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It's an option. So, you got to
read and react, read and react.
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And, if he charges, lateral.
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Then if he comes around, you
gotta go right up the middle.
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And, that's why you're
stuck in semi-pro.
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And, that's why my nuts
are stuck in my throat.
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You have no focus.
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You know, ...
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I think one of my balls caughed
up and landed in my locker, over here.
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You got to tell coach.
Get this over with.
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Get what over with?
My career?
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Karl, what are you doing?
- I got to go get coach,
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bring him in here. - When you
do I'll just walk away.
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Karl. Karl! - Hey, I don't
know what you're talking about.
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Karl, come on, I hate
that song. Let me out.
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(pounding noise from
wall lockers)
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I think we need a new oil
burner.(pounding continues)
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Karl. Let me out of here. Come
on, this isn't funny anymore.
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How long has this been here?
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Now, that's an excellent question.
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Bar Karma 1x05
"Fair Catch"
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Subtitles by josmndsn
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♪ o-o-o, yeah,
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♪ aaaaah,oooooooo,
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♪ Yo-o-u-u will always
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♪ reap what
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♪ you sow.
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Shot?
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Yeah, if you're trying to
convince me that I'm in a bar
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outside of time
and space,
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the more shots are your
best shot.
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You know here I just was?
- Was it in a locker?
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Where is less important than when.
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Sunday.
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The date?
- October 16th.
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1962.
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Ah.
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(chuckles)
Something tells me you guys
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didn't get this way
just from the booze.
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I recognize that crazy grin,
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from the Reefer Madness,
the wacky tobacky,
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the LSD.
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Ha.
- (laughter)
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Why don't you tell us
how you got here?
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Uh, I was at the stadium
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and my best friend
trapped me in a locker
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for no good reason.
- Oh,
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can you give us
his bad reason?
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Uh, he wanted me
to talk to coach.
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Was coach in the locker?
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No.
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I was supposed to
marry his daughter.
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Oh, congratulations...
(interrupting) - I'm sorry,
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What? - Ten to one,
that's the reason he's here.
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Getting cold feet?
Not giving you the
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moves she used to?
Not enough of the old
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whoo-whoo in the huh, huh?
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Oh, the whoo-whoo is great.
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I mean, that I'm really
comfortable with her.
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And, I know I'm
supposed to
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be with her for the
rest of my life.
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But, ... - Look, I've
been with lots of women
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in short, but
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very respectful relationships and
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I would trade them all in
for a girl I could be
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comfortable with for the
rest of my life.
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You did trade
them all in.
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Not voluntarily.
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So, you're telling me to marry
someone you haven't even met?
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I'm going. I'm going.
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He didn't come
from that door.
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Great.
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Whew! ...
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50 years of funk.
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Ladies lockerroom.
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Ladies.
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Who here likes football?
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Please, both hands ladies.
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Look at you, rookie.
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Oh, you've you been hazed. They
steal the mascots clothes every year.
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No, I'm not the mascot.
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I'm Doug.
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I'm a friend of Steve's.
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Steve Holland?
- You know him?
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I, uh, do.
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So then, you're the one.
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That's what I keep telling him.
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Now, run along,
little rodent
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and tell Steve that Sadie's
waiting for him ... in the shower.
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What is wrong with you?
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Well, ...
I'm a little drunk.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, Sadie's
a solid 57 ...
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point 5.
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So, you're saying I should call
off my wedding to Annie, then?
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Who's Annie?
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My fiance.
- Then, who's Sadie?
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The woman
I'm in love with.
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So, ... Sadie's single?
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I'm sticking with my guns.
I still think it's you and Sadie.
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You're jumping the gun.
You only know half the story.
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Nah, I saw both halves,
front and back.
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Both, very compelling.
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You saw my girl naked?
- She wasn't naked.
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I had a big rat
head over my ...
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Oh.
- I was.
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Again.
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Look, Sadie thinks you're
soulmates.
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That could be true, but there's
something to be said about stable,
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dependable, reliable.
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Yeah, if you're talking
about a car.
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Well, maybe that's
all I need?
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You're cut off.
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You don't understand.
Annie's Dad
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will kick me off the team.
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If Annie's Dad saw Sadie
in the shower, he'd get it.
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She's ... in ... the ... shower,
waiting for you.
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There's lots of teams,
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but only showermate,
soulmate.
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One.
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Hey, ...
can I see you for a moment...
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clothes on?
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I'm not asking you to do
anything crazy, like
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admit that you're wrong.
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No, you're saying he should pick
the wrong girl to prove you're right.
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To honor his commitment.
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To play out that option first.
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Maybe, Annie's great and they'll
have a happy life together.
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Like you and your ego.
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What are you looking for?
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... everything ...
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Look, ...
you do what you do,
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but this guy wants more.
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Wanting more is what
landed you in here.
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Huh, I would die of shock
if you ever agreed with me.
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Well, I'll miss you Doug
because I do.
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A soulmate is hard
to come by.
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Yeah, once in a lifetime.
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Once in a dozen lifetimes.
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Most people settle.
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It's not settling if he loved
her and after he proposed.
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He had something special
with Sadie. I saw it.
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You saw her.
- I saw it in her eyes.
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Ooh, is that where
you were looking?
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Look, ...
maybe, Annie's just as pretty
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as Sadie. Maybe, ...
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she's even prettier.
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You know, maybe the right
thing to do
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is meet both girls.
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See both sides of
the story.
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There is something so weird
about this locker.
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No, ...
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you have no idea.
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I locked my best friend in there
and I come back, he's gone.
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I come back again and
there's a giant rat.
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So, you're Karl.
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Yep, in the flesh.
- Hmm.
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I'm supposed to deliver a
message to Annie from Steve.
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Is it "We're Over",
let me do it.
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You're not worried about her
father kicking him off the team
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That's never gonna happen.
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Even if did,
he'd be all right.
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I mean, some people are born
to play football.
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Some people were born to
be back-ups.
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And, some people are born
to sit in the stands and watch.
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He's that bad?
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It's not terrible,
he's just fine ...
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kinda like Annie.
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Sadie's all-pro.
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Sadie is all world.
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Right.
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That's what I've been
trying to tell him, u-uh.
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Here.
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Thanks, half naked,
super hairy guy.
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No problem ... rat.
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I was right.
The second time.
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No, you were right
the first and third time.
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Either way, I was right.
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Key word: was.
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Uh, screw what everyone
else says.
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Screw what you're
supposed to do.
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Screw coach. Screw Annie.
Well, don't actually
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screw Annie, unless you
have to, one last time.
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I understand that ...
- Doug, Doug, you're right
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I get it. I should
be with Sadie.
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Now, ... you can bet the
rest of your life
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on the advice of my learned
colleague here,
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who's longest relationship
was 2 weeks and 3 days??
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Or, you can check the cards...
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and be sure.
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We're having a Man Moment.
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And, I've ruined it
with reason.
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Just like a woman.
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Cards?
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Okay, these cards
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show your possible futures.
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But, remember, what's
in the cards
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is not set in stone.
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Okay, ...
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this is your life with Annie.
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Career woman.
Strong, independent
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which frees you to focus
on football.
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Take your game
to the next level,
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and the next.
- Great!
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I'm playing football.
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What more could I want?
- Well, you ...
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Don't answer that.
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We're going to find out anyway.
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And, behind wife number 2 ...
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When did I get a car like that.
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It's not you.
It's your grandson.
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I have grandkids.
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Not surprising.
Looks like you and Sadie
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have a sizeable family.
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And, now we know why.
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That doesn't look like a
football helmut.
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Well, a growing family, it doesn't
leave much time for football.
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But, it's a happy life.
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You mean, I got to pick between
true love and football?
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Is there even a choice?
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Is there even a difference?
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I'm going back.
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You got an extra set of those
cards I could take with me?
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They're one of a kind.
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But, I can show you some more.
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Sadie can't keep her
hands off me.
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She's a very passionate woman.
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But, that's not you.
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Karl. You gotta
be dry humping me.
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No, I think that's
the real thing.
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Whoa, I can't unsee what I
saw with the two of them.
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There's not a shower
strong enough
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to scrub the Karl off her.
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Could you just hang
on a minute?
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Don't you want to see
more cards?
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Don't need to.
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I can't believe she'd
do that to us, him.
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Sadie didn't do anything to Steve.
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That's her possible future
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if he picks Annie.
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And, here's what might happen
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if he picks Sadie.
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So, if he picks Sadie,
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Annie won't get to move on?
- I'm sure both women will
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end up just fine.
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But still, we shouldn't let
him choose
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for the wrong reason.
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I couldn't find her. Do I
need to go out the way I came.
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Uh, ...
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We don't want to interfer
with his karmic process.
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Plus, it might be fun to watch.
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He wasn't there.
Did he come back?
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That one's just a locker.
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Where's Steve?
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00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,761
Oh, that ... hit in
the head, talking crazy
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time travelling bar. Don't
believe a word he says.
255
00:14:51,163 --> 00:14:53,163
(clammering noise from locker) Hey!
- You know what?
256
00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:55,698
Here, ...
257
00:14:58,338 --> 00:15:00,338
Really?
258
00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:02,890
(James and Dayna giggling)
Oh, this is funny?
259
00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:05,242
Kinda.
(more giggles)
260
00:15:08,619 --> 00:15:10,619
Really, ...
261
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:13,068
Look, Sadie and Karl
haven't happened.
262
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,205
They will never have
to happen.
263
00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:18,507
The cards just are
a possible future.
264
00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:21,026
It could happen if
you pick Annie.
265
00:15:23,528 --> 00:15:25,528
And it won't happen
if I pick Sadie?
266
00:15:25,854 --> 00:15:27,054
Or, kill Karl.
267
00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:28,697
I'm kidding.
268
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:31,014
But, she forgot to
mention that Annie
269
00:15:31,288 --> 00:15:32,788
moves on, too, if
you pick Sadie.
270
00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:34,371
As she should.
271
00:15:35,056 --> 00:15:36,556
Want to see?
(in unison) - No!
272
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,056
Is it possible to
love two girls?
273
00:15:42,328 --> 00:15:44,328
Yeah, but they usually
charge double.
274
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,363
Of course,
it's possible.
275
00:15:47,851 --> 00:15:49,851
But, the loving thing to do
is choose one
276
00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:52,060
and let the other one go.
277
00:15:59,015 --> 00:16:01,015
Would you do me
one more favor?
278
00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:07,709
Hey, ...
279
00:16:08,186 --> 00:16:09,386
are you Annie?
280
00:16:09,764 --> 00:16:11,764
Yes.
- Wow.
281
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:13,879
I really thought you'd
be much dogier.
282
00:16:14,227 --> 00:16:16,227
Excuse me!?
- Nothing.
283
00:16:16,658 --> 00:16:18,658
You're fine. You know,
I was just with Steve...
284
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,112
Oh, I was looking
for him. How is he?
285
00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,070
Uh, he's a little woozie.
286
00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:25,401
You know those sacks at
practice aren't his fault.
287
00:16:26,145 --> 00:16:27,845
Our receivers can get
seperation and the line
288
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,056
won't buy him time.
289
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:31,799
I'm impressed.
You know a lot about football.
290
00:16:32,005 --> 00:16:34,005
Well, my first two letters
were "X" and "O".
291
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:39,059
Well, if he just hangs in there
and takes what the defense gives him,
292
00:16:39,384 --> 00:16:41,384
I'll bet ya he gets more
snaps next week.
293
00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:43,639
Wow ...
294
00:16:44,197 --> 00:16:46,197
you're amazing.
295
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,108
It's too bad you're like
a hundred years old...
296
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:52,652
someday.
297
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,067
You look great.
298
00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:00,890
Why is he here?
They're both great.
299
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,653
What's his karmic dilemma?
300
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:06,653
Just because you haven't
found it doesn't mean it's not there.
301
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:11,163
If Sadie's his soulmate,
can he really mess that up?
302
00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:15,737
If it's meant to be, you know,
won't they end up together anyway?
303
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,860
You got to have really
clean karma to get a soulmate.
304
00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:23,848
And, you know that?
305
00:17:24,648 --> 00:17:26,648
I've been around a while.
306
00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:29,638
I believe it.
I know how rare it is.
307
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,218
Rare ... like ...
308
00:17:36,027 --> 00:17:38,027
a ... the ring on
your finger.
309
00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:47,008
Yep.
310
00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:51,589
It's ironic, you arguing
for a soulmate,
311
00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:54,461
if you don't think
they exist.
312
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:59,207
Just because you haven't found
it doen't mean it's not out there.
313
00:18:01,504 --> 00:18:03,504
Well, if it's out there,
314
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,280
then what am I doing here?
315
00:18:14,786 --> 00:18:17,086
If this guy goes up the field,
the option goes this way.
316
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:19,861
And, if this guy ...
- Okay, Steve.
317
00:18:21,865 --> 00:18:24,165
What did you decide?
-You really want to know?
318
00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:26,321
I definitely want to know.
-Yeah, me too.
319
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:31,977
Buy a ticket like
everyone else.
320
00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:42,850
What? After all that
321
00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:45,371
and we can't even get
some free tickets?
322
00:18:45,576 --> 00:18:47,576
We don't need tickets.
323
00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:52,109
Knights defeated the Pythons
24 to 17.
324
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,764
We go live to the winning
lockerroom where the MVP
325
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:58,155
trophy has just been awarded.
The team. Yes, Steve. Where's Steve?
326
00:18:58,622 --> 00:19:01,122
Gotta get Steve ...
- So, he choose Annie and football.
327
00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:05,216
Using the optional play on the
final drive
328
00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:07,484
the game and MVP Karl Knight.
329
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,850
Karl, my good friend,
how does it feel? ... Karl.
330
00:19:11,395 --> 00:19:12,895
Karl ... no, come on,
man, don't.
331
00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:15,468
YEAH !!
Finally !!
332
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:26,435
He managed to keep
both true loves.
333
00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:29,007
Football and ...
334
00:19:30,178 --> 00:19:31,378
Sadie?
335
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,822
What am I missing?
336
00:19:35,427 --> 00:19:37,427
Wait, there were three options.
337
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,190
He hadn't made a choice at all.
338
00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:40,523
See, ...
339
00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:43,111
he can learn.
340
00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:49,649
She bet me you
couldn't figure it out.
341
00:19:51,285 --> 00:19:53,285
Steve would later
tell his grandkids.
342
00:19:53,657 --> 00:19:55,657
He was standing over
his bent over best friend
343
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,084
when he realized
he was forever
344
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,208
in love with their grandma, Sadie.
345
00:20:01,603 --> 00:20:04,103
And, that's when his true
karmic dilemma began.
346
00:20:04,961 --> 00:20:07,461
What did he know and
when did he know it?
347
00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:09,502
Wow, ...
look at you.
348
00:20:09,886 --> 00:20:11,886
Wait, ... WHAT!
349
00:20:12,026 --> 00:20:14,026
I don't get it?
350
00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:18,832
He bet you wouldn't.
351
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,261
Once Steve knew he was
in love with Sadie,
352
00:20:22,036 --> 00:20:24,436
his karmic dilemma was
whether to tell
353
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,849
Annie or try and
go both ways.
354
00:20:27,641 --> 00:20:29,941
Both ways?
Steve and Karl?
355
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,439
No.
Annie and Sadie
356
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,320
in the shower.
357
00:20:36,623 --> 00:20:38,623
Is that what 'goes both ways'
means nowadays?
358
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,150
What play did you
both miss?
359
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:48,637
In your race to get behind
one woman or the other,
360
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,474
and outdo each other,
361
00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,890
you neglected to listen
to our patron.
362
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:57,064
It was a triple option play.
363
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,374
Listen to what the
defense gives you,
364
00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,791
and then, read ...
and react.
365
00:21:09,029 --> 00:21:11,029
We fumbled the snap.
366
00:21:21,551 --> 00:21:23,551
That you did.
367
00:21:33,271 --> 00:21:38,271
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