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I hope you're kidding me with your feet
on the ground.
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I've told you about a hundred times at
least to keep them on.
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Better go take care of that.
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Hey, can I get money for pizza?
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How are you? I'm pretty good. I'm ready
for you.
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Do you mind if I go get something to eat
real quick and build some energy for
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you? No, no, but we don't have time. You
know that I am ovulating, so this is
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the perfect time to get pregnant.
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Yeah, so go shower and fuck me. Are you
sure? I've been at work all day today.
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Just maybe a little bite. No, no, no. Go
shower and come back.
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We don't have time.
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You know the deal.
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You know.
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So... Please.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Just give me a couple minutes,
please. Just one minute, huh?
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And come back. Be quick.
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All right. Come on.
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I'm going to pick out the weird thing.
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I can't believe that.
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One thing after another today.
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I'm gonna have to do it the old
-fashioned way.
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She's hot. I can do this.
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Come on.
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Just me and you, buddy.
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Just like the old times.
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Wow.
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Feeling the pressure on this one.
Alright, come on. It's all mental. You
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that. It's all up in your head. Come on.
I really need to just focus on the old
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times. Remember those days where you
could bang out two, three girls at a
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at the same day?
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Just relentlessly pound them. Come on,
you've got to channel that feeling
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Oh, come on.
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All right, game time. Got to get ready.
Come on, focus. Here we go.
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I'm so fucking horny.
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And you're horny too.
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You know it.
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You're not getting hot from me?
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Just give it another second.
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Ah, but we don't have time.
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Come on, baby.
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Fuck.
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What's wrong with you?
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But honey, that's not helping either.
Come on. I know, but usually it doesn't
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take this long.
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I ran out of my pills.
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Oh, no.
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Don't tell me that.
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Fuck.
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So now you will never get hard.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck. I'm so pissed off. So what are
we going to do now?
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You have to see the doctor?
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Honey, the doctor's not open today.
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Oh, no. Fuck.
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You are so irresponsible.
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So what are we going to do now? You know
that I really want to get pregnant.
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And I am ovulating. So what are we going
to do?
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Fuck.
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Okay, you know what? It's better if you
leave me. I want to stay alone.
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No, I want to stay alone. I don't want
to speak with you.
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Please, leave me alone.
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Leave me alone. I want to stay alone, so
go into the living room, please, and
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sleep on the couch.
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It's better.
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Me too.
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Listen, honey. What? I don't want to
hear it. I think...
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I think I have an idea.
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Tell me.
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I have my son. Fuck you.
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What?
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Are you kidding me? No, it's a joke.
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No, I think it's a great joke.
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I know it's a little weird, but... Of
course it's really weird. Are you crazy?
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hope it's a joke, because it's not
funny.
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But honey, you're haveling right now.
Yeah, I know.
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He's my son.
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If he gets you pregnant, it'll be fine.
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So weird.
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Honey, it's not weird.
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He's young. He'll love you.
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Yeah, he'll love being inside you.
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You think so?
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Absolutely. You're beautiful. Please,
come on.
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But maybe I'm too old for him, you know?
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You know how young guys like older
women.
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Really? Yeah, and you can show him. He
will like me? Oh, he will love you.
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I don't know.
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Maybe, maybe it can be an idea. I think
he'll really enjoy it.
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So will you. It's a win -win.
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It's a win -win, yes.
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And you really don't care about that?
No, no. Are you sure you will be not
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jealous? I promise I won't be jealous at
all. Listen, it'll finally give that
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fucking 22 -year -old kid a job.
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Yeah, I guess, yeah.
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Come on, let's put him to work.
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Okay, okay.
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So you're going to talk to him right
now? Yes, I'll go talk to him. Yeah? And
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then I'll just leave and he'll come in
and you'll be able to take care of
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business.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's do that. Oh, that's so good. I'm
so relieved.
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But, uh...
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You're gonna talk to him right now?
Absolutely.
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I'm gonna leave.
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Yeah? Yeah, I'm gonna talk to him. I'm
sure he's gonna be okay with it. Okay,
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cool. And maybe I can find a doctor
that's open. Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna try.
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Okay, try. I'm gonna talk to him and
then I'm gonna get the pills, okay?
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Okay, thanks.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Get up. I gotta talk to you. I need a
favor. I can work night shifts and
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Seriously, listen.
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I don't have much time. I really need a
favor from you.
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You need a favor from me now?
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Yeah, please.
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I'm serious.
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I'm serious.
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Listen, I'm supposed to be in there
fucking your stepmother, and I'm having
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erectile issues.
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I forgot my prescription.
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Okay, what do you want me to do about
that? Go get you your prescriptions? I
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don't have any of that. No, I need you
to... It's a favor, and it's a little
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and weird.
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I don't know. You mean weird like the
time you had me ask my fifth grade
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if she had a boyfriend?
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Or weird like the time I took karate and
you were trying to bang my teacher the
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whole time?
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It's going to be a little weirder than
that.
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It's weirder than that?
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Yeah. I'm having trouble with my cock. I
can't get hard right now, and I really
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need you to go fuck your stepmother.
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Bro! Yeah, it's not that bad. Listen,
listen. Come on.
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Get composed.
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Dude, that's my stepmom. Dad, that's
your fucking wife.
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Listen, it's just going to be a one
-time thing. I assure you, I really need
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your help on this one.
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She's so hot, too. You're never going to
get another chance like this.
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I mean, you don't get it. You're my dad.
What if you get mad after you were
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whooped my ass and fucked your wife?
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Are you crazy? No, it's not like that.
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I just need you to go in there and maybe
plant the family seed.
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You want me to come inside my stepmom?
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It'll be fine. What the fuck? I don't
want to be a dad. Are you crazy?
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Don't even think about that right now.
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There's only a small chance that'll
happen. I really need your help on this
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son. Your stepmother is so ready for it.
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I mean, maybe I could do it for you, but
you know summer's coming up, right?
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Like, you gonna get off my ass about
getting a job?
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Absolutely, absolutely. If you do this
for me, anything.
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You gonna order me pizza after?
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Oh, yeah. Whatever you want, son.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll fuck your wife.
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Yeah, come in.
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Hey, it's Axel. Hello. Yeah, come in.
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How are you?
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I'm fine.
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Okay, you can sit here.
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Yeah.
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My dad said...
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Need help or whatever?
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Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah.
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I would need your help.
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Yeah, I could help you with... I could
help you with that.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay, so... Just take it out?
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Uh... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, you're hard.
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Oh, yeah.
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Not like your father, you know. You're
really sexy, my love. I could resist.
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Wow.
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My cock is so good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm so scared.
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It's so big.
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Oh.
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Oh yeah.
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That was so nice.
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Uh huh. Oh yeah.
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Yeah,
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it feels so good.
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She feels so fucking good.
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So fucking hot.
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I hope so, too.
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All right. I should probably get going.
Yeah, we are done now. And just if you
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would come back in less than one hour,
we can do it again.
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What? Yeah, of course. You know, I have
to do it a lot today.
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Yeah. Okay.
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I'll come and get you as much as you
need. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Okay.
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All right. Thanks. See you.
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