All language subtitles for Jane the Virgin s05e12_English

As you know,
Jane still loved Rafael,

but she was trying to move on,
so they could focus

on being good co-parents,
which was important

because Mateo was recently
diagnosed with ADHD.

And they had to figure out
how to best help him.

Medication is
a lifelong decision

and he is so young.
I just--

Jane, I agree.

We should try
other options first.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Not an easy decision.

Speaking of decisions,
Jane had decided to move into

her own apartment.

It's time for
the next phase in my life.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Also entering the next phase,
Petra.

See, J.R. broke up with her
and moved to Houston,

but at least Petra got
her other ex back.

What will it take for you
to come back?

Triple my salary.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep.

Her old assistant, Krishna.

And I want a lunch hour
every day.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
In other great news,
Xo found out

she was cancer-free.
ROGELIO: Oh.

Thank God. I'm so happy.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
He was less happy about this:

Finally.
We can be together.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
So Rogelio set River straight.

Let me make this perfectly
clear, I love my wife.

I don't wanna
have sex with you,

I have never wanted
to have sex with you.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Unfortunately,

hell hath no fury
like River Fields scorned.

He loves me not...
He will pay.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
So let's see what happens next.

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva
was 6 years old,

she was in her first musical.

♪ We're gonna dance
And sing all night ♪

♪ We love to laugh... ♪

Here comes her solo.

♪ I like to sing
'Cause singing is fun... ♪

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oof. Yeah, turns out,
it was also her last.

Because that voice was
a deal-breaker.

Today's my first rehearsal
for the musical.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hey, maybe musical talent
skips a generation?

I know, it's so exciting.
And take it from me, Mateo,

your first school musical is an
experience you'll never forget.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And can never un-hear.

I'm gonna be a tree,
and I'm in the forest.

My costume needs to be
brown and green,

so can you make me a costume
that's brown and green?

On it. You are gonna be brown
and green from head to toe. Huh?

I also have to learn lines
and a dance.

Then we will practice
until you got it cold.

And on opening night, I will be
in the front row, cheering on

the best tree in Miami.

Now come on,
let's see those branches.

[♪♪♪]

[KEYBOARD CLACKS]

Get the rest of your things
for school, my little star.

Ooh.

Laundry. Yes.

"Laundry in unit."

[IN SPANISH]
What are you doing?

Besides not
helping me fold?

You hate the way I fold.

Rafael told me
to make a list

of all the things I absolutely
need for an apartment.

I'm meeting with him
later today

to go over
his available listings.

That's nice of him
to help you find a place.

Mm. You know
how the old saying goes.

First comes love,
then almost-marriage,

then platonic friendship,

then he's
your real estate agent.

I don't know that saying.
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]

And you're folding those
all wrong.

JANE:
Oh...

[SHOUTS]
MATEO: Sorry.

Maybe you should add
"wood floors" to your list.

Yes.

Carpet is a deal-breaker. Ugh.

I hope Raf can find me something
with all these must-haves.

XIOMARA:
I must have biked
20 miles today.

After three weeks of
daily spin classes,

I was finally able
to get through

every set of jumps again.

I'm so happy for you,
Xiomara.

Just don't overdo it.
You've hardly sat still.

I'm just soaking up life,
now that I can.

Now, me and my
heavyweight hamstrings

are gonna take a shower,
then lunch with girlfriends

I haven't seen in a while.
Sounds great.

Are you okay, babe?

You tossed and turned
all night.
It's River.

She's driving me crazy.
Wha-- I thought you said

she was being really
nice lately?
Exactly.

It's been weeks
since I rejected her,

and she has yet
to retaliate.

Maybe that means
she's over it?

Xiomara, my-my sweet,
naive wife.

Of course
she's not over it.

She is biding her time,
plotting her revenge.

Is there any chance
you're being paranoid?

Not at all. Just ask Rudy.

Cupcake?

Why, thank you.

Taste this,
see if it's poisoned.

Rudy was sick for a week.

Doesn't he have
a gluten allergy?

So he says.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He does.

Rogelio, I obviously
don't like River.

But I don't think she's
poisoning you for rejecting her.

Well, then, you're playing right
into her unusually large hands.

You have a tendency
to get carried away.

Oh, do I? Do I?

Maybe that's a quality
you should mention

when you give my eulogy right
after River poisons me to death.

I'm taking a shower.

Try to relax.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
He looks relaxed.

KIDS:
♪ Everything needs love
To grow ♪

♪ It's love, love, love ♪

♪ The world
Is love, love... ♪

EVERETTE:
Okay, hold up
one second. Mateo,

you are a tree,
you are not a rock.

Would you please stand up
and join the rest of the forest?

Okay, from the top.
Five, six, seven, eight.

[IMITATES FARTING]

[CLASSMATES LAUGHING]
And we're singing.

Let me hear my trees!
I'm not a tree,

I'm a helicopter.

[LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

CLASSMATE:
You killed the trees.

Mateo ruins
everything.

PETRA:
He made a complete mess
of everything.

All the temps were bad,
but the last one took the cake.

Literally. I had a birthday
cake on my desk, and he took it.

That does seem gratuitous.
Anyway, here.

I need you to take care
of this list.

Are you forgetting something?

Please.

I don't do dry cleaning
anymore.

Fine. I'll take that
off the list.

But can you get started, um,
on the other things?

Please?

Happy to.

Also, I have something
to tell you.

It's bad news.

But before I tell you,

remember what we discussed.

I am just the messenger.

Yes, of course. Whatever it is,
I will remember my manners,

and I won't
take it out on you.

Milos called.
He wants to sell the hotel.

[SHOUTS]
What?

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Sorry.

Can you elaborate?

He said he owns
two-thirds of the hotel

and can sell at any time
without your approval.

Well, that's ridiculous.

I need you to schedule
a visitation at the prison.

Already done.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Thank you.

You're welcome.
I'll get started on that list.

Here's the list. All my
must-haves for the apartment.

And, if you look
on the back,

you'll find a list of
all the deal-breakers.

Which,
judging by your face,

is possibly a bit extensive.
I can revise it.

No, no, it's--
It's not that.

The list--
It's a good list.

So what's wrong?

[SIGHS]

Mateo got kicked out
of the musical

for disrupting
rehearsal.

Kicked out? What did he do?
What didn't he do?

He's lying down, he's getting
up, he's screaming.
[SIGHS]

He's really struggling,
Jane. I saw him.

I think we should
consider medication.

We have been trying and trying,
and holistic isn't helping.

And it's starting to affect
things in a big way.

We said we'd give it
another month.

I don't need another month
to see it's not working.

We can't put him on meds
because of one day.

It's not one bad day.
There's a pattern here.

We're getting
ahead of ourselves.

Jane...
Medication is
a serious decision.

I know it's serious.
There can be side effects.

Which we'll monitor, but
it could also be good for him.

Can we please just give it
a little more time?

I'll talk to his teacher,
get him back in the play.

Uh, we can reevaluate in
a couple weeks? Please?

All right.

[EXHALES]

He was so excited
about the play.

Ugh, I know.
I was too.

[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
[EXHALES]

Mm...

Ah, I just hate
to see him struggle.

I know.

JULIE:
Am I interrupting?

[♪♪♪]

[CHUCKLES]
Hey.

Um, uh...

Jane, this is Julie.
Julie,

this is Jane.

Oh, Jane. Hi,
I've heard a lot about you.

Oh? Uh, do you work
in the office?

Wha-- No.

Rafa and I are dating.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Rafa?

I just came by
because

I thought I'd surprise you
for lunch.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
She surprised someone.

Perfect timing.
I was just leaving.

You two enjoy
your lunch date. Heh.

[♪♪♪]

[EXHALES]

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
We last left Jane upset

that her real estate agent
is seeing someone.

You have time for
a single ladies chat?

If you stop
calling it that.

[LAUGHING MOAN]

I met the new girl
that Raf is seeing.

But he didn't warn me that
he was dating someone specific,

so I was just
really thrown off.

I'm sure
it's nothing serious.

He hasn't mentioned
anyone to me.
Yeah?

Okay, good. Heh.

Well, if you meet Julie--
Oh, Julie?

I've heard about Julie.
What?

I assumed
she was a coworker.

Well, so then,
it must be serious.

Is she pretty?
So pretty.

Let me see.
[GROANS]

[♪♪♪]

Oh, yeah, wow.

No, don't click on
her Instagram story.

She'll see
you watched it.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Been there done that. Awkward.

I knew Rafael would start
dating someone eventually,

but it's just
hard to be around.

Oh, you're lucky
you live so far away

from J.R. so you're
spared this torture.

You think J.R.'s seeing
someone else already?

I mean, she's a beautiful single
woman who moved to a new city.

She's probably gotten
asked out by now.

What are you doing?
Checking her Instagram.

[MOANS]

Oh, my God. She made it private.
Ugh...

Oh, my God,
she's seeing someone else,

and doesn't
want me to know.

Who's that woman in her new
profile picture with her?

[GRUNTS]
It's the 21st century.

Why haven't we figured out
how to zoom in on a thumbnail?

Okay, phone time is over.

I can't handle this.

Maybe we should
go out tonight.

Meet people,
see what's out there?

That sounds terrible.
It really does.

I am not a big fan of
wearing pants after 9 p.m.

[SIGHS]
Well, thanks
for listening.

I feel better having
talked it out.
I feel worse.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I feel about the same.

Oh, and now you're leaving.
Perfect.

I am sorry, I have to
talk to Mateo's teacher.

Hopefully, Raf isn't
dating her too.

I spoke to Mateo,
and he fully understands

what he did wrong
and he's really sorry.

He just wants to
get back in the play.

Is there anything
we can do?

I'm happy to rebuild
the sets myself.

I know
I don't look it,

but I know my way around
a power drill.

I'm not worried about
the set.

When all the kids were
learning the dance number,

Mateo...was being
very disruptive.

And he was distracting
the other kids.

I know, but he was probably
only acting that way

because the kids were
distracting him

because of his ADHD.
Which isn't an excuse.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Sounds like one.

It's just an explanation.

He has learned dance routines
before, but one-on-one,

so what if I learn
the songs and choreography?

Then I can teach Mateo
at the house,

on our own time.

I don't know.
Please, this means

so much to him. You
should have seen his face

when he told me
he was in the play.

And-and I don't want him
to feel rejected or left out.

And I promise you,
he can do this.

JANE:
You can do it.

Okay, you step and step

and-- Oh.
Use your right foot.

Well, the other right.
And don't forget,

you have to
sing the song too.

This is worse than homework.

Mateo.
I don't wanna learn

everything by myself
at home,

I wanna learn
with my friends.

We talked about this.
This is the new plan.

So let's go.

Try it again,
come on.

[OFF-KEY]
♪ Everything needs ♪

♪ Love to grow... ♪

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Try again. Maybe Auto-Tune.

[OFF-KEY]
♪ Love to grow ♪

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I don't think
that's the note, either.

Why do I have to sing
anyway?

It doesn't make any sense
that trees sing.

Well, in musicals,
anyone and anything can sing.

In fact, they must.
Why?

Because sometimes,

when you're so full of emotion

you feel
like you might burst,

you just
have to let it out and--

♪ Sing! ♪
[GIGGLES]

Exactly. So, Mateo,
let's remember:

you're the happiest
tree in the forest,

and you just have
to sing and dance about it.

Okay?
Maybe later.

Could we take a break?

Fine, but only
five minutes.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yikes. Okay, Mama Rose.

Thanks for letting us
rehearse.

Jorge's BarcaLounger
doesn't leave much room

for dancing in the living room.
Of course.

And hey,
if you're getting tired,

I'd be happy to teach Mateo
the dance.

I mean, we did nail our
Grandparents' Day routine.

People are still talking
about it.

[CHUCKLES]
Are you sure?

Yes. I'm cancer-free,
remember?

Totally up for it.

So? Should I teach him?

That would be amazing.

[SQUEALS] Done and done.
[CHUCKLES]

Mateo, do you know

what the most important thing
about performing is?

Glitter?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yes!

No. It's singing
with feeling.

When you're on stage,
you're not just singing words.

You're singing
what you're feeling.

Whether you're happy,

or sad...

♪ Can't believe
I see you here ♪

♪ After so long, my love ♪

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Or creepy.

What the hell
are you doing?

I am in prison choir.

Turns out,
I am a gifted baritone.

What's this about?

I know you don't want
to sell the hotel.

My trial is coming up.

Right now, things are not
looking so good for poor me.

Of course,

if you told truth
at trial--

That break-in was
accident.

--maybe I wouldn't want
to sell hotel.

I am going to tell
the truth.

It was no accident,

and you are a psychotic
and dangerous criminal

who should never see
the light of day again.

Then I have no choice
but to sell beautiful hotel.

You'll never sell
the Marbella.

It's your last link to me, and
we both know I'm all you have.

Watch me.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ugh.

This guy really does
creep me out.

Let's go back
to cute kids singing.

♪ Everything needs
Love to grow ♪

♪ It's love, love ♪

♪ Love, love ♪

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah. That's better.

Yes, that's it, Mateo!

Whoo-hoo.
Right!

Now let's work on
that grapevine.

Big smile.

Ready? And...

a five, six,
seven, eight. Right...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oy. Now Jane's being creepy.

Now I gotta go pee.
Okay, let's take five.

[CHUCKLES]

[♪♪♪]

What are you doing?

[SCOFFS]
Admiring your
app organization.

Stalking Raf's new girlfriend.
Why on my phone?

So she doesn't see that I'm
creeping on her Instagram story.

MATEO:
Abuela,
there's no toilet paper!

[EXHALES]

[♪♪♪]

[KOALA GRUNTING]

[SCOFFS]
[PHONE BUTTONS BEEP]

[PHONE RINGING]
Xo?

No, it's me. I hate Julie.

Raf's Julie?
Can we not call her that?

What happened?

She posted a gif
aimed at me.

She called me
a stage 5 clinger.

Honestly, what is she, 13?

Maybe I should
say something to Raf

and warn him--
Jane, no!

You and Raf
are in a good place now.

Shut up and be supportive.

If you act crazy,
you just prove Julie right,

that you're
a clingy koala bear.

Wait, how do you know
what it looks like?

[LAUGHS] I'm looking at it now.
[GRUNTING]

It's funny.
I think this shows

Julie has a sense of humor.
Petra, focus.

You're supposed to be
talking me down.

Okay, right. Look.

I know it's hard, okay?

But you just--
You gotta be cool about it.

Be the bigger person.

[EXHALES]

Yeah.

Yeah, okay. You're right.

[KOALA GRUNTING]

Are you watching it again?

[LAUGHING]
It's so funny.

ROGELIO:
It's so sad.

I know.
The scientists failed,

and all of the trees
have died.

We only have 72 more hours
of breathable oxygen

before all known life-forms
on Mars go extinct.

[LIGHT SHATTERS]
[SCREAMS]

WOMAN:
Cut!

What the hell?
Oh, my God.

That could have
killed you.

Yes, it could have.

That'd be horrible.

I'd have to get
a new costar.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Perfume, chocolates?

Rogelio, what did you do?

Why are you apologizing to me?

No, it's actually
for River.

Do you think
she'll like it?

I don't know, did you
include her favorite lube?

Should I?

Rogelio, this basket is gonna
give her the wrong idea.

Do you want her
trying to kiss you again?

It's better than
her trying to kill me.

A light fell five inches
from my head.

She said it was an accident.
Maybe it was,

maybe it wasn't.

The point is,
this is my passion project.

It should be
the happiest time of my life.

But instead,
I'm fearing for my life,

I'm a wreck, I'm...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
A basket case?

Please try to understand.
I do,

a-and I want things to improve
between you and River,

but I don't wanna worry about
her trying to kiss you.

What am I supposed to do?

I can't live like this.

JANE:
I can't live there.

To be fair,
cockroaches were not

a part of your
deal-breaker list.

I feel like
it was implied.

A-and to be clear,
no rats.

Well, I have one more place
for you to see.

Hopefully, there will be
no cockroaches or rats

or carpeting
or wood paneling...

Sounds promising.
Should we go now?

Oh, it's not available to see
till later today.

I will text you
the address

and meet you...around 4?
Perfect. See you then.

And bring the list. Ha, ha!
I have the list.

Jane.

Fancy...

seeing you here. Again.

Yeah, I-I don't
usually hang around

Rafael's office
like this.

He's helping me
find an apartment.

Which is harder
than I thought, heh.

There's more wood paneling
in Miami than you know.

Heh. Well, good luck.
Thanks.

A-actually...

I have to ask.

Is there something
I should know

about you and Rafael?

What do you mean?

Well, I kind of
got a vibe

from you guys
the other day.

Plus, you seem to be
around a lot.

And...your mom was watching
my Instagram stories.

Oh, yeah,
my mom is so weird.

I'll talk to her.

Come on.
I think Rafa's great,

but if there's still something
between the two of you,

I-I don't want to...

waste my time,
I don't need drama.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Come on, Jane.

Remember what Petra said.
Be the bigger person.

You have nothing
to worry about.

We're just co-parents.

And for what it's worth,

I can tell Raf likes you.

Really?
Oh, yeah. For sure.

He talks about you a lot.

Thank you for saying that.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

[BUTTONS CLACKING]

Ms. Solano?

We have a problem.

May I help you?

[IN RUSSIAN ACCENT]
We're investors.

Here to look at
potential investment.

Will you
show us hotel?

No. The hotel
is not for sale.

Milos says it is.

He's two-thirds owner.

We look around now.

It's perfect.

Lots of light
and charm,

big kitchen,
not a deal-breaker in sight.

Once I lose the beads
and the macramé. And the--

[SNIFFS] hippie smell.
[PHONE WHOOSHES]

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
That's weed. Lots and lots
of weed.

What's wrong?
Did you say something to Julie?

Okay, I honestly
didn't mean to...

But you did. You meddled in
my personal business.

I wouldn't characterize it
as meddling.

We ran into each other,
and she asked about us,

so I clarified that we are
strictly co-parents

and that you really like her.
Well, I don't.

[GASPS]
Oh.

[LAUGHS]
Oh, no.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

I was just hoping it would
fizzle out on its own

and I could
let her down easy,

but now she thinks
I'm super into her.

I am so sorry.
Can I fix this?

Oh, I think
you've done enough.

Good point.

How about this apartment,
though, huh?

Let me give you
the tour.

[LAUGHS]

[BOTH GIGGLING]

Oh, I love it.

I can really imagine
living here.

So should I, uh...

tell the office
to pull it off the market?

Yes.

Thanks, Raf.

[SIGHING]
Oh.

[♪♪♪]

Well, at-- At least
we know it's...secure.

[PHONE WHOOSHES]

It's the office.

They don't have
an extra key,

and they can't
reach the tenants.

We have no idea
when they're coming back?

No, but people check
their phones constantly.

These people?

Mm.
Ugh, I just hope

they come back soon.
I'm starving.

I was gonna eat
after we saw the place.

Have a look
in the fridge.

If we eat anything, we'll
take it out of my commission.

[CHUCKLES]

Clearly vegan. Heh.

Who grow their own
sprouts. Incredible.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
You mean "inedible."

What is
a mung bean seedling?

No idea, but there is way
too much stuff growing on that.

What about this?
What's this?

Oh. Cashew string cheese.

Good choice.
Cheese adjacent.

Hmm.
How bad can that be?

Mmm. What do you think?

I think
it's an insult to cheese.

And string.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[♪♪♪]

[PHONE CHIMES]
Oh.

My mom sent a video
of Mateo's rehearsal.

♪ Everything needs
Love to grow ♪

♪ It's love, love, love... ♪

Oh, he's actually
doing it.

♪ Love, love, love, love... ♪

I am so glad that you got him
back into the play.

Mm-hmm.

♪ Love, love, love... ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ You're in love ♪

Uh, so...

Julie seems great.
What's the problem?

Well, for one, she uses
too many emojis.

Come on.
That's a little harsh.

Oh, wow. What is that?

I believe
that is a fish cake.

Well, plenty of fish cakes
in the sea, right?

[CHUCKLES]

I'm not even sure what
I'm looking for, to be honest.

I guess
it was just...

good to get back out there
and test the waters.

[♪♪♪]

You know, my real estate agent
recently suggested

making a list
of qualities you like.

To help narrow down
your search.

You have
something better to do?

I have got
much better things to do.

I'm not gonna stand here all day
waiting for my costar.

Has anyone
seen Rogelio?

[♪♪♪]

[WOMAN GASPS]

Who the hell
is that?

My bodyguard.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Where did he find this guy,
a Tolkien novel?

Everyone,
this is Laird.

A bodyguard. What for?

In order to do
my best work,

I need to feel safe
in my environment.

Laird is here for my protection.
Protection? From what?

I don't know.
Lights mysteriously falling

from the ceiling?

A grip lost his grip.
It happens.

Next time,
it'll happen to Laird.

[RUDY & ROGELIO YELP]

I have your latte,
Mr. de la Vega.

I will accept the latte.
Let him through.

But keep an eye
on her.

Let's shoot!

[RIVER CLEARS THROAT SOFTLY]

Hi. I'm River.

Ooh. Hee-hee-hee!

Look how teeny my hand is
in yours. Heh, heh!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I'd say he's definitely
keeping an eye on her...

JANE:
Okay. Come on,
let's see this list.

Organized, good sense of humor,
smart, loves kids...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ooh, is he describing Jane?

...athletic, non-judgmental,
goes with the flow...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Guess not.

Wow. I feel attacked.

Look, I didn't
mean it like that.

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

Seriously, these
are great qualities.

And for what it's worth, I...

actually think
Julie has a lot of them.

So...

maybe you give her
another chance.

Yeah.

Maybe.

[♪♪♪]

[KEYS JANGLING]
Ah. Help has arrived, heh.

Ready to escape
the patchouli prison?

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]
[PHONE BEEPS]

Let's go out tonight.

What? What happened?

I'm not just a big person,

I'm, like, a huge person.

I'm, like,
André the Giant over here.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Or Laird.

Okay, you lost me.

I just spent two hours
helping Raf make a list

so he can find
the perfect woman,

and I basically just
begged him

to give Julie
a second chance.

Wow. André, got it.

N-- The point is,
Raf is gonna meet someone,

and even if
Julie is just a dry run,

he is going
to fall in love again.

And I want him to be happy.
I really do.

I think
I'll be more prepared

for that
if I'm happy first.

Or at least
at the same time.

Which is why
we're going out,

to dip our toes
in the water.

I'm sorry,
but I told you,

I'm not ready.
Remember the picture

of J.R.
and the other woman?

You wanna wait around

until that thumbnail

becomes
a Facebook profile pic?

God, you're ruthless.
I respect that.

Okay, fine. Let's go.

Yes! Put on your party panties,
I'm on my way!

[EXHALES]

Look at us. Two single ladies
out on the town. Whoo!

Whoo.
Hey, we agreed

to dip our toe
in the water,

so take out a toe
and dip it.

Can we stop with
the toe metaphor?

It's more unappealing than
the whiskey stench here.

Okay, come on...
Guys or girls?

I don't know.
Guess the world's my oyster.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Or sausage!

What about those
guys on the left?

Oh, yeah.
Well, they're not

unattractive.
That's the spirit.

Here we go,
dipping our toes...
Oh.

Nope. Sorry, forgot.

Well, let's give them
some "come hither" looks,

see what happens, hmm?
All right.

Oh, wow,
that was easy.

We still got it!
BRETT: Hi, there.

I'm Brett. This is Nick.
Hi, Brett and Nick.

Do you have names?
That depends.

You buying us
drinks?

Hey, let me get
four tequila shots.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Is it just me, or are Brett and
Nick too young for facial hair?

So, uh,
how old are you guys?

Guess.
PETRA: Ha!

Pass. How old?

Strict. I like it.

Well, I'm 22 and a half.
21 and three-quarters.

[JANE & PETRA LAUGH]
What?

She's got socks
older than you guys.

Oh, don't worry.
We're really mature.

Wow.
That is great to know.

So do you like kids?

Because we'd love for you
to meet our children.

What?

Yeah! Between us, we've got
three little rug rats.

You wanna see pictures?
[GASPS] Ooh!

Shoot, uh, you know, I just
realized, we gotta get going.

Yeah, we gotta
get up early.

Finals week.
Oh.

Yeah.

[LAUGHS]
Well, that went well.

Come on. They were the first
people we talked to.

It'll get better.

Now, mmm,
let's do these shots.

Mmm...
Mm?

Bodyguard?

[HAMMERING]

[♪♪♪]

Uh, excuse me, crew people.
Have you seen my bodyguard?

[QUIETLY]
Okay.

LAIRD:
Oh, really?

[LAIRD CHUCKLES]

[GASPS]

Ah, you temptress!

You stole my bodyguard
to punish me,

you wicked,
conniving snake of a...

Oh, Rogelio, stop!

This has nothing
to do with you.

Laird and I
began talking

during break, and, well,
we just...hit it off.

[CHUCKLES]
Turns out we both
love cooking.

And Tibetan beading,
and Ayurvedic massage.

Oh, come on!

It's obvious you've been

plotting against me
for weeks now.

And clearly this is

part of your master plan.
What's next?

Have Laird drown me
in Lake Brenda?

[LAUGHS]
There's no "next," Rogelio.

I've been getting
my revenge for weeks.

Watching you go crazy,
anxiously waiting for me

to do something evil.

Oh,
it worked like a charm.

You're not sleeping,
you got bags under your eyes,

and your worry wrinkles
are worse than ever.

I knew that if I just behaved
like the professional I am,

you would drive
yourself crazy.

[CHUCKLES]
And you have.

Look.

I'm not
the kind of woman

who's used to
getting rejected.

Watching you

torture yourself
these past few weeks

has been delightful.
Heh, heh!

But I'm ready
to call it even. Okay?

Okay.

But you're so fired, Laird.

You were so right.

Asking Darci to send us
a man for River was genius.

She's done with me.

Hey, it's Darci's
algorithm, not mine.

And now that River has
someone else to obsess over,

she'll be
out of our hair.

And hopefully, mine
will start growing back.

I noticed a few bald spots
from all the stress.

I'm sure it will.
Well, the point is,

that joy will return
to my job.

Mm.

So how about you?

Did, uh, teaching Mateo
give you the bug

to get back to teaching?

Maybe. Just weighing
my options.

Right.
Soaking up life.

Like you said.
[QUIETLY] Mm-hmm.

JANE:
I'm just not feeling it.

What about
that guy?

A "Hands Off My Gun" hat?
Do you know me? Deal-breaker.

Okay. My turn.
What about her?

That woman hasn't
taken her eye

off you all night.
[PHONE CHIMES]

[♪♪♪]

Everything okay?

[SIGHS]
My lawyers can't stop
Milos from selling the hotel.

Well, you've found
ways around

that kind of thing
before, right?

Yes, but that would
involve lying,

and I can't do that
anymore because...

Because...?

Because J.R. changed me.

Made me want to be
a freakin' good person

who deserves her,
and now--

Oh, God,
what happened to me?

[CHUCKLES]
Oh, honestly,

I think you were
always a good person.

It just took J.R. to finally
bring it out of you.

And you will meet
someone else.

That I love as much
as I love her?
Yeah.

I really believe that.

Well,
I think you will too.

I hope so.

Well, if I will,
you will, trust me.

You're way more likable.

[LAUGHS]

Bright side, we're
in this together, right?

Yeah. And I'm so glad.

WOMAN:
Excuse me.

Can I buy you
a drink?

Can't you see
we're talking?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Well, that was rude.

[♪♪♪]

Krishna.
You're just leaving now?

I literally always leave
at this hour.

Of course you do.

Because you're such
a good assistant.

[SIGHS]
The way you're always
anticipating my needs,

and leaving me little reminders
on your little Post-its,

with your perfect
little handwriting.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

You're going the wrong way.
I'll walk you, Ms. Solano.

Thank you, Ms. Krishna.
Ha, ha!

Oh, and listen.

I've officially decided
not to perjure myself.

Milos can rot in prison
till he dies.

Which means I may
lose the hotel,

but wherever I end up,
don't you worry,

you'll be with me.
Oh!

Ah. It's bedtime.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And now, it's showtime.

Thanks again
for making this happen, Mom.

Of course. He's a natural
once you get him going.

You gave Julie
a second chance?

I took your advice.
Thank you.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ The Earth loves the Sun ♪

♪ The Sun loves the trees ♪

♪ The trees love the leaves ♪

♪ And the leaves love
The breeze ♪

♪ The breeze loves the flowers ♪

♪ The flowers love to bloom ♪

♪ We all get to sing... ♪

He's crushing it.

♪ There's one thing
That we all know ♪

♪ Everything needs love
To grow ♪

♪ It's love, love, love ♪

♪ The world is love
Love, love... ♪

[BABY CRYING]

[BABY CRYING LOUDLY]

♪ Love... ♪

Stop it!

Stop crying!

Stop it!
Stop it now!

Stop it!
[CRYING ECHOING]

Stop!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[CRYING CONTINUES]

Everybody was staring at me.

It's all because of
that stupid baby.

It's okay, Mateo.
No one is mad at you.

But it's his fault.

It's no one's fault.

I wanted to do the play good.

I don't want to
be this way anymore.

Hey, come here.

[♪♪♪]

He's asleep.

This is my fault.

I made everything worse by
pushing him to do the play.

I should have
listened to you.

The situation isn't
getting any better,

and denying it
doesn't change that.

And now it's starting
to hurt our son.

And, uh...

I think it's time to
put him on medication.

[SIGHS]
Me too.

And it's
not your fault.

We both had to be
comfortable.

Now we are.

You're...

...nice.

Thanks.

Of course.

We're a team.

And I'll call the doctor
tomorrow.

And...call Julie.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, Julie, it's me.

Mateo will be
all right,

and Jane and Rafael
will figure it all out.

I know.

Then, uh,
what's wrong?

You were sad
all the way home.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

No, you're not.

I just feel like
I'm flailing.

I survived the cancer,

but I'm just as lost now
as I was before I got sick.

[CRYING]
And I feel silly
and ungrateful.

[LAUGHS]
Everything should be
joyful now.

Everything doesn't have
to feel joyful.

It should.

I survived the worst.

I should be happy
and fulfilled.

All the time?

In general.

And you're not?

No.

I've been trying so hard
to fill the time with

working out,
and dancing with Mateo,

even scheming with you,

but none of the distractions
are helping.

Well, that's because you
don't need a distraction.

You need a passion,
something you love,

like I love telenovelas.

But I don't even know
what that is.

You'll figure it out.

The important thing is
you have time.

And you don't have to be
grateful for everything.

Just that.

And you.

Thank you for coming.

Petra wants me
to tell you that

you can rot in here.

She won't perjure herself.

But I will.

She'll never suspect that
we're working together.

Not after you framed me.

Trust me,

I want to bring her down
as much as you do.

Okay, I did it. I made
a dating profile.

[GASPS]
So did I.

JaneV333.

[GASPS]
Single ladies!

[BOTH LAUGH]

You and me, in it together.
In it to win it.

[SINGSONGY]
Eh, eh. Yes!

[PHONE CHIMES]
Oh.

Ooh, maybe
that's your first match.

No, it's just Rafael.

Oh, I hope the apartment
didn't fall through.

Hey.

I got your text.
Everything okay?

I don't know.

Maybe it was what you said.

How denying it
doesn't change it.

What is it?

I was getting the papers ready,
but don't rent the apartment.

What? Why?

Because I realized that
there was one deal-breaker

with Julie that
I couldn't get past.

It's...

It's love.

She's not you, Jane.

I love you.

I've tried to stop,
but I can't.

And I don't want to anymore.

[♪♪♪]

Petra's gonna be
so mad at me, hee, hee.

Well, let's talk
about that later, okay?

Yeah.

I just feel...

Oh, I feel...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Like you have so much emotion

that you might burst?
Me too!

TREES:
♪ There's one thing ♪

♪ That we all know ♪

♪ Everything needs love
To grow ♪

♪ Love, love, love, love ♪

♪ I've always known that
We were meant to be ♪

♪ You're my Sun and Moon
My sky and my sea ♪

♪ Mommy and Daddy
Just needed a chance ♪

♪ And I didn't have to
Teach anyone this dance ♪

♪ Well, I am
Team Raf ♪

♪ And my team won ♪

♪ Well, I just lost
My wing-woman ♪

♪ Love is blind, love is pure
Love is quite a maze ♪

♪ Okay, but really ♪

♪ I've been sick for days ♪

ALL:
♪ It's love, love, love ♪

♪ I knew there was a vibe ♪

ALL:
♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ I can't believe
I'm still alive ♪

ALL:
♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ I think I might be
Dead inside ♪

ALL:
♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Enough of
These characters ♪

♪ They're all on the side ♪

♪ Jane and Raf
They're back together ♪

♪ I'm smiling oh, so wide ♪

And now for my dance solo.
Dad!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, Rogelio.

ALL:
♪ It's love, love, love ♪

♪ The world is
Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Everything's love
Love, love ♪

♪ It's love, love, love ♪

♪ The world is love
Love, love ♪

♪ Everything's love
Love, love ♪

♪ It's love, love ♪

♪ Love ♪

[♪♪♪]

[KEYBOARD CLACKS]

[♪♪♪]