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[Rocket] Rocket's List of Grievances,
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Number 323, in a never-ending series.
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First off, we finallyget the recognition we deserve
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for defeating Odin's loser of a brother, the Serpent.
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[chomping]
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Yeah, that's real Asgardian gold.
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Probably fetch us50 or 60 thousand units eachon the black market.
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Eh, not that I'd know anything about that.
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Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah.
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Got a bunch of medals for defeating the Serpent, blah, blah, blah--
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[Asgardians cheering]
Asgard salutes you!
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...only to have the bum crash the party.
[rumbling]
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Literally.
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Huh?
Hmm?
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[grunts]
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[Asgardians screaming, yelling]
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Remember that big old World Tree in the middle of Asgard?
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Well, it turns out the Serpentnot only planted it,
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he controls it!
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[grunts]
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[Asgardians yelling]
He used the World Tree tocapture every single Asgardian.
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[thunderclap]
Well, not every Asgardian.
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[grunts]
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Gotta hand it to the blond guy.
Huh?
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He put up a good fight.
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A little lighton the explosions for my taste,
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but heavy on the property damage.
[yells]
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[Guardians, Loki yell]
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[Guardians, Loki grunting]
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Thor sacrificed himselfand severed the Rainbow Bridgeto Asgard
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so's we could escape in the Bifrost chamber...
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with his loser of a brother, Loki.
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[sighs]
All of Asgard defeated,
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destroyed, demoralized,
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and not by me!
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Eh, cheer up, horn-head.
With Thor and Odin
out of the picture,
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you finally get to be
what you always wanted--
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All-Father over all of Asgard.
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Which now consists of this room
and a small fragment
of the Rainbow Bridge.
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That is why I intend to escape
through the Bifrost
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to somewhere as far as possible
from this realm!
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Wait! You can operate
the Bifrost?
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Why didn't you mention
that little tidbit before?
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Because, Peter Quill,
it does not matter!
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Even though I am All-Father,
even with the Bifrost
at my disposal,
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I still could not possibly
defeat my uncle, the Serpent,
on my own.
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Yeah, but unlike you,
we got friends.
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We could split up
and take the Bifrost
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to bring reinforcements
from all over the galaxy.
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I am Groot?
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No, Gamora didn't
think about that.
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But I did.
[clears throat]
[clicks on]
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To Whom It May Concern:
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The entire galaxy is flarged
unless you help us!
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Eh, problem solved.
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Now open the Bifrost.
We ain't got all day.
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And why should I
trust you to return?
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Ooh! Ooh!
I got that one!
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'Cause you don't
have a choice.
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Fear not, Prince of Lies.
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The fate of Asgard
and the entire galaxy
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is in our capable hands.
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[groans]
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We are well and truly flarged.
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Now, where is that milk?
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[thunderclap]
Aah!
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[grunts]
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Listen up,
Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
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Which admittedly
ain't saying much.
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We got a galactic emergency
on our hands.
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No time to explain.
So let's move it on...
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Eh...
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Eh, where's
the big green guy?
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Oh, uh, that would be me.
Sometimes.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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So, go green already.
I ain't got all day.
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Well, it's not that easy,
really.
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Uh, something
has to make me angry first.
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Huh. Challenge accepted!
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Huh.
[grunting]
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I'd really like to help,
but if you wanna get me mad,
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you're gonna have to
make some effort.
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Oh, I'll show ya effort!
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[grunts]
Ha!
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Right. I-I can't get mad at you
if I can't see you.
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Ha!
[giggles]
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Besides, I have to
keep a spare pair.
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They tend to break
when the other guy shows up.
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[sighs]
So when's that
gonna happen?
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As soon as
you make me mad.
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[frustrated grunt]
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Wet... but not angry.
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
Stop it.
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Tickles.
Uh, and still not angry.
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[grunts]
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[screaming]
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Definitely amused,
uh, but not angry.
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[grunts]
Ha-ha! What about tha--
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Aah!
[yells]
Hot! Hot!
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[yelling]
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[coughing]
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Look, I can't get angry
if I can't take you seriously.
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Seriously?
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Take this seriously!
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[maniacal laughter]
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[maniacal laughter continues]
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[yelling]
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[panting]
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Oh, yes! Yes!
Here it comes.
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[soft growling]
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[laughing]
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Seriously?!
How can you not be angry?
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I just destroyed your lab!
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[laughing continues]
Th-- This--
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This isn't my lab!
[laughing]
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[Iron Man]
No, it's my lab!
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[Rocket]
Iron Man?!
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Okay, before you get
your tin shorts all twisted,
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this was all
for a good cause!
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Your buddy Thor's in trouble,
not to mention the whole galaxy!
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So I needed to get
the puny guy mad
so he'd go Hulk.
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Right, puny guy?
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Tony, is that my milk?
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I don't know. Maybe.
Hold on.
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This is my building,
so technically,
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it's my milk.
[guzzling]
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You-- You stole my milk
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and drank from the carton?!
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[growling]
[Tony continues guzzling]
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[belches]
[roars]
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[roars]
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How many times--
No.
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...have I told you
[grunting]
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not to take my milk?!
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[grunting]
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[both grunt]
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[roars]
[yelling]
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Open the Bifrost!
Bifrost!
[roaring]
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Hey, do you think,
uh, Banner'll mind
that we took his milk?
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This is your fault,
Yondu!
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Don't you go blaming me,
Nebula.
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I was just following your orders
to obtain this here cannon.
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I didn't tell you to steal it
from other Ravagers!
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Y'all want this back,
do you?
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Well, here's a taste!
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I am Groot.
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[both]
Huh?
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[Rocket clears throat]
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To Whom It May Concern:
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The entire galaxy is flarged unless you help us!
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Uh-huh.
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[grunts]
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One more for good measure.
Huh?
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Aaahhh!
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Hey, whatcha doin'
down there?
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I am Groot!
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I ain't got time for none of
Quill's "ooga chaka."
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[laughs, gasps]
I am Groot!
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Hey!
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¶¶ [whistling]
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot.
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Where's my cannon at, shrub?
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¶¶ [whistling]
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I am Groot.
[gasps]
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¶¶ [whistling]
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I am Groot!
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[straining]
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I am Groooot!
¶¶ [whistling]
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¶¶ [same tune
as Yondu's whistling]
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No fair! I'm the one
who controls my arrow!
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[yells]
¶¶ [continues]
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[whistles]
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¶¶ [whistling]
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I am Groot!
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Quit fooling around, Yondu,
or I'm leaving without you!
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¶¶ [Yondu continues whistling]
[grunting]
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[arrow lands]
Ow!
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Seriously?!
[screeching]
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Yondu! You will not like
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what I do with this arrow
when I find you!
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[Rocket, distorted] Entire galaxy is flarged...
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[stops]
I am Groot.
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[button clicks]
[gasps]
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I am Groot, I am Groot,
I am Groot, I am Groot!
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I am Groot?
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[wind howling softly]
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Where is
the plasma cannon?
Don't ask!
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Why is my arrow
sticking out of your--
Don't ask!
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¶¶ [whistles]
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[both grunt]
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I am Groot!
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What do you want
from us?
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[clears throat]
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot.
[sighs]
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[yawns]
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I am Groot!
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Fine.
Whatever you want.
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I am Groot!
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00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,002
So, what did
we just agree to?
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Let me in!
Sammy, let me in!
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Just 'cause Mom
told me to watch you
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doesn't mean you can
come in my room, Kaelynn!
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No girls allowed!
Whoa!
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Gamora?
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00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,362
Sam, there's
a galactic emergency.
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00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,731
I need your help right now.
No time to explain.
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[Kaelynn]
Sam, who's in there?
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Is it a girl?
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No one! Go away!
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[quietly]
Listen, I can't go with you.
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00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,242
My mom grounded me
and hid my Nova helmet
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after she found out
I got thrown in Nova prison.
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I would've thought
nearly being executed
was punishment enough.
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00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,218
Beats having to watch
my baby sister.
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[grunts]
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I'm not a baby, Sam.
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Are you the real babysitter?
Out! Now!
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00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:38,896
Besides...
[singsongy]
I know where your helmet is.
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[Gamora grunts]
Tell me where it is, child!
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[yells]
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Now!
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00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,107
Uh, it's okay, Gamora.
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Kaelynn's just lying
so she can come in my room.
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Which you can't.
Now go.
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Good luck
finding your helmet.
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We don't need luck.
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00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,221
I just have to scan
for its frequency.
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[pinging]
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It's close.
Really close.
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Wheeeee! Whee! Wheeee!
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[together]
Oh, no.
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
[yells]
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[singsongy]
You can't catch me!
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[grunts, sighs]
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00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,815
Get... down... here... now!
Wheeee!
[yells]
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00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,852
Here! Take one of these!
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
[thud]
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I meant use it
to chase her!
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My way was faster.
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Aahh!
[laughing]
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Again! Again!
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[grunts]
[straining]
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Aww.
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00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,748
[grunts]
Listen, Kaelynn,
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00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,451
I need that helmet
to help Gamora save the galaxy.
[Kaelynn continues straining]
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00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,254
You always save the galaxy.
[straining]
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00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,256
I never get
to save the galaxy!
254
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,760
You never let me do anything!
[straining intensifies]
255
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,028
[panting]
256
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:21,733
I'll let you do anything
you want, Kaelynn.
257
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,036
[gasps]
Really?
258
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,071
Really?
259
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,875
Wheee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
260
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,477
This is better
than saving the galaxy!
261
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,347
Next time Sam tries
to kick you out of his room,
[squealing]
262
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,382
he'll have to go through me.
263
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:42,353
First rule of sisterhood:
unite against a common enemy.
[Kaelynn laughing]
264
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,656
Open the Bifrost!
265
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,962
I can't just leave
Kaelynn home alone.
266
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,230
[car horn honks]
267
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,568
I don't think
that'll be a problem.
268
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,570
You can be in my room,
269
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,073
[grunting]
but don't touch my stuff
while I'm gone.
270
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,549
[groaning]
271
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,688
Hm!
272
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,194
¶¶ [humming]
273
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,963
[thunderclap]
Huh?
274
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,699
[yells, groans]
275
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,702
Listen up, people!
The legendary Star-Lord is here
276
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,071
to bring back
the best and bravest
277
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,874
for a mission of galactic...
278
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,010
Oh, don't let me stop you.
Finish your speech.
279
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,013
What, seriously?
Howard the Duck?
280
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,615
[groans]
It's another fake assignment!
281
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,919
Oh, what, I'm not good enough
for your little mission?
282
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,554
And I still don't know
what a duck is.
283
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,089
This is Conjunction.
284
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,292
The place is literally crawling
with arena fighters.
285
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,928
There must be someone better
than a talking duck here!
286
00:14:56,963 --> 00:15:00,031
Well, you're a talking human.
I'm not impressed.
287
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,899
No, see, you don't get it.
288
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,102
I'm looking for a champion
to save the galaxy.
289
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,939
Did someone
say "champion"?
290
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:12,443
'Cause I'm Tryco Slatterus,
the Champion of the Universe!
291
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,613
Right. And what are
your qualifications, exactly?
292
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,316
I-- I'm the Champion...
of the Universe.
293
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,117
It's literally
right in the title.
294
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:23,254
Okay. Well, I guess anything
beats a duck in a suit.
295
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,056
Welcome aboard, Champ!
296
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,325
[grunts, yells]
[yells]
297
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,593
[groans]
[thud]
298
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:33,597
Hey! I thought you were gonna
help me save the galaxy!
299
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,168
I will.
Once you beat me in combat!
300
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,937
[grunts]
No, I think--
[yells]
301
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,273
No, I think
you're unclear...
[yells]
302
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,076
on the concept!
[yells, grunts]
303
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,011
[bones crack]
[crying out]
304
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,981
[yells]
305
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,016
[yells, grunts]
[clangs]
306
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,985
[grunts, groans]
307
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,820
[whimpers, yells]
308
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,489
[yells]
[whimpers]
309
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,157
[grunts]
310
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:03,027
[yelling]
311
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,799
The idea is we fight
on the same side!
312
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,702
We will, if you're worthy.
313
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:15,272
[grunts]
Okay, somebody
needs to chill out.
314
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,708
[grunting, panting]
315
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,344
Howard--
Howard, little help!
316
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,414
Oh, so now
you want my help.
317
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,984
Fine. I'll do it myself.
318
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,285
[beeps]
319
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,188
[grunts]
Huh?
[click]
320
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,125
[both grunt]
321
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,660
[groans]
322
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,999
Hey, it's no fair
bringing your twin brother.
323
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,002
Oh, that's better.
324
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,172
No, wait! That's worse!
[grunts]
325
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,410
Ha! Still think
I'm useless?
326
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,845
Kinda.
327
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,715
Oh, I could set him free
if you wanna go another round.
328
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,184
[sighs]
Fine. You got the gig.
329
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,020
Open the Bifrost!
330
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,594
[sighs]
All right.
331
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,031
We'll, uh,
call this one a draw.
332
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,438
Oy, what a mess!
333
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,506
Cosmo knows one thing for sure.
334
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,477
No one will be teleportingin and out of Knowherefor long time.
335
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,747
Whoa!
336
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,619
[yells]
Cosmo, I need your help to--
337
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:39,924
To free Asgard from Serpent and save galaxy, da.
Cosmo read Drax mind.
338
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,696
Cosmo come like good dog, butCosmo need lucky squeaky toy.
[squeaks]
339
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,532
Cosmo take on very firstcosmonaut mission.
340
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,134
Never leaves Knowherewithout it.
341
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,436
That was
surprisingly easy.
342
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,572
Perhaps even a waste of my--
[yells]
343
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,906
[yells in Russian]
344
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,541
Heel! Bad Knowhere!
345
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,877
Knowhere has been bit temperamental
346
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,246
since Guardians destroy Continuum Cortex.
347
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,415
Is okay.
348
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,954
Now, as Cosmo was saying--
349
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,089
Oh, nyet.
350
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,925
Not again!
[squeaks]
351
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:19,430
[grunts]
Can you not discipline
this giant severed head?!
352
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,200
Cosmo try to read Knowhere mind.
353
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,006
Curious. Knowhere is--
354
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,275
how you say-- whimpering?
355
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,078
My daughter, Camaria,
would behave the same
356
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,281
when I was about to leave
for an extended
arena combat tour.
357
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,283
It is called
"separation anxiety."
358
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,653
And how would Drax handle?
I had several methods.
359
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,189
The first,
and most effective,
was to lie.
360
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,991
Fear not, Knowhere!
361
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,293
Drax and Cosmo
will return momentarily.
362
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,362
We most certainly
will not be confronting
363
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,198
an all-powerful Asgardian
in fierce battle
364
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,300
to determine the fate
of the entire galaxy.
365
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,218
But I was so convincing.
366
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,288
Another method
I used on Camaria
367
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,290
was to distract her
with an activity.
368
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:23,527
[singsongy] Knowhere, Cosmo has important job for you!
369
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,297
Please to stack Darkhawk prison pods in neat pile.
370
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,332
[speaks Russian]
371
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,976
Well done, mongrel.
372
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,446
Now, while
Knowhere's distracted,
we will take our leave.
373
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,249
[grunts]
374
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,354
Is not working!
375
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,824
Knowhere is havingtantrum temper!
376
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,762
I would often let Camaria
cry it out in such instances.
[rumbling]
377
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,265
[grunts]
378
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,334
Comrade Squeakers!
379
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,370
Drop it! Drop it!
[grunts]
380
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,606
[squeaks]
381
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,840
[grunts]
382
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,276
Cosmo not like "cry it out"!
383
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,411
[squeaks]
I have one final method.
384
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,780
It is called
a "transitional object."
385
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,950
Something to remind Camaria
of me when I was gone.
[squeaks]
386
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:24,188
Camaria's was
a beloved stuffed animal
she named Mr. Rhinopus.
387
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,358
Alas, I do not currently have
Mr. Rhinopus on my person.
388
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,627
Perhaps some other
treasured object will suffice.
389
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,795
[squeaks]
390
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,631
Oh, nyet!
391
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,570
[sighs] Okay.
392
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:43,307
Please to keepComrade Squeakers safeuntil Cosmo come back?
393
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,984
Cosmo always come back.
394
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,654
It's not like galaxy will end.
395
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,900
Oh, flarg.
396
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,137
Is lot like galaxy will end.
397
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,806
I am Groot!
398
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,247
Like the tree says,
399
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,485
welcome to the Guardians
of the krutackin' galaxy.
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