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My daughter, Claire, she's a good girl.
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My husband passed recently,
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and since then, she's
gotten out of control.
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I don't make house calls.
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My mom's a bitch, and she
won't let me come over
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and stay there until
I've cleaned up, so...
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Why are you here?
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I need help.
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You got a visitor here.
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- You were, um...
- Oh.
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... right. Hurting myself is easy,
and living is the hard part.
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Don't forget, guys, you
came here looking for me.
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So, somebody.
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- I'll go.
- Except Claire.
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Mugsy and I have been listening
to her shit for a month.
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- Are you serious?
- I thought you got it all out last week.
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Don't you remember?
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Your mom was cheating on
your dad with the neighbor
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back when you were still a lesbian.
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If I'd known you were gonna go
shopping before the meeting,
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I wouldn't have come with you.
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If I knew you were gonna
complain the whole time,
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I wouldn't have invited you.
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Just try and make the best of it.
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It's shoe shopping. There
is no "best" of it.
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Come on. Like you couldn't
update your look a little.
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What's wrong with what I have on?
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You might want to think
about the message
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your clothes are sending to the world.
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If it's along the lines of "Fuck
off and don't talk to me,"
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then I'm okay with that.
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Is it really that bad? I'm...
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Oh, where did that come from?
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Your gut is, like, number
five on the list of things
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you need to improve.
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Okay, just sit down, okay?
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I'm gonna find you some stuff. Relax.
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- Mommy, I'm hungry.
- I know, honey.
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We'll meet Nana for an
açai bowl at the juice bar
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as soon as I'm done, okay?
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Do you want an açai bowl?
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A-sah-ee! A-sah-ee! A-sah-ee!
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Okay, go play with Sonia.
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Hmm.
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Cute kid.
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Thanks. I think I'll keep him.
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How old?
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Fifty months next week.
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- Ah.
- Hey, what about these?
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No, I'm not fucking
playing at Wimbledon.
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How 'bout you guys? Any kids?
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- The two of us?
- Ew, gross.
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No, we're... we're not together.
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God, no. That... Uh, mnh...
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I just assumed, since you
were shopping together.
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My ex and I used to shop together.
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Oh.
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But I love kids, you know?
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They're just such loud,
sticky little... miracles.
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Mommy, I fall down.
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Oh, baby! I'm sorry.
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Oh, come here. Oh.
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Well, look at that.
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It always soothes him.
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Oh, I bet.
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It seems like he's having a
whale of a time over there.
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Excuse me? He's a baby.
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That's not a baby.
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- Yes, it is.
- Uh, no, no, no.
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I'm no expert, okay,
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but, uh, I think it's
pretty much understood
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that they're babies until about age 1,
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and they're toddlers till about age 3,
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and after that, they're just children,
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which is what you have
sitting on your lap there
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knocking back a boob-uccino.
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Hey, what about... Oh!
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Oh, here we go.
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Now you're getting judgy, too.
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No. No, no, no.
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W-Whatever you choose to do with your...
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you know, is completely up to you.
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Thank you. Your friend here
thinks it's inappropriate for me
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to nourish my baby in public.
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It's not a baby.
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Again, I'm not Mr. Spock...
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You mean Dr. Spock?
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Whatever, okay?
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The rule is if a kid can
pronounce "açai bowl"
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and is breast-feeding in
between bites of sushi,
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it's time to maybe start
pouring it into a cup.
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Fuck you.
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Well, I'm just trying
to help you out, lady,
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before you get whisker
burns on the twins there.
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You know why you're single?
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Because you're an asshole.
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He's not single 'cause he's an asshole.
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He's single 'cause he's an
asshole who dresses like shit.
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What the fuck's going on in there?
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Is he getting laid?
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If he is, he's doing it wrong.
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Oh, shit.
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Buddy, what happened?
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I was doing some power crunches,
and I tweaked my back.
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Dude, no,
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you need to warm up for
at least 10 to 20 minutes
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before strenuous exercise
to avoid injury.
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Just help me up.
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Okay, just need to warm up first.
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Come on.
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- Okay. All right. Okay.
- Just help me up.
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Okay, okay.
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♪ Lois Lane seems a
pretty strong woman ♪
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♪ The kind of woman
that a girl could be ♪
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What is with these '90s grunge bands?
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What are these names? Skin Yard?
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7 Year Bitch?
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Afghan Whigs?
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I mean, do they all get
together collectively at a bar
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and decide on, like, the
douchiest names ever?
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Probably.
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Too bad you missed it.
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Large black.
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Jesus Christ, Quasimodo,
what are you doing here?
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Who's guarding the bell tower?
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I figured that brown goat
urine Felix calls coffee
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will make me forget about my back.
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Ahh.
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Is that you?
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Sounded like someone sat
down in a wicker chair.
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Why don't you take some Advil?
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No, I like pain.
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It reminds me how much pain I'm in.
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I need you to rack those ASAP.
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Sure.
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Felix thinks a time
traveler's gonna come in
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looking for a CD for his...
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Oh, shit.
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- What's going on?
- Shh.
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Claire, is that you?
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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Endersby.
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What're you doing here?
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Oh, just in the city for the day.
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Yep, lunch and shopping.
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We were told to check
out the coffee here.
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Really, here?
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We were to sorry to hear
about your dad, Claire.
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It's a terrible thing.
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Yeah, it's not the same without
your mom and dad at the club.
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We miss seeing them there.
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Yeah, I bet you do.
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Well, good to see you out
in the working world.
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Are you the manager?
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Yes. Well, kind of... I'm
the assistant manager.
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Comes with a lot of
responsibility, though...
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You know, putting out
fires here and there.
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They really lean on me.
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Claire, it's bad.
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I need you in the bathroom stat.
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It's gonna be a two-man job...
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And bring the poop knife.
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Uh, coffee's really strong here.
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Well, we'll let you get back to it.
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Um, it was good to see you, Claire.
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If you or your mom need anything,
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please, don't hesitate to call.
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Awfully rude to Mr. and Mrs.
Cleaver, wouldn't you say?
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You don't know anything, Loudermilk.
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No, I guess I... I don't.
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My mom was screwing Mr.
Endersby behind my dad's back.
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Jesus. How... how do you know that?
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Because they played bridge
every Saturday at the club,
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and when I was in high school one night,
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I was supposed to be at this sleepover,
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but I ended up coming home late
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and I saw my mom and Mr.
Endersby on the couch together.
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In flagrante delicto?
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What the fuck does that mean?
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No, he had his arm around
her, and when they saw me,
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they jumped up, guilty as shit.
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Your mom? I'm...
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I'm just having a hard
time picturing that.
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Oh, no, there it is.
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Hello. Stop.
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That's my mom. That's disgusting.
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Get me that poop knife!
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Okay, hold on. Back it up.
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You're saying it's perfectly legal
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for you to hit a
pedestrian with your car
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while they're crossing the street.
Is that what you're saying?
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If... if you leave the confines
of the crosswalk, yes.
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I'm pretty sure that's the law.
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Well, I'm pretty sure it's not the law,
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because I'm 100% sure it's illegal.
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It's like... It's like a
goalie leaving the crease.
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You're... you're no longer protected.
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Actually, there's an area behind
the net called the trapezoid,
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where the goalie is totes protected.
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Why... why don't you shove
the trapezoid up your ass?
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Okay, as someone who's no longer
legally permitted to drive,
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I'd like to go out on a limb
here and suggest to this group,
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that probably has a couple
dozen DUIs between us,
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let's steer clear of
encouraging each other
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to mow down pedestrians.
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Um, hi.
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The PTA meeting's later.
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This is just the boozers
and the druggies.
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Perfect. My people.
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Um, thing is, this is
a Men's Only meeting.
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- Excuse me?
- What?
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- What am I looking at?
- What...
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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Except for her. She's considered a guy.
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Bullshit.
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If she wants to sit in, let her.
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Have a seat.
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All right, cool. Sit down.
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Thank you.
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Hi, everyone. I'm Brooke.
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- Hi, Brooke.
- Hi, Brooke.
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Hey, Brooke.
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Um, do you want to tell
us your story, Brooke?
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Sure. Happy to talk.
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Like I said, I'm Brooke,
and I'm an alcoholic.
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Sober 3 years, 57 days.
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I just moved here last
month from Chicago,
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where I ran a sober-living
group for the last two years.
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Hmm.
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What brings you to Seattle?
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I own a franchise of wellness clinics
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and try to split my time
between all of them,
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so here I am.
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What kind of wellness do you provide?
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We specialize in Eastern medicine.
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The second time I got sober,
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acupuncture was my saving grace,
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so when I finally regained my sanity,
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I decided to make it my profession.
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But, you know, we also
offer chiropractic care,
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Shiatsu massage, Pilates,
light therapy, Reiki...
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The whole gamut.
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So what happened the first time?
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The first time?
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You said you got sober
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from that acupuncture
shit the second time.
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What happened the first time?
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Oh, ha, well, that's a whole story.
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Do tell.
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Mm.
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Okay, well...
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The night of my wedding,
I got black-out drunk,
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and I fucked the DJ in the bridal suite.
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- Ooh.
- No, no, Ed.
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No. Mm-mm. No.
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The next morning, my husband
told me it was him or the booze.
258
00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:54,420
So I found a group and
for a while it worked,
259
00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:58,940
but he was never really
able to forgive me,
260
00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:03,290
and I wasn't really able
to forgive myself, either.
261
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,620
Can't say that was an easy one,
262
00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:07,590
so I started drinking again,
263
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,120
and eventually, he left...
264
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,050
without even a goodbye.
265
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,979
So at your wedding, you had a DJ?
266
00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,060
Not a band?
267
00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:21,220
I can relate to what Brooke is saying.
268
00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:26,310
I didn't get to say goodbye
to my dad before he died.
269
00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,180
W-W-Wait a minute, now.
You just hijacked her story.
270
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,400
See, I want to know about this DJ.
271
00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:35,200
Did he, like, play your boobs
like turntables, you know?
272
00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,249
Like...
273
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,720
That's part of the Men's Only component
274
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:41,080
I was referring to,
but just, you know...
275
00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,460
Claire, you want to elaborate?
276
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:49,820
Uh, okay, yeah.
277
00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:56,640
The night my dad died,
278
00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,320
I was at a sorority party,
279
00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:03,450
and... I missed his final call.
280
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,870
If I wasn't slugging jello shots,
281
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,800
maybe I could've talked to him.
282
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:14,950
Maybe he wouldn't have, um...
283
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:22,190
I'm really sorry, Claire.
284
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,610
I'm sure your father, he...
285
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,990
he knew that you loved him.
286
00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:27,680
Mm.
287
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,460
Okay.
288
00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,510
Thanks for sharing, Claire.
289
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:32,890
Thank you, Brooke.
290
00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:38,340
Uh, so, to recap, don't hit pedestrians.
291
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,860
I can't emphasize this
enough... band, not deejay.
292
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,700
- Hi.
- Hi.
293
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,680
It was really nice to have
you in the group today.
294
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,320
Yeah, thanks for sharing your story.
295
00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,819
Thank you. Um,
296
00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,340
do you think you're
gonna come back, or...
297
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,719
- I'll see how I feel...
- Oh, God.
298
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,360
Jesus Christ.
299
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,699
- What the fuck?
- Here, let me help you.
300
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:56,719
No, I'm good. I'm fine.
301
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,160
Okay, let's just take
a few deep breathes.
302
00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,360
Breathe in the pain...
303
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,480
And exhale it out.
304
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,080
What? Am I crowning?
305
00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:07,070
Thank you for the Lamaze coaching.
306
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,840
I'm... I'm... I'm really
good. Thank you.
307
00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,040
Let me just take a look.
308
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,940
No, no, no. No, no. Don't touch.
309
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,980
Okay. Okay. I get it.
310
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,900
You don't believe in this shit.
311
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,840
Claire, here's my card.
312
00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:19,770
Have him call me if it gets worse.
313
00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,010
Okay.
314
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,320
Loudermilk.
315
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,770
Hi, Mike.
316
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,700
- Everything okay?
- Yeah. Sure. You?
317
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,779
You need something?
318
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:33,060
Actually, I'm here for Claire.
319
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:36,580
Thanks, but I'm all caught up
on my confessions for the week.
320
00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:39,620
I was hoping we could speak
privately in my office.
321
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,990
Oh, come on! This is bullshit.
322
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,590
Language, Claire.
323
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:52,080
I'm sorry, dear, but you
don't answer my calls,
324
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,769
you... you don't return my messages...
325
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,510
Yeah, because I don't
want to talk to you.
326
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,960
Have a seat, Claire.
327
00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:02,330
Let's make this quick.
328
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:07,680
It's nice to see you, Claire.
329
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:09,920
From what I gather, you've
been doing much better.
330
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,420
Yeah, well, I am.
331
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,900
You look great.
332
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,480
Thanks.
333
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,060
Right, well, um...
334
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:28,910
The reason I've been trying
to contact you is to tell you
335
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,920
I've decided to sell the house.
336
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,290
Are you fucking kidding me?
337
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,500
Claire, please. You're
in a house of worship,
338
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,840
and this isn't a decision
your mother takes lightly.
339
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,100
It's too big for one,
340
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,430
and I can't take care of it on my own.
341
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,430
And, frankly, I think it's
time for us to move on.
342
00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:48,940
Of course you do.
343
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,980
What is that supposed to mean?
344
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,150
I'm not doing this here.
345
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,040
You want to sell the house, fine.
346
00:14:58,070 --> 00:14:59,720
It's just a house, not a home.
347
00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:02,860
It hasn't been for a long
time, so just go for it.
348
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,120
Are we finished?
349
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:06,380
- Yes.
- Great.
350
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,220
No, no.
351
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,880
There's one more thing.
352
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,120
I've been going through
your father's belongings,
353
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:16,330
and I've set aside a few items for you.
354
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:19,630
I was hoping you could stop
by sometime soon to get them.
355
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,760
If I say yes, can I leave?
356
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,970
Sure.
357
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,920
Great. Done.
358
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,499
You're okay.
359
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:42,940
Oh, thank God you're home.
360
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:44,540
What's your Netflix password again?
361
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,700
My fucking back.
362
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:48,380
- All one word?
- No. It's...
363
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,850
Dianne-underscore-Wiest-zero-three.
364
00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:54,030
- Jesus.
- Oh, not again.
365
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:56,750
Yeah, my fucking back
is fucking killing me.
366
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,840
Ah, ah.
367
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,170
Is there anything I can do?
368
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,760
Yeah, just sit there on your ass
369
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,830
like you're doing and
don't lift a finger.
370
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,550
You got it.
371
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,420
It's her fault.
372
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:08,519
My fault?
373
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,530
Yeah, you told me I had a gut.
374
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,660
What? When?
375
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,760
- At the shoe store.
- No, I didn't.
376
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,570
Well, you implied it when
you said, "You have a gut."
377
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,430
Told you, dude. You
should've warmed up first.
378
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,190
Stop it. It hurts when you talk.
379
00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:23,570
Is that a candle?
380
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,310
Yeah, it was a bit stale
in here, and besides,
381
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,720
I always enjoy a little pumpkin
spice whenever I masturb...
382
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,440
watch television.
383
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,200
Thanks a lot. You just
ruined Thanksgiving forever.
384
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,790
And candles.
385
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,550
I'll be in my room.
386
00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:00,720
_
387
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,020
What in the hell?
388
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:29,430
Hey, sunshine. You're up early.
389
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,300
Did you sleep out here?
390
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:33,960
Not sure "sleep" is the right word.
391
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,940
I'll get you a coffee.
392
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,780
You're a saint.
393
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,480
Hey, what'd Father Mike want last night?
394
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,560
Nothing important.
395
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,550
You know, you look like shit.
396
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:48,550
Are you sure you can't take anything?
397
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:49,870
No, it's just the morning creaks.
398
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,390
I'll shake it off with some caffeine.
399
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,730
Okay.
400
00:17:57,180 --> 00:18:00,190
You used my frozen mangoes as ice packs?
401
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,910
These are organic, asshole.
402
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,530
I use them for smoothies.
403
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,160
Okay, I'm done with them.
404
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:08,610
I'd love a smoothie, too,
now that you mention it.
405
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,890
Mm, mm. See, good as new.
406
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,000
- What's this?
- Brooke's card.
407
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,690
Yeah, no thanks.
408
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:24,830
Call her.
409
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,390
You look like you need some wellness.
410
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,560
The only thing I need is a
way to get to the toilet.
411
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,910
I got you, buddy.
412
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,220
Here we go... 1, 2, 3.
413
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,700
Wait, no... Ah!
414
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,469
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
415
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:41,099
_
416
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,620
Not sure if you want any of it.
417
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:31,830
But maybe you'll find something
meaningful in there.
418
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,140
Of course I want it.
It's all I have left.
419
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:38,769
I'm still here, Claire. I never left.
420
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,670
You left a long time ago.
421
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,740
Enough with the innuendos, Claire.
422
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:46,740
You've been angry with
me for long enough now.
423
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,430
If there's something you need to say,
424
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:50,050
then grow up and just say it.
425
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:53,140
What did I do to you that was so awful?
426
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,680
You really want me to say it out loud?
427
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,830
Tell me.
428
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,820
You fucked around on Dad,
429
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,660
and when he found out,
he killed himself.
430
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:04,749
What?
431
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,050
I saw you and Mr. Endersby on the couch.
432
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,760
I'm not a fucking idiot, okay?
433
00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:11,250
Claire, you don't really know
434
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,460
everything that went on back then.
435
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,410
Oh, I know a lot more
than you think I know.
436
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,980
- I know everything.
- No, you don't.
437
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,700
- Open the middle drawer.
- What?
438
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,020
- Why?
- Claire, just do it.
439
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,330
What?
440
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:28,650
Look in the envelope.
441
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:42,560
"My Dearest One, it's
late, but I had to write
442
00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:46,840
and tell you just how
beautiful you looked tonight,
443
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:48,340
how much my heart soared
444
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,840
when I saw you walk into the room."
445
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:52,570
So Dad loved you.
446
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,500
Look who it's addressed to.
447
00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:59,140
Linda Endersby.
448
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,640
Mrs. Endersby?
449
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,200
What? But Dad...
450
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:07,840
Dad wouldn't do something like this.
451
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,190
It's true, Claire.
452
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,980
The night you saw Jon here,
453
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,109
he'd come over to tell
me about the affair.
454
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:16,490
I didn't want to believe it, either,
455
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,070
until he showed me those pictures.
456
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,870
What photos?
457
00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:35,090
What?
458
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,239
I don't understand.
459
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,720
Why... why didn't you
just ask for a divorce?
460
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:43,810
I don't know.
461
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:48,040
Maybe because I'm Catholic to a fault,
462
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:50,140
and maybe because I knew how
much it would hurt you,
463
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:55,110
but in the end, it wasn't needed.
464
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:57,490
Once Linda found out your dad's
company was going under,
465
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,630
she left him.
466
00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:01,570
Two weeks later, he was gone.
467
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,950
He was a complete fraud.
468
00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:08,780
He lied about everything.
469
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:13,230
No. No, he wasn't a fraud, honey.
470
00:22:13,270 --> 00:22:14,780
He was a good man,
471
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,370
and, like a lot of good
men, he had flaws.
472
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:21,800
But he loved you more than
anything in the world.
473
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,800
That part was always true.
474
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,280
But so do I.
475
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,640
Claire. Claire. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
476
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,140
- Hey.
- Hey.
477
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,330
Look at you.
478
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,680
Where you been?
479
00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:49,320
Ya know. Around.
480
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,410
Hey, we miss you.
481
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,300
Can I get you anything?
482
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,210
My treat.
483
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,070
Get whatever you want.
484
00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:08,390
I'm glad you finally came in.
485
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,340
Well, it was either that or euthanasia,
486
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,670
and the coin came up heads.
487
00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:14,020
You know, a lot of lower back pain
488
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,760
is rooted in anxiety
and unresolved anger.
489
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,980
You don't say.
490
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,240
Lucky for me, this is
just a pulled muscle.
491
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:23,300
All I'm suggesting is
letting go of the anger.
492
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:25,200
I'm not angry!
493
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,990
Hold out your arm.
494
00:23:29,670 --> 00:23:30,820
You're angry.
495
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,620
Look, I... I appreciate
the concern, okay,
496
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,240
but I'm not here for a reading.
497
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,089
I'm just here to let you crack my back.
498
00:23:37,090 --> 00:23:38,740
Fair enough.
499
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,840
Okay, now let's take a deep breath in...
500
00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:44,460
and out.
501
00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:46,010
Okay, that was a crack!
502
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,020
That... that... that was
definitely a crack.
503
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,260
Oh.
504
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,420
Wow, that... I think that worked.
505
00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:57,470
How did you do that?
506
00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:59,750
You know, just a little voodoo.
507
00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:01,000
Okay, let's try that again.
508
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:03,140
I need you to roll onto your back.
509
00:24:03,170 --> 00:24:04,830
Okay.
510
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,250
This might be a bit uncomfortable.
511
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,820
Deep breath...
512
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,860
... and...
513
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,670
Yeah, uh-huh.
514
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,390
Good, other side.
515
00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:21,840
Deep breath...
516
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,980
... and...
517
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,840
Ooh, wow.
518
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,230
Wow.
519
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:29,330
That feels pretty good.
520
00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:31,200
Little lightheaded, but...
521
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:36,410
My "was-band" used to
throw out his back,
522
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,760
and this always helped.
523
00:24:37,790 --> 00:24:39,930
And bourbon. For him.
524
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:42,480
Not for you. Or me.
525
00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:51,870
Um...
526
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,460
By the way,
527
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,960
you should try Reiki.
It's a real game-changer.
528
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:04,130
- You went.
- He did.
529
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,580
- Ah.
- Hm.
530
00:25:05,610 --> 00:25:08,270
I already got 75% more mobility.
531
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,722
Easy there, tiger.
532
00:25:09,723 --> 00:25:11,930
There's still more work to do.
533
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,100
I'll see you inside.
534
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,480
Okay.
535
00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:19,350
Well, you two are sure hitting it off.
536
00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:22,070
I am going back next week to
have her balance my chakras.
537
00:25:22,090 --> 00:25:24,400
- Really?
- Fuck, no.
538
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:27,430
What are chakras?
539
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:29,290
You got to be fucking kidding me.
540
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,540
Who you gonna network with at 1:00 a.m.?
541
00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:33,560
Hey, come on, dude. The
kid finally got a job.
542
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:35,160
- Take it easy.
- As a bartender.
543
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:36,280
He's an alcoholic.
544
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,260
That's a recipe for disaster.
545
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,750
Well, it worked out for
Sam Malone, didn't it?
546
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:42,590
And quite successfully, I might add.
547
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,340
- Who's Sam Malone?
- Fuck off.
548
00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:48,209
Okay, Cisco, let me give you
some unsolicited advice.
549
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:53,770
Okay, this bartending gig
is a bad, bad, bad idea.
550
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:58,150
Anybody else have something
before we wrap this shit up?
551
00:25:58,170 --> 00:26:01,500
- I'll share.
- Go ahead, Claire.
552
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:07,780
Have you ever felt so pissed at someone
553
00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:10,990
that you forget what it's like
not to be pissed anymore?
554
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:12,710
Pretty much everybody I know.
555
00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:17,637
Well, that's how I felt about my mom
556
00:26:17,638 --> 00:26:19,540
ever since my dad died.
557
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,880
But I had it all backwards.
558
00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:26,100
Turns out my dad...
559
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:31,080
He wasn't really the perfect
person I'd built him up to be.
560
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:35,460
You know...
561
00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:38,620
when my dad died,
562
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,690
it was so painful,
563
00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:45,570
and I just...
564
00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:49,400
I couldn't even think about what
life would be like without him.
565
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:57,000
And so I numbed myself
with booze and drugs
566
00:26:57,030 --> 00:27:01,140
and pretty much anything
I could get my hands on.
567
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:03,560
And it worked for a while.
568
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,660
Then it didn't.
569
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,280
Now I'm sober...
570
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:14,880
and it's better.
571
00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:17,560
Way better...
572
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,350
I know that.
573
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,150
But for some reason,
574
00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:26,160
I still feel like I
haven't moved forward.
575
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,580
It's like I'm standing still,
576
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,380
scared to move on,
577
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,980
scared to take the next step.
578
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,210
Join the club, kid.
579
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,180
Um, so, I replaced your
mangoes, but I'm not...
580
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,340
Oh, is that, uh...
that's your dad's stuff?
581
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:01,620
Yeah.
582
00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:03,580
Anything good in there?
583
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,690
Zeppelin.
584
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,660
Oh, shit.
585
00:28:08,690 --> 00:28:10,800
Houses of the Holy.
586
00:28:10,830 --> 00:28:12,820
- Right on.
- Want it?
587
00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:15,160
No, I can't take that.
588
00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:16,620
No, you should have it.
589
00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:18,910
Isn't that weird? Me taking
your dead dad's vinyl?
590
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:23,160
Only when you refer to it
as "my dead dad's vinyl."
591
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,780
What's that?
592
00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:28,230
This is a snow globe.
593
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,340
You can't have it.
594
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,370
No, that... On the
University of Washington.
595
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,590
Yeah, I got in.
596
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,350
Really?
597
00:28:36,370 --> 00:28:38,350
Yeah, I'm officially a Husky.
598
00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:41,220
Yeah, you're carrying a
couple extra pounds,
599
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,400
but it looks good on you.
600
00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:45,690
I'm gonna go listen to this.
601
00:28:45,730 --> 00:28:48,120
See if the song does remain the same.
602
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:06,710
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