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So, April
um,
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I just wanted
to start by saying that
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it seems like somewhere
down the road,
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there's been some sort
of misunderstanding.
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Yeah. It appears to us
that it is your opinion
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that we did something
that we just didn't do.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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And after putting together
the implications
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of your threats to Drew,
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April, do you think
we killed someone?
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- Because--
- Yeah.
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It's like, "What?!"
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Wait. Are you guys saying
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you didn't kill a man
in cold blood?
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- No! No.
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- Mm, no.
- Why would we?
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- That's so weird.
- Oh, my God. You guys,
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I'm so sorry.
This makes me look so crazy.
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You should've just called
and told me that.
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I wouldn't have had us all meet
here so early in the day.
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This is so fun, April!
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I'm so glad we got
to catch up with you,
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but I think we're done, so maybe
we should just leave, you guys.
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- Yeah. Totally. Yeah.
- But it was so good to see you.
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- It was great to see you.
- Enjoy your breakfast.
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Or did you guys
have to meet me here
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because you killed a man
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named Keith Powell?
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Okay. So that's, I think, where
the misunderstanding lies,
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- because--
- No. It's not a misunderstanding
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when you overhear
your neighbors screaming,
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"We killed a man,
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- and now he's dead!"
- Oh. Shh.
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-"He's dead! He's dead!"
- Hey! Whoa!
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- Hey! Shh!
- No, she's--
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Oh, my God!
That was my play.
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- Yeah.
- April, I wrote a play,
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and we were doing
a reading of it.
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Did you like it, April?
I hope you--
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Shut up, Portia.
I know this wasn't a play.
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- I'm not stupid.
- You know what, even if
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what you thought you heard
was true,
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I mean, you don't even
have any proof, so...
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it doesn't matter. Like,
this is a waste of our time.
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- and we should go.
- Right.
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- Yeah.
- We're gonna bounce out of here,
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- and good luck with your--
- Thank you.
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A Talkgirl.
I had a Talkgirl.
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Well, it's not like
I meant to kill him!
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But you did! We all did!
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Okay.
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Now do I have
your attention?
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What do you want?
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I don't know.
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Money, tons of it.
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How much?
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I mean, I figure
between the four of you,
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you could probably
scrape together $60,000.
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- What?!
- Absolutely not.
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I know we look expensive,
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but that is way
out of our range.
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- Yeah.
- So, we get you the money,
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we give you the money,
and you just give us the tape?
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Yeah. But don't try anything.
I'll just call the police.
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And how do we know
that there aren't digital copies
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- of that tape?
- What?
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- Digital what?
- Like, is it backed up?
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You mean, like,
does it rewind?
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'Cause, yeah, it rewinds.
It fast-forwards.
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I can play it
in slow motion.
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No. April, are there copies?
Are there copies of the tape?
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No. But I'm going to
figure out how to do that.
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Well, that's good. That's good.
Yeah. You should--
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Whoa! Hey! Hey! No! No! No!
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Hey! Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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You have 48 hours
to get me my money!
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Why are you
doing this to us?
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Because I don't like how
you guys carry yourselves.
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And I don't think
you should kill people.
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♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪
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When I met Fat Franky,
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I was little and stupid
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and living on the streets,
like, worst, worst life,
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and then he came along, and he
was rich with big shoulders,
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and so I thought,
"Okay. Here's my chance."
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But then I start to see,
like, little signs
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that he's, like,
doing bad things.
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I saw some body parts
here and there.
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Anyway, I'm so certain
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that he killed this man
that you're talking about.
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He kill everyone.
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I think he's still working
at his bus company.
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It's called, um,
International Bus Exchange.
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I'm sorry.
I just realized
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I went to high school
with that guard,
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and I just got
very distracted.
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Could you repeat that?
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When I met Fat Franky,
I was little and stupid
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and living on the streets,
like, the worst, worst life.
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We're so screwed, okay?
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There's no way we're going
to get $60,000 in two days.
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If we could get $60,000
in two days,
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I would get $60,000
every two days!
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- Same!
- Yes. Of course. I don't know.
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But I don't know.
Let's just think about it
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for a second.
Maybe she would be into
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some kind of, like,
payment plan or something.
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- It's so loud, I can't hear!
- We're just complaining
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- about needing money, Porsh.
- That's the point, Portia!
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- What about your mom?
- What?
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Your mom!
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I don't have a mom
anymore, remember?
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- I have banished her!
- Okay, Elliott. I'm sorry,
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but what about you?
Didn't your grandma just die?
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No! She won't die!
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We keep waiting for her to die,
and she won't die!
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Guys, like, I really can't hear!
It's really loud!
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God damn it, Dory. Huh?
Why didn't you just take
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the reward money from Chantal's
family when you had the chance?
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- You know I couldn't!
- Well, I hate this!
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I hate this, okay? I just--
I'm halfway to thinking
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- we should just kill April!
- Look, she's insane, all right?
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So no one's gonna believe her if
she doesn't have that evidence,
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so all we got to do is,
we got to get that tape,
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- and then we'll be done with it.
- What do you want to do, Dory?
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What, do you want
to break into her apartment,
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and then some of us
follow her around
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and make sure
she doesn't come back?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Okay. Should we do that?
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I feel like
that's what we should do.
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Okay. Fine.
We'll see how it goes.
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- We'll see.
- Okay. Okay.
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Portia and I will do
the easier thing. Yeah.
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All right. Do we all
feel good about that?
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- All right.
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- That's what we're going to do!
- I feel fine!
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Guys, focus, okay?!
We need to figure out
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what we're going to do
about April!
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Oh, my God. You guys.
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Aw. This one
is obsessed with me.
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Oh. Dory, will you take a pic?
I want to send it to Elijah.
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I think we should all be
concentrating on the door, okay?
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I don't want to miss her.
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We've been here forever, okay?
I can't keep pretending
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like I'm interested
in buying the entire litter.
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She normally leaves
in the afternoon,
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so it should be
any minute.
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Hey, guys.
Still deciding?
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Uh, yeah. It's just a lot
of responsibility, so...
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I know.
I wish we could split them up,
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but that would be inhumane.
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- Uh-huh.
- But I like to think of it
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like six cats is six times
the responsibility,
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but, oh, the chorus of purrs.
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- Oh, I love that!
- That's so true, Kennifer,
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but I think my wife and I
need to keep consulting.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah. I think we're gonna need
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- 10-- about 10 more minutes.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay.
- Thank you, Kennifer.
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Oh. There she is!
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- Get down!
- Okay. Let's let her
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- get, like, a block down.
- Yes.
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Okay. Now.
Let's go.
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- Here we go.
- All right. Put the cats back.
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- Put the cats back.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
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- Bye.
- Come on. Come on.
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- Come on. Come on. Okay.
- I got to go.
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Bingo.
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There he is.
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Fat Franky.
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Damn. That's a big boy.
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All right.
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Where you taking me?
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♪ You just call on me, brother ♪
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♪ When you need a hand ♪
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♪ We all need somebody
to lean on ♪
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♪ I just might have a problem
that you'd understand ♪
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She actually has
a good voice.
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♪ We all need somebody
to lean on ♪
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Honestly, I have never been
more afraid for my own life.
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♪ Lean on me ♪
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Oh, God.
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- Okay.
- Holy shit.
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Hey, just don't
look down, Dory.
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Already am, okay?
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Okay, all right,
well, don't.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Okay. Okay.
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- It's locked.
- Oh, shit.
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Wait, what are you doing?
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Okay.
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Whew!
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- Wow.
- Yeah, okay.
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Yeah, yeah, that worked.
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Okay. Oh.
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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Okay. Hey. Maybe-- Maybe
we shouldn't do this.
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Wait, what? Oh.
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Oh, my God.
It smells awful.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow. Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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She's mentally ill.
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Sing with me!
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♪ You just call on me, brother ♪
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♪ When you need a hand ♪
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Is this the only song
she knows?
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She just keeps singing
the same song over and over.
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I mean,
would she label it?
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Should we just put all these
in a trash bag and run?
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No. No. No. No. No. Just look
for a pink label, okay?
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It had a hot pink label.
It matches the Talkgirl,
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so just look for that.
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Why are there
so many tapes?
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Why is there so
much crap everywhere?
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This apartment is filthy.
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- Drew.
- What?
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Just, like, don't move
for a second.
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- Why? What's up?
- It's okay.
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You just have, like, a little
bug on you or something.
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What? A bug? No. No. No.
Oh, no. Shut up!
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Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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- Ugh! Yeah.
- Ohh! I hate it here!
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I know. I know. Let's just focus
on finding the tape,
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and then we'll get
the hell out of here, okay?
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- Ohh.
- It's on my finger, too.
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Jesus Christ.
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Why is there
so much cat food?
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I don't see a cat anywhere.
Does she just eat cat food?
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I-I found where she keeps
all her pink stuff.
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- Excuse me! Hi!
- Hi. Can I help you?
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This is so, so, so cute.
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Do you have any other
patterns in the back?
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Everything's on the rack.
There's no back.
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Oh, okay.
Thank you for clearing that up.
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Will you let
management know
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that I absolutely
love this place?
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- Hey. What's your name?
- Sandy.
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Sandy? You're doing
an incredible job, Sandy.
243
00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:52,889
Thank you so much.
Can I tip you?
244
00:10:52,889 --> 00:10:55,958
She's, like, crazy,
but she's happy crazy.
245
00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:58,995
I can't believe this person
has power over us.
246
00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:33,296
Drew, come in here!
247
00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:36,466
Drew!
248
00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:39,069
- Did you find it?
- No, but I found a safe.
249
00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:41,804
Oh, God.
250
00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:44,206
This is definitely it.
251
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:45,475
Look at all that money.
252
00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:47,076
Isn't that just beautiful?
253
00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:50,447
Yeah. It's got
good friction.
254
00:11:50,447 --> 00:11:52,049
You earned it.
255
00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:56,953
Yeah. It's me.
256
00:11:56,953 --> 00:11:59,022
Listen, I'm going to pick you up
in a few minutes, all right?
257
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,586
I'm on my way, all right?
258
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,731
I mean, she's not even looking
at what she's getting.
259
00:12:08,731 --> 00:12:13,503
She's just, like, stacking
clothes over her arm.
260
00:12:13,503 --> 00:12:15,037
Okay. I'm sorry.
Not to get us distracted,
261
00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:18,808
but these mannequins
look exactly like us, right?
262
00:12:18,808 --> 00:12:20,576
Oh, my God.
263
00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:22,979
They're, like, slightly
hotter versions of us.
264
00:12:22,979 --> 00:12:24,847
Should we take a picture?
265
00:12:24,847 --> 00:12:27,684
Yeah! We have to.
266
00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:30,153
Okay.
Now, do a peace sign.
267
00:12:30,153 --> 00:12:33,790
Do a peace sign.
268
00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,925
- Want me to take it for you?
- Oh, my God! April!
269
00:12:35,925 --> 00:12:38,595
- What are you doing here?
270
00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:41,197
We're here because
we love this place!
271
00:12:41,197 --> 00:12:42,532
Do you love this place?
272
00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,729
This happens all the time.
273
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:46,236
I'm not April.
274
00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:47,704
- I'm sorry?
- Huh?
275
00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:48,572
I'm June.
276
00:12:48,572 --> 00:12:51,808
We're twins,
identical twins.
277
00:12:51,808 --> 00:12:54,177
We get confused
all the time.
278
00:12:54,177 --> 00:12:56,346
Oh, my God.
279
00:12:56,346 --> 00:12:57,815
Oh, my God.
280
00:12:59,649 --> 00:13:03,280
Oh!
For crying out loud,
281
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,255
I could be pregnant
for all you know,
282
00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:06,390
- baby killer!
- I-I'm sorry.
283
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,823
- I'm sorry.
- Don't you watch
284
00:13:07,823 --> 00:13:10,594
where you're going,
liberal-ass piece of shit?
285
00:13:10,594 --> 00:13:12,928
- I'm sorry. I said, "I'm sorry."
- Oh. "I'm sorry"?
286
00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,097
Look at this shit!
287
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,898
Now I have to go home
and change my shirt!
288
00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:18,301
I can't be walking around
looking like a maniac,
289
00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:19,769
now, can I?
290
00:13:19,769 --> 00:13:24,273
Look, this is us when we met
our dad for the first time.
291
00:13:24,273 --> 00:13:26,443
Pick up! Pick up! Pick up!
Pick up! Pick up! Pick up!
292
00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:28,144
Okay. She's not picking up.
Call Drew.
293
00:13:28,144 --> 00:13:29,512
I don't have
Drew's number.
294
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,180
What? That's insane.
You're so stupid.
295
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:35,751
People always used to say,
"June, you're the happy one,
296
00:13:35,751 --> 00:13:38,354
and, April,
you're the wrathful,
297
00:13:38,354 --> 00:13:41,524
vindictive, evil one."
298
00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:49,032
Oh, sometimes, I don't even know
what I'm laughing about.
299
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:54,537
I used to do this
all the time in junior high
300
00:13:54,537 --> 00:13:56,439
to steal my buddy's books.
301
00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:57,707
Are you trying
to impress me?
302
00:13:57,707 --> 00:13:59,977
Shut up.
303
00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:07,484
Keep that away from me.
304
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,628
Ugh. Oh!
305
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:21,198
Nothing works!
Nothing is good!
306
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:26,403
Okay. I think I heard it.
307
00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:29,106
- Write down 23.
- I'll remember.
308
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,581
Oh. Hey. Hear about
that maintenance increase?
309
00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:39,081
- Can't get a break, right?
- Uh, yeah.
310
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:41,717
I did, and I will
not be paying that.
311
00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:45,122
Maybe I like
the building broken.
312
00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:47,024
Uh, yeah.
313
00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:54,830
- Did you hear that?
- Shh. I'm trying to listen.
314
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,833
No. No.
315
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,701
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I think--
316
00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:00,437
I think it's her.
317
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:17,087
No. No.
318
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,789
"F" no.
319
00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:20,290
Fine.
320
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,575
Fuck you.
321
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,298
Dory, pick up! She's a twin!
322
00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:05,301
April is a twin, and we have
followed the wrong twin.
323
00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:06,836
We do not know where April is,
324
00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:08,971
and you need to get out
of the apartment right now.
325
00:16:08,971 --> 00:16:11,375
I repeat, this is
a twin-based emergency.
326
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,309
- Leave now!
- Aah!
327
00:16:40,636 --> 00:16:42,239
Gotcha!
328
00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:52,917
Ha, ha!
329
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:09,233
Dory, I found your phone.
330
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,114
Ha!
331
00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:55,179
- Excuse me?
332
00:17:58,115 --> 00:17:59,483
Oh.
333
00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:01,651
Oh, wait. Oh, shit.
334
00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:02,885
Oh, shit.
335
00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:04,987
Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
336
00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:06,522
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
337
00:18:06,522 --> 00:18:07,790
Oh, shit.
338
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:10,793
No. No. No. No. No.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
339
00:18:14,096 --> 00:18:17,333
You come into my home,
you try to break into my safe?
340
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,535
This is my home!
341
00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:19,802
- Aah! Okay! Okay!
- Stop!
342
00:18:19,802 --> 00:18:21,203
- April!
- Okay! Stop!
343
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:24,373
And let's not forget
that you rejected me, Drew,
344
00:18:24,373 --> 00:18:27,109
- and that hurt my feelings!
- I'm very sorry about that.
345
00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:28,912
And then you bring
your shrimp-ass girlfriend
346
00:18:28,912 --> 00:18:31,247
in here
and invade my space?
347
00:18:31,247 --> 00:18:32,782
You know what?
I want more money.
348
00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,249
April. April.
Listen, we're sorry.
349
00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:36,018
- We're really sorry.
- I want $100,000!
350
00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:38,455
- No!
- And I want it by tomorrow,
351
00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,122
or I am calling the cops,
352
00:18:40,122 --> 00:18:43,126
and I'm telling them that
you guys murdered someone!
353
00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:44,661
- April, please.
- And you're going to spend
354
00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:46,691
the rest of your lives
in jail.
355
00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:50,200
And I'll do it.
I've got nothing to lose!
356
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,501
April--
357
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,503
- Okay!
- Okay! Okay!
358
00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:56,334
God! Oh, please.
Just listen.
359
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,107
- We're sorry.
- Shut up.
360
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:01,578
Okay! Hey!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
361
00:19:01,578 --> 00:19:03,278
- We'll have your money.
- What?
362
00:19:03,278 --> 00:19:06,883
- We'll have your money.
- Get out of my house!
363
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:09,352
God damn it. God damn it.
364
00:19:09,352 --> 00:19:11,487
Okay. Okay.
365
00:19:11,487 --> 00:19:13,555
Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Okay.
366
00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:17,427
Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please.
367
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:20,196
Please. Oh, God.
368
00:19:23,699 --> 00:19:25,735
Okay. That's what
you're going to do.
369
00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:27,237
That's what you're going to do.
370
00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:29,667
Okay. Yes.
371
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,674
Okay. This is what
you're going to do.
372
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,109
This is what you're going to do.
373
00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:33,976
Okay.
374
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,215
Okay. Okay.
375
00:19:40,215 --> 00:19:42,452
Okay. All right. Okay.
376
00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:43,853
They'll find me here.
377
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:46,089
They'll find me here,
and then, he's there.
378
00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:47,457
Okay.
379
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:51,122
Here we go. Go. Go. Go.
380
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,831
Ohh!
381
00:19:59,602 --> 00:20:01,772
Oh, God!
382
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,168
Can I say
something messed up?
383
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:08,370
Mm-hmm.
384
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:11,739
I truly think
Dory is going to hell.
385
00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:15,477
There's no such thing, um,
but if there is a hell,
386
00:20:15,477 --> 00:20:19,280
- we're all going, Portia.
- No, just Dory.
387
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,817
God knows what happened.
388
00:20:21,817 --> 00:20:22,850
He's fair.
389
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,785
He clocked
that we were tricked.
390
00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:26,654
Yeah. Drew's
going to hell, too,
391
00:20:26,654 --> 00:20:28,856
for being the straight white man
that dealt the final blow.
392
00:20:28,856 --> 00:20:31,960
All I ever did was
be a good friend.
393
00:20:34,562 --> 00:20:36,197
And I shouldn't have been.
394
00:20:36,197 --> 00:20:40,502
♪ Time is a leap out
from my love ♪
395
00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:44,505
♪ It's a rose that grows ♪
396
00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:47,775
♪ From a seed
that I've spit out ♪
397
00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:50,478
What if we just ran away?
I mean, I'm looking at flights
398
00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:52,079
to Acapulco,
and-- and they're so cheap.
399
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:55,217
I mean, there's one that leaves
at 1:00 a.m. from LaGuardia.
400
00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:57,518
Hey, what'd you say?
401
00:20:57,518 --> 00:21:00,989
I was just suggesting
we leave the country.
402
00:21:00,989 --> 00:21:04,158
I, um, haven't thought
about that.
403
00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:06,827
I don't know what to do.
404
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:08,663
And I left my phone charger
at the apartment,
405
00:21:08,663 --> 00:21:10,731
and there's no way
I'm ever going back there.
406
00:21:10,731 --> 00:21:12,833
I mean, Drew,
you might have to live
407
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,337
in this hotel forever,
you know?
408
00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:17,105
- Yeah.
- And I can't believe
409
00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:18,639
she just said, "$100,000."
410
00:21:18,639 --> 00:21:21,076
It's like, she doesn't
even know what that means.
411
00:21:21,076 --> 00:21:24,045
But because she said it,
now we have to do it?
412
00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:25,313
I can't be the reason
413
00:21:25,313 --> 00:21:27,481
that all the people
I care about most in this world
414
00:21:27,481 --> 00:21:29,217
are going to go to jail.
415
00:21:33,955 --> 00:21:36,825
Tell me everything's
going to be okay.
416
00:22:03,184 --> 00:22:05,486
- I love you, Dory.
- I love you, too.
417
00:22:05,486 --> 00:22:07,555
I love you. I love you.
418
00:22:07,555 --> 00:22:09,223
- I love you.
- I love you.
419
00:22:09,223 --> 00:22:11,259
I love you so much.
420
00:22:11,259 --> 00:22:12,894
I love you.
421
00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:15,863
♪ I know that I've found ♪
422
00:22:15,863 --> 00:22:20,401
♪ The only one,
the only love for me ♪
423
00:22:20,401 --> 00:22:23,505
♪ Too gone and too proud ♪
424
00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:27,342
♪ For any love or anyone again ♪
425
00:22:27,342 --> 00:22:32,647
♪ I wanna run in the light
that pulls you under ♪
426
00:22:32,647 --> 00:22:34,949
♪ Are you really
ever too gone? ♪
427
00:22:34,949 --> 00:22:40,889
♪ I wanna run in the light
that pulls you under ♪
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