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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,269 --> 00:00:33,973 ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 2 00:00:33,973 --> 00:00:37,677 ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪ 3 00:00:37,677 --> 00:00:39,178 ♪ Groove-- ♪ 4 00:00:57,396 --> 00:00:58,765 Hi, sweetie. 5 00:00:58,765 --> 00:01:00,466 Can I ask you a question? 6 00:01:00,466 --> 00:01:05,204 There used to be this candy bar that had a big hole in it. 7 00:01:05,204 --> 00:01:06,606 It was like long and thin 8 00:01:06,606 --> 00:01:09,575 but thick enough for there to be a stable hole in it. 9 00:01:09,575 --> 00:01:12,044 Do you know what I'm talking about? 10 00:01:12,044 --> 00:01:13,245 Shoot. 11 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:16,248 I have been on the hunt for it for years. 12 00:01:16,248 --> 00:01:17,750 Mm. 13 00:01:58,924 --> 00:02:00,660 ♪ Oh, but dear ♪ 14 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:03,963 ♪ The sky is low, watch ♪ 15 00:02:03,963 --> 00:02:05,765 ♪ Fluent sea men ♪ 16 00:02:05,765 --> 00:02:09,002 ♪ Rig their rudders so they'll... ♪ 17 00:02:27,086 --> 00:02:28,387 Little extra security 18 00:02:28,387 --> 00:02:31,057 for the girl who can get out of her suitcase. 19 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,396 Are you the... the twink? 20 00:02:38,831 --> 00:02:40,532 From the wedding? 21 00:02:42,368 --> 00:02:43,870 Mm. 22 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:45,972 Yes, I suppose I am. 23 00:02:48,641 --> 00:02:50,442 But you can call me Chip. 24 00:02:52,311 --> 00:02:53,780 Wow. 25 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:54,981 I can't believe it. 26 00:02:54,981 --> 00:02:57,250 You're right here with me. 27 00:03:02,855 --> 00:03:05,458 I'm sorry, but it's emotional. 28 00:03:06,525 --> 00:03:08,227 What is? 29 00:03:08,227 --> 00:03:09,962 You did it! 30 00:03:09,962 --> 00:03:11,998 You beat those bastards! 31 00:03:11,998 --> 00:03:14,901 You showed them you're innocent! 32 00:03:14,901 --> 00:03:17,604 You're no idiot. You're no whore. 33 00:03:17,604 --> 00:03:20,506 And now? 34 00:03:20,506 --> 00:03:24,243 Now we can just breathe. 35 00:03:29,615 --> 00:03:31,417 What do you mean? 36 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:33,252 Dory... 37 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:38,824 Don't you see? 38 00:03:40,093 --> 00:03:42,195 We're best friends! 39 00:03:43,062 --> 00:03:44,697 We have so much in common! 40 00:03:44,697 --> 00:03:47,333 The first time I saw you on the TV, 41 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:48,434 I was like... 42 00:03:48,434 --> 00:03:51,037 "Whoa. Okay. What is it about that girl?" 43 00:03:51,037 --> 00:03:53,539 And then I realized... 44 00:03:55,774 --> 00:03:57,476 We have the same lips. 45 00:03:58,644 --> 00:04:00,779 Isn't that spooky? 46 00:04:02,982 --> 00:04:05,117 If it's spooky, say it's spooky! 47 00:04:05,117 --> 00:04:07,620 - It's spooky! - I know, right? 48 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:09,989 Oh, I know. 49 00:04:09,989 --> 00:04:12,825 I know, it's-- it's a lot. 50 00:04:12,825 --> 00:04:14,460 You're just catching up to this. 51 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:15,995 It took me a second too. 52 00:04:15,995 --> 00:04:19,465 But all you need to see... 53 00:04:19,465 --> 00:04:22,034 Is that you and me... 54 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:24,070 we're the victims. 55 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:27,573 People want to burn us to the ground 56 00:04:27,573 --> 00:04:29,308 because they think we're sick. 57 00:04:29,308 --> 00:04:31,110 But guess what? 58 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:34,847 We're bigger than that talk! 59 00:04:35,914 --> 00:04:38,384 And you proved it! 60 00:04:38,384 --> 00:04:40,052 I'm so proud of you! 61 00:04:40,052 --> 00:04:42,388 I'm so proud of you. 62 00:04:42,388 --> 00:04:44,457 I'm proud of us! 63 00:04:46,459 --> 00:04:47,926 Mm. 64 00:04:50,997 --> 00:04:54,300 Is--is my head shaved? 65 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,601 Oh. 66 00:04:57,103 --> 00:04:59,405 Yes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 67 00:04:59,405 --> 00:05:01,641 I--I--I needed your hair 68 00:05:01,641 --> 00:05:04,343 to make my Dory doll's hair more authentic. 69 00:05:04,343 --> 00:05:07,013 I was cutting it, and then it was uneven. 70 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:09,348 I got carried away, and I just messed up. 71 00:05:09,348 --> 00:05:12,084 But you look surprisingly great! 72 00:05:12,084 --> 00:05:14,020 I think we should keep this look for you. 73 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:16,789 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 74 00:05:18,290 --> 00:05:19,358 I know. 75 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:24,998 You have been through so much. 76 00:05:26,232 --> 00:05:29,335 And imagine if they had found you guilty. 77 00:05:29,335 --> 00:05:32,271 You would be in jail right now. 78 00:05:32,271 --> 00:05:37,009 But you told the truth, and the truth set you free. 79 00:05:41,247 --> 00:05:43,549 And now you're here, and you're safe. 80 00:05:43,549 --> 00:05:45,251 With me. 81 00:05:51,324 --> 00:05:53,592 What do you want from me? 82 00:05:55,761 --> 00:05:57,463 Friendship. 83 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:02,368 - Hi, Innocent Dor Dor! 84 00:06:02,368 --> 00:06:04,503 Oh, my gosh! We're so excited for tonight. 85 00:06:04,503 --> 00:06:06,438 Ell and I just got drinkies. Please return my texts. 86 00:06:06,438 --> 00:06:08,040 I don't know why you're not texting me back. 87 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,575 Um, the thing is, we need to know 88 00:06:09,575 --> 00:06:11,410 if you have enough little plastic cups 89 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:13,045 because we didn't get any, and I don't think 90 00:06:13,045 --> 00:06:14,413 we're gonna pass any little plastic cup stores 91 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:16,115 on the way, so just let me know. 92 00:06:16,115 --> 00:06:18,117 Yay, Happy You're Not Guilty Party! Love you! 93 00:06:18,117 --> 00:06:21,020 Honestly, why isn't it easier to find decorations 94 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:22,889 that celebrate being acquitted? 95 00:06:22,889 --> 00:06:24,223 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. 96 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:26,626 Do people not do this? Like, is this tacky? 97 00:06:26,626 --> 00:06:29,195 Or do you think it'd be tackier if we didn't do this? 98 00:06:29,195 --> 00:06:31,030 Like, throw a party. 99 00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:32,765 You know what? I'm sick of caring 100 00:06:32,765 --> 00:06:33,866 what people think about me. 101 00:06:33,866 --> 00:06:35,401 Like, if we want to commemorate 102 00:06:35,401 --> 00:06:38,304 our immunity as privileged and manipulative capitalists, 103 00:06:38,304 --> 00:06:40,039 then we should be able to party however we want to. 104 00:06:40,039 --> 00:06:41,974 - Yes! Absolutely. - Sorry. 105 00:06:41,974 --> 00:06:43,742 I just want to dance! 106 00:06:44,477 --> 00:06:46,979 Are you gonna keep me here? 107 00:06:46,979 --> 00:06:48,547 Forever? 108 00:06:48,547 --> 00:06:51,718 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 109 00:06:51,718 --> 00:06:53,019 No. 110 00:06:53,019 --> 00:06:55,888 No, of course, you get to go home. 111 00:06:57,223 --> 00:06:59,391 I just need you to do... 112 00:06:59,391 --> 00:07:02,194 one thing for me first. Okay? 113 00:07:02,194 --> 00:07:03,763 What is that? 114 00:07:03,763 --> 00:07:05,264 I need you... 115 00:07:05,264 --> 00:07:07,767 just read-- to read that 116 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:10,003 into the camera, okay? 117 00:07:11,570 --> 00:07:12,872 O-okay. 118 00:07:12,872 --> 00:07:14,974 Um... 119 00:07:14,974 --> 00:07:17,576 Whenever, uh, you're ready. 120 00:07:19,712 --> 00:07:21,213 "So you wanna know the truth? 121 00:07:21,213 --> 00:07:22,615 Well, this is the truth." 122 00:07:22,615 --> 00:07:24,217 Stop! 123 00:07:26,519 --> 00:07:29,889 Stop. I can tell you're faking it. 124 00:07:29,889 --> 00:07:32,424 I need you to feel it. 125 00:07:32,424 --> 00:07:34,760 Okay? Because I know you do. 126 00:07:39,265 --> 00:07:42,669 And if I do a good job, I get to go home? 127 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:44,103 Yes. 128 00:07:45,972 --> 00:07:47,373 Okay. 129 00:07:58,851 --> 00:08:01,420 "So you wanna know the truth? 130 00:08:03,322 --> 00:08:06,592 "Well, this is the truth. 131 00:08:12,298 --> 00:08:15,634 "Chip is my best friend. 132 00:08:16,802 --> 00:08:21,040 "Together, we can do just about anything. 133 00:08:23,977 --> 00:08:27,579 "And if you can't handle that 134 00:08:27,579 --> 00:08:29,748 Then get a life." 135 00:08:33,252 --> 00:08:35,154 Anything else? 136 00:08:36,055 --> 00:08:38,491 That's it. 137 00:08:39,858 --> 00:08:41,861 Could I have a glass of water, please? 138 00:08:41,861 --> 00:08:43,296 Oh, yes, yes. 139 00:08:59,478 --> 00:09:00,746 Hmm. 140 00:09:03,415 --> 00:09:05,618 So I get to go home now? 141 00:09:05,618 --> 00:09:06,919 Yeah. 142 00:09:06,919 --> 00:09:09,322 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 143 00:09:20,566 --> 00:09:22,735 I just don't understand why you're upset. 144 00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:24,837 I mean, aren't you happy they found her innocent? 145 00:09:24,837 --> 00:09:26,606 Yes, I don't want any of my friends 146 00:09:26,606 --> 00:09:28,174 to go to prison for murder. You know what I mean? 147 00:09:28,174 --> 00:09:29,508 Like, I'm not that kind of person. 148 00:09:29,508 --> 00:09:30,777 - Me neither. - But I'm just saying, 149 00:09:30,777 --> 00:09:32,144 as an actor, 150 00:09:32,144 --> 00:09:33,880 I know what it's like to have the audience 151 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,982 in the palm of your hand, and I just feel like, you know, 152 00:09:35,982 --> 00:09:38,985 at the end, she basically had that courtroom, like, 153 00:09:38,985 --> 00:09:40,853 giving her a standing ovation. It was like... 154 00:09:40,853 --> 00:09:42,655 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Wait a second. 155 00:09:42,655 --> 00:09:44,456 What are you saying? Are you saying you're jealous 156 00:09:44,456 --> 00:09:47,193 of Dory's closing statement? - No! 157 00:09:48,194 --> 00:09:49,729 I am just saying, I think it's selfish of her, 158 00:09:49,729 --> 00:09:51,530 considering I'm the actor of the friend group. 159 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:52,765 Okay, so what was she supposed to do? 160 00:09:52,765 --> 00:09:54,400 Let you make her closing statement? 161 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,869 I'm not saying that, Elliott, but if I were, 162 00:09:56,869 --> 00:09:58,504 I don't think there'd be anything wrong with that. 163 00:09:58,504 --> 00:10:00,372 Portia, Dory's crazy, okay? 164 00:10:00,372 --> 00:10:02,441 She wasn't "acting" up there, she was lying. 165 00:10:02,441 --> 00:10:04,376 God! Why can't I have a little crazy? 166 00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:06,478 I wanna be crazy! 167 00:11:58,757 --> 00:12:01,794 Hello? Hello? 168 00:12:20,513 --> 00:12:22,048 What is this? 169 00:12:22,048 --> 00:12:24,817 What is my life now? 170 00:12:50,609 --> 00:12:53,279 - Breaded chicken niblets, 171 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,648 air-fried in peanut oil, 172 00:12:55,648 --> 00:12:58,517 with mashed potatoes crowned in white gravy, 173 00:12:58,517 --> 00:13:00,152 just for you. 174 00:13:00,152 --> 00:13:01,587 I saw you order that once 175 00:13:01,587 --> 00:13:03,389 when I used to follow you around all the time, 176 00:13:03,389 --> 00:13:05,157 and you just ate it up. 177 00:13:05,157 --> 00:13:09,028 But anyway, relax, enjoy, rest. 178 00:13:09,028 --> 00:13:11,631 Okay? You have a lot to think about. 179 00:13:11,631 --> 00:13:14,100 W-w-wait, wait! Wait! 180 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,368 Uh... 181 00:13:16,669 --> 00:13:19,071 You said that I could go home. 182 00:13:19,071 --> 00:13:21,573 This is your home, Dory. 183 00:13:21,573 --> 00:13:24,310 This is a better version of your life. 184 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,012 Okay? Because in here, 185 00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:28,848 you can thrive, and you can grow, okay? 186 00:13:28,848 --> 00:13:32,819 And in here, there's no chance of you being tempted 187 00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:35,888 to go back to those awful, awful people. 188 00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:38,958 - What people? - Drew! 189 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,559 Portia! Elliott! 190 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:44,596 Dory, you've been associating with unwell people. 191 00:13:44,596 --> 00:13:47,299 Losers. Idiots. Okay? 192 00:13:47,299 --> 00:13:48,901 They're mentally ill. 193 00:13:50,836 --> 00:13:52,304 Well... 194 00:13:52,304 --> 00:13:54,941 you could just let me leave. 195 00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:57,910 You know? I-I-I don't have to go back to them. 196 00:13:57,910 --> 00:14:00,479 I--I'll go wherever you want me to go! 197 00:14:00,479 --> 00:14:02,815 Dory! No! 198 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,417 You don't get it. 199 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,820 Let me try to explain something to you. 200 00:14:08,721 --> 00:14:12,625 I have a PhD in psychology from a top-tier school. 201 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,861 It's not Ivy, but it might as well be. 202 00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:17,129 And you have formed what we call 203 00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:20,733 a maladaptive codependency with these people. 204 00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:24,704 You have enabled them for far too long, okay? 205 00:14:24,704 --> 00:14:26,639 They don't respect you! 206 00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:30,710 They mock you! They testify against you! 207 00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:32,812 Hello! Friends? 208 00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:34,947 What kind of friends are that? 209 00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:37,416 So you see, I just can't take a chance 210 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:40,653 on you repeating the pattern of going back to the people 211 00:14:40,653 --> 00:14:44,323 who hurt you the most, time and time again. 212 00:14:44,323 --> 00:14:46,058 You understand? 213 00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:47,860 Please. 214 00:14:49,295 --> 00:14:50,830 Please. 215 00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:54,400 Please, just--just let me go. 216 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,834 Mm. 217 00:14:57,736 --> 00:15:00,572 This is a better version of your home. 218 00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:02,675 Better version of your life. 219 00:15:02,675 --> 00:15:06,245 And I'm a better version of your friends. 220 00:15:06,245 --> 00:15:08,480 I'm your best friend. 221 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,352 You said it yourself. 222 00:15:13,352 --> 00:15:15,387 And I have it on tape. 223 00:15:15,387 --> 00:15:16,588 Wait! 224 00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:18,590 Wait, please, please! 225 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,492 Please let me go, please! 226 00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:28,868 It wasn't so bad after all, right? 227 00:15:28,868 --> 00:15:30,569 - Best meal we've had here. - Pretty good. 228 00:15:30,569 --> 00:15:31,904 Right. Brazilian's not bad. 229 00:15:31,904 --> 00:15:33,673 - You know what? - Empanada! 230 00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:35,374 Come on! You're supposed to be in a cheery mood. 231 00:15:35,374 --> 00:15:36,809 Can you please put your phone away? 232 00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:38,444 I'll be cheery when I get on the damn plane. 233 00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:40,747 - Drew, put your phone away. - Hi. 234 00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:42,548 - Drew! - Yeah, well, Portia, 235 00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:43,783 I know that you've been texting me, okay, 236 00:15:43,783 --> 00:15:45,451 and I'm sorry, but it's just... 237 00:15:45,451 --> 00:15:46,753 I really, really, really 238 00:15:46,753 --> 00:15:48,120 don't want to see Dory right now, 239 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,756 so please, do not make me come down there. 240 00:15:49,756 --> 00:15:51,390 I totally get it, but the thing is, 241 00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:53,159 she's not returning any of our texts and calls, okay? 242 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,194 And all these, like, people are showing up, 243 00:15:55,194 --> 00:15:58,130 and it's, like, total chaos, and everybody's freaking out. 244 00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,866 And we have no way to get into the apartment... 245 00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:03,102 both: ♪ Happy Not Guilty to you... ♪ 246 00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:06,773 all: ♪ Happy Not Guilty to you! ♪ 247 00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:08,407 Uh, yeah, okay, can't you just wait in a bodega 248 00:16:08,407 --> 00:16:09,541 or something, Portia? 249 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:11,043 No, Drewbie, please! 250 00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:12,645 Get off the phone! Get off the phone! 251 00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,380 Okay, yeah, I'll be there. Fine. I'll be there. 252 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,215 all: ♪ To you... ♪ 253 00:16:16,215 --> 00:16:18,817 - Hey! - Don't you love it? 254 00:16:19,618 --> 00:16:21,054 He hates it. 255 00:16:37,937 --> 00:16:40,206 Oh, just gonna take the plate from you. 256 00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:41,473 Ow! 257 00:16:41,473 --> 00:16:43,109 Ah! Stop! 258 00:16:43,109 --> 00:16:45,211 Stop it! Ah! 259 00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:48,648 Make it stop! Stop it! 260 00:16:48,648 --> 00:16:50,516 Stop it! Stop! 261 00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:57,156 - Ow! - I'm out of here! 262 00:16:57,156 --> 00:16:59,125 Ow! Why? 263 00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:05,131 Ow! 264 00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:07,433 Ha! 265 00:17:15,308 --> 00:17:17,343 You're gonna need more than your body weight 266 00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:19,411 to get past the door. 267 00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:23,282 Home Sweet Home had a little sale on steel doors, 268 00:17:23,282 --> 00:17:26,019 so, uh... you're gonna need the code. 269 00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:29,788 What's the code? 270 00:17:30,656 --> 00:17:32,524 What's the code? - Okay! 271 00:17:32,524 --> 00:17:35,194 Okay, fine! 272 00:17:35,194 --> 00:17:37,329 It's seven... 273 00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:38,631 nine... 274 00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:39,799 three... 275 00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:41,067 three... 276 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,903 Are... you... kidding me... 277 00:17:43,903 --> 00:17:46,739 you-are-down-here for-your-safety. 278 00:17:55,181 --> 00:17:56,182 Excuse me. 279 00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,085 - Drewbie! - Hi! Oh... 280 00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:00,920 Oh, my God. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 281 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,855 Thank you so much. We've gotten so cold. 282 00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:04,423 This is more than a few friends 283 00:18:04,423 --> 00:18:05,792 and their partners. 284 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,059 Well, invites get really complicated 285 00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:08,260 when you're trying to, you know, 286 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,328 include everyone. 287 00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:14,834 Can someone help me? 288 00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,470 Drewbie, Drewbie, I can't feel my hands. 289 00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,707 I can't feel my hands! I can't feel my hands! 290 00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,775 Okay! 291 00:18:22,775 --> 00:18:24,410 All right, guys, um, have a nice time. 292 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,945 Just take out the trash when you're done. 293 00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:27,546 I'm gonna go to my parents' hotel. 294 00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:29,982 Drewbie, come on! Seriously! 295 00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:32,184 This party's, like, for you and Dory! 296 00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:34,621 If she doesn't show up, who is it even for? 297 00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:35,988 Uh, Drew? 298 00:18:35,988 --> 00:18:38,024 There's a letter for you. It's from Dory. 299 00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,558 - What? - From Dory. 300 00:18:39,558 --> 00:18:41,193 - Wait, what? - Please read it. 301 00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:42,729 She had time to write a letter, and she won't even, like, 302 00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:44,230 return any of my phone calls? 303 00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:47,299 "Dear Drew, there's no easy way to say this, 304 00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:49,435 "so I'm just going to rip off the Band-Aid 305 00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:52,672 "and make it as painless as possible for both of us. 306 00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:54,907 I'm breaking up with you." 307 00:18:54,907 --> 00:18:56,876 I'm breaking up with you! 308 00:18:56,876 --> 00:18:58,144 She's breaking up with me? I'm sorry. 309 00:18:58,144 --> 00:18:59,679 She's acting like she thinks that I think 310 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,147 that we're together. - That's crazy. 311 00:19:01,147 --> 00:19:02,649 Does she think that I think that we're together? 312 00:19:02,649 --> 00:19:04,316 Because I do not! - Absolutely insane. 313 00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,218 This is bullshit! I did not say--why would I-- 314 00:19:06,218 --> 00:19:07,787 Please keep reading the letter, though, 315 00:19:07,787 --> 00:19:09,188 'cause I wanna-- 316 00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:11,390 "I need to take some time for myself." 317 00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:14,593 "I have done everything you and the gang 318 00:19:14,593 --> 00:19:16,062 have asked of me and more." 319 00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:18,330 Okay, "the gang"? She's gone full boomer. 320 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:21,000 I'm sorry, there's no bottle opener in this house, 321 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,671 and I paid $35 for this party. - What is going on? 322 00:19:24,671 --> 00:19:26,005 "Now it's time for me 323 00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:28,207 to finally put my own needs first." 324 00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:30,142 - "Finally." - "I'm taking a trip 325 00:19:30,142 --> 00:19:32,111 to Europe to start fresh." 326 00:19:32,111 --> 00:19:33,646 - "Please don't reach out. 327 00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:36,683 "I don't know when I will be returning, if ever. 328 00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:40,119 Please do whatever you deem necessary with my items." 329 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:43,422 So I'm supposed to take care of all of her shit! 330 00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:44,523 Oh, my God. 331 00:19:44,523 --> 00:19:45,925 "I need to focus on me 332 00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:48,594 "and my favorite foods and my future. 333 00:19:48,594 --> 00:19:51,631 "Please tell the gang if they want to try and reach out, 334 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,499 I will not respond." - Uh! 335 00:19:53,499 --> 00:19:55,567 "I am finally creating a space for people 336 00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,837 "and relationships who really love and care for me 337 00:19:57,837 --> 00:19:59,672 "the way I need to be loved and cared for. 338 00:19:59,672 --> 00:20:01,340 No longer yours, Dory." 339 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,075 This is bullshit. - That is bullshit! 340 00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,611 - This is bullshit! - I'm so mad! 341 00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:06,679 Yeah! Let's trash this place! 342 00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:09,315 Oh, God. 343 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,377 A part of me just wants to tell her 344 00:20:38,377 --> 00:20:39,746 that I fucked a juror. 345 00:20:39,746 --> 00:20:42,882 You can't break up with me... when we're not together! 346 00:20:42,882 --> 00:20:44,316 At this point, it's just, like, 347 00:20:44,316 --> 00:20:46,352 you have to understand she's just too far gone. 348 00:20:46,352 --> 00:20:47,787 - Yeah. - You know what I mean? 349 00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,121 Do you know what I mean, though? 350 00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:50,356 - Yes, Portia. - Because it's, like, 351 00:20:50,356 --> 00:20:51,791 she's just walking around the world 352 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:53,192 just going... 353 00:20:53,192 --> 00:20:54,761 "I'm Dory! Like, I got away with murder. 354 00:20:54,761 --> 00:20:56,062 "Hey, look at me. I can get away 355 00:20:56,062 --> 00:20:57,697 with everything in the world now." 356 00:20:57,697 --> 00:20:58,898 Here's my thing. 357 00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:01,000 Some people just can't handle fame. 358 00:21:03,937 --> 00:21:05,037 Okay, Chip. 359 00:21:06,939 --> 00:21:08,941 I give up. 360 00:21:08,941 --> 00:21:12,612 I'm tired, and I want to sleep, so... 361 00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:13,746 you win. 362 00:21:13,746 --> 00:21:15,214 Oh, Dory. 363 00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:17,617 It's not like that. 364 00:21:17,617 --> 00:21:20,820 Okay? We are on the same team. 365 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,355 When I win, you win. 366 00:21:27,459 --> 00:21:30,529 Okay, I'm gonna open the door now. 367 00:21:37,937 --> 00:21:39,639 I'm so sorry. 368 00:21:39,639 --> 00:21:42,308 I was just really scared. 369 00:21:44,243 --> 00:21:46,078 Can I just have a hug? 370 00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:51,651 - Oh. Oh! 371 00:21:52,652 --> 00:21:54,420 Come on. Come on! 372 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,330 Tell me the code, or I will jam this pen 373 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:06,265 in your throat, and you will bleed out and die, 374 00:22:06,265 --> 00:22:09,002 and I swear to God, I'm not afraid to do it. 375 00:22:09,902 --> 00:22:11,704 Tell me the code! 376 00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:12,872 No. 377 00:22:12,872 --> 00:22:14,273 Okay! 378 00:22:15,174 --> 00:22:17,376 I'm gonna kill you, then. 379 00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:19,411 Well, that's just not a very good plan. 380 00:22:19,411 --> 00:22:21,914 If you kill me, then you'll just be stuck down here 381 00:22:21,914 --> 00:22:23,482 with my dead body. 382 00:22:23,482 --> 00:22:25,584 Then you'll starve to death and die too. 383 00:22:25,584 --> 00:22:29,155 Yeah, try--you can't get out of here without me. 384 00:22:29,155 --> 00:22:32,859 Put in the code, Chip. 385 00:22:32,859 --> 00:22:34,761 Or I will shove this pen 386 00:22:34,761 --> 00:22:36,528 so deep down your throat 387 00:22:36,528 --> 00:22:38,397 that you will bleed out all over the floor, 388 00:22:38,397 --> 00:22:41,434 and it'll be excruciatingly painful. 389 00:22:43,402 --> 00:22:45,605 Put in the code! 390 00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:47,240 Come on! 391 00:22:49,943 --> 00:22:52,344 Chip... 392 00:22:52,344 --> 00:22:54,447 I am a survivor. 393 00:22:55,481 --> 00:22:57,249 I will get out of this place. 394 00:22:57,249 --> 00:23:00,953 Whether it's now or later. 395 00:23:00,953 --> 00:23:03,589 Because as it turns out... 396 00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:08,695 I'm not afraid to hurt people to get what I want. 397 00:23:08,695 --> 00:23:11,063 I think you're just being a little hard on yourself. 398 00:23:11,063 --> 00:23:13,733 You have three seconds! 399 00:23:13,733 --> 00:23:16,002 Three... 400 00:23:16,635 --> 00:23:18,237 Two! 401 00:23:19,872 --> 00:23:21,407 One! 402 00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:24,343 It really is just not thought out, Dory. 403 00:23:31,017 --> 00:23:32,619 Aw. 404 00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:35,621 My pen. 405 00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:40,292 I feel so taken advantage of. Do you know what I mean? 406 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:41,661 - Yes. - Course I know what you mean. 407 00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:43,195 Look at me. - It's like, "Thanks." 408 00:23:43,195 --> 00:23:45,064 I just, like-- I just threw, like, 409 00:23:45,064 --> 00:23:46,933 a congratulations on you-- 410 00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:48,567 "you're not guilty for murder" party 411 00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:51,671 for someone that I do specifically know is guilty. 412 00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,472 I just wish that... 413 00:23:53,472 --> 00:23:55,642 things were, like, simple and straightforward. 414 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,644 It's like, how did all this chaos happen? 415 00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,278 I don't know. I fucking know don't. 416 00:23:59,278 --> 00:24:02,248 I mean, I used to be a good boy, like... 417 00:24:02,248 --> 00:24:04,550 I ate all my vegetables... - You're a good boy. 418 00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:07,654 And, like, I shared them like crazy! 419 00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,756 It's, like... 420 00:24:09,756 --> 00:24:12,225 Why can't I be happy? 421 00:24:13,392 --> 00:24:17,063 I just, like, wanna go to a happy place. 422 00:24:17,063 --> 00:24:18,464 You know, reading that Dory letter 423 00:24:18,464 --> 00:24:19,966 from before when we were over there? 424 00:24:19,966 --> 00:24:21,233 Yeah. Yes. 425 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:23,269 I was like, "I have to look within." 426 00:24:23,269 --> 00:24:25,104 And I was like, like, "I don't want to be that." 427 00:24:25,104 --> 00:24:26,372 - Yeah. - I don't wanna hide 428 00:24:26,372 --> 00:24:27,807 from America. - Yes. 429 00:24:27,807 --> 00:24:29,642 And if I'm gonna do this Charlie Reenie show, 430 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,778 I wanna do it right, you know what I mean? 431 00:24:31,778 --> 00:24:33,212 - Yes. - I wanna have 432 00:24:33,212 --> 00:24:35,882 real conversations that heal this country, 433 00:24:35,882 --> 00:24:37,950 that heal this sick nation. 434 00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:39,451 You know what I mean? And you guys have to 435 00:24:39,451 --> 00:24:41,921 hold me accountable for that. - Yes. We will. 436 00:24:41,921 --> 00:24:43,756 You guys have to hold me accountable. 437 00:24:43,756 --> 00:24:45,758 Hold me accountable. - We're friends, you idiot. 438 00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:47,259 Hold me accountable. 439 00:24:47,259 --> 00:24:49,528 You promise to hold me accountable? 440 00:25:08,614 --> 00:25:09,982 You know what I'm gonna do right now? 441 00:25:09,982 --> 00:25:11,550 - What? - Mm? 442 00:25:12,651 --> 00:25:14,253 Instead of talking shit about Dory... 443 00:25:14,253 --> 00:25:15,321 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 444 00:25:15,321 --> 00:25:16,555 I'm gonna call her right now. 445 00:25:16,555 --> 00:25:18,124 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 446 00:25:18,124 --> 00:25:19,558 - Yes! Yes! - And I'm gonna tell her-- 447 00:25:19,558 --> 00:25:21,794 I'm gonna tell her exactly how I feel about her. 448 00:25:21,794 --> 00:25:24,063 Fuck yes, Elliot. Fuck yes, fuck yes. 449 00:25:24,063 --> 00:25:25,798 - Shh. - This is such a good idea. 450 00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:27,767 She's a bitch. She's a bitch. She's a bitch. 451 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:29,201 Hi, this is Dory. 452 00:25:29,201 --> 00:25:30,737 Uh, sorry I couldn't get to the phone. 453 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,972 Uh, leave a message. Thanks. 454 00:25:32,972 --> 00:25:36,208 Oh, hi, Dory, yeah. 455 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,610 It's Elliott. 456 00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:39,211 I just want to tell you that I'm really unhappy 457 00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:40,512 with you right now. 458 00:25:40,512 --> 00:25:42,281 The way that you're treating your friends, 459 00:25:42,281 --> 00:25:44,783 nay, "the gang"... 460 00:25:45,784 --> 00:25:47,586 Is unacceptable. 461 00:25:47,586 --> 00:25:49,756 Quite frankly, you're an asshole, 462 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:52,291 and I've never been treated so poorly in my life 463 00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,893 by someone that I used to consider 464 00:25:53,893 --> 00:25:55,161 one of my best friends. 465 00:25:55,161 --> 00:25:56,629 Goodbye. - Dory! 466 00:25:56,629 --> 00:25:57,797 It's Portia. 467 00:25:57,797 --> 00:25:59,999 I'm so mad at you! 468 00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:02,334 You--you ruined my life! 469 00:26:02,334 --> 00:26:04,904 You are mean! You are a bad friend! 470 00:26:04,904 --> 00:26:07,539 And you should feel bad because you're the ugly friend! 471 00:26:07,539 --> 00:26:09,375 And I'm the pretty friend, and... 472 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,177 Dory, it's Drew. 473 00:26:11,177 --> 00:26:13,579 Honestly, it is so fucked up 474 00:26:13,579 --> 00:26:16,448 the way that you treated me and everyone else. 475 00:26:16,448 --> 00:26:18,818 It's, like, I'm sorry if this is too much 476 00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:23,389 for you to hear right now, but I am so angry at you! 477 00:26:23,389 --> 00:26:24,824 ♪ Allow me... ♪ 478 00:26:24,824 --> 00:26:27,393 Dory, you're a mean, bad monster! 479 00:26:27,393 --> 00:26:28,961 And a loser! 480 00:26:28,961 --> 00:26:31,030 You're a poster child for failing upwards! 481 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:33,666 I hope that horrible, mean things happen to you, 482 00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,935 and honestly, that is how I feel. 483 00:26:35,935 --> 00:26:37,303 Tell her, Drew! 484 00:26:37,303 --> 00:26:39,071 You tell her how we all feel! 485 00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:40,840 Dory Sief... 486 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,110 you deserve terrible, horrible things. 487 00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:45,878 ♪ To destroy you... ♪ 488 00:26:45,878 --> 00:26:48,247 I think that's a good note to end on. 489 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:53,085 ♪ Allow me ♪ 490 00:26:53,085 --> 00:26:57,857 ♪ To enjoy you, my love ♪ 491 00:27:00,426 --> 00:27:02,895 ♪ Allow me ♪ 492 00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:07,166 ♪ Allow me ♪ 493 00:27:09,769 --> 00:27:12,038 ♪ Allow me ♪ 494 00:27:13,205 --> 00:27:16,709 ♪ Allow me ♪ 495 00:27:18,945 --> 00:27:21,380 ♪ Allow me ♪ 496 00:27:22,414 --> 00:27:26,085 ♪ Allow me ♪ 34658

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