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Fuck !
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Hi, Amy
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Hey Amy, got any crystal?
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Fuck off
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Shit, who pissed in your Fruit Loops?
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Peanut, why don't you go passionately fuck yourself?
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Yuk, you're all sweaty.
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Whatcha lookin' for?
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My skull lighter.
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I swear, if it's missing, I'll slit my wrists.
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Now that would be a great loss to the human race.
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Sit and spin.
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That guy has the intelligence of a stool sample.
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He's OK.
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I think he's got brain damage.
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But he's OK.
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This place is so fucking boring I wish someone
would burn it to the ground.
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Let's just get the fuck out of here.
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Wanna go to Heaven?
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Go ahead and stick it inside.
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Jordan, put your dick in me.
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I'm tryin'...
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I'm sorry.
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I just...
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What?
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I'm afraid of catching AIDS.
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But we're both virgins.
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Where's the fuckin cigarettes?
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I dunno what it is, but...
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I feel really weird tonight
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Like something's gonna happen
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Me too.
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Do you love me?
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Yeah. Totally.
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Why?
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It's just...
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"I love you" can mean a lot of things, like
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"You'll do till someone
better comes along"
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"I can't describe how I really feel ..."
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"But I know I'm
supposed to say this"
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or "Shut up",
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"I'm watchin' TV"...
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Are you stoned?
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I think sometimes this city is sucking away my soul.
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Like yesterday I was
stuck in this humongous traffic jam
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on the 405 freeway
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and I just couldn't wait to get to the dead
bodies lying there on the bloody asphalt.
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All I cared
about was getting out and moving again...
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I know
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I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole.
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There just is no place for us in this world.
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Hey, get off my fucking car!
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Wake up, cocksucker!
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It's time to die.
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Yo, bitch, would you just go?!
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Get your fucking hands off my car!
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Goddamn motherfucker
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I swear, if there is one dent in the door
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one scratch in the paint...
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What the fuck're you talking about?
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This car is older
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than you and your jaibait boyfriend here
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combined
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I love this car.
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Oh my god, you're bleeding all over the upholstery!
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Jesus, don't potty in your panties about it.
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Jordan, he is bleeding all over my upholstery!
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It's OK Amy, he's cleanin' it up.
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You alright, man?
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Yeah. I'm totally into getting
the fuck beat out of me
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and slicin' up my own fuckin leg...
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You are really fuckin rude. Y'know that?
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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Oh... sorry
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It's cool.
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Go ahead
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Use it
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That is so gross.
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What's your name, anyway
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Xavier
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What?
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That's the stupidest fuckin name
I've ever heard.
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Is it cool if I just call you "X"?
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I can't really pronounce all that...
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Only if I get to call you "Nutlicker"
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If bullshit were music,
you'd be a big brass band
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What's with your lady here, Jordo?
Terminal PMS?
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- Fuck you.
- No. Fuck you
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Fuck you, you stinkin' kootch.
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Fuck you, you big wet bearded clam!
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Get out of my fucking car!
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C'mon, Amy. He didn't mean it.
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He's just jokin' around...
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Right X?
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Tell her...
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Yeah, Amy. Don't get your uterus
all tied in a knot.
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Listen, gism-breath.
I want you out of my fucking car
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right this fucking second.
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I'm not kidding, Scumfuck.
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Get. Lost.
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You're, uh...
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Giving me an erection.
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You're repugnant.
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Ok, Miss America. You win...
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Later, gator.
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Hey, what about my shirt?
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Thanks, X.
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My pleasure, Nutlicker.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey you don't have to decide immediately...
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Hey! You think about it
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Sleep on it, honey!...
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I swear, Amy
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You can be so harsh.
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I dunno,
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he seemed cool.
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Kinda strange maybe...
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He was an anus-face.
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What were we talkin' about the other day,
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About trying to be less
judgemental of people?...
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Fuck that.
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I'm starvin'.
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Stop at the next QuickieMart, 'K?
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Sure y'don't want anything?
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I'm speeding, remember?
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Hey. No smoking here
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Hey, hey, girlie...you pick up.
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Eat my fuck.
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Pick up, girlie
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I'm so sure
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We happy?
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6 dollar, 66 cent
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That's weird.
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Must've fallen out in the car...
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I'll pay you right back...
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oh fuck...
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...The Scumfuck.
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You fuckin kook.
We left our wallets in the car.
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Let me just run out and--
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What're you gonna do, shoot us?
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I mean, what is this, some kind of joke -
like "Candid Camera" or something?
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Scram.
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What the fuck d'you think you're doing?
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Saving your fucking life.
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Did I ask you for any big favors, huh?
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Would you please just get the fuck out of here?
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Jordan, he is getting us into Deep Shit.
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Would you just get the hell out of here?
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Come on!
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...Would you just fuckin chill??!
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...his head. His head, man.
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It was talkin'...
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I think, we're probably cool.
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Imean, that weirdo gook lady with the machete
probably doesn't even speak english...
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I think everything's gonna be fine.
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What the fuck d'you mean
"everything's gonna be fine"?
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You just blew somebody's
fucking head off!
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You know, you gotta be the little
pessimist all the time, don't you?
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Little Miss Gloom and Doom.
Well, fuck you.
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You were there, you were both there
with me...
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and read my lips
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we're in this together.
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I fry, we all fry...
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Blow it out your crusty rectum, loser.
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We don't know you, we barely just met you,
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and we certainly don't like you.
You're fucking crazy
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...and you're ugly besides.
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I love you too, darling.
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His fuckin head...
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it was in the relish 'n' onions 'n'
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it was talkin'...
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I mean, don't y'think you oughta
call your mom or something?
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Tomorrow.
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What? Mommy and Daddy'll be all
worried about their baby girl?
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My mom used to be a heroin addict;
now she's a Scientologist.
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My old man's dead.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm not. He was a bloated, alkie pig who
was always trying to molest me.
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What 'bout you?
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My folks live in Encino.
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My mom shot my dad
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then killed herself when I was twelve.
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I'm taking a bath.
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I love this show, man.
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S'how Long've you 'n'
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Princess Leia been a happy little couple?
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Fuck
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a long time
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Three months
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No way.
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Most of my relationships,
they last about three days
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or...
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three hours.
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Yeah, relationships bite.
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Wow. Righteous tattoo.
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I been wantin' one forever but
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I can't decide on a design I like enough to,
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y'know
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wear on my body for like the rest of my life.
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It's a big commitment.
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I sure do like yours alot though...
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I gotta take a whiz.
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I must piss.
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Now some of this next footage may be
too gruesome for some audience members
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so viewer discretion is advised...
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Police say that the severed head
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of QuickieMart proprietor,
Nguyen Kok-Suk,
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was still talking when it was discovered,
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at approximately 2:39 am,
by a Jerseymaid deliveryman...
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...And the San Fernando Valley
Sheriffs Department is still investigating
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the bizarre, ritualistic slaying
of his wife and children as well...
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It appears that the shopkeeper's wife,
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was so distraught over
the slaying of her husband
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that she took the lives of her
children, disemboweling them...
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Wait just a second there...
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disemboweling them?
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Yes, Chet, dis-em-boweling them
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before taking the knife to
herself in some kind of unusual suicide rite.
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The police so far have only one clue to the identity
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of Mr. Suk's murderer or murderers...
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This skull earring
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the type sold most frequently
in rock'n'roll paraphernalia shops
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often worn by homosexuals, satanists,
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and members of other dangerous cult groups...
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Hold it, Sandy.Correct me if I'm wrong,
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but don't lots of people,
especially trendy teenagers
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following the latest "fad", kids who are
otherwise perfectly "normal",
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don't they wear earrings similar to
the one shown here?
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Yes, well, Chet,
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that is a problem...
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Smooth move, ex-lax.
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Pinch the bridge of your nose.
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Pinch it there...
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I'm so fuckin hungry
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I can eat my leg.
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How 'bout a little foodular action?
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Welcome to Carnoburger
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May I have your orders please?
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Gimme the Slop-O-Rama Bellybuster
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no onions
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A Passion Fruit Slurpster
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and aside Curly Q fries
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I have some Barbecue Beef Chunks
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Some Fried Cheeseballs
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And an Evian
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Diet coke. Extra large.
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She never eats when she does crystal
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Shut up
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That's be all?
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I've lost my earring
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That'd be...6 $ 66.
Please pull forward to the window
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Jordan, I'm sure. We're like in this total
predicament and you're worried about
losing a fucking earring?
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It's got sentimental value
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My mom gave it to me when I finally
passed algebra/trig
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You can relax your royal sphincter
muscle, your highness.
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The crazy machette lady offed herself and her kids
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so there are no witnesses left.
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What?
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They're all dead.
It was on the news.
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You're so full of sheep excrement
it's not even funny
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I saw it on TV, so it's gotta be true, right?
265
00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:32,254
Yeah
266
00:21:32,886 --> 00:21:35,341
what if dead guy's head is still talking?
267
00:21:36,306 --> 00:21:38,298
and he tell the cops everything?
268
00:21:42,895 --> 00:21:44,224
Grossify me
269
00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:46,933
Six sixty-six
270
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,518
Sunshine ?
271
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:51,983
Gimme some money
272
00:21:52,196 --> 00:21:53,690
Sunshine, is that you?
273
00:21:54,031 --> 00:21:56,320
I think you must've me mixed up
with someone else
274
00:21:56,742 --> 00:21:59,031
Gonad-face, give me some money
275
00:21:59,287 --> 00:22:00,615
Don't lie to me now
276
00:22:02,748 --> 00:22:04,029
I know it's you
277
00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:07,660
Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead!
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
278
00:22:08,671 --> 00:22:10,498
Would you just give me some fucking money?
279
00:22:10,715 --> 00:22:12,339
You said you loved me...
280
00:22:13,467 --> 00:22:15,543
You said, you'd never leave me...
281
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:18,472
It this Night of the Living Brain-dead?
282
00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:22,051
Wake up and smell the cappucino, geek
283
00:22:22,226 --> 00:22:24,717
I don't know you,
I've never fucking seen you before,
284
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:27,267
I don't know who the fuck
this 'Sunshine' is!
285
00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:29,314
You little whore
286
00:22:30,609 --> 00:22:32,400
You broke my fucking heart!
287
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,277
Come on, Sunshine
288
00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:36,570
give the poor guy a break
289
00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:38,448
Shut the fuck up
290
00:22:38,617 --> 00:22:41,452
and give me some motherfucking money!
291
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,991
Ain't it nice?
292
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:48,870
I figure, if I can't have you,
no one will
293
00:22:56,968 --> 00:22:59,424
Hey Bartholomew, what's going on?
294
00:23:04,226 --> 00:23:05,684
The bitch
295
00:23:07,562 --> 00:23:09,140
I will find her
296
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,436
and I will kill her
297
00:23:12,025 --> 00:23:15,476
Is it fucking full moon or what?
What the fuck is going on?
298
00:23:15,945 --> 00:23:19,065
You shouldn't have broken his little
old achey heart like that, Sunshine
299
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,656
Cram it, ass-crack
We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you
300
00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:25,611
Mellowize thyself, fishwich
301
00:23:26,831 --> 00:23:29,702
Ever considered cuttin' down on
your crystal intake a bit?
302
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:30,955
Cripes
303
00:23:32,086 --> 00:23:33,035
I have had it with you!
304
00:23:34,589 --> 00:23:35,869
Don't worry, Amy
305
00:23:36,341 --> 00:23:38,464
We're here, we're safe,
306
00:23:38,676 --> 00:23:40,087
everything is cool
307
00:23:42,472 --> 00:23:45,473
Jordan, I just wanna go home and
forget this whole entire nightmare
308
00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:49,009
It's alright, Amy, really
309
00:23:49,854 --> 00:23:52,771
In the morning, we'll figure it all out
310
00:23:56,819 --> 00:23:58,017
Yeah, sure
311
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,784
I'm gonna get ready for bed
312
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:11,080
brush your teeth before you turn in,
otherwise you'll have cheese-breath
313
00:24:20,384 --> 00:24:23,005
I get the feeling Amy
doesn't like me very much
314
00:24:24,305 --> 00:24:26,096
Don't take it personal, X
315
00:24:27,057 --> 00:24:28,433
She's just a little...
316
00:24:29,977 --> 00:24:32,053
aloof, till you get to know her
317
00:25:52,475 --> 00:25:54,882
I've never seen a tattoo there before
318
00:25:59,857 --> 00:26:00,972
Touch it
319
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,189
Go ahead
320
00:26:05,321 --> 00:26:06,483
Indulge
321
00:26:17,207 --> 00:26:18,750
What's it a picture of?
322
00:26:21,879 --> 00:26:23,124
Can't you tell?
323
00:26:25,591 --> 00:26:26,836
It's Jesus
324
00:26:30,471 --> 00:26:33,507
Why the hell d'you have Jesus
tattooed on your dick?
325
00:26:36,768 --> 00:26:38,642
So people, when I'm boning 'em,
326
00:26:39,271 --> 00:26:40,682
can say
327
00:26:40,856 --> 00:26:42,267
"I've got Jesus
328
00:26:42,858 --> 00:26:44,269
inside me"
329
00:26:55,078 --> 00:26:57,996
I'm gonna vacuum your tongue
right out of your face
330
00:27:12,303 --> 00:27:13,299
Wait
331
00:27:19,727 --> 00:27:20,759
I'm gonna come
332
00:27:20,937 --> 00:27:21,933
Already?
333
00:27:22,647 --> 00:27:25,055
Don't worry, I'm good for
about six times a night
334
00:27:27,986 --> 00:27:29,231
Four at least
335
00:27:29,654 --> 00:27:31,563
How 'bout you? You anywhere close?
336
00:27:33,783 --> 00:27:34,898
Sort of
337
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,660
I can't hold it much longer
338
00:28:22,373 --> 00:28:23,618
Where is she?
339
00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:26,617
Where is my little dandelion flower?
340
00:28:28,629 --> 00:28:30,337
Tell me where she is or
341
00:28:30,547 --> 00:28:34,379
you'll gonna have a mangled stump in
place of that fairy face o' yours
342
00:28:38,764 --> 00:28:40,174
Tell me where she is,
343
00:28:40,349 --> 00:28:43,058
you fucking slimy piece of queerbait!
344
00:28:43,185 --> 00:28:44,928
I'm right here, lovebucket
345
00:28:49,024 --> 00:28:51,729
My pearly-doo drops rose
346
00:28:52,652 --> 00:28:55,060
I missed you so much, my darling
347
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,491
You know I could never live
without you, my bumpkins
348
00:29:04,956 --> 00:29:07,328
I've been dreaming of this moment for months
349
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:15,795
Come on!
350
00:29:16,301 --> 00:29:17,415
My pants
351
00:29:21,556 --> 00:29:23,595
My babycakes! My cuddlemuffin!
352
00:29:23,766 --> 00:29:25,676
Please, please, don't leave me again!
353
00:29:26,686 --> 00:29:28,892
Get a fuckin life, dogbreath
354
00:29:31,816 --> 00:29:32,931
Come back!
355
00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:34,562
Babycake!
356
00:29:46,497 --> 00:29:49,948
Ever feel like reality is
more twisted than dreams?
357
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:54,911
Not again
358
00:30:00,386 --> 00:30:01,631
My fucking arm!
359
00:30:02,847 --> 00:30:04,222
I want it back
360
00:30:05,432 --> 00:30:06,512
Son of a bitch
361
00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:08,013
Jam on it, girlfriend!
362
00:30:08,727 --> 00:30:11,218
Get that fucking thing out of my car!
363
00:30:11,605 --> 00:30:13,479
I'm trying! What d'you think--
364
00:30:19,154 --> 00:30:20,696
God fucking damnit, Amy!
365
00:30:24,368 --> 00:30:26,906
Would you kindly tromp on the
fucking gas pedal?!
366
00:30:36,463 --> 00:30:38,088
Sunshine
367
00:30:38,715 --> 00:30:41,337
You are my one true love
368
00:30:48,892 --> 00:30:52,640
What is with you? Do you have to kill someone
every fuckin time we stop the car?!
369
00:30:53,063 --> 00:30:57,357
Well, pardon me for rescuing your
ingrate ass twice in the same night,
370
00:30:58,193 --> 00:31:00,518
you fuckin furry tuna taco
371
00:31:00,695 --> 00:31:02,320
You don't care about anything, do you?
372
00:31:02,489 --> 00:31:05,027
You have no guilt, no remorse?
373
00:31:05,283 --> 00:31:08,734
You murdered two people tonight
Doesn't that faze you at all?
374
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,409
Yeah, I'm bummed
375
00:31:12,499 --> 00:31:13,661
To the max
376
00:31:15,335 --> 00:31:17,078
But it's not like I've never done it before
377
00:31:17,253 --> 00:31:17,917
Excuse me?
378
00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:21,585
How many people've you..?
379
00:31:22,634 --> 00:31:23,713
Just a few
380
00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:26,046
and all of 'em deserved it
381
00:31:26,679 --> 00:31:28,221
or wore a uniform
382
00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:31,261
Like my first,
383
00:31:31,976 --> 00:31:34,301
this ugly sow of a parking cop
384
00:31:34,479 --> 00:31:38,725
Y'know how they're so full of themselves,
they got their fuckin badge, they think
they're all bad
385
00:31:39,358 --> 00:31:41,232
Well, this one lardass cunt tickets me
386
00:31:41,444 --> 00:31:42,986
for bein' in a red zone
387
00:31:43,196 --> 00:31:44,903
for like ten seconds
388
00:31:45,323 --> 00:31:49,735
So I'm there in the street arguin'
with her 'n' she's just smiling away,
writin' me up
389
00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:51,612
I grabbed the bitch by her kinky 'fro
390
00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:55,121
and started poundin' her head into
the hood of her nice white
391
00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:56,495
Parking Pig-mobile
392
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:57,533
and then,
393
00:31:57,752 --> 00:32:02,081
I slammed the door on her skull a
buncha times until she was dead
394
00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:03,419
La mort
395
00:32:03,591 --> 00:32:04,622
History
396
00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:06,799
God, would take a reality pill
397
00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:08,720
Hey, I still got the scar
398
00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:15,012
Teethmarks from where the bitch bit me
399
00:32:17,855 --> 00:32:19,135
I tell you,
400
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,022
those cops are like
goddamned savage animals
401
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,798
...and some nachos
402
00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:12,158
That'd be six sixty six
403
00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:19,241
All hail the Coffee and Cigarette God
404
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:22,239
Where's my change?
405
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:23,699
Drop dead, dunghead
406
00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:26,588
No Zagnut bars?
407
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:29,423
Life is a chewy shit sandwich
408
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:33,507
What now?
409
00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:35,763
Go fetch me some Zagnut bars, wench
410
00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:37,260
Fuck you
411
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:38,803
You already have
412
00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:41,176
Fucked me
413
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:43,554
You are such
414
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:44,977
the prick
415
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:48,059
Yeah, well, that's not exactly how
you phrased it last night
416
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:51,394
You think you're funny? You're not.
You're pathetic
417
00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:57,023
Sniff my finger
418
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:03,796
Sniff my finger 'n' tell me it doesn't smell
like your girlfriend's sweet juicy snatch
419
00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:04,955
I'm gonna strangle you!
420
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,040
I hate you!
421
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,437
He's a liar
422
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:31,857
Y'know that, don't you?
423
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:33,852
It doesn't matter
424
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:37,032
Even if I did get together with him,
and this isn't saying I did or anything,
425
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,034
but if I did,
426
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:42,574
y'know that it wouldn't actually mean anything,
I mean
427
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,205
y'know that I really
only love you,
428
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:46,659
right?
429
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:50,541
Whatever, Amy
430
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,466
I wish that we could ditch him
someplace, Jordan
431
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:05,383
Just get rid of him and
forget he ever existed
432
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,557
He's not so bad
433
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:10,977
I mean,
434
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:13,067
he's sorta like us
435
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:15,559
Lost,
436
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,406
like he doesn't fit in
437
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:21,737
He scares me, Jordan
438
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,663
Like I don't know what it is,
439
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,282
there's something evil about him
440
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,586
Don't be a cornnut
441
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,579
C'mon
442
00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:36,585
finish your breakfast
443
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,377
Then let's get me some clothes
444
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,633
I feel like a fuckin
frat boy in this toga
445
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:02,773
Be right back
446
00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:13,920
What's with you? You act like
somebody ate your pet hamster
447
00:36:15,172 --> 00:36:16,287
Well, duh
448
00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:19,633
I am so pissed at you I could
rip your testicles off
449
00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:21,628
and staple them to your ankles
450
00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:24,883
What the fuck did you have
to go and tell Jordan for?
451
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:26,886
Tell him what?
452
00:36:27,684 --> 00:36:29,511
What d'you think, doorknob?
That we got together
453
00:36:30,812 --> 00:36:32,141
Well, didn't you utterly dig it?
454
00:36:32,606 --> 00:36:33,981
That is not the point
455
00:36:34,691 --> 00:36:36,731
What is the point then?
Get it:
456
00:36:36,902 --> 00:36:39,938
Guilt is for married, old people
457
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:44,360
You are incredible.
You aren't even human, are you?
458
00:36:45,702 --> 00:36:48,275
You're like a life support system
for a cock
459
00:36:49,998 --> 00:36:51,706
This is so fuckin cher
460
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:52,954
Look'it this thing
461
00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:54,578
I mean, check it out
462
00:36:54,753 --> 00:36:55,915
Let me see
463
00:37:03,386 --> 00:37:04,382
Can I?
464
00:37:05,513 --> 00:37:06,924
Be my guest
465
00:37:23,114 --> 00:37:25,866
Jesus, it's a fuckin belt
Don't tard out over it
466
00:37:28,536 --> 00:37:30,363
Mon, dad
467
00:37:30,913 --> 00:37:31,944
It's me
468
00:37:35,668 --> 00:37:38,835
I'm uh, sorta takin' a little
vacation with Amy right now and uh
469
00:37:42,925 --> 00:37:45,381
Fuckin machine hung up on me
470
00:37:53,519 --> 00:37:54,598
I'm thirsty
471
00:38:23,924 --> 00:38:25,122
What d'you pick?
472
00:38:27,177 --> 00:38:28,173
Shit!
473
00:38:31,807 --> 00:38:34,262
Jordan, would you listen to me
for a second and forget about
that dweeby game?
474
00:38:42,025 --> 00:38:43,934
Sheesh, Amy, what's the national emergency?
475
00:38:45,403 --> 00:38:48,274
Jordan, would you kindly pull
your head out of your rectal region?
476
00:38:51,451 --> 00:38:53,823
We're accessories to two homicides
477
00:38:54,913 --> 00:38:56,989
Doesn't that concern you in the fuckin least?
478
00:39:01,044 --> 00:39:02,372
Kitten, is that you?
479
00:39:07,091 --> 00:39:08,634
Don't you recognize me?
480
00:39:09,636 --> 00:39:10,750
It's me
481
00:39:12,013 --> 00:39:13,258
Brandi
482
00:39:13,431 --> 00:39:16,052
Your eternal loveslave
483
00:39:16,267 --> 00:39:17,512
Your slave
484
00:39:17,727 --> 00:39:18,889
Look, lady, I don't know who you are
485
00:39:19,062 --> 00:39:22,062
Has this guy shot you full of dope and brainwashed
486
00:39:22,231 --> 00:39:23,773
you like the others?
You're high, aren't you?
487
00:39:24,776 --> 00:39:26,270
- It's me, honeycakes!
- Let me go!
488
00:39:28,738 --> 00:39:30,861
I know it's you,
I can smell your perfume
489
00:39:34,118 --> 00:39:37,238
Get your fucking clammy hands off me,
you crazy bitch!!!
490
00:39:38,956 --> 00:39:40,367
He's kidnapped you, right?
491
00:39:40,541 --> 00:39:43,293
And he told you he'd kill you if you
act like you knew me
492
00:39:43,544 --> 00:39:44,707
Well, don't fret, darlin'
493
00:39:45,296 --> 00:39:46,410
Brandi's here
494
00:39:46,589 --> 00:39:47,751
I'll save you from this heathen
495
00:39:52,344 --> 00:39:54,218
I'm gonna lop
496
00:39:54,555 --> 00:39:56,797
his dick off
497
00:39:57,349 --> 00:39:58,725
like a chicken head
498
00:40:00,894 --> 00:40:03,053
I can't leave you guys alone
for a minute, can I?
499
00:40:27,671 --> 00:40:29,498
Oh God, Bruce
I'm sorry
500
00:40:33,802 --> 00:40:36,471
But that was her, it was Kitten
501
00:40:37,139 --> 00:40:38,965
I know it, I know it was her
502
00:40:46,606 --> 00:40:47,685
The bitch
503
00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:53,694
I'm gonna find her
504
00:40:55,698 --> 00:40:57,276
And I'm gonna kill
505
00:40:59,035 --> 00:41:00,944
This is so nice
506
00:41:01,538 --> 00:41:04,989
Lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer
507
00:41:06,626 --> 00:41:08,868
I hope we die simultaneously,
508
00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:12,710
like in a fiery car wreck
509
00:41:13,424 --> 00:41:16,544
or nuclear bomb-blast or something
510
00:41:19,722 --> 00:41:21,382
You are so romantic
511
00:41:23,935 --> 00:41:25,512
No, for reals
512
00:41:27,146 --> 00:41:29,435
I don't ever wanna have to miss you
513
00:41:32,443 --> 00:41:33,641
Ditto
514
00:41:34,445 --> 00:41:38,395
Row, row, row
515
00:41:38,741 --> 00:41:39,903
your boat
516
00:41:40,534 --> 00:41:45,077
gently down the stream
517
00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:54,585
Merrily, merrily, merrily
518
00:41:59,345 --> 00:42:02,548
Life is but a dream
519
00:42:14,776 --> 00:42:15,891
Take it out
520
00:42:24,369 --> 00:42:25,448
Stroke it
521
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:30,787
Squeeze it
522
00:42:34,212 --> 00:42:35,291
Harder
523
00:42:39,593 --> 00:42:40,672
Look at it
524
00:42:47,517 --> 00:42:48,596
Put it in
525
00:42:54,482 --> 00:42:55,976
when I say OK
526
00:43:25,429 --> 00:43:29,474
Don't you think sex is totally strange?
527
00:43:30,601 --> 00:43:32,345
Just the whole idea of it,
528
00:43:33,896 --> 00:43:36,352
this tube of flesh gets stiff
529
00:43:37,358 --> 00:43:39,185
and inserted in these
530
00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:42,061
warm, squishy places
531
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:48,489
I think maybe it's more powerful
than we'd like it to be
532
00:43:51,789 --> 00:43:53,865
It's fuckin trippy,
533
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,793
that's for sure
534
00:43:59,254 --> 00:44:01,792
It's kinda like eating spaghetti
535
00:44:05,636 --> 00:44:06,750
Why?
536
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:16,311
You are so great
537
00:44:22,944 --> 00:44:24,403
Hey, that reminds me
538
00:44:25,906 --> 00:44:27,448
I'm hongry
539
00:44:27,616 --> 00:44:29,407
You're always "hongry"
540
00:44:31,286 --> 00:44:33,195
That's cuz I'm a growin' boy
541
00:44:36,958 --> 00:44:41,205
I'm gonna walk to the AM/PM and
get some Shrimp Nuggets or something
542
00:44:42,422 --> 00:44:43,585
Want anything?
543
00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:46,044
More cigarettes
544
00:44:47,177 --> 00:44:48,339
Yes, dear
545
00:45:09,323 --> 00:45:10,818
I love you, fucker
546
00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:14,238
Me too, fucker
547
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,319
Pig
548
00:45:53,867 --> 00:45:55,112
Whatchawatchin'?
549
00:46:05,170 --> 00:46:06,201
Come here
550
00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:13,881
I wanna play a game
551
00:46:16,098 --> 00:46:17,473
I'm gonna start counting
552
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:21,100
If you crack a smile
before I get to eight,
553
00:46:21,395 --> 00:46:22,889
I get to strangle you
554
00:46:23,271 --> 00:46:24,386
If you don't,
555
00:46:26,399 --> 00:46:28,890
I have to do anything you say
556
00:46:58,556 --> 00:46:59,801
seven-and-a-half
557
00:47:01,684 --> 00:47:02,847
You win
558
00:47:07,356 --> 00:47:08,352
Go ahead
559
00:47:39,054 --> 00:47:40,134
I'll take
560
00:47:40,931 --> 00:47:41,678
these too
561
00:47:46,186 --> 00:47:48,096
Six sixty-six
562
00:48:00,284 --> 00:48:01,826
What's Jordan's like?
563
00:48:02,369 --> 00:48:03,400
What?
564
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:06,242
Y'know, his engorged member
565
00:48:06,915 --> 00:48:08,623
His tumescent love missle
566
00:48:08,792 --> 00:48:11,995
His throbbing purple meat scepter
567
00:48:14,047 --> 00:48:15,423
Why d'you wanna know?
568
00:48:16,174 --> 00:48:17,289
I don't know
569
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:19,635
I'm curious
570
00:48:21,847 --> 00:48:23,175
It's alright,
571
00:48:23,890 --> 00:48:24,969
it's fine
572
00:48:27,519 --> 00:48:30,271
What d'you mean 'fine'?
573
00:48:31,648 --> 00:48:33,890
Is it the size of vienna sausage
574
00:48:34,234 --> 00:48:35,942
or like a baby's arm?
575
00:48:36,653 --> 00:48:39,322
Is it cut, is it uncut?
576
00:48:39,823 --> 00:48:43,073
Does it lean to the left?
Does it lean to the right?
577
00:48:43,326 --> 00:48:45,449
Does it go in a
southeasterly direction?
578
00:48:47,747 --> 00:48:50,036
Is it curved, is it straight,
579
00:48:51,876 --> 00:48:54,284
Is it shaped like a
fuckin corkscrew, or what?
580
00:48:55,713 --> 00:48:57,836
What difference does it make to you?
581
00:48:58,508 --> 00:49:00,381
Does he plunge it into you long
582
00:49:01,469 --> 00:49:02,632
slow
583
00:49:03,262 --> 00:49:04,460
and deep
584
00:49:04,972 --> 00:49:06,135
like this?
585
00:49:06,516 --> 00:49:09,220
Or quick and short and shallow
586
00:49:09,519 --> 00:49:10,847
like a jackrabbit?
587
00:49:13,523 --> 00:49:15,432
Does he make noises like this?
588
00:49:21,906 --> 00:49:23,104
Or does he make it like...
589
00:49:27,495 --> 00:49:29,534
Or, no, he's a whimperer
590
00:49:34,585 --> 00:49:38,168
Would you kindly stop babbling
and fuck me already?
591
00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:40,370
Where you been?
592
00:51:42,586 --> 00:51:43,617
Nowhere
593
00:51:49,009 --> 00:51:50,918
I was worried about you, dufus
594
00:51:52,262 --> 00:51:53,294
Sorry
595
00:51:55,224 --> 00:51:56,303
Come over here
596
00:52:09,571 --> 00:52:11,564
Y'know just because he and I
597
00:52:13,992 --> 00:52:17,657
It doesn't mean that I'm
really like all that
598
00:52:19,289 --> 00:52:20,617
whatever
599
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,580
I know
600
00:53:02,331 --> 00:53:03,529
This the currency
601
00:53:03,749 --> 00:53:06,869
we've linked to the December 17th
QuickieMart robbery/homicide
602
00:53:07,086 --> 00:53:07,952
in Tarzana
603
00:53:08,296 --> 00:53:08,995
The suspects
604
00:53:09,589 --> 00:53:12,044
a paramilitary brigade
of three youths
605
00:53:13,050 --> 00:53:16,466
appear to be on a freewheeling
crime spree heading north
606
00:53:16,637 --> 00:53:17,918
We've run a fingerprint check
607
00:53:18,139 --> 00:53:20,012
through the Mother Computer in DC
608
00:53:20,474 --> 00:53:22,550
and thusfar have ID'd
one of the suspects
609
00:53:23,352 --> 00:53:24,727
Amy Blue
610
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:26,396
Age 18
611
00:53:27,064 --> 00:53:29,472
Height: five-one
Weight: ninetytwo pounds
612
00:53:29,650 --> 00:53:31,524
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
613
00:53:32,403 --> 00:53:34,691
Cumulative SAT score:
614
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:36,781
615
614
00:53:42,037 --> 00:53:44,742
Should be considered armed and dangerous
616
00:53:48,544 --> 00:53:49,326
Gentlemen,
617
00:53:50,003 --> 00:53:51,711
I want you to find her
618
00:53:52,172 --> 00:53:53,714
And if necessary
619
00:53:54,341 --> 00:53:55,123
Kill her
620
00:54:02,516 --> 00:54:03,630
G'morning
621
00:54:08,105 --> 00:54:11,687
Don't kiss me
My breath is like totally skanky
622
00:54:14,653 --> 00:54:16,526
Wait till I brush my teeth
623
00:54:22,619 --> 00:54:23,781
Know what?
624
00:54:26,289 --> 00:54:27,285
What ?
625
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:30,829
This is the first time we've ever slept together
626
00:54:31,461 --> 00:54:33,252
and woken up together
627
00:54:34,422 --> 00:54:36,000
In a real bed, I mean
628
00:54:38,593 --> 00:54:41,464
You are the bright red cherry on top of my sundae
629
00:54:46,267 --> 00:54:47,465
Goofball
630
00:54:51,731 --> 00:54:53,474
Rise and shine, monkeybutt
631
00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:13,786
The itsy bitsy spider
632
00:55:13,961 --> 00:55:16,369
went up the waterspout
633
00:55:16,922 --> 00:55:19,248
Down came the rain
634
00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,176
Washed the spider out
635
00:55:21,343 --> 00:55:24,510
I have died and gone to hell for my sins
636
00:55:29,852 --> 00:55:32,058
It's the Dawning of A Brand New Day
637
00:55:34,273 --> 00:55:36,562
Suck my stump to a bloody lump
638
00:55:38,861 --> 00:55:40,688
S'what happened last night?
639
00:55:41,822 --> 00:55:43,649
A Mayonaisse-on-twat?
640
00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:48,403
A Mayo-on-twat
641
00:55:48,787 --> 00:55:49,950
A three-way
642
00:55:50,831 --> 00:55:54,531
A double-stuff.
E.T. finger-touch
643
00:55:55,335 --> 00:55:56,331
What ?
644
00:56:01,508 --> 00:56:06,802
Y'know in E.T. where the kid and E.T.
they touch fingers and go "ouch"
645
00:56:12,811 --> 00:56:15,017
You musta been wasted
646
00:56:20,235 --> 00:56:22,192
Ever done that?
647
00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:26,609
You mean, like
648
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,367
have sex with two people at the same time?
649
00:56:36,376 --> 00:56:37,751
It's the best
650
00:56:40,004 --> 00:56:42,044
You start building up this momentum,
651
00:56:42,423 --> 00:56:43,538
this rhythm,
652
00:56:44,175 --> 00:56:45,966
y'know like a piston engine
653
00:56:46,469 --> 00:56:48,260
And as you're all poundin' away,
654
00:56:50,556 --> 00:56:53,676
your balls are slappin' against the other guy's
655
00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:58,645
and you can actually feel his cock
656
00:56:59,315 --> 00:57:01,142
through the girl's insides
657
00:57:03,402 --> 00:57:05,691
What're you two homos gabbing about now?
658
00:57:07,990 --> 00:57:09,947
Have either of you ever
done it with an animal?
659
00:57:10,117 --> 00:57:10,983
What ?
660
00:57:12,578 --> 00:57:14,405
Have either of you had
sex with an animal ?
661
00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:15,955
Just you
662
00:57:18,542 --> 00:57:19,787
No, really?
663
00:57:20,544 --> 00:57:21,742
Have you?
664
00:57:23,714 --> 00:57:25,754
Well, when I was a kid, we had
this golden retriever named 'Honey'
665
00:57:25,925 --> 00:57:29,009
I do not want to hear any
more of this story
666
00:57:29,219 --> 00:57:31,011
She was a consenting adult
667
00:57:34,183 --> 00:57:36,056
I fucked a cantaloupe once
668
00:57:37,728 --> 00:57:40,100
This song always reminds me of Scooter
669
00:57:40,397 --> 00:57:41,476
Who's Scooter?
670
00:57:42,399 --> 00:57:44,855
He was like my best friend
all through high school
671
00:57:46,904 --> 00:57:51,530
One day he brought a gun to physics class
and told everyone he was gonna shoot
himself in the bathroom
672
00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:52,815
And he did
673
00:57:53,243 --> 00:57:56,612
He was always depressed, always
pulling shit like that,
674
00:57:56,788 --> 00:57:58,496
so nobody believed him
675
00:58:00,542 --> 00:58:02,001
Death's funny
676
00:58:03,712 --> 00:58:07,128
Like at first, it's all weird 'n' you're bummed 'n' shit -
677
00:58:08,175 --> 00:58:11,378
like this person you're used to hangin'
out with all of sudden doesn't like
678
00:58:11,803 --> 00:58:13,345
exist anymore
679
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,588
But then you just get over it 'n' move on
680
00:58:17,892 --> 00:58:18,924
It's almost for the best
681
00:58:19,185 --> 00:58:22,020
I mean, Scooter was so sad all the time
682
00:58:23,523 --> 00:58:27,272
Me and him used to sit in my room,
gettin' stoned, listening to the Smiths
683
00:58:28,945 --> 00:58:31,566
he was over the night before he killed himself
684
00:58:32,448 --> 00:58:36,577
right in the middle of "Unloveable",
he just started cryin' like crazy
685
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,077
He was really into the Smiths
686
00:58:43,668 --> 00:58:45,744
Hey Amy, remember the time we were so
fucked up we lost my mom's car?
687
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,209
After the Thrill Kill Kult concert?
688
00:58:49,465 --> 00:58:53,510
We were so trashed we couldn't
remember where we left the car
689
00:58:54,011 --> 00:58:56,502
We looked and looked
690
00:58:56,681 --> 00:58:59,302
and we walked around and around
691
00:58:59,892 --> 00:59:02,893
but we could not find the fucking
thing to save our life!
692
00:59:03,521 --> 00:59:06,356
We finally ended up taking a cab home
693
00:59:06,524 --> 00:59:07,982
Which you puked in
694
00:59:08,150 --> 00:59:09,894
Which you puked in!
695
00:59:11,237 --> 00:59:12,482
Wait
696
00:59:17,034 --> 00:59:18,943
How revolting
697
00:59:28,712 --> 00:59:29,827
Amy? What?
698
00:59:32,299 --> 00:59:33,330
Oh fuck
699
01:00:16,259 --> 01:00:17,504
Do something
700
01:00:17,927 --> 01:00:19,090
Like what?
701
01:00:19,596 --> 01:00:20,710
I don't know
Something
702
01:00:22,891 --> 01:00:25,678
What, do look like a fuckin veterinarian?
703
01:00:34,986 --> 01:00:36,480
What're you doing?!
704
01:00:45,121 --> 01:00:46,912
Jesus fucking Christ
705
01:01:05,808 --> 01:01:07,433
The world sucks
706
01:01:13,274 --> 01:01:16,144
Bro, snag the import
It's got extra tracks
707
01:01:32,183 --> 01:01:33,126
I just wish I could crawl in here
708
01:01:33,377 --> 01:01:34,622
and disappear forever
709
01:01:37,589 --> 01:01:39,498
Don't you have that at
home already?
710
01:01:44,304 --> 01:01:46,048
I miss my records
711
01:01:51,019 --> 01:01:52,015
Well, well, well, men
Lookee here
712
01:01:52,187 --> 01:01:54,512
Check out that hot,
tight bubble-butt, George
713
01:01:54,898 --> 01:01:57,223
Oh stop, Dan
I'm gonna pop a boner
714
01:01:57,526 --> 01:02:00,361
Hey there, sailor
Like your pretty earrings
715
01:02:00,737 --> 01:02:02,112
Leave him alone, Pat
716
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,530
Can't you see he's a shy,
sensitive flower?
717
01:02:07,536 --> 01:02:08,946
What's goin' on here, man?
718
01:02:09,412 --> 01:02:10,492
No way
719
01:02:11,039 --> 01:02:12,319
It can't be
720
01:02:14,292 --> 01:02:15,455
Bambi?
721
01:02:16,169 --> 01:02:17,497
Is it really you?
722
01:02:18,671 --> 01:02:19,703
Fuck
723
01:02:21,174 --> 01:02:22,502
It's me, George
724
01:02:23,051 --> 01:02:24,379
Your poopsie,
725
01:02:24,719 --> 01:02:26,048
Your snugglybear
726
01:02:26,554 --> 01:02:28,879
Look, smegma-breath
I'm not whoever the fuck you think I am
727
01:02:29,057 --> 01:02:31,429
So will you just do me
a favor and evacuate?
728
01:02:33,645 --> 01:02:35,637
Don't do this
729
01:02:36,022 --> 01:02:37,350
Fuck this shit
730
01:02:42,070 --> 01:02:43,149
Please
731
01:03:10,681 --> 01:03:13,219
Dig it...
Someone made the bed
732
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,971
I just hope we don't catch crabs or something
733
01:03:33,620 --> 01:03:36,491
Life is lonely, boring, and dumb
734
01:03:41,962 --> 01:03:42,911
Jordan, y'want heads, or tails?
735
01:03:51,263 --> 01:03:52,508
Whatever
736
01:03:54,975 --> 01:03:56,054
Heads
737
01:03:57,018 --> 01:03:58,216
Tails
738
01:04:04,150 --> 01:04:05,265
Heads
739
01:04:10,657 --> 01:04:11,688
Oh well
740
01:04:22,127 --> 01:04:23,585
There any more beer?
741
01:04:25,463 --> 01:04:26,744
In the trunk
742
01:04:33,137 --> 01:04:34,418
Have fun
743
01:04:42,605 --> 01:04:43,933
Gimme your finger
744
01:04:49,237 --> 01:04:50,897
Now stick it up my asshole
745
01:04:53,032 --> 01:04:54,941
Repulse me! No way
746
01:04:55,242 --> 01:04:56,191
C'mon
747
01:04:56,369 --> 01:04:58,527
That is the most
sickening, grotesque thing I've ever--
748
01:04:58,704 --> 01:04:59,368
Do it
749
01:05:12,218 --> 01:05:14,091
Nice and easy
750
01:05:35,490 --> 01:05:37,816
"Schoobie, schoobie,
751
01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,695
schmoke a doobie"
752
01:05:57,971 --> 01:05:59,134
You're up to bat
753
01:05:59,764 --> 01:06:02,137
Don't tell me you hogged
all the brewskis
754
01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:12,975
Nothing makes me thirstier than a
755
01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:15,148
wicked, excellent
756
01:06:15,822 --> 01:06:16,937
fuck
757
01:06:23,204 --> 01:06:24,402
Go fer it, boyo
758
01:06:33,631 --> 01:06:35,125
X, do you like slamdancing?
759
01:06:35,967 --> 01:06:37,081
It's alright
760
01:06:37,677 --> 01:06:40,428
except when you get someone's
elbow in your eye, or
761
01:06:41,013 --> 01:06:43,136
their steel-toed boot in your crotch
762
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:46,639
Why ?
763
01:06:50,147 --> 01:06:51,345
Have you ever,
764
01:06:52,149 --> 01:06:53,264
I mean,
765
01:06:57,321 --> 01:06:58,780
does it like
766
01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:00,572
all those bodies,
767
01:07:01,450 --> 01:07:03,988
all that sweating
768
01:07:04,745 --> 01:07:06,370
'n' pushing 'n' shoving
769
01:07:07,957 --> 01:07:09,617
Does it give me a hard-on?
770
01:07:15,798 --> 01:07:17,340
Yeah, always
771
01:07:29,186 --> 01:07:31,855
I, uh, better
772
01:07:53,418 --> 01:07:56,585
Do you ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
773
01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:04,627
You ever wonder why we exist?
774
01:08:09,225 --> 01:08:10,388
No, what for?
775
01:08:14,606 --> 01:08:15,720
No reason
776
01:09:06,699 --> 01:09:09,783
Y'ever wonder what the meaning
of our existence is?
777
01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:12,954
You gotta be kidding
778
01:09:14,081 --> 01:09:16,038
No, really
779
01:09:16,875 --> 01:09:18,251
Don't y'think about it?
780
01:09:19,294 --> 01:09:22,461
Christ, Jordan. I'm just about to come.
Can we talk about this later?
781
01:09:24,425 --> 01:09:25,504
I guess
782
01:09:43,443 --> 01:09:45,151
What the fuck're you doing?
783
01:09:46,363 --> 01:09:48,688
Relax, you'll like it
784
01:09:49,950 --> 01:09:53,116
I am not going to "like" your
finger shoved up my shit-chute
785
01:09:53,286 --> 01:09:54,911
That's grodified
786
01:09:55,622 --> 01:09:58,291
Jordan, will you please stop being
such an uptight and live a little?
787
01:10:00,835 --> 01:10:02,164
I dunno, Amy
788
01:10:05,090 --> 01:10:07,082
Take a walik on the wild side
789
01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:10,041
Trust me
790
01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:24,349
Just relax
791
01:11:40,767 --> 01:11:41,633
Shit
792
01:11:41,810 --> 01:11:42,759
What ?
793
01:11:44,062 --> 01:11:45,437
What is it?
794
01:11:46,857 --> 01:11:48,267
I gotta pee
795
01:11:49,192 --> 01:11:50,390
Right now?
796
01:11:52,404 --> 01:11:55,654
It's not like I want to get up 'n' go out
into the fuckin freezing cold y'know,
797
01:11:55,949 --> 01:11:58,487
but when Nature calls, it fucking hollers
798
01:12:01,371 --> 01:12:04,787
Just go ahead and let 'er rip while we're all coming
799
01:12:06,709 --> 01:12:08,785
That is so vile and beastly
800
01:12:08,962 --> 01:12:12,295
I can't believe any human being
could even conceive of it
801
01:12:12,590 --> 01:12:15,627
Jeez, little Miss Polly Pureheart
802
01:12:18,012 --> 01:12:19,886
You are a demon from hell
803
01:12:28,147 --> 01:12:30,436
Girls have no sense of adventure
804
01:12:34,737 --> 01:12:35,935
I guess
805
01:12:42,828 --> 01:12:44,406
She better hurry
806
01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:46,537
My woody's startin' to droop
807
01:12:48,417 --> 01:12:49,662
Mine's not
808
01:12:56,926 --> 01:12:59,084
What the fuck??
809
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:02,389
Two little faggots
810
01:13:02,556 --> 01:13:04,715
sittin' in a bed,
811
01:13:05,601 --> 01:13:07,558
One eatin' ass,
812
01:13:08,187 --> 01:13:10,096
'n the other givin' head
813
01:13:10,522 --> 01:13:12,895
Dirty, pervert scum
814
01:13:13,484 --> 01:13:15,441
make me see red
815
01:13:16,403 --> 01:13:18,977
The world'll be a purer place
816
01:13:19,531 --> 01:13:21,654
when they're both dead
817
01:13:22,367 --> 01:13:24,775
X, man, if this is your idea of a--
818
01:13:24,953 --> 01:13:26,068
Shut up
819
01:14:02,741 --> 01:14:03,903
Leave her alone!
820
01:14:05,493 --> 01:14:06,407
Dan
821
01:14:07,287 --> 01:14:09,196
Please fire up our favorite song
822
01:14:16,504 --> 01:14:18,378
I pledge allegiance
823
01:14:19,507 --> 01:14:20,835
to the flag
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01:14:21,009 --> 01:14:24,175
of the United States of America
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01:14:25,722 --> 01:14:26,966
to the Republic
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01:14:28,433 --> 01:14:30,010
For which it stands
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01:14:30,768 --> 01:14:32,179
One Nation
828
01:14:32,395 --> 01:14:34,553
Under God
Indivisible
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01:14:35,022 --> 01:14:36,433
Leave her the fuck alone!
830
01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:39,145
With Liberty
831
01:14:40,361 --> 01:14:41,476
And Justice
832
01:14:45,282 --> 01:14:46,314
You fuckin bitch
833
01:14:51,580 --> 01:14:54,949
You're gonna pay for that, Bambi
834
01:14:59,129 --> 01:15:01,667
Part them succulent meat curtains, darling,
835
01:15:02,341 --> 01:15:05,674
and get ready for the
religious experience of your life
836
01:15:06,512 --> 01:15:07,674
You fucking asshole!
837
01:15:08,514 --> 01:15:09,427
Stop it!
838
01:15:12,142 --> 01:15:13,601
Just be patient, honey
839
01:15:14,144 --> 01:15:15,342
You'll get yours
840
01:15:15,646 --> 01:15:17,140
That's what your mom said
841
01:15:17,314 --> 01:15:19,057
- only I couldn't hear her,
842
01:15:19,691 --> 01:15:22,478
she had my sperm gurgling in her mouth
843
01:15:27,658 --> 01:15:29,033
Don't you
844
01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:30,739
ever
845
01:15:31,036 --> 01:15:33,159
Talk about my mother like that!
846
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:38,955
You... you...
847
01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:42,296
You, dude, are going to die
848
01:15:43,298 --> 01:15:44,958
And you, Bambi
849
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:49,637
you lying filthy fucking slut
850
01:15:50,180 --> 01:15:51,638
are gonna watch me
851
01:15:52,307 --> 01:15:55,261
help your little fairy boytoy
852
01:15:55,894 --> 01:15:58,385
shuffle off this mortal coil
853
01:16:06,237 --> 01:16:08,479
Kiss your puny,
854
01:16:09,657 --> 01:16:11,650
worthless
855
01:16:12,910 --> 01:16:14,155
cock goodbye
856
01:16:29,468 --> 01:16:31,675
Any last words, queer?
857
01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:35,053
Amy
858
01:16:39,186 --> 01:16:40,384
I love y--
859
01:16:52,074 --> 01:16:55,324
Isn't love a many-splendored thing?
860
01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:02,457
Wake up, loverboy
861
01:17:03,168 --> 01:17:05,291
Open wide and say
862
01:17:05,546 --> 01:17:07,040
"yummy yum yum"
863
01:18:57,781 --> 01:18:59,323
Wanna Dorito?
864
01:20:10,781 --> 01:20:15,323
Transcribed by McFist, 2004
from "The Doom Generation" script by Gregg Araki
865
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copyright 1992, Desperate Pictures LTD
Registered WGA/west, All rights reserved
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01:20:20,781 --> 01:20:30,323
WARNING: this script is not to be reproduced, photocopied,
distributed or otherwise pirated without the author's consent
867
01:20:31,781 --> 01:20:35,323
the penalty for doing so is death
869
01:20:36,305 --> 01:20:42,316
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