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The country was big
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When it was new
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The best men was big
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And their yarns was too
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And their tallest tales
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Folks believed was true
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So the more they were told
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The more they grew
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Davy, Davy Crockett
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King of the wild frontier
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History remembers the name of his gun
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And some of the deeds
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He really done
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But most of his chores
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For freedom and fun
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Got turned into legends
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And this here is one
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Davy, Davy Crockett
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Helpin' his fame spread wide
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Had a lotta furs
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That he aimed to ship
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And he set his mind
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On a river trip
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When a braggin' boatman
give him some lip
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A-claimin' there was no man
he couldn't whip
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Davy, Davy Crockett
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Tangling with big Mike Fink
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Them Kentucky ants got a bite
like a alligator.
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Sure ain't particular what they chaw on.
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Look at that, would ya?
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This is the longest hunt
we ever been on.
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Biggest bunch of pelts
we ever got, too, Georgie.
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Leastwise, the heaviest.
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Them packhorses is plum wore out,
and so am I.
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How much longer you figure
we gotta walk anyhow?
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I figure we'll reach
the old Ohio pretty soon.
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Yeah, sure am lookin' forward
to that boat ride.
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Nothing to do all day but sit in the sun
and fish all the way down to Natchez.
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That's a mighty good idea
of your'n, Davy.
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At least we'll get a better price
for our furs there.
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You ain't foolin' me none.
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You ain't thinkin' about the price of furs.
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You're thinking about
all that new country
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we're gonna be lookin' at.
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Ow!
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Hey, you, you get away from here.
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Just ain't your night, is it, Georgie?
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I'm gonna turn in afore
something else happens.
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Them fellas sing worse than you.
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Ain't nothing living
gonna keep me awake tonight.
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Hey, Davy.
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- Hey, Davy.
- Now what?
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There's something in bed with me.
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Well, kiss it good night and go to sleep.
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- There's our boat ride.
- Get a move on, Mahalia.
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It ain't much further.
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Listen to the thunder
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Hear the winds roar
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Hurricane's a-comin'
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Board up the door
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Load up the cannon
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Call out the law
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Worstest calamity
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That folks ever saw
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Girls run and hide
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Brave men shiver
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He's Mike Fink
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King of the river
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What's goin' on here anyway?
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I don't know,
but something sure got their fur riled up.
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Landin's over there.
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A real depopulator
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Oh, what a deep divin' catfish
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Well, boys, hope they don't run out
of Monongahela red eye this time!
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Born too mean to die
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Oh... Oh!
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That ought to keep her from drifting.
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Say, Mister, which one of them fellas
is captain of this boat?
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What did you say?
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He wants to know who the captain is.
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How long you bushwhackers
been holed up in the backwoods?
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Everybody knows who the captain
of the Gullywhumper is.
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It's me, Mike Fink, king of the river.
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Well, captain,
meet up with Davy Crockett,
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king of the wild frontier.
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Davy Crockett, huh?
Well, it sure is a small world.
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You're about a foot shorter
than you ought to be.
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Don't worry, he's still a-growin'.
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I like them yarns
they keep spreading about him.
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Mighty hard to live up to sometime.
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Well, I don't have no trouble
livin' up to mine.
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I am the original ring-tail roarer
from the thunder and lightning country.
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I'm a real snorter and a head-buster.
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I can out-run, out-jump,
out-sing, out-swim,
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out-match, out-shoot,
out-eat, outright...
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Out-talk?
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Yeah, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight.
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Anybody in the whole Mississippi
and Ohio rivers put together.
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Mighty interesting,
but all we wanna know
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is how far down the river you're going.
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Why, all the way to New Orleans,
of course.
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Told you I'm Mike Fink, king of the river.
This is my own private river.
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Well, have you got room
for a couple of private passengers?
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- Where you bound?
- Natchez.
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We got some furs
we aim to sell down there.
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Well, you get a better price
for your furs in New Orleans.
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Tell you what I'll do,
seeing as how it's you.
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I'll make you a special rate.
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Well, that's mighty nice of you.
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Yes, you and your furs
all the way to Natchez,
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or New Orleans,
for only a thousand dollars hard money.
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Why, that's plain uncivilized piracy.
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Ain't no question about it.
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Now, make up your minds
and let me know afore morning.
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You're keeping me from my drinkin'.
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A thousand dollars?
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Who does that big windbag think he is?
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Seems like he told us.
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Well, he might be the king of the river,
but he ain't got the only boat.
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- Howdy, there.
- Howdy.
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- This your boat?
- Yep.
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- Bertha Mae out of Marietta.
- Sounds like a racehorse.
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Pretty hard to beat if she's handled right.
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Which way you going?
Upriver or down?
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Ain't going no place right now.
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Barrel's marked for New Orleans.
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That's right.
But my crew up and deserted me.
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- What'd they do that for?
- Heared about the Injuns.
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Didn't know there was
any Injun trouble around here.
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Oh, it ain't here.
Downriver somewhere.
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Other side of Shawnee town.
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Them red devils
are attacking everything.
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Flatboats loaded with settlers.
Even on the keelboats.
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Got so bad, nobody'd sign on.
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Don't seem to be scaring off
Mike Fink none.
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Him and them
Pittsburgh pole-pushers of his,
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they ain't human enough to be scared.
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Looks like we picked
the wrong time for a boat ride.
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Hey.
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Are you really Davy Crockett?
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Why, sure.
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I'm Captain Cobb.
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This is my friend, Georgie Russell.
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- Glad to know ya.
- Howdy.
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You fellas got quite a reputation
when it comes to Injun fightin'.
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Now if folks knew
you were going downriver with me,
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we could get ourselves a crew.
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What do you think, Georgie?
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Beats paying a thousand dollars,
that we ain't got.
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How many men would it take?
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Six, if they're as strong as you be.
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Well, if they don't know anymore
about boating
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than Georgie and me,
it'll be some crew.
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Better split up.
We're gonna cover the town.
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Don't you be a-feared
of tootin' your own horn, Davy.
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Well, mind what you go promisin'.
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Don't want anybody
to think this's gonna be a frolic.
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That one's about the right size.
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See you back at the landing.
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Ah!
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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Now, anybody else don't care
for my cee-gar?
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Kind of handy with them fists of your'n,
ain't you?
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I'm better at kicking and bitin'.
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You're just the kind of fella I been
looking for. Have a drink on me?
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You're just the kind of fella
I've been looking for, too.
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Well, here's mud in your eye.
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Wanna know something?
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Sleepy little old river town like this
ain't no place for a man of your talents.
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- Mister, that's a fact.
- Have another?
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- Ha.
- What's your name?
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Jocko.
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- Mine's Georgie.
- Well, I'm pleased to meet you.
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Ah, it's kind of tasty, ain't it?
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That'd grow pink whiskers...
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That'd grow pink whiskers
on a hound dog.
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Hey, Jocko, how do you like to see
a little something of the world?
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What you driving at, Georgie?
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I'm gonna let you in on something.
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Me and Davy Crockett
is getting up a little party
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to take a boat ride down the river.
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- Take a what?
- Boat ride, on the Bertha Mae.
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Clean down to New Orleans.
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What's so funny?
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That's the gall-bustingest joke
I ever heard.
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Hey, Mike!
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This clodhopper
is trying to sign old Jocko
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on the Bertha Mae.
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You tired of livin'?
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Nobody tries to steal
one of Mike Fink's crew.
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Well, how did I know this little hyena...
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This little squirt...
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One of your hyenas?
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I accept your apology.
Couple of Mike Fink specials.
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I thought you and Davy Crockett
was a couple of smart fellas.
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Turnin' me down for a bumblin' old coot
like Cap Cobb.
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You heard about them Injuns downriver?
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Yeah, but Injuns
don't scare Davy none.
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Our only trouble is,
we can't get a crew.
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Well, you ain't gonna find
no keelboat men around here.
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If any of these cornhuskers
are crazy enough to join up with you,
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you'll end up in a sandbar for sure.
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Yeah, it's risky, all right,
but we get a free ride.
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Well, it's your funeral.
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As we say down in New Orleans,
bon voyage!
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Hey, down the hatch!
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Well, I already had a little more
than I'm used to.
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Oh, come on now, square off.
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You're gonna be a river man,
you gotta learn how to drink like one.
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That's funny.
No sign of my friend Russell anywhere.
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You go look for him, Davy.
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We'll find the rest of the fellas you need.
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Yeah, it may take a little persuading,
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but we'll have a full crew
on the landin' afore morning.
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Mighty obligin' of you fellas
to join up with me.
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Well, anything for you, Davy.
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Well, let's get some men.
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Yee-haw!
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Yee-hoo! Ha ha!
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Whoo hoo hoo!
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Yee-hoo!
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Hey! Hiya, Davy!
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What in thunder got into him?
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Only a couple of Mike Fink specials.
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Well, Georgie ain't a drinkin' man.
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That's what he claimed, but look at him!
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Hey, Davy! Yee-hoo!
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Yee-hoo! Ah hoo hoo!
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Georgie Russel,
quit making a fool out of yourself
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and get off...
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Oh, leave him alone, Crockett,
he's enjoying hisself!
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Ain't had so much fun
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since I slid down old Smokey
on a barrel stave!
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Don't worry, Davy,
we'll beat 'em easy!
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Beat 'em?
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What's he talking about? Beat who?
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Me. Looks like you got a race
on your hands.
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- Race? What kind of race?
- Well, keelboats, of course!
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The Gullywhumper
against the Bertha Mae.
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- To New Orleans.
- We can't race you.
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Well, that's what I told him,
but he wouldn't believe me.
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Bet your furs against two barrels
of my Monongahela whiskey.
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He knows better than that.
It took us all winter to get them furs.
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My crew's gonna look mighty fancy
in coonskin caps.
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00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,653
Yee-hoo! Ah-ha!
247
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,855
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
248
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,038
George, get down from there!
249
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,809
Hey!
250
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,137
Hey, hey, have a little heart.
251
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,685
That's awful wet!
252
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,810
If you're gonna be a river man,
you gotta get used to water.
253
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,185
I'm awful sorry, Davy.
254
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,697
Bein' sorry ain't gonna get us
to New Orleans ahead of Mike Fink.
255
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,739
Well, couldn't tell him I was only foolin'?
256
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,623
You think he's the kind
to let you off that easy?
257
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,698
No, I don't reckon he is.
I'll never do it again, Davy.
258
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,366
Well, you better not.
259
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,785
Now we really gotta
find ourselves a crew.
260
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,212
Well, not in your condition.
261
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,712
You get on back to the boat
and have Cap Cobb put you to bed
262
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,634
while I gather up the gear.
263
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,135
Thank you, Davy.
You're mighty understandin'.
264
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,727
Citizens of Maysville,
265
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:44,358
you are about to witness the start
of an historical event,
266
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:48,531
which may well be remembered
as the classic contest of all time,
267
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,534
a keelboat race
268
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:54,084
between the intrepid
Davy Crockett of Tennessee...
269
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,633
And the undefeated Mike Fink,
king of the river!
270
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,893
Are the captains ready?
271
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:11,968
I'm ready.
272
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,719
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
273
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,478
Hey, Crockett, might as well
give me them furs right now.
274
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,398
You ain't won 'em yet.
275
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:24,687
Well, if I don't, I'll eat my hat,
red feather and all!
276
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,243
One of these days, that big blowhard's
gonna get what's comin' to him.
277
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,571
Take your starting positions.
278
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,989
Stand by!
279
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,785
Stand by!
280
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,580
No, no, no!
281
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,917
Jumpin' catfish! Do like I told ya.
282
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,634
Go forward so we can walk back.
283
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:56,063
Now remember,
no one starts until the cannon fires.
284
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,734
Get ready.
285
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,555
Get ready, boys.
286
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,516
Listen to the thunder
287
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,977
Hear the winds roar
288
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,439
Hurricane's a-comin'
289
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,907
Board up the door
290
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,409
Load up the cannon
291
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,832
Call out the law
292
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,661
Worstest calamity
293
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,786
That folks ever saw
294
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,132
Girls run and hide
295
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,630
Brave men shiver
296
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,840
I'm Mike Fink
297
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,593
King of the river!
298
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,835
Oh, he's a ring-tail roarer
299
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,348
And a tough old alligator
300
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,520
Oh, he's a bull-nosed bully
301
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,059
And a real depopulator
302
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,143
Oh, what a fightin' devil
303
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,897
He'll spit right in your eye
304
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,271
He's gonna live forever
305
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,200
Born too mean to
306
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,448
Die
307
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,541
It ain't no use, Davy.
We ain't gonna catch 'em.
308
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,174
We just ain't got
the hang of it.
309
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,001
What we need's a song
like they've got.
310
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,706
Well, let's sing one, then.
311
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,838
He don't take nothin'
from no man at all, ho!
312
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,465
The bigger they brag
313
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,557
The harder they fall, ho!
314
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,677
The tougher they are,
the louder they squall
315
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,309
When they get wet through
in a free-for-all, ho!
316
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,733
Davy, Davy Crockett
317
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,733
King of the wild frontier
318
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,066
Ain't no trick at all
319
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,413
To pole a keelboat
320
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,907
We can beat Mike Fink
with anything that floats
321
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,250
We got the hang
while we feel our oats
322
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,078
Look at them clodhoppers,
would ya?
323
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,540
Davy, Davy Crockett
324
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,916
Was I snorin' again?
325
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,424
On your feet! They're catchin' up!
326
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,260
Don't strain yourselves, boys.
327
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,881
They ain't gonna catch us.
328
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:54,114
Wait till they find their selves
going down dead man's shoot!
329
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,449
Stand by!
330
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,029
All righty, let's pole!
331
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,871
1, 2, 3, 4!
332
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,701
1, 2, 3, 4.
333
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,634
Much obliged for relievin' me, Davy.
334
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,789
How we doin'?
335
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,049
We're gainin' on them.
They're just around that bend.
336
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,421
Yeah, so's the falls of the Ohio.
337
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,677
- Falls?
- That's what they call 'em.
338
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,511
Actually, it's a stretch of bad rapids.
339
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:27,177
Used to be real dangerous
till they put in the channel marker.
340
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:36,816
That's funny...
341
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,574
River must've cut a new channel
since my last trip.
342
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,458
Gentlemen, let's have
a moment of silence
343
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,210
for them poor unfortunates
what took the wrong channel.
344
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,008
Hey, you stumble-footed idiots!
345
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,517
What are you trying to do,
send us to the bottom?
346
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,137
Pass them poles!
347
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,189
Hey, cap. It's getting rough.
348
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,809
You sure we're in the right channel?
349
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,855
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!
350
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,360
We're in dead man's shoot!
351
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,152
Somebody must've moved the marker!
352
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,294
Hey, can't afford to lose you now, cap.
353
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,870
Better get below.
354
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,590
Hey, Davy, look out!
355
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,255
There's a rock dead ahead.
356
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,931
Pole, you lop headed baboons!
They're beatin' us!
357
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,806
Let's pole!
358
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,269
Hey, Davy, we're still leadin'.
We might just win this race.
359
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,727
Georgie, don't go skinnin' the bear
till we shoot him.
360
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,606
Hey, cap, what's them lights up ahead?
361
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,902
Shawnee town. And we better put in.
362
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,446
Put in, and let them hyenas
get ahead of us again?
363
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,662
Can't be helped.
364
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,792
Everything below is soakin' wet,
even our powder.
365
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,660
And them Injuns is apt
to jump us anytime now.
366
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,633
Hey, Mike, listen.
It sounds like they're puttin' ashore.
367
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,170
- Uh-huh. So are we.
- What? You crazy?
368
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,964
Why, now's our chance
to get way ahead!
369
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:05,876
What's the sense of bustin' our backs
when there's an easier way?
370
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,637
Here, take over.
371
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,191
Pretty late.
Sure hope Davy'll find somethin' open.
372
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,395
If they don't take long,
373
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,275
maybe we can get started again
afore that Mike Fink shows up.
374
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,030
Ain't no sign of him yet.
375
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,155
Hope they don't sneak by us in the dark.
376
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,301
- What's that?
- Just an old bullfrog.
377
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,553
If that ain't just like a city fella!
378
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,559
Don't even know a bullfrog
when he hears one.
379
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,274
Little old rascal's getting
pretty close, ain't he?
380
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,900
Oh, the whole riverbank's full of 'em.
381
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,922
- What'd you do, Fink?
- Me?
382
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,921
- Yeah, what'd you do? What'd you do?
- Nothin'.
383
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,213
Seems like a couple bolts
rusted off their rudder
384
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,255
when they wasn't looking.
385
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,720
Don't figure it can hang together
too much longer.
386
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,739
Hello, there! Come on ashore!
387
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,450
Yoo-hoo, boys.
388
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:54,702
Come on over, boys.
Have a good time!
389
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,414
We got liquor
and some fine entertainment.
390
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,078
We're lonesome
for some dancin', men!
391
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,076
You won't be sorry!
392
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,051
Well, what do you know?
393
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,087
They made that old cave into a tavern.
394
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,303
Fetch your poles and hold her, boys.
395
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,593
Yoo-hoo, boys!
396
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,085
Don't overdo it. They're stoppin'.
397
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:15,764
You Injuns get ready.
398
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,438
Ain't you gettin' mighty ambitious,
Mason...
399
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,729
Takin' on Mike Fink and his crew?
400
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,233
We'll take them as easy
as we did the others.
401
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:35,197
Sure wish we had
some of that cologn-y water.
402
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,083
Yeah.
403
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,288
Ah! Mike, look!
404
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,456
I'm afraid them sir-eens
is gonna be disappointed.
405
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,554
Oh, ain't that rudder busted yet?
406
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,919
That Crockett's got a real gift
for spoilin' my fun.
407
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,255
Yeah!
408
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,130
See you gals on the way back!
409
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,506
- Yoo-hoo!
- Yoo-hoo!
410
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,974
Now to them poles!
411
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,560
Ah, it didn't work, they're going on.
412
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,192
They won't get far. Take the horses.
413
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,867
Stay in the saddle.
Wanna leave footprints all over?
414
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:35,377
Injuns! Get braced for some fun, boys!
415
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,765
This is what we've been waitin' for.
416
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,350
Carnation, Davy. Can't we let Mike Fink
try braggin' his way out of this one?
417
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,688
Yee!
418
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,829
Keep poling to 'em, boys!
419
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,595
Where the devil did that
other boat come from?
420
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,225
Don't know, but let's get!
421
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,030
- Anybody get hurt, Mike?
- How could we?
422
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,077
You chased 'em off
before we got started.
423
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,581
Help, help! Hey, help!
424
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,930
Now what made that bust loose?
425
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,563
You fellas are sure having tough luck,
ain't you?
426
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,430
Sorry we can't help you none.
427
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,807
Shove off, boys. We got a race to win.
428
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,440
That puffed-up polecat
had something to do with this.
429
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,066
Wait'll we catch up with him again.
430
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,302
They didn't leave nobody
on the Gullywhumper, Davy.
431
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,551
Now's our chance to get even.
432
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,969
Sure would be easy
to swap rudders, all right.
433
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,930
No, we gotta win this race
fair and square.
434
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,723
There's a good ship fitter here.
435
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,808
I'll wake him up
and get him right to work.
436
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:49,983
How long you figure it'll take?
437
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,441
Oh, won't take no time at all
to hang a rudder.
438
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,400
That is, if he's got one already made up.
439
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:55,732
I sure hope he's got one,
440
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,357
because Mike ain't gonna wait around
once he knows we're here.
441
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,332
Mike seems to be enjoying himself.
442
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,708
Maybe you and me can keep him
entertained a while longer.
443
00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:11,669
Give us a signal
when you're ready to shove off.
444
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,330
I'll do that.
445
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:19,969
Why, you milk-livered city folk
done been took in by them tall tales
446
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,838
about this here Davy Crockett.
447
00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:24,336
King of the wild frontier, my eye!
448
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,429
There ain't room in this country
but for one king,
449
00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,854
- and that's me!
- Yes, sir, Mr. Fink.
450
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,022
Why, that squash-headed beanpole
of a bear hunter
451
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,690
ain't no match for my shadow.
452
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,851
I can beat him at anything you name.
453
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,058
Take shooting, for instance.
454
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:38,358
Them paper targets he uses,
ain't no test of a man's nerve.
455
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:44,870
Now, hold still.
456
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,529
Hold still.
457
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,708
But with a target like that...
458
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:59,630
If a man ain't awful careful,
he could make a mighty serious mistake.
459
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,881
Wait a minute, Mr. Fink.
460
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:04,756
You ain't aimin' to shoot this
off my head?
461
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,554
That's good whiskey you're spillin'.
462
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,890
There ain't nothin' to it,
if you'll hold still like this...
463
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,071
Like that, Mike?
464
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:39,457
Lucky thing for you fellas
that Mike Fink's got a sense of humor.
465
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,746
Come on, belly up!
466
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,467
Seems like the proprietor's gone
on a sudden journey
467
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,763
and left me in charge.
468
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,176
Drinks is on the house!
469
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,266
Come on, join us!
470
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,271
We'd admire to,
but me and Georgie
471
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:57,771
don't hold with drinking
when we got a race to win.
472
00:30:58,314 --> 00:31:00,614
Why, I thought you fellas
would be ready to give up by now.
473
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,610
You don't know Davy.
He ain't never quit nothin' in all his life.
474
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,283
These hillbillies are sure hounds
for punishment, ain't they?
475
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:11,080
Why, we'll be halfway to Natchez
before you get that rudder fixed.
476
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,289
Come on, boys, drink up,
and let's shove off!
477
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,792
Hey, Mike. I'm surprised at you.
478
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,920
Why?
479
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,126
Lettin' that shot of Davy's stand
without no challenge.
480
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,634
Ha ha, you call that a shot?
481
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,428
Why, any kid back in Pittsburgh
could do the same
482
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,349
if his pa'd let him waste a whiskey.
483
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,010
With the same target
you was gonna use?
484
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:35,228
Yeah. Only I was gonna do it backwards.
485
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,850
- Backwards?
- In the mirror.
486
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,896
- Here, I'll show you.
- Oh, no, you don't.
487
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:44,230
You scared, too, Crockett?
488
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:47,319
Lot of difference between
being scared and downright foolish.
489
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:49,243
All right,
I'll show you a real trick then.
490
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,874
- I'll shoot it off my own hat.
- This we gotta see.
491
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,915
Back out of the way, everybody!
492
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,191
That's tolerable good shootin'
for a river man.
493
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,316
Tolerable?
494
00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:28,152
I suppose you can do better?
495
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,781
I might just try.
Charge up old Betsy for me.
496
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:09,240
I ain't so sure about this.
Better duck your heads.
497
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,050
I just don't believe it.
498
00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:57,196
It is not humanly possible
499
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,535
to leap up and catch
a ball in your mouth.
500
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:09,210
Why, you...
501
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,134
What's going on around here?
502
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:14,376
Who shot again?
503
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,679
Now, fellows, stop fighting!
504
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,222
Now, fellows, stop fighting.
505
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,436
Aah!
506
00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:26,862
I said stop fightin'!
507
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,947
I told you to stop fighting!
You guys stop fighting!
508
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:45,787
Hey! Hey!
509
00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,839
Hey! Come on, get me!
510
00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:50,461
I need some help!
511
00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:54,134
- I wonder what he wants.
- I don't know.
512
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,335
Hey, cap, swing into that island.
513
00:35:13,986 --> 00:35:15,946
Thank the lord you stopped.
514
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,700
You're the first souls I've seen
515
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,912
since my flatboat went to pieces
and marooned me here.
516
00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:22,743
I near starved to death.
517
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,289
We can fix that. Come on aboard.
518
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,923
Thank you kindly, son.
519
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,209
Mind waitin' till I fetch my livestock?
520
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,166
Livestock?
521
00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:46,598
Hey! We ain't got time
to load all them animals!
522
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,346
Here comes the Gullywhumper!
523
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,727
- Cap's right.
- We just can't leave him here.
524
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,567
Even if we did get him aboard,
we ain't got room to pole.
525
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:58,031
Hey, forget about them critters,
grandpa, and get aboard.
526
00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:59,112
We're in a hurry!
527
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,030
I can't leave my stock!
528
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,374
It ain't right that he should.
529
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,160
Come on, boys.
Let's give him a hand.
530
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,719
Now, ain't that obligin'
of them cornhuskers,
531
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,676
waitin' here for us like this?
532
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,558
Hey, Crockett, what you doin',
533
00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:34,607
recruitin' a new crew?
534
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,315
This ain't no laughin' matter.
535
00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,789
Oh!
536
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,511
What are you belly-aching about?
We're doing all the work.
537
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,716
Now I know exactly
how Noah must've felt.
538
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,805
So much obliged
for all the trouble I put you to.
539
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,020
That's my place yonder on the bayou.
540
00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,818
Got time to break bread with us?
541
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,532
Admire to,
but we got some time to make up.
542
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,566
Excuse me, please.
I got to look after my critters.
543
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,830
Well, I sure gotta hand it to you, Davy.
544
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,503
You just don't know when you're up.
545
00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:33,712
Well, not everybody can come in first.
546
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,295
Maybe the good lord
didn't intend for us to win this race.
547
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:41,298
Well, then what are we breaking
our backs for to get to New Orleans?
548
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,432
We gotta deliver some furs to Mike Fink.
549
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:48,346
So long, cap.
Sorry your boat's so big.
550
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,927
What's the matter with the size?
551
00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:52,438
Well, if she was a might smaller,
552
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,860
you could save 40 miles
by takin' this here bayou.
553
00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:59,529
I been down it in my skiff plenty of times.
554
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:03,197
Runs back into the Mississippi
just above New Orleans.
555
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,909
Think we got a chance
at gettin' through?
556
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:09,489
Well, it'd be a tight squeeze,
but if you cut a few trees out of the way
557
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,327
and don't mind scraping
the bottom a little,
558
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,792
you might make it.
559
00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:17,169
Georgie,
maybe we ain't lost this race yet.
560
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,810
We been practicing long enough.
Now let's show 'em something.
561
00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:21,943
Go to them poles,
you scummy river rats!
562
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:31,494
If you don't get me
to that landing afore Crockett,
563
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:33,867
so help me,
I'll turn every mother's son of ya
564
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,164
into catfish bait!
565
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,007
Push, boys!
566
00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:53,773
Push like you never pushed afore!
567
00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,110
We're beatin' 'em, boys! Push!
568
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:08,783
Moose. Give 'em the Pittsburgh punch!
569
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:18,497
Aah!
570
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,748
So you want to play rough?
571
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,966
Ah!
572
00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,803
- Give it to 'em, Jocko.
- Oh!
573
00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,595
Give 'em what for, Davy.
574
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,023
Use that pole, man!
575
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,690
Hit 'em! Hit 'em!
576
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,055
Uh... Uh!
577
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,948
Hey! You thought you was
gonna wear our pelts!
578
00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:41,543
You thought we was
gonna be trailin'!
579
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,100
What's the world gonna say?
580
00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:02,600
Mike Fink, king of the river,
losin' to a pack of landlubbers.
581
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,805
I don't reckon we want
anything but our furs.
582
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,557
That's all we started out to do.
583
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:10,027
You mean, you ain't gonna
lay claim to my red feather?
584
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,950
There's only one king of the river, Mike.
585
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:13,697
Yeah, that there bayou
we just come through
586
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,781
ain't rightly a part of the Mississipp.
587
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,539
Where's my hat?
588
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:25,289
They were darn good friends
from that day on
589
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,836
Davy sold his furs and then was gone
590
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:32,381
Sailin' north with Mike
to the land of the fawn
591
00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:36,296
Where a man could live
by brain and brawn
592
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:39,969
Davy, Davy Crockett
593
00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,977
Off for the woods again
594
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:46,900
From the mouth of the river
up to its head
595
00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:50,321
Boatmen and travelers
was filled with dread
596
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:54,151
'Cause redskin pirates
was raisin' old Ned
597
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,698
And the whole blamed river
was a-runnin' red
598
00:42:58,325 --> 00:43:01,785
Davy, Davy Crockett
599
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:06,669
The man who don't know fear
600
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:09,964
Put your backs into it.
601
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,634
What do you think this is, a free trip?
602
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,592
Why, you ungrateful polecat, we shoved
and dragged this old tub of yours
603
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:15,965
all the way up from New Orleans.
604
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:20,929
I gotta admit, for a couple backwoods
bear hunters, you ain't done bad.
605
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,765
Those are mighty kind words
coming from you, Mike.
606
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,941
You can put us ashore
any place along here.
607
00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,688
I can't see why you
bristle-headed varmints
608
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,356
can't land at a settlement
like civilized passengers.
609
00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:38,195
How do you like that?
He works the tar out of us,
610
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,620
then he calls us "passengers."
611
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,200
It's the quickest way to get home.
612
00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:44,413
- Sounds like a mighty long walk to me.
- Who's walkin'?
613
00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:46,826
We're gonna get some horses
and sit down for a change.
614
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:50,714
Now, where are you gonna find horses
in a lonesome place like this?
615
00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:53,959
Chickasaws. This is their country,
and they're real friendly.
616
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,151
Been a real pleasure knowing you, Mike.
617
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:15,493
I ain't likely to forget you two, neither.
618
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:21,414
Hey, you forgot your sack!
619
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,120
- Oh, that's yours.
- Mine?
620
00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:25,449
Just a little something
to remember us by.
621
00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:26,907
Open it up.
622
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,795
Well, ain't she a pretty little pop gun?
623
00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:37,835
"To Mike Fink, king of the river,
624
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:42,755
"from his admirers,
Davy Crockett and G. Russel."
625
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,427
Oh, now that we're leavin',
626
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,055
we figured you needed
something to protect you
627
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,520
against them redskin pirates upriver.
628
00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,402
Don't reckon I'll need her for that.
629
00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:51,807
But she'll sure come in mighty handy
630
00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:54,607
for letting tavern keepers
know Mike Fink's a-comin'.
631
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,692
There's something else
in that sack for you.
632
00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:59,446
Uhh.
633
00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,243
Aw. You shouldn't have done it.
634
00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:08,155
Georgie and me didn't want nobody
thinkin' you still wasn't king.
635
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,293
Never was no danger of that.
636
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:15,165
You bushwhackers ever get a hankering
to be river men again, look me up.
637
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:19,585
All right, get back to your poling,
you fork-tailed scorpions!
638
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,295
And pull!
639
00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,684
Put your backs into it!
640
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,774
Shove on them poles!
641
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,808
What do you think this is,
a pleasure cruise?
642
00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:34,524
We got a cargo to move!
643
00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:48,996
Hey, here's a trail.
644
00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,657
Probably lead us right
to a Chickasaw camp.
645
00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,850
Off through the wood
we're a-marching along
646
00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:12,475
Makin' up yarns and a-singin' a song
647
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,943
He's ringy as a bear and twice as strong
648
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,573
Thinks he's right
'cause he ain't often wrong
649
00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:21,817
Davy, Davy Crockett
650
00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,742
Back in the woods again
651
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:28,619
What's the matter?
652
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:31,659
If you'd been listening,
you'd know ain't nothin' but you singin'.
653
00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:33,365
Yeah, that's right. Not a sound.
654
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:36,495
Not a bird or a squirrel.
Something must've scared 'em.
655
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:39,089
Must be a Chickasaw huntin' party
somewheres nearby.
656
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:41,421
Well, they ain't huntin' us.
Let's find them.
657
00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:43,717
I reckon they'll find us,
if we stay on this trail.
658
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,679
You quit the caterwaulin'.
No need to scare off their game.
659
00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,537
Davy, where are ya?
660
00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:14,043
Hey, you darn idiot! Cut me down.
661
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,006
So you stepped
in a old deer snare, huh?
662
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:29,178
It's a good thing Mike Fink can't see
the king of the wild frontier now.
663
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,006
Ow! Ooh!
664
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:48,744
What's the matter with you
crazy Chickasaw? We're friends!
665
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,453
You're making a terrible mistake!
666
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,575
Don't you understand,
667
00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,409
it's Davy Crockett
you're trying to hog-tie.
668
00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:56,124
Don't you understand? Davy Crock...
669
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:13,200
Now you know where
they was taking us.
670
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:14,833
Yeah, but what are they
going to do with us?
671
00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:16,788
You've seen red hornet
stirred up before.
672
00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:18,540
Shouldn't be too hard to guess.
673
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,036
Mind your manners, Georgie.
This is the chief.
674
00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,886
I am told you are the hunter
white men call Davy Crockett.
675
00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,258
He sure is, chief.
676
00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:36,596
You are known to us
as friend of the red man.
677
00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:39,063
We both are,
and look how you're treating us.
678
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:42,853
You and your friend will not be harmed,
but you will remain prisoner.
679
00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:44,855
Why are your men in war paint?
680
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,528
We go to avenge the murder
of our brothers.
681
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:50,147
This messenger has come
from the chief of the Kaskaskias.
682
00:49:50,445 --> 00:49:52,945
White men have been killing
his people without reason,
683
00:49:53,031 --> 00:49:54,741
hunting them down like animals.
684
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,240
Kaskaskias?
685
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,865
They're up on the Ohio
around cave-in rock.
686
00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:00,452
Well, no wonder folks
been shootin' at 'em.
687
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,749
They've been attacking every boat
comes down the river.
688
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,001
Do you understand what they say?
689
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:07,094
They are white.
They hear only white man's lies.
690
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:08,920
Now, listen here, you.
This ain't something we heard.
691
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,456
We seen it, didn't we, Davy?
692
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,379
- Sure did.
- When was this?
693
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,258
Not more than three months ago.
694
00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:15,764
Yeah, we helped break up
a raid on a boat
695
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:18,014
- just below the big cave.
- More lies.
696
00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:20,638
Three moons ago
my people were hiding far from the river,
697
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:21,886
driven there by the white men.
698
00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:23,597
Then it must have been
some other tribe.
699
00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,395
There are no other red men
in the land of the Kaskaskias.
700
00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:29,318
- We have always kept the peace.
- I believe you.
701
00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:31,741
Georgie, you know what this means?
702
00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:34,158
Well, it could mean some white skunks
are dressing up like Indians
703
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,819
so these poor devils get the blame.
704
00:50:35,907 --> 00:50:37,827
We're going to find out who they are.
705
00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:40,370
You say you know me.
706
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:44,081
Then you know Davy Crockett's
word is good. Turn us loose,
707
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,794
and we'll chase those varmints
out into the open.
708
00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:48,794
And if they ain't Indians, we'll see to it
everybody finds out about it.
709
00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:50,961
It is too late.
710
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,338
Already more messengers
have gone to the Shawnee...
711
00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:56,135
The Miami, the Kickapoo.
And the Chippewa.
712
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,928
Then call them back.
Send out runners of your own.
713
00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:00,772
Tell the chiefs to keep the peace.
714
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,644
Know this, Davy Crockett.
715
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,936
We have always wanted peace
with the white man.
716
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:07,058
But he does not want peace with us.
717
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,227
He makes treaties and calls us brother.
718
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,026
But he believes any evil he hears of us.
719
00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:14,448
That's right. But it works two ways.
720
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,988
To strike back
at a few no good murdering whites,
721
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,492
you'd turn the whole frontier
into a needless war.
722
00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:22,657
I will send runners.
723
00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:25,004
But we will wait
only until the full of the moon.
724
00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:49,443
Sure hope that old Gullywhumper
didn't pass 'fore we got here.
725
00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:50,653
They ain't had time.
726
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:53,280
We got a long way ahead of them,
thanks to them Indians.
727
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,030
What makes you think
Mike's gonna want to throw in with us?
728
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,033
It's his river we aim to clean up, ain't it?
729
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,235
Yeah.
730
00:51:59,324 --> 00:52:01,534
That old chief didn't give us much time.
731
00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:03,696
Won't take long
for that new moon to fatten up.
732
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,995
Leastwise we ain't gonna waste
no more time here.
733
00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,418
You know, Davy,
you showed rare good sense
734
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,205
in getting old Mike Fink to help you.
735
00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:18,218
Don't make no difference
whether them pirates are red or white.
736
00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:20,681
Me and my skull busters'll make
mincemeat of them.
737
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,050
We gotta find 'em first.
738
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:23,927
Well, ain't certain
they'll show their selves
739
00:52:24,015 --> 00:52:26,725
after that whopping I gave them
comin' downriver.
740
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,060
They're sure to recognize
the old Gullywhumper.
741
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,556
Hey, Mike! Look what's comin'!
742
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,783
Why,
that's the Monongahela belle.
743
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,570
But where's her crew?
744
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,203
Prepare to grab her
as she comes alongside, boys.
745
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:40,529
Aye, aye, captain.
746
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:46,751
All right, hold onto this mud bank,
you scummy river rats.
747
00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:07,564
I knowed old cap Donovan.
748
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,601
Looks like he put up a real good fight
before they wiped him out.
749
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,056
Yeah.
750
00:53:12,105 --> 00:53:14,765
Thought you said
these pirates wasn't Injuns.
751
00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:17,856
Well, they ain't.
No redskin ever made this arrow.
752
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,702
Let me see that.
753
00:53:22,115 --> 00:53:23,775
Yeah, you're right.
754
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,947
Ain't no tribal markings,
ain't feathered right.
755
00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:30,749
I wonder how far downstream
she drifted since the massa-cree.
756
00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,170
Ain't no way of telling.
757
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,642
Nah, they didn't hardly leave nothing.
758
00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:48,971
Well, they left these.
Try it on for size.
759
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:51,939
Uh-uh! I wouldn't be caught dead
in a monkey suit like that.
760
00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:54,308
Well, it ain't gonna be hard
to disguise the Gullywhumper,
761
00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,266
but something's
gotta be done about you.
762
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,896
Now, put it on.
763
00:53:58,693 --> 00:54:00,113
Put it on.
764
00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:17,672
Good name for her, Garth.
765
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:29,596
Hey, Moose.
766
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,099
Hide this below where
we can get it in a hurry.
767
00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:45,069
- What's so heavy in that sack?
- Rocks.
768
00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:48,156
Rocks? You featherheaded idiot!
769
00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:51,075
I'll find out what's going on here.
770
00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,132
What in thunderation you up to?
771
00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:57,499
You're a banker, ain't you?
772
00:54:57,585 --> 00:54:59,875
Yes, sir. King of the bankers, that's me.
773
00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:03,171
On my way up to Shawnee town
to open a new establishment.
774
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,466
But what's these here rocks
got to do with that?
775
00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,142
Can't run a bank without money, can ya?
776
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:09,224
No. Don't reckon.
777
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:12,056
That's your capital.
Genuine Spanish gold.
778
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,226
Say...
779
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:16,732
We're rich, ain't we?
780
00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:18,863
That's what we're hopin'
them pirates will think.
781
00:55:18,898 --> 00:55:22,898
I figure if we stop in a couple of towns,
those folks'll hear about our rich cargo.
782
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,236
Word'll get upriver faster than we can.
783
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:34,161
Oh, the river is long
and the moon is high
784
00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:37,117
And I want a gal before I die
785
00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:40,042
Pretty little gal with a turned-up nose
786
00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,956
And dancin' music in her twinkling toes
787
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,917
Oh, her cheeks is pink
788
00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,591
And her smile is shy
789
00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:51,930
And her hair's the color of midnight
790
00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:53,765
Midnight sky
791
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:55,601
Set 'em up again.
792
00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:57,443
Color of midnight, midnight
793
00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,479
Midnight sky
794
00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:15,163
That banjo player's got real talent.
795
00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:17,616
Oh, yes.
He hits this town every once in a while.
796
00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,207
Plays to drum up business for himself.
797
00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:20,747
Who is he?
798
00:56:20,835 --> 00:56:23,665
A peddler from back East.
He calls himself Colonel Plug.
799
00:56:23,755 --> 00:56:25,875
I sure do admire classical music.
800
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:30,635
What the devil is in this?
801
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,680
It's just your usual sarsaparilla, sir.
802
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,307
Delicious, ain't it?
803
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:38,480
I don't believe I got your name, stranger.
804
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,480
McGillicuddy... J.J. McGillicuddy,
805
00:56:40,522 --> 00:56:42,522
on my way up to Shawnee town
to open up a new bank.
806
00:56:42,607 --> 00:56:45,227
Ah, Mr. McGillicuddy,
I feel it my duty to inform you
807
00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:47,188
that river travel
is not safe anymore here.
808
00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:49,238
Well, if you're referring
to them Injun pirates,
809
00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:51,122
we ain't carrying nothing they'd want.
810
00:56:51,157 --> 00:56:53,117
No guns, no powder.
811
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,036
Not even no whiskey.
812
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,290
Just a cargo of old Spanish gold.
813
00:56:59,624 --> 00:57:01,174
A cargo of gold?
814
00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:04,134
Well, I'm surprised
that your captain would risk that.
815
00:57:04,170 --> 00:57:06,380
Well, you ain't scared any, are you, cap?
816
00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:07,756
Not about the gold.
817
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,591
We'll believe them Injuns
when we see 'em.
818
00:57:09,717 --> 00:57:11,217
Those butchers are real, all right.
819
00:57:11,302 --> 00:57:13,182
Wrecks of boats drift by all the time.
820
00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:14,681
What happened to their crews?
821
00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:16,144
Dead men don't talk, pretty much,
822
00:57:16,182 --> 00:57:17,932
but plenty of bodies
are fished out of the river
823
00:57:18,017 --> 00:57:19,097
scalped and chopped to pieces.
824
00:57:19,185 --> 00:57:20,935
No use to try to scare us off, mister.
825
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:23,810
We been hearing them Injun stories
all the way up from New Orleans.
826
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:26,187
Listen, you know who Mike Fink is,
don't you?
827
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,784
Who is he?
828
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,360
Mike Fink, the keelboat man.
829
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,068
Calls himself king of the river.
830
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:35,948
Oh, that big blowhard.
What about him?
831
00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:38,454
Yeah. What about him?
832
00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:41,368
I've heard that even he's going
to quit the river.
833
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,166
- You heard what?
- Yes, sir.
834
00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:46,839
Even that brained jackass
is too wise to risk it.
835
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,340
Jackass?
836
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,513
Mind your manners, Mr. McGillicuddy.
837
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,845
I'm okay now, boys.
Just one of my seizures.
838
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:02,232
Excuse me, Mr. McGillicuddy.
I just couldn't help overhearing.
839
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:04,690
But do you really intend
going on upriver?
840
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:07,021
You don't think I'd go this far
if I wasn't, do ya?
841
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:09,992
Well, now, I admire a man of courage.
842
00:58:10,069 --> 00:58:13,909
Just so happens that I'm mighty anxious
to get on up to Shawnee town myself.
843
00:58:13,948 --> 00:58:15,568
We're pretty crowded already.
844
00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:18,038
Oh, shucks, I don't take up much room.
845
00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:20,157
All I got's my sample case and my banjo.
846
00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:22,923
A little music wouldn't hurt none,
would it?
847
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,079
- This ain't no pleasure cruise.
- Listen.
848
00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:26,458
You may be the captain,
849
00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:29,254
but I'm the boss banker
of this outfit, ain't I?
850
00:58:29,547 --> 00:58:31,167
What I say goes.
851
00:58:37,388 --> 00:58:38,808
Did he get aboard this one?
852
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:41,020
Yeah, just went into the cabin.
853
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,980
"B-o-n-a-n-z-a."
854
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,480
- You ever hear of her?
- You know I can't spell.
855
00:58:50,109 --> 00:58:52,239
Well, hello there, fellas.
856
00:58:52,278 --> 00:58:56,568
Say, I got a new verse
I want to try out on Mr. McGillicuddy.
857
00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,497
Something mighty fishy
about that peddler.
858
00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:05,251
Why'd you let Mike bring him aboard?
859
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,961
'Cause he's the first sucker
that nibbled at our bait.
860
00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:13,299
Hello. Nice day.
861
00:59:13,341 --> 00:59:15,381
Mighty pretty, this Ohio river country.
862
00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:17,588
La belle rivière.
863
00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:19,637
That's what the Frenchmen
used to call it.
864
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,012
Parlez-vous français?
865
00:59:21,766 --> 00:59:23,726
- Huh?
- You speak French?
866
00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,350
Oh, sure.
867
00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:31,401
I've been saving this song
for a time just like this.
868
00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:35,073
There was a widow in New Madrid
869
00:59:35,154 --> 00:59:37,994
A-smokin' a pipe
and a-chawin' on a quid
870
00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:41,034
When she puckered up her lips,
I run for my life
871
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:44,369
But she run me down,
and now she is my wife
872
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,166
Oh, her lips is red
873
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:50,003
And her eyes is bold
874
00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:52,496
And her hair's the color of yeller
875
00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:55,419
Yeller gold
876
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:58,722
The color of yeller, yeller
877
00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:01,013
Yeller gold!
878
01:00:01,639 --> 01:00:04,849
The river is long, and the moon is high
879
01:00:05,059 --> 01:00:08,099
I want a gal afore I die
880
01:00:08,187 --> 01:00:11,357
A pretty little gal with a turned-up nose
881
01:00:11,399 --> 01:00:14,779
And dancin' music in her twinkling toes
882
01:00:15,236 --> 01:00:17,986
Oh, her lips is red
883
01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:21,366
And her eyes is bold
884
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:24,488
Her hair's like yeller, yeller
885
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,291
Yeller gold
886
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:31,036
The color of yeller, yeller
887
01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:33,919
Yeller gold
888
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:54,936
Wait a minute! Wait a minute here.
889
01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:05,331
What you doing, Mason?
Smokin' up a new batch?
890
01:01:05,536 --> 01:01:06,826
Won't keep if I don't.
891
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,543
You already got your mattress stuffed.
892
01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:10,291
What you want with more scalps?
893
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,575
Got to keep folks thinkin'
we're Injuns, don't we?
894
01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:14,417
Hey, the Harpes is coming.
895
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:17,464
Did you hear that, Mason?
The Harpes just come in.
896
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,419
Yeah.
897
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:33,647
- More business for us?
- Yeah, and a fat one this time.
898
01:01:33,731 --> 01:01:36,821
- And the Colonel is aboard.
- Good. What's the cargo?
899
01:01:36,901 --> 01:01:39,361
- Gold.
- Yeller, yeller gold.
900
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:43,236
Mighty obligin' to ship it our way.
901
01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:49,539
This waiting's making me nervous.
Time's getting short.
902
01:01:49,622 --> 01:01:51,422
That moon was half full last night.
903
01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:53,167
We still got a few days.
904
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,791
Gonna take a few days
to get word back to Chickasaw.
905
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,547
Reckon we ain't got long to wait now.
906
01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:05,894
My boys is all ready...
907
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:07,762
Chock full of fighting
and itching to get at 'em.
908
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:10,427
Not so loud.
Don't want Colonel Plug to hear.
909
01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:13,146
- Aw, he's still sleeping.
- Better make sure.
910
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:17,937
Take over, Mr. McGillicuddy.
This is called a tiller.
911
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:12,949
This is just about the place
they jumped us afore.
912
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,829
Ooh, I've worn
this monkey suit long enough.
913
01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,938
Rocks. Just plain rocks.
914
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,580
"Mike Fink"?
915
01:03:56,207 --> 01:03:57,867
"Davy Crockett"?
916
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,680
Oh... Oh, excuse me, boys.
917
01:04:11,764 --> 01:04:14,644
I was having a little difficulty
getting to sleep.
918
01:04:14,725 --> 01:04:17,305
I thought maybe you fellows
might like to hear a little music.
919
01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,439
It's Crockett and Fink
920
01:04:20,481 --> 01:04:21,771
And down in the hold
921
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,358
There's a cannon instead
922
01:04:23,442 --> 01:04:26,152
Of yeller, yeller gold
923
01:04:27,363 --> 01:04:29,413
That sounded like Plug.
924
01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:31,528
But what's he singing about this time?
925
01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:34,737
What difference does it make now?
He'll be sculling 'em pretty soon.
926
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,916
You can't do this to me, consarn ya!
927
01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:49,125
Hey, Davy.
928
01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:51,048
Bring up my cannon when you come.
929
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,310
If I'd knowed I was gonna have
to tote this thing,
930
01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,442
I'd have argued for a pistol.
931
01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:09,989
Hey, Moose.
932
01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:12,493
Come aft and be gunner.
933
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,880
What'd you slow her down for?
934
01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,625
Close in on 'em. Lay them poles!
935
01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:13,888
What do you think we're doing?
936
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,260
Help!
937
01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:28,983
Mike, we're dragging bottom!
938
01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:31,238
Well, it's them confounded rocks
you brought on board!
939
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,990
Get 'em outta there!
940
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,081
We're sinking!
941
01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:43,212
Help me!
942
01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:44,922
We're sinking, Mike!
943
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,921
Sinking? We're sunk!
944
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,753
Grab your wee-pons, boys,
and let 'em have it!
945
01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:03,937
Dang it, you can't do this to me.
946
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:07,268
I'll have the law on ya.
I'll have the law on ya!
947
01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:12,029
They're attacking us from the rear!
948
01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:28,842
Get the powder!
949
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:32,804
Come on, fill her up!
950
01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:49,310
I scalped him!
951
01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:07,665
Aah!
952
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,856
Ah!
953
01:08:58,175 --> 01:08:59,545
Oh!
954
01:09:06,767 --> 01:09:08,057
Oh!
955
01:09:12,189 --> 01:09:13,399
What's holding them up out there?
956
01:09:13,482 --> 01:09:15,112
Them boatmen's putting up
an awful good fight.
957
01:09:15,192 --> 01:09:17,112
We'll fix that.
Get the powder canoe in the water.
958
01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:36,173
Give me a hand.
959
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:47,017
Hey! I'm on your side.
960
01:10:32,269 --> 01:10:34,099
We got 'em on the run!
961
01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:35,396
No wonder. Look what's coming.
962
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:10,310
Somebody's playing awful rough.
963
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:12,559
Why, that's Sam Mason
and the Harpe brothers,
964
01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:14,143
the orneriest skunks on the river.
965
01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:16,901
- Hey, they're getting away!
- Oh, no, they ain't.
966
01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:20,436
You take the rest of them in.
Georgie'll run them varmints down.
967
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:37,040
Boot tracks.
They're the ones we want.
968
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,220
Big Harpe, stay here and keep watch.
969
01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:47,640
Wait a minute, what about my share?
970
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,390
You'll get what's comin' to you.
971
01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:24,632
Leave that big stuff.
We can't carry that on horseback.
972
01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:35,675
That's enough for now.
973
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:37,558
We can't leave all this
for somebody else.
974
01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:40,193
Nobody's going to find it
till we can get back.
975
01:12:40,272 --> 01:12:42,112
That's what that keg of powder's for.
976
01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:17,140
Somebody's coming up the trail.
977
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,766
Get out of sight.
978
01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:50,720
Cave Inn Tavern
ain't doing much business.
979
01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:53,511
Don't think it ever was a tavern, Georgie.
980
01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,474
You mean this is their hangout?
981
01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:57,474
It's gotta be.
982
01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,806
Davy! You ain't going in there?
983
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:02,190
Them varmints went someplace.
984
01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:24,043
This is worse than crawling
in a hollow log after a bear.
985
01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,415
Hey, Davy...
986
01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:11,211
Kinda drafty in here.
987
01:15:11,423 --> 01:15:13,673
- Look what I found.
- What was you muttering about?
988
01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:17,049
Looky. Same kind we found
sticking in that wrecked keelboat.
989
01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:19,601
Here's where they changed into Injuns.
990
01:15:22,559 --> 01:15:25,599
Them three that we followed in here
must be the ringleaders.
991
01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:42,251
Stay here, and I'll see
if I can smoke something out.
992
01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:22,580
Hey, Davy, what's keeping you?
993
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,750
There's plenty of loot in there.
994
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:29,463
Well, they wouldn't go off and leave it.
995
01:16:29,501 --> 01:16:31,211
Reckon they're still around.
996
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,862
This ought to lead
to something mighty interesting.
997
01:17:56,922 --> 01:17:58,262
Oof!
998
01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:15,230
Aah!
999
01:19:04,656 --> 01:19:06,366
Why, you...
1000
01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:08,699
Aah!
1001
01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:02,459
Oh!
1002
01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:13,224
Well, here we are splitting up again,
you bushwhackers.
1003
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:17,900
And if we never meet again,
remember, I'm still king of the river.
1004
01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:19,772
Oh, you're better than a king, Mike.
1005
01:20:19,856 --> 01:20:22,226
- You're a first-class friend.
- Yeah?
1006
01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:24,486
Fact, you're the finest
fighting man I know.
1007
01:20:24,611 --> 01:20:27,241
Aw!
1008
01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:28,954
After Davy.
1009
01:20:33,036 --> 01:20:36,456
All right, ring-tail scorpions!
Start pulling!
1010
01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:39,750
Kept his promise to Mike and his crew
1011
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,585
Kept his promise to the Injun chiefs too
1012
01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:46,628
For the river was clear
all the way through
1013
01:20:46,716 --> 01:20:50,256
And blaming the Injuns
was a-proven untrue
1014
01:20:50,303 --> 01:20:53,933
Davy, Davy Crockett
1015
01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,734
King of the wild frontier
1015
01:20:58,305 --> 01:21:04,901
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