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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,901 After a hotly contested race, Americans go to the polls today... 2 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,768 in what promises to be a very close election. 3 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:14,708 The Republican Andrew Boone, hoping to hold on to the Oval Office... 4 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,044 by edging out... 5 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:19,342 the Democratic challenger Donald Greenleaf. 6 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,967 Bud... Bud. 7 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:45,030 Bud! 8 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:50,939 I'll call... I'll call him back. 9 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:54,112 If we had a phone, you could. Come on! 10 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,411 Goddamnit! It's cold. 11 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,387 We're gonna be late again. You need a shower. 12 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,382 Can't believe you slept in your clothes! 13 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,360 Leave me any hot water? 14 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,900 I don't know. Water heater fix itself? 15 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:27,281 Christ, Molly! Why don't you just take the day off, okay? 16 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,942 I'll write you a note. 17 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,986 Now! I'm not going to tell you again! 18 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:35,951 Get up! 19 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,360 Bud! 20 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,896 Alright, I'm coming! 21 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,529 - What? - Egg salad. 22 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:28,268 Again? 23 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,441 You like egg salad. 24 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:35,039 Well, not every damn day I don't. You could mix it up a little. 25 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,340 We're on a budget. 26 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,218 You wanna eat better? Drink less beer. 27 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,584 - Fine. - Fine. 28 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:48,892 - And don't forget today. - What's... what's today? 29 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:50,794 Election day, dummy! 30 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,056 I'm supposed to do a report on you voting, remember? 31 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:56,932 I already told you before I'm not even registered. 32 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,406 I registered for you in the mail. 33 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,375 That's great, I could get jury duty now. 34 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,807 - It's your civic responsibility. - It's my civic, my what? 35 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,681 It's your civic responsibility. 36 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,343 My civic responsibility? Where you learning this crap? 37 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:12,915 Mrs. Abernathy. 38 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,281 Well, stay away from her. 39 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,051 She's my teacher. 40 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:44,613 Sign this. 41 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,280 What is it? 42 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:52,052 A questionnaire. I'm supposed to ask you about your politics. 43 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,155 Well, go ahead. 44 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,320 I already filled it in. 45 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,062 I wanted you to sound smart. 46 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,435 Give me the first question anyway. 47 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,835 What's your political affiliation? 48 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:15,070 Alright, I'm a conscious objector. 49 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:19,887 It's not a war, Bud. It's an election. And you are an independent. 50 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:23,414 Independent? Why in the hell would I be an independent? 51 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,392 Because the two party system... 52 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:28,418 has neglected the needs of the working poor. 53 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,319 - Let me tell you something, baby... - Here we go again. 54 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,892 The voting doesn't count for a goddamn thing. 55 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,899 Just a way to make you feel like you're in control of something. 56 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:43,544 It doesn't matter who you vote for, we can't afford insurance and... 57 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:47,605 if you get sick, I'm gonna have to start selling my blood again. 58 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:51,585 Mrs. Abernathy said every vote counts. It's a social contract. 59 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:56,215 It's a social contract. This Mrs. Abernathy is full of shit. 60 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,943 Meet me at the polling place after work. 61 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:19,304 Fine. 62 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,712 You forgetting something? 63 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:32,724 Bud, screw this up and I'm leaving you. 64 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,395 Do good! 65 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:10,086 Where... 66 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:13,625 Where the hell is Dewey? 67 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:15,895 He got laid off. 68 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,460 Bullshit! He got insourced. 69 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:20,373 Insourced? 70 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:24,374 Insourced. Instead of exporting our jobs to Mexico... 71 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:27,139 they're importing Mexicans to take our jobs. 72 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,206 You're paranoid, you know that? 73 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:34,181 Attention! The opening this morning is officially cancelled. 74 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:40,058 I can't even read the damn signs no more! 75 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,955 Our days are numbered, fellas. You mark my words! 76 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,628 These hombres work twice as hard for half the money. 77 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:50,028 I just figure they need this job twice as bad as us! 78 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,098 Whose side are you on? 79 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:57,333 I don't take sides, Lowell. Just stating the obvious. 80 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,713 Next thing, they'll be taking away our right to vote. 81 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:03,647 You voting, Bud? 82 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,377 It's a social contract, isn't it? 83 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,112 Who are you voting for? 84 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,457 Shit if I know! 85 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:21,394 I think I picked up a couple shades. Looks like an eight. 86 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:22,659 What do you think, Marty? 87 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,901 I don't like the margin in Florida. 88 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:29,736 Bus some young Republicans down to the polling stations in Palm Beach. 89 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:34,379 Make sure they're tall, they're blonde and they're men. 90 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:39,616 Because old Jews see a pack of angry young white males... 91 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,449 and they're gonna think twice about getting out of their car! 92 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,683 Kennedy was a nine. And he put a man on the moon. 93 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,633 That's what we need. Something to shoot for. 94 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,932 A defining moment. Like... I don't know. 95 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,233 Cure for cancer. 96 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,048 Ohio run the gay marriage ad every twenty minutes. 97 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,450 Let's see if we can't get those God fearing bastards off the fence. 98 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,010 We take a bunch of scientists, put them in the desert somewhere. 99 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,623 Like the Manhattan project. Are you listening to me? I'm serious about this. 100 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:19,426 I think that cancer is going to be a tough nut to crack in one term, sir. 101 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,791 So, we make it a ten year plan. 102 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,392 - Lincoln got to see the end of slavery? - No. 103 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,855 - Did Kennedy get to see the moon shot? - Nope. 104 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:30,128 No! But they got the credit! It's the idea that counts. 105 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,330 The guy that sets the goal gets in the history books! 106 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:37,711 Hope and positivity! Marty, the American people want a bright... 107 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:41,169 shining smile to represent the promise of this country. 108 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,113 Take old Georgie there. 109 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,646 Boy, he was off the charts. 110 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,320 They wanted to make him King. 111 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:53,758 Son of a gun! 112 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,172 Thank you, thank you for coming. 113 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:16,045 Galena and I would like to thank America... 114 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,644 for this glorious opportunity. 115 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,744 I have met people of every race, color and creed... 116 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,620 during this long campaign. 117 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,784 I pledge to you that my White House will be a rainbow house. 118 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,990 It'll be open to people of all colors and creeds. 119 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,866 Now, please, go and vote. We need your support. 120 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,067 That was great. I'm gonna go do press. 121 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:44,700 Great. 122 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:53,448 Greenleaf! Greenleaf! 123 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,216 Gallup has you down by a point. 124 00:10:56,289 --> 00:11:00,385 CNN, USA Today, has us up by two. News has us down by sixty. 125 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,758 What message are you trying to get out to the undecideds today? 126 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,166 The same message we put out yesterday, last week and last year... 127 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,726 when we started this campaign and that's why we're going to win. 128 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:12,530 Because we have the answers. Not platitudes and jingoistic rhetoric. 129 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,266 This is the truth train operation real deal. 130 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,945 In recent days, the president has aired ads claiming Greenleaf... 131 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,847 has vacationed at a nudist colony. 132 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,543 Come on, now, that's a tired accusation. It's pure fiction. 133 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:27,320 - Then, how do you answer for the photos? - Right wing blogo-smear, that's how. 134 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,258 I could stand here and perpetuate the rumor that as a young man... 135 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:34,853 the president had a gambling addiction, but I'm got going to sink to their level. 136 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,298 Despite eye witness accounts and documentation. 137 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,959 They sling mud, we sling ideas. 138 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,935 Still, if Greenleaf loses, you'll be 0 for 7 on the national scene. 139 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:49,008 Thank you, Betty. Sorry, folks, that's all I have time for. 140 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:50,610 Leeches! 141 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,639 Why it's important to vote. 142 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,478 Many brave soldiers sacrificed themselves. 143 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,414 A right we take for granted. 144 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,011 - For the people. - By the people. 145 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,187 We the people! 146 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,715 I can't read my writing. 147 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,590 All the world's great civilizations have followed the same path. 148 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,559 From bondage, to liberty, from liberty to abundance... 149 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:18,864 from abundance to complacency. From complacency to apathy... 150 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,264 from apathy back to bondage. 151 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:25,243 If we're to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 152 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,471 For those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. 153 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,645 Very good, everybody. Very good. 154 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,320 Hold this. 155 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:42,153 Okay, remember, no running till you get out to the playground. 156 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,332 Your last one was great. I'd like to use it on the news. 157 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,196 - Molly? - Yes. 158 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,593 Molly, come here. 159 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,871 This is Ms. Madison. She's the reporter from the news. 160 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,273 - Hi, Molly. - Hi. 161 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,501 - How you doing? - Good. 162 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,008 Your essay was very thoughtful. 163 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,106 Thanks. 164 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,014 Ms. Madison is going to show your essay tonight. 165 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,005 - Isn't that exciting? - Yes, madam. 166 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,519 Tell me something. What do you want to be when you grow up? 167 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:13,989 I go back and forth. Either a veterinarian or chairman of the Fed. 168 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,494 Where's Bud? 169 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:24,393 Went to take a leak half an hour ago. I heard his name over the loudspeaker. 170 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:26,900 What'd you have for lunch? 171 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,367 - Egg salad. You? - Hard boiled. 172 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:36,611 Hey, Bud. 173 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,009 Just giving you a heads up. 174 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,087 Management wants us to cut another ten percent. 175 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:50,791 Well, you are management, Carl. 176 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,430 Look, you haven't punched in on time in six months. 177 00:13:54,667 --> 00:14:00,401 So, I'm five minutes late every once in a while. What is the big whoop? 178 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:04,170 You took thirty-one sick days this year, Bud. 179 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:10,039 Well, I gotta kid, Carl. She brings it home from school. 180 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,696 Shit! Goddamnit! 181 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,753 Well, hell, Carl! 182 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,528 You could have showed me your footage when you walked in. 183 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:03,065 I know we went to school together, Bud. I've always liked you. 184 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,035 You gotta give me one good reason why I should keep you. 185 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,372 Why I can keep you. 186 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,602 All hellsabelle! 187 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,973 Sorry you lost your job. 188 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,052 That's alright, Henry. Just... 189 00:15:56,256 --> 00:16:01,717 As soon as take your money, I'm going from fired to retired. 190 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,057 - Hey, Bud! - Yes? 191 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,930 Molly is on TV! 192 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,631 - Apathy back to bondage. - Geez! 193 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:13,702 If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 194 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,771 - Curly, what time you got? - Nine past seven. 195 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,202 God! 196 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,641 God, man! Shit! 197 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,732 Goddamnit! 198 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,765 PLEASE, INSERT YOUR BALLOT 199 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,428 ERROR CODE - RESTART 200 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,588 I hurt the top of my head. 201 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,489 Come on, lay down. 202 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,009 I'm so sorry, baby. 203 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,683 I want to live with Mom. 204 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:08,192 Me too. 205 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,686 New Mexico is a classic swing state. 206 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,313 - Mrs. Madison? - Speaking. 207 00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:31,318 I'm calling from the New Mexico election board. 208 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:34,160 - The what? - The New Mexico election board. 209 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,994 Madam, did you cast your vote at a Texico polling station last night? 210 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,322 I voted in the morning. 211 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,368 In the morning. Alright. 212 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:43,266 Is there something the matter? 213 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:46,072 No, no, sorry to bother you. 214 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,734 It is amazing. With every state but New Mexico reporting... 215 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,501 we're now in a dead heat for the American presidency. 216 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,636 Each candidate with virtually the same amount of electoral votes. 217 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:58,651 270, the magic number to win. This is a real photo finish! 218 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,915 And it goes to whoever wins the popular vote in the state. 219 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,717 All five electoral college votes then swing to that party. 220 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,025 Well, they don't call it the land of enchantment for nothing. 221 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,619 Whoever takes New Mexico, takes the White House. 222 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:13,927 It's d�ja vu again. 2000 presidential election came down to Dade County. 223 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:19,071 400 votes in the state of Florida, out of a total of 105 million cast. 224 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:23,838 If this is a certified tie, neither the candidate would receive the majority. 225 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,705 Do we even have a president to deal with this? 226 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,983 Pursuant to the 12th amendment, the House of Representatives would decide. 227 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,919 That hasn't happened since... 228 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:37,686 John Quincy Adams defeated Andrew Jackson back in 1824. 229 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,381 We're talking rare. 230 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,822 No, this isn't a great civics lesson to the people of this country? 231 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:48,034 If anyone in New Mexico didn't vote, he be kicking themselves right now. 232 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:52,664 The latest reports coming in, Curry County still too close to call. 233 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:56,731 This election is down to a single county. Is this even possible? 234 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:01,676 Listen, John, there's only 653 registered voters in Texico. 235 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,374 And they've already recounted those votes. 236 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:07,146 I know. With that information and a dollar, I could buy a chalupa! 237 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,754 Everyone I know who voted has been personally called. 238 00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:11,714 So what? 239 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,515 So, the election. The fact that it's down to Curry County... 240 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,794 it has something to do with Texico. 241 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,730 Oh my God. Call you back! 242 00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:39,681 Bud! 243 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:42,244 Come on! 244 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,257 God, my head! 245 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,823 What? What time is it? 246 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,498 There's some people here to see you. 247 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:56,262 Some people? 248 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,263 They look official. 249 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,475 - Child services? - That's what I'm thinking. 250 00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:18,357 - Okay. - Here we go. 251 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,959 Mr. Johnson, we would have called first, but you don't have a telephone. 252 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,427 No, no, no, we got a phone. 253 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,874 It's just not connected right now. But I'm on it, you know. 254 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,866 I'm not gonna say it's been easy since the wife left, but... 255 00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:40,239 - we're getting on fine. - Sure are. 256 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:45,748 And I'm gonna pay these off, I swear. Just as soon as I find a new job. 257 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:47,977 - A new job? - Yes. 258 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:53,292 I used to be in this Willy Nelson tribute band. I was thinking about... 259 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:58,093 getting the guys back together again, soon as our bass player gets paroled. 260 00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:01,195 And the drinking, I know it, I know it looks bad. 261 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:05,102 And licking that sucker is at the top of my list. 262 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:08,164 Please don't take away from me. 263 00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:11,238 I'll do anything you say, I swear. 264 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,979 She's just my only good thing. 265 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,242 Mr. Johnson, we're not from Social Services. 266 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:20,576 No? 267 00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:23,046 We're from the State Election Bureau. 268 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:27,055 Fuck! Thank you, Jesus! 269 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,395 I'm Secretary of State Brower. And this is Attorney General Wyatt. 270 00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:36,264 Mr. Johnson, did you cast your vote last night? 271 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:38,630 Last night, did you vote? 272 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:45,340 That's right, it's my civic duty, isn't it? 273 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,704 Indeed it is. 274 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,515 Mr. Johnson, is this your signature? 275 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:56,386 I guess. 276 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:57,990 You guess it's your signature? 277 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:02,552 No, no. That's right. That's my signature. 278 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:04,391 Did you retain your stub? 279 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:06,595 What stub? 280 00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,296 The perforated stub on top of your ballot. 281 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:21,842 Where's that perforated stub that I gave you for your school project? 282 00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:23,243 I've got it. 283 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:36,388 It's him. 284 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:39,057 Yeah, it's him. What do you mean, "him?" Me, him? 285 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,497 Sir, your vote didn't count. 286 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,771 Mr. Johnson, it's our duty to inform you... 287 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:49,639 that you are entitled to recast your ballot in a timely manner. 288 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,301 What if I don't want to? 289 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:54,404 Bud! 290 00:26:56,615 --> 00:27:01,187 Alright then, how about if I, how about if I just whisper it to you then? 291 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,655 Right here we'd get it over with, right now and you can listen too! 292 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:06,054 No, sir, there are strict rules and legal procedures. 293 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:10,084 Legal shit. Shit, fellas, I can't afford a lawyer. 294 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:13,126 You're not in trouble. You don't need a lawyer. 295 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:15,830 However, I will have to administer an oath. 296 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:16,966 An oath? 297 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:18,799 An oath. Please, place your hand on the Bible. 298 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,408 Do you, Earnest Johnson... 299 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,870 swear to recast your ballot in the spirit of the law? 300 00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:29,209 Yeah, yes, sure. Okay. 301 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:30,543 So noted. 302 00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:34,211 A petition will be filed on your behalf and a date will be set for your revote. 303 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:39,016 Does this put me on some sort of fast track list? 304 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,656 You know, for like jury duty? 305 00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:47,757 Considering the gravity of this situation, keep all of this a secret. 306 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:50,065 Have a good night. 307 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,112 Sorry. 308 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:12,046 You should be! I could get into all kinds of trouble because of you! 309 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,860 Gosh, Molly! 310 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:18,921 Why can't you learn just to let things be? 311 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:23,759 I told you this was important to me, but you never listen! 312 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:37,416 Another astonishing development: New Mexico Elections Bureau is reporting... 313 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:41,512 a single irregular ballot is holding up a final decision in the state. 314 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:45,283 As I said, a single ballot. That's one vote, folks! 315 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:48,761 This really couldn't get any stranger, MSNBC has learned that the voter... 316 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,286 has been identified and has agreed to recast the ballot. 317 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:55,790 One voter will decide the fate of the state's five electoral votes. 318 00:28:55,935 --> 00:29:00,839 On this bizarre day, no one will soon forget, one American citizen... 319 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:04,798 will effectively choose the next President of the United States. 320 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:08,878 Apparently the electronic voting machine malfunctioned. 321 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:11,684 The ballot was scanned, but the machine died before the vote was counted. 322 00:29:11,684 --> 00:29:12,584 It's an anomaly. 323 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,984 No shit, Larry! What polling station was the machine in? 324 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:17,022 Texico, New Mexico, sir. 325 00:29:17,823 --> 00:29:18,949 Is that a place? 326 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:21,851 Where the hell is Texico? 327 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,690 New Mexico, sir, Curry County. 328 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:27,027 New Mexico election law dictates if a voter's right is violated... 329 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,193 The voter shall be-entitled to recast the ballot. I know. 330 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:34,861 Alright, kids, we're going to war. 331 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,135 A map! Somebody get me a map! 332 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:41,472 There's one schmuck standing between us and the White House. Find out who it is. 333 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,213 We can't do that legally. 334 00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:45,581 Just find him. 335 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:54,325 We were supposed to my cytoplasm out of Jell-O today. 336 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:58,797 What kinda kid would rather sit in a crummy classroom... 337 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,162 than be out here? 338 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:04,124 What kind of father goes fishing when he should be looking for a new job? 339 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,039 The kind who would just like... 340 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:10,975 to spend a little more time with his daughter. 341 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:12,839 That's who. 342 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:15,608 - Fine. - Fine. 343 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,009 Anyway, I've been thinking. 344 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:21,781 How refreshing! 345 00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:27,953 Jesus! You gotta quit being such a smart ass all the time? 346 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:30,996 And you've got to stop using Jesus as a cuss word all the time! 347 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,265 He's a billion people's Savior. 348 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:35,358 Alright, fine, okay? I get it. 349 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,868 - Fine. - Fine. 350 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:48,447 I wish... your mom could be here... 351 00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:51,007 to talk to you about everything that's going on. 352 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,251 I really do. 353 00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:59,918 No, she... no, she can't. 354 00:31:02,127 --> 00:31:03,116 She's just, she can't, baby. 355 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:08,332 Bud. 356 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:15,231 Next Tuesday, is bring your father to school day. 357 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:20,034 - So? - I want you to come. 358 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:26,145 It's not gonna embarrass you that I don't have a job? 359 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:27,778 I don't care. 360 00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:29,882 I want you to come anyway. 361 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,719 - Think you can remember? - Of course. 362 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:40,190 How? 363 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:41,933 Well... 364 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,460 I'll write it on my forehead. 365 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,646 Can I go to school, now? 366 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:03,520 Yes. Just one more cast. 367 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,694 Why don't you go start the truck. 368 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:35,485 Try to get a two shot, alright? Okay, come on! 369 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:36,776 Earnest Johnson! 370 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,320 - Yes? - Kate Madison. 371 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,217 - Hi, there. - Hi. 372 00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:46,363 Shit! You're the lady from the news. 373 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:48,729 I am, and I'd like to ask you a few questions. 374 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,166 You know, you're much prettier than you are on the TV. 375 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:52,504 Thanks. I would... 376 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:56,133 Don't get me wrong, you're pretty on the TV too. 377 00:32:57,342 --> 00:32:59,674 Just, we got an old set that kinda "squirshes" you. 378 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:00,641 Squishes everybody. 379 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,215 I believe, Mr. Johnson. I believe... 380 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:04,842 You can call me Bud. 381 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:08,754 Bud. I was hoping you could tell me why those men... 382 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:11,245 flew from Santa Fe, to see you in the middle of the night. 383 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:22,824 Well, actually, I kinda promised to keep that a secret. 384 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:26,427 You mean, you're going to recast your vote. 385 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:31,776 Well, shit, I guess that I guess it ain't that much of a secret then. 386 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:36,172 Now, listen, Bud, you need to watch your language. 387 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,474 - We're taping this for TV, okay? - The language? 388 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:41,119 Goddamnit, yes of course! 389 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:46,657 The question now is, who you voted for and are you going to vote the same way? 390 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:50,758 Remind me again who's running? 391 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:54,689 What you're saying is, you're keeping an open mind? 392 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,566 Yeah, that's... 393 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,367 That's the kinda guy I am. 394 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:01,261 You gotta be kidding me! 395 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,965 This is OJ big. Bigger! 396 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:06,835 I gotta call network! 397 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:11,817 John, let me break the story. 398 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,546 I thought I was gonna die in this shithole. 399 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,279 You said that when the time was right, you'd give me a chance. That's the time! 400 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:17,515 We'll be back to a real market. 401 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:21,493 The city! With elevators and Chinese restaurants and crime and traffic. 402 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:24,396 I got the tape of Mrs. Zachary's prize winning sow. 403 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,330 Screw Mrs. Zachary. And screw the sow! 404 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:27,489 You promised me. 405 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,824 Get network on the phone. Don't screw it up. 406 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:34,630 - You won't regret it! - Better not! Darlene! 407 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:50,077 So... is your dad coming to talk to our class? 408 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:56,817 I don't know. Doesn't really leave the house much since my mom left. 409 00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,488 Mine left too. 410 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:03,334 She's pursuing a singing career in Albuquerque. 411 00:35:05,037 --> 00:35:07,369 I'm going to move there when she becomes a big star. 412 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,236 And she's gonna take me on tour and everything. 413 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:12,873 She'll probably do a concert in Austin. 414 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:15,937 I could get you free tickets. 415 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:19,075 Maybe. Guess I could borrow my dad's car. 416 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:23,881 I'll wait till he gets drunk. Sometimes he passes out. 417 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,086 Do you think I could try your skateboard? 418 00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:35,325 Okay. 419 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:46,844 I'm the king of Curry County, John, and I've been 15 years at this desk. 420 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:50,109 I feel for you, Ted. Don't make me call security. 421 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,189 Holy crap! 422 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,458 You, desk! Sit! 423 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,098 People, we go live in 30 seconds! 424 00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:09,132 From this point on, the news counts! 425 00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:13,570 So excited, I got my accent back. My god! 426 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,607 And cue graphics! 427 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,440 And cue music! 428 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,809 And cue! 429 00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:27,617 Good evening. This is Madison, coming to you from Curry County, New Mexico. 430 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:31,222 Over the last 24 hours, the American political process... 431 00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:35,089 has ground to a virtual standstill as the world watches... 432 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:40,162 waiting for the outcome of an election. Today, I uncovered the identity... 433 00:36:40,265 --> 00:36:43,063 of the person the entire world has been looking for. 434 00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:46,702 The one swing voter who will decide the election. 435 00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:50,464 Those of you hoping to hear that decision will be sorely disappointed. 436 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:53,906 Because you are about to meet a registered independent... 437 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,843 who claims to be keeping an open mind. 438 00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:00,312 Imagine, on this man's shoulders... 439 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,453 stands the future of the free world. 440 00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:05,255 Just the kind of guy I am. 441 00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:11,459 Let it never again be said, that a single vote counts for nothing. 442 00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:21,996 Bud! 443 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:23,330 Bud! 444 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:25,101 What? 445 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,635 There's some people outside. 446 00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:32,209 Geez, you gotta stop waking me up like this, okay? 447 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:33,945 You're gonna kill me. 448 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:36,317 There are some people outside! 449 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:38,517 People? 450 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:40,555 God! 451 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,229 No, not there! Out front! 452 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:49,525 Oh, God... What now? 453 00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:53,931 - Dad, hurry up! - Yeah, I'm going, honey. 454 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,432 There's a lot of people out there. 455 00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:02,304 Okay, honey, let's see what the fuss is all about. 456 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:07,680 Is that him? 457 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:09,481 Bud! 458 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:12,045 Mr. Johnson, any decisions yet? 459 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:27,528 - Holy shit! - What do they want? 460 00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:30,173 I don't know. 461 00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:35,371 Go turn the TV on, baby. 462 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,485 We are in the midst of a historic moment. 463 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:50,094 The swing voter has finally been identified. 464 00:38:50,262 --> 00:38:53,493 We go live now to a trailer in Texico, New Mexico. 465 00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:56,629 Earnest Johnson made an appearance just moments ago. 466 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,495 Apparently, overwhelmed by the media presence. 467 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:03,698 And Mr. Landry, exactly how long have you known Earnest Johnson? 468 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,243 Earnest Johnson? Hey, Earnest! 469 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,716 - You mean Bud? - We all grew up together. 470 00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:14,219 How do you think he's shouldering the responsibility... 471 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,687 of picking the next President of the United States? 472 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:21,724 Well, I'm sure that... 473 00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:26,360 Earnest is... crapping his pants. 474 00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:32,003 He's a good guy. He likes to treat them good. 475 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,028 We used to light the mesa back here on fire! 476 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:42,276 It's all my fault, isn't it? 477 00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:44,577 No! No, no, no, baby, no. 478 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:49,052 None of this would have happened if I hadn't let you down. 479 00:39:50,322 --> 00:39:51,482 What are we gonna do? 480 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,049 Well... 481 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,725 I'm gonna back these people up. 482 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:06,227 Holy shit! 483 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:08,863 There's so many! 484 00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:13,869 Ok, I'm just gonna go out there, right? I'm gonna... 485 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:19,878 I'm gonna walk out there and tell those people it wasn't me who voted. 486 00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:21,747 No, you can't! 487 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,087 Why not? 488 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:25,650 You swore to that judge, on a Bible and everything. 489 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,954 What? That was the middle of the night. That can't count! 490 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:32,760 You were under oath, Bud. Voter fraud is a felony. 491 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:35,298 And one more felony and they take me away from you. 492 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,424 You're right. Shit! I am down to one! 493 00:40:49,381 --> 00:40:50,348 What do we do? 494 00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:59,187 We lie. We have to. 495 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:07,659 Okay, that's a good plan. Just a little white lie is all this is. 496 00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:09,962 - Between us. - Just between us. 497 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:13,696 Who knows, maybe this thing, all these... 498 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:18,865 Maybe all these people, they just go away. 499 00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,312 Stop! Stop! 500 00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:40,719 What the hell is this? 501 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:42,625 The biggest space we could find. 502 00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:47,966 How we gonna do this? Build a campaign around one man? 503 00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:50,366 - I don't know how to do this. - You're gonna leave it to me. 504 00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:53,299 We're gonna win him, Don! We're gonna win this guy. 505 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,774 We got the issues on our side! 506 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:57,542 - There you go! - He's gonna love me! 507 00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:58,736 What's not to love? 508 00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:06,944 We're in trouble. I need you to dig up everything you can on Earnest Johnson. 509 00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:08,486 Talk to his family, his friends. 510 00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:10,784 I want to know what he reads, what television show he watches. 511 00:43:10,855 --> 00:43:15,315 His hobbies, his favorite foods, his hopes, his dreams, everything. 512 00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:20,194 All we have to do is win over one American mind! 513 00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:21,991 You know, I was just thinking, Marty. 514 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,894 I'd like to get to know this Bud Johnson. Personally. 515 00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:26,137 Okay. Good. 516 00:43:26,971 --> 00:43:28,438 Maybe take him out for some ice cream. 517 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:32,969 Ice cream? 518 00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,573 What grown man doesn't like ice cream? 519 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:42,717 No higher education, not much lower education. 520 00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:45,182 Divorced single father, recently laid off. 521 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:46,348 What's our first step? 522 00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:49,652 Put you in a room together. See if you persuade him to come over to our side. 523 00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:55,697 I like it. Him and me in a room. Yes, talking ideas, seeing what comes up. 524 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,735 Great plan. I'll get you some talking points. 525 00:43:57,735 --> 00:43:59,293 I'm good off the cuff already. 526 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:04,309 Of course! We're just gonna get an itty bitty think tank together. 527 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:08,075 We'll run the data, see what you two could possibly have in common. 528 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,313 Your petition has been processed. 529 00:44:10,548 --> 00:44:15,019 And in accordance with New Mexico state law, Chapter 1, Article 13, Section 11. 530 00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:19,324 Could you do us a favor and back these news people up a little bit? 531 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:22,316 We could barely sleep last night. 532 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:29,434 Said voter Earnest Johnson, is hereby authorized... 533 00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:31,425 to recast his vote 10 days from today along official. 534 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:35,039 And there's a fat guy there, he keeps leaning on my truck... 535 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,098 fixing his hair in my side mirror. 536 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:46,284 Said voter, Earnest Johnson, is hereby authorized to recast his vote... 537 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:49,754 10 days from today. Along official documentary notification... 538 00:44:49,754 --> 00:44:51,847 to both state, federal regulatory authorities. 539 00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:55,053 Bud, life's gonna be a little different from now on. 540 00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:57,358 You'll need security around the clock. 541 00:44:57,962 --> 00:44:58,587 For what? 542 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,827 You're a household name. 543 00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:04,191 Every political nut job in the country is gonna make their way down here. 544 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:08,795 In 10 days, you gonna make the most important decision in the free world. 545 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:11,776 And it is our job to make sure this thing comes off fair and square. 546 00:45:11,776 --> 00:45:14,745 So, if there's anything that you think we need to know... 547 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:19,845 Like what? 548 00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:22,617 Something we may find out later. 549 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:25,382 Better now, than later. 550 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:32,554 No, sir, there's nothing to know. 551 00:45:36,701 --> 00:45:39,261 Molly! Molly! Molly! 552 00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:42,537 - I don't believe it. She's his daughter! - Who's his daughter? 553 00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:45,243 The Chairman of the Fed, the girl that won the essay contest. 554 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:47,370 Remember, I ran the story on her, election day? 555 00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:50,780 This is perfect! The network wants to do an interview with her daddy. 556 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,951 I'm not going to use this little girl! 557 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:55,476 I've told you this before. I have integrity, like Paula Zahn. 558 00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:57,322 I met Paula Zahn. 559 00:45:57,322 --> 00:46:00,018 Paula Zahn eats where my friend is a waiter, alright? 560 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,651 I don't want to hurt your feelings, you're no Paula Zahn. 561 00:46:02,727 --> 00:46:03,785 No Paula Zahn? 562 00:46:03,895 --> 00:46:06,397 I booked this story. It was me. 563 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:10,527 Yes, that's why everybody here is trying to rip it out from under you. 564 00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:14,294 You want a desk in New York, you want a desk in Los Angeles? 565 00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:16,839 Forget everything you learned in journalism school. 566 00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:21,911 This isn't new anymore. This isn't life. This is bigger. This is television! 567 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:56,414 The Johnsons have been virtually besieged inside their trailer. 568 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:59,315 But we're lucky to be joined by their pizza delivery man. 569 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,351 How would you characterize Earnest Johnson's state of mind? 570 00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:05,518 Mostly I'd say, he was hungry. 571 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:06,749 He was hungry. 572 00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:08,893 Well, there you have it. 573 00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,258 I ain't tipping him anymore. 574 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:13,190 I ought to trim Mrs. Hardy's elm. 575 00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:17,857 Looks like it's moving in our roof. What do you think? 576 00:47:18,736 --> 00:47:21,296 Hard to tell. What do you think? 577 00:47:22,774 --> 00:47:23,536 Definitely. 578 00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:27,905 Since has become the most Googled town in the world... 579 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,740 narrowly edging out in Jihad. 580 00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:02,840 Holy crap! 581 00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:04,543 - You Bud? - Yeah! 582 00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:06,582 You're Richard Petty. 583 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:07,680 You got it, man. 584 00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,417 Hold on. Honey! It's the king! 585 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:14,384 I got a friend down the road I want you to meet. You wanna go for a ride? 586 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:21,324 Yes! Could my daughter come? 587 00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:24,832 In that case, maybe you'd better drive. Precious cargo and all! 588 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,104 Just a minute, Mr. Petty. Hey, Chubby! 589 00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:37,408 Just because it ain't rolling, don't make it furniture! Back out of here! 590 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,047 Come on, baby! We gotta go! 591 00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:42,381 You're Richard Petty! 592 00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:53,089 Molly! Get a picture, honey. 593 00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:58,398 If you told me two days ago that I'd be driving your Dodge... 594 00:48:58,669 --> 00:48:59,897 - Did you get it? - Yes. 595 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:03,572 Get one more. Get it with my chin out a little bit. Like that. 596 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:05,440 Like a hero. 597 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:08,175 I told you, you crazy! 598 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:10,174 You ain't seen nothing yet. 599 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:39,067 Bud! 600 00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:41,905 This is the President's plane. 601 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:48,578 Hello, you be Molly. I'm Mr. Fox, I work with the President. 602 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,920 Hi. Hi. Bud, Martin Fox. 603 00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:53,781 - Hello. - How are you? Come in. 604 00:49:53,858 --> 00:49:55,587 Take your hat off please. Your hat. 605 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,326 So, this is the Johnson family. 606 00:49:58,896 --> 00:50:00,557 Welcome to Air Force One. Hi, Molly. 607 00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:02,289 - Thanks for having us, sir. - It's a pleasure. 608 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,195 - Mr. President. - Huh? 609 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,060 Call him Mr. President. 610 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,902 It's an honor, Mr. President. 611 00:50:10,074 --> 00:50:12,133 It's an honor to meet you, Bud. May I call you Bud? 612 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:14,302 Yes, Mr. President. 613 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:15,643 Come on in, come on. 614 00:50:17,982 --> 00:50:18,710 God, this... 615 00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:22,715 This place is it's really something! 616 00:50:24,589 --> 00:50:26,284 It's my little home in the sky. 617 00:50:26,991 --> 00:50:30,757 It's kinda, like a trailer with wings. 618 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:32,856 Fine analogy, Bud. 619 00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:36,300 Molly, I saw your speech on TV the other night. 620 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,489 Very impressive! 621 00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:42,206 - Say thank you, baby. - Thank you, Mr. President. 622 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:44,037 - You must be a very proud father. - Yes, sir. 623 00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:49,712 God, I'm sorry. Mr. President. 624 00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:54,619 You can see why she's definitely the brains of our operation. 625 00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:57,053 I know what you mean. We all need a Molly. 626 00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:59,319 Marty here, is my Molly. 627 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:03,961 That's right. Molly, I bet a smart kid like you... 628 00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:05,656 would love to see the war room. 629 00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:07,665 No, thanks. 630 00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:11,362 Why don't we have a peek and then your dad and the President can have a talk. 631 00:51:11,435 --> 00:51:14,404 Go on, Honey. Daddy has to talk to the President. 632 00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:19,173 She's a firecracker! 633 00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:22,144 Yes, sir, she's the whole deal! 634 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:26,049 I wouldn't mind seeing the war room, Mr. President. 635 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:30,482 I'll show it to you later. And please, call me Andy. 636 00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:32,788 - Andy? - Yeah. 637 00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:37,828 Are you sure, that-that other guy... 638 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:40,388 I know, things can get a little formal around here. 639 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:43,133 Commander in Chief, running the country and all that. Please. 640 00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:46,228 I am just an ordinary man, like you... 641 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,367 The kinda guy you can sit down and have a beer with. 642 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,771 Would you like a beer, Bud? 643 00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:55,169 A beer? 644 00:51:58,582 --> 00:51:59,276 No shit? 645 00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:00,746 No shit. 646 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:03,542 Well, then... 647 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:07,619 - Yes. Hell, yeah, Andy. - Okay! 648 00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:09,959 David, would you get us a couple of beers, please? 649 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,254 - Thank you very much. - So... 650 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:15,663 you're gonna have some story to tell your friends. 651 00:52:18,369 --> 00:52:22,567 I read about you in the paper. They say you've never lost an election. 652 00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:26,634 That's right. You can learn a lot from reading the newspaper. 653 00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:31,506 They also said that you don't believe in anything anymore. 654 00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:34,214 Even if it meant selling your mother's soul. 655 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:37,880 No, see, no, see that's libelous, Because my mother is a wonderful... 656 00:52:38,055 --> 00:52:41,183 wonderful, wonderful woman. 657 00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:56,535 If you met my mother, you'd understand. 658 00:52:58,642 --> 00:52:59,836 You a football fan, Bud? 659 00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:04,572 Well, I'm an American, aren't I? 660 00:53:06,450 --> 00:53:08,475 I played a little in high school. 661 00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:10,317 Did you now? What position? 662 00:53:10,454 --> 00:53:11,443 I was quarterback. 663 00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:16,588 I always thought football was a strategic game. A lot like diplomacy. 664 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:20,331 You got your offense, your defense, the President is like your quarterback... 665 00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:21,798 and the American voters... 666 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,501 Well... they're like the coach. 667 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:28,837 Never thought of it that way. 668 00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:30,508 Now the coach's job is to make sure... 669 00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:34,569 that the right man has the football at the critical time. 670 00:53:35,112 --> 00:53:37,080 I know exactly what you mean, Andy. 671 00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:38,710 Do you? 672 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:42,450 Maybe not. 673 00:53:46,257 --> 00:53:47,417 Bring in the football, please. 674 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:51,261 Bud. 675 00:53:53,998 --> 00:53:55,056 You wanna hold the football? 676 00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:57,893 There's a football in there? 677 00:54:03,207 --> 00:54:05,232 That case holds the launch codes... 678 00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:07,607 to America's nuclear arsenal. 679 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,512 That's what this election's all about. 680 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:16,810 Launch codes like... missiles and shit? 681 00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:20,323 I want you to pretend that America is a team... 682 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,590 - and you're the coach. - Okay. 683 00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:27,364 Let's say it's the 4th quarter. We've got possession, but we're down by five. 684 00:54:27,364 --> 00:54:29,800 North Korea has us pinned in our own fifteenth line... 685 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:34,737 with one second on the dooms day clock. What are you doing to do? 686 00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:39,968 Okay, you go long. The only thing standing between victory and defeat... 687 00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:42,673 is a successful Hail Mary. One play. 688 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,005 Who are you gonna give the ball to, Bud? 689 00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:48,419 Do you pin your hopes on some liberal second string quarterback... 690 00:54:48,419 --> 00:54:51,650 who hasn't had five minutes in the big show? Of course you don't. 691 00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:55,055 You do the smart thing. 692 00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:59,296 The only thing. You go with your strongest arm, the man... 693 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,230 who's carried you through the season, who's never let you down. 694 00:55:07,404 --> 00:55:09,872 Bud, America's counting on you. 695 00:55:10,441 --> 00:55:14,070 Yes, sir. I'm not gonna let them down. 696 00:55:14,612 --> 00:55:15,476 But, here. 697 00:55:18,382 --> 00:55:20,850 Wouldn't want to drop the old football. 698 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:23,084 Blow up France or something. 699 00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:25,222 You couldn't. 700 00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:29,852 There's a whole bunch of secret codes and these special little keys. 701 00:55:30,394 --> 00:55:31,053 Here's to you! 702 00:55:33,531 --> 00:55:36,762 Look at all... Look at all this stuff they give us, Molly. 703 00:55:37,401 --> 00:55:40,837 They give us the same shampoo that the President uses. 704 00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:42,205 Great. 705 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,972 So, what did you guys talk about? 706 00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:55,545 - Stuff. - What stuff? 707 00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:56,843 You know... 708 00:55:58,622 --> 00:55:59,714 grown up stuff. 709 00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:01,046 Like? 710 00:56:02,226 --> 00:56:03,386 Like... 711 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:08,590 Bud! 712 00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:11,595 What stuff? 713 00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:14,797 Like grown up stuff. You know, coaching. Football. 714 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,135 Geothermal nuclear war. 715 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,110 Andy's, a great... great guy. 716 00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:25,706 He's not Andy. He's the President of the United States. 717 00:56:25,849 --> 00:56:27,009 And he just wants your vote. 718 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:30,310 And gee, guess what? He's gonna get it. 719 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:32,048 It's not even yours to give! 720 00:56:33,691 --> 00:56:34,350 You're gonna... 721 00:56:37,261 --> 00:56:38,660 ruin everything. 722 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,695 Andy, the President, invited me to watch the game... 723 00:56:42,866 --> 00:56:44,501 - with him on Monday night. - That's a bribe! 724 00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:46,526 That's not a bribe. 725 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:47,730 - Is too. - It is not. 726 00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:49,033 - Is too. - It is not. 727 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:51,472 - Is too! - Is not! What it is, "too"? 728 00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:54,878 - What the hell do you know? - More than you. 729 00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:55,980 - You do not. - Do too. 730 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,743 - You do not. - Do too. 731 00:57:01,652 --> 00:57:03,244 - Fine. - Fine. 732 00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:11,725 Did you smell all the leather on that plane? 733 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,529 If I made you feel second best 734 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,737 I'm sorry I was blind 735 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:27,543 No, baby, leave it, leave it. That's Willie. 736 00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:32,338 You were always on my mind 737 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,254 Hi, I'm Willie Nelson. 738 00:57:37,254 --> 00:57:40,382 And when I'm not performing, I'm usually getting involved. 739 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,885 Hey, Bud, if you're out there and you're watching... 740 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,727 He's talking to us! 741 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,667 There's a special dinner, especially for you in your honor... 742 00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:55,333 hosted by my good friend and Presidential candidate Donald Greenleaf. 743 00:57:55,572 --> 00:57:57,972 - I'll see you here tonight. - I'll do it, Willie! 744 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,843 This is really getting weird. 745 00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:32,409 Democrat or a Republican? 746 00:58:32,409 --> 00:58:35,845 I'm Art Crumb, Donald Greenleaf's campaign manager. 747 00:58:36,113 --> 00:58:37,910 - Nice to meet you. - Same here. 748 00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:43,219 You must be Molly. Quite an essay. You have a future in politics one day. 749 00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:45,385 You might too. One day. 750 00:58:48,392 --> 00:58:49,120 Shall we go in? 751 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,997 Not too hard to be nice, come on. 752 00:58:54,798 --> 00:58:56,595 Party. Party! 753 00:58:57,501 --> 00:59:00,265 Right this way... make yourselves at home. 754 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:03,406 Hello. 755 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:06,104 As you can see, we've got a lovely buffet. 756 00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:07,607 Would you like a bud, Bud? 757 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:10,105 Sure. 758 00:59:11,348 --> 00:59:15,444 Look at that. You got chipped meat on toast. 759 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:17,685 My momma used to make that for me. 760 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:20,124 - No kidding? - Yes. 761 00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:21,819 There's all you can eat. 762 00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:23,383 It's all in your honor. 763 00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:26,355 And there's all the Willie Nelson you can listen to. 764 00:59:26,630 --> 00:59:28,427 I understand you're an aficionado. 765 00:59:28,632 --> 00:59:32,432 Yes, sir, I was in an all Willie tribute band for about five years. 766 00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,260 Called ourselves The Half Nelsons. 767 00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:36,230 Only his songs? 768 00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:39,373 No other request. But you know, I got my own stuff. 769 00:59:40,611 --> 00:59:42,841 So, why don't you guys do one of your songs tonight? 770 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:49,685 I would but my rhythm section's incarcerated. 771 00:59:50,521 --> 00:59:52,011 We've pulled a few strings. 772 00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:55,092 - Hey, Bud! Bud! - Hey, boys! 773 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:55,922 Come on up! 774 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:57,984 They paying us? 775 00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:01,656 You really did, you got them out. Thank you. Pull strings. 776 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:06,893 Bud! Buddy, Buddy! Buddy, look at me! 777 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:11,907 Damn, Hank, you look good. Just like prom. 778 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:19,313 Thank you. Thank you, amigo. This is the best day of my life. 779 01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:26,015 There's someone very special I'd like you to meet. 780 01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:29,287 Mr. Johnson! 781 01:00:34,698 --> 01:00:36,188 Donald Greenleaf. 782 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,196 Too tight. 783 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:47,473 Hell of a party you got here, Mr. Greenleaf. 784 01:00:47,544 --> 01:00:51,378 Yes, sir. We democrats are one hell of a party. 785 01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:53,808 Call me Don. 786 01:00:56,787 --> 01:00:57,754 Okay, Don. 787 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:00,345 The stage awaits. 788 01:01:04,695 --> 01:01:06,026 Well, he said so, right? 789 01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:35,951 Pontiac, Pontiac 790 01:01:36,159 --> 01:01:39,060 Out there in my backyard. 791 01:01:39,162 --> 01:01:43,622 I'm gonna fix it up, paint it red gonna make that engine go 792 01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:50,896 Chevrolet, Chevrolet 793 01:01:51,108 --> 01:01:53,702 Chevy year that running Past fly, this and that 794 01:01:54,111 --> 01:01:59,413 Gonna make that engine go You ready? 795 01:02:01,818 --> 01:02:06,278 They're all in my backyard Them old cars 796 01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:09,526 I love everyone of them 797 01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:12,017 Molly? You remember me? 798 01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:14,491 Hi, Ms. Madison. 799 01:02:15,999 --> 01:02:17,899 Don't worry, I didn't bring a camera. 800 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:23,098 I'm gonna get one running yet. 801 01:02:25,108 --> 01:02:29,306 All this craziness. I don't know how you're doing it. 802 01:02:34,051 --> 01:02:37,543 If you ever want to talk, you call me anytime, okay? 803 01:02:38,221 --> 01:02:41,088 I'm gonna give you my card. There you go. 804 01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:46,452 You want an interview with Bud, right? 805 01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:49,228 I'd like him to think about it. 806 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:54,131 Okay. 807 01:02:54,705 --> 01:02:57,538 I'll get one running yet 808 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:02,936 I'll get one running yet 809 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:08,648 I'll get one running yet 810 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:19,262 I'll get one running yet 811 01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:24,864 I'll get one running yet 812 01:03:35,912 --> 01:03:37,539 Bud! You're the man! 813 01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:44,886 Well... I like you, Bud. 814 01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:48,689 You seem to be a real genuine sort of guy. 815 01:03:48,759 --> 01:03:49,589 Thanks, Don. 816 01:03:49,860 --> 01:03:52,351 Tell me about yourself. You got any hobbies? 817 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:54,062 Just... 818 01:03:55,599 --> 01:03:56,964 just fishing. 819 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:01,735 You're a fellow angler! 820 01:04:03,106 --> 01:04:04,505 What kind of rod do you use? 821 01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:09,405 Well, I use a six and a half foot graphite Johnny Morris signature series. 822 01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:10,936 Heavy? 823 01:04:12,215 --> 01:04:13,079 Medium heavy. 824 01:04:13,950 --> 01:04:16,646 Bait catching reel, twelve pound test. 825 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:19,284 Don't tell me. 826 01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:23,619 Seven inch power grub, purple shaky worm. 827 01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:29,421 Yes, sir! Damn, he, he, you know your equipment! 828 01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,430 I figured you for a bass man. 829 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:32,692 Well, I... 830 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,269 try to take Molly out as much as I can. 831 01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:38,203 We caught a two dinner stripe on the Pecos just the other day. 832 01:04:39,142 --> 01:04:40,803 I'm sorry to hear that, Bud. 833 01:04:41,912 --> 01:04:42,571 Why? 834 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:47,316 There's a bill in the House targeting the Pecos River for... 835 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,376 reallocation. 836 01:04:52,656 --> 01:04:53,884 You lost me there. 837 01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:56,891 That's where a big corporation builds a dam. 838 01:04:57,327 --> 01:05:00,694 Limits the flow of water, the fish can't get to their spawning grounds... 839 01:05:01,164 --> 01:05:03,530 eventually the whole population dies off. 840 01:05:05,702 --> 01:05:10,264 That sucks, because I've been fishing there my whole life. 841 01:05:10,607 --> 01:05:13,910 You'd better look for another river, because President Boone has received... 842 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:17,175 ten million dollars in contributions from the energy company... 843 01:05:17,347 --> 01:05:19,679 and he's got to pay them back somehow. 844 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:25,078 Come on, now. Come on, Andy wouldn't do that. 845 01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:28,457 He already did, Bud. He already did. 846 01:05:30,727 --> 01:05:32,490 Okay. Can't you do something? 847 01:05:32,863 --> 01:05:34,330 If I'm elected President. 848 01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:45,330 What? 849 01:05:45,876 --> 01:05:48,310 No, tell me exactly what was said. 850 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:54,549 It's my commitment to protect the wild places in this country... 851 01:05:54,918 --> 01:05:56,317 for future generations. 852 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,750 And I'm not going to stop there, Bud. 853 01:05:59,723 --> 01:06:02,317 With your help, my administration... 854 01:06:02,526 --> 01:06:05,051 will be a leader in environmental protections. 855 01:06:22,846 --> 01:06:24,074 My fellow Americans... 856 01:06:24,614 --> 01:06:29,745 I give you, the Pecos River National Wildlife Preserve! 857 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,697 And what can only be characterized as a complete policy reversal... 858 01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:51,433 the President has surely alienated his corporate donors... 859 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:54,272 by adopting a pro-environment stance. 860 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:56,580 Bud and Molly Johnson were on hand today... 861 01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:58,241 We are the environmental party! 862 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:01,551 Those bastards stole our platform. 863 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,555 Put the PR people on standby. 864 01:07:05,555 --> 01:07:08,524 - You want Spiegelman Fischer? - Too high brow. 865 01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:11,350 - What about those iPod guys? - No, Larry, too urban. 866 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,623 Get the guys who do those Miller Lite spots. 867 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,894 The ones with those girls wrestling in the fountain. 868 01:07:18,268 --> 01:07:19,530 I don't know, Mr. Crumb. 869 01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:22,128 I like the narrator's voice. His cadence. 870 01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:24,369 Just call them. 871 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:28,211 Galena hates those ads, Artie, she says they send the wrong message. 872 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:31,180 Your wife's not our target demographic, that son of a bitch is. 873 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:34,747 Great. 874 01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:38,713 He's got the Secret Service running flight patterns! 875 01:07:45,161 --> 01:07:49,689 All we need is an issue that matters to this guy. 876 01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:51,798 One issue, one man... 877 01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:55,099 one vote. 878 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,501 Boy. 879 01:08:05,548 --> 01:08:06,378 I already own it. 880 01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:09,583 Alright, I'm gonna buy a hotel. 881 01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:20,126 Hi, there. I've got a delivery for Bud Johnson. 882 01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:21,455 From who? 883 01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:24,064 From everyone. 884 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,781 Tell me, what drives Bud Johnson? 885 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:56,454 Right now, an '89 Chevy Silverado. 886 01:08:58,001 --> 01:09:01,402 You don't have to lift that up. If you leave it, it's probably better. 887 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:04,407 - This thing is getting away from you. - I'm doing the best I can. 888 01:09:04,407 --> 01:09:07,711 Do better! I thought you wanted to get out of this shithole town! 889 01:09:07,711 --> 01:09:09,178 I want to get out the facts! 890 01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:14,079 You hear that? The clicking. 891 01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,016 Click, click. 892 01:09:16,786 --> 01:09:20,722 The sound of a million remote controls changing the channel on your ass. 893 01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:22,858 Click equals death! 894 01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:26,496 You got to get people a reason to watch. This is the prime time news. 895 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,589 The key word, being new! 896 01:09:29,466 --> 01:09:32,594 Find me something. You just got taken down by Mary Hart! 897 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:38,575 Bud, in looking at it, is there any issue in particular that... 898 01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:40,133 has touched you personally? 899 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:45,140 Yeah, yeah, insourcing. 900 01:09:45,648 --> 01:09:47,309 You mean, outsourcing. 901 01:09:47,484 --> 01:09:49,509 No, I mean in. 902 01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:52,021 - Can you elaborate? - Yeah, well... 903 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:56,082 where I used to work, there's a bunch of guys I know, they got laid off. 904 01:09:57,026 --> 01:10:01,264 Instead of sending our jobs, losing our jobs to Mexico... 905 01:10:01,264 --> 01:10:03,789 they're bringing in Mexicans to take our jobs. 906 01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:07,263 And we're out. 907 01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:11,241 Wait a minute, could I say that again? I don't think that came out right. 908 01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:12,503 That came out great. 909 01:10:13,576 --> 01:10:15,134 That came out very well, Mr. Johnson. 910 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:18,608 Very authentic. Central casting? 911 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,140 Border patrol? 912 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:24,485 So, they're actual undocumented workers? 913 01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:27,315 We prefer undocumented actors. 914 01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,893 Alright, rehearsal's up, back it into one please! 915 01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:40,429 But we courted the Pro-Immigrant movement. 916 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:44,631 Inclusiveness is the foundation of our party. It's our base! 917 01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:48,165 We no longer have a base. Bud Johnson's our base. 918 01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:50,676 I don't even recognize myself anymore. 919 01:10:51,514 --> 01:10:53,505 And what about... Rainbow House? 920 01:10:53,716 --> 01:10:56,981 Screw! This guy cares about immigration. 921 01:10:57,353 --> 01:11:00,516 You wanna win? Go out there and rip the Statue of Liberty a new one! 922 01:11:01,324 --> 01:11:02,655 And action! 923 01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:06,996 Bud, in the last four years, President Boone... 924 01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:11,092 has allowed millions of illegal aliens to cross the border... 925 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:15,194 Flooding cities like Los Angeles, New York and Texico. 926 01:11:15,338 --> 01:11:19,742 With your help, Bud, my administration will mend our broken borders... 927 01:11:19,742 --> 01:11:21,676 and stop insourcing. 928 01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:25,014 A vote for Greenleaf is a vote for America... 929 01:11:25,482 --> 01:11:28,610 An America where Americans come first. 930 01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:32,812 This land is our land, Bud. Help me keep it that way. 931 01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:39,058 Dear Tommy, I was very moved by the letter from your 6th grade class. 932 01:11:39,496 --> 01:11:41,930 Global warming is a serious issue... 933 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:45,768 and I promise to make it a top priority in my discussions with the candidates. 934 01:11:45,768 --> 01:11:48,532 "Dear Mrs. Anderson, thank you for your letter. 935 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:53,243 I am doing everything I can to press the candidates about health insurance." 936 01:11:53,243 --> 01:11:56,701 "Dear Mr. Olsen, I sympathize with your fears about job security. 937 01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:59,407 I promise you, I will not ignore the issues... 938 01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:02,883 Education, veterans, the economy... 939 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:05,618 health care, the environment. 940 01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:10,625 I am working tirelessly. I'm doing everything I can. 941 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:14,862 Sincerely, Earnest Bud Johnson." 942 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:45,884 Now! 943 01:12:48,097 --> 01:12:48,586 Now! 944 01:12:49,632 --> 01:12:50,929 Oh, my God! Don! 945 01:12:51,301 --> 01:12:52,734 The goose is down! 946 01:12:54,470 --> 01:12:55,437 How many fingers? 947 01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:59,904 America wants to know what it's like to be Bud Johnson. 948 01:13:01,344 --> 01:13:02,470 It doesn't suck. 949 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:03,742 Come on! 950 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:07,007 I've heard you've received marriage proposals in the mail, true? 951 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:11,710 Yeah, you can tell that Miss September... 952 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:16,184 that I'm weighing my options. 953 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,689 Hurry up, Bud! 954 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:20,761 People Magazine named you the Sexiest Man of the Year. 955 01:13:21,097 --> 01:13:24,191 Yeah? Well, what can I say? 956 01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:26,832 Guilty as charged! 957 01:13:28,771 --> 01:13:29,499 These people! 958 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:32,803 Molly, what do you think of your Dad? What do you think? 959 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:49,119 Go ahead, go on. Stick your head up with that little camera. You turd! 960 01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:54,423 Bud... Bud! 961 01:13:54,831 --> 01:13:56,799 - Freeze! - Stop. 962 01:13:57,734 --> 01:13:58,359 Stop. 963 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:00,626 Stop! 964 01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:06,531 Come on, Molly? It's just chocolate. From the gun people. 965 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:09,135 - I fixed you bacon and eggs. - You did? 966 01:14:09,846 --> 01:14:10,580 That's nice! 967 01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:13,606 - I want you to look nice. - What's the occasion? 968 01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:15,879 There's someone I think you should talk to. 969 01:14:16,419 --> 01:14:16,908 Sit. 970 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:22,151 She's different than all the others. I think her heart's in the right place. 971 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,291 I want you to try not to say anything embarrassing, okay? 972 01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,158 - To who? - Ms. Madison. 973 01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:32,194 - The TV woman? - She's outside. 974 01:14:33,102 --> 01:14:35,332 - She's outside? - Yes. In the kitchen. 975 01:14:36,506 --> 01:14:38,371 - She's in our kitchen? - Yes. 976 01:14:39,842 --> 01:14:41,776 Just try and be normal. 977 01:14:43,379 --> 01:14:44,368 Do I smell? 978 01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:50,211 Then, give me the Old Spice. God darn it! I was just having some fun! 979 01:14:56,959 --> 01:14:58,688 Molly, these eggs are amazing. 980 01:14:59,629 --> 01:15:01,756 Yes, they sure are. 981 01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:03,358 Thanks. 982 01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:09,468 Well... 983 01:15:10,973 --> 01:15:13,168 I like this new look on you. 984 01:15:13,443 --> 01:15:16,207 It's good, isn't it? Professional. 985 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:19,413 Yeah, its damn good. 986 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:25,287 Anyway, Bud, I was thinking about interviewing you over the next days. 987 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:27,689 Get to know you and your thoughts. 988 01:15:28,791 --> 01:15:32,090 Think people really care about my thoughts? 989 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:34,720 I really do considering the choice you're about to make. 990 01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:39,635 Did you say you went to Texico High? 991 01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:42,627 She did. Only her name was Morales. 992 01:15:43,339 --> 01:15:44,135 Morales? 993 01:15:46,943 --> 01:15:52,779 You're kidding. One of Bobby Morales little sisters? 994 01:15:52,849 --> 01:15:54,612 Yeah, that's me. 995 01:15:55,418 --> 01:15:56,680 Small world! 996 01:15:56,886 --> 01:16:00,322 Small town. Then, Bud, are you ready? 997 01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:01,952 It's a good time? 998 01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:04,816 Yeah, go ahead, shoot. 999 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:19,903 Thanks, Bud. 1000 01:16:22,211 --> 01:16:25,078 Why don't we get started with your opinion of gay marriage. 1001 01:16:25,148 --> 01:16:28,311 Shit! Do we have to? 1002 01:16:28,384 --> 01:16:31,751 - So, you're against it. - I... no, I didn't say that. 1003 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:33,715 Then, what is your position? 1004 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:38,527 I don't have a position on it. Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about it. 1005 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:42,994 My daddy always said whatever a king does in his castle is his business. 1006 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:47,227 I guess the same can go for two queens. 1007 01:16:52,909 --> 01:16:56,970 I'm President Boone, and I'd like you to meet a few friends of mine. 1008 01:16:57,613 --> 01:17:00,173 They're our doctors, and our peace officers. 1009 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:03,915 They teach our children, they serve nobly in our armed forces. 1010 01:17:04,086 --> 01:17:06,289 For two long, homosexual Americans... 1011 01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:08,314 have been persecuted by the country they love. 1012 01:17:08,891 --> 01:17:14,124 This President, if re-elected, will implement the open door initiative. 1013 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:19,465 Gay Americans alike will be able to proudly step out of the closet... 1014 01:17:19,602 --> 01:17:24,699 and on to the alter, to exchange the sacred vows enjoyed by the rest of us. 1015 01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:29,712 Bud, With your help, this Republican administration... 1016 01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:33,011 will say, I do. To gay marriage. 1017 01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:34,880 I do. 1018 01:17:37,787 --> 01:17:38,481 I do. 1019 01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:40,053 I do! 1020 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,748 I do. 1021 01:17:41,891 --> 01:17:42,823 I do! 1022 01:17:44,427 --> 01:17:45,621 I do! 1023 01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:53,199 - I did it! - That 'a way, baby! 1024 01:17:54,804 --> 01:17:58,103 When we were kids, this was the only thing to do on the weekends. 1025 01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:00,940 Still is. 1026 01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:14,049 Well done, Bud. 1027 01:18:14,957 --> 01:18:15,514 See? 1028 01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:17,950 Let's get to some real issues. 1029 01:18:19,729 --> 01:18:20,354 Okay. 1030 01:18:20,963 --> 01:18:24,626 Pro-life or pro-choice? Where do you stand? 1031 01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:27,964 Well... 1032 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:33,839 Life's pretty good. Right about now. 1033 01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:35,540 So, you're pro-life then? 1034 01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:39,877 Who isn't? 1035 01:18:42,685 --> 01:18:43,208 Artie. 1036 01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:47,879 - Artie. - What? 1037 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:53,095 I don't feel comfortable with this. We're headed in the wrong direction. 1038 01:18:53,095 --> 01:18:54,426 No, it's gonna be great. 1039 01:18:54,630 --> 01:18:56,427 - Artie. - And action! Action! 1040 01:18:56,599 --> 01:18:57,964 And action, Donald! 1041 01:19:02,838 --> 01:19:04,032 What is our future? 1042 01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:06,600 I'll tell you what our future is. 1043 01:19:07,143 --> 01:19:10,379 Children like these, like your daughter, Bud. 1044 01:19:10,379 --> 01:19:13,473 Happy, free, full of promise. 1045 01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:18,816 But imagine a world without all this joyous laughter. 1046 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:21,249 I'm talking about abortion. 1047 01:19:21,824 --> 01:19:24,860 President Boone, he claims he's pro-life. 1048 01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:26,362 But yet under his leadership... 1049 01:19:26,362 --> 01:19:30,560 no significant challenge has been leveled against Roe versus Wade. 1050 01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:33,569 With your help, Bud, the Greenleaf administration... 1051 01:19:33,569 --> 01:19:38,472 will lead a genuine effort to reverse this inhumane court decision. 1052 01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:43,304 So, join me and the Democrats as we preserve all life... 1053 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:47,940 That's for filling God's intelligent design. 1054 01:19:48,417 --> 01:19:51,318 I'm Donald Greenleaf and I approve this message. 1055 01:19:51,587 --> 01:19:53,350 That don't seem right. 1056 01:19:54,256 --> 01:19:57,054 He's only saying that because you said you didn't like abortion. 1057 01:19:57,226 --> 01:19:59,091 Yeah, but I didn't say that. 1058 01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:01,228 You told that you were pro-life. 1059 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:03,423 So what? 1060 01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:07,492 Pro-life means anti-abortion. Roe versus Wade? Hello! 1061 01:20:08,204 --> 01:20:09,364 This isn't working. 1062 01:20:09,872 --> 01:20:12,670 I thought would help, but it's just worse. 1063 01:20:12,742 --> 01:20:14,676 You're the one that wanted me to talk to her. 1064 01:20:14,744 --> 01:20:17,872 I thought you might like her. She's smart, and nice... 1065 01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:20,107 not like the other women you spend time with. 1066 01:20:23,786 --> 01:20:25,481 Which women would those be, Molly? 1067 01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:27,650 The ones that dance, Bud. 1068 01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:31,256 Well, at least they got jobs. 1069 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,729 It's all getting turned upside down now. 1070 01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:38,893 What's all getting turned upside down? 1071 01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:41,698 You're ruining America! 1072 01:20:42,438 --> 01:20:45,032 - I'm what? - You're ruining EUA! 1073 01:20:45,107 --> 01:20:47,143 - I'm ruining EUA? - Yes! 1074 01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:47,666 What? 1075 01:20:49,111 --> 01:20:52,915 What I finally am is having a little good luck... 1076 01:20:52,915 --> 01:20:54,678 and you're giving me shit about it! 1077 01:20:58,654 --> 01:21:00,747 You know what all this means for someone like me? 1078 01:21:02,158 --> 01:21:04,827 I had dreams once. Maybe it weren't this... 1079 01:21:04,827 --> 01:21:07,887 but I was in the fifth grade, so I had them. 1080 01:21:09,265 --> 01:21:09,959 And now... 1081 01:21:12,268 --> 01:21:15,601 I pretty much been headed on a road for being a nobody and now that... 1082 01:21:15,671 --> 01:21:19,903 I am a somebody, you can't stand that I'm getting a little attention. 1083 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:23,207 - A little? - Yeah, a little. 1084 01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:26,107 Maybe I'll tell the truth, Bud. 1085 01:21:26,949 --> 01:21:28,109 - The truth? - Yes. 1086 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,409 The truth about what? 1087 01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:35,820 Maybe I'll tell everybody it was me who tried to vote while you got drunk! 1088 01:21:36,192 --> 01:21:38,456 I don't care if they take me away from you. 1089 01:21:38,527 --> 01:21:40,119 Molly... Hey, Molly! 1090 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:43,558 Leave me alone. 1091 01:21:50,005 --> 01:21:51,905 - Fine. - Fine. 1092 01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:55,068 Fine. 1093 01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:48,394 Could you sign it? 1094 01:22:50,432 --> 01:22:51,592 Sure thing, Curly. 1095 01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:59,163 Hey, Bud... did you give the President's butt a kiss from us? 1096 01:23:04,346 --> 01:23:05,574 You got something to say, Walt? 1097 01:23:08,050 --> 01:23:11,884 It's not just me, Bud. No one likes what you done to this town. 1098 01:23:12,288 --> 01:23:14,188 What's gonna happen after you vote? 1099 01:23:14,523 --> 01:23:18,425 Everyone's gonna pack up and leave us in the same shape as they found us. 1100 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,892 Bud, you're on TVagain! 1101 01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:26,702 Hey, Bud, you're on TV again. 1102 01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:28,829 People have to stop saying Bud Johnson is good for democracy. 1103 01:23:29,205 --> 01:23:32,197 He's made us the laughing stock of the entire world. 1104 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:36,011 The news media follows him around like a bunch of paparazzi, because... 1105 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,343 we're more concerned with his fifteen minutes of fame... 1106 01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,778 than we are with the choice he's about to make. 1107 01:23:41,383 --> 01:23:43,374 Is anybody really listening to this guy? 1108 01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:48,189 Wake up, America! Bud Johnson, is a dumbass! 1109 01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:08,670 Your wife has just arrived, Mr. Greenleaf. 1110 01:24:08,744 --> 01:24:10,473 Thank God! Good. 1111 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:13,141 Please, don't upset him. 1112 01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:16,412 When did you get in? I missed you so much! 1113 01:24:18,654 --> 01:24:20,952 You are letting this two bit hack destroy you. 1114 01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:24,927 You are everything that the Republicans accused you of being. 1115 01:24:24,927 --> 01:24:27,896 A spineless amateur. Afraid to take a position. 1116 01:24:27,963 --> 01:24:30,022 I am not afraid to take a position. 1117 01:24:31,467 --> 01:24:33,697 Okay, sometimes I have second thoughts. 1118 01:24:33,969 --> 01:24:35,960 But what thinking person doesn't? 1119 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:39,939 You used to stand for something. Both of you. 1120 01:24:40,676 --> 01:24:41,472 Let her go. 1121 01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:44,039 What's happened to you, Art? 1122 01:24:44,546 --> 01:24:45,843 I'm gonna win this time. 1123 01:24:46,148 --> 01:24:48,717 You used to run campaigns that meant something. 1124 01:24:48,717 --> 01:24:53,780 They would have meant something if the candidates I backed had won! 1125 01:24:55,057 --> 01:24:59,391 You know what's like to be on the right side of every issue on the theory stage? 1126 01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:02,059 The hope that rocks with every loss? 1127 01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:06,299 Not this time. Never again. 1128 01:25:19,381 --> 01:25:21,144 Back to work! Everybody! 1129 01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:28,819 Look at that! 1130 01:25:29,258 --> 01:25:32,125 You burnt the hot dog, just a little bit. 1131 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:33,890 Just the way I like them! 1132 01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:37,865 - Bud? - Yes? 1133 01:25:39,201 --> 01:25:43,137 I think we should ask for a Presidential debate. 1134 01:25:45,407 --> 01:25:49,178 Come on! Can't we just talk about something else for one night? 1135 01:25:49,178 --> 01:25:51,203 Just for a minute? Maybe? 1136 01:25:53,282 --> 01:25:55,876 What did you just say to me? 1137 01:25:57,052 --> 01:26:00,510 A Presidential debate. Where you get to ask questions. 1138 01:26:00,689 --> 01:26:03,055 Please. Just stop. 1139 01:26:03,192 --> 01:26:05,558 It's important! It could help you decide. 1140 01:26:05,627 --> 01:26:07,185 Help me decide. 1141 01:26:08,097 --> 01:26:09,565 Think about what you're saying to me. 1142 01:26:09,565 --> 01:26:12,796 I have! You should read all this mail you've been getting. 1143 01:26:13,268 --> 01:26:15,168 People are writing to you for help. 1144 01:26:15,637 --> 01:26:17,730 People are writing me letters. So what? 1145 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,401 I can't help these people. 1146 01:26:22,344 --> 01:26:23,572 You can speak for them. 1147 01:26:27,950 --> 01:26:28,939 Will you do it for me? 1148 01:26:35,157 --> 01:26:37,955 I'm doing this all because of you! 1149 01:26:42,965 --> 01:26:46,526 Confirmed, one Presidential debate will occur this Wednesday night... 1150 01:26:47,002 --> 01:26:50,130 at which Mr. Johnson will ask both candidates a set of questions. 1151 01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:53,105 The following day, he'll cast his vote. 1152 01:26:57,479 --> 01:26:59,470 Bud, what will you ask at the debate? 1153 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:03,985 Truth is, I don't know yet, but I'm... 1154 01:27:05,521 --> 01:27:06,715 I'll figure it out. 1155 01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:15,657 I hate debates. Where they try-to trick you. 1156 01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:17,999 I know, but you'll be fine. 1157 01:27:18,834 --> 01:27:20,859 We have two days to sew this thing up. 1158 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:23,466 I'm gonna need you to meet with Bud again. 1159 01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:27,808 And, offer him a little incentive. 1160 01:27:29,545 --> 01:27:31,604 You want I give him a bag of cash? 1161 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:33,612 No, he's got too much attention on him for that. 1162 01:27:34,149 --> 01:27:36,640 I was thinking that maybe you'd offer him a job. 1163 01:27:37,186 --> 01:27:40,212 Something with benefits. If you know what I mean. 1164 01:27:41,023 --> 01:27:42,718 Marty, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1165 01:27:44,860 --> 01:27:47,454 I'm not sure about our strategy on this whole Bud thing. 1166 01:27:47,896 --> 01:27:51,093 You've never questioned me before. On anything. 1167 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:52,323 Ever. 1168 01:27:52,901 --> 01:27:56,860 I know and I'm not saying I won't do it. I just... 1169 01:27:58,507 --> 01:27:59,974 I can't shake this feeling... 1170 01:28:01,643 --> 01:28:04,510 The way we've been switching positions, and now offering Bud... 1171 01:28:06,482 --> 01:28:08,450 We're just doing what we always do. 1172 01:28:10,586 --> 01:28:11,177 That's all. 1173 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:15,185 Dancing the dance, Courting the voters. 1174 01:28:16,725 --> 01:28:19,626 Except this time, it's only one voter. 1175 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:22,361 It's one guy. 1176 01:28:23,532 --> 01:28:25,363 This is history, Mr. President. 1177 01:28:26,702 --> 01:28:28,294 It's never happened before. 1178 01:28:28,837 --> 01:28:32,967 This is a moment the whole world will remember. Forever. 1179 01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:36,466 I understand. 1180 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:44,751 What are we about? 1181 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:46,211 Winning. 1182 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:51,426 Because if we don't win, you can't do what you set out to do. 1183 01:28:52,394 --> 01:28:54,328 And what you've done, won't matter. 1184 01:28:55,063 --> 01:28:58,123 If we don't win, it's all over. 1185 01:28:59,301 --> 01:29:00,359 And you're over. 1186 01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:02,529 Bud! 1187 01:29:05,974 --> 01:29:06,736 Bud! 1188 01:29:10,779 --> 01:29:11,803 What time is it? 1189 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,974 Late. It's late. You promised to take me in today. 1190 01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:18,816 Okay! Just give me a few minutes. 1191 01:29:20,155 --> 01:29:22,680 What's today? 1192 01:29:24,726 --> 01:29:25,658 Forget it. 1193 01:29:28,964 --> 01:29:30,761 Can you take me, please? 1194 01:29:33,335 --> 01:29:35,303 Yeah Ye. Let's go. 1195 01:29:40,576 --> 01:29:41,600 Oh, God! 1196 01:29:43,946 --> 01:29:46,471 Hey, wait a minute, Molly. 1197 01:29:54,456 --> 01:29:56,583 Molly! Molly! 1198 01:29:56,658 --> 01:29:59,593 Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson! 1199 01:30:00,662 --> 01:30:02,289 The President would like a word with you. 1200 01:30:02,931 --> 01:30:04,626 - The President? - Yes, sir. 1201 01:30:07,469 --> 01:30:08,766 Hey, get a life! 1202 01:30:10,973 --> 01:30:14,101 I used to work at Gilmore before I got laid off. 1203 01:30:14,843 --> 01:30:17,334 Now, I find work wherever I can. 1204 01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:20,878 Mow people's lawns, fixing stuff. 1205 01:30:22,050 --> 01:30:23,142 Hasn't been easy. 1206 01:30:26,555 --> 01:30:27,146 Molly. 1207 01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:34,292 I'd sure appreciate it if your Dad could put in a good word for me at the plant. 1208 01:30:35,664 --> 01:30:38,724 Thank you, Michael and Mr. Everett for that... 1209 01:30:40,035 --> 01:30:41,024 presentation. 1210 01:30:42,337 --> 01:30:43,634 Who's next? 1211 01:30:44,339 --> 01:30:44,930 Molly. 1212 01:31:01,757 --> 01:31:04,089 I guess you all probably know my dad. 1213 01:31:06,928 --> 01:31:08,919 He really wanted to be here today, but... 1214 01:31:10,565 --> 01:31:12,658 he had so many important things to do. 1215 01:31:14,770 --> 01:31:16,362 He's doing his best, but... 1216 01:31:17,673 --> 01:31:19,504 he can't be everywhere at once. 1217 01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:24,403 Ever since all this stuff happened... 1218 01:31:27,182 --> 01:31:29,377 he's really been under a lot of pressure. 1219 01:31:32,854 --> 01:31:34,617 I just want you to know that... 1220 01:31:35,590 --> 01:31:38,457 he takes his responsibilities seriously... 1221 01:31:40,195 --> 01:31:43,631 and that he really cares about helping poor people... 1222 01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:45,665 and sick people. 1223 01:31:47,402 --> 01:31:49,893 And people that can't help themselves. 1224 01:31:55,277 --> 01:31:55,902 My... 1225 01:31:59,981 --> 01:32:03,041 my dad wants to make this country a better place. 1226 01:32:18,333 --> 01:32:19,994 Do you think much about your future? 1227 01:32:22,237 --> 01:32:23,295 What future? 1228 01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:25,771 I know what you mean. 1229 01:32:26,475 --> 01:32:28,534 We all worry about the sun down years. 1230 01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:31,709 Sooner or later, all this hoopla is gonna die down. 1231 01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:33,415 They're gonna build me a library. 1232 01:32:33,415 --> 01:32:35,110 And you're gonna be just another face in the crowd. 1233 01:32:37,753 --> 01:32:38,617 Can't wait. 1234 01:32:40,522 --> 01:32:42,217 What you need to think about is security. 1235 01:32:43,391 --> 01:32:44,551 Now I've got a friend... 1236 01:32:46,495 --> 01:32:50,659 who might have a job for you. In the lobby business. 1237 01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:54,828 Like opening doors for people? 1238 01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:56,802 Very astute! 1239 01:32:57,339 --> 01:33:00,308 Open doors to politicians. And their checkbooks. 1240 01:33:00,308 --> 01:33:03,539 People really like you, Bud. They feel like you're one of them. 1241 01:33:05,113 --> 01:33:06,944 I'm not quite following you, Andy. 1242 01:33:13,355 --> 01:33:15,721 Sometimes you gotta figure out what you want in this life. 1243 01:33:17,225 --> 01:33:19,420 Then you have to decide how much it's worth to you. 1244 01:33:20,629 --> 01:33:22,426 Because they're gonna put it on your tombstone. 1245 01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:25,366 It's your legacy. 1246 01:33:26,968 --> 01:33:28,902 A measure of what you left behind. 1247 01:33:30,839 --> 01:33:31,601 Are we... 1248 01:33:33,875 --> 01:33:35,638 are we still talking about the job? 1249 01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:39,779 The lobby business? 1250 01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:45,586 Right. Forget that. 1251 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:51,184 It's not worth it. 1252 01:34:00,569 --> 01:34:01,433 And thank you. 1253 01:34:36,037 --> 01:34:36,731 Molly! 1254 01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,031 You said that if I ever wanted to talk, right? 1255 01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:44,773 Here's some hot cocoa. 1256 01:34:46,548 --> 01:34:48,539 Sorry. All I had was skim milk. 1257 01:34:48,783 --> 01:34:49,681 It's okay. 1258 01:34:52,754 --> 01:34:53,721 What's going on? 1259 01:34:55,357 --> 01:34:57,825 - It's all my fault. - What's your fault? 1260 01:34:58,159 --> 01:35:00,218 Bud was supposed to meet me after school. 1261 01:35:00,428 --> 01:35:03,329 He knew how important it was to me. But he got drunk. 1262 01:35:04,099 --> 01:35:07,569 He never even showed up. I didn't know what else to do! 1263 01:35:07,569 --> 01:35:09,764 Wait, Molly, what are you saying? 1264 01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:12,297 Molly? 1265 01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:14,967 Aren't you gonna get that? 1266 01:35:16,411 --> 01:35:20,711 Yeah, give me two seconds. Stay here. I'm gonna get them off the phone. 1267 01:35:30,959 --> 01:35:35,896 Can call you back? This isn't a good time. Yeah, I know. 1268 01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:38,790 I know. You already told me that. 1269 01:35:46,841 --> 01:35:48,809 Look, can I call you back? 1270 01:35:49,511 --> 01:35:50,170 Molly? 1271 01:35:51,813 --> 01:35:52,507 Molly! 1272 01:36:08,830 --> 01:36:09,455 Are you okay? 1273 01:36:11,032 --> 01:36:13,023 You think your dad might be passed out tonight? 1274 01:36:16,938 --> 01:36:18,997 Then, you're going to recast your vote. 1275 01:36:19,107 --> 01:36:21,735 I guess it ain't that much of a secret then, is it? 1276 01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:29,348 If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 1277 01:36:29,951 --> 01:36:31,782 For those who do not remember the past... 1278 01:36:33,788 --> 01:36:35,722 Remind me again who's running? 1279 01:36:35,924 --> 01:36:38,290 So, what you're saying is, you're keeping... 1280 01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:41,991 It's all my fault. Bud was supposed to meet me after school. 1281 01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:45,361 He knew how important this was to me. But he got drunk. 1282 01:36:45,767 --> 01:36:49,100 He didn't even show up. I didn't know what else to do! 1283 01:36:49,371 --> 01:36:50,672 Molly, what are you saying? 1284 01:36:50,672 --> 01:36:51,661 He didn't vote! 1285 01:36:54,609 --> 01:36:56,211 What do you mean, she's missing? 1286 01:36:56,211 --> 01:36:57,679 I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson. It's all my fault. 1287 01:36:57,679 --> 01:36:59,014 For crying out loud, Lewis! 1288 01:36:59,014 --> 01:37:02,973 You guys guard Presidents. 1289 01:37:04,719 --> 01:37:05,651 She's smarter! 1290 01:37:08,289 --> 01:37:09,187 Tell me about it! 1291 01:37:21,102 --> 01:37:22,364 What is all this? 1292 01:37:23,405 --> 01:37:24,895 She's been answering your mail. 1293 01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:26,465 For what? 1294 01:37:29,210 --> 01:37:32,737 She wanted people to think that you cared. 1295 01:37:34,315 --> 01:37:35,247 She told you that? 1296 01:37:49,464 --> 01:37:52,592 Does have any friends we should contact? 1297 01:37:52,667 --> 01:37:53,497 I don't know. 1298 01:37:58,740 --> 01:38:01,834 No, she's not the friend type. 1299 01:38:03,044 --> 01:38:03,601 Jed. 1300 01:38:04,813 --> 01:38:07,615 - Jed? Who's Jed? - It's a boy she likes. 1301 01:38:07,615 --> 01:38:09,810 She likes a boy? 1302 01:38:10,118 --> 01:38:12,109 Jed Barkley. He's in her class. 1303 01:38:12,287 --> 01:38:14,687 He's a little shy, but they're friends. 1304 01:38:15,423 --> 01:38:19,382 - Is she told you that? - Yes, sir. 1305 01:38:25,033 --> 01:38:26,660 Do you have any idea where she might be going? 1306 01:38:33,208 --> 01:38:36,143 Yeah, I'm can guess where she's going. 1307 01:38:36,678 --> 01:38:38,475 Just tell us where, we'll go pick her up, sir. 1308 01:38:41,349 --> 01:38:45,012 She's my daughter. I'll get her myself. 1309 01:39:11,679 --> 01:39:12,543 This is it. 1310 01:39:14,382 --> 01:39:15,610 Sure you wanna go in? 1311 01:39:17,385 --> 01:39:18,977 Came this far, didn't we? 1312 01:39:20,889 --> 01:39:23,949 I'll wait here awhile. Just in case you want to go home. 1313 01:39:29,297 --> 01:39:30,764 I never want to go home. 1314 01:40:06,301 --> 01:40:06,790 Yes? 1315 01:40:08,002 --> 01:40:09,629 I'm looking for Larissa Star. 1316 01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:15,876 Well, she's gone. She's moved out a long time ago. 1317 01:40:22,016 --> 01:40:23,142 I think you're her. 1318 01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:32,722 You Jed? 1319 01:40:34,896 --> 01:40:37,456 - It's okay, is she in there? - Yes, sir. 1320 01:40:39,667 --> 01:40:40,599 Wait here. 1321 01:40:49,377 --> 01:40:50,537 You're all grown up! 1322 01:40:51,946 --> 01:40:53,140 You look like your dad. 1323 01:40:54,816 --> 01:40:56,374 He says I look like you. 1324 01:40:57,352 --> 01:41:01,152 Does he? So, why did you come here? 1325 01:41:02,457 --> 01:41:06,325 You wrote me a letter. You said I could come live with you. 1326 01:41:07,495 --> 01:41:09,929 That was a long time ago, honey. 1327 01:41:11,733 --> 01:41:13,496 Things have changed. 1328 01:41:14,669 --> 01:41:17,866 I'm close to getting a record deal. 1329 01:41:18,940 --> 01:41:20,805 I did a gig a couple of months ago. 1330 01:41:21,109 --> 01:41:26,514 This guy wants to put me in touch with this big time Nashville producer. 1331 01:41:26,514 --> 01:41:28,141 So he's gonna call me. I'm not gonna be ready. 1332 01:41:29,050 --> 01:41:33,009 I gotta get ready. There's a lot I gotta do, so I can't do this. 1333 01:41:34,722 --> 01:41:37,919 I'm not well. Can't you see that? 1334 01:41:39,894 --> 01:41:41,725 I can take care of you, Mom. 1335 01:41:41,963 --> 01:41:45,057 I don't want anybody to take care of me. I don't want you here. 1336 01:41:46,234 --> 01:41:47,166 Dad! 1337 01:41:50,838 --> 01:41:52,499 Jesus Christ, Larissa! 1338 01:41:53,308 --> 01:41:55,043 I don't want her to see me like this. 1339 01:41:55,043 --> 01:41:58,774 Molly, you gotta go outside, okay? For me. You got out there and wait. 1340 01:41:59,247 --> 01:42:02,045 - Dad! - Just outside. Now! 1341 01:42:11,192 --> 01:42:14,286 I heard you'd finally gotten cleaned up. 1342 01:42:14,662 --> 01:42:18,291 Who told you that? My God, what is going on out there? 1343 01:42:18,366 --> 01:42:19,133 I can't explain. 1344 01:42:19,133 --> 01:42:23,365 What are you, famous now? You think you can just come? I can't do this! 1345 01:42:23,471 --> 01:42:26,634 - Wait... - No! No! Come here. 1346 01:42:26,908 --> 01:42:28,209 I'm not mad Larissa. 1347 01:42:28,209 --> 01:42:29,403 I'm trying to tell you... 1348 01:42:29,811 --> 01:42:33,614 I can't be a mom right now. I can't. Stay back! I can't... 1349 01:42:33,614 --> 01:42:37,607 be a mom right now. I can't do it. I can't do it. 1350 01:43:50,291 --> 01:43:51,724 Said no reporters, Lewis. 1351 01:43:51,926 --> 01:43:53,294 I just want to talk to you. 1352 01:43:53,294 --> 01:43:54,727 I don't have time, Kate. 1353 01:43:55,229 --> 01:43:59,600 I'm moderating a Presidential debate tomorrow night in front of a zillion. 1354 01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:03,263 So as much as I'd love for you to make an ass out of me again on TV... 1355 01:44:03,438 --> 01:44:05,030 I kinda have some preparing to do. 1356 01:44:09,410 --> 01:44:11,844 I have to catch up on the issues. 1357 01:44:12,914 --> 01:44:14,279 Like all of them! 1358 01:44:14,849 --> 01:44:15,372 Bud. 1359 01:44:19,053 --> 01:44:20,953 I know what happened election night. 1360 01:44:22,156 --> 01:44:25,319 I'm running the story. I just want to make sure I've got my facts right. 1361 01:44:25,793 --> 01:44:29,661 The bartender claims you left the Starline about 7:30. 1362 01:44:30,298 --> 01:44:30,992 Is that correct? 1363 01:44:31,766 --> 01:44:32,528 Yes, madam. 1364 01:44:32,967 --> 01:44:36,164 Giving you plenty of time to meet at the polling station... 1365 01:44:37,038 --> 01:44:38,096 and cast your vote... 1366 01:44:38,739 --> 01:44:39,296 right? 1367 01:44:42,410 --> 01:44:45,243 I... guess so. 1368 01:44:46,681 --> 01:44:47,739 Just making sure. 1369 01:44:50,618 --> 01:44:53,644 I'm sorry. I got something for you. 1370 01:44:57,124 --> 01:44:59,092 Kinda forgot who I was for a moment. 1371 01:44:59,961 --> 01:45:00,950 Forgive me? 1372 01:45:02,129 --> 01:45:02,925 That depends. 1373 01:45:04,665 --> 01:45:07,225 Can you help me, help him tonight? 1374 01:45:10,471 --> 01:45:11,403 I'd love to. 1375 01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:15,004 I work two jobs just trying to make ends meet. 1376 01:45:15,610 --> 01:45:17,178 Last year my son was diagnosed with... 1377 01:45:17,178 --> 01:45:22,582 Law makers renewed the primary programs for low income HIV and AIDS patients. 1378 01:45:22,917 --> 01:45:25,852 Named for Ryan White, a young AIDS activist... 1379 01:46:46,434 --> 01:46:47,594 Good evening everyone. 1380 01:46:47,802 --> 01:46:51,135 We come to you live from a small American town... 1381 01:46:51,639 --> 01:46:54,972 a town most of us had never heard of just a few weeks ago. 1382 01:46:55,176 --> 01:46:57,311 A town you couldn't find on the map... 1383 01:46:57,311 --> 01:47:00,769 because Texico, New Mexico, wasn't on the map. 1384 01:47:01,482 --> 01:47:02,847 But it's on the map now. 1385 01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:06,717 The whole world has descended on this town for an historic event. 1386 01:47:06,854 --> 01:47:09,755 A political debate unlike any other. 1387 01:47:09,890 --> 01:47:12,484 Tomorrow morning, Earnest Bud Johnson... 1388 01:47:12,560 --> 01:47:15,222 will walk into a voting booth and make a choice. 1389 01:47:15,763 --> 01:47:20,894 And his choice will affect our lives for generations to come. 1390 01:47:21,469 --> 01:47:25,132 The stakes could not be higher. What do you expect? 1391 01:47:25,206 --> 01:47:29,074 I wonder, Aaron, what the founding fathers would make of all this. 1392 01:47:29,276 --> 01:47:32,973 Would they be mortified, or would they be jumping for joy? 1393 01:47:33,114 --> 01:47:36,345 Something tells me that somewhere right now... 1394 01:47:36,517 --> 01:47:40,977 Franklin and Jefferson are looking down and smiling. 1395 01:47:41,389 --> 01:47:42,913 Smiling or laughing? 1396 01:47:43,090 --> 01:47:45,092 I don't know if they're smiling. 1397 01:47:45,092 --> 01:47:48,425 That's not exactly who they had in mind for picking the President of the USA. 1398 01:47:48,596 --> 01:47:53,090 We're sending someone out there who really is, as far as, we can tell lost. 1399 01:47:53,234 --> 01:47:56,397 Can he find himself suddenly, tonight on this stage... 1400 01:47:56,537 --> 01:47:58,903 Or is he going to look like a rodeo clown down there? 1401 01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:03,204 Tonight, the whole country is watching and we watch with you. 1402 01:48:04,211 --> 01:48:05,542 I'm gonna puke. 1403 01:48:05,613 --> 01:48:07,672 Bud, look at me. Look at me. 1404 01:48:08,315 --> 01:48:11,045 Just be yourself. You're gonna be great. 1405 01:48:14,989 --> 01:48:18,015 Hey, remember dad. No cussing! Okay? 1406 01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:20,016 - Fine. - Fine. 1407 01:48:20,995 --> 01:48:22,929 Mr. Johnson, one minute, please. 1408 01:48:26,233 --> 01:48:27,131 Good luck! 1409 01:48:31,772 --> 01:48:32,932 And so we begin. 1410 01:48:33,374 --> 01:48:36,241 The crowd has settled down and we go to the stage... 1411 01:48:36,310 --> 01:48:37,777 for what promises to be... 1412 01:48:38,312 --> 01:48:42,510 one of the most unique moments in American political history. 1413 01:49:25,926 --> 01:49:28,486 Mr. President, Mr. Greenleaf... 1414 01:49:29,663 --> 01:49:33,064 I'd like to thank you for your hospitality. It's been real interesting. 1415 01:49:33,934 --> 01:49:36,528 I've said a lot of thing I didn't mean. 1416 01:49:37,338 --> 01:49:38,839 And you both made a lot of promises... 1417 01:49:38,839 --> 01:49:40,466 you probably won't be able to keep. 1418 01:49:49,850 --> 01:49:52,876 To be honest, the last 10 days have felt like a weird dream. 1419 01:49:53,721 --> 01:49:55,882 What was once kinda funny, isn't anymore. 1420 01:49:57,758 --> 01:49:58,952 From what I've read, I've... 1421 01:50:01,128 --> 01:50:03,528 well, I've scared the hell out of America. 1422 01:50:04,498 --> 01:50:07,899 I know that the world is watching, maybe even laughing. 1423 01:50:08,369 --> 01:50:10,462 People on my own TV, are saying... 1424 01:50:10,738 --> 01:50:13,969 that America, somehow, deserves this moment. 1425 01:50:15,943 --> 01:50:17,240 Guess that means me. 1426 01:50:20,114 --> 01:50:24,073 I can't say that I've been much of anything most of my life. 1427 01:50:24,151 --> 01:50:26,881 It's sorta like somewhere along the way... 1428 01:50:27,888 --> 01:50:31,725 I checked out and it's not like I had big dreams to begin with. 1429 01:50:31,725 --> 01:50:34,751 But I had something once. 1430 01:50:35,963 --> 01:50:40,835 I had something close to faith or hope or whatever... 1431 01:50:40,835 --> 01:50:43,269 whatever word you want to use for how good life could be. 1432 01:50:45,105 --> 01:50:49,577 But then, the years start moving quicker and all of a sudden... 1433 01:50:49,577 --> 01:50:51,511 what's going good out there for every else... 1434 01:50:53,214 --> 01:50:54,704 isn't going so good for you. 1435 01:50:56,050 --> 01:50:58,917 But, tonight I feel... 1436 01:51:00,754 --> 01:51:01,652 embarrassed. 1437 01:51:05,092 --> 01:51:07,458 I've had my chances, more than most. 1438 01:51:08,762 --> 01:51:10,354 I've grown up in a country where... 1439 01:51:10,698 --> 01:51:14,896 if I decided to do more with my life than just drift and drink... 1440 01:51:15,402 --> 01:51:16,994 that I could be standing where... 1441 01:51:18,606 --> 01:51:20,267 where maybe you stand tonight. 1442 01:51:21,041 --> 01:51:24,943 Instead, I've taken freely and I've given nothing. 1443 01:51:26,180 --> 01:51:27,647 I'm ashamed in front of my... 1444 01:51:29,550 --> 01:51:30,175 daughter. 1445 01:51:33,487 --> 01:51:34,545 And my country. 1446 01:51:36,657 --> 01:51:38,859 I've never served or sacrificed. 1447 01:51:38,859 --> 01:51:43,296 The only heavy lifting I've been asked is simple stuff, like... 1448 01:51:43,631 --> 01:51:46,862 pay attention. Vote... 1449 01:51:49,570 --> 01:51:51,060 For America has a... 1450 01:51:53,040 --> 01:51:55,975 if America has a true enemy tonight, I guess it's me. 1451 01:51:58,545 --> 01:52:02,538 Tonight a below average man is going to choose between two exceptional men. 1452 01:52:03,517 --> 01:52:06,008 Tomorrow, one man's vote is going to make a difference... 1453 01:52:07,388 --> 01:52:09,219 'Cause tomorrow we're gonna have a President. 1454 01:52:09,523 --> 01:52:12,117 And not just someone to fill a chair in Washington. 1455 01:52:13,827 --> 01:52:16,352 We need someone who's bigger than their speeches. 1456 01:52:17,331 --> 01:52:20,994 The kind of President we learned about in school. 1457 01:52:23,137 --> 01:52:24,798 America needs a big thinker. 1458 01:52:27,174 --> 01:52:29,233 You know, like a giant, really. 1459 01:52:29,576 --> 01:52:32,739 Someone who has the good sense to get in front of our problems. 1460 01:52:33,213 --> 01:52:36,383 Somebody who has the wisdom to lead to us a place... 1461 01:52:36,383 --> 01:52:38,749 where we're at peace with ourselves and the world. 1462 01:52:40,721 --> 01:52:43,986 And just for the record, I want you both... 1463 01:52:45,225 --> 01:52:48,023 I want you both to know that I think a hella lot of you. 1464 01:52:58,872 --> 01:53:03,309 Tonight, I am going to speak for people I have never met... 1465 01:53:06,447 --> 01:53:09,348 whose letters touched me in a way I didn't think was possible. 1466 01:53:12,586 --> 01:53:14,554 My first question comes from... 1467 01:53:14,855 --> 01:53:16,982 Peter Manthis, in Henderson, Kentucky. 1468 01:53:17,391 --> 01:53:18,585 "Dear Mr. Johnson... 1469 01:53:18,792 --> 01:53:21,454 my wife and I have three little girls. 1470 01:53:21,528 --> 01:53:25,089 We both work two jobs just trying to make ends meet. 1471 01:53:26,734 --> 01:53:29,328 And some weeks, we don't make it." 1472 01:53:30,037 --> 01:53:32,906 "When you work hard and you still can't take care of your family... 1473 01:53:32,906 --> 01:53:36,535 you start to question yourself as a provider, as a man. 1474 01:53:37,678 --> 01:53:40,875 I know I am one. I fought for my country and I'm proud of it. 1475 01:53:42,583 --> 01:53:46,952 But it scares me to think about what would happen if one of my kids got sick. 1476 01:53:48,589 --> 01:53:53,026 "Can you ask the candidates, if we are richest country in the world... 1477 01:53:54,528 --> 01:53:57,520 how come some many of us can barely afford to live here?" 1478 01:54:00,634 --> 01:54:03,125 I'd like to take that one first, if I might, Mr. Greenleaf. 1479 01:54:04,204 --> 01:54:05,501 Answer, Mr. President. 1480 01:54:07,741 --> 01:54:11,643 Bud, I'd first like to say, how much I appreciate your thoughtfulness. 116626