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stay here naked with you all day.

You don't have to go if you don't want
to.

That's your answer.

That's your answer? I promised him,
okay? He's my old friend.

Yeah, and what? I'm just your lover?

Yeah.

Good thing, though, because I don't
think he's quite as sexy as you.

You guys have done a great job with this
place.

Who else is coming?

Actually, Grace said she might stop by.
Oh, so how do you guys all know each

other? Oh, we were roommates in college,
and we were all friends then.

I bet you guys have some stories, huh?

Yeah. You could say that it was sort of
the walk of shame variety.

The walk of shame?

Okay, picture this.

Coming home early on a Saturday or
Sunday morning, I'm walking down the

for a big group of college girls, still
wearing their party clothes.

And in their pockets, bras and panties.
Oh, like they didn't go home the night

before.

Exactly.

Yeah, we went to college in the one
-night -stand capital of the world. I

you go to a dance club, a nightclub,
meet a girl, pick her up, and bam, you

at her place that night.

Yeah, Cassie had that moved down to,
like, it was no one's business.

You know, she'd pick up the most random
guy and take him home before she even

knew his name.

Look at that.

I love one -night stands.

Why?

Because they're all first -night sex.

What makes that so great?

You've got to be kidding.

First -night sex on the sexual heat
scale always rates a straight 10.

Sexual heat scale?

Yeah, you know, like, what's the hottest
sex you can have?

Well, what other sex is there? What
choice do you have other than first

sex? Well, yeah, there's the first -time
sex, then there's affairs, long -term

relationship sex,

And then dating.

So, what's the difference between dating
and long -term relationships when it

comes to sex?

Well, dating sex is hot.

But it's not as hot as one -night stands
or first -night sex.

But it's definitely hotter than long
-term relationships.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I think our sex life is still pretty
hot.

Well, I'm sure your guys' is.

But my point is that when you're dating,
you just haven't reached boredom yet.

Sounds like something Andy knows all
about.

Grace, I'm so happy you made it.

Happy birthday, Matt.

I couldn't find any Everclear, so I hope
a single malt scotch will do.

Ah, a woman after my own heart. Thank
you so much. All right.

Grace, this is Andy's friend, Sasha.

Actually, we love her. Hi.

Hi, it's nice to meet you, Sasha.

So what were you guys talking about
before I entered? It sounded

Actually, Sasha was telling us about the
different levels of sexual heat.

Apparently she's a huge fan of one
-night stands.

Actually, it's first -night sex that I
prefer, but one -night stands will do in

a pinch.

So, I presume you weren't a one -night
stand?

No. I'll leave that to the experts.

Well... How would you classify this?

A friend of mine scheduled a date with a
new guy, but she forgot he was coming,

so she made other plans.

Jennifer? Anybody home?

Hold on, hold on.

Who is it?

It's me, Jake.

Jake who?

We're supposed to have a date tonight.

Oh, right. I thought that was tomorrow
night. Hold on.

I hate you so much.

Alright, that's enough. You gotta go.

Was the guy she was with a relationship?

Actually, they just met.

Sounds like first sex with a twist.

Sounds like a big old mess to me.

I don't see how a chick can go from one
guy to the next without batting an eye.

Well, she didn't mean to.

I mean, I think she was planning on just
having coffee.

And then leaving it there.

Did she?

Well... Coffee turned into dinner.
Dinner turned into drink.

And before you know it, they were back
at her place.

Good thing you got all ready to go out.

Good thing.

Who first sex experiences in one day,
huh?

Jackpot. Actually, they're still
together.

Well, it doesn't matter as long as they
haven't entered the long -term arena.

You know, I mean, I'm sure their sex is
still good.

So what qualifies as long -term?

Well, for example, I once dated a guy
who's in a long -term relationship now.

Are you guys still friends?

We used to be, until he went back to his
wife.

Kevin and his wife had been together two
or three years.

And right from the moment they met, they
practically moved right on in together.

Instant access. Nothing wrong with that.

That's what Kevin thought.

Except that not even regular sex can
erase the taste of regular sex.

Apparently, their sex life had become
pretty predictable and routine.

I can't believe this guy was confiding
all of that to you.

Well, I didn't find out until after his
first affair.

His first affair?

Yeah, apparently his first affair had
been very memorable and it had

quite an effect on him.

Where did he find her?

Why? You want one?

No, I was just wondering because she
sounds like a pro.

And you would know because?

Knock it off, you two.

You're interrupting Sasha's story.

So, you heard about this from Kevin
after the affair but before he went back

his wife?

Yeah. I never knew what he saw in her.

I mean, he always talked about having
this great connection with her.

But, you know, to me it's... It just
sounded more like a leash than anything

else. So did they get back together?

He was at a bar one night and ran into
her and I guess things went from there.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Denise, we can't do this here. We're
going to see.

Hey.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I never thought I'd say this, but I am
so happy I tried to cheat on you

Yes, I'm as happy as I am.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Actually, I think it sounds kind of
slutty.

That's the thing about long -term
relationship sex.

It's only when you know someone really
well and you totally trust them that you

can do things like that.

So, honey, what are you going to go down
on me at the bar?

Well, I guess you're going to take me
out, and then you'll find out.

Sorry, guys, you'll have to excuse us
for a minute.

We have some reservations to go make, I
think.

So, what was all this talk about sex in
public?

If you don't have sex in public so bad,
why'd you drag me in here?

Well, I could do this.

How did you and Andy meet?

I picked him up at a bookstore.

Really? I didn't know Andy could read.

Well, he told me one of his friends was
moving into a new apartment and he was

looking at design books because
apparently the person that just got the

apartment is into decorating a lot.

When was that?

Two months ago.

I just moved into my new apartment about
two months ago.

Oh, really? Are you two friends?

We used to be.

You know, back in college.

I haven't actually seen him in about a
year.

So, tell me more. Why do you think one
-night stands are so hot?

I had a friend who swears the best sex
she's ever had was a one -night stand.

She met this guy on a plane, and by the
end of the flight, they were practically

in love.

Hmm.

Oh. Oh.

So if it was so great, why was it only a
one -night stand?

Well, he lives in England and he's
married, so they've never had another

opportunity to be together.

But if he's married, wouldn't that
qualify as an affair?

Yeah, sure, for him, but for her it
would be a one -night stand.

By your definition, affairs only count
for the ones that are actually in the

relationship?

Yeah, sure.

So if Andy and I have sex...

then he would be the one having the
affair?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

What's going on in here? We're gone for
ten minutes and you guys already look

like you're going to kill each other?

Nothing's going on. I was just getting
clarification on Sasha's definition of

affair.

Seems pretty simple to me if
somebody's...

caught cheating with somebody else, then
it's an affair.

For both the cheater and the person he's
cheating with?

Why do you assume the person cheating is
a he?

Because it usually is.

For example, do you guys remember Rick
Thomas in school?

Of course.

Him and Katie were, like, practically
married through school.

Sure he was.

And she moved with him to New York.

Everything was golden in their
relationship.

She totally thought they were headed
towards marriage.

I'm surprised we haven't received any
invitations to their wedding.

Well, there's a reason for that.

What happened?

He had an affair.

No, he didn't.

Apparently, it wasn't just an affair.

It was practically a relationship with
the woman he worked with.

So Kate found out?

Not until he broke up with her.

You're kidding.

How can someone not know their partner's
cheating?

It happens.

What's going on?

What do you mean?

I need a drink.

Maybe we should go.

Andy, wait at least until we bring out
the cake.

I think it's getting a little stuffy in
here. Maybe we should move it into the

game room.

Okay. Sounds good.

Uh, Andy, you know, I just was thinking
you could probably help me out with some

stuff in the kitchen.

Sure.

I'll be out in a minute, Sasha.

So I heard some really good gossip about
Cassie Morgan the other day.

You're kidding. I haven't seen her since
college.

Yeah, well, I ran into her friend Maria
the other day, and apparently her old

tricks are starting to backfire on her.

Well, y 'all knew they would.

You remember Cassie, the one we were
talking about earlier that we went to

school with? The girl who would go to
the club and pick up a guy and go home

with him in the first five minutes?

Yeah, the one -night -stand girl.

Yeah. She's the one that started the
whole one -night -stand versus long

relationship sex conversation.

Gotcha.

So anyways, Cassie still hasn't changed
her game plan from when we were in

school. She's still going to the bar,
meeting guys, going home with them.

And, you know, she's kind of hoping that
she'll meet a Prince Charming that'll

sweep her off her feet.

Not exactly the way you plan to meet
Prince Charming, is it?

Nope. She's kissed a lot of frogs, let
me tell you.

What is it?

My wedding ring.

It doesn't fit my finger anymore.

And I don't like to go out without it.

I'm sorry, my boy.

You pig!

Couldn't see that one coming.

Not at all. You know, who wears their
wedding ring around their neck?

I mean, if you're gonna cheat, just
leave it at home, buddy.

I used to wear my engagement ring around
my neck.

You were engaged?

Yeah, a couple of years ago. He was my
high school boyfriend.

Why not wear the ring around your
finger?

Well, because guys acted weird around me
when I was out.

And I wasn't really serious about him to
begin with.

You weren't serious?

Then why did you accept it? Because it
was shiny.

Back to Cassie.

So is she still doing that whole bar
thing?

Actually, she met a waiter.

Really? She was always talking so much
smack about doctors and lawyers and guys

with money.

You thought she'd marry a Saudi prince
and be set for life.

Well, I guess it turned out that this
waiter turned out to be her true love.

Wait.

I've been waiting three months.

Then you can wait another three minutes.

Okay.

Bravo. That girl deserves to be happy.

It won't last.

How can you say that? You don't even
know them.

It doesn't matter. I can tell.

How? Well, the girl's used to partying.

She's used to getting all kinds of
attention from rich, good -looking guys.

She's going to get bored with the waiter
and the sex in about five minutes.

Is that what happens to you?

Actually, I take them away from their
girlfriends and their wives.

Then I make them fall in love with me,
and I dump them.

How about that?

You're full of shit.

Yeah, about Dumbo in part, but... I
don't plan on leaving Andy anytime soon,

don't worry.

Speaking of which, what are the guys
doing?

So, what's up with you and Sasha?

You know, she's sexy. She's cute.

I just like hanging with her.

But... We just don't have a lot in
common.

Since when do you need something in
common with a chick to get laid?

Come on, big guy. You don't talk that
shit around Kim now, do you?

No, I don't, exactly, because I don't
want to. I'd like to get laid in the

decade. Exactly.

But seriously, I mean, you didn't want,
I mean, this relationship thing, you

remember? You know, I fucked that up.
That was all my fault. I didn't want to

get my teeth kicked out, but I just
didn't see it coming.

I really didn't.

Meaning? Meaning I don't even think I
know how to be in a relationship.

I mean, if I don't do it now, I'm never
going to know.

You are so freaking enlightened,
brother.

You're just as bad as my buddy Thomas.
You remember Thomas?

He worked with him.

That's right.

And he was a workaholic.

I mean, he wouldn't put any effort into
any relationship at all. You know, even

if he had to.

And then, you know, I mean, it got to
the point where he was so engrossed in

work all the time, he really didn't even
know how to start it up with a woman,

you know, get the fire going.

But then, one evening at work, one of
our co -workers showed up late, you

Uh oh.

I thought you said that he forgot how to
make a move. That really kind of sounds

like a move to me.

Well, actually, what had happened with
him is he was just totally fantasizing

about this woman so much that he got his
lines mixed up with what was actually

reality and fantasy.

The whole scenario just completely
screwed him up.

So what did he do?

He just kind of got her out of her mind
for a while until he, you know, could

figure out what to do with her.

Doesn't sound like a good plan to me.

Well, that's the thing. It worked for
about a day, and then he realized that

he could think about at work was her.

So then, you know, he rationalized with
himself and came down to the fact that

he just basically got up, went over to
the phone and called her and went for

and he did it.

And? And she took him back to her place,
and she took complete control over him.

Nice. How?

The usual.

You know, blindfold, handcuffs.

Release me.

So how do you like it?

Well, they're still together.

I think she made him realize that he was
kind of neglecting himself by burying

himself in all that work and that he
needed that part, the part of the

relationship.

You know, it made him feel as a whole
person again.

Well, that's exactly my point.

So then why did you fuck things up with
Grace?

That's a very good question. And I've
been asking myself that.

for a long time with absolutely no
fucking idea.

Well, it's a good night to drink.

Come on, let's do it.

So, we still haven't resolved the
argument about which type

of sex was hotter.

Well, I didn't think it was a question
to it. I mean, it's obviously had it

it's new.

I don't know about that.

What do you mean? How can you possibly
think anything else?

Look, you know, you've got to
understand. I mean, if you've been with

you actually know what they like. I
mean, that's got to be better than being

asked and directed.

But that never happens.

It does, right, guys?

Actually, it does happen. I mean, it
doesn't happen all the time.

But when it does, it's totally worth it.

I think you're just saying that because
you have to.

Hold on.

We've got friends, Cara and Jake.

Now, their relationship is based on
exactly the same type of sex that we're

talking about here.

Of course. That's the beginning.

You can't tell me they sustain it the
whole way through.

Yeah, well, actually, if you listen to
the way they tell it, it just got

I didn't know that.

Thank you.

I think they're telling you what they
want you to believe. I just don't think

it's possible.

Actually, no, I know it's true with
them.

How do you know? Have you seen them?

I haven't seen them, but I've heard it.

When we were at a resort for our
friend's wedding, their room was right

ours. That's right. I remember Jake and
Kara. They were great together all

night. And then when we all went to bed,
things got even better.

You guys can talk all you want. I still
don't think any long -term relationship

is going to have great sex.

Do you really believe that? I do.

So you don't think that a long -term
relationship with us is going to have

sex either?

I didn't say that.

You actually did.

Basically, if I'm going to be looking to
spend my life with somebody and hot sex

is a requirement, then I should be
looking somewhere else.

Andy, I was just kidding. You seem
pretty serious to me.

Come on.

Let's go home and get naked. Why don't I
just take you home?

To your home. Oh, are you serious?

Will you be coming back?

We'll see.

Sorry about that.

Better know now than late, right?

Well, that was interesting.

If you like watching a train wreck.

So what do you think?

I think Andy and I need to have a talk.
You think that's going to happen?

Who knows? If he comes back tonight,
maybe.

Do you two remember Mike Murphy?

Married to Tracy?

Yeah, they're a great couple.

They were, I guess, until he had an
affair.

He didn't.

Yes, actually, with an exotic dancer,
some chick that he met in a bar.

Dumbass. Well, to hear him tell the
story, I think things got to the point

Tracy that it had cooled down so much
that he couldn't get her to do anything

outside of the box.

And then he just got bored with it.

That's no excuse.

You're right. He should have had a
conversation with her about what was

in it for him.

Because no matter what, something's
always missing.

Exactly. So what happened with Mike and
Tracy?

Mike didn't give up. I mean, he made
sure that she heard his apology. I mean,

even wrote a letter explaining himself
about what had happened and his side of

the story after she stormed out of the
room.

Now, you know, obviously that night
later, he had slept on the couch.

As well he should.

But when he came home from work the next
day, Tracy was waiting for him with a

very different attitude.

Oh.

Thank you.

Now,

what exactly happened between you and
Andy? You mean, besides him cheating?

Before the affair?

My point is this.

You two need to have a conversation,
okay, where you both take responsibility

for your part in it.

Because otherwise, you'll never be able
to get past it.

What if I don't want to get past it?

Then why be so snarky with Sasha?

Happy birthday, Matt.

Thanks for sharing it with me.

Oh my God, the cake. I almost forgot.

I'll help you with it. Come on, let's go
get him. You okay?

I'll be fine.

You still here?

I haven't had the cake yet.

Oh, I guess.

Cake.

Is everything okay?

I guess.

Lucky I didn't give her a key to my
place, huh?

I'm sorry.

What for?

I said to Mike.

It's a good thing.

No, I'm sorry about us.

I mean, I let everything in my life take
a

priority over our sex life.

My job, going to the gym, my friends,
everything.

Let me finish.

We should have had a talk a long time
ago before you cheated.

I never should have cheated on you.

You know, it was so stupid.

It meant nothing to me.

What it did mean is I lost the most
important thing in my life.

I never stopped loving you.

Oh, my God.