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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
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Do your candle, dude!
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OK.
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Come on, buddy.
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OK. You really got me, Joe.
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That's a good one.
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So, Charlie,
you doin' anything special...
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for your birthday tonight?
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Well, if you consider
doing laundry special.
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People! People, come on!
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Run. Save yourself.
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Come on. This is what happens
when I'm stuck in traffic?
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Sorry, Rick. Just, you know,
a little birthday thing.
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Totally spontaneous.
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Won't happen again.
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Are you done?
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What? You thought I forgot?
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Open it.
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It's not a bomb.
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I got him at a garage sale.
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Hit him on the head.
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You da man!
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Go on, hit him again.
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If you can't do it, nobody can.
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Yeah, just what I need.
A real kick in the pants.
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You're gonna need one today,
buddy.
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I want you to dig up...
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all the original
manufacturing manifests...
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from last April
to about September.
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I'm lookin' for
any mention of Ovatril.
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Six months of hard copies?
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I'll be forty
by the time I'm through.
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You find me what
I'm lookin' for by 3:00 today...
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we'll talk about a promotion.
Huh?
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Yeah, that's great, but by 3:00?
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I'd have to clone myself.
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Yeah, well, do what
you gotta do, OK, Charlie?
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Because if you let me down,
you're fired.
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Charlie Stickney has never had
quite enough confidence...
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to stand up for himself.
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But today is different.
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Today is a day of reckoning...
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a test of character,
a battle of wills...
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thanks to a very unusual toy...
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made in the Twilight Zone.
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I knew it. I should have
called in sick today.
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Today's the day!
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I need a little more motivation
than that.
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What you need
is an attitude adjustment.
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You think?
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I don't think, I know.
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And wipe that stupid smile
off your face.
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You are traveling
to another dimension--
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a dimension not only
of sight and sound...
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but of mind.
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A journey
into a wondrous land...
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whose boundaries are only
that of the imagination.
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You're entering...
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"Time to get up and at 'em
with a little help...
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"from the world's greatest
motivator.
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"Tap his head firmly,
and Mr. Motivation...
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will inspire you with dozens
of different affirmations."
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Good times are just ahead!
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Promises, promises.
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Stop whining, you loser.
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What you got there, Charlie?
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Oh, just this stupid gag gift.
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From Rick.
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God, he's such a jerk.
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Yeah, well,
I guess that's what happens...
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when your uncle is the C.F.O.
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I'm surprised you don't quit.
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You know, I've thought about it
once or twice--an hour.
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Actually, l--I sent out
some resumes once...
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and all I got back
were condolence cards.
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Well, it's nice to see...
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that Rick hasn't killed
your sense of humor.
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Mmm, it's on his "to do" list.
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Well, at least the benefits
here are pretty good.
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Actually, human resources
is taking a poll...
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to see if we should keep
our existing health coverage...
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or switch to a plan...
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which gives more coverage
to employees...
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but less for dependants.
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I kind of have a dependant.
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Oh.
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It's my dad.
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The benefit that we have now
covers his hospice care and--
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Well, look. Just put me down
for not wanting to switch.
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You know what? You're right.
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I'm voting
to keep the old plan, too.
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Listen...
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I've got to get something done
for Rick by 3:00...
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or I'm gonna be needing
some major medical coverage.
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I'll let you get back to work.
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Hey, nice buns!
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Did you just say "nice buns"?
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Did I say that out loud?
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Uh-huh.
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You know,
I was thinking of buns.
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-Oh.
-Nice...
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-cinnamon buns.
-I like cinnamon buns.
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Do you know a good place?
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Yeah, you know, actually,
there's this great place...
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over on Eighth Street...
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Well, then, maybe we should...
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go, like, tonight?
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Tonight works for me...
Charlie.
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I'll meet you here after work.
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He shoots, he scores!
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You know, it'll figure
that Rick would give me...
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Hey, hey, hey,
where's the gratitude? It's--
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You, my friend, are the one...
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who needs
an attitude adjustment.
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Is this all you've got?
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Are you trying
to get yourself fired?
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Look, I'm sorry, Rick.
It's just--
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It's been a little crazy
around here.
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My office. Now.
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Hopkins called an emergency
meeting at 3:00 today.
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Word is it's about Ovatril.
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What do you know about Ovatril?
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It's a birth-control pill.
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Let's say hypothetically...
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I come across
a shipment of Ovatril...
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that's been mismarked.
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Meaning, those units
will expire a whole year...
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before their pull date.
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Well, you're talkin'
a major recall.
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That's one option--
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a very costly option.
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But we all know that drugs
don't expire overnight.
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They simply lose their potency
over time.
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And birth control's
only 99% effective at best.
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So it's virtually impossible
to prove...
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Ovatril wasn't working.
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So, you covered up
those mismarked shipments...
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To avoid a recall.
Save the company tons of money.
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Hypothetically speaking.
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I knew you had a brain
in that skull, Charlie.
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What if someone finds out?
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Oh, no one's gonna find out.
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Because I'm gonna
change the dates...
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on that manifest
before Hopkins sees it.
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Rick, isn't that...
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-What?
-Well, you know...
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fraud?
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Charlie. Oh, Charlie.
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Don't think of it as fraud.
Think of it as an opportunity.
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You find me that manifest...
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and that promotion
starts next week.
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Go.
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Yes.
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Hell, I hope he comes through.
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Hello?
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Yes, Rick.
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No, I just got back
to the cubicle.
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Yeah, you'll be
the first to know.
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OK.
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Ass.
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Yeah, Rick?
Yeah, still workin' on it.
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Yes, Rick? Still workin' on it.
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OK.
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"No, don't think of it as fraud.
Think of it as an opportunity."
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Ovatril.
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Got it.
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You like being a doormat,
don't ya?
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You like the feel of Rick
wipin' his feet on ya.
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I must be on
Totally Hidden Video.
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All right.
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Mm-hmm. Hi.
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OK. Joke's over.
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Where's the camera?
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The only joke I see is you.
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It took me a little while,
but I figured it out.
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It's ventriloquism, right?
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Yeah, I'll call you back.
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Why are we talking
about ventriloquism?
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Look, I'm havin' a bad day.
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And the doll's
just makin' it worse.
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So let's cut the charade
and make it stop talking?
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-Dude, you are so trippin'--
-OK. Joe? Please.
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-Don't screw with me.
-No problem.
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If you want the doll
to stop talking...
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consider it done.
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Charlie, you da man.
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Yeah, Rick, can I talk to you
about this Ovatril situation?
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What's there to talk about?
Huh?
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Thanks to you,
there is no situation.
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See what happens
when you stay motivated?
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Kiss my ass!
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I love that guy.
I gotta buy one for myself.
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-Are you OK?
-Get--
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You know, what a pig sty
this is! You could've killed me!
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Rick, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be--
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You know, you can forget
about that promotion.
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This is impossible.
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You don't need motivation,
Chuck.
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You need a slap upside the head!
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What?
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Someone's gotta
take that bozo down...
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so either you do it, or I will.
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Charlie.
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-We still on for tonight?
-Absolutely.
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Just allergies.
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All right.
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Now, I wanna know
how you're doing this.
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Are you alive?
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Question is, Chuck,
are you alive?
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Not if you keep hurting my boss!
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Hurt him?
I was tryin' to break his neck!
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And don't tell me the thought...
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hasn't crossed
your sorry little brain.
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I can't believe this.
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Of all the dolls in the world,
I get the one that's possessed.
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Hey, I may be a doll...
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but I'm still more man
than you'll ever be.
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Charlie? Are you in there?
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Oh, you're busy.
I'll just hold it.
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So let me get this straight.
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I give you Linda,
and you give me the brush off?
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You did not give me Linda.
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You're fooling yourself, Chuck.
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Without me, it's just another
Girls Gone Wild night for you.
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Thirty years,
and nothing's changed.
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You're still the same sap...
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who forked over his lunch money
every day to Frankie Wilson.
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How did you know that?
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No big secret.
Everybody knows you're gutless.
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That's why you need me.
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No! I need my job.
That is what I need.
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You got it all wrong, Chuck.
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Your dad
doesn't want hospice care.
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He wants his son to be a man!
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Oh, yeah? Well, how 'bout this?
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Who da man now?
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You'll be sorry!
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Oh, you...
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Charlie! Get your butt in here.
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So you wanna be a big boy, huh?
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Is this a trick question?
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You realize if you take me on,
I'm not pulling any punches.
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Take you on?
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Don't play dumb with me!
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"ls your secret safe?"
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This is an adult diaper ad.
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A power play
I could maybe respect...
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But this pussy,
passive-aggressive crap?
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Just say it to my face.
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You have incriminating evidence,
and you're blackmailing me.
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I swear, Rick, it wasn't me.
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-lt was the doll.
-Just shut up!
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00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:09,102
You get the standard promotion
plus 10%. That's my final offer.
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But let's get
one thing straight, buddy.
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00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:14,745
Until you start
your promotion next week...
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00:15:14,779 --> 00:15:16,337
you still work for me.
260
00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:17,609
So you're gonna
go through every file...
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00:15:17,649 --> 00:15:19,640
in this building
if it takes you all night.
262
00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:21,083
I can't.
263
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:23,587
Oh, you can't? Or you won't?
264
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:26,522
I have plans tonight.
265
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,492
A date?
266
00:15:28,526 --> 00:15:30,721
You got a date? With who?
267
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:33,925
Linda. In human resources?
268
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,125
Well...
269
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:38,864
Linda, I need to see you.
270
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:41,133
No, Rick, please. Don't do this!
I'm not blackmailing you!
271
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,298
I'm blackmailing you, Charlie...
272
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,331
'cause if I'm goin' down,
I'm takin' you with me!
273
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,580
Is everything all right?
274
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:53,140
Go ahead. Tell her, Charlie.
275
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:58,286
"Hey, cutie. Charlie
can't make dinner tonight."
276
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,392
What's goin' on, Charlie?
277
00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:04,918
Oh, Linda, I hate to see you
get the short end of the stick.
278
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:08,797
Tell you what, you can have
dinner with me tonight.
279
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:12,530
Oh, thanks,
but I think I'd have more fun...
280
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,663
with the short end of a stick.
281
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:21,105
Hey. Don't forget
your little friend.
282
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:33,113
That's it?
The guy neuters you...
283
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,455
and you're just gonna
sit there and pout?
284
00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:36,460
-Shut up.
You know what?
285
00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:37,825
Throw me back
in the trash chute.
286
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,420
I don't even wanna be seen
with you!
287
00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,159
Shut up!
288
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:43,793
Your poor mom must be turnin'
over in her grave right now...
289
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:45,700
probably wishing
she'd used Ovatril.
290
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,967
Shut up!
291
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,166
Charlie?
292
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:54,706
Charlie, I don't know
what's going on...
293
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:55,872
between you and Rick, but--
294
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,381
Linda, could--
295
00:16:57,415 --> 00:17:02,546
Is it possible that we could
go out to dinner another night?
296
00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:06,250
Charlie, I've been waiting
months for you to ask me out.
297
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,191
It's your birthday,
for God's sake!
298
00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:10,126
Why don't you just tell Rick
to shove it?
299
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:12,527
I can't.
300
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:13,826
I'm sorry.
301
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,298
You're gonna have to stand up
to him sometime, Charlie.
302
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,441
Go ahead. Say it.
303
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,042
I know what you're thinkin'.
304
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:36,713
Same old Charlie...
305
00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:39,382
Same old gutless wonder.
306
00:17:43,027 --> 00:17:45,996
Oh.
Now you won't even talk to me.
307
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,415
All right,
where's that manifest?
308
00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:10,353
Bottom left drawer.
309
00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:11,980
Oh, I thought you gave up on me.
310
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:13,581
Hell knows I should have!
311
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,422
It's locked.
312
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:16,984
Under the desk pad.
313
00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:21,389
-Ah, bingo!
-Atta boy!
314
00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:26,395
Oh, my God.
He did change the dates.
315
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:28,064
Better scram.
Here comes trouble!
316
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,867
What the hell is goin' on?
317
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,707
Nothin'.
318
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,337
It's come to this, huh?
319
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,152
Wow, that looked like it hurt.
320
00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:44,586
Are you all right?
321
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,214
Let me give you a hand
with that.
322
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,361
-Gimme it.
-I'm tellin'.
323
00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:53,622
Don't be an idiot, Charlie.
We're in this thing together.
324
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,133
No, we're not.
You're the criminal, not me.
325
00:18:58,536 --> 00:18:59,730
Charlie, I swear to God...
326
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:00,999
I will make you regret this
for the rest of your life.
327
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,597
I don't care! You're not
gettin' away with this!
328
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,473
OK. Charlie...
329
00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:08,505
What the...
330
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:17,614
Thank you.
331
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,326
You're goin' down, Rick.
332
00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:36,172
I'm goin' straight upstairs
to that boardroom...
333
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:38,641
and I'm showin' Hopkins
what you did.
334
00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:40,701
I will destroy you, Charlie.
335
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:43,942
You understand me?
I will ruin you.
336
00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:47,909
Kiss my ass.
337
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,317
What did you just say to me?
338
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,884
I said kiss my ass.
339
00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:03,489
Kiss my ass!
Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass!
340
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,233
That's my boy, baby!
341
00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:14,835
That's my boy!
342
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:24,452
Nice work, kid.
Never a doubt in my mind.
343
00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:40,261
Way to go, man.
344
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,239
Hello, baby.
345
00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:53,873
Oh, gee, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
346
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:55,977
Carl, what the hell is this?
347
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,647
I've got a meeting
with Hopkins at 3:00...
348
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,021
And I need
all of these files itemized.
349
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,252
Now, if you can't do the job,
buddy...
350
00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:03,522
we're gonna find somebody
who can.
351
00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:06,223
I can. I can do it, sir.
352
00:21:13,971 --> 00:21:16,496
Oh, you...
353
00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:23,443
Yeah, Carl?
354
00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:26,348
Listen, forget what I said out
there. You're doin' a great job.
355
00:21:27,885 --> 00:21:29,045
OK.
356
00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:32,154
You da man!
357
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,090
No, you da man.
358
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,820
No, you da man!
359
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,657
All right, all right.
360
00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:40,129
Shut up. I'm tryin'
to get some work done.
361
00:21:41,532 --> 00:21:43,500
By listening
to that little voice...
362
00:21:43,534 --> 00:21:45,695
Charlie Stickney
won the battle of wills...
363
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,171
with his boss and with himself.
364
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:51,642
Another success story,
courtesy of...
365
00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:54,702
the Twilight Zone.
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