anywhere.
472
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:19,534
Honey, look, you've stayed with
me through all the bad times.
473
00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:20,769
I'm not going to
let you leave now...
474
00:20:20,769 --> 00:20:23,171
when things are
just about to get fun.
475
00:20:23,171 --> 00:20:24,539
You're serious, aren't you?
476
00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:26,675
Yes. No more moaning,
no more groaning...
477
00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,310
no more blaming
other people.
478
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:32,881
Nancy, I promise you,
we are gonna make it.
479
00:20:32,881 --> 00:20:34,850
You know something?
480
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:37,114
I believe you.
481
00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:43,458
OK. First thing tomorrow,
we sell the violin...
482
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:44,826
and we get that kid a piano.
483
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,462
Heh heh heh!
484
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:48,764
Shakespeare observed...
485
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:50,966
that all the world's
a stage...
486
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:53,802
its men and women
merely players.
487
00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:55,637
But Gabe O'Brien proved
that sometimes...
488
00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:56,972
you can grab the pen
from the poet...
489
00:20:56,972 --> 00:20:59,174
and write your own story.
490
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,768
A lesson learned
in the Twilight Zone.
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