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[ALARM BEEPS]
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ANGELA: Oh. Time's up.
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Take your fingers away from the laptop.
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- Okay. One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
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[CHIMES]
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Ooh, 128.
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That's great!
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How'd you go?
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Um...
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It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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I read a lot of Christopher Hitchens.
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You know, I follow
Tim Minchin on Twitter.
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- I got 155.
- [LAPTOP CHIMES]
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Ooh! And do I wanna tweet it?
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Yes, I do.
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Congratulations, babe,
you're a friggin' genius.
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[CHUCKLES] Thank you.
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Hey, we're not gonna, um...
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we're not gonna tell your dad
about these IQ tests, are we?
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- Oh, no. Why?
- No.
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Oh, it was just... it was his idea
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and I thought he might wanna follow up.
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Oh, you poor idiot.
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He's been feeding me
general knowledge questions
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since I could talk.
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My first words were Gallipoli, 1915.
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You didn't stand a chance.
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I walked right into that one, didn't it?
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And what's worse is, he
thinks for a couple to be compatible
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they need to be within ten
IQ points of each other.
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Well, I'm sure he can deal with us
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being within 17 IQ points of each other.
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Yeah. I'm sure he could,
but it's actually 27.
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Right.
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Well, you know what?
Maybe we should just get married
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before your dad can use this
somehow to destroy our relationship.
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Are you serious?
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About him destroying our
relationship? Yeah, 100%.
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No, about getting married.
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Yeah, I am.
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'Cause it sounded kind of offhand.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Angela Geraldine Black...
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Hang on, not yet.
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You need to get Dad's blessing first.
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You want me to get
your dad's permission?
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I thought you were a feminist.
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Not permission, blessing.
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For reals?
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Yeah. You can do it,
I have absolute faith in you.
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Really? Oh, geez,
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he's only just stopped calling me Flynn.
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And Tim.
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And do it before Mum gets here.
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He'll be in a better mood.
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Alright, hurry up.
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I want it to be dry by
the time Rowena gets here.
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When did you get
interested in Rowena again?
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I don't know, three weeks ago.
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Ah, so about the time
you saw that pic of her
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with another guy on Facebook?
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Is there a picture of her on Facebook?
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You know after I do this you're
gonna smell like warm vanilla?
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I don't care, so long as I look good.
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You'll be gorgeous!
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Like a young Julio Iglesias
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or an old Enrique Iglesias.
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But it's not just about looks.
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If you wanna get her back,
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maybe you should listen
to her a bit more.
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Alright, Dr Phil.
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Now, what, do we do the
privates, as well?
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You want me to spray your doodle?
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Be weird if you didn't.
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Wouldn't it?
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Look like a witchetty
grub climbing a tree.
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Go on. Up and under.
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Under.
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She's never gonna see this.
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She will.
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[MUTTERS] Okay.
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Lookin' good, Mr Black.
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Thank you, Fin.
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When Rowena sees you she
might rethink the divorce...
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... if that's what you want.
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It's not about my looks,
I can also be very charming.
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I can smell cookies.
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Did you bake cookies for Rowena?
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No.
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[SNIFFS] Is that...
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... is that you smelling like cookies?
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I don't smell like cookies,
I smell like warm vanilla.
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Well, you smell delicious.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Actually, Mr Black,
do you have a minute?
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I was hoping to talk
to you about something.
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- No, mate.
- It's just, um...
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well, Angela and I've been
together for a year now...
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- No, mate...
- and I was wondering if perhaps,
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- I could have your blessing...
- No, mate.
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- To uh, to marry her.
- No, mate.
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What's that?
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Mate, I'm trying to read the form guide.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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- [GASPS] Hi, Mum!
- Hi, darling!
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- Fin.
- Hello, Rowena.
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You look great, Mum!
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You do! You look ten years younger.
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Oh, maybe I'm happy.
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Ooh.
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Rowena Black, as I live and breathe.
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How's everything in your life?
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It's good, Peter.
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That's the first time you've
ever asked me about me.
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Is everything okay?
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It is now you're here.
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Goodness.
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I could get used to this.
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But I won't because this is my fiance,
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Barry.
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- Barry, this is my daughter Angela.
- Hi.
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- Her boyfriend, Fin.
- Hello.
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- Hello.
- And my ex-husband Peter.
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- Hello, Peter.
- Hey, Barry.
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Well, this is a bit awkward, isn't it?
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I'm like the newer version
of you, the Peter 2.0.
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And to top it off, we've
both got bloody excellent tans.
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- What's yours called?
- Warm vanilla.
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Mine's a spray and pray.
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Used to be more about the
spraying than the praying
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but I think they've finally
got the balance right.
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- Ha.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Let's get you guys set up
in a room, shall we?
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- Yes!
- Shall we? Let us.
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Come on in.
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Barry seems nice.
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I'll do you a deal.
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You help me break up Rowena and Barry,
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and I'll give you my
blessing to marry Angela.
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Gonna need that guaranteed in writing.
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The only thing I can 100% guarantee
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is this is your only
chance to get my blessing.
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Follow me.
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- FIN: Oh, interesting.
- MR BLACK: Don't crowd me, please.
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- What...?
- Do you want my...
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do you want my blessing?
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- Sit down.
- [GRUMBLES]
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Right.
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How to break up a
couple, write this down.
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Mm-hmm.
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Incite trouble via misinformation.
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Oh, you're good on that one.
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Fake incriminating evidence.
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- Another one of your specialties.
- Thank you.
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Exploit differences to drive wedges.
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For instance, people who are
10 or more IQ points apart
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rarely last longer than a year.
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Well, that all turned out to be fine
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because Angela and I
have very similar IQs.
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Lucky, because stable relationships
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statistically only exist
between intellectual equals.
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Which is why I struggle to find love.
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Mm, yeah, I'm sure that's it.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Enter.
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Hmm, unusual combination of humans.
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I might just give you a moment.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me.
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You're looking good, Peter.
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Well, I put some effort in.
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For you.
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Really?
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I wanted to make it up to you.
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Maybe give us a second chance?
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Well, it's nice seeing
you being so reflective.
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And you really gave the tan a crack.
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I quite like the cookie smell.
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It's warm vanilla.
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But you left your run a little late.
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I still want a divorce.
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Well, if it'll help change your mind,
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Malcolm did spray my doodle.
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Well, that changes everything.
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Really?
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I'm joking, it doesn't change anything.
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'Cause you've fallen for
Barry... who's just like me?
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Because I've fallen for
Barry who's nothing like you.
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Well, if you're happy with your
toy boy then I'm happy too.
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I'll sign those divorce
papers before you leave.
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Thank you very much.
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Hmm, you even taste like cookies.
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It's warm vanilla.
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Fin.
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WOMAN: [ON RECORDING] Hey, dummy.
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Tired of being a person of
only mediocre intelligence?
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Are you sick of having children
repeatedly explain things to you?
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Well, over the next six lessons,
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you will learn to make both
brain hemispheres work in tandem
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to boost your memory,
increase your IQ and...
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Not as happy with your IQ
as you led us to believe.
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That's a concern.
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Always room for improvement.
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That's for sure.
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Anyhoo, stop piss-farting around.
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We've got work to do.
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Uh-oh. Well, shit's about to get real
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'cause someone's forgotten
to pack their bumetanide.
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Oh...
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but you're so much
more romantic without it.
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Tell me about it.
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Hey, um... what are
your thoughts on having sex
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just metres away from your ex-husband?
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Well, technically he's still my husband.
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Oh.
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But I think it's an excellent idea.
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Wow, okay.
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Do you reckon he's gonna
sign the divorce papers?
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He said, before we go.
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Okay. Are you confident about that?
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Yep. It's the end of an error.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- You're hot and funny.
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[GIGGLES]
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Hey, I'm just checking...
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you were making a pun just then?
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E, double R, O-R. Yeah.
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Mm, thought you were. Come here, you.
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- Barry!
- [SIGHS]
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I'm going back for Row,
she's just freshening up.
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Sit. Come on, sit.
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- Sherry?
- Oh, no. It's fine.
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It's Rowena's favourite.
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Sure. Thank you.
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No worries.
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I wish you very good health.
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Up your bum!
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You know, I'm... I'm at
a stage in my life, Baz,
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where I just want the best for Row.
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Yeah.
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- I was a terrible husband.
- Yeah.
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No, no. I mean...
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I should have paid attention
to the important things,
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- you know, the little things.
- Mm-hmm.
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What she loves, what she hates.
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What type of things
does she love and hate?
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Ah, it was a long time ago, man.
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Yeah, fair enough.
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I'm sure I'll find out soon enough.
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She loves her astrology.
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- Does she? Alright.
- Yeah.
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That's one think I could've done,
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could've read her stars to her,
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you know, supported her loopy beliefs.
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Hey, steady on there, champ.
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No, you're right, that was out of line.
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You know, if anything I was...
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I was a closed-minded C word about it.
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Yeah. What?
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She loves parlour games.
260
00:09:48,873 --> 00:09:50,158
- Charades.
- Mm-hmm.
261
00:09:50,183 --> 00:09:51,678
Who's this? Rowena?
262
00:09:51,703 --> 00:09:53,859
Mm. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
263
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,798
Hates Scrabble, though.
Don't try and tempt her with that.
264
00:09:55,823 --> 00:09:58,238
Okay. Not a fan of Scrabble myself.
265
00:09:58,263 --> 00:09:59,992
Yeah? Well, there's something
else you have in common.
266
00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:02,358
She loves a foot massage.
267
00:10:02,383 --> 00:10:03,798
Really? She's into a foot rub?
268
00:10:03,823 --> 00:10:05,038
- Mm-hmm, yes.
- Alright.
269
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,478
So, there's something up your sleeve
270
00:10:06,503 --> 00:10:07,742
if you ever wanna get on her good side.
271
00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:09,648
- Yeah.
- I could've done more of that myself.
272
00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:11,962
Well, this is very informative.
273
00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,171
Thank you.
274
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,493
Anything else I should know?
275
00:10:16,469 --> 00:10:18,117
That was spectacular, Fin!
276
00:10:18,423 --> 00:10:20,282
Especially the deep
fried zucchini flowers.
277
00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:21,414
Yeah, yummy.
278
00:10:21,439 --> 00:10:22,778
Here's to the chef.
279
00:10:22,803 --> 00:10:24,625
- To the chef.
- To the chef.
280
00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,029
Yes!
281
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:29,012
So, where are you from, Barry?
282
00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:32,283
I'm from a very racist part of
Townsville called Townsville.
283
00:10:32,308 --> 00:10:34,767
[LAUGHTER]
284
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:37,278
Hey, so anyway, I was
eventually lured away
285
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,238
to the bustling metropolis of Bundaberg,
286
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,278
a city held in such high regard
287
00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:43,998
that its most famous resident's
an alcoholic polar bear.
288
00:10:44,023 --> 00:10:46,804
[LAUGHTER]
289
00:10:46,829 --> 00:10:49,156
So, I was thinking we could
play a little game of something.
290
00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:51,468
- Scrabble?
- No, not Scrabble!
291
00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:54,359
What about a game of Charades?
292
00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:58,511
Yes.
293
00:10:58,969 --> 00:11:00,398
ALL: Second word.
294
00:11:01,023 --> 00:11:03,359
- Pompous! Pride.
- MR BLACK: Proud.
295
00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:05,813
- Royal.
- Queen.
296
00:11:05,838 --> 00:11:07,500
- King.
- FIN: King. Prince?
297
00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:10,625
The Princess And The Peach?
298
00:11:11,183 --> 00:11:13,054
Uh, pans a lot.
299
00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:16,023
And with Mercury in retrograde,
300
00:11:16,048 --> 00:11:18,835
don't forget this is not the
best time to sign contracts
301
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:20,358
or buy technology.
302
00:11:20,383 --> 00:11:22,118
But with Venus touring your sign,
303
00:11:22,143 --> 00:11:24,476
you'll be getting a lot
of romantic attention!
304
00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:27,402
Oh, that's nice, sweetheart.
305
00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:37,909
Ooh.
306
00:11:43,742 --> 00:11:45,602
[SCREAMS] What are you doing?
307
00:11:45,627 --> 00:11:47,198
Just massaging your feet!
308
00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:48,223
Why?
309
00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:51,679
'Cause it's a loving thing
to do between two people.
310
00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:06,635
- Oh, Barry. I'm sorry.
- Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
311
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,199
- Good morning.
- Good morning. That's... after you.
312
00:12:08,224 --> 00:12:09,738
That's... heading also this way.
313
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,195
- Are you coming in?
- No, thank you.
314
00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:13,799
No, after you have a shower. That's...
315
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,999
[SIGHS]
316
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,324
Has the eagle landed?
317
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,155
Yes, the eagle has landed
318
00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:42,899
and taken a massive shit over
everything I used to stand for.
319
00:12:42,964 --> 00:12:44,011
Good to hear.
320
00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:46,555
This, along with all the
lies and disinformation,
321
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,447
is easily the meanest
thing I've ever done.
322
00:12:48,472 --> 00:12:50,435
And if you don't come through with
your promise to bless our marriage,
323
00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:52,115
I'm gonna tell Rowena that
you wilfully undermined
324
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:53,629
her relationship with Barry.
325
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,075
And I'll just tell her that
you wilfully undermined
326
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,541
her relationship with Barry, as well.
327
00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:58,715
I don't care, I've got nothing to lose.
328
00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:00,535
I'm not the one trying
to win Rowena back.
329
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,155
Just settle down, alright?
330
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,715
I'll honour my end of the deal.
331
00:13:04,136 --> 00:13:05,475
What kind of monster do you think I am?
332
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,755
I don't need to think, I know
what kind of monster you are.
333
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,176
I know what kind of monster you are.
334
00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:13,035
ROWENA: Barry! Come here this minute.
335
00:13:13,595 --> 00:13:15,097
That'll be the eagle now.
336
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,926
Can you just give me some explanation
337
00:13:16,951 --> 00:13:18,707
on the items in your browser history?
338
00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:21,915
"Big boob sex, naked girl butts,"
339
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,279
how to start a gangbang,
340
00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:26,595
I like affairs," and,
"Is an IQ of 128 high or low?"
341
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,275
That's not mine.
That is not my browser history.
342
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:31,097
For a start, I loathe the word
butt, it's way too American.
343
00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:32,127
But you are a butt guy.
344
00:13:32,152 --> 00:13:33,679
Yeah, I'm a big, big butt guy,
345
00:13:33,704 --> 00:13:36,519
but I'm a bloody butt
guy with an IQ of 111,
346
00:13:36,544 --> 00:13:37,916
hence why I'm in real estate.
347
00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:40,432
Also, if I wanna bloody check out porn,
348
00:13:40,457 --> 00:13:42,807
you just got to flick
it to incognito mode.
349
00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:44,355
Just scroll up there and then look,
350
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,129
there's no bloody browser history.
351
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:48,395
Apparently. I've heard this.
352
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,119
Well, it's not my browser history.
353
00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:54,159
Hang on a second, Row.
354
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,719
Gentlemen, we need to talk.
355
00:14:00,744 --> 00:14:02,824
Yeah, we're a little busy
right now, Bazzie.
356
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,355
Well, now you're not.
357
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,566
Okay, Peter, Fin.
358
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:13,847
As you're aware, I've been
polite and courteous all weekend.
359
00:14:13,872 --> 00:14:16,355
Okay? And that politeness and
courtesy's been met with what,
360
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,555
fake news, character assassination?
361
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:20,090
And that makes me feel bad.
362
00:14:20,115 --> 00:14:22,675
As nasty as that feels to
me, you know what?
363
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,919
I'm gonna put it to one side.
I'll put that to one side,
364
00:14:25,176 --> 00:14:27,795
okay, as long as you sign
those bloody divorce papers,
365
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,235
deliver them back to me
by the end of the day, okay?
366
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:33,155
And if you don't do that, I'm gonna
snap your little leggies in two.
367
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:34,319
[POPS LIPS]
368
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:37,435
See how your bloody
Ankylosing spondo-shite-is,
369
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,395
or whatever it is,
bloody responds to that one.
370
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,433
Oi!
371
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,050
How bloody dare you...
372
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,605
come into my house and
talk to me like that?
373
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,835
- Your house?
- Yeah.
374
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,435
This is Rowena's parents', dickhead.
375
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,491
Yeah, well...
376
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,350
What are you doing?
377
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:55,350
Eh! Eh, stop mucking around!
378
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:56,375
- Stop that.
- Eh?
379
00:14:56,549 --> 00:14:58,702
- Alright, put it back. Stop it.
- Yeah, there you go.
380
00:14:58,727 --> 00:14:59,955
Stop it.
381
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,879
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
382
00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:05,955
Ah-hah! Yeah!
383
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,755
- Yeah? Huh?
- Huh? Huh!
384
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,159
Well, the joke's on you, mate,
385
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:10,803
because there's no staples left.
386
00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:13,542
And I can see your balls.
387
00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:18,386
Keep walking.
388
00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:21,746
Just sign those bloody
divorce papers, okay?
389
00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:26,050
Thought that went well.
390
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,136
The stapler was an excellent touch.
391
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:29,878
Careful, Fin.
392
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,706
Think the only way it
could've gone better
393
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,902
is if one of us smelt like a cookie.
394
00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:40,155
Don't pay any attention to him, darl.
395
00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:41,955
He's just having one last lunge at me
396
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,735
before I walk off into
my fabulous new life.
397
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,651
And in the future, if you want
any information about me
398
00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:48,675
- you just have to ask.
- Okay.
399
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,135
And if you're feeling
a little bit frisky,
400
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,435
you just have to ask about that too.
401
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,619
You never know, you might get lucky.
402
00:15:52,644 --> 00:15:54,191
You know that wasn't my browser history?
403
00:15:54,216 --> 00:15:56,589
I know. Come on, let's go for a walk.
404
00:15:56,614 --> 00:15:59,144
I don't know. It's been
a stressful 24 hours.
405
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:02,300
I just wanna cleanse myself
of all this unwanted anger.
406
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:03,785
You sure?
407
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,689
- Yeah.
- Alright.
408
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,795
I'll get you some bumetanide on the way.
409
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:08,886
Now remember,
410
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,879
I love you and I trust you.
411
00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:15,001
I love you too.
412
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,455
- Let's just start.
- Dad!
413
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,235
Eating before all the guests get
here is the height of bad manners.
414
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,755
Not that you care about
being polite to him.
415
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:42,995
You have been an appalling host.
416
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,359
Oh, what, you had to have
a foot massage, did you?
417
00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:46,555
Was it really that awful?
418
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,636
Not just that!
419
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:51,155
The Charades, the astrology,
the fake browser history.
420
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:53,795
Admittedly, with that stuff we
were having a bit of a laugh
421
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,559
but that is all part of the hospitality.
422
00:16:55,584 --> 00:16:59,195
He can come out here and he
can have lunch like a real man.
423
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,155
- Fin, go and get him, please.
- Fin, no.
424
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,180
Yep.
425
00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:04,340
Peter, you need to get in
there and apologise to him.
426
00:17:04,365 --> 00:17:07,195
He should not be rewarded
for being a sooky la la.
427
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,839
Fin. [WHISTLES] Go on.
428
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:18,955
Can you not whistle at him like a dog?
429
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:20,746
[KNOCKS] Barry?
430
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:25,734
Barry?
431
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,339
Sorry to interrupt, Barry,
but lunch is on the ta... ble.
432
00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,200
[WHISPERS] Barry?
433
00:17:57,605 --> 00:17:59,894
MALCOLM: What is Ringo
Starr's real name?
434
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,379
Richard Starkey.
435
00:18:01,404 --> 00:18:03,447
- Oh, that's too easy.
- Yeah, just gave it away.
436
00:18:03,472 --> 00:18:06,783
Well trained, Pete.
I like it. [CHUCKLES]
437
00:18:06,808 --> 00:18:09,119
Alright, another one.
What is the name of...
438
00:18:09,144 --> 00:18:10,761
- the Beatles White Album?
- [WHISTLES, COOS]
439
00:18:10,786 --> 00:18:12,637
The Beatles. You
should've known that one.
440
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:13,943
I think she got ya.
441
00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:15,878
- Which Beatles album...
- [WHISPERS] Mr Black...
442
00:18:15,903 --> 00:18:18,659
- ... was recorded last?
- Can I see you for a second?
443
00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:19,988
Is it Abbey Road?
444
00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:22,372
- Yes! Good.
- Just a second. Excuse me.
445
00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:23,406
That's good stuff.
446
00:18:23,657 --> 00:18:25,232
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club...
447
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,488
Bet the eagle hasn't got
the sads out of the stapler.
448
00:18:28,513 --> 00:18:29,684
It was all just a bit of fun.
449
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,723
No, no, I don't think he's
got sads about anything.
450
00:18:31,748 --> 00:18:34,013
The eagle has... um...
451
00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:36,147
the eagle is no longer with us.
452
00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:55,708
He's extremely dead.
453
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:56,896
How are we gonna tell Rowena?
454
00:18:56,921 --> 00:18:59,185
Just at least close his
eyes, that's creepy.
455
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:00,868
- Why me?
- Because you killed him.
456
00:19:00,893 --> 00:19:02,340
- What? I didn't kill him.
- You did.
457
00:19:02,365 --> 00:19:04,629
That browsing history prank must
have pushed him over the edge.
458
00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:06,228
There was some depraved shit in there.
459
00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:07,788
You're the one that took
to him with a stapler
460
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,548
and then wrestled him
till his towel came off.
461
00:19:09,573 --> 00:19:11,646
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- Is everything alright?
462
00:19:11,935 --> 00:19:15,008
Yep. All good, thank you.
Just give us a moment, please.
463
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,602
Why is the door locked?
464
00:19:16,627 --> 00:19:17,932
Just hold on, Row.
465
00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:20,680
At least close his eyes, that's creepy.
466
00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:22,682
I can't touch him. What if
they find my fingerprints
467
00:19:22,707 --> 00:19:23,885
on his eyelids and think I killed him?
468
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,828
They won't dust his
eyelids for fingerprints.
469
00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:27,348
- Anyway, you did kill him.
- I did not kill him.
470
00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:28,748
- You killed him.
- You killed him.
471
00:19:28,773 --> 00:19:30,005
Darling, Barry,
472
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,950
- are those idiots bothering you?
- Just a minute.
473
00:19:31,975 --> 00:19:34,068
Why can't I get into my own room?
474
00:19:34,093 --> 00:19:36,144
Everyone, please calm down!
It's not time to panic
475
00:19:36,169 --> 00:19:37,404
at a time like this please.
476
00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:40,193
ANGELA: Fin, let my mother in the room.
477
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:48,972
Yeah.
478
00:19:50,593 --> 00:19:52,192
Oh, my God.
479
00:19:53,203 --> 00:19:55,091
Darling? Barry?
480
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,680
Barry?!
481
00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:59,868
Oh, no! No!
482
00:19:59,893 --> 00:20:03,036
No! [SOBS]
483
00:20:03,061 --> 00:20:04,724
Barry.
484
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,349
[SOBS]
485
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,788
I want you to know that I hold
you two directly responsible,
486
00:20:24,813 --> 00:20:26,268
putting him under all that stress
487
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,108
during that idiotic, last
ditch attempt to win me back.
488
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,232
Mum,
489
00:20:30,257 --> 00:20:33,668
they were dickheads,
but they didn't kill him.
490
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:35,268
The doctor said he was a ticking bomb.
491
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:37,348
He shouldn't have even
gone on the plane.
492
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:40,810
The only consolation is the fact
that we had mind-blowing sex
493
00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:42,494
the day before he died.
494
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,232
Maybe that's what did it.
495
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:46,224
I'm so sorry.
496
00:20:46,669 --> 00:20:47,748
If I'd known you'd found love,
497
00:20:47,773 --> 00:20:50,352
I never would have
given Pete a spray tan.
498
00:20:50,377 --> 00:20:51,599
You weren't to know.
499
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,255
I'm not sure I will
ever find another man.
500
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,232
My stunning looks
can't last much longer.
501
00:20:58,749 --> 00:20:59,868
Well, I'm always here, darling.
502
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:01,888
Oh, for God's sake, Peter.
503
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:04,044
I've spent enough time
with you for one life.
504
00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:07,188
Well, if I can't have you,
then I give my blessing
505
00:21:07,213 --> 00:21:09,271
for you and Malcolm to get together.
506
00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:11,809
I know he's always
carried a torch for you.
507
00:21:12,013 --> 00:21:15,240
Come on, Peter. Malcolm's
as gay as Christmas.
508
00:21:17,053 --> 00:21:19,112
Sorry, Pete, it's something
I've been meaning to tell you.
509
00:21:20,749 --> 00:21:21,927
I've got to go.
510
00:21:22,693 --> 00:21:23,958
Bye, Malcolm.
511
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:25,952
I'll get your luggage.
512
00:21:29,111 --> 00:21:31,130
- Fin...
- I'm so sorry.
513
00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:33,548
don't listen to
anything Mr Black says.
514
00:21:33,573 --> 00:21:34,752
Ever.
515
00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:41,352
Peter, I am exhausted
and overcome with grief
516
00:21:41,377 --> 00:21:43,075
so I'll just say this one thing...
517
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,320
- God took the wrong one.
- Yep.
518
00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:52,552
Well, all's well that ends well.
519
00:21:53,453 --> 00:21:56,272
So, I held up my end of the deal,
520
00:21:56,529 --> 00:21:58,935
I'd like to think you're a big
enough man to hold up yours.
521
00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:01,388
Can I have your blessing to marry Ange?
522
00:22:01,413 --> 00:22:03,508
No, hold on. The deal
was I'd give you my blessing
523
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:05,537
if you help me break them up.
They didn't break up.
524
00:22:06,029 --> 00:22:07,328
The deal was voided.
525
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,948
No, no, Rowena is single.
That's the deal.
526
00:22:08,973 --> 00:22:11,148
No, I asked you to drive
a wedge between them.
527
00:22:11,173 --> 00:22:12,388
I didn't ask you to kill anyone.
528
00:22:12,413 --> 00:22:14,388
I didn't kill anyone. And even if I did,
529
00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:15,988
then that is a very strong wedge.
530
00:22:16,013 --> 00:22:17,184
Sorry, Fin, I'm not convinced.
531
00:22:17,209 --> 00:22:18,928
Maybe if you were a
few IQ points smarter
532
00:22:18,953 --> 00:22:21,819
you'd be able to convince
me, but you're not. So...
533
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,548
Oh! I've got a pony running...
534
00:22:24,573 --> 00:22:26,052
in the seventh in Eagle Farm.
535
00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:30,872
Let's call this conversation
a work in progress.
536
00:22:30,897 --> 00:22:32,342
You're on the right path...
537
00:22:32,775 --> 00:22:34,959
but how long and bumpy that path is...?
538
00:22:36,373 --> 00:22:37,717
No-one really knows.
539
00:22:46,051 --> 00:22:49,451
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