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♪ Light, like a diamond tiara

♪ Breaking the ...

Uh.
Aaah!

You're amazing.
Where have you been my whole life?

I don't know...
we talked about it.

You don't want to be here
when Phillip shows up.

Okay.

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Bar Karma 1x01
"A Man Walks into a Bar"

Hey, man,
take a seat.

Get lucky last night?

I get it.
I'm naked ...

bedroom turned into a bar.
I'm dreaming.

Damn.
That means I fell asleep.

Uh, this isn't right, is it?
I thought suits were

sorta back.
Because of

Reservoir Dogs.

Has that not come out, yet?

It came out almost
20 years ago.

That suit has nothing to
do with that movie.

It'll come back around again.

Everything does.

God ... I love this song.

Reminds me of my
first year of high school.

Oh, sweety, this song
came out this year.

Uh.
Nice choice.

Who are you talking to?

Hi, I'm Dayna.

I'm Doug.
Pleasure to meet you, Dayna.

Listen, kid. There's a
500 year old dress code here.

Put your pants on.
- Who you calling kid,

I got at least ten years
on you, sweety.

Well, ...
yes ... and no.

Listen, Doug,
you're not dreaming.

What time does your
pocket watch say?

Five "O" five.
- You can't keep

time in a dream.

That's how you can always check
if your dreaming.

Any clock you look at
will have gibberish.

Awsome. I'll try
to remember that

when I wake up.
- You are a

stubborn bastard.
Aren't you?

Uh, don't mind James.
He's a former alcoholic.

That was at least
five lifetimes ago.

And, twelve and twenty
lifetimes ago.

Maybe, I should leave
you two alone, um.

Uh, if it were only that easy.

Hey ... What's happening?

Take a seat, partner.

This might help explain it.
- Should we start the show?

No time like the present.

This just in to MW News.
Internet

wonderkind, Doug Jones,
was arrested

downtown today.
- Murderer!(shouted off camera)

What was that?

Who are you?

Jones will be arraigned in
federal court later this week.

Recently named one of
the top grossing

internet moguls
in America.

I'm out of here.

Where ever you go, there
you are, right?

So, I can't leave?
- I wouldn't say that.

You can try that door.

Now, where do you think he is?
- Somewhere between

the beginning ...

or the end, I guess.

(garble of voices)

Hey.
Look who's here?

Please, just tell me
what's going on.

Uh, relax.
Try and enjoy the ride.

Perhaps a beverage would help?
- Ah, because liquor helps

make everything clearer.

That's how this whole
mess started.

Wait. Is this just a really
elaborate intervention?

It's an intervention
of sorts.

Pick a glass.

To Doug.
Being here now.

What was that?
Uh, it's a new kind of bourbon.

The 2060 batch?
- 2080.

Ah, the Emperor's stuff.

I'm talking about what just
happened. When we touched glasses,

it was like ... electricity
or something.

Oh, we probably passed
through a new timeline.

Oh. Right.
Duh!

It's cool, huh?
I think we have different

definitions of
the word, cool.

Ever experience deja vu?

Yeah.
-Then you felt a

branching event.
Deja vu is

just a brief quantum
entanglement with your Alpha.

My ... Alpha?
- The verson of you

that remained in the
original timeline.

You, being in the Beta,
of course.

Then, who's my Alpha?
- The you, who's not a Beta.

How's my Alpha, not a Beta,

if my Alpha and my Beta
are both me?

Let me show you.
This is the way you see the universe.

One road, which seems
straight, when you're on it.

And, this is the way
the universe

actually is.

Many roads or what we
call branching events.

Running in parallel.

And, we are ...
here.

I've got to go to the bathroom.

It's going to be okay.

Maybe, sooner than
you thought.

Whaaah!

No.
- Do you think he's

looking out the window?
- That or he has a case

of apocalypse stomach.
- Ha.

He's gonna be a tough one.
- I know.

Totally your type.

I can break him.

Um ...

Yeah.
Not going to be a problem.

Where are you going?

There's a time for balancing
the universe.

And, a time for balancing
the books.

What is this place?

Think of it as
a karmic rest stop.

Why am I here?

We're just trying to help
you catch a lucky break.

Uh, yeah, I'm probably one
of the luckiest guys

you ever met. - You were,
actually. And, that's one

of the reasons you're here.
Not everyone has

your luck or
gets your breaks.

Aaaah.

This bloody nonsense, again.

Aah, good friend,
William Wallace, is back.

Aren't we closed?

Uh, it's always happy hour
somewhere in the universe.

Seriously?

As in, Braveheart?

Why do ya keep havin me back
to this odd hovel?

I'm not changing
my mind.

Last time, we forgot to
mention ... the way you die.

You're hanged, drawn and
quartered, William.

And, not in that order,
I'm afraid.

You're not God.
And, you're not the King

of Scotland. So, I can
a trust ya.

Nor, your wee moving paintings.

Don't mean to be rude,
but I've got to get back to my men.

We're in the middle of an ambush.

As you wish.
Thanks for the wiskey,

as always.

Hayyaah!

He's one I just
can't let go.

How come he
gets to leave?

It's not an exact science, here.

We're a bar, after all.
But ...

William there, could have changed
the course of Scottish history.

Only, he didn't?

Willy has free will.
- So, ...

William could have saved Scotland.

What do I do?
- We're going to figure that out.

But, it has to do
with that woman.

Send me back there then.
I can do it differently.

Unfortunately, that's
not an option.

Now, look, I get that
the past is not alterable.

But, the furture is not
set in stone, either. Right?

Otherwise, you'd know
the outcome already.

Doug.
- I still have free will.

Try your luck.
- Your luck is gone.

I'll take my chances.

See you around, Doug.

Doug Jones!

Open up!

Aaaaah!!

So, who did that
work out for you?

I didn't kill that girl.
- It doesn't matter.

Your karma has found you.

If you run from it, you're
only running in a circle.

How do I change it?

What if I stop running?

That's the first time in
20,000 years

a channel has shown that.

What does it mean?
- Well, I don't know.

We have to figure out how
you are connected to that.

So, you guys don't
know everything.

Well, obviously not.
-Can you understand why

it's hard for me to trust
you, then. - Sure.

But, can you just concede to the
possiblity of not fighting this.

You have the opportunity
to help a lot of people.

So, now I'm a Boy Scout?

And, two, ... you have
a chance to help yourself.

You might actually have
some fun along the way, too.

Bocce!

Loser gets hurled
into the cosmos.

Just kidding, kidding.
Take your turn.

Not bad.

My turn.

Just when you think your actions
put you close to something,

An unforseen event
changes things.

Uh, okay. So, now I'm
the ball or what?

Guess my bocce metaphor
isn't as clear as I imagined.

No.
It's pretty clear.

What the hell am I supposed
to do with that information?

Become a, a,
kndergarten teacher?

Stop having sex ... save all
the puppies of the world?

All good ideas.

But, no.

You're a special man,
Doug Jones.

And, I don't intend
to leave you

to face your storm
of karma alone.

I appreciate that.

The universe is inherently
meant to be balanced.

It always finds a way
to restore itself.

Okay. So, then where is
my rosy future channel?

You know, the one where I
make all the right decisions.

And, everything turns
out great.

How much do you remember
from last night?

Doug?
- I'll raise.

Damn!

You're killing me, man.

Unbelieveable.

Meet me later.

How about you, my man?

I'll call.

Have you always been
a lucky man, Doug?

Aah, I don't know if
I'd call it luck.

What would you call it then?

Fate, maybe.
- Ah, Screw this.

There's a difference.

Where'd you find this guy?
- Just curious.

All in.
- You are an excellent player.

No, I'm not.
It's skill, not luck.

I'm still trying to assess

what it is.
- We don't have all night.

Call.

Gee!
-Aah!

You stayed in with two's?

What is this?
- Perhaps it'll make more sense

in the morning.

You're the owner and sole
proprietor

of Bar Karma, Inc.

So, I won this bar
from you in

the game, last night.

Yes.
- Why were you there?

You do have incredible
luck, Doug. Or, you did.

The best news
I've had all day.

Doug, this place, Dana and I,

we're part of a company.
- By company, he means

two misfits in a
rundown bar.

We're like a start-up.
We broke off to do

our own thing.
- Who'd you break off from?

A much larger conglomerate,
whom we had

a disagreement with,
regarding tactics.

We have a very specific
technique.

Patent pending.

We help you with the
hand you were dealt.

Life plays out like
a series of scenes.

When one scene ends, a million
possibilities lay ahead.

That is, until
they actually happen.

That's your branching event.
At that point

you're pretty much stuck with it.

All we can change is the future.

And, that's where we come in.
- You're luck is

is off the charts.
Not that you earned it.

Thanks, a lot.
- She has a point,

you didn't earn it.

If anything, you should
have bad luck.

Well, maybe it just hasn't
caught up with me yet.

Face it, Doug, you're
a once in a millenia

cosmic accident.

We can use that
around here.

Show him another scene.

... have your eyes ...

Here's how this could
have gone.

(sobbing)

Did that happen?
- I don't know.

Will it happen?

There all just branches, Doug.
Just possibilities.

Right.

If I can't run from it,
and I can't fight it,

might as well fix it.
Right. - As well.

I get it.
I'm going to help a bunch

of sorry sacks who
can't catch a break.

And, they might help you.

I like it.
I do.

I thought you would.

So, how does this work?

Can I make a request?
I'd love to get

my brother in here and stop
him from meeting his wife.

She's a nighmare.
- That's not the way it works.

So, how does it work?
- Umm,

we wait.

For what?

On the next Bar Karma.

A fantasy.

There's our destruction.
A man in tights destroying the

Statue of Liberty.
What's your super power?

Becomes fact.
Since when was mass murder

an original idea?
- We're running out of time.

Happy Hour does't last forever.
- What kind of game are you playing?

This is crazy.
- No. It's reality.

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