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Martin.
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Martin!
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Martin!
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What?!
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What the hell
are you doing in there?
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What do you think I'm doing?
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Are you screwing around
with that damn computer again?
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I'm trying to fix the light!
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Martin!
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Great!
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What was that?
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Nothing, darling.
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Just finishing up some work.
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Well, hurry up, 'cause
the garbage goes out tonight...
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and the kids are hungry.
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Yes, dear.
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And that toilet that you fixed
won't flush again.
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Yes, darling.
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Life getting you down?
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Why don't you just share?!
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Need a change of pace?
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What the hell is this, now?
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Try Future Trade--
we trade futures.
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Jerks. Everybody's
trying to sell something.
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Martin, I need you
out here right now!
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Martin!
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I'm coming!
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Isn't it time
you tried Future Trade?
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That is enough!
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I've had it!
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Martin Donnor
doesn't realize it yet...
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but he's just been offered
the deal of a lifetime.
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All he has to do
is walk through a door...
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and into...
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the Twilight Zone.
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You're traveling
to another dimension.
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A dimension not only
of sight and sound...
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but of mind.
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A journey
into a wondrous land...
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whose boundaries are only
that of the imagination.
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You're entering...
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-Donnor.
Yeah.
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What time is it?
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Uh, it's 8:00, sir.
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It's 3 minutes after.
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Hey, do you think I got
to where I am today...
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by showing up
at 3 minutes after 8:00?
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Sorry, Skip.
I had car problems.
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I don't give a rat's ass
about your car, Donnor.
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Your hours of work
are 8:00 to 5:00.
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Not 3 minutes after.
Not 2 minutes after.
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OK.
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8:00...to 5:00.
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Right.
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You understand?
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Yes.
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Thanks.
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How you doing today?
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I'm fine, thanks.
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Just give us a try
at Future Trade.
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You'll be so glad
you contacted Future Trade.
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Welcome to Future Trade...
where your dreams come true.
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You'll be so glad
you contacted Future Trade.
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Thank you for calling
Future Trade.
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Through with that, sir?
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Thank you.
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May I help you?
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Yeah. I think I received
one of your internet ads...
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on my computer.
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Fill these out. Have a seat.
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Someone will be right with you.
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Thanks.
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Future Trade. May I help you?
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Yes. You heard about
our introductory offer?
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Look, the only reason I'm here
is that your ads...
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keep popping up
on my computer screen.
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Home or the office?
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Uh, both.
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Market research.
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Advertising ploy
is more like it.
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We don't need
advertising ploys, Mr. Donnor.
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Our product sells itself.
All we do is target...
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a very specific,
discerning consumer...
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who fits our client profile.
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Look, let's not waste
each other's time...
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right out of the gate.
You seem like a smart man.
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You middle management?
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Uh, sales, actually.
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What is that, 30 grand a year
and 3 weeks off?
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27.5 and 2 weeks off,
not consecutive.
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So you're a man
who deserves better...
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a lot better.
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So you weren't born
into the right zip code.
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So no one handed it to you
on a silver platter.
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Few of us can be Kennedys,
Mr. Donnor.
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For the rest of us,
there's Future Trade.
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I don't understand.
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Futures. We trade futures.
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What, like the stock market?
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No. People's futures.
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Mr. Gordon, I happen to be
a salesman myself, OK?
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I'm pretty good at it.
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And I've used 'em all,
seen it all before.
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Just give me the fine print, OK?
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That is the fine print.
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That's what we do.
We trade people's futures.
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Let me explain.
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Mr. Jones comes to us
with a problem.
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He's unhappy
with his lot in life...
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and he prefers,
let's say, Mr. Smith's life.
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So we contact Mr. Smith.
We lay out a prospectus.
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And if Mr. Smith likes
Mr. Jones' life...
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then we simply
broker the transaction.
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What transaction?
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Oh, Mr. Smith's future
becomes Mr. Jones'...
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and Mr. Jones' future
becomes Mr. Smith's. Ta-da.
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-And that's it?
-That's it.
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Of course, we do charge
a small commission.
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-Aha!
-Simply for handling the deal.
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I assure you
it's an equitable fee...
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for what we provide.
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Have I piqued your interest yet?
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You want a different life,
don't you?
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Who wouldn't in my position?
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My job sucks.
My wife hates me.
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Kids don't even know I'm alive.
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I understand.
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I mean,
I could've been somebody.
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You still can be. Come on.
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What if I wanted to be 6'5"
and built like a linebacker?
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Unfortunately,
that's not how it works.
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To yourself,
you'll look exactly the same.
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To everyone else, however,
you'll be a new man.
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Just think of it
like this, Martin.
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You're stepping into
another man's shoes.
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His life becomes yours.
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Your life becomes his.
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What other man?
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Well, we keep files on people...
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ordinary people like yourself,
looking for a change.
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Can I see these files?
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No. They're private
and confidential. I'm sorry.
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Well, how am I supposed
to choose?
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Well, that's what
the questionnaire is for.
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Think of it
like a dating service.
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You tell us what you want,
and we provide a match.
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Can I be rich?
Very, very rich?
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Oh, yeah.
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-Can I live in a big house?
-Sure.
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Can I have
a gorgeous wife, a 10...
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one who can cook and clean?
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What if it's not a good match?
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Hey, as long as you call
and cancel within 24 hours...
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there's no penalty.
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Then what?
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Well, after that we ask for
a two-year commitment...
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or we charge
a hefty cancellation fee.
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Oh. Another fee. I knew it.
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Only if you cancel.
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Hey, would you please activate
Mr. Donnor's file?
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-Thank you.
Yes, sir.
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Any other hidden fees
I should know about?
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Anything else?
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Uh, no.
Not that I can think of.
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Nothing?
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Um...nope.
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This is your prospectus...
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the confidentiality
agreement...
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any other pertinent information
you may need.
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Oh, and, uh...these.
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Keys? What for?
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House, car...boat.
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Boat?
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Mm-hmm.
What do you say, huh?
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Salesman to salesman?
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You want to trade your future,
Mr. Donnor?
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B-b-boat?
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Welcome aboard the good ship
Future Trade, Mr. Donnor.
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Hope you enjoy the ride.
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♪ Hey, Tinseltown,
I'm back in town ♪
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♪ I'm gonna do my thing ♪
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Whoo! Ha ha ha!
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Oh, yes.
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♪ I'm feeling strong,
I can't go wrong ♪
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♪ Tonight the joker's wild ♪
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♪ Poker, Gin, or 21 ♪
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♪ I'm playin' on this town,
yeah ♪
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♪ Deal me in, baby ♪
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♪ You got to deal me in ♪
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Sweet child of mine.
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Honey?
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I'm home.
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...
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when's Jack gonna let me
jump on that candlestick?
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Oh, my.
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You're stunning.
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You're beyond stunning.
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Are you feeling OK, honey?
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Hmm?
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Thank you, Future Trade.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Why don't you two
just get a room?
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That may be a good idea.
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Mmm...mmm.
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Wow.
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How was it?
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Uh...what?
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Your swim.
-Oh. Amazing.
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Yes? Really?
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Yeah, I always wanted
a swimming pool growing up.
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I thought you had one.
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I did. Uh...
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I just forgot how much
I loved swimming in it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Where's this newfound energy
coming from all of sudden?
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I don't know.
I feel like a new man.
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Yes, you are.
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Well, your timing is perfect...
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because I just finished
cooking you--
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Whoa, whoa, wait.
You actually cooked this?
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Your favorite meal.
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Papaya salad...
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grilled Chilean sea bass,
penne arrabbiata.
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That is my favorite meal.
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Well, to new things to come.
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I'm all for it.
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Whoo!
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Sir? Sir?
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The board's waiting.
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They've been here
since 8:00, sir.
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The board? Right. 8:00 A.M.
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Not 3 minutes after,
not 2 minutes after.
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Get me a vanilla latte with
chocolate sprinkles on top...
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and tell them
I'll be in there shortly.
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Judging by our quarterly
revenue projections...
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we're looking at
a 15% increase across the board.
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Increase.
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Sounds good.
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It's better than good, sir.
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The trustees
have just approved...
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a 3-for-1 stock split
next month...
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meaning your executive
bonus package will be...
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well over 7 figures this year.
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Oh, and did I mention
the S.E.C. just approved...
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your 300% salary increase?
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Look, I'm a salesman.
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I know every trick
in the book...
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and I know that this deal
is too good to be true.
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There's got to be
some kind of a catch.
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Most of our clients
have a hard time...
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believing their good fortune.
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I mean, what would possibly
possess a guy...
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to give up such a perfect life?
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Maybe he had enough.
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Enough of what? The money?
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The-the-the house?
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The gourmet food?
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Francesca? Come on!
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Our client's information
is private, just as yours is.
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What do you mean, mine?
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Look, the man
who stepped into your shoes...
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00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:14,118
doesn't know
any more about you...
264
00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:15,119
than you know about him.
265
00:14:15,119 --> 00:14:18,322
That's right.
266
00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:20,958
Somebody's
living my life right now.
267
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,827
With Carroll.
268
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,328
If you're having
buyer's remorse, Martin...
269
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:26,130
you can always
cancel the trade...
270
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:28,899
as long as it's within
the first 24 hours...
271
00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:30,201
which would make
your introductory offer...
272
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,336
expire at...8:00 tonight.
273
00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:33,928
Sharp.
274
00:15:00,998 --> 00:15:02,659
OK, you're giving me a headache.
275
00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:08,005
-Keep it down!
-No! Stop!
276
00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:10,141
OK, that's enough!
277
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:12,943
Honey, is that you?
I'm in here!
278
00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:15,179
-That hurts!
-No, it's mine!
279
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:17,114
Settle down, you guys.
280
00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:19,750
-Hi, honey.
-Hi. How was your day?
281
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,352
Oh, it was great.
282
00:15:21,352 --> 00:15:23,254
OK, sit down. That's enough.
283
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:25,189
No more of the gun. Sit down.
284
00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:27,057
Why don't you color
with your brother, OK?
285
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:30,151
Honey, no. Give me that.
Thank you.
286
00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:33,631
C'est la vie.
287
00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:37,668
-No!
-OK, stop it! That's it!
288
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,970
See you in a few years, dear.
289
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:42,939
Then again, maybe I won't.
290
00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:26,150
Francesca?
291
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:29,787
Honey? Where are you?
292
00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:32,223
Well...hi, darling.
293
00:16:32,223 --> 00:16:34,091
You're home early.
294
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:36,560
-Am l?
-Mm-hmm.
295
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,429
And you left late this morning.
296
00:16:38,429 --> 00:16:41,999
Well, maybe I'm working
a little too hard.
297
00:16:41,999 --> 00:16:44,365
Maybe I need to take it
a little bit easier.
298
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,196
Are you feeling all right?
299
00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:50,507
Who's the guy in the S.U.V.?
300
00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:53,177
What guy?
301
00:16:53,177 --> 00:16:54,745
The good-looking one.
302
00:16:54,745 --> 00:16:56,542
The one that nearly became
a hood ornament?
303
00:16:57,815 --> 00:17:00,017
Oh. That's Eduardo.
304
00:17:00,017 --> 00:17:01,619
You weren't supposed
to see him.
305
00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:04,121
Obviously.
306
00:17:04,121 --> 00:17:07,091
Don't tell me you're jealous?
307
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,260
So, who is this guy?
308
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,762
He is nobody.
Just a delivery guy.
309
00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:14,131
A delivery guy
who likes to drink wine.
310
00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:16,800
Oh, darn it. It was supposed
to be a surprise.
311
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,204
Well...I'm surprised.
312
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:23,073
And a little jealous?
313
00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:25,709
OK. A little jealous.
314
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:27,540
We were celebrating.
315
00:17:28,979 --> 00:17:30,881
Really.
316
00:17:30,881 --> 00:17:32,650
Celebrating what?
317
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:35,352
Celebrating
the end of my search.
318
00:17:35,352 --> 00:17:38,055
You have no idea how long
I've been looking...
319
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:40,858
for this for you.
320
00:17:40,858 --> 00:17:42,849
Well, are you going to open it?
321
00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:56,640
18th Century. Bolivia.
322
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,310
Because you love traveling
to South America so much.
323
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:02,246
I had a collector
track it down for you.
324
00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:06,307
Wow...what can I say?
325
00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:09,119
Thank you.
326
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:10,882
You're welcome.
327
00:18:20,798 --> 00:18:22,700
Expecting someone?
328
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,292
Hmm? No.
329
00:18:25,502 --> 00:18:27,037
Feeling all right?
330
00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:30,097
I feel great.
331
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:34,712
Things are gonna be
a lot different...
332
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:36,304
around here from now on.
333
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:39,483
I can feel it.
334
00:18:39,483 --> 00:18:45,289
It's like I've woken up
from this deep slumber and...
335
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:49,919
realized all the things
that I've been missing.
336
00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:55,032
From now on...
337
00:18:55,032 --> 00:18:58,502
I am going to live the life...
338
00:18:58,502 --> 00:19:01,372
that I deserve.
339
00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:04,641
And I'm going
to have all the things...
340
00:19:04,641 --> 00:19:08,543
that have been denied me
so long.
341
00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:14,685
Really. I've never known you
to deny yourself of anything.
342
00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:18,280
Cars, houses...women.
343
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:24,121
Women?
What are you talking about?
344
00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:27,921
You're the only woman I need.
345
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:32,369
You've always had
a wicked sense of humor...
346
00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:34,064
haven't you? Hmm?
347
00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:39,209
I suddenly feel very dizzy.
348
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:41,011
Oh, that's OK.
That's the curare.
349
00:19:41,011 --> 00:19:42,876
What?
350
00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:45,816
Don't you remember?
351
00:19:45,816 --> 00:19:48,552
You're the first one
who told me about it.
352
00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:50,788
It's a powerful muscle relaxer.
353
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:54,024
See, you said the lndians
use it to hunt.
354
00:19:54,024 --> 00:19:58,688
They put some
on the tip of the arrows.
355
00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:03,867
See, what I didn't know
is that...
356
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:07,638
by mixing it with alcohol--
brandy, let's say--
357
00:20:07,638 --> 00:20:09,139
it doesn't leave any trace.
358
00:20:09,139 --> 00:20:11,442
Fascinating, isn't it?
359
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:14,244
Future Trade...
360
00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:16,914
I gotta...
361
00:20:16,914 --> 00:20:20,150
I gotta exercise my option.
362
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,953
I thought you had figured it out
a dozen times.
363
00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:25,945
You've been acting
so funny lately.
364
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:31,095
Then this afternoon,
coming home early...
365
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:34,264
running into Eduardo.
366
00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:36,425
I thought
you were smarter than that.
367
00:20:39,303 --> 00:20:40,571
Sorry, love.
368
00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:43,369
This is one deal
you can't talk yourself out of.
369
00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:21,245
Next time somebody offers you
a deal too good to be true...
370
00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:23,247
make sure
you read the fine print.
371
00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:25,983
Especially when that deal
is brokered...
372
00:21:25,983 --> 00:21:27,746
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