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Oh,
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this is going to be such a traditional
Christmas being up here.
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Ice skating on the lake, sleigh riding
in the snow, jingle bells, oh, jingle
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bells.
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I hate to burst your bubble, kitten, but
there's no snow.
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No snow?
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No snow.
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Oh, poo.
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Well, at least we're not in L .A. Thank
God we're not in L .A.
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I can just hear them now.
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Your Uncle Milton at the office and his
wife with her New York accent.
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Milton, can you just hear them back in
Bay Ridge?
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Sadie floating in her pool, Beverly
Hills and all.
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God, I can't stand that woman. She makes
me want to gag.
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I feel it coming.
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I know I'm never going to hear the end
of my Aunt Sadie.
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It's one of the hazards of working for
my family.
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I can hear them behind my back.
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Oh, Ted's shit's a girlfriend.
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Shit's a this and shit's a that.
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Schicksal. It's schicksal.
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That's Yiddish for Gentile.
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And you, my dear, are every bit the
schicksal.
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Maybe. But this little schicksal
girlfriend of yours is going to have a
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time. Snow or no snow. No.
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Maybe we should invite some friends out
for the holidays.
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That's a great idea.
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Why don't we invite Philip?
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Philip, your hairdresser?
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Philip is a stylist.
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That's true, and I know his style.
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Oh, come on. He has a new girlfriend
now.
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Oh, he has a new girlfriend. So he's one
of those hairdressers. And she's a very
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pretty black woman.
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Black?
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Trendy. Very trendy.
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I know.
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I'll invite Jack and Elaine.
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Oh, great.
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Jack the slack and lame Elaine.
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Come on, Donna. Is there anyone that I
know that you like?
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Oh, come on, Ted.
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Your friend Jack's idea of having a good
time is playing Trivial Pursuit until
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the early morning hours.
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He does get a perverse glee out of
beating the pants off you with that one.
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And Elaine, come on. Can she find any
more Kmart's to shop at? The woman is
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strictly... Bargain basement.
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Well, you know, Donna, not everyone can
afford to shop at Needless Markup.
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Well, anyway, I'm still going to have a
great holiday being with the man I love.
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The traditional Christmas in the
country.
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So there's this new man in payables.
He's doing collections.
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He's an Indian. Now, not an American
Indian, like a foreign Indian.
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You know, like the guy the Beatles went
to see that time?
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Yeah, like Bangladesh.
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That was George's album.
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Right, honey. So anyway, he's doing
collections.
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And he's on the phone with this guy.
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I'm assuming he's talking to someone
that's fallen behind, right?
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And I'm trying to listen to what he's
saying, but as I walk past his desk,
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speaking so quietly I can't hear.
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So this is what I figure he's saying.
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Hello, Mr. Jones.
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Yes, you know who this is. And I must
say that if you do not pay your bill, it
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will be very, very terrible for me.
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Oh, please, Mr. Jones, you must pay or I
will go so hungry and I will die and it
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will be all your fault.
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Oh, Ted, do you have to tell these
ethnic jokes?
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I don't think people think they're too
funny.
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Well, I think they're funny.
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Hey, does anybody know any good Polack
or Nick?
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Well, don't look at me, honey.
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No one ever told me no Nick a joke.
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Right on, Tony.
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Well,
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I think it's about time for a game of
Trivial Pursuit.
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Honey, will you go get the game, please?
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Did you hear that?
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I think I heard something.
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What? I didn't hear anything.
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Well, I...
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I think this is the place.
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Well, come along, Sid.
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Watch out.
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Be quiet.
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Now, up the chimney and down. Isn't that
how it goes?
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Did you hear that?
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I think I heard something.
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What? I didn't hear anything.
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Oh, come on. Didn't you guys hear that?
It came from the other room.
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I didn't hear anything.
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It could be burglars.
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Oh, come on. Country burglars on
Christmas Eve?
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Come on, Donna, honey. You know we left
all the burglars back in the city to
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loot us while we're up here.
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I know. I heard something.
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Merry Christmas.
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Look what I found.
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You look real familiar.
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Hey, cut that out.
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You look very familiar.
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I said cut it out.
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Where did you come from?
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Stop it.
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I said stop it. Nasty elf.
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What is it?
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Hey, this is my wife.
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Get your hands to yourself.
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I said stop it.
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How'd you do that?
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Well, anyway, they say they're runaways
from the North Pole.
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Well, that's not exactly true.
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Xavier's the runaway. I got fired for
dipping into Mrs. Claus' cookie jar
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Santa was away.
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The old boy doesn't want his elves to
marry. You know what I mean, huh?
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Well... We're on our way to Hollywood.
I'm going to sell my story to the
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Let me get this straight.
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You're Santa Claus's illegitimate
daughter?
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Mm -hmm.
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And your mother is a madam down in New
Orleans?
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Mm -hmm. That's right.
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One Christmas Eve, the old boy had a
little too much tear to spread around.
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And you were one of Santa Claus's little
helpers?
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That's right. You know the naughty and
nice bit? If you're naughty, I come in.
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Look, the gag is over. Who sent you two
anyway?
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Santa Graham or something?
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Yeah. Hey, look, Donna, did you get into
this or something? Is this your bag?
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Not me, Ted.
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Ted, do I sense a tinge of disbelief on
your part?
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Yeah, you got that right, babe.
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Well, you know what this is, Ted?
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It looks like a bush.
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It's mistletoe.
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You know what we do when we stand under
mistletoe?
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We kiss.
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Oh.
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Ted, we'd like to spend the night. Is
that okay with you?
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Sure,
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there's plenty of room.
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Ted, where have you noticed people?
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Donna, it's Santa's daughter.
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I mean, we just can't throw her out.
It's got to be bad luck or something.
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You know, this is crazy.
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I never believed in Santa Claus as a
kid.
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You know, I think we should count the
silver in the morning just to be on the
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safe side. And we should definitely
check the dwarfs' bag before they leave.
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Okay, Donna?
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Ted, will you concentrate on getting
Lockjaw?
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Well, maybe if you put a little more
feeling into it.
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If I suck any harder, you'll get
circumcised all over again.
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Suck it, bitch.
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Eat it.
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Let me fuck you now, baby.
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Ted.
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I love it when you talk to me that way.
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Let me fuck you in the ass, baby.
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Talk to me dirty, smart head.
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What?
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I said I love it when you talk to me
that way.
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Eat that dick.
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I've never seen you like this before.
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I'm going to fuck you in the ass.
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Ted.
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Thanks, honey.
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Give me that pussy.
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Ted.
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I don't know what I'm going to fuck you.
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Ted, I want you to fuck me now.
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What are you doing?
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What you just said.
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Suck that dick hard, baby.
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I love it when you touch me that way.
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What way?
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You just did.
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Okay.
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I want to fuck you. I want you to fuck
me too, Jay.
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Chew on that thing.
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I'll do anything you want me to do.
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Turn your ass over.
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Dad.
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What else do you want me to do?
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You can lick my paw, pal.
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I might fuck you.
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It's hard now.
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Now what?
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You just said you wanted to fuck me.
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If you like, sure.
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Would be nice.
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Okay.
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I'm horny. Let me fuck you.
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Ted. Yes?
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I can't wait for you to fuck me.
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I can't wait either.
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I know you just told me.
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I'm horny. I want to fuck you now.
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I want you to fuck me now, too, Ted.
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Suck that dick hard, baby.
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I'm horny. Let me fuck you.
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You've never been this horny before,
Ted.
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Whatever you say, darling.
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Give me that pussy.
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Ted, you've got to be patient.
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What do you mean? I'm patient.
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Patient with what?
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Let me suck on those teeth.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, Donna, baby.
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Oh, Donna. Oh, Dad.
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Oh.
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Oh, Donna.
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Oh, it's so hot.
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Oh,
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Donna,
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baby.
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Is there water dripping from the
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ceiling? Sweetheart, it's dry outside.
There's no water, okay? It's so wet
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here.
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Well, maybe you're sweating.
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Baby, you know, you've got to park under
the bathroom, would you please?
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It's so hot for you.
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God.
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What? There has to be something leaking
up there. I swear to God, I'm wet.
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Put a towel around your back, all right?
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Oh, Donna, baby. Oh, Donna.
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Oh, Donna.
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Oh, pull my hair down.
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Oh,
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it feels so good.
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Oh, baby,
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you got a tight pussy.
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I thought you already knew that, Ted.
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I knew what?
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Yeah, you have a tight pussy.
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Oh,
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it feels so good.
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Oh, fuck the shit out of me, baby.
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Oh, ah!
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I never married you.
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I'm gonna
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come grab you.
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I'm gonna come grab you.
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Donna? Sweetie? Yeah?
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Wasn't there a lamp in that corner?
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You're a big help.
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Let's do it again.
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Right now?
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Yeah, have you ever had an icicle lick?
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No, what's that?
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It's when I put two ice cubes in my
mouth and give you head.
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That sounds like fun.
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Get ready, I'll be right back.
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Just when you think you know someone.
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Surprise, surprise, surprise.
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Hi,
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you two.
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I was getting lonely up there. I hope
you don't mind.
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Oh, would you like to join us?
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Well, I haven't done it with humans
before. Maybe I should just watch.
261
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Oh, Jack.
262
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,580
Don't you want to do it?
263
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:37,340
You know I'm useless when I'm all tent
up like this. I don't know why I'm tent.
264
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,600
I just don't know why.
265
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,020
Did you remember to bring your vibrator?
266
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:49,780
It's in the bag with your trivial
pursuit game. On the kitchen counter at
267
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,540
Great place for it, Elaine.
268
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,260
You did it again.
269
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400
Forget it.
270
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,120
What do you mean, forget it?
271
00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:58,769
Where are you going?
272
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,990
I'm going to the kitchen to get
something to eat.
273
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:05,290
Elaine, you're supposed to be watching
your figure, you know. Fuck you.
274
00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:07,950
Oh, nice thing to say to me.
275
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:10,870
I'm here.
276
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,450
She's not here.
277
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,910
Ooh, I wonder what Santa Claus has
brought me for Christmas.
278
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,390
Me, little nasty girl.
279
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,790
Give me you nasty little elf.
280
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,890
Remember what a bad little girl you
were? And what we used to do to you?
281
00:18:58,970 --> 00:18:59,970
What do you got in there?
282
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,270
You remember these.
283
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:04,930
So it's retired?
284
00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,910
Oh, goody. Now I know what I'm doing
with this thing.
285
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:13,730
Elaine,
286
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:21,010
Elaine.
287
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:32,130
What's the matter with you? I'm just
sucking on some ice, Jack.
288
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:33,450
I can see that.
289
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:36,850
The old icicle lick trick, huh? Mm -hmm.
290
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:40,210
I don't think you know about that. I
thought you were like the conservative
291
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,210
type.
292
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:43,690
Well, there's a lot you don't know
about.
293
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:45,810
Eh.
294
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:15,930
I think I'm going to like this.
295
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,390
I have to get back to 10 o 'clock.
296
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:25,370
We better hurry up before Elaine comes
back.
297
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,390
I think we have a little bit of time.
298
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:38,450
Well,
299
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,450
it feels great.
300
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,000
Oh, suck it hard.
301
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,600
See, I'm not that conservative, am I?
302
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,200
Better than playing Trillium Pursuit.
303
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,800
Wait a minute.
304
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,980
Enjoy playing Trillium Pursuit.
305
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,000
Oh, fuck it hard, baby.
306
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,420
Oh.
307
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,940
God, nice and stiff.
308
00:21:58,540 --> 00:21:59,540
Oh.
309
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,480
Oh.
310
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,080
Oh.
311
00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:11,650
I got a great idea, Donna. Yeah, what's
that, Jack?
312
00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:14,730
Why don't I put some ice cubes up your
pussy?
313
00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:16,810
Great.
314
00:22:17,030 --> 00:22:19,390
I've been fucking for a while, man. Fuck
you.
315
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,610
Ooh.
316
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:25,290
Oh, that is great.
317
00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:27,950
Lay down on the bed, Donna.
318
00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:30,790
Let me put these ice cubes up your
crack.
319
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:10,930
Oh.
320
00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:44,850
Mmm.
321
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:14,750
Excuse me, I was just doing bed checks.
322
00:24:15,010 --> 00:24:16,170
Has anyone seen Donna?
323
00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:18,870
Oh, Ted, you're just the man I've wanted
to see.
324
00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:21,130
Can I try out a few things I've just
learned?
325
00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:23,050
Sure.
326
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,139
Oh, yes.
327
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:11,280
Toy.
328
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,760
Uh -huh.
329
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:15,440
Mm.
330
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,440
Mm.
331
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,840
Mm. Having fun?
332
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:23,460
Oh, yes.
333
00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:24,680
Oh, yes.
334
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,820
Oh, get it to me.
335
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,820
Mm. Mm.
336
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:34,340
Mm. Mm. Mm.
337
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,180
You ever been fucked by an elf before?
Oh, no.
338
00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:45,000
You're gonna have a lot of fun.
339
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,520
Oh, yes.
340
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,080
Oh, yes.
341
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,060
Oh, you get me hot. Oh.
342
00:27:41,070 --> 00:27:42,070
Come on down here.
343
00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:44,730
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you.
344
00:28:03,330 --> 00:28:09,010
I love your nasty toy. Give it to me.
345
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:49,640
Enjoying your Christmas present?
346
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:50,899
Oh, yeah.
347
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:54,120
Good. Santa treats everybody right.
348
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,260
Only naughty girls.
349
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,680
Oh, boy.
350
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,900
You want to get fucked?
351
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:47,090
Oh, fuck me, you nasty elf.
352
00:29:47,890 --> 00:29:48,890
Oh, my God.
353
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,210
Feel good?
354
00:32:28,430 --> 00:32:30,150
yeah baby
355
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,680
You want to fuck me some more, don't
you?
356
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:42,020
Get on the floor, bitch.
357
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,340
I want to fuck you. Look at that.
358
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:52,640
Play
359
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:59,520
with those
360
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,520
tits, baby.
361
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,200
That turn you on?
362
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,400
Yeah.
363
00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:06,790
Oh, oh.
364
00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:36,980
Huh?
365
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,380
I want you to play with me and suck me
up.
366
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,419
Oh,
367
00:35:51,420 --> 00:36:02,140
baby,
368
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,500
come on.
369
00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:31,620
Oh, baby.
370
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:32,960
Oh,
371
00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:36,960
getting ready to come.
372
00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:05,428
That was fun.
373
00:37:05,430 --> 00:37:06,430
Can we do it again?
374
00:37:07,610 --> 00:37:10,150
Christmas only comes once a year, baby.
375
00:37:58,670 --> 00:37:59,670
Oh, Donna.
376
00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:02,650
I've always wanted you.
377
00:38:03,470 --> 00:38:05,830
You know you're my best friend's wife.
You are.
378
00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:08,750
You're a one -sixty woman, I'll tell
you.
379
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:13,150
Oh, God. I used to dream about you night
after night.
380
00:38:14,230 --> 00:38:17,170
You know when we were playing Trivial
Pursuit? Oh, God.
381
00:38:17,910 --> 00:38:20,310
I used to think of your wet pussy in my
mouth.
382
00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:23,130
Oh, I love to suck pussy.
383
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,040
I like it.
384
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,340
I like that. That's it, Mama.
385
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,960
Oh, baby, you're driving me crazy.
386
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,880
Oh,
387
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,460
this is too much.
388
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,960
I'm going to fuck you so badly.
389
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,380
Oh. I don't want to take too long.
390
00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,620
Okay.
391
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:46,920
If you want to fuck me, come on.
392
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,040
Come on.
393
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:51,720
Get on top.
394
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:53,780
Okay.
395
00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,820
Okay.
396
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:01,420
Yeah.
397
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,720
All right. Oh, yeah.
398
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,800
Oh.
399
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,480
Surprise you, huh?
400
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,780
Yeah. Oh,
401
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:47,680
God.
402
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,120
Oh, this is a wonderful country.
403
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,440
Oh,
404
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:54,820
look at those lips around that cock,
huh?
405
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,400
Come on.
406
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,080
Yeah.
407
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,100
You know, I want to shove it in your
pussy.
408
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,900
I know you do. I want a tight pussy of
yours.
409
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:41,580
Donna.
410
00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:42,940
Ted.
411
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:52,040
Jack. Ted, I... Well, are you going to
stand
412
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,040
there and fight?
413
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Yeah.
414
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,020
She started it.
415
00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:18,660
Yeah. Well, I'm very... She was supposed
to finish it on me.
416
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,900
Oh, Ted, I... Seriously, I didn't... You
got lost. When was our marriage date,
417
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,920
darling?
418
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,040
We've got to finish.
419
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,480
What's this?
420
00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:08,850
Yeah, Jack.
421
00:46:08,890 --> 00:46:09,890
I'll let you know.
422
00:46:10,190 --> 00:46:11,390
Oh, Seth, come on, huh?
423
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,770
I can be angry at this time of year.
424
00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:17,530
I don't see Elaine in here buffing my
helmet.
425
00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:20,290
Well, that's a nice way of putting it.
426
00:46:23,290 --> 00:46:24,730
There's stuff in your face.
427
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,030
I don't know what with.
428
00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:32,130
I never believed in Santa Claus, Dad.
429
00:46:32,730 --> 00:46:33,730
Too bad.
430
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,360
Fuckin' human man.
431
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:04,740
Oh, I like that.
432
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,880
Come on.
433
00:52:22,190 --> 00:52:23,190
Um...
434
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:38,820
Don't come nearly during Hanukkah.
435
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,120
That's it for me.
436
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,360
We won't move, Jenna. For now.
437
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,240
Why so sad?
438
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,680
Christmas is almost over.
439
00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:31,360
And there's still something I haven't
experienced yet.
440
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,040
What is that, love?
441
00:54:35,460 --> 00:54:37,420
A truly romantic encounter.
442
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,500
Yeah. With you.
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