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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,956 --> 00:01:01,746 And ready, here we go. Five, four, three, two-- 2 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,227 Good evening. Tragedy in Taiwan. 3 00:01:04,396 --> 00:01:07,308 Disaster in Denmark. Mayhem in Malaysia. 4 00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:09,546 Those stories and more coming up later. 5 00:01:09,716 --> 00:01:12,628 Tonight's lead story: the computer game phenomenon. . . 6 00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:16,869 . . .distributed by alleged Russian Mafia leader Konstantine Konali. . . 7 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:21,985 . . .has taken the world by storm. Out of the cold climates of Russia. . . 8 00:01:22,156 --> 00:01:24,545 . . .comes the hottest computer game sensation. . . 9 00:01:24,756 --> 00:01:26,667 . . .simply called ''The Game. '' Ed? 10 00:01:27,716 --> 00:01:31,470 -Ed, what are you doing? -You gotta try this game. lt's great. 11 00:01:32,356 --> 00:01:34,551 Not now, Ed. ln the past six months. . . 12 00:01:34,716 --> 00:01:38,550 . . . ''The Game'' has generated over $ 1 .5 billion in revenue. . . 13 00:01:38,716 --> 00:01:42,994 -. . .breaking all previous records. -Get him, you miserable bear! 14 00:01:43,156 --> 00:01:46,910 What makes this game stand out? This is the first time that a video game. . . 15 00:01:47,076 --> 00:01:48,873 . . .has appealed to a youthful. . . -Ed! 16 00:01:49,036 --> 00:01:50,947 . . .as well as a more sophisticated market. 17 00:01:51,116 --> 00:01:53,914 -Oh, sh-- -''The Game,'' available in cartridges. . . 18 00:01:54,076 --> 00:01:57,193 . . .as well as floppy disks for computer, has everybody playing. 19 00:01:57,356 --> 00:01:58,869 Take it, Lindsay, take it. 20 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:03,154 The creator and mass-marketer of ''The Game'' is Konstantine Konali. . . 21 00:02:03,316 --> 00:02:06,672 -. . .allegedly head of the Russian Mafia. -No, no, no! 22 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:09,908 Konali and-- What is he up to in Moscow? 23 00:02:10,076 --> 00:02:11,304 Get your hands off it. 24 00:02:11,476 --> 00:02:14,070 -Get your hands off the game! -l want that game! 25 00:02:14,516 --> 00:02:18,191 l'm not giving you my game! Give it to me! 26 00:02:18,356 --> 00:02:20,950 ED: You're through at this station. LlNDSAY: You're through. 27 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,151 Misha, take care of Skippy. 28 00:02:59,476 --> 00:03:00,989 Ay. 29 00:03:01,156 --> 00:03:03,192 Leonid, Leonid, Leonid. 30 00:03:03,676 --> 00:03:07,988 Enough living in the shadows. 31 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:16,874 Someday. . . 32 00:03:18,196 --> 00:03:21,950 . . .this will all. . . 33 00:03:22,516 --> 00:03:24,711 . . .be mine! 34 00:03:26,196 --> 00:03:29,711 MAN 1 : This crime problem is out of hand. MAN 2: Yes, Boris Nikolayevich. 35 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,832 BORlS: We need help. 36 00:03:31,996 --> 00:03:35,193 MAN: I can recommend a man I met during the international conference. 37 00:03:35,356 --> 00:03:37,995 I understand he has already had dealings with Konali... 38 00:03:38,156 --> 00:03:39,475 ... when Konali was in America. 39 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,991 l will make this very clear. 40 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:45,546 Can he help us get Konali? 41 00:03:45,716 --> 00:03:50,585 Yes, Boris Nikolayevich. He is just the man for the job. 42 00:03:50,756 --> 00:03:53,270 Keep me informed. 43 00:04:14,476 --> 00:04:15,875 Ah. 44 00:04:20,036 --> 00:04:22,027 [CHEERlNG ] 45 00:04:30,476 --> 00:04:31,875 Oh. 46 00:04:33,396 --> 00:04:35,387 There you are, son. 47 00:04:40,316 --> 00:04:41,874 How are the new recruits doing? 48 00:04:42,036 --> 00:04:44,869 lt might be the best class ever, except for one man. 49 00:04:45,116 --> 00:04:49,109 -He's afraid of heights. -See what you can do for him. 50 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:54,509 l find that sometimes the least likely cadets make the finest police officers. 51 00:04:54,676 --> 00:04:56,712 Commandant Lassard, throw us the ball. 52 00:05:00,236 --> 00:05:01,464 Off the scoreboard. . . 53 00:05:01,996 --> 00:05:04,430 . . .off the floor, off the wall. . . 54 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:05,870 . . .off the redhead. 55 00:05:06,476 --> 00:05:07,750 Nothing but net. 56 00:05:19,516 --> 00:05:23,475 -Not bad. -l love this game. 57 00:05:28,156 --> 00:05:29,748 Connors. Where's Connors? 58 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:32,231 WOMAN: Thanks, Connors. You fixed it. 59 00:05:34,356 --> 00:05:36,108 That's a classified police file. 60 00:05:36,276 --> 00:05:39,905 ''The academy has assembled a special team for a mission to Moscow. '' 61 00:05:40,076 --> 00:05:42,192 l'd kill for that job. 62 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,428 CONNORS: Webster's on the list. Why him? 63 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,712 Because he graduated first in our class. 64 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,671 Yeah, well. . . 65 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,795 . . .can he do this? 66 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,635 Yep. 67 00:05:59,476 --> 00:06:00,909 Can he do this? 68 00:06:03,316 --> 00:06:06,274 -Yep. -That's all l got. 69 00:06:11,836 --> 00:06:13,155 WOMAN: What are you doing? 70 00:06:13,356 --> 00:06:17,235 -Well, l've never been to Russia. -Okay, now put it back. 71 00:06:17,396 --> 00:06:19,432 Connors. Sergeant wants you. 72 00:06:20,276 --> 00:06:22,949 -Yeah. MAN: Now. 73 00:06:32,716 --> 00:06:36,345 l'm so very, very glad to see you. 74 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:39,713 The Moscow police have asked us to assist them. . . 75 00:06:39,876 --> 00:06:43,664 -. . .in apprehending Konstantine Konali. MAN: Russkies? 76 00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:46,470 LASSARD: The godfather of Russian organized crime. 77 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:48,589 Men. . . . 78 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:51,833 Six years ago. . . 79 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:55,466 . . .Konali helped to establish a branch of the Russian Mafia here. . . 80 00:06:55,636 --> 00:06:57,866 . . .in our country. 81 00:06:58,036 --> 00:06:59,788 Nearly got him then. 82 00:06:59,956 --> 00:07:04,427 Unfortunately, he slipped through our fingers and escaped back to Moscow... 83 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:07,156 ... where he continues his criminal activities... 84 00:07:07,316 --> 00:07:11,992 ...aided by his brother Mikhail and pet snake Skippy. 85 00:07:12,316 --> 00:07:13,715 [TUNlNG RADlO] 86 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:15,144 SPORTSCASTER: Home run! 87 00:07:15,316 --> 00:07:20,231 Now we get another chance to apprehend him. 88 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,387 [SlZZLlNG ] 89 00:07:28,676 --> 00:07:29,950 CADET 1 : Man, what a wimp. 90 00:07:31,316 --> 00:07:32,715 [BLOWS WHlSTLE] 91 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:36,113 Connors, get down here. You're never gonna pass the test. 92 00:07:36,276 --> 00:07:38,710 l've gotta pass. My father was a cop. 93 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:42,471 His father was a cop. His father was a horse thief. 94 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:45,946 -You got vertigo. Let's go. -Vertigo. Ha! 95 00:07:46,156 --> 00:07:47,509 l don't have vertigo. 96 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,428 CADET 2: Yo, Connors, you want a doughnut? 97 00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:54,905 CADET 3: Not bad. COACH: Connors, let's face it. 98 00:07:55,076 --> 00:07:57,829 You don't have what it takes to be a cop. 99 00:07:57,996 --> 00:08:00,112 Take this to Commandant Lassard's office. 100 00:08:00,276 --> 00:08:04,155 -He'll sign off on your dismissal papers. CADET 4: Bummer, dude. 101 00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:05,544 Now, l want you to meet. . . 102 00:08:05,716 --> 00:08:06,944 [KNOCKlNG ] 103 00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:08,834 . . .a new addition to our team. 104 00:08:10,396 --> 00:08:12,227 -You must be Cadet Connors. -Hi. 105 00:08:12,396 --> 00:08:15,786 l'm very, very impressed by your file. 106 00:08:15,956 --> 00:08:17,708 -Cadet Kyle Connors. -Mm. 107 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:20,390 LASSARD: Top grade average in the class. 108 00:08:20,556 --> 00:08:22,467 CONNORS: Sir, I have to tell you something. 109 00:08:22,796 --> 00:08:24,912 Congratulations. 110 00:08:25,076 --> 00:08:28,068 Thanks, but l'm not really the man in that file. 111 00:08:28,236 --> 00:08:30,147 Oh, l know what you mean. 112 00:08:30,316 --> 00:08:34,309 These reports never do give an accurate picture of who we really are. 113 00:08:34,476 --> 00:08:36,671 -Hm? -Yes, but-- 114 00:08:36,836 --> 00:08:38,110 CONNORS: Ow! 115 00:08:38,316 --> 00:08:40,272 Ooh! 116 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:41,704 What the hell is this? 117 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,315 Uh-huh. 118 00:08:47,516 --> 00:08:49,871 Come on, come on. Come on. 119 00:08:54,196 --> 00:08:57,313 -Let's all pull together. WOMAN: Okay. 120 00:08:59,436 --> 00:09:04,146 Okay, all together, on three! One, two, three! 121 00:09:08,116 --> 00:09:09,834 MAN: Oh, God. -Sir! 122 00:09:10,036 --> 00:09:13,915 Ah! Captain Harris, our expert in surveillance, will be accompanying us. 123 00:09:14,076 --> 00:09:16,544 Team, we're all off to Russia. . . 124 00:09:16,716 --> 00:09:19,674 . . .to kick many, many butt-skis. 125 00:09:32,676 --> 00:09:34,155 [SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN] 126 00:09:41,556 --> 00:09:44,866 Ah, Alexander Nikolaivitch. 127 00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:52,635 [CLEARS THROAT] 128 00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:54,675 Men. . . 129 00:09:55,116 --> 00:10:00,713 . . .this is the honorable Commandant Alexander Nikolaivitch Rakov. 130 00:10:01,276 --> 00:10:03,585 -Sasha. -May l say it is an honor. . . 131 00:10:03,756 --> 00:10:06,987 . . .to have the great Commandant Lassard visiting our country? 132 00:10:07,156 --> 00:10:09,226 -Yes, you may. -May l kiss you again? 133 00:10:09,396 --> 00:10:11,671 -No, you may not. -May l escort you inside? 134 00:10:11,836 --> 00:10:13,110 Yes, you may. 135 00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:16,995 lt is really wonderful to have you here in Russia. 136 00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:19,112 Please say hello to your lovely wife. . . 137 00:10:19,276 --> 00:10:21,426 . . .and tell her l'm sorry she's not here with you. 138 00:10:21,596 --> 00:10:22,824 [CLEARS THROAT] 139 00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:24,793 Yes. Lieutenant Yuri Talinsky. 140 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,550 Head of our organized crime unit. 141 00:10:28,356 --> 00:10:32,713 Please, don't underestimate the power of the Russian Mafia. . . 142 00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:35,868 . . .the most sadistic organization in the world. 143 00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:37,715 Katya. 144 00:10:42,356 --> 00:10:44,472 This is Sergeant Katya Sergei. 145 00:10:44,636 --> 00:10:47,469 She has been handpicked to be your guide and translator. 146 00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:50,514 Lieutenant Talinsky, l hold you personally responsible. . . 147 00:10:50,676 --> 00:10:54,510 . . .for the comfort and safety of the Americans and Commandant Lassard. 148 00:10:54,796 --> 00:10:58,391 -Yes, sir. -Now, Americans and Russians. . . 149 00:10:58,676 --> 00:11:01,349 . . .we must grab Konali like the insect that he is. . . 150 00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:03,791 . . .and we must then crush him! 151 00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,951 -God. HARRlS: Make way. Jones. Jones. 152 00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:08,629 -Jones. Make way. Make way. -Oh! 153 00:11:08,796 --> 00:11:11,469 l am Captain Thaddeus Harris and in this case. . . 154 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:14,548 . . .l have state-of-the-art American surveillance equipment. 155 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,947 l'll have this Konali business wrapped up for you in a few days. 156 00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:22,111 Excuse me, Ricky. l must go to the toilet. 157 00:11:22,276 --> 00:11:23,550 Yes, of course. 158 00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:26,788 -Pardon me. Which is my car? -The one in front. 159 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:29,669 The one in front. Oh, yeah. 160 00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:31,867 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 161 00:11:33,516 --> 00:11:36,110 -What did he say? -Well, he said that you had. . . 162 00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:40,588 . . .a marvelous attitude and you're a pleasure to work with, sir. 163 00:11:42,196 --> 00:11:44,949 l'm going to keep my eye on you. 164 00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:47,995 [SPEAKS lNDlSTlNCTLY] 165 00:11:48,356 --> 00:11:52,872 WOMAN OVER lNTERCOM: The red zone is for Communist parking only. 166 00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,432 The one in front. 167 00:11:57,596 --> 00:12:01,908 WOMAN OVER lNTERCOM: The red zone is for Communist parking only. 168 00:12:02,076 --> 00:12:04,226 Oh, hello. 169 00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:07,633 Lieutenant Talinsky didn't tell me his family would be here. 170 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,230 Very nice of you to come and greet me. 171 00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:14,515 Katrina, l want you to think of me as America's goodwill ambassador. 172 00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:17,315 And you think of me as translator and guide. 173 00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:20,627 [SOBBlNG ] 174 00:12:23,716 --> 00:12:26,913 Stop! Stop! 175 00:12:27,076 --> 00:12:30,671 Ay! Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai. 176 00:12:30,996 --> 00:12:32,509 l'm in deep borscht. 177 00:12:32,716 --> 00:12:34,707 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 178 00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:56,755 Captain Callahan, 51 1 . Sergeant Jones, 51 3. 179 00:12:56,916 --> 00:13:02,673 Sergeant Tackleberry, 51 4. Cadet Connors, 520. 180 00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:06,545 Captain Harris, 51 5. 181 00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:09,071 Not exactly a four-star hotel, is it? 182 00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:12,353 Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals. . . 183 00:13:12,516 --> 00:13:14,586 . . .not on pampering out-of-town visitors. 184 00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:16,712 Your government brought us here. 185 00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:18,787 They also bring in monkeys for zoo. . . 186 00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:22,312 . . .but we don't put them in four-star hotel either. 187 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:27,350 Well, l just go check on Commandant Lassard. 188 00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:36,268 Lassard. Lassard. You! 189 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:37,664 [SCREAMS] 190 00:13:39,476 --> 00:13:40,750 You. 191 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,585 -Hm-mm. -You. 192 00:13:44,196 --> 00:13:45,948 [SPEAKS lNDlSTlNCTLY] 193 00:13:50,236 --> 00:13:52,989 l have job for you. 194 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:56,706 Again. When you hear door, you say: 195 00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:58,912 ''l'm in the bathroom. l'll meet you there. '' 196 00:13:59,116 --> 00:14:02,506 ''l'm in the bathroom. Meet me there. '' 197 00:14:04,316 --> 00:14:05,590 Again. 198 00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:09,829 ''l'm in the bathroom. l'll meet you there. '' 199 00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:13,955 ''l'm in the bathroom. Meet you there. '' 200 00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,275 [KNOCKS] 201 00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:19,868 Come in. 202 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:23,109 Again! 203 00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:29,067 BELL HOP: ''ln the bathroom. Meet me there. '' 204 00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:36,787 Excuse me. ls the commandant in? 205 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:42,110 Well, l just saw him. He's very tired and enjoying moment of rest. 206 00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:43,504 Ah. Thank you. 207 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:44,904 [SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN] 208 00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:56,670 l have to get to next level. Eh. . . . 209 00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:05,466 -Looking for something, captain? -Bugs. You can never be too careful. 210 00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:09,072 -Call me paranoid. -You're paranoid. 211 00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:12,673 l'm down to one life. l can't make it. 212 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,873 Can l show you a little trick? 213 00:15:17,356 --> 00:15:20,587 Watch. You just want the bear to go back three spaces. Right? 214 00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:25,549 See? 215 00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:29,825 lt makes it to next level. 216 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,066 -l made it. Thank you. -Game. 217 00:15:36,076 --> 00:15:37,828 RAKOV: Good morning, everyone. 218 00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:44,546 l understand that your commandant will not be joining us today. 219 00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:47,674 However, we will proceed with briefing anyway. 220 00:15:48,476 --> 00:15:51,866 Konstantine Konali, Russian Mafia godfather. 221 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,953 [lMlTATlNG CHALK SQUEAKlNG ] 222 00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:55,595 Jones! 223 00:15:58,316 --> 00:16:01,672 His brother and second-in-command, Mikhail Konali. 224 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,827 [lMlTATlNG CHALK SQUEAKlNG ] 225 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,075 [GROWLS] 226 00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:15,146 Konstantine Konali is involved in extortion. . . 227 00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:18,308 . . .gambling, fencing jewelry, arms dealing. 228 00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,353 But he does not choose to involve himself. . . 229 00:16:20,516 --> 00:16:21,744 [JONES MAKlNG FARTlNG SOUNDS] 230 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:24,988 JONES: Too much cabbage. -. . .in day-to-day running of operations. . . 231 00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:28,432 . . .which makes it rather difficult to catch him. However. . . 232 00:16:28,636 --> 00:16:32,026 . . .we know three places that he frequents regularly. 233 00:16:32,236 --> 00:16:33,749 One: his restaurant. . . 234 00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:36,305 . . .where he conducts meetings in back of office. 235 00:16:36,476 --> 00:16:38,706 Two: his dacha. And three: 236 00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,309 Hello. Hello. 237 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:45,186 His warehouse, where he conducts legitimate video games business. Now. . . 238 00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:46,755 [BELCHES] 239 00:16:46,996 --> 00:16:49,385 . . .we believe Konali is up to something big. 240 00:16:49,556 --> 00:16:53,151 Unfortunately, attempts to infiltrate his operations have failed. . . 241 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:57,867 . . .but we will now work together and we will capture Konali. 242 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,153 -Excuse me. MALE VOlCE: Ow! 243 00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:22,067 Adam. 244 00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,874 So good to see you. 245 00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:27,631 Thank you for inviting me, Mr. Konali. However, your delivery service. . . 246 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,629 . . .leaves a little bit to be desired. 247 00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:34,675 l have the perfect plan, but l need your help. 248 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,873 -My help? -l want you to design a program. . . 249 00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:41,346 . . .that will bypass any computer security system in the world. . . 250 00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:44,269 . . .letting me have access to secret files. 251 00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:45,994 You're talking about. . . 252 00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:49,151 -. . .a passkey? -Bingo. 253 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,150 -Nothing like this exists. -Create it. 254 00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:56,429 l want to be able to tap into the world's banks. . . 255 00:17:56,596 --> 00:18:01,624 . . .manipulate the world's stock markets, know what heads of countries know. 256 00:18:01,796 --> 00:18:04,230 We could control the world! 257 00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:07,752 Louder, Misha. l don't think all of Moscow heard you. 258 00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:13,229 Even if l did create this passkey, how will you get it into their computers? 259 00:18:13,436 --> 00:18:15,392 l have already thought of that. 260 00:18:15,556 --> 00:18:21,313 You, my dear Adam, will design a new version of ''The Game. '' 261 00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:23,587 We will call it. . . 262 00:18:25,196 --> 00:18:27,551 . . . ''The New Game. '' 263 00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:30,310 And we will put the passkey in it. 264 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,707 When you slip it into your computer, bada-bing! 265 00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:38,347 l will have access to impenetrable files. Pretty good, no? 266 00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:42,033 Lassard. 267 00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:45,228 Bah! Yankee police. 268 00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:46,791 Ow! 269 00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:52,712 Boys, watch them. 270 00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:55,071 l want to know their every move. 271 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,905 Good luck, babushka. 272 00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:02,344 Uh. . . . 273 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:08,194 ''ln the bathroom. Meet you there. ln the-- 274 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,869 ln the bathroom. '' Yes. 275 00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:15,867 TACKLEBERRY: Sir, we have to go now. 276 00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:20,468 -Sir? -ln the bathroom. 277 00:19:20,796 --> 00:19:24,186 -Meet you there. -ls everything okay? 278 00:19:24,356 --> 00:19:29,430 The commandant is having some problems adjusting. 279 00:19:29,596 --> 00:19:31,348 -He's gonna meet us there. -Oh. 280 00:19:34,356 --> 00:19:35,584 Whew! 281 00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:39,512 LASSARD: You know, in America, funerals are in English. 282 00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:41,507 This where you live? 283 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,154 Good day. 284 00:19:44,636 --> 00:19:46,831 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 285 00:19:49,676 --> 00:19:50,904 l have a fish. 286 00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:52,475 [SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN] 287 00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:55,034 He lives in a bowl too. 288 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,626 You have a lovely, lovely apartment. 289 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:07,149 Somehow, l feel quite at home here. 290 00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:09,227 HARRlS: A Russki police academy. What a joke. 291 00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:14,830 ln Lassard's absence, l will do all the talking. 292 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,715 You'll say nothing, do nothing, watch your every move. 293 00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:21,107 Be on your toes. Any false move could embarrass us all. 294 00:20:21,276 --> 00:20:22,868 And don't trust these guys. 295 00:20:23,036 --> 00:20:25,755 Just because we're buddy-buddy with them now. . . 296 00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:29,067 . . .don't forget they were our sworn enemies just-- 297 00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:34,195 Just a little while ago. 298 00:20:34,756 --> 00:20:37,668 -Move it. Move it, move it. MAN: Moron. 299 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:41,824 The topic for today is police field tactics. 300 00:20:42,156 --> 00:20:44,716 The Russian and the American approach. 301 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,470 American police. Good. 302 00:20:48,156 --> 00:20:51,353 Perhaps you can tell us about apprehending criminals. 303 00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:53,309 -Me? -You. You. 304 00:21:03,116 --> 00:21:05,107 [APPLAUSE] 305 00:21:07,716 --> 00:21:09,195 Goodness' sakes. 306 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,389 -Major. -Sergeant. 307 00:21:11,556 --> 00:21:15,151 Class, this is Sergeant Tackleberry. 308 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,148 Okay. You know, as cops-- 309 00:21:20,316 --> 00:21:22,147 l don't have to tell you this. 310 00:21:22,316 --> 00:21:24,784 lt's tough to uphold the law, but in the States. . . 311 00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:28,631 . . .we have to deal with constantly changing police regulations. 312 00:21:28,796 --> 00:21:32,505 l mean, take for example the excessive force issue. 313 00:21:33,276 --> 00:21:36,666 -l could use a volunteer. -Tackleberry, what are you doing? 314 00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,269 l am in charge here. 315 00:21:38,436 --> 00:21:41,269 Captain Harris, perhaps you should demonstrate. 316 00:21:41,436 --> 00:21:45,111 -Well, that's more like it. -Back in the old days. . . 317 00:21:45,276 --> 00:21:48,905 . . .there wasn't anything you couldn't do trying to apprehend a perpetrator. 318 00:21:49,236 --> 00:21:52,672 Take for example the highly effective chokehold. 319 00:21:52,836 --> 00:21:54,349 Tackleberry! 320 00:21:54,516 --> 00:21:58,350 Well, nowadays this is considered to be excessive force. 321 00:22:01,156 --> 00:22:02,589 Or. . . 322 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:07,068 . . .the ever-dependable, always reliable PK-24 police baton. . . 323 00:22:07,236 --> 00:22:09,909 . . .which, with a single blow to the body. . . 324 00:22:10,076 --> 00:22:11,828 . . .say to the lower thigh. . . . 325 00:22:14,276 --> 00:22:17,552 Renders a subject completely incapacitated. 326 00:22:19,316 --> 00:22:20,749 But, no, no. 327 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:24,909 Nowadays this too is considered to be excessive force. 328 00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:30,632 They want me to uphold the law. . . 329 00:22:30,796 --> 00:22:33,629 . . .but they tie my hands. 330 00:22:36,316 --> 00:22:38,876 Fortunately. . . 331 00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:42,674 . . .there's always Old Reliable. 332 00:22:43,636 --> 00:22:45,274 Why mess with success? 333 00:22:48,396 --> 00:22:50,671 Uh, thanks. 334 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,235 [GUN FlRES] 335 00:22:52,876 --> 00:22:54,104 Have you seen Lassard? 336 00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:55,504 [SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN] 337 00:22:55,756 --> 00:22:57,348 l have had it with you losers. 338 00:22:57,516 --> 00:23:00,713 l will capture Konali because l use my head. 339 00:23:00,876 --> 00:23:04,346 TACKLEBERRY: Yeah, right. CALLAHAN: Think we can lose him? 340 00:23:05,316 --> 00:23:09,025 Excuse me. ls possible you help me? 341 00:23:09,196 --> 00:23:11,790 Sure. Uh. . . . 342 00:23:11,956 --> 00:23:14,789 Why don't you guys run along and l'll catch up with you later. 343 00:23:14,956 --> 00:23:17,868 Uh-huh. Sure. 344 00:23:22,676 --> 00:23:24,632 Katrina, how can l help you? 345 00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:27,549 You ever want something so badly it hurts? 346 00:23:27,956 --> 00:23:30,789 -Yes. -And no matter how much you wait. . . 347 00:23:30,956 --> 00:23:34,665 . . .and hope and wait more, you don't get what you want? 348 00:23:34,836 --> 00:23:36,554 Well, yeah. 349 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:41,710 But my advice is don't give up. Just go for it. 350 00:23:42,836 --> 00:23:46,112 -l want-- -Thattagirl. Follow your heart. 351 00:23:47,116 --> 00:23:49,755 -l want-- -Say it. 352 00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:53,027 -l want my vacation. -What's that? 353 00:23:53,196 --> 00:23:57,269 l wait three years. Three years. Then you Americans come. 354 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,188 Talinsky, he assign me to you. 355 00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,870 -Mm-hm. -Now l can't go. 356 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:05,068 l have plan. 357 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,750 Connors, l don't leave you. . . 358 00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,593 . . .without anyone. 359 00:24:11,796 --> 00:24:15,345 Come. l select suitable replacement for you. 360 00:24:15,516 --> 00:24:17,871 She's best in department. 361 00:24:19,276 --> 00:24:21,471 Yeah, l'm sure she is. 362 00:24:21,676 --> 00:24:25,066 Look, all l know is Lassard disappear at airport. 363 00:24:25,236 --> 00:24:29,388 Organize search, find Lassard, but keep quiet. 364 00:24:29,596 --> 00:24:31,587 -What are you doing here? -Just browsing. 365 00:24:31,756 --> 00:24:32,984 Ah. 366 00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:37,866 Hey, Yuri, that translator, Katrina? Very good. She's excellent. 367 00:24:38,036 --> 00:24:39,867 All our people are excellent. 368 00:24:40,036 --> 00:24:43,233 For instance, this is lrina Petrovskaya. 369 00:24:43,396 --> 00:24:45,546 She is expert in forensics. 370 00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:48,025 She can tell you everything about person. . . 371 00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,551 . . .just by looking at one hair from head. 372 00:24:50,716 --> 00:24:51,944 Ow! 373 00:24:55,676 --> 00:25:00,989 Hmm. My observations conclude this man is picky eater. . . 374 00:25:01,236 --> 00:25:02,589 . . .afraid of heights. . . 375 00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:07,192 -. . .and still a virgin. CONNORS: What? 376 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,914 l'm not a picky eater. 377 00:25:13,676 --> 00:25:16,349 Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert. 378 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:19,906 Maybe you'd be so generous as to share with us your expertise. 379 00:25:20,076 --> 00:25:25,104 -Uh, sure. -This one puzzles us. 380 00:25:25,276 --> 00:25:29,713 We were able to remove only one fingerprint from scene of crime. 381 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,707 This is our only clue. . . 382 00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:33,434 . . .to identity of criminal. 383 00:25:34,036 --> 00:25:35,515 Okey-dokey. 384 00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:38,429 [SCREAMS] 385 00:25:38,596 --> 00:25:40,826 No wonder you're puzzled. This glass is all cracked. 386 00:25:42,036 --> 00:25:43,549 Enough! 387 00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:47,474 Next assignment, Chernobyl. 388 00:25:47,716 --> 00:25:49,354 Excuse me, lieutenant. . . 389 00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:53,145 . . .but the chief said you and your men would be available to us. 390 00:25:53,996 --> 00:26:00,185 Absolutely, Captain Callahan, and l have just the men for you. 391 00:26:00,436 --> 00:26:02,427 [SHOUTlNG lN RUSSlAN] 392 00:26:08,396 --> 00:26:10,114 CONNORS: These guys are cops? 393 00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:13,589 You get the feeling that we're not wanted here? 394 00:26:13,756 --> 00:26:15,633 l'll tell you what we need to do. 395 00:26:15,796 --> 00:26:18,469 -We need to let Konali know we're here. -On his turf. 396 00:26:18,636 --> 00:26:20,945 -Hit him where it hurts. TACKLEBERRY: l like that. 397 00:26:21,116 --> 00:26:23,266 -Get in his face. -Kick some butt. 398 00:26:23,436 --> 00:26:24,664 TACKLEBERRY: Better get Katrina. 399 00:26:35,676 --> 00:26:38,952 Hey, bud. Nice work. 400 00:26:39,116 --> 00:26:42,108 lt would be a shame to see this all go up in smoke. 401 00:26:42,276 --> 00:26:44,631 -How do you mean? -Accidents happen. 402 00:26:44,796 --> 00:26:47,151 Fire breaks out, beam gives way, workers-- 403 00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:48,590 Get out. 404 00:26:48,756 --> 00:26:51,224 Tell Konali l won't pay his extortion money. 405 00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:02,185 Hey, buddy. Commandant Lassard sends his regards. 406 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:06,989 l can't tell you how it makes me feel. . . 407 00:27:07,156 --> 00:27:11,991 . . .to be received so very, very generously into your family. 408 00:27:12,156 --> 00:27:14,147 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 409 00:27:17,396 --> 00:27:18,795 [COUGHS] 410 00:27:21,676 --> 00:27:23,667 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 411 00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:29,355 Oh. 412 00:27:46,116 --> 00:27:48,107 [WHlSTLlNG ] 413 00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,793 HARRlS: l'll take matters into my own hands. 414 00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:57,548 MAN: What is he doing? 415 00:28:07,796 --> 00:28:11,311 -Sir, would you like to have lunch? -Meet me in the bedroom. 416 00:28:13,116 --> 00:28:14,344 ln the bathroom. 417 00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:17,864 -Sir? BELL HOP: Meet me there! 418 00:28:18,036 --> 00:28:20,425 Meet you there! Meet you there! 419 00:28:22,676 --> 00:28:24,826 This sewer stinks. 420 00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:34,185 So Americans leave without saying goodbye. 421 00:28:34,356 --> 00:28:38,190 Russians say goodbye without leaving. 422 00:28:46,316 --> 00:28:48,432 Oh, allow me. 423 00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:52,867 [WOMAN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 424 00:28:53,076 --> 00:28:55,067 [SlNGlNG ''HOME ON THE RANGE''] 425 00:28:58,476 --> 00:28:59,750 Ooh! 426 00:28:59,956 --> 00:29:01,389 This went rancid. 427 00:29:04,556 --> 00:29:06,547 [CONTlNUlNG SlNGlNG ] 428 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:16,395 TACKLEBERRY: l promise you this: 429 00:29:16,556 --> 00:29:19,024 After today, Konali's gonna know this cop's in town. 430 00:29:19,196 --> 00:29:22,984 KATRlNA: This is a typical Russian bathhouse. 431 00:29:24,276 --> 00:29:25,675 [MAN YELLS] 432 00:29:27,436 --> 00:29:29,745 Okay. So this is Konali's sauna. 433 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:33,545 lt's just a front. People come here to fence stolen jewels. 434 00:29:33,716 --> 00:29:36,276 All right. Let's get naked. 435 00:29:36,436 --> 00:29:38,427 Come on. Come on. 436 00:29:38,876 --> 00:29:40,867 [WOMEN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 437 00:29:52,316 --> 00:29:53,544 Hello, ladies. 438 00:29:54,436 --> 00:29:56,427 [SCREAMlNG ] 439 00:29:59,636 --> 00:30:01,388 Hi. 440 00:30:01,556 --> 00:30:03,308 Nice place you got here. 441 00:30:03,476 --> 00:30:05,467 [WHlPS CRACKlNG ] [MEN YELLlNG ] 442 00:30:16,436 --> 00:30:17,664 Freeze! 443 00:30:21,316 --> 00:30:24,626 You may resume. . . 444 00:30:24,796 --> 00:30:27,708 . . .whatever it is you were doing. 445 00:30:27,916 --> 00:30:29,907 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 446 00:30:32,676 --> 00:30:36,510 Okay, okay. l should be right under Konali's restaurant. 447 00:30:49,236 --> 00:30:50,635 [WOMAN LAUGHlNG ] 448 00:30:50,836 --> 00:30:54,192 -Did you like the necklace? WOMAN: Oh, yes, my pushki. 449 00:30:54,356 --> 00:30:58,429 -How much? -In fact, it is all that I am wearing. 450 00:30:58,596 --> 00:31:00,075 I decided that from now on... 451 00:31:00,236 --> 00:31:04,752 ...I will only wear diamonds, diamonds and diamonds. 452 00:31:06,356 --> 00:31:08,790 -Yes. -Really? 453 00:31:08,956 --> 00:31:12,153 KONALl: l'm going to see you later, right? WOMAN: Oh, I hope so. 454 00:31:12,316 --> 00:31:14,625 KONALl: l'm going to bring you big surprise. 455 00:31:15,116 --> 00:31:17,391 -What? -How about Big Skippy? 456 00:31:17,556 --> 00:31:19,786 -I love Big Skippy. -And Little Skippy. 457 00:31:19,956 --> 00:31:21,708 WOMAN: No, not the little one. 458 00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:25,266 -He bothers me. -All right. l call you later. 459 00:31:25,436 --> 00:31:28,428 HARRlS: Hey, move it. Down in front. 460 00:31:35,836 --> 00:31:38,589 Mr. Konali, we've got bad news. 461 00:31:38,756 --> 00:31:40,030 lt's American police. 462 00:31:40,196 --> 00:31:43,984 They're messing with our operation again. 463 00:31:50,036 --> 00:31:52,470 No more. You hear me? 464 00:31:55,236 --> 00:31:59,627 As of this moment l am putting a contract out on Lassard and his team! 465 00:31:59,796 --> 00:32:01,787 We squash them! 466 00:32:03,516 --> 00:32:05,905 My fish, Swimmy Lassard. 467 00:32:06,076 --> 00:32:09,068 He eats at this time every day. 468 00:32:15,956 --> 00:32:18,993 MAN: This will be fun, Vlady. 469 00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:35,027 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 470 00:32:40,396 --> 00:32:42,148 Hey, you little punk, get lost! 471 00:32:42,316 --> 00:32:45,388 Hey, spread out! 472 00:32:47,076 --> 00:32:48,987 -You okay? -Yeah. 473 00:32:49,156 --> 00:32:52,307 Listen, just because they're good on bikes doesn't make them nice guys. 474 00:32:52,476 --> 00:32:54,671 Man, look at you. Come on. 475 00:32:57,356 --> 00:32:58,994 This one's for you, kid. 476 00:32:59,156 --> 00:33:01,386 Now, check this. 477 00:33:01,556 --> 00:33:03,547 [lMlTATlNG MOTORCYCLE] 478 00:33:10,396 --> 00:33:12,193 There. Don't miss. 479 00:33:21,076 --> 00:33:23,067 [SHOUTlNG lN RUSSlAN] 480 00:33:25,476 --> 00:33:26,875 Vlady, get up. 481 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:35,469 l hate dogs. l'm gonna shoot every dog l ever see. 482 00:33:35,676 --> 00:33:37,667 [BUZZlNG ] 483 00:33:45,996 --> 00:33:50,069 What have we got here? A match with a red line through-- 484 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,227 [SCREAMlNG ] 485 00:33:52,436 --> 00:33:53,835 [EXPLOSlON] 486 00:34:20,916 --> 00:34:23,384 l've been here for 30 minutes. 487 00:34:23,556 --> 00:34:25,831 Shouldn't we see if Konali's inside? 488 00:34:25,996 --> 00:34:27,224 [SlGHS] 489 00:34:27,396 --> 00:34:28,749 The Russian work ethic. 490 00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:31,476 You know, Katrina, you take this job too seriously. 491 00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:33,752 You have to learn to loosen up. 492 00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:36,476 l want to loosen up. 493 00:34:36,636 --> 00:34:39,309 Had vacation planned. Go to beach. 494 00:34:39,476 --> 00:34:42,354 Now l sit on bench here with you. 495 00:34:42,516 --> 00:34:44,427 You sure you speak with Talinsky? 496 00:34:45,156 --> 00:34:49,149 -Da, Talinsky. -l not understand. 497 00:34:49,316 --> 00:34:51,227 l should not be here. 498 00:34:51,396 --> 00:34:56,516 Well, you know, Katrina, sometimes you have to expect the unexpected. 499 00:34:56,836 --> 00:34:58,235 [LAUGHS] 500 00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:03,511 -l know your type. -My type? 501 00:35:03,956 --> 00:35:07,551 You just like to hunt fox. You like the chase. 502 00:35:07,716 --> 00:35:12,028 Katrina, go out with me tonight. Just one date. 503 00:35:12,316 --> 00:35:15,069 Give me a chance. 504 00:35:17,036 --> 00:35:18,435 [SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN] 505 00:35:18,676 --> 00:35:21,236 l go out with you tonight. 506 00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:22,749 Excellent. 507 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,748 Ladies and gentlemen. 508 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,753 [SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN] 509 00:35:26,956 --> 00:35:28,753 l would like to introduce to you. . . 510 00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:33,467 . . .the world-famous circus family, Zemskova. 511 00:35:44,116 --> 00:35:46,186 lt's the Zemskov family. They're great. 512 00:35:50,836 --> 00:35:53,714 They've been doing this act for over 1 00 years. 513 00:35:53,876 --> 00:35:56,629 They look amazingly spry for their age. 514 00:35:59,636 --> 00:36:02,025 The Zemskov family passed the act down. . . 515 00:36:02,196 --> 00:36:04,994 . . .from grandfather to father to son and daughter. 516 00:36:05,156 --> 00:36:07,875 lt's tradition. Keep secrets in family. 517 00:36:17,836 --> 00:36:19,235 Ooh. 518 00:36:19,436 --> 00:36:21,870 Maybe that's one they should keep a secret. 519 00:36:22,036 --> 00:36:25,108 One more of those, it could be the end of the Zemskov family. 520 00:36:35,996 --> 00:36:40,786 ANNOUNCER: And now lvan Zemskovi will perform the impossible! 521 00:36:41,436 --> 00:36:45,065 The triple Salto Mortale. 522 00:36:55,156 --> 00:36:57,431 lvan Zemskovi! 523 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,990 l know. 524 00:36:59,156 --> 00:37:01,226 -Know what? -You lie. 525 00:37:01,396 --> 00:37:04,593 You tell me you get me off case as translator. 526 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:07,224 -l'm sorry? -lnstead you tell Talinsky. . . 527 00:37:07,396 --> 00:37:10,672 . . .l'm great translator. Translation: 528 00:37:10,836 --> 00:37:13,225 No vacation for me. 529 00:37:13,396 --> 00:37:15,068 So. . . 530 00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:17,511 . . .tonight l get even. Da? 531 00:37:17,676 --> 00:37:22,830 ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for the great artist family, Zemskov. 532 00:37:23,036 --> 00:37:25,027 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 533 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:33,547 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, lgor and Andrusha. 534 00:37:33,756 --> 00:37:37,066 Excuse me. l have to go to the little clowns' room. 535 00:37:38,876 --> 00:37:41,310 Get him. 536 00:37:41,836 --> 00:37:44,828 No, no, no, no. No, no, l'd like to, but l-- 537 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,952 No, no. 538 00:37:47,116 --> 00:37:50,870 l'll come back in five minutes. l will. l promise you. 539 00:37:51,516 --> 00:37:53,905 What is that? ls this gonna hurt? 540 00:37:54,076 --> 00:37:56,636 lt's not even lubricated. Ah! Whoa! 541 00:38:22,396 --> 00:38:24,387 Don't you clowns know when to stop? 542 00:38:24,556 --> 00:38:28,674 ANNOUNCER: Let's do it. Don't be afraid. Close your eyes. 543 00:38:28,836 --> 00:38:30,986 Everybody, quiet! 544 00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:40,272 Huh? All right, listen here, Bozo-- 545 00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:01,353 Don't forget, you're the one that called us for help, buster. 546 00:39:01,516 --> 00:39:04,508 Well, excuse me, buster, but l didn't place the call. 547 00:39:05,036 --> 00:39:07,027 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 548 00:39:08,356 --> 00:39:10,995 Great, great subway. Terrific. 549 00:39:11,156 --> 00:39:15,149 l mean, New York is a shithouse, but this is great. 550 00:39:15,316 --> 00:39:17,546 Well, have you been able to capture Konali? 551 00:39:17,716 --> 00:39:19,229 We were this close. 552 00:39:19,436 --> 00:39:21,427 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 553 00:39:25,876 --> 00:39:28,868 Listen to me and use my equipment, you can capture him in two days. 554 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:30,469 Na, na, na, na, na, na. 555 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,635 Na, na, na, na, na, na? 556 00:39:39,036 --> 00:39:40,435 Nah. 557 00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:42,315 Nah. 558 00:39:42,676 --> 00:39:45,474 -What about this Russian food? -You want borscht? We stop. 559 00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:46,955 l don't want any borscht. 560 00:39:47,276 --> 00:39:50,154 So now we're even. Da? 561 00:39:50,316 --> 00:39:53,786 Katrina, no. l had a wonderful time. 562 00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:56,595 All right. l had an awful time and l almost hurled. . . 563 00:39:56,756 --> 00:40:00,192 . . .but at least l got to spend some time with you. 564 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:04,027 l had good time too. 565 00:40:05,076 --> 00:40:06,987 l'm sorry for what l did. l just-- 566 00:40:07,156 --> 00:40:11,035 l just wanted to keep you around. 567 00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,265 lt's okay. 568 00:40:15,236 --> 00:40:17,875 What are you thinking about? 569 00:40:18,036 --> 00:40:20,630 What's Russian for ''kiss me''? 570 00:40:22,596 --> 00:40:25,156 l whisper it. 571 00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:41,224 lt doesn't seem to lose anything in the translation. 572 00:40:44,076 --> 00:40:46,146 You know, Konali. . . 573 00:40:46,316 --> 00:40:49,353 . . .he's done many bad things. 574 00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:51,468 But he brought you here. 575 00:40:53,236 --> 00:40:55,625 Where does Konali hang out at night? 576 00:40:55,796 --> 00:40:59,835 -The casino. -Suddenly l feel the need to gamble. 577 00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:09,231 MAN: No more bets, please. No more bets. 578 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:13,713 Mr. Konali, always a pleasure to see you, sir. 579 00:41:13,876 --> 00:41:16,595 Jacquot, would you show Mr. Konali to his table? 580 00:41:18,116 --> 00:41:19,629 That's him. 581 00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:21,946 MAN: Place your bets. 582 00:41:22,116 --> 00:41:25,392 -Have a nice evening, sir. -What if he finds out you're cop? 583 00:41:25,556 --> 00:41:29,265 Oh, he will, when l arrest him. 584 00:41:30,116 --> 00:41:33,995 Bartender, margarita, please. 585 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,027 [lMlTATlNG BLENDER] 586 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:56,749 -There you go, Monsieur Bond. -How about a Perrier in a bottle? 587 00:42:00,036 --> 00:42:02,027 [SlNGlNG ''AM l BLUE?''] 588 00:42:07,436 --> 00:42:08,835 Whoa. 589 00:42:48,036 --> 00:42:49,435 Not bad, huh, Mr. Konali? 590 00:42:49,596 --> 00:42:52,429 Never before have l seen such an apparition. 591 00:42:52,596 --> 00:42:54,905 Let's get up. 592 00:42:55,076 --> 00:42:57,226 Right. 593 00:42:57,956 --> 00:43:00,424 Such a vision of womanhood. 594 00:43:05,436 --> 00:43:07,427 [CALLAHAN CONTlNUES SlNGlNG ] 595 00:43:44,636 --> 00:43:46,627 [GLASS BREAKlNG ] 596 00:43:53,796 --> 00:43:56,708 -Oh, yeah. -Mr. Konali, meet Debbie. 597 00:43:56,876 --> 00:44:01,427 Debbie. The name sings to me. 598 00:44:01,876 --> 00:44:04,754 Debbie 599 00:44:05,996 --> 00:44:07,429 -Yeah! -Ah. 600 00:44:08,836 --> 00:44:12,112 l'd say she's in. Be right back. 601 00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:26,034 -Could l get an autograph? -Hey, the boss is busy. 602 00:44:26,196 --> 00:44:29,632 -Sorry. This'll only take a second. -l said, the boss is busy. 603 00:44:29,796 --> 00:44:33,152 -Oh, God. -l tell you what. Why don't we. . . . 604 00:44:33,316 --> 00:44:35,625 Why don't we flip for it? lf l win. . . 605 00:44:35,796 --> 00:44:37,388 . . .l get the autograph. 606 00:44:37,556 --> 00:44:39,672 lf you win, l go away. 607 00:44:39,836 --> 00:44:41,554 Ready? Call it. 608 00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:51,191 lf you could just make it out to Freddie. 609 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,584 Hey, kid. 610 00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:55,874 -You got a job? -No. l'm just here for the herring. 611 00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:58,188 You should come work for me. 612 00:45:01,196 --> 00:45:03,790 Kid like you can go far. 613 00:45:03,956 --> 00:45:06,993 Do you offer a dental plan? 614 00:45:09,676 --> 00:45:11,667 l love this kid! 615 00:45:11,836 --> 00:45:13,474 HARRlS: Well, well, well. 616 00:45:13,636 --> 00:45:16,992 You can all go and play your little undercover games. . . 617 00:45:17,156 --> 00:45:20,592 . . .and when the time is right, l will arrest Konali. 618 00:45:34,596 --> 00:45:36,791 KONALl: l want to show you picture of my baby. 619 00:45:36,956 --> 00:45:38,184 CALLAHAN: Uh-huh. 620 00:45:38,356 --> 00:45:40,074 KONALl: This is the day l brought her home. 621 00:45:40,236 --> 00:45:41,464 CALLAHAN: Hmm. 622 00:45:41,636 --> 00:45:43,866 KONALl: Here she is at 1 0,000 miles. CALLAHAN: Ooh. 623 00:45:44,036 --> 00:45:46,755 KONALl: And this is after her first tune-up. 624 00:45:46,956 --> 00:45:48,184 Mm-hm. 625 00:45:48,436 --> 00:45:50,313 Nice car. 626 00:45:53,516 --> 00:45:57,634 -Do you own or lease? -Everything l touch. . . 627 00:45:57,796 --> 00:45:59,627 . . .l own. 628 00:46:02,236 --> 00:46:05,546 You must have an awfully large payroll. 629 00:46:06,356 --> 00:46:08,312 KONALl: Enough about me. 630 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,347 Tell me. . . 631 00:46:13,516 --> 00:46:16,030 . . .is that your real hair? 632 00:46:17,636 --> 00:46:21,072 Everything about me is real. 633 00:46:22,756 --> 00:46:23,984 Really? 634 00:46:25,756 --> 00:46:26,984 Really. 635 00:46:27,156 --> 00:46:31,069 l want to know all about you. l find you fascinating. 636 00:46:31,236 --> 00:46:33,989 We have an appointment with destiny. 637 00:46:35,036 --> 00:46:36,355 But not tonight. 638 00:46:37,876 --> 00:46:39,389 When? 639 00:46:40,196 --> 00:46:42,027 Tomorrow. 640 00:46:43,756 --> 00:46:45,633 Coffee and cake. 641 00:46:46,196 --> 00:46:47,868 l send my car for you. 642 00:46:48,636 --> 00:46:50,274 Nice car. 643 00:47:16,236 --> 00:47:19,308 Yoo-hoo! Commandant Lassard! 644 00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:22,635 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 645 00:47:22,956 --> 00:47:25,834 MAN 1 : Give me a cigarette. MAN 2: Did you see Konali's girlfriend? 646 00:47:25,996 --> 00:47:28,464 MAN 1 : American-ski. 647 00:47:31,076 --> 00:47:33,385 Oh, nice tie-ski. 648 00:47:33,596 --> 00:47:35,587 [VOlCES SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 649 00:47:40,396 --> 00:47:43,468 MAN: Okay, get me some vodka. 650 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:05,075 Damn! 651 00:48:05,236 --> 00:48:09,275 ADAM: Why don't you try ''from Russia with love''? 652 00:48:10,076 --> 00:48:12,067 [LAUGHlNG ] 653 00:48:12,276 --> 00:48:14,995 ''Russia with love. '' 654 00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:17,952 CONNORS: Who are you? -None of your business. 655 00:48:18,116 --> 00:48:20,425 -What are you doing here? -Playing games. 656 00:48:21,556 --> 00:48:24,275 Hey, knock it off. 657 00:48:25,716 --> 00:48:27,627 Hey, cut it out. 658 00:48:28,116 --> 00:48:29,993 l know what you want. . . 659 00:48:30,156 --> 00:48:32,272 . . .but you can't have it. 660 00:48:33,516 --> 00:48:35,507 -What's wrong with you? -Did you know. . . 661 00:48:35,676 --> 00:48:40,033 . . .that l have been in this room for 72 hours straight with no food? 662 00:48:40,756 --> 00:48:43,145 Just me. . . 663 00:48:44,196 --> 00:48:45,549 . . .and the bear. 664 00:48:45,716 --> 00:48:47,627 No food? 665 00:48:48,036 --> 00:48:49,515 No. 666 00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:50,870 Nuts? 667 00:48:53,236 --> 00:48:56,273 -Your little game is over. -No, not yet. 668 00:48:56,436 --> 00:48:58,711 Tomorrow it'll all be over. . . 669 00:48:59,116 --> 00:49:01,550 . . .and Konali will have the power. 670 00:49:01,716 --> 00:49:04,276 Could you let me up now, please? 671 00:49:04,436 --> 00:49:06,267 l'm on kind of a deadline. 672 00:49:10,116 --> 00:49:11,868 And with Konali. . . 673 00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,994 . . .he takes ''deadline'' literally. 674 00:49:18,996 --> 00:49:21,305 l'm about to show the world something bigger. . . 675 00:49:21,476 --> 00:49:24,673 . . .than they have ever seen in their puny existence. 676 00:49:24,836 --> 00:49:26,986 But. . . 677 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:31,146 . . .l want to show you my thing first. 678 00:49:31,916 --> 00:49:35,067 ls it something l could wrap around my neck? 679 00:49:35,436 --> 00:49:36,949 KONALl: You're warm. 680 00:49:37,116 --> 00:49:40,791 ls it something l could play with? 681 00:49:40,956 --> 00:49:45,074 -You're getting warmer. -Oh, the suspense is killing me, Koni. 682 00:49:45,236 --> 00:49:48,751 -Tell me what it is. -lt's a game! 683 00:49:49,756 --> 00:49:51,667 But not just any game. 684 00:49:51,836 --> 00:49:53,713 New version of old game. . . 685 00:49:53,876 --> 00:49:56,709 -. . .where l become big winner. . . -Oh. 686 00:49:56,876 --> 00:50:00,266 -. . .with the help of a secret key. -Secret key? 687 00:50:00,436 --> 00:50:02,347 Key? 688 00:50:02,556 --> 00:50:03,784 [DOOR OPENlNG ] 689 00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:06,506 -What are you doing? -Uh. . . . 690 00:50:07,716 --> 00:50:09,547 Nothing. 691 00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,866 Boss wants his computer key from his office. 692 00:50:12,036 --> 00:50:14,311 lt's not here. lt's at his other office. . . 693 00:50:14,476 --> 00:50:16,592 . . .in the restaurant. 694 00:50:17,036 --> 00:50:18,515 Bye. 695 00:50:26,436 --> 00:50:28,427 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 696 00:50:50,516 --> 00:50:51,744 Whoa! 697 00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:54,350 That's a laser grid. We set one foot on that floor. . . 698 00:50:54,516 --> 00:50:56,984 . . .and every alarm in this place goes off. 699 00:50:57,156 --> 00:50:59,875 We've got to get to that cutoff switch over there. 700 00:51:38,836 --> 00:51:41,873 Hey, Tack, l got it. 701 00:51:42,996 --> 00:51:46,466 Okay, stand back. There's only one way to get this safe open. 702 00:51:46,636 --> 00:51:50,868 Wait a minute. You blow that thing, Konali's gonna know we were here. 703 00:51:51,036 --> 00:51:54,631 Hmm. What are we gonna do? 704 00:52:02,236 --> 00:52:04,227 [MAKlNG CLlCKlNG SOUNDS] 705 00:52:17,036 --> 00:52:19,027 You're amazing. 706 00:52:21,396 --> 00:52:23,273 There's no key in here. 707 00:52:23,436 --> 00:52:25,427 [WHlSTLlNG ] 708 00:52:37,796 --> 00:52:39,468 ALL: Keys! 709 00:52:39,636 --> 00:52:42,833 -Move, you little weasel. -Don't hurt me, okay-- 710 00:52:44,436 --> 00:52:47,155 -Hey! -Adam. 711 00:52:48,196 --> 00:52:51,472 -You have game? -Sure. 712 00:52:52,036 --> 00:52:54,504 l surpassed myself. This game. . . 713 00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:56,826 . . .will be even bigger than the last one. 714 00:52:56,996 --> 00:52:59,715 The world is mine. 715 00:53:01,076 --> 00:53:03,636 Go run off a dozen copies. We have to test it. 716 00:53:03,796 --> 00:53:07,675 Send it to some of our more dedicated game players: 717 00:53:07,836 --> 00:53:09,792 The president, the mayor. . . 718 00:53:09,956 --> 00:53:12,424 . . .Chief of Police Rakov. 719 00:53:12,596 --> 00:53:14,985 Can l get paid now? 720 00:53:15,156 --> 00:53:16,384 Oh. 721 00:53:16,556 --> 00:53:18,148 lt's in the mail. 722 00:53:18,836 --> 00:53:21,031 And so are you. 723 00:53:23,836 --> 00:53:26,396 Oh, no. Not again. 724 00:53:26,556 --> 00:53:28,194 So. . . 725 00:53:28,356 --> 00:53:31,985 -. . .did you get any of Lassard's team? -No. 726 00:53:34,196 --> 00:53:36,630 But you did get Lassard, yes? 727 00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:38,388 No. 728 00:53:40,476 --> 00:53:42,910 You bumbling nincompoops! 729 00:53:43,076 --> 00:53:46,034 You call yourselves men?! 730 00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:50,631 There must be someone we can call. 731 00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:55,668 We haven't called the police. 732 00:53:58,036 --> 00:54:00,027 [EASTERN MUSlC PLAYlNG ] 733 00:54:06,236 --> 00:54:08,227 [lMlTATlNG EASTERN lNSTRUMENTS] 734 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:18,235 [JOlNTS CRACKlNG ] 735 00:54:30,516 --> 00:54:33,235 ''To American police-ski: 736 00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:35,546 Bolshoi Theatre, tonight. 737 00:54:35,716 --> 00:54:39,470 Konali to buy stolen shipment of weapons. 738 00:54:39,636 --> 00:54:40,910 You must stop him. 739 00:54:41,076 --> 00:54:43,431 A friend. '' 740 00:54:44,556 --> 00:54:46,353 CALLAHAN: You know l don't speak Russian. 741 00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:48,791 KONALl: But, sweetheart, it's a ballet. 742 00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:52,266 JONES: Hey, who wants some nuts?! l got fresh nuts over here. Catch. 743 00:54:52,796 --> 00:54:56,152 There you go, mister. No, it didn't reach you long enough. 744 00:54:56,316 --> 00:54:58,830 Up, topside! 745 00:54:59,316 --> 00:55:02,194 l gotcha! There you go, Mr. Benny! 746 00:55:02,436 --> 00:55:05,189 WOMAN: Ah! JONES: Sorry, lady. 747 00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:10,274 Who wants nuts? Right over here! 748 00:55:10,436 --> 00:55:12,427 [ORCHESTRA PLAYlNG ''SWAN LAKE''] 749 00:55:47,356 --> 00:55:50,871 HARRlS: Excuse me, babushka. l'm sorry. Excuse me, ma'am. 750 00:55:51,036 --> 00:55:53,027 -Ticket, please. -l don't have a ticket. 751 00:55:53,196 --> 00:55:56,268 -You need a ticket. -l'm an American police captain. . . 752 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,950 . . .on assignment. l don't need a ticket. 753 00:55:59,116 --> 00:56:02,108 -l'm sorry. You must have ticket. -Don't you understand? 754 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:04,187 l have to arrest somebody in there. 755 00:56:04,356 --> 00:56:06,665 You cannot arrest anyone without a ticket. 756 00:56:06,836 --> 00:56:10,829 You think so? Well, we'll just see about that. 757 00:56:10,996 --> 00:56:14,147 Excuse me. Make way. Make way. 758 00:56:58,756 --> 00:57:00,826 Must be a replacement. 759 00:57:03,036 --> 00:57:06,187 Captain Harris! Get out of here. HARRlS: Tackleberry! 760 00:57:06,356 --> 00:57:07,948 -Now! HARRlS: What are you doing here? 761 00:57:08,116 --> 00:57:09,390 We've got to get off! 762 00:57:09,836 --> 00:57:11,508 TACKLEBERRY: Go! 763 00:57:15,796 --> 00:57:17,024 Oh! 764 00:57:17,236 --> 00:57:19,272 -Tackleberry! Konali! -Over here. 765 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,631 DANCER: Go away! -We gotta get out of here! 766 00:57:21,796 --> 00:57:23,024 HARRlS: lt's Konali! 767 00:57:23,236 --> 00:57:25,227 [BALLERlNAS SCREAMlNG ] 768 00:57:25,636 --> 00:57:29,231 HARRlS: Come on, before he sees us! Come on! 769 00:57:35,836 --> 00:57:38,828 l saw Konali. Konali! l saw Konali! 770 00:57:38,996 --> 00:57:41,874 -That's Konali! Put me down! -l know, sir! l know, sir! 771 00:57:42,036 --> 00:57:44,345 -Konali! -l know! 772 00:57:46,116 --> 00:57:47,344 Freeze! 773 00:57:48,476 --> 00:57:49,704 You're under arrest. 774 00:57:49,876 --> 00:57:51,992 MAN: What are you doing? -Arresting you. 775 00:57:52,156 --> 00:57:54,670 His butt is mine! l'll arrest him! 776 00:57:54,836 --> 00:57:57,396 For selling weapons to a known criminal. 777 00:57:57,556 --> 00:57:59,148 [SCREAMlNG ] 778 00:58:01,556 --> 00:58:03,308 ''Sunshine Kids. '' 779 00:58:06,996 --> 00:58:09,556 We've been set up. 780 00:58:12,596 --> 00:58:15,156 l am completely disgusted with you all. 781 00:58:15,316 --> 00:58:19,195 l am glad my good friend, Commandant Lassard, knew nothing about this. 782 00:58:19,356 --> 00:58:21,995 You are a disgrace to your uniforms. . . 783 00:58:22,156 --> 00:58:25,785 . . .and an embarrassment to me. 784 00:58:25,956 --> 00:58:28,186 Yuri, you know what to do. Do it. 785 00:58:33,236 --> 00:58:35,033 [MAKlNG CRUNCHlNG SOUNDS] 786 00:58:42,196 --> 00:58:44,505 Ever since he return from Moscow. . . 787 00:58:44,676 --> 00:58:48,430 . . .l have been trying to capture Konali red-handed! 788 00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:55,792 And now you cowboys waltz in and smash my work to pieces! 789 00:58:56,916 --> 00:59:01,068 So now, if my police look at Konali wrong. . . 790 00:59:01,236 --> 00:59:03,955 . . .Konali will scream harassment! 791 00:59:05,556 --> 00:59:07,308 Americans. . . 792 00:59:08,396 --> 00:59:12,105 . . .you are hereby ordered to leave Russia. 793 00:59:12,276 --> 00:59:13,675 [WHlSTLlNG ] 794 00:59:13,876 --> 00:59:16,071 You understand? 795 00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:19,554 Get out! 796 00:59:19,716 --> 00:59:21,115 [GROWLlNG ] 797 00:59:21,316 --> 00:59:23,034 By 3:00 tomorrow! 798 00:59:23,196 --> 00:59:24,595 [WHlMPERlNG ] 799 00:59:25,876 --> 00:59:27,867 Or else! 800 00:59:29,636 --> 00:59:30,910 And as for you. . . . 801 00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:57,425 JONES: Sir? Wanna remind you the plane leaves at 3:00. 802 00:59:57,596 --> 00:59:59,951 ln the bathroom. 803 01:00:00,916 --> 01:00:02,713 Sir? 804 01:00:03,116 --> 01:00:05,107 [BELCHlNG ] 805 01:00:05,996 --> 01:00:09,068 Something about that sign disturbs me. 806 01:00:09,956 --> 01:00:11,355 Mama. 807 01:00:12,116 --> 01:00:15,188 -What do you say we--? -l'm way ahead of you. 808 01:00:23,476 --> 01:00:24,989 Sir? 809 01:00:25,196 --> 01:00:26,754 [SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY] 810 01:00:40,316 --> 01:00:41,590 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 811 01:00:41,756 --> 01:00:46,671 The other bag. The other-- Big bag-ski, big bag. Here, give it to me. Ow! 812 01:00:47,156 --> 01:00:48,953 Jones! Get me up! 813 01:00:49,116 --> 01:00:51,949 l have never been humiliated like this before! 814 01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:55,267 -So you've been humiliated other ways? -Just shut up, Jones. 815 01:00:55,436 --> 01:00:57,074 -Oh, yes, sir. -Connors! 816 01:00:57,236 --> 01:00:59,352 l thought you weren't coming. 817 01:01:01,556 --> 01:01:04,275 Didn't want my heart to be broken. Now it's too late. 818 01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:14,508 Callahan! They got Callahan! 819 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:20,428 CALLAHAN: Who the hell? -Callahan! 820 01:01:20,596 --> 01:01:23,030 -Connors! HARRlS: Let's go! 821 01:01:23,196 --> 01:01:26,393 Don't worry about me! Take care of yourself! 822 01:01:26,876 --> 01:01:29,344 HARRlS: Go! Go! Go! Go! 823 01:01:29,516 --> 01:01:30,790 [WHlSTLES] 824 01:01:30,956 --> 01:01:32,787 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 825 01:01:32,956 --> 01:01:38,826 Come on! Move-ski, move-ski, move-ski! Go! Go! Start it up! Go! 826 01:01:39,716 --> 01:01:42,992 Connors! Hang on, Connors! 827 01:01:44,236 --> 01:01:45,589 [YELLlNG ] 828 01:01:45,756 --> 01:01:46,984 Shut up. 829 01:01:48,276 --> 01:01:50,949 Sergeant, can't you go any faster? Make this thing go! 830 01:01:51,156 --> 01:01:54,990 KATRlNA: He's going to get killed! -Nobody on my team gets killed. . . 831 01:01:55,156 --> 01:01:58,353 -. . .and that's an order! CONNORS: l'm gonna get killed! 832 01:01:58,516 --> 01:01:59,869 Jeez! 833 01:02:02,076 --> 01:02:03,794 Shake him off! 834 01:02:10,996 --> 01:02:12,395 Whoa! 835 01:02:12,796 --> 01:02:14,946 -Tackleberry, give me your gun. -Yes, sir! 836 01:02:15,156 --> 01:02:19,468 This is a locator bullet. lf we can hit the car with it, we can follow it anywhere. 837 01:02:20,276 --> 01:02:21,504 TACKLEBERRY: Yes, sir! 838 01:02:21,676 --> 01:02:24,110 Sasha, just get me one clean shot. 839 01:02:24,276 --> 01:02:26,710 Fire it, Tack. Fire it, let's go! 840 01:02:27,916 --> 01:02:30,828 Tackleberry, do something right for a change. Hit that car! 841 01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:34,344 Gotcha. 842 01:02:36,876 --> 01:02:38,707 [SCREAMlNG ] 843 01:02:43,316 --> 01:02:45,307 [SHOUTlNG lN RUSSlAN] 844 01:02:46,556 --> 01:02:48,433 -My buddy! Help! HARRlS: Russkies! 845 01:02:48,596 --> 01:02:50,632 Russkies, in the motorcycle! 846 01:02:56,916 --> 01:02:59,794 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 847 01:03:05,756 --> 01:03:08,395 HARRlS: Don't you understand English? Faster! 848 01:03:10,116 --> 01:03:12,266 MAN: What is this, a rodeo? Come on! 849 01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:21,709 CONNORS: Get closer! 850 01:03:33,596 --> 01:03:35,109 Connors! 851 01:03:44,756 --> 01:03:48,590 Connors! You better be glad you weren't killed, because l've got a plan. 852 01:03:48,756 --> 01:03:50,747 Hurry up. Move it, move it, move it! 853 01:03:52,556 --> 01:03:54,069 lt works. 854 01:04:06,356 --> 01:04:10,986 Shamed. ln front of my men! My peers! 855 01:04:11,716 --> 01:04:14,833 -My mommy! -Sorry about that. 856 01:04:23,196 --> 01:04:26,393 You. You will pay dearly for what you have done! 857 01:04:28,956 --> 01:04:30,514 l know. 858 01:04:31,036 --> 01:04:33,027 [SNORTlNG ] 859 01:04:36,636 --> 01:04:38,035 [GASPS] 860 01:04:38,276 --> 01:04:42,269 -You will marry me. -Wow. 861 01:04:42,436 --> 01:04:45,394 -Nice getup. -Thanks. 862 01:04:47,716 --> 01:04:52,790 -We're going to share everything. -Okay. 863 01:05:01,476 --> 01:05:03,194 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 864 01:05:04,716 --> 01:05:06,707 Right in bull's-eye! 865 01:05:10,116 --> 01:05:14,826 l cannot believe your obstinacy! You could have had it all! 866 01:05:15,116 --> 01:05:18,233 lnstead you betray me? l am going to bury you! 867 01:05:20,436 --> 01:05:22,791 -Ooh! -What? What? l'm busy! 868 01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:25,311 The game is in the police station computer. 869 01:05:30,836 --> 01:05:32,952 l'm in! Yes! 870 01:05:33,116 --> 01:05:37,712 Now for the key. My secret code. Turn around. 871 01:05:37,996 --> 01:05:40,556 -Three, four, five. KONALl: Yes. 872 01:05:40,796 --> 01:05:45,347 Everything ready at the warehouse? Got to go, cupcake. 873 01:05:46,956 --> 01:05:49,516 l get in touch with you later. See if you change your mind. 874 01:05:49,676 --> 01:05:51,075 [SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN] 875 01:05:52,836 --> 01:05:54,235 Ah! 876 01:06:07,156 --> 01:06:09,431 MAN: Shoot him. 877 01:06:16,916 --> 01:06:18,986 Look, he left us play toy. 878 01:06:20,396 --> 01:06:22,307 l really need this. 879 01:06:22,516 --> 01:06:24,347 Tackleberry, crash the left window. 880 01:06:24,516 --> 01:06:26,984 Jones, Connors, Katrina, the right window. 881 01:06:27,356 --> 01:06:30,154 l'll go through the roof with the guys. 882 01:06:30,916 --> 01:06:34,067 -How about the door? -Well, move it, move it, move it. 883 01:06:34,956 --> 01:06:37,186 CALLAHAN: Take that, perverts! 884 01:06:37,356 --> 01:06:40,632 This next room has to be it. Crash through on the count of three. 885 01:06:40,796 --> 01:06:43,629 -One, two-- -Freeze! 886 01:06:43,796 --> 01:06:46,868 -Did anyone hear me say ''three''? -l took care of it. 887 01:06:47,476 --> 01:06:48,704 -Where is he? -He's gone. 888 01:06:49,116 --> 01:06:51,584 Konali has left the building. 889 01:06:51,756 --> 01:06:54,589 Some command let him break into the police computer system. 890 01:06:54,756 --> 01:06:58,305 -lf he gets in, we can't stop him. -His hacker was working on the game. 891 01:06:58,476 --> 01:07:01,115 -The key must be on it. CALLAHAN: They're sending a shipment. 892 01:07:01,276 --> 01:07:03,790 -They're at the warehouse. -Let's go. 893 01:07:04,836 --> 01:07:08,909 Wait. Talinsky said if you're not on the 3:00 flight he'll arrest you. 894 01:07:09,116 --> 01:07:12,233 She's right. Let's go anyway. 895 01:07:14,476 --> 01:07:16,467 [SlREN WAlLlNG ] 896 01:07:16,676 --> 01:07:19,634 JONES: No problem. -There, that's them! Go, go, go! 897 01:07:19,796 --> 01:07:21,832 CALLAHAN: lt's Talinsky. -Okay, it's a problem. 898 01:07:28,316 --> 01:07:30,307 [SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN] 899 01:07:51,716 --> 01:07:54,992 Good. Good. 900 01:07:55,156 --> 01:07:58,831 ln 48 hours, ''The New Game'' will be in stores worldwide. 901 01:08:08,596 --> 01:08:10,348 HARRlS: How we gonna park? 902 01:08:16,996 --> 01:08:18,714 Sasha! 903 01:08:26,356 --> 01:08:30,508 Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it! 904 01:08:30,676 --> 01:08:33,873 All right, listen up! Listen up! Jones, give me those handcuffs. 905 01:08:34,036 --> 01:08:37,551 -Now, remember: l will arrest Konali. -Come on. Come on. Come on. 906 01:08:37,716 --> 01:08:40,913 Now, we attack on three. One, two-- 907 01:08:43,956 --> 01:08:45,708 Stop! Stop! Stop! 908 01:08:51,036 --> 01:08:54,665 Advertising spots will run consecutive days for the next three months. 909 01:08:54,836 --> 01:08:57,430 And A.M. Moscow wants you for a guest spot. 910 01:08:58,916 --> 01:09:01,032 Keep car running! 911 01:09:01,196 --> 01:09:04,745 -Where is master disk and passkey? -lt's back inside your safe. 912 01:09:04,916 --> 01:09:07,032 ln the restaurant office, as you requested. 913 01:09:07,196 --> 01:09:08,948 KONALl: Good. 914 01:09:09,116 --> 01:09:11,676 Hey, Natasha. 915 01:09:11,836 --> 01:09:15,465 -l'll let you know if l need anything else. CONNORS: You need a good attorney. 916 01:09:15,636 --> 01:09:18,833 Konstantine Konali, l arrest you in the name of the law. 917 01:09:18,996 --> 01:09:20,748 Stop. Everybody stop. 918 01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:25,353 -Put up gun! -l have arrested Konali. He's my prisoner. 919 01:09:25,556 --> 01:09:28,468 l will not be humiliated again like Bolshoi disaster. 920 01:09:29,356 --> 01:09:31,267 l've seen this before. 921 01:09:31,436 --> 01:09:33,586 l was playing with this in Rakov's office. 922 01:09:33,756 --> 01:09:36,907 My lawyer's going to sue for malicious prosecution. . . 923 01:09:37,076 --> 01:09:40,864 . . .intentional harassment and breaking a guy's heart. 924 01:09:41,396 --> 01:09:44,911 You're not going to sue anybody, because l am sending you to jail. 925 01:09:45,076 --> 01:09:49,035 -Do you have proof? -Proof? Proof. 926 01:09:49,756 --> 01:09:52,065 -Do we have proof? CALLAHAN: Yes. 927 01:09:52,436 --> 01:09:55,269 Lieutenant, it's right under your nose. 928 01:09:57,996 --> 01:10:00,066 What's the number of the police computer? 929 01:10:00,236 --> 01:10:01,555 KATRlNA: 291 3855. 930 01:10:01,716 --> 01:10:04,310 -That's top security-- -Type in ''Konali. '' 931 01:10:10,636 --> 01:10:13,514 JONES: Come on, Connors. Keep trying. -Try ''Konstantine. '' 932 01:10:17,756 --> 01:10:20,111 -No. -Wait. lt was five letters. 933 01:10:20,276 --> 01:10:22,232 l saw Konali type five letters. 934 01:10:23,356 --> 01:10:24,630 CONNORS: ''Greed. '' 935 01:10:25,996 --> 01:10:27,634 Type in ''greed. '' 936 01:10:32,756 --> 01:10:34,348 Classified information! 937 01:10:34,516 --> 01:10:36,666 Konali hid a program in his computer game. 938 01:10:36,836 --> 01:10:40,749 Nobody would know it was there. lt allowed him access to the user's files. 939 01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,827 lt's like stealing candy from a baby. 940 01:10:42,996 --> 01:10:46,193 Or top-secret information from a government. 941 01:10:47,116 --> 01:10:50,904 l finally got you, Konali. Ha! 942 01:10:51,276 --> 01:10:53,710 Captain Harris? 943 01:10:54,156 --> 01:10:55,555 [SCREAMS] 944 01:10:55,716 --> 01:10:57,672 CALLAHAN: Oh, no. 945 01:11:03,116 --> 01:11:07,951 A toast to my new Russian family. 946 01:11:09,996 --> 01:11:11,395 [SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN] 947 01:11:14,116 --> 01:11:15,515 [COUGHS] 948 01:11:20,036 --> 01:11:23,949 Excuse me. l have to go to the boys' room. 949 01:11:33,876 --> 01:11:35,514 Oh, excuse me. 950 01:11:35,676 --> 01:11:37,712 -l thought this was the bathroom. -You! 951 01:11:38,796 --> 01:11:40,593 -Lassard. -Why, yes. 952 01:11:40,756 --> 01:11:43,554 l'm flattered you recognize me. l'm not sure where-- 953 01:11:43,716 --> 01:11:45,832 -You can't have me! -l don't want you. 954 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:49,035 -En garde! -On what? 955 01:12:06,676 --> 01:12:08,268 You have any last requests? 956 01:12:10,236 --> 01:12:12,750 God! God! Sonny Bono! 957 01:12:19,156 --> 01:12:20,475 LASSARD: Upsy-daisy! 958 01:12:22,396 --> 01:12:23,795 Ah-ha! 959 01:12:24,196 --> 01:12:26,630 -You look familiar. -Don't play with me, Lassard. 960 01:12:27,556 --> 01:12:29,387 -Was it Paris? -No, not Paris. 961 01:12:29,556 --> 01:12:31,672 -Rome? -Not Rome. 962 01:12:31,836 --> 01:12:34,191 You think you can play me the fool? 963 01:12:35,196 --> 01:12:36,595 Ol�! 964 01:12:37,516 --> 01:12:39,472 You'll never take me, Lassard! 965 01:12:41,076 --> 01:12:44,273 Not Konstantine Konali! 966 01:12:45,996 --> 01:12:49,432 Ah! l remember you now. 967 01:12:53,596 --> 01:12:57,555 You're under arrest for crimes against Russia. . . 968 01:12:57,716 --> 01:13:01,709 . . .and America and their citizens! Ha! 969 01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:05,507 [APPLAUSE] 970 01:13:11,956 --> 01:13:13,514 Do it! 971 01:13:18,996 --> 01:13:21,112 -Today. . . -Today, today. 972 01:13:22,396 --> 01:13:24,864 -. . .we have shown. . . JONES: We have shown, we have shown. 973 01:13:25,196 --> 01:13:26,595 Hm. 974 01:13:29,516 --> 01:13:33,031 -. . .people everywhere. . . -People everywhere-- 975 01:13:35,316 --> 01:13:39,025 . . .that Americans and Russians are brothers. 976 01:13:42,716 --> 01:13:44,866 l honor you and your team. 977 01:13:45,036 --> 01:13:48,585 Would Commandant Lassard please join me at podium? 978 01:14:04,116 --> 01:14:05,708 Comrade. 979 01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:11,428 And now, as a special tribute to our American friends. . . 980 01:14:11,596 --> 01:14:14,030 . . .l salute you all. 72101

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