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Death to he
who sets a leprechaun free.
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Steal his gold,
it will corrupt your soul, you see.
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For many a moon,
the legend has grown.
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Death toll increases,
solution unknown.
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Beware the evil wanderer,
in search of his loot.
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Lest ye suffer the wrath
of his golden flute.
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Flee while you can,
the future's not good...
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For no one is safe
from a lep in the hood.
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( laughing )
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( railcar passing )
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This map you bought
was bullshit.
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Man, it got to be
down here somewhere.
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Do you see any gold, fool?
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The burger's probably still good.
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The burger's probably good, huh?
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What you talking about, man?
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What the fuck?
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Holy shit!
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You midget Midas motherfucker.
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Yo, Slug, look at this shit.
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( laughing )
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Oh, shit.
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That's it.
lt's all here, baby.
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That's all l want, right here.
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You collect the rest
of this stuff, man.
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Now we're moving on up
to the East Side.
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Yeah, that's it.
That's all l needed.
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( Leprechaun chuckles )
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( moans & gasps )
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Ah... free at last.
Free at last.
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Thank God almighty.
Free at last.
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Goddangit.
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Come on, come on.
l'll knock you...
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Stealing me gold
is a sure way to grow old.
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Now me little room
will become your tomb.
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Got your ass.
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Whoo.
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Motown, here l come.
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( rap music playing )
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Ain't nothin' in this world
gonna be for free...
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Everybody's comin' up,
but not like me.
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Somebody's gotta win,
but somebody's gotta lose...
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Live your life right,
good choices choose.
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Let no one
try and hold me back...
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l'm rippin' up the stage,
Butch rippin' up the track.
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Postmaster P, that's me,
you see...
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The P's for ,
and that's my guarantee.
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l got no time
for negativity...
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Smooth is my groove,
and fresh my recipe.
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Postmaster P, y'all,
positivity...
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A positive flow to your speakers
is what l'm bringin', see.
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The crew and me,
we all got unity...
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We keep the crowd hyped,
positively.
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( record scratches )
Oh, shit!
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( music distorted )
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Damn, what the hell happened?
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What the fuck y'all did
to the stage?
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Too much ammonia?
Not enough nitrogen?
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So, whuddup wit' the gig?
We on the bill?
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Don't worry about the bill.
You'll get that.
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This is our shot out, man.
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lf we win this contest, we're going
to the Vegas Hip-Hop Cafe.
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We're talking video promo,
publishing rights...
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record deals. All that shit.
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Only record deal you're getting
is with the the L.A.P.D.
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lf you get your shit right,
l might give you another audition.
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Now get the fuck out of here.
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Shit, l almost get my ass
blown to bits by a virgin.
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Shut up, fool. l should have never
told you l was a virgin.
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l know you don't know nothing
about no pussy...
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but l thought you knew
about that nitrogen trimesteride.
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That's nitrogen tri-iodide, fool!
Tri-iodide.
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lt's an iodine/ammonia compound.
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Fool, you're going to
wind up in a compound.
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The hell with it,
we fucked up.
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See, Stray, you're thinking
with a spirit of failure.
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You really do need to hook up
some Tony Robbins.
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That big, white
goofy-lookin' mo'fo'?
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Always talking about
00:10:09,379
take time to stop
and smell the forest>...
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That ain't right.
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See, our unconscious beliefs
control our behavior.
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Only through daily positive,
positive affirmation can we overcome.
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Yeah, well,
affirmate this, motherfuckers.
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lf we don't get
this equipment fixed...
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we ain't winning no contest...
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we ain't going to no Vegas
and we ain't ever leaving Compton.
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The guy said we could
audition again, right?
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What'd it take
to get our shit fixed?
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This shit?
A whole lot of money.
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We're fucked.
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We just got to think positive.
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Jimi Hendrix.
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The real Jimi Hendrix.
95
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Boy, where you get this guitar?
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lt was my Uncle Junior's.
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00:10:54,099 --> 00:10:56,431
Yeah, yeah,
he got it from Jimi Hendrix.
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Yeah, that's right,
when they used to play together.
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Your Uncle Junior
used to play with Jimi?
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00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:06,572
At Psychedela-Palooza in 1 9 7 1 .
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Yeah, that's right.
That's, that's Jimi's guitar.
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Psychedela-Palooza?
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l never heard of that one before.
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So?
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Wait a minute. '7 1 ?
Didn't Jimi die in 1 9 70?
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No, no,
that was Paul McCartney.
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So, what'cha give us
for this piece of music history?
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l'll give you about five seconds
to get out of my shop.
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Come in here bullshitting
with this piece of crap.
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Hey, man, ain't nobody
bullshitting you.
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...
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Boy, you ain't no gangster.
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And .
What is that shit?
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You ain't ever been
in the military.
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lt's Postmaster P, 'cause l deliver
a positive message, that's all.
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- Positive message?
- Yeah.
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is more like it.
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And Butch...
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Boy, you need to get yourself
some pussy...
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before you blow off your dick
fucking with those chemicals.
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00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:08,370
Now, get up out of my shop.
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This ain't no charity.
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How much you give us
for it, Chow?
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ls this Jimi signature for real?
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Yeah, who else you know
signs his name like that?
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l look stupid?
Everybody know Jimi die in 1 9 70.
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You try bullshit Chow?
Get the fuck out.
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00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:32,292
Damn, Chow.
Come on, man.
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00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:35,332
Hey, don't touch.
Don't touch.
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You leave Chow's store.
Go on!
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Hip and Hop
your black ass home.
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00:12:41,539 --> 00:12:43,234
Hula, hula, go, go, go.
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00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:45,435
( speaking Chinese )
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00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,645
What are we supposed to do now?
Rob somebody?
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00:12:51,716 --> 00:12:54,810
No, man,
we ain't robbin' nobody.
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00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:57,312
There goes Mack Daddy O'Nasses
right there.
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00:12:57,388 --> 00:13:00,118
Why do they call him
?
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00:13:00,191 --> 00:13:02,022
He don't look Greek to me.
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00:13:02,093 --> 00:13:03,993
He was a pimp, man.
140
00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:07,122
Back in the day,
Mack Daddy .
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00:13:07,198 --> 00:13:09,632
So now he's got his own
little hip-hop thing goin'.
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00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,828
Yeah--gangster hip-hop.
143
00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:14,770
Man,
ain't all my man knows.
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00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:27,350
lf it ain't the
of Compton rap.
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00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:30,046
l heard you guys were sampling
chipmunk tracks now.
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00:13:34,492 --> 00:13:36,858
The machine broke, man,
that ain't no chipmunk track.
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00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:41,160
Yo, we got some new shit.
lt's hot, man. You should hear it.
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00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:43,325
What's in it for me?
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00:13:44,402 --> 00:13:47,394
- What's in it for you?
- Moolah.
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You could be reppin' us, man.
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00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:53,170
After we win that contest in Vegas,
we gonna be the hottest act around.
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Get in.
Better not be wastin' my time.
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Oh, shit--!
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00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:07,585
( music playing )
00:14:10,526
Uh--that's right.
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Uh--we tight...
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Postmaster P, y'all,
positivity...
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a positive flow to your speakers
is what l'm bringin', see.
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The crew and me,
we all got unity.
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We keep the crowd hyped,
positively.
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Do what you gotta do,
comin' from the hood...>
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( music shut off )
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lt's not much,
but it's not the worst.
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00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,655
You guys seem hungry.
l'm sure l can do something with you.
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00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,859
We got to change some things.
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Like what?
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This bullshit, all right?
168
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:51,965
l ain't with that
bullshit...
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00:14:52,036 --> 00:14:55,494
.
That shit is wack, all right?
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00:14:55,573 --> 00:14:58,701
This label, we rap about Uzis,
blowing motherfuckers' heads off.
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You know what l'm saying?
Smack your bitch up.
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Shoot your motherfuckin' homeboy
in the face type of shit.
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00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:08,876
Yeah, but Mack Daddy,
that's not what we do, man.
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We try to send out
a positive message.
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Yeah, l mean, really,
the shit is sellin'--
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( ring )
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00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:18,190
What?
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Man, they wanna change everything.
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- Hey, you wanna be large?
- Yeah.
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All right then, you gotta
do what he says.
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So you wanna change
everything we did?
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Who gives a shit?
lf we're large?
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Hey you...
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get the fuck away from that.
ls that yours?
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Stop touchin' shit.
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Go over there
with your fuckin' friends.
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You fuckin' up.
Watch this fuckin' kid.
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Mack Daddy:
Hey, you, you listen to me.
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You don't wanna fuck with me, okay?
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l hope you had sex last night
'cause l'm gonna cut off your dick.
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Then, l'm gonna feed it
to my pit...
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then l'm gonna burn the shit
when it comes out of my dog's ass.
193
00:16:00,571 --> 00:16:02,732
You hear me?
Don't fuck with me, bitch!
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00:16:04,809 --> 00:16:06,777
What are you guys gonna do?
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00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:11,007
Yo, Mack Daddy,
l don't know--
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You don't know?
Get the fuck outta here.
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00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:16,080
- Hold up, Mack, look--
- Get the fuck outta here!
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00:16:16,154 --> 00:16:18,645
Let me talk to my boy,
he's trippin'--
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00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:20,247
You motherfuckers
are wastin' my time.
200
00:16:20,325 --> 00:16:22,850
l got chumps lined up
tryin' to be down with this label.
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00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:25,555
You get no second chance.
Get the fuck out.
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00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,962
Please, let me talk to him.
We wanna do this...
203
00:16:28,032 --> 00:16:30,227
What's the matter with you, kid?
You deaf?
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00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:32,235
Or are you just dumb,
like your mom...?
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l gotta bitch-smack you
like l used to do to her?
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00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:36,930
- Let me tell you something--
- Check yourself, kid.
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Don't even fuck around.
Just get out.
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00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:42,711
You and your homeboys,
fucked up. This is real.
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00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,907
Get these fuckin' losers out.
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00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:50,051
Man, fuck him.
l ain't no loser.
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00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:55,325
Man, this shit broker
than we is.
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00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:58,226
Unless one of y'all big head niggas
win the lotto tomorrow...
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we can forget about the contest,
and goin' to Las Vegas.
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00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:04,157
Now you talkin',
motherfucker.
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The lotto.
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00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:08,369
The lotto's hangin' around
that yard jockey's neck at Mack's.
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00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:10,304
l've been thinkin'...
218
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,003
everybody knows Mack be out
partyin' every night, right?
219
00:17:13,077 --> 00:17:17,537
We bust in there, grab the gold piece
off that yard jockey, huh?
220
00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:22,479
Oh, we just gonna
break into Mack's, huh?
221
00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:24,612
We gonna bust in there
and steal his shit, right?
222
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:27,522
Stick 'em up, motherfucker!
Mack, gimme your shit.
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00:17:27,592 --> 00:17:29,958
Yo, l'm serious, goddamnit!
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That shit got to be hot.
225
00:17:32,397 --> 00:17:36,265
We take that shit, we pawn that shit,
and get some new gear.
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00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,393
Stray, we can't do that, man.
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He ain't gonna report that stolen.
That shit got to be hot.
228
00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:43,638
Stray, if we do that,
we ain't no better than Mack is.
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00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:50,044
lt's okay to play a bullshit scam
on Jackie Dee and Chow--
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but you too high and mighty
when it comes down to the real deal.
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00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:56,042
Look, man, that was different,
and you know it.
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How you think that motherfucker
got where he is?
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He's done worse shit than us,
keepin' us brothers down...
234
00:18:01,692 --> 00:18:03,751
controlling who gets out
and who don't...
235
00:18:03,828 --> 00:18:07,025
lt's time somebody took
something back, took some action.
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Kinda like Robin Hood...
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lnstead, we gonna be
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Only with Uzis and AK's, baby.
239
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:20,176
We talking about guns, now, too?
240
00:18:20,244 --> 00:18:22,212
You tell me, Post--
how else we gonna do it?
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00:18:23,681 --> 00:18:26,775
Fuck that, man.
l'll see y'all on .
242
00:18:31,989 --> 00:18:34,480
We meet at MacKenzie Park,
6:30.
243
00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:38,718
We just playin'
the cards we're dealt, man.
244
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:42,957
Like Mack said,
245
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,264
Business in the hood.
246
00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:52,635
- You ain't scared?
- Hell, no, l ain't scared.
247
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,304
- Ready to do this?
- Yeah, l'm ready to do this.
248
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:57,609
Let's do this.
249
00:18:57,682 --> 00:19:00,276
- My nigga, man.
- l love you, man.
250
00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:03,149
- Shit. Let's go to Vegas.
- Word. Let's do this, homie.
251
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,557
Who the fuck is that?
252
00:19:11,629 --> 00:19:14,223
- lt's Post, man.
- Post?
253
00:19:14,298 --> 00:19:17,358
So what's the deal?
We gonna do this shit, or what?
254
00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:21,898
My nigga!
255
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,469
Let's do this.
l love you, my friend.
256
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,670
Look at this, y'all!
257
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,337
Let's get money, baby.
258
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:32,280
- Yeah, baby.
- Yeah!
259
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,300
Hey Post,
look in that desk.
260
00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:16,656
Oh--!
261
00:20:16,727 --> 00:20:18,558
Yo, Post!
262
00:20:19,564 --> 00:20:21,259
Clear.
We goin' hot!
263
00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,767
What the fuck...?
264
00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:30,499
Oh, shit!
265
00:20:38,516 --> 00:20:40,814
Stray:
Oh, shit, you done killed
that motherfucker!
266
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:46,281
Get the gold
off that motherfucker, man.
267
00:21:10,615 --> 00:21:12,742
( laughter )
268
00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:17,187
Unhand me gold,
you thieving hoods.
269
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:19,849
You got more loot
than Tiger Woods.
270
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,789
- What the fuck is that?
- l don't know...
271
00:21:21,859 --> 00:21:23,850
Chuckie on crack!
Shoot that motherfucker!
272
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:40,902
Come on, y'all!
273
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,635
( cackling )
274
00:22:06,337 --> 00:22:08,100
Leprechaun:
Come hither, me hand.
Come here.
275
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:11,630
Together we will shake them
with fear.
276
00:22:14,345 --> 00:22:16,575
( laughter )
277
00:22:23,054 --> 00:22:25,318
A lot of time
has come and passed.
278
00:22:27,425 --> 00:22:31,020
But still l see,
you're a big, fat ass.
279
00:22:39,437 --> 00:22:41,803
Mack Daddy:
Goddamn phone.
280
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,003
This is Mack.
l'm at the Parrot.
281
00:22:45,076 --> 00:22:47,067
Bring your ass down here
and bring some fuckin' guns.
282
00:22:47,144 --> 00:22:49,806
Big shit. Ugly shit.
Machine guns. lt's goin' down.
283
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,541
This shit is real.
Come, now!
284
00:22:53,184 --> 00:22:55,482
Get the hell outta here.
285
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,257
Cool out.
286
00:23:11,869 --> 00:23:14,337
Shit...
calm down.
287
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:19,839
( cackling )
288
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,053
Nigga...
289
00:23:30,121 --> 00:23:32,783
get you some, okay?
290
00:23:32,857 --> 00:23:34,722
That's what you need;
you need chronic.
291
00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,987
Take it easy, bro'.
292
00:23:37,862 --> 00:23:41,025
You need to relax...
cool out.
293
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,200
Smoke a joint.
294
00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:50,501
Yeah.
295
00:23:50,574 --> 00:23:52,804
Mmmm...
296
00:23:52,877 --> 00:23:55,038
Curious aroma.
297
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,892
lnteresting blend.
298
00:24:11,962 --> 00:24:14,829
, bullshit.
That's the bomb, right there.
299
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,962
?
300
00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:26,137
Ahh--
the bomb.
301
00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:31,309
A friend with weed,
is a friend, indeed.
302
00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:37,053
But, a friend with gold,
is the best, l'm told.
303
00:24:45,162 --> 00:24:46,754
( cry of pain )
304
00:24:46,831 --> 00:24:48,321
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
305
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:49,559
- Gold.
- Gold, who?
306
00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:51,828
Gold finger.
307
00:24:51,902 --> 00:24:53,392
( screaming )
308
00:24:58,209 --> 00:25:01,076
Now, find me gold
in record time...
309
00:25:01,145 --> 00:25:04,512
or you'll suffer
a bloody, hideous crime.
310
00:25:04,582 --> 00:25:07,415
( hysterical laughter )
311
00:25:07,485 --> 00:25:09,180
l'm gonna kill that
little green motherfucker.
312
00:25:09,253 --> 00:25:11,721
Look at my fuckin' finger!
l'll kill his fuckin' ass!
313
00:25:16,861 --> 00:25:18,192
Hey--!
314
00:25:18,262 --> 00:25:23,029
God-damn!
You little ugly motherfucker.
315
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:26,501
On the ghost of Jack Sprat,
you must be trippin'!
316
00:25:32,009 --> 00:25:34,170
Mother-fuck it!
317
00:25:34,245 --> 00:25:36,270
( dance music playing )
318
00:25:36,347 --> 00:25:39,441
What's that?
319
00:25:39,517 --> 00:25:41,144
lt's rap.
320
00:25:41,218 --> 00:25:42,242
?
321
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:46,119
Rap, as in:
l'm gonna take this...
322
00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:48,488
and wrap it around
your scrawny, little, ugly ass!
323
00:26:01,906 --> 00:26:04,773
( laughter )
324
00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:12,605
This is my prime gear.
325
00:26:12,683 --> 00:26:16,380
This better be the best you got
in this sorry motherfucker.
326
00:26:16,453 --> 00:26:18,978
Look at it.
You see what it is.
327
00:26:19,056 --> 00:26:20,387
Come on, look.
328
00:26:20,457 --> 00:26:23,255
How much for all of this?
329
00:26:23,327 --> 00:26:24,726
Tell you what l'll do.
330
00:26:24,795 --> 00:26:28,356
l'll give you all this gear
for everything you got in that bag.
331
00:26:29,466 --> 00:26:33,095
Nah, we need gear,
operating funds...
332
00:26:36,173 --> 00:26:39,768
You're drivin' a hard bargain.
l'll tell you what...
333
00:26:39,843 --> 00:26:45,509
l'll give you all this gear,
and $500.
334
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:47,414
- Six.
- 525.
335
00:26:47,484 --> 00:26:49,008
- 575.
- 550.
336
00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:49,814
Deal.
337
00:26:52,623 --> 00:26:54,420
What about my warranty?
338
00:26:54,491 --> 00:26:58,825
You don't get no warranty.
You're lucky you don't get a warrant .
339
00:27:00,097 --> 00:27:03,965
( soft melody )
340
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,483
What...?
341
00:27:33,664 --> 00:27:35,757
Are we done, or what?
342
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,393
Uh... yeah.
343
00:27:43,073 --> 00:27:46,167
Yeah, pack that shit up, man.
We'll take it.
344
00:27:54,318 --> 00:27:55,979
Yeah. You like that, huh?
Smell that.
345
00:27:56,053 --> 00:27:59,511
Back up, motherfucker...
before l smack the shit outta you.
346
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:04,584
Chow, we need some party supplies.
We wanna celebrate.
347
00:28:04,662 --> 00:28:06,755
Like the big dogs we is.
348
00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:09,162
Chow:
You strike it rich.
349
00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:11,793
Hell, yeah, we struck it rich.
What do you think?
350
00:28:11,869 --> 00:28:15,999
l told you we would.
Time to get some poontang.
351
00:28:16,073 --> 00:28:17,734
Chow:
You get down and jiggy
with bitches and ho's?
352
00:28:17,808 --> 00:28:19,799
That's right, Chow.
353
00:28:19,877 --> 00:28:23,040
What? You big time funky
hip-hop rappers now?
354
00:28:23,113 --> 00:28:25,911
- You know, just about.
- What does it look like?
355
00:28:25,983 --> 00:28:29,214
We're goin' to Vegas.
We're about to win a contest.
356
00:28:29,286 --> 00:28:31,186
You do rap video yet?
357
00:28:31,255 --> 00:28:35,055
You do video, Chow dance.
Chow dance.
358
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:39,585
No, l don't think we'll be
having you in our video, but...
359
00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:44,295
Chow know many dances.
360
00:28:44,368 --> 00:28:46,859
Chow do the ''Funky Peasant''.
361
00:28:46,937 --> 00:28:50,100
Chow get down hard
with his bad self.
362
00:28:50,174 --> 00:28:52,074
Shake his nasty groove thing.
363
00:28:54,511 --> 00:28:56,103
Chow no fake the funk,
uh-uh.
364
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:58,205
Chow keep it real.
365
00:29:01,185 --> 00:29:03,210
Chow have the music in me.
366
00:29:27,845 --> 00:29:29,506
What...?
367
00:29:30,547 --> 00:29:32,071
We done here, or what?
368
00:29:37,955 --> 00:29:39,820
Yeah...
369
00:29:39,890 --> 00:29:42,120
Hey, Chow...
370
00:29:42,192 --> 00:29:45,389
Bring that shit out, man.
371
00:29:45,462 --> 00:29:47,191
No dead shit, man.
372
00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:49,926
Chow one nasty mother.
373
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,797
That's right, you nasty.
374
00:29:56,673 --> 00:30:00,575
ln a matter of time,
the flute will be mine.
375
00:30:05,983 --> 00:30:07,974
The party's over
for those stealin' motherfuckers.
376
00:30:08,051 --> 00:30:10,019
l'm gonna kill them all.
377
00:30:10,087 --> 00:30:12,555
Then, l got something for that
little green piece of shit.
378
00:30:17,294 --> 00:30:19,353
Fuck, they got the flute.
379
00:30:19,429 --> 00:30:23,422
We gotta get that back
or our party's over... fuck.
380
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,593
What are you doin'
just standin' there?
381
00:30:25,669 --> 00:30:28,194
Go get with them motherfuckers.
382
00:30:38,816 --> 00:30:40,750
What do you know?
383
00:30:40,818 --> 00:30:43,685
They dropped something.
384
00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:48,489
Little bastards are in for more shit
than they ever dreamed.
385
00:30:54,231 --> 00:30:55,926
Whoa!
386
00:30:55,999 --> 00:30:57,990
Kinda scared me there, boy.
387
00:30:59,703 --> 00:31:01,796
l ain't buyin' Hallowe'en costumes...
388
00:31:01,872 --> 00:31:04,340
so you better trick-or-treat
your little ass on outta here.
389
00:31:04,408 --> 00:31:07,036
l'm here to claim
me gold and shillings.
390
00:31:07,110 --> 00:31:11,308
Now, give 'em back,
or there might be killings.
391
00:31:11,381 --> 00:31:15,977
Don't make me laugh.
You tryin' to rob Jackie Dee?
392
00:31:16,053 --> 00:31:19,045
What gang you belong to?
?
393
00:31:39,743 --> 00:31:41,802
Jackie Cee?
394
00:31:45,716 --> 00:31:47,684
Jackie Dee...
395
00:31:47,751 --> 00:31:50,845
Come here,
my big, strong man.
396
00:31:50,921 --> 00:31:52,946
Baby, you look beautiful.
397
00:31:53,023 --> 00:31:56,254
lt's been too long, Jackie...
too long.
398
00:31:56,326 --> 00:31:59,193
- But, l don't understand.
- You don't have to. Don't.
399
00:32:00,464 --> 00:32:02,455
l just want you
to love me, baby.
400
00:32:08,272 --> 00:32:11,070
Oh, baby,
l've missed you so bad.
401
00:32:12,142 --> 00:32:15,134
Ooh, Jackie, l want you
to just love me.
402
00:32:17,414 --> 00:32:21,145
Jackie, l've missed you so much.
403
00:32:22,986 --> 00:32:27,082
Oh, baby.
Yes, Jackie.
404
00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:31,226
Baby, l missed you so bad.
405
00:32:42,172 --> 00:32:45,539
( harsh voice )
Love me, Jackie.
406
00:32:49,112 --> 00:32:52,081
( groaning )
407
00:33:11,001 --> 00:33:13,231
Stray:
Post...
408
00:33:17,975 --> 00:33:20,102
What the hell?
You shook the spot, man.
409
00:33:21,745 --> 00:33:23,679
This shit ain't right, y'all.
410
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:29,443
We partyin' with money we robbed
from a motherfucker we killed.
411
00:33:31,822 --> 00:33:34,655
l killed.
412
00:33:34,725 --> 00:33:36,852
Post, it ain't like
we planned that shit at Mack's.
413
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:40,556
That shit just got--hectic,
know what l'm sayin' ?
414
00:33:42,432 --> 00:33:44,297
l don't know, man...
415
00:33:44,368 --> 00:33:46,393
but the bottom line is...
416
00:33:46,470 --> 00:33:48,404
it's over.
417
00:33:49,873 --> 00:33:52,273
Things will be different now,
l swear.
418
00:33:59,816 --> 00:34:01,283
All right, man.
419
00:34:05,155 --> 00:34:06,850
( gunfire )
420
00:34:06,923 --> 00:34:09,050
What's up, little bitches?
421
00:34:11,361 --> 00:34:14,057
Y'all niggas' asses is mine.
422
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,363
Shoot me with my own gun?
Steal my shit?
423
00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:22,962
Bust up my motherfuckin' spot?
424
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,837
Post:
Man, l-l'm sorry...
425
00:34:24,908 --> 00:34:26,933
( nervous apologizing )
426
00:34:29,946 --> 00:34:32,574
You can die right here,
or you can jump...
427
00:34:32,649 --> 00:34:35,209
l don't give a fuck,
but you are gonna tell me one thing.
428
00:34:35,285 --> 00:34:37,549
- Where's my fuckin' flute?
- What flute?
429
00:34:37,621 --> 00:34:39,088
Man, we ain't got no flute.
430
00:34:39,156 --> 00:34:41,249
Don't fuckin' play with me!
Where's the goddamn flute!
431
00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:43,292
We don't have no flute, Mack.
432
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,590
You motherfuckers
think l'm bullshittin'.
433
00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:49,260
l'll blow their
motherfuckin' heads off.
434
00:34:49,332 --> 00:34:51,892
Aw, shit--!
My finger!
435
00:34:54,638 --> 00:34:56,833
Kill those motherfuckers!
436
00:35:02,813 --> 00:35:04,610
Stray:
Come on, y'all!
437
00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:06,205
Butch:
Let's get outta here.
438
00:35:20,697 --> 00:35:23,222
Fuck, fuck.
Y'all believe that shit?!
439
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:25,325
That motherfuckin' ground
was sparkin' and shit.
440
00:35:25,402 --> 00:35:27,893
Fucked my knee up, man.
441
00:35:27,971 --> 00:35:30,872
Mack Daddy, his ghost came back
to get our ass, man.
442
00:35:30,941 --> 00:35:32,408
Shut up.
443
00:35:32,476 --> 00:35:35,309
How is somebody smart as you
gonna believe in ghosts?
444
00:35:35,378 --> 00:35:37,005
l told you before, straight...
445
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,810
there be the physical,
then there be the metaphysical.
446
00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:42,909
That was some
meta-fuckin'-physical shit back there!
447
00:35:42,986 --> 00:35:45,477
l bet them bullets he was shootin'
was some physical shit.
448
00:35:45,555 --> 00:35:48,319
Who gives a fuck? Physical?
Metaphysical? Who cares?
449
00:35:48,391 --> 00:35:50,882
Mack Daddy's after our asses, y'all.
450
00:35:52,162 --> 00:35:54,130
And he wants this.
451
00:35:54,197 --> 00:35:56,665
Why didn't you give him
that shit back, Post?
452
00:35:56,733 --> 00:36:01,432
Nigga, l was scared...
shit.
453
00:36:01,505 --> 00:36:03,029
Fuck, man,
what are we gonna do?
454
00:36:03,106 --> 00:36:06,439
What can we do?
Lay low.
455
00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:09,775
We just get get to the audition,
win that motherfucker...
456
00:36:09,846 --> 00:36:11,575
and be in Vegas
for the big payoff.
457
00:36:11,648 --> 00:36:14,583
We can keep our gear with us.
Go from place to place...
458
00:36:14,651 --> 00:36:16,812
stay with someone different
every night.
459
00:36:16,887 --> 00:36:20,084
Who the fuck we gonna stay with?
Mack knows everybody in this town.
460
00:36:22,926 --> 00:36:27,920
So, what is it l can do for you,
?
461
00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:33,030
,
and... Butch?
462
00:36:35,305 --> 00:36:37,102
We're gonna be goin'
on the road soon...
463
00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:40,541
gettin' practice,
goin' from place to place...
464
00:36:42,546 --> 00:36:45,106
We thought we'd stay
at your place tonight, then move on.
465
00:36:45,182 --> 00:36:50,484
We need to set up our equipment,
so we could have rehearsal.
466
00:36:50,554 --> 00:36:52,454
Get our groove on.
467
00:36:52,522 --> 00:36:55,958
You know l like to get my groove on.
l love me some company.
468
00:36:57,494 --> 00:37:01,123
l also love me some cash.
You know the drill. Hand it over.
469
00:37:01,198 --> 00:37:02,927
Ain't no scrubs up in here.
470
00:37:04,701 --> 00:37:10,469
Every little bit helps
Miss Fontaine get her operation.
471
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:14,499
Go get your stuff. Go put it out back.
Let me hear you jam.
472
00:37:14,578 --> 00:37:17,103
( cackling )
473
00:37:18,148 --> 00:37:20,548
( heavy breathing )
474
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:24,916
Chow:
Who's there?
475
00:37:29,092 --> 00:37:33,552
Counting ill-gotten gains
will cause you suffering and pain.
476
00:37:35,065 --> 00:37:36,930
Chow:
Who's there?
477
00:38:13,937 --> 00:38:17,600
They call me Stray. You know that
l can pull it with no delay.
478
00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:21,542
l'm a waistband...don't you know
l'm from the wasteland...
479
00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:24,136
From the dome, l roam
through the chromozome...
480
00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:27,274
Come around, l pound you
in the head with red--
481
00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:29,545
( crash )
482
00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:32,552
Turn that shit off!
483
00:38:32,622 --> 00:38:34,681
Cut that shit off, man.
484
00:38:34,758 --> 00:38:37,454
What's the matter with you?
People tryin' to sleep here.
485
00:38:37,527 --> 00:38:39,586
Fuckin' assholes.
486
00:38:39,663 --> 00:38:42,257
That's what's wrong
with your bighead ass.
487
00:38:42,332 --> 00:38:44,095
Y'all don't understand
good-ass music.
488
00:38:44,167 --> 00:38:46,727
Yeah, the hell with you!
489
00:38:49,606 --> 00:38:50,732
Motherfucker.
490
00:38:53,777 --> 00:38:55,938
Fuck this, man.
491
00:38:56,012 --> 00:38:59,743
Where are you going?
You ain't gonna defend my honor?
492
00:38:59,816 --> 00:39:03,843
Come back here,
you sissy motherfuckers.
493
00:39:09,526 --> 00:39:12,427
We really fuckin' suck.
494
00:39:14,964 --> 00:39:17,558
Shit.
495
00:39:51,134 --> 00:39:53,159
Play some more.
496
00:39:58,041 --> 00:40:00,532
Yo, yo, you gotta do
what you gotta do.
497
00:40:00,610 --> 00:40:03,135
Whack the Daddy Mack,
now we ain't got jack.
498
00:40:03,213 --> 00:40:05,511
Butch in full effect,
no, we ain't goin' back.
499
00:40:05,582 --> 00:40:08,107
No more wannabes,
no more .
500
00:40:08,184 --> 00:40:10,618
Now, we're the big cheese,
who'd wanna say please.
501
00:40:10,687 --> 00:40:12,951
Dope is the track.
Gold got it back...
502
00:40:13,022 --> 00:40:15,490
Better get lost,
next step, that's a fact.
503
00:40:15,558 --> 00:40:18,049
This be the story,
ain't got no glory...
504
00:40:18,128 --> 00:40:20,688
No place to go but up,
that's where it's at!
505
00:40:20,764 --> 00:40:22,129
Yeah.
506
00:40:22,198 --> 00:40:23,825
Here we go.
507
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:26,596
Here we--
here we go, y'all.
508
00:40:26,669 --> 00:40:28,102
Here we go...
509
00:40:28,171 --> 00:40:30,469
Here we--
here we go.
510
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:32,864
Time for the show.
511
00:40:32,942 --> 00:40:36,844
Do what you gotta do.
512
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,555
Do what you gotta do.
513
00:40:52,629 --> 00:40:55,097
( applause )
514
00:41:14,484 --> 00:41:17,510
( chuckling )
515
00:41:20,323 --> 00:41:22,484
Oh, handy...
516
00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,691
Yeah!
517
00:41:28,765 --> 00:41:31,859
- Did we rock that shit?
- Rocked that shit.
518
00:41:31,935 --> 00:41:33,960
Homie, they couldn't get
enough of us.
519
00:41:34,037 --> 00:41:36,005
l could have got me
some pussy.
520
00:41:37,073 --> 00:41:39,007
Straight to Vegas, baby.
521
00:41:39,075 --> 00:41:41,373
Cha-ching, cha-ching,
cha-ching.
522
00:41:41,444 --> 00:41:44,004
- With Mack Daddy on our ass.
- Aw, fuck him.
523
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,173
By the time he finds us...
524
00:41:46,249 --> 00:41:48,080
we're already gonna be large.
525
00:41:50,053 --> 00:41:51,782
He ain't gonna stop
until he gets this.
526
00:41:51,855 --> 00:41:53,914
Shit, give it to him.
527
00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:56,015
We can't.
528
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,457
Shit, you boys
was too, too fine tonight.
529
00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:06,794
Good night, boys.
530
00:42:08,471 --> 00:42:12,134
- Who was he talkin' to?
- He was talkin' to your ass.
531
00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:14,768
- He was talking to you.
- He was talkin' to Post.
532
00:42:14,844 --> 00:42:17,312
Fuck that.
533
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:18,972
You wanna hit that, Post?
534
00:42:34,097 --> 00:42:36,691
Couldn't find your way out, baby?
535
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:39,667
Or, you just didn't wanna leave?
536
00:42:39,736 --> 00:42:44,605
l didn't come to play with fruit.
l only seek me magic flute.
537
00:42:44,674 --> 00:42:48,371
That's such a musical way
of putting it.
538
00:42:50,113 --> 00:42:52,308
You just the right size, too...
539
00:42:52,382 --> 00:42:54,680
for Miss Fontaine.
540
00:42:59,889 --> 00:43:03,985
l hope you ain't a screamer
'cause l got me some company.
541
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:06,961
So get your ass up in there.
Come on now.
542
00:43:12,936 --> 00:43:15,769
Why you think Mack Daddy
wants it back so bad?
543
00:43:15,838 --> 00:43:18,272
That ain't no magic flute.
My ass.
544
00:43:20,276 --> 00:43:22,870
( faint scream )
545
00:43:22,946 --> 00:43:24,413
What the fuck was that?
546
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,505
( more screaming )
547
00:43:29,218 --> 00:43:32,517
That's probably Fontaine
havin' a nightmare.
548
00:43:32,589 --> 00:43:34,784
( more screaming )
549
00:43:38,828 --> 00:43:40,921
( screaming continues )
550
00:43:56,312 --> 00:43:59,042
Mr. Funny-Boy got company.
551
00:44:03,653 --> 00:44:06,053
Man, l'm gonna be sick, man.
552
00:44:24,007 --> 00:44:26,999
Shit--that little green motherfucker's
out there, man.
553
00:44:33,816 --> 00:44:38,344
Ohh, shit!
He ain't dead.
554
00:44:38,421 --> 00:44:40,719
Meta-fuckin'-physical, man.
555
00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:43,953
- What are we gonna do?
- l don't know, man.
556
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:49,224
What the fuck is we gonna do, y'all?
557
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,662
Flute...
where's me flute?
558
00:44:56,539 --> 00:45:00,305
See, the mix of a douche...
559
00:45:04,514 --> 00:45:06,948
and a jelly...
560
00:45:07,016 --> 00:45:11,248
is very, very,
very combustible.
561
00:45:13,856 --> 00:45:16,381
Combustability...
562
00:45:16,459 --> 00:45:18,427
plus electricity...
563
00:45:20,797 --> 00:45:22,788
equals flammability.
564
00:45:22,865 --> 00:45:25,197
Damn, you smart, man.
565
00:45:44,454 --> 00:45:46,012
Post...
566
00:45:46,089 --> 00:45:48,489
go over there and cut the light on
when he comes in here.
567
00:45:52,195 --> 00:45:54,459
Stray...
568
00:45:54,530 --> 00:45:57,761
go and get the little
motherfucker in here, man.
569
00:46:01,904 --> 00:46:04,600
- Come on, man.
- All right.
570
00:46:10,279 --> 00:46:13,840
Yo, shorty, you ain't even
as big as my dick.
571
00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:23,122
( footsteps )
572
00:46:32,401 --> 00:46:34,096
Now, Post, now!
573
00:46:35,471 --> 00:46:37,701
( screaming )
574
00:47:00,496 --> 00:47:03,465
l don't get it.
This piece of shit?
575
00:47:03,533 --> 00:47:05,558
Y'all still don't get it?
576
00:47:05,635 --> 00:47:08,069
We fuckin' with
the spiritual world, man.
577
00:47:08,137 --> 00:47:11,732
We unleashed a whole supernatural
universal wack-pack.
578
00:47:11,808 --> 00:47:14,936
Sanctuary's against that shit.
579
00:47:15,011 --> 00:47:17,946
That's what we need right now,
some sanctuary.
580
00:47:18,014 --> 00:47:20,983
We need to go
to Rev. Hanson's church.
581
00:47:21,050 --> 00:47:24,383
We could slide him some Benjamins,
and stay there for the night.
582
00:47:24,453 --> 00:47:27,286
l gotta see my grandmother,
make sure she's all right.
583
00:47:27,356 --> 00:47:29,586
Post, is that you?
584
00:47:29,659 --> 00:47:32,219
Yeah, it's me, Grandma.
l lost my keys.
585
00:47:32,295 --> 00:47:34,388
Oh, all right.
586
00:47:39,202 --> 00:47:41,295
Hey, Grandma.
587
00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:43,497
Boy, where you been?
588
00:47:43,573 --> 00:47:46,337
l needed somebody
to massage my bunions.
589
00:47:46,409 --> 00:47:48,639
l had stuff to do
with Stray and Butch, that's all.
590
00:47:48,711 --> 00:47:52,909
Them lazy-ass hood boys.
You know they ain't good for nothin'.
591
00:47:52,982 --> 00:47:55,712
Ahem...
592
00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:58,879
Oh, hello, Stray.
How's your mama?
593
00:47:58,955 --> 00:48:01,822
She's good, Mrs. Smith.
594
00:48:01,891 --> 00:48:05,588
She still sneakin' around
with Jackie Dee?
595
00:48:05,661 --> 00:48:07,458
Huh?
596
00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:10,192
( chuckling )
597
00:48:12,668 --> 00:48:14,192
That you, Butch?
598
00:48:14,270 --> 00:48:15,669
Yes, ma'am.
599
00:48:15,738 --> 00:48:19,572
- Boy, is you still a virgin?
- Yes, ma'am.
600
00:48:19,642 --> 00:48:21,439
What's wrong with you, son?
601
00:48:21,510 --> 00:48:24,968
Big ol' strappin' boy like you?
You got bad teeth or something?
602
00:48:25,047 --> 00:48:27,379
No, ma'am.
603
00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:29,918
There's hot soup over there
on the stove...
604
00:48:29,986 --> 00:48:32,352
with plenty of hot sauce
just like y'all like it.
605
00:48:33,890 --> 00:48:36,154
Why motherfuckers want this so bad?
606
00:48:36,225 --> 00:48:38,557
l'm tellin' you, man.
lt's magical.
607
00:48:38,628 --> 00:48:40,721
Bullshit.
608
00:48:40,796 --> 00:48:43,731
Watch this.
Cover your ears.
609
00:48:52,575 --> 00:48:54,566
Butch?
610
00:48:54,644 --> 00:48:56,612
H-huh?
611
00:48:56,679 --> 00:49:00,513
Sanctuary, man.
We need sanctuary... quick.
612
00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:07,584
( snoring )
613
00:49:24,774 --> 00:49:27,106
( loudly: )
The Lord, l say...!
614
00:49:27,176 --> 00:49:29,610
... is good.
615
00:49:29,979 --> 00:49:32,846
For he has delivered unto me...
616
00:49:32,915 --> 00:49:35,406
the worst of Satan's sinners.
617
00:49:35,484 --> 00:49:37,076
Praise God.
618
00:49:37,153 --> 00:49:40,213
Reverend Hanson, we need sanctuary
in your sanctuary.
619
00:49:40,289 --> 00:49:44,191
We tryin' to hide from Mack Daddy.
He's about to go on a killin' spree.
620
00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:45,852
We're the spree
he's tryin' to kill.
621
00:49:45,928 --> 00:49:49,694
You're saying you need a place
to slither away and hide out?
622
00:49:49,765 --> 00:49:52,427
Yeah, just for one day,
then we're outta here.
623
00:49:52,501 --> 00:49:57,700
Let's see... hotel rates run about...
624
00:49:57,773 --> 00:50:00,333
We give you $50 dollars,
and we square.
625
00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:08,276
That's nice, real nice.
But there's one more thing.
626
00:50:08,351 --> 00:50:10,512
What?
627
00:50:10,586 --> 00:50:14,522
Our musical entertainment
for this morning got cancelled.
628
00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:17,821
Seems, the lead singer
got his ass arrested again.
629
00:50:18,861 --> 00:50:21,455
l know you boys
are musically inclined...
630
00:50:21,530 --> 00:50:24,727
and l suspect you might be
available for...
631
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,960
one song.
632
00:50:29,038 --> 00:50:30,335
lt's so good...
633
00:50:30,473 --> 00:50:32,941
to see a full house,
in the Lord's house.
634
00:50:35,144 --> 00:50:37,874
Amen.
635
00:50:37,947 --> 00:50:42,043
As we pass the collection plate...
636
00:50:42,685 --> 00:50:44,243
l want you to remember one thing.
637
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,880
The Lord, l say...
638
00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:49,447
the Lord, sees everything.
639
00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:53,488
The Lord don't like cheap.
640
00:50:54,864 --> 00:50:58,595
So l want you to dig deep
into your pockets, now...
641
00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:00,396
and show your love.
642
00:51:01,404 --> 00:51:04,965
But first, about our musical
entertainment for today...
643
00:51:06,609 --> 00:51:09,908
We have three young lads
coming to you...
644
00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:12,914
straight from the Southside
of Jerusalem.
645
00:51:12,982 --> 00:51:15,678
l said, the Southside of Jerusalem.
646
00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,720
l want you to make these boys
feel welcome today.
647
00:51:18,788 --> 00:51:21,518
Bring 'em on down,
and show some love.
648
00:51:25,828 --> 00:51:27,557
Lord works in mysterious ways...
649
00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:29,655
Amen, man.
650
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,434
The Lord is good.
651
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:43,440
Jesus loves me,
this l know...
652
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:49,413
lf he don't,
l'll find a... ho'.
653
00:51:57,126 --> 00:51:59,822
His mama's name was--
654
00:51:59,895 --> 00:52:03,490
Mary... Jo.
655
00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:10,732
And his disciples was--
656
00:52:10,806 --> 00:52:15,038
... some bad mo' fo's...
657
00:52:19,248 --> 00:52:22,046
That's fine, fellas, that's fine.
658
00:52:22,118 --> 00:52:26,054
The Lord has heard many
a strange tongue in this house.
659
00:52:26,122 --> 00:52:29,421
And we have learned
not to judge what we see...
660
00:52:29,492 --> 00:52:33,121
but to the content,
and the fiber of a young--
661
00:52:59,488 --> 00:53:01,649
Yo, that's--Coolio.
662
00:53:03,025 --> 00:53:05,493
( hip-hop beat starts )
663
00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:08,553
Jesus loves me, this l know...
664
00:53:08,631 --> 00:53:10,724
lf he don't, l find a ho'.
665
00:53:10,799 --> 00:53:13,666
His mama's name, was Mary Jo...
666
00:53:13,736 --> 00:53:16,000
His disciples was some bad mo' fo's.
667
00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:18,369
Little ones, goin' out
to the crack house...
668
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,102
They're all weak,
Jesus gave a shout out...
669
00:53:21,177 --> 00:53:23,611
00:53:26,113
To the fold,
we gone before long.>
671
00:53:26,182 --> 00:53:28,707
- Jesus loves me...
- l don't know...
672
00:53:28,784 --> 00:53:31,309
- Jesus loves me...
- The hell if l know.
673
00:53:31,387 --> 00:53:33,617
lf Jesus loves me,
then it's my day.
674
00:53:33,689 --> 00:53:36,487
- We better pray...
- Or he'll make us pay.
675
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:39,153
The Lord's name,
l take it in vain.
676
00:53:39,228 --> 00:53:41,662
Why don't you, Jesus,
come stop the pain?
677
00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:43,857
Jesus works in a mysterious way.
678
00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:46,868
That ain't no answer,
l'm gonna do it my way.
679
00:53:46,936 --> 00:53:49,370
Jesus loves us,
we don't know...
680
00:53:49,438 --> 00:53:51,872
Jesus loves us?
The hell if we know.
681
00:53:51,941 --> 00:53:54,239
Jesus works in a mysterious way...
682
00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:57,074
That ain't no answer.
We gonna do it our way.
683
00:53:57,146 --> 00:53:58,613
Yeah.
684
00:53:58,681 --> 00:54:00,842
( applause )
685
00:54:01,650 --> 00:54:03,311
Three bad boys.
686
00:54:03,385 --> 00:54:05,410
Give it up,
come on, now.
687
00:54:16,665 --> 00:54:18,496
Damn.
688
00:54:18,567 --> 00:54:20,000
You believe me now?
689
00:54:22,071 --> 00:54:24,596
No wonder Mack Daddy
was so pissed off.
690
00:54:24,673 --> 00:54:26,470
This is fortune,
right here.
691
00:54:26,542 --> 00:54:28,237
That's right.
692
00:54:31,113 --> 00:54:32,910
You thinkin' what l'm thinkin'?
693
00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:36,551
That's the key, man.
694
00:54:36,619 --> 00:54:39,281
The key to everything
we ever wanted.
695
00:54:39,355 --> 00:54:42,188
Butch:
Man, that's the key
to our goddamn coffin.
696
00:54:42,258 --> 00:54:45,318
Y'all must be forgettin'
Mack Daddy gonna kill our ass...
697
00:54:45,394 --> 00:54:46,986
if he don't get that shit back.
698
00:54:47,062 --> 00:54:49,223
We went in his house,
fucked his shit up...
699
00:54:49,298 --> 00:54:51,630
You think he'll let us live...
700
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:53,634
'cause we gave him
his flute back?
701
00:54:55,938 --> 00:54:58,065
Aw, shit, man.
We're about to find out.
702
00:55:00,776 --> 00:55:02,539
Oh, shit.
703
00:55:02,878 --> 00:55:05,005
Mack:
l'm sure the motherfuckers is up there.
704
00:55:12,921 --> 00:55:14,684
Shh!
705
00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:23,330
We don't go down
without a fight.
706
00:55:24,466 --> 00:55:26,957
- Right?
- Right.
707
00:55:27,036 --> 00:55:28,901
Right?
708
00:55:28,971 --> 00:55:31,235
Right.
709
00:55:31,307 --> 00:55:33,571
- Right?
- Right.
710
00:55:37,546 --> 00:55:39,571
( all scream )
711
00:55:54,163 --> 00:55:56,028
Freeze, you little
stealin' motherfuckers!
712
00:55:59,601 --> 00:56:02,764
l finally got your ass.
Where's my goddamn flute?
713
00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:05,466
l got your flute. l don't have it on me,
but l know where it is.
714
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:07,736
Stop fuckin' with me!
Gimme the goddamn flute, now!
715
00:56:07,810 --> 00:56:10,836
l can get the flute, but if you kill me
then you can't have it.
716
00:56:12,848 --> 00:56:16,011
What about Mr. Leprechaun?
The flute belongs to him, anyway.
717
00:56:16,085 --> 00:56:18,383
Fuck that little motherfucker.
l should've killed him a long time ago.
718
00:56:18,454 --> 00:56:19,853
Fuck him.
719
00:56:19,922 --> 00:56:21,856
You need to figure out
what you're going to do about him...
720
00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:24,688
because he's right behind your ass.
721
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,387
l'm supposed to fall for that shit?
722
00:56:26,462 --> 00:56:29,124
That's the oldest trick in the book.
You gotta come better than that, nigga.
723
00:56:29,198 --> 00:56:31,359
Blow this motherfucker's head off.
724
00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:33,094
With pleasure.
725
00:56:33,168 --> 00:56:35,398
Did somebody say,
?
726
00:56:35,471 --> 00:56:37,234
Hallelujah.
727
00:56:56,759 --> 00:56:58,750
You were sayin'?
728
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:10,066
l'll get back
with you niggas later.
729
00:57:12,674 --> 00:57:14,266
All right, dammit,
what the hell is goin' on...?!
730
00:57:20,282 --> 00:57:22,250
What the hell you boys
think you're doin'?
731
00:57:22,317 --> 00:57:24,376
Man, we got the whole world
after our ass.
732
00:57:24,453 --> 00:57:26,887
- ?
- Only the bad motherfuckers.
733
00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:43,667
Why don't you give
the little bastard his flute...
734
00:57:43,739 --> 00:57:45,900
and let's get up outta here, man?
735
00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:54,140
( scratching )
736
00:58:07,563 --> 00:58:09,895
We dealin' with some evil
supernatural shit here, man.
737
00:58:29,518 --> 00:58:31,179
l got an idea.
738
00:58:45,801 --> 00:58:49,635
All kidding aside...
it's time to die.
739
00:59:05,787 --> 00:59:07,482
Damn...
740
00:59:07,556 --> 00:59:10,423
What kinda voodoo shit
you boys into?
741
00:59:23,539 --> 00:59:25,439
( screaming )
742
00:59:29,378 --> 00:59:33,712
You can stop that goddamned yelling.
This is the Lord's house!
743
00:59:33,782 --> 00:59:36,216
Ain't nobody in here
afraid of your ass.
744
00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:41,585
l don't hear nothin'.
745
00:59:41,657 --> 00:59:43,215
Let's try it again.
746
00:59:47,696 --> 00:59:51,223
( plays )
747
00:59:55,170 --> 00:59:59,197
lt's hooked up right, man.
We can't sample it.
748
00:59:59,274 --> 01:00:00,866
lt won't record.
749
01:00:00,943 --> 01:00:03,411
Fuck it.
We gotta use the real deal.
750
01:00:03,478 --> 01:00:05,810
Either way, we're going to Vegas
for the big money.
751
01:00:05,881 --> 01:00:08,441
Straight up.
Let's get this show on the road.
752
01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:09,882
Let's do this shit.
753
01:00:09,952 --> 01:00:11,715
Vegas? What the fuck
y'all talkin' about, ''Vegas''?
754
01:00:11,787 --> 01:00:13,755
Nobody goin' nowhere with that thing
locked up in my office.
755
01:00:13,822 --> 01:00:17,519
You know what?
Just keep that safe locked.
756
01:00:17,593 --> 01:00:21,359
You expect me to babysit
the goddamn Devil, huh?
757
01:00:21,430 --> 01:00:23,830
He's up there sittin'
on my operating funds.
758
01:00:23,899 --> 01:00:26,333
Reverend, we're about
to hit the jackpot.
759
01:00:26,401 --> 01:00:28,266
When we come back,
we'll split the pot with you.
760
01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:30,271
Then, we'll figure out
what to do with that fuckin' devil.
761
01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:33,103
Just make sure
his ass don't get out.
762
01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:35,200
Let's get out of here, man.
763
01:00:35,277 --> 01:00:36,266
Yo...
764
01:00:36,345 --> 01:00:38,905
What about Mack Daddy, man?
765
01:00:47,623 --> 01:00:50,319
What about Mack Daddy?
766
01:00:50,392 --> 01:00:52,986
Youngblood, how'd you know
about my gun?
767
01:00:53,061 --> 01:00:55,359
Aw, man, who don't know
about your gun?
768
01:00:57,966 --> 01:01:01,595
From the depths of the nether world,
l summon you...
769
01:01:01,670 --> 01:01:04,104
me zombie fly girls.
770
01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:21,715
( music begins )
771
01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:24,054
Hit the ground,
hit the ground--run...
772
01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:27,755
Hit the ground, run...
hit the ground...
773
01:01:27,829 --> 01:01:29,797
Here come the man,
he got no school...
774
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,897
Brought an AK,
he ain't gonna lose...
775
01:01:33,969 --> 01:01:35,994
Smoke the motherfucker,
from the moment we cruise.
776
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:37,936
Karma, drama,
now we're on the run...
777
01:01:38,006 --> 01:01:39,871
Motherfucker don't stay down,
you're done.
778
01:01:39,941 --> 01:01:42,136
Pop-pop, bang-bang,
here we come again...
779
01:01:42,210 --> 01:01:44,201
We hit the ground,
runnin' while we can.
780
01:01:44,279 --> 01:01:52,687
Hit the ground,
Hit the ground--running...
781
01:01:54,589 --> 01:01:56,580
Toke to the joint,
we can take no more...
782
01:01:56,658 --> 01:01:58,683
Posse, partyin',
drinks and whores...
783
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,728
Chillin', thrillin',
pump up the stereo...
784
01:02:00,796 --> 01:02:02,661
Boom, goes the door,
fucked-up scenario.
785
01:02:02,731 --> 01:02:04,722
We go runnin',
bullets keep comin'...
786
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,825
We hit the ground,
the joint keep burnin'...
787
01:02:06,902 --> 01:02:08,699
Me and my partner,
we gonna get free...
788
01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:10,897
Just gotta pass
this motherfuckin' D.
789
01:02:10,972 --> 01:02:15,306
Hit, hit,
hit the ground running.
790
01:02:18,547 --> 01:02:20,515
... hit the ground, runnin'!
791
01:02:24,486 --> 01:02:26,886
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
792
01:02:33,628 --> 01:02:36,563
Sweet Jesus.
793
01:02:36,631 --> 01:02:38,622
Another sinner.
794
01:02:40,068 --> 01:02:42,332
Come, my child.
795
01:02:44,506 --> 01:02:46,940
Come and let me
lay hands upon your...
796
01:02:47,008 --> 01:02:49,169
sinful creature.
797
01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,238
And pass on to you...
798
01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:57,183
the blessings of the Lord.
799
01:02:57,252 --> 01:02:59,982
Do you have the gift
of healing, Reverend?
800
01:03:00,055 --> 01:03:02,751
Oh, yes, my child.
801
01:03:02,824 --> 01:03:05,349
lndeed, l do.
802
01:03:05,427 --> 01:03:07,918
But, my specialty...
803
01:03:07,996 --> 01:03:12,626
is the gift of tongues.
804
01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:29,542
l know the evil serpent beast
when l see him.
805
01:03:30,552 --> 01:03:34,147
Now, get thee hence
from the house of the Lord.
806
01:03:34,222 --> 01:03:35,814
Now, begone from the--
807
01:03:50,338 --> 01:03:54,570
Praise thee, good Reverend.
Now, give up me golden flute.
808
01:03:57,546 --> 01:04:00,014
Stray bullet to the heart...
809
01:04:00,081 --> 01:04:02,709
Then you start bullshittin'
with time and space.
810
01:04:02,784 --> 01:04:05,446
Rap moves at the drop of a dime,
any motherfuckin' place...
811
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,420
Leave you in a puddle
of your warm blood...
812
01:04:07,489 --> 01:04:09,719
l go home...
813
01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,267
l'm the hardest
you ever saw--you're my target.
814
01:04:20,335 --> 01:04:23,463
Stray Bullet to the heart.
815
01:04:23,538 --> 01:04:25,802
( rap continues )
816
01:04:40,222 --> 01:04:44,249
Stray Bullet to the heart.
817
01:04:54,636 --> 01:04:58,128
Stray Bullet to the heart--
what's the matter, bitch?
818
01:04:59,574 --> 01:05:02,338
Hell, yeah!
That's what l'm talkin' about!
819
01:05:03,678 --> 01:05:08,172
They loved us, loved us,
we rocked the show.
820
01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:10,480
( celebrating )
821
01:05:14,723 --> 01:05:18,682
Berry Grady, vice president of A&R
for Dope Discs Productions.
822
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,456
The biggest hip-hop label
in history?
823
01:05:21,529 --> 01:05:24,054
Guilty as charged, homeboy.
824
01:05:24,132 --> 01:05:26,157
- Hope you're ready for the finals.
- The finals?
825
01:05:26,234 --> 01:05:28,395
You made it.
You are going to Vegas.
826
01:05:30,238 --> 01:05:32,798
Ain't in it but to win it,
know what l'm sayin'?
827
01:05:32,874 --> 01:05:35,001
Your music's got a real
special quality.
828
01:05:35,076 --> 01:05:37,067
And the kids are down with it.
829
01:05:37,145 --> 01:05:39,545
We're just keepin' it real.
The shit is sellin'.
830
01:05:39,614 --> 01:05:42,139
You perform in Vegas
like you did tonight...
831
01:05:42,217 --> 01:05:45,118
you're a stone bet to win.
832
01:05:45,186 --> 01:05:49,953
Tuesday night, 8pm, be at LAX.
Congratulations, fellas.
833
01:05:50,025 --> 01:05:52,493
Thank you, Mr. Grady.
834
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,357
We goin' to Vegas...!
835
01:05:59,768 --> 01:06:03,568
Yeah, baby, we goin' to Vegas,
cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!
836
01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:08,038
Hey, party in here?
837
01:06:09,311 --> 01:06:11,279
Oh, shit...
hell, yeah!
838
01:06:11,346 --> 01:06:14,372
lf y'all partyin'...
this is it!
839
01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:33,998
The crowds were impressed,
they loved every note.
840
01:06:34,069 --> 01:06:37,903
But how will you sound
from the bottom of me moat?
841
01:06:37,973 --> 01:06:40,533
- Give me the flute.
- Hell, no!
842
01:06:47,816 --> 01:06:49,545
( fires )
843
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:55,014
Uncomfortable, lad?
l'm sorry.
844
01:07:01,329 --> 01:07:03,422
ls this better?
845
01:07:04,032 --> 01:07:07,991
l'll give you a choice.
Me patience is drained.
846
01:07:08,069 --> 01:07:12,130
Give me the flute...
or l paint the wall with his brains.
847
01:07:12,207 --> 01:07:14,300
Okay, okay...
848
01:07:15,143 --> 01:07:17,805
Post, give it up, man.
849
01:07:17,879 --> 01:07:20,040
Give him
the goddamned flute, Post.
850
01:07:21,516 --> 01:07:23,541
Post, give him
the motherfuckin' flute!
851
01:07:50,078 --> 01:07:51,943
Now, let them go.
852
01:07:55,250 --> 01:08:00,187
As they say, lad,
853
01:08:00,255 --> 01:08:04,555
Now live with the thought.
You were almost a star.
854
01:08:08,329 --> 01:08:10,297
Ladies...
855
01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:14,764
Fuck you.
856
01:08:37,325 --> 01:08:39,316
No, Post...
no.
857
01:08:40,829 --> 01:08:42,763
No!
858
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:27,207
Man, we gotta go.
859
01:09:29,544 --> 01:09:31,910
lt wasn't supposed to be like this.
860
01:09:34,048 --> 01:09:36,744
We was gonna make the climb
with the positive shit.
861
01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:40,247
That was a long time ago.
862
01:09:43,091 --> 01:09:44,820
So, it's over?
863
01:09:46,895 --> 01:09:49,386
Stray died for nothing?
864
01:09:49,464 --> 01:09:53,594
A stinkin' corpse in a shitty car
to be found by some wino?
865
01:09:53,668 --> 01:09:58,833
Man, it's over.
What are we gonna do?
866
01:10:03,845 --> 01:10:05,676
l don't know.
867
01:10:07,315 --> 01:10:09,408
lt's over, Post.
868
01:10:11,452 --> 01:10:13,249
Go home, man.
869
01:10:13,321 --> 01:10:18,054
Go home.
870
01:10:46,421 --> 01:10:48,912
Does she meet
with your approval?
871
01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:08,173
She's the bomb.
872
01:11:37,905 --> 01:11:39,998
Who's that?
873
01:11:53,688 --> 01:11:57,488
You must be one of Post's
little friends.
874
01:11:57,558 --> 01:12:00,789
You must want
some of that food l made.
875
01:12:02,930 --> 01:12:05,125
Ooh, child.
876
01:12:05,199 --> 01:12:08,965
You got the arthritis real bad.
877
01:12:09,037 --> 01:12:12,302
Your little hands
is all knotted up...
878
01:12:12,373 --> 01:12:15,900
You need some good food
in your stomach.
879
01:12:15,977 --> 01:12:17,911
That's what you need.
880
01:12:17,979 --> 01:12:20,846
Now, go on,
and go wash up.
881
01:12:20,915 --> 01:12:25,249
Go on, go wash
them filthy little hands.
882
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,948
Let some hot water
run down over them.
883
01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:51,808
l'm gonna feed you, on account of
your hands is knotted up...
884
01:12:51,879 --> 01:12:54,541
and you can't hold
these here utensils.
885
01:13:12,533 --> 01:13:14,296
- Good.
- Thank you.
886
01:13:21,576 --> 01:13:24,101
( screaming )
887
01:13:33,321 --> 01:13:35,414
Stray...
888
01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:41,153
( knocking )
889
01:13:50,238 --> 01:13:52,138
( screaming )
890
01:13:52,206 --> 01:13:55,471
We goin' to Vegas, baby!
We gonna be large!
891
01:14:05,019 --> 01:14:07,385
( knocking )
892
01:14:10,691 --> 01:14:13,091
Stray...
893
01:14:13,161 --> 01:14:15,994
( knocking )
894
01:14:23,004 --> 01:14:24,699
( gasp )
895
01:14:25,706 --> 01:14:28,539
Yo, Post, it's all right.
lt's me.
896
01:14:28,609 --> 01:14:31,442
Butch...
what's up, man?
897
01:14:31,512 --> 01:14:33,503
l don't want you goin'
by yourself, man.
898
01:14:33,581 --> 01:14:35,014
Goin' where?
899
01:14:35,082 --> 01:14:38,108
To get the Leprechaun.
To get that flute back.
900
01:14:38,186 --> 01:14:40,882
- How do you know l'm goin'?
- Ain't you?
901
01:14:43,658 --> 01:14:45,558
Yeah, l guess l am.
902
01:14:46,527 --> 01:14:48,654
What the hell is that
around your damn head?
903
01:14:48,729 --> 01:14:51,664
l got a plan, man.
904
01:14:52,066 --> 01:14:53,556
Yo, Post
905
01:14:53,634 --> 01:14:55,864
l was reading earlier...
906
01:14:55,937 --> 01:14:58,428
Leprechauns is rumored to be
the dark elves of Satan.
907
01:14:58,506 --> 01:15:01,236
Each with his own pot of gold.
908
01:15:01,309 --> 01:15:03,869
They so small, peeps are always
tryin' to capture 'em.
909
01:15:03,945 --> 01:15:07,312
The gold is the ransom
for their freedom.
910
01:15:07,381 --> 01:15:09,508
Anybody fuckin' with their shit...
911
01:15:09,584 --> 01:15:12,576
is hunted down and killed
in a most brutal manner.
912
01:15:12,653 --> 01:15:15,349
Yeah, no shit.
913
01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:16,947
So, what's your plan?
914
01:15:22,463 --> 01:15:24,431
This.
915
01:15:24,499 --> 01:15:25,591
Weed?
916
01:15:25,666 --> 01:15:28,726
Man, this ain't just weed, Post.
917
01:15:28,803 --> 01:15:31,738
This weed's got clovers in it.
Four-leaf clovers.
918
01:15:31,806 --> 01:15:33,137
What?
919
01:15:33,207 --> 01:15:36,108
According to this book...
920
01:15:36,177 --> 01:15:38,475
a leprechaun can lose
his powers temporarily...
921
01:15:38,546 --> 01:15:42,209
if he's hit with the essence
of a four-leaf clover.
922
01:15:42,283 --> 01:15:43,978
How are we supposed
to find the Leprechaun?
923
01:15:44,051 --> 01:15:46,246
l was sneaking around
the Golden Parrot.
924
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,880
The Leprechaun got
a goddamn room upstairs.
925
01:15:48,956 --> 01:15:51,424
He got them zombie ho's
hypnotizing people.
926
01:15:51,492 --> 01:15:54,484
Taking them up to him,
every night.
927
01:15:54,562 --> 01:15:57,292
- Word? What for?
- l don't know...
928
01:15:57,365 --> 01:16:00,027
but they don't be comin' back
downstairs after they go up.
929
01:16:00,101 --> 01:16:01,762
l think he's fuckin' 'em to death.
930
01:16:01,836 --> 01:16:05,567
We gotta get in there,
get him stoned off these clovers...
931
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,473
grab the flute, and run like hell
while he's still trippin'.
932
01:16:10,778 --> 01:16:12,541
That's a good plan, Post.
933
01:16:13,981 --> 01:16:16,279
How are we supposed
to get close to his ass?
934
01:16:16,350 --> 01:16:19,217
Only one way, bro'.
935
01:17:02,964 --> 01:17:05,558
Remember,
Mack Daddy's still out there.
936
01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:08,067
he gonna be comin'
after our ass, too.
937
01:17:12,673 --> 01:17:14,766
Fuck Mack Daddy.
938
01:17:16,344 --> 01:17:18,335
Ain't nothin' but a hip-hop thang.
939
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,905
Business in the hood.
940
01:17:23,150 --> 01:17:24,913
Let's do this.
941
01:17:53,014 --> 01:17:58,213
Lep in the hood...
come to do no good.
942
01:17:58,285 --> 01:17:59,718
( gasp )
943
01:18:02,023 --> 01:18:04,116
W-what happened?
944
01:18:04,191 --> 01:18:05,624
Tell me where the Leprechaun is.
945
01:18:05,693 --> 01:18:08,787
lt's okay, just tell me where he is,
and l'll let you go.
946
01:18:20,941 --> 01:18:23,910
Damn, Post.
You look good, for real.
947
01:18:23,978 --> 01:18:26,640
Fuck you, nigga.
You ready for this shit?
948
01:18:26,714 --> 01:18:29,842
l'm ready for this shit, man.
Let's do it.
949
01:18:33,421 --> 01:18:36,822
( snoring )
950
01:18:44,732 --> 01:18:47,667
Mr. Leprechaun?
951
01:18:48,502 --> 01:18:50,470
Mr. Leprechaun?
952
01:18:52,373 --> 01:18:54,466
Yo--Mr. Leprechaun!
953
01:18:56,911 --> 01:18:59,038
Gotcha some new,
fresh, ho' meat...
954
01:19:00,047 --> 01:19:03,244
and some special weed.
955
01:19:05,586 --> 01:19:09,522
Leprechaun:
Come closer, come closer
my fresh young lass.
956
01:19:11,625 --> 01:19:15,186
Let me take a look at you,
before l...
957
01:19:15,262 --> 01:19:17,492
tap your ass.
958
01:19:32,279 --> 01:19:35,612
Sit down, sit down,
my healthy filly.
959
01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:39,312
You're about to meet
a club named, .
960
01:19:56,270 --> 01:19:59,262
They say in the hood,
you're never down...
961
01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:03,436
unless you've the courage
to go...
962
01:20:03,511 --> 01:20:05,502
downtown.
963
01:20:40,648 --> 01:20:42,707
Post:
Come on, man.
964
01:20:49,490 --> 01:20:52,323
- On to Vegas, baby.
- All the way for Stray, man.
965
01:20:52,393 --> 01:20:54,258
( gunfire )
966
01:20:58,365 --> 01:21:00,731
Butch...?
967
01:21:05,306 --> 01:21:07,501
Not in a dress, Post...
968
01:21:09,343 --> 01:21:11,504
You're gonna be okay, man.
969
01:21:15,916 --> 01:21:18,908
ls there pussy in heaven, Post?
970
01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:27,252
Mack:
Okay, little girls,
come on out!
971
01:21:27,328 --> 01:21:30,263
You can't hide.
lt's goin' down.
972
01:21:33,234 --> 01:21:36,397
Come on out, bitches.
Mack Daddy wants his flute.
973
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,317
What's up, ?
974
01:21:55,389 --> 01:21:57,880
Man, l must say,
you are fine.
975
01:21:59,293 --> 01:22:02,820
Are you finished playing?
Gimme the goddamn flute.
976
01:22:02,897 --> 01:22:04,865
Fuck you, motherfucker.
977
01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:07,265
Oh, yeah, fuck me...
978
01:22:07,334 --> 01:22:09,461
You look real tough,
you got a gun and everything...
979
01:22:09,536 --> 01:22:11,128
but you ain't about to kill shit.
980
01:22:11,205 --> 01:22:14,402
Plus, you're forgetting about
the little motherfucker upstairs.
981
01:22:16,143 --> 01:22:19,010
There's only one way to deal with him,
and that's me.
982
01:22:20,781 --> 01:22:24,217
l got the one thing that can
put that leprechaun on ice forever.
983
01:22:24,285 --> 01:22:26,719
So, what you gonna do, tough guy?
You gonna try to kill me...
984
01:22:26,787 --> 01:22:28,846
or are we gonna work together
and kill this motherfucker?
985
01:22:28,923 --> 01:22:31,153
'Cause you ain't
no motherfucking gangster.
986
01:22:31,225 --> 01:22:33,819
l'm supposed to trust you now?
987
01:22:33,894 --> 01:22:39,093
l wouldn't advise you to trust me;
that'd be the worst thing you could do.
988
01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,726
But right now,
we got no options.
989
01:22:41,802 --> 01:22:44,532
And you really ain't got no options.
990
01:22:44,605 --> 01:22:47,540
You ain't no motherfucking gangster.
991
01:22:52,179 --> 01:22:54,670
Get that gun out of my face.
You ain't about to kill nothin'...
992
01:23:12,266 --> 01:23:13,324
( rumbling )
993
01:23:24,478 --> 01:23:27,174
Cross-dressing impostor!
994
01:23:35,622 --> 01:23:37,954
( cackling )
995
01:23:43,097 --> 01:23:45,964
For a foe of mine,
you've done quite well.
996
01:23:46,033 --> 01:23:50,936
Now, l'll take me flute,
and send you to hell.
997
01:23:51,005 --> 01:23:54,600
( mimicking: )
lf this is to be Post's last stand...
998
01:23:54,675 --> 01:23:58,668
you'll have to take this flute
from me cold, dead hand.
999
01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:03,143
l'll take it from you, homie,
you'll see...
1000
01:24:03,217 --> 01:24:07,586
'cause you know the Lep
is the real O.G.
1001
01:24:14,061 --> 01:24:16,655
What are you gonna do
about Mack Daddy?
1002
01:24:16,730 --> 01:24:18,755
Behind me?
1003
01:24:22,236 --> 01:24:24,932
A valiant try,
and right on cue...
1004
01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:29,635
but if l fall for that,
l'm as stupid as you.
1005
01:24:29,710 --> 01:24:31,268
Mack Daddy ain't dyin' today.
1006
01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:40,283
Motherfucker.
1007
01:24:46,660 --> 01:24:49,094
( cackling )
1008
01:25:01,341 --> 01:25:03,434
( scream )
1009
01:25:03,510 --> 01:25:08,914
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Postmaster P!
1010
01:25:08,982 --> 01:25:11,542
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...
1011
01:25:11,618 --> 01:25:14,178
l'm finally the man
that l've been strivin' to be.
1012
01:25:14,254 --> 01:25:17,018
l passed the test,
they fucked my nest...
1013
01:25:17,091 --> 01:25:19,958
but l made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.
1014
01:25:20,027 --> 01:25:22,655
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...
1015
01:25:22,729 --> 01:25:25,425
l'm finally the man
that l've been strivin' to be.
1016
01:25:25,499 --> 01:25:28,127
l passed the test,
they fucked my nest...
1017
01:25:28,202 --> 01:25:31,228
but l made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.
1018
01:25:31,305 --> 01:25:33,773
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...
1019
01:25:33,841 --> 01:25:36,469
l'm finally the man
that l've been strivin' to be.
1020
01:25:36,543 --> 01:25:39,239
l passed the test,
they fucked my nest...
1021
01:25:39,313 --> 01:25:42,305
but l made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.
1022
01:25:42,382 --> 01:25:45,010
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...
1023
01:25:45,085 --> 01:25:47,610
l'm finally the man
that l've been strivin' to be.
1024
01:25:47,688 --> 01:25:50,452
l passed the test,
they fucked my nest...
1025
01:25:50,524 --> 01:25:53,721
but l made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.
1026
01:25:57,498 --> 01:26:00,160
( applause )
1027
01:26:17,784 --> 01:26:20,582
l taught him
everything he knows.
1028
01:26:31,665 --> 01:26:33,690
( hip-hop beat )
1029
01:26:34,968 --> 01:26:37,027
l come from the land
of the lrish spring.
1030
01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:39,129
Dublin's the place
where l learned my thing.
1031
01:26:39,206 --> 01:26:41,299
From the Emerald lsle
to your place in the hood...
1032
01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:43,707
l'm the man of green,
come to do no good.
1033
01:26:43,777 --> 01:26:48,043
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.
1034
01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:50,106
Blunt is dope,
this place is hype.
1035
01:26:50,184 --> 01:26:52,618
There's a lassie,
she's just my type.
1036
01:26:52,686 --> 01:26:54,517
l hate to resort
so soon to magic...
1037
01:26:54,588 --> 01:26:57,056
Haven't been laid so long,
it's tragic.
1038
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:02,155
l'm so bad, l'm good.
1039
01:27:03,263 --> 01:27:05,390
l'll show you what to do,
so lend an ear...
1040
01:27:05,465 --> 01:27:07,524
don't worry, little lassie,
you've got nothin' to fear.
1041
01:27:07,601 --> 01:27:09,796
Sit with a lad who's
lean and green...
1042
01:27:09,870 --> 01:27:12,270
and let me show you why
l'm a love machine.
1043
01:27:15,209 --> 01:27:16,642
... come to do no good.
1044
01:27:18,679 --> 01:27:20,738
l'm a wee green guy,
who's new to town...
1045
01:27:20,814 --> 01:27:22,782
Show me what you do
when you get down.
1046
01:27:22,849 --> 01:27:25,044
l'll go up,
you go down...
1047
01:27:25,118 --> 01:27:27,518
We'll all see your
love green.
1048
01:27:28,655 --> 01:27:29,713
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.
1049
01:27:29,790 --> 01:27:32,588
Lep in the hood,
when we're bad, we're good.
1050
01:27:34,027 --> 01:27:35,858
From the cliffs of more
to your front door...
1051
01:27:35,929 --> 01:27:37,988
Better turn out the lights
and pray some more.
1052
01:27:38,065 --> 01:27:40,192
Gonna party through the night
until the dawn...
1053
01:27:40,267 --> 01:27:42,462
and you and l
are gonna get it on.
1054
01:27:42,536 --> 01:27:47,906
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.
1055
01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:34,783
Lep in the hood
come to do no good.
1056
01:28:34,855 --> 01:28:36,288
Lep in the hood...
1057
01:28:36,356 --> 01:28:39,018
come to do no good.
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