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Hello, everyone.
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I thought I'd make this video
while in the bath
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because lately
I've been feeling,
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well, naked.
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I've been working on something
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that's been taking up
a lot of my time.
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And I'm about to apply myself
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more than I ever have
in my entire life.
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I've fully aligned
with my purpose.
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And I can't wait
to share the news with you.
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But the timing
isn't quite right.
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But what I can tell you
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is that it is going to
directly affect
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the existence of you
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and everyone you've ever met.
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This is going
to be irreversible.
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But don't be scared.
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This is a mission of Lyte.
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Well, look at you,
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all sexy and enlightened.
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That's me.
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You know, Portia,
I really have to thank you
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for pushing me
to do this endeavor.
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It's gonna be the biggest thing
since sliced bread.
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And I owe it all to you.
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Dory, I can't tell you
how much that means to me.
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I wish we could just melt
into the same person.
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Why can't we do that?
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Can we just invent
that already?
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One thing at a time.
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Hey. Do you want to get
dinner with me tonight?
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There's this really cute spot,
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and it has outdoor seating
and gorgeous lighting.
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That sounds lovely.
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But let's see
how the day plays out, okay?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll just see
how the day plays out.
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I love that 'cause it's kind of
being present and--
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should I make a rez?
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♪ Oh, but dear,
the sky is low, watch ♪
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Thank you.
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Oh, wow.
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- Nice, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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This isn't bad.
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No, it's like super sexy.
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- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you so much.
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Oh, course. Yeah.
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You know, I like to treat you
like the princess that you are.
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Uh, Joe.
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There's something that
I really need to tell you
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and I feel, like,
really nervous to say it.
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Okay. No, hey, hey.
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Look, you know you can
tell me anything, right?
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I'm--I'm your supportive lover.
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I just want you to know, like,
you really mean so much to me
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and, like, I think
I'm kind of seeing someone.
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Like, I don't want to say
too much about it because,
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you know, it's really new to me
in a lot of ways.
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But, um, yeah.
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Wow. I'm--um--
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I'm actually relieved.
- What?
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I may be kinda
seeing someone too.
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- You?
- Yeah, it's complicated.
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm just trying to process it
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'cause it's actually
extremely confusing.
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And I have a lot of conflicting
feelings about it, but--
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I hope I get to
meet her one day.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, you too.
- Yeah.
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I hope he
makes you really happy.
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♪ Oceans on the sky
Sky... ♪
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Oh! Wow!
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Ah, this is it. This is it.
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Yes, this is where
we're gonna do it.
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This is our new home.
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Yeah, yeah.
God, this is so perfect.
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This is just exactly
what it should be.
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You know, I told them.
I said I don't want offices.
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You know, no divisions,
no secrets.
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Just community.
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Oh, ah, my best friends.
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Isn't this place of the times?
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I got the design team
from Selfie Castle.
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Doesn't it just make you
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want to take a million pictures
of yourself?
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That is so smart.
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People are just gonna be so
jealous that we get to, like,
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sit and, like, stand in here.
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Hey, you want to see
the, um, lab?
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The lab? Yes.
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God, it sounds so cool
to hear it.
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- Yeah.
- It's so cool to hear.
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Yeah. The lab.
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Oh, boy. Here we go, the lab.
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Everybody, this is
our resident genius
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Dr. Benny Balthazar.
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Hi.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Very excited to be
making history.
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Yeah. Benny graduated
first in her class at MIT.
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It doesn't get more
science-y than Benny.
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Oh, my God. MIT.
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That's actually
one of the schools
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I consider
pretending to go to, so.
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Oh, yes.
I read about your lies.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, Benny,
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it is an honor to embark
on this journey with you.
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Yeah, it's gonna be huge.
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Well, do you mind showing us
what y'all are up to?
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Sure. So, obviously,
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we're gonna start with
targeted amplicon sequencing.
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Of course, obviously.
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And then
x-ray crystallography.
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We'll see where that gets us.
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So we have the most
sophisticated technology
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in here.
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Equipment that some of
the most well-funded labs
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in the world
don't have access to.
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This is the most
comprehensive library
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of natural and synthetic
chemical samples
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that the world has ever seen.
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You could do absolutely
anything with these.
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If there's a way
to cure cancer, it's in here.
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Oh, well, that would have
come in handy
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when I pretended
to have cancer.
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Nobody is allowed
in there ever.
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In the wrong hands,
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this could start World War III.
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So we are using
a new technology
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that visually maps
neurochemical reactions
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as they're occurring live
in our test subject.
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We're looking for anything
traditionally associated
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with enlightenment.
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The idea being that
we can reverse engineer
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the chemical recipe
for what you experienced.
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Hmm.
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I'm sorry,
but this doesn't feel
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quite right to me.
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To reduce my experience
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to just chemicals.
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What I went through
was so much more than that.
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It was spiritual,
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metaphysical,
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divine.
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I died.
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And then I came back.
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That's what the pill
should be doing.
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Yeah, well, uh,
we'll look into that.
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Oh, hey, thank you.
Thank you.
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Thank you. Hi, Kate. Hi, Jose.
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Welcome. Try everything.
I liked the soda pop.
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I like the cherries.
They're all good.
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I'm sorry. Do we own
this candy store too?
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Oh, we don't own it.
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No, they shut it down
when I come in
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'cause I think best
when I got in candy me.
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I, in fact,
I'm micro-dosing sugar.
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Dor, Dor!
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They have my favorite candy
from when I was a kid
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and they're really
impossible to find.
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They got everything here. Okay.
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Um, I--I--I think what
we're essentially trying to do
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is to reinvent the wheel.
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Uh, so it could
take the science
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a heck of a long time
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before it sees
the light of day.
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So the question becomes,
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what are we gonna do
in the meantime?
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Research. And meditate.
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- Hmm.
- No.
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We get people on board.
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We get them lining up
around the block
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and, uh, just--
just clamoring for it.
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Like, shouldn't we make
a pill first?
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No, I think
we need to create the need
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before the technology.
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See what I'm thinking?
- Mm-hmm.
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I think we need to pull some
kind of, you know, magic trick
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so that we hypnotize the entire
country into joining our cause.
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And I know how to do it.
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We're gonna do it
through a--a kind of a stunt.
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Here. Come here.
Come around here. Come close.
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Get in a little tight,
a little tight,
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a little grouping.
Stay right there.
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- That's good.
- Now...
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- All right.
- Cast your gaze right about
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from where you are
right around there.
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- Okay.
- Watch this. Bing.
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- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
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You guys, it's like
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the future we've all been
waiting for.
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So what is this that
we're looking at exactly?
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Well, this is
a very carefully curated group
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of the most popular
social media influencers
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whose followership
adds up to collectively
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about a third
of the American population.
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They're just fantastic.
So watch.
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I'm gonna isolate
this lady right there.
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Oh, my God.
I know who that is.
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She looks, like,
very hot in skates.
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That's exactly what men want.
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And then there's this fella.
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Oh, yeah,
that's the pop scientist.
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He's like a joke in the
legitimate science community.
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Well, he's very likable.
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- No.
- Here's the whole group again.
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Wow.
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I don't think I recognize
any of these people.
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But I have very young researchers
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who assure me that this gang
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has the attention
of basically the entire world.
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There we go. Goodbye.
What do you think of that?
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Aw!
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So are you saying
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that you want these people
to promote the pill?
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Yeah.
I want them to promote it.
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But also, I want them to be
the first to take the pill.
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I think this could be
a very exciting public example
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of what the road to enlightenment
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would look like exactly.
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Hmm.
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Well, if we did this,
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I would want to feel connected
to these people, you know,
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to build a relationship
with them over time
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so that I can teach them and
love them and really know them
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so that by the time
we actually take the pill,
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we're like--we're like
a real--a real family.
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Like disciples.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Yeah.
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Imagine a group
of influencers
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living on the premises
and live-ing,
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so to speak,
24/7 from Lyte Headquarters.
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They live there?
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But they look so annoying.
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Trust me, we need these folks
to be on board.
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If they believe,
so will everybody.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm having an idea.
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I'm having an idea. Okay, okay.
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Maybe--maybe this sounds crazy.
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But what if
we made it seem like
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anybody in America could be
chosen for this,
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like a nationwide lottery?
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Like we act like there's this
equal opportunity chance
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at exclusivity when really
it's just preselected?
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Oh, I love that idea.
It's patriotic.
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Well,
it's something to chew on.
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Certainly.
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You may have noticed
an unusual package
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in your mailbox recently.
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That's because tech billionaire
and public persona
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Tunnel Quinn
is sending something your way.
259
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Quinn had purported
on social media
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that he had hoped to have
every single package
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delivered to every American
by last Wednesday
262
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but only 1/5th of the country
has received their parcel
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as the US Postal Service
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is overwhelmed by this
unprecedented situation.
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There's an air of mystery
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around the purpose
of this stunt,
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though Quinn did release
this video yesterday.
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If there's a light
coming out of your box,
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you've been chosen
to be a pioneer
270
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who's gonna take us all
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into a new dawn
of human evolution.
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Geez, you're gonna want this.
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As of today, only two boxes
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have emitted a shining light,
275
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one belonging to fitness
personality Dogey Dodge,
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the other to beauty and cosplay
influencer Pepper Southerland.
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Which begs the question,
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is this truly
a random selection
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or are the people being
selected social media famous?
280
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They want me.
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I don't know what it is
but they want me!
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Meanwhile,
millions of Americans
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expressed disappointment
284
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as they open their boxes to
see nothing but a black void.
285
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And I can say
from personal experience,
286
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it is quite hurtful
to open that empty box.
287
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Oh, my God!
288
00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:04,271
Is that Dr. Richie Thinky?
289
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I'm such a fan of yours.
290
00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:08,575
I was so stoked when I saw
that you got picked.
291
00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:11,245
My nephews are obsessed
with your science experiments.
292
00:13:11,245 --> 00:13:12,512
- Aw!
- We that whole, like,
293
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baking soda volcano thing
that you do
294
00:13:14,347 --> 00:13:15,415
in my living room.
295
00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,117
- The Big Kaboomer?
- Yeah, yeah.
296
00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:18,885
Wow, that must
have been messy.
297
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,314
Ugh!
298
00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:22,388
I'm so excited to meet you,
Elodie on Wheels.
299
00:13:22,388 --> 00:13:25,025
I'm a huge fan of yours!
- Shut up!
300
00:13:25,025 --> 00:13:27,460
Is it her?
301
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,529
Is it really her?
- Oh, no!
302
00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,130
You daft little piggy!
303
00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:34,201
Where in the fuck
have you been?
304
00:13:34,201 --> 00:13:35,401
The last time I saw you,
305
00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:36,603
I was literally
holding your hair back
306
00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:37,937
while you were
seriously blowing chunks
307
00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:39,839
into Angela Merkel's
Louis Vuitton clutch
308
00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,808
at her disco-themed wedding
in the Black Forest!
309
00:13:41,808 --> 00:13:45,179
Oh, no. Take it back.
Say it's not true!
310
00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,412
Oh, my God.
311
00:13:46,412 --> 00:13:49,282
Was she so mad?
- Are you kidding me?
312
00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:51,384
This is literally
the Duchess of Bellhead.
313
00:13:51,384 --> 00:13:52,519
No one's allowed
to be mad at her.
314
00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:53,619
That's so fun.
315
00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:55,522
Are you both duchesses?
316
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:58,357
No, I'm PeoplePlacesMarty.
317
00:13:58,357 --> 00:13:59,593
I basically do, like,
the most badass stuff
318
00:13:59,593 --> 00:14:00,760
with, like,
the most badass people
319
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,496
on the most badass planet
in the entire solar system.
320
00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:05,866
Are you PepperPaintsHerself?
321
00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,267
Yeah, I am.
322
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:08,535
And I'm dressed like
a dragon today
323
00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:11,165
'cause I'm having heartburn
and it feels like fire.
324
00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:13,406
And then I, like,
almost wiped.
325
00:14:13,406 --> 00:14:14,674
I just want
to butt in and say
326
00:14:14,674 --> 00:14:18,178
that I'm getting really
strong energy from both of you.
327
00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:19,346
Are you both water signs?
328
00:14:19,346 --> 00:14:20,880
- Yes!
- Yes.
329
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,682
Yeah, be careful
this week, okay?
330
00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:25,018
A lot is being asked for you,
so don't get too fluid.
331
00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:27,221
Okay. Thank you.
332
00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:29,623
And I trust
anything that you say
333
00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:32,459
because I am a huge fan
of your weekly readings.
334
00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:34,126
Yeah. Do me a favor, okay?
335
00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:37,563
Don't give me feedback unless
I specifically ask for it.
336
00:14:37,563 --> 00:14:38,898
- Kay.
- Hey, did you guys
337
00:14:38,898 --> 00:14:41,300
have to fill out a shitload
of paperwork for this?
338
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,638
Like, why do they need
so much of our medical history?
339
00:14:44,638 --> 00:14:45,871
I'm starting to get pissed that
340
00:14:45,871 --> 00:14:48,508
I don't know
a single thing about this.
341
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:51,678
Hello. Ah, there you all are!
342
00:14:51,678 --> 00:14:53,547
Oh, wow, you're all glowing.
343
00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:56,482
Why don't you all take a seat?
Please. Get comfortable.
344
00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:59,319
I want to welcome all of you.
345
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:01,755
Hi. Hi, hi, hi.
346
00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:04,391
Okay. Well, I'm Dory Sief.
347
00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:06,860
And I am the cofounder of Lyte.
348
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,461
And these are
my amazing partners.
349
00:15:08,461 --> 00:15:09,695
You guys want
to introduce yourselves?
350
00:15:09,695 --> 00:15:12,332
Hi, you guys.
I'm Portia Davenport.
351
00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:13,767
I am so excited by this!
352
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,835
This is gonna be
so fun and amazing.
353
00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:18,738
And I'm here if you guys
have any questions at all. Yay!
354
00:15:18,738 --> 00:15:20,807
Hi, I'm Drew Gardner.
355
00:15:20,807 --> 00:15:22,809
Um, I want to thank
you all for coming.
356
00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:24,777
And yeah, same.
So if you have any questions,
357
00:15:24,777 --> 00:15:26,646
feel free
to just shoot 'em my way.
358
00:15:26,646 --> 00:15:28,014
Um, I'm Elliott Goss.
359
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,115
It's so incredible
to meet you guys.
360
00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:34,321
And yeah, if you have--
if you have any questions,
361
00:15:34,321 --> 00:15:36,924
you can come to me.
362
00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:38,057
Yes, the dragon.
363
00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:41,461
Yeah, I guess just, like,
what is this?
364
00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:45,231
Well, you've all been chosen
to participate
365
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:50,637
in the single most important
experiment of all time.
366
00:15:50,637 --> 00:15:54,707
We've been developing a remedy
for anguish and ignorance
367
00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:56,909
that is going to enhance
368
00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:59,546
the collective
human experience.
369
00:15:59,546 --> 00:16:01,814
And we can't do it without you.
370
00:16:01,814 --> 00:16:04,684
You've been selected
to be the first pioneers
371
00:16:04,684 --> 00:16:08,522
to embark on the quest
for enlightenment.
372
00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:10,657
Wait! What?
373
00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:13,593
Oh, hell, yes.
374
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:14,628
I just wanted to give you
a little taste
375
00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:15,661
of what I'm talking about.
376
00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,297
So does anybody
want to volunteer
377
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:18,565
and be my little guinea pig?
378
00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:20,133
Oh, I will.
379
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,601
Yes, Elodie.
Why don't you come up here
380
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,970
and join me, sweetie.
381
00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:27,407
- Oh, God. Okay.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
382
00:16:27,407 --> 00:16:28,874
I actually think
I hate all of them.
383
00:16:28,874 --> 00:16:30,009
How many years do you think
384
00:16:30,009 --> 00:16:31,444
we're gonna have to
know these people?
385
00:16:31,444 --> 00:16:32,812
Even more reason
to make the pill
386
00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:34,514
so we can just fix them all.
387
00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:36,616
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
388
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:39,053
So what do you want
to work on today?
389
00:16:39,053 --> 00:16:40,219
What do you mean?
390
00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:44,524
Is there a part of you that
feels unaligned in your life?
391
00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:47,560
Anything you want to fix?
Anything at all?
392
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,064
Oh, gosh. Where do I start?
393
00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:53,866
Um, I guess,
394
00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:55,568
well, I could use a boyfriend.
395
00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:57,904
- Mmm.
- Ooh.
396
00:16:57,904 --> 00:17:01,976
Great. So what would
a boyfriend do for you?
397
00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,911
Get me laid.
398
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,081
Sexual connection. Good.
399
00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:10,051
What else?
400
00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:12,619
I--I--well,
401
00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:16,322
I guess
I've always been a romantic.
402
00:17:16,322 --> 00:17:20,126
I've always just felt like
happiest when I'm in love.
403
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,027
Hmm.
404
00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:25,165
Can I say something that might
not make any sense to you?
405
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:27,467
Sure.
406
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,169
You don't want a boyfriend.
407
00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:32,372
Hmm.
408
00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:34,607
Mmm.
409
00:17:34,607 --> 00:17:36,876
I do though.
410
00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:39,613
Consciously, you do.
411
00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:42,282
But when every part of us
truly wants something...
412
00:17:42,282 --> 00:17:43,444
Mm-hmm.
413
00:17:43,444 --> 00:17:47,052
We can manifest it
like that.
414
00:17:47,052 --> 00:17:49,856
So the fact that you're sitting
up here and you're telling me
415
00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:51,991
that you want a boyfriend
but you don't have one,
416
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:54,594
it tells me that
there's some part of you
417
00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:56,931
somewhere that just isn't
completely on board.
418
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:57,863
Mm-hmm.
419
00:17:57,863 --> 00:18:01,834
You're not listening
to every part of Elodie.
420
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:04,604
Would you like to hear
what she has to say?
421
00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:07,006
Yes, yes. What does she say?
422
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:10,876
Okay. Well, I'm going
to embody Elodie,
423
00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:13,413
so that you two
can have a conversation.
424
00:18:13,413 --> 00:18:15,082
How does that sound?
425
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:17,051
Trippy.
426
00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:17,984
Okay.
427
00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:19,219
Why don't you
give me your hand, sweetie?
428
00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:21,149
Okay.
429
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,839
I think if you
get into a relationship,
430
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:43,843
you're gonna mess it up
like you always do.
431
00:18:43,843 --> 00:18:46,045
You're gonna scare him away
432
00:18:46,045 --> 00:18:49,949
because he's gonna realize
how pathetic you really are.
433
00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:53,019
You're unrealized
and superficial.
434
00:18:53,019 --> 00:18:55,988
And roller skating
is not a point of view.
435
00:18:55,988 --> 00:18:58,658
Is she really
channeling right now?
436
00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:00,259
Every time you get into
a relationship,
437
00:19:00,259 --> 00:19:02,695
you get ignored
or rejected all over again.
438
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:04,664
- So I'm going to reject
439
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:06,799
every man that comes my way
440
00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:09,837
before he has
a chance to reject me!
441
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:15,941
So what now?
442
00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:18,312
You have to convince me
443
00:19:18,312 --> 00:19:20,212
that you're worthy.
444
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:23,217
Otherwise,
you are going to die alone.
445
00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:31,292
Ooh.
446
00:19:38,632 --> 00:19:41,034
Do you see what happened there?
447
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:44,232
We got in touch
with the part of Elodie
448
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:46,105
that is in resistance.
449
00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:48,408
You won't acknowledge
her power over you.
450
00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:52,213
Thank you, Elodie.
Why don't you take a seat?
451
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:58,484
That was amazing.
452
00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,387
So here at Lyte,
453
00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,989
what we're trying to do
is heal the wounds
454
00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:04,690
that put us in resistance
455
00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:07,493
with the things that we need.
456
00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:08,828
That was the first step
457
00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,330
towards healing
that particular trauma
458
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,827
because you weren't born
with that trauma.
459
00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:16,102
Something happened in your life
that fractured you.
460
00:20:16,102 --> 00:20:18,671
We have hundreds of fractures.
461
00:20:18,671 --> 00:20:20,207
It's overwhelming, isn't it?
462
00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:21,674
Yeah.
463
00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:23,042
But here's the good news.
464
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:26,445
We are going to fix
all of that.
465
00:20:26,445 --> 00:20:29,682
And we're gonna do it
with a small private group.
466
00:20:29,682 --> 00:20:34,954
Just you all, me,
Portia, Drew, Elliott,
467
00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:37,791
and some of the most
well regarded scientists
468
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:39,726
working in our time.
469
00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:40,961
I mean--I mean,
how does that sound?
470
00:20:40,961 --> 00:20:43,896
- Awesome.
- Whoo!
471
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:46,566
Normally, it would
take a lifetime
472
00:20:46,566 --> 00:20:49,769
to heal all of these wounds.
473
00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:53,206
But we are developing a pill
474
00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:56,410
that is 100% backed by science
475
00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,911
that is going to integrate
476
00:20:57,911 --> 00:21:00,013
all the tiny broken pieces
of your souls
477
00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:01,480
in one fell swoop.
478
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,816
And with all due respect,
if she can enlighten you guys,
479
00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:04,952
she can enlighten anyone.
480
00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:06,852
I need this.
481
00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:08,421
I have a lot of issues.
482
00:21:08,421 --> 00:21:11,490
This is so messed up.
483
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,593
Do you want to share
your thoughts with us, Dogey?
484
00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:16,763
Yeah. I just have a problem
with what I just saw.
485
00:21:16,763 --> 00:21:18,365
You didn't become
a part of her.
486
00:21:18,365 --> 00:21:19,833
You bullied that girl.
487
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,970
I don't like this one bit.
488
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:27,808
Is that because maybe
you're afraid to do this work?
489
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:28,975
Um, no.
490
00:21:28,975 --> 00:21:31,010
I think it's just all bullshit.
491
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:34,781
Nah, man, expand your mind.
This shit is real.
492
00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:37,450
Ugh, I can't even with
how low you vibrate.
493
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,552
Hey, it's okay.
494
00:21:39,552 --> 00:21:41,588
He just has a choice to make.
495
00:21:41,588 --> 00:21:43,256
Do you want to work on yourself
496
00:21:43,256 --> 00:21:46,893
and bettering the lives
of everyone in the world
497
00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:49,362
or do you want to leave?
498
00:21:49,362 --> 00:21:50,930
There's a great restaurant
right next door
499
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,499
if you want to grab a bite
on your way home.
500
00:21:53,499 --> 00:21:55,768
Wow.
501
00:21:55,768 --> 00:21:59,306
Fuck you. Fuck all of this.
502
00:21:59,306 --> 00:22:01,042
I'm Catholic.
503
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:04,944
He's famously closeted.
504
00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:06,912
- Oh, okay.
- Is there anyone else
505
00:22:06,912 --> 00:22:08,914
who is having doubts
about this?
506
00:22:08,914 --> 00:22:12,085
Because this is not something
to take lightly.
507
00:22:12,085 --> 00:22:14,253
This is a huge responsibility.
508
00:22:14,253 --> 00:22:18,925
And you will be dedicating 100%
of your lives to this cause.
509
00:22:18,925 --> 00:22:20,794
People may not understand.
510
00:22:20,794 --> 00:22:22,429
Family and partners,
511
00:22:22,429 --> 00:22:24,264
they may question you
about this.
512
00:22:24,264 --> 00:22:26,299
But that should embolden you
513
00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:27,867
because that tells you
that their love
514
00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:30,803
has always been conditional.
515
00:22:30,803 --> 00:22:32,872
That's an unfortunate truth
516
00:22:32,872 --> 00:22:35,508
because even our parents
withhold love from us
517
00:22:35,508 --> 00:22:39,946
when we don't turn out
how they envisioned.
518
00:22:39,946 --> 00:22:44,745
But we will become
a family together
519
00:22:44,745 --> 00:22:49,789
in our pursuit
for unconditional love.
520
00:22:49,789 --> 00:22:52,658
We are voyagers
521
00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:56,062
of true love
522
00:22:56,062 --> 00:22:59,431
for the betterment of humanity.
523
00:22:59,431 --> 00:23:03,670
And if that is not something
that you are interested in,
524
00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,239
then you're free to leave.
525
00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:12,179
I'm with you.
526
00:23:13,414 --> 00:23:15,850
Me too.
527
00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:17,551
Same.
528
00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:19,186
- I'm in.
- Yeah.
529
00:23:19,186 --> 00:23:21,055
I mean, we have to.
530
00:23:21,055 --> 00:23:22,789
Let's do this!
531
00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:41,741
Thank you.
532
00:23:41,741 --> 00:23:45,412
Thank you. Thank you.
533
00:23:45,412 --> 00:23:46,546
This is a day
534
00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:50,183
that I've been looking
forward to my entire life.
535
00:23:50,183 --> 00:23:51,479
I just didn't know it.
536
00:23:57,057 --> 00:23:58,158
Every now and again,
537
00:23:58,158 --> 00:24:00,727
an innovation comes along
538
00:24:00,727 --> 00:24:03,597
that changes everything.
539
00:24:03,597 --> 00:24:07,267
I've been lucky to be at
the helm of several of these.
540
00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:09,335
In 1992,
541
00:24:09,335 --> 00:24:12,071
I envisioned a world
where people could
542
00:24:12,071 --> 00:24:15,241
send messages back and forth
at the speed of light,
543
00:24:15,241 --> 00:24:19,779
allowing everybody to easefully
make plans with each other.
544
00:24:19,779 --> 00:24:21,581
I called it texting.
545
00:24:22,682 --> 00:24:24,917
We love texting!
546
00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:28,154
And now I bring you
547
00:24:28,154 --> 00:24:30,055
the greatest breakthrough
548
00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:32,225
in the history of our species,
549
00:24:32,225 --> 00:24:35,028
universal enlightenment.
550
00:24:36,496 --> 00:24:39,165
That's right.
And to explain it,
551
00:24:39,165 --> 00:24:42,602
I'd like to introduce my friend
and business partner.
552
00:24:42,602 --> 00:24:46,140
Together,
we've been working on a formula
553
00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:49,576
to change the world.
554
00:24:49,576 --> 00:24:51,578
Dory Sief.
555
00:24:51,578 --> 00:24:53,713
Yeah, Dory!
556
00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:08,229
Okay.
So I don't get a kiss?
557
00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:18,906
Hmm.
558
00:25:18,906 --> 00:25:22,709
I believe.
559
00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:25,245
I believe that humankind
560
00:25:25,245 --> 00:25:28,882
can not only know love
561
00:25:28,882 --> 00:25:31,084
but be love.
562
00:25:31,084 --> 00:25:35,188
That we are intended
to transcend consciousness
563
00:25:35,188 --> 00:25:36,822
to survive.
564
00:25:36,822 --> 00:25:38,758
Since the dawn of time,
565
00:25:38,758 --> 00:25:40,326
we have pined for an era
566
00:25:40,326 --> 00:25:44,764
where we reconcile
the dilemma of who we are
567
00:25:44,764 --> 00:25:46,966
and why we are here
568
00:25:46,966 --> 00:25:49,236
and transmute ourselves
569
00:25:49,236 --> 00:25:52,706
into absolute peace.
570
00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:56,042
We are evolving.
571
00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:58,844
And we're so thrilled
to present
572
00:25:58,844 --> 00:26:02,482
the very first to evolve.
573
00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:05,184
These six test subjects
were chosen
574
00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:08,187
from amongst
210 million Americans
575
00:26:08,187 --> 00:26:13,861
and asked to redirect
their online presence
576
00:26:13,861 --> 00:26:17,231
with a new focus
577
00:26:17,231 --> 00:26:18,665
on the quest for enlightenment.
578
00:26:18,665 --> 00:26:21,936
These pioneers are gonna be
the first people on the planet
579
00:26:21,936 --> 00:26:24,504
to take the pill
580
00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:29,108
that's gonna bring about
a revolution of love.
581
00:26:29,108 --> 00:26:32,912
And now may I introduce
my disciples.
582
00:26:32,912 --> 00:26:35,248
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
583
00:26:36,882 --> 00:26:40,888
First up, Leonora Hamsdale.
584
00:26:44,058 --> 00:26:46,759
Red Lyte!
585
00:26:54,902 --> 00:26:56,336
Marty Plushfeld!
586
00:26:59,672 --> 00:27:00,840
Orange Lyte!
587
00:27:09,249 --> 00:27:11,118
Winnie Miranda!
588
00:27:14,855 --> 00:27:16,356
Yellow Lyte!
589
00:27:24,065 --> 00:27:26,033
Pepper Southerland!
590
00:27:29,635 --> 00:27:31,699
Green Lyte!
591
00:27:40,675 --> 00:27:42,115
Ritchie Thinky!
592
00:27:45,919 --> 00:27:47,487
Blue Lyte!
593
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:56,963
Yeah!
594
00:27:56,963 --> 00:27:59,199
And Elodie Revlon!
595
00:28:02,168 --> 00:28:03,731
Violet Lyte!
596
00:28:05,566 --> 00:28:07,735
Yeah! Whoo!
597
00:28:11,044 --> 00:28:13,380
Yeah!
598
00:28:51,152 --> 00:28:53,286
Hey. You okay?
599
00:28:53,286 --> 00:28:56,684
Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing fine.
600
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:31,759
♪ Are you here ♪
601
00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:39,633
♪ With me ♪
602
00:29:41,434 --> 00:29:45,505
♪ The one ♪
603
00:29:45,505 --> 00:29:50,011
♪ Who holds the key ♪
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