All language subtitles for Detention of the Dead 2012 1080p BluRay x264-OFT

I'm just saying, now is the time to show
your support for our troops.

You do support our troops?

Hey, Janet.

Brad.

I didn't know you'd be in detention.

What of?

I saw you got a D in the count test.

Yeah, well, Mr. Corbin is a sexist.

I'm not sure.

Anyway, I thought maybe I could tutor
you.

Hey, Ed.

Remember how I like to hang out with
you?

man ever fail you?

You're sure it won't pop in a piss test?

100 % untraceable. Dude, if Marky McG
had been popping these, he could have

for Congress instead of lying in front
of them.

Good.

And you're sure you can get more?

I got the straight. Oh, God.

Wait.

What's the M for?

It's a clinical name.

I've heard of that.

Smart guy.

I am a renegade. Don't fit in with the
more they made.

Doing time on the lost highway.

Taking it day by day.

No way you got detention?

Now when your mom accuses me of being a
bad influence, she actually has a leg to

stand on.

Yeah. Can the Ash Man interest you in
his other wares?

Grade A, called Blue Sky.

And trust me, it will get you sorry.

Yeah. No, no go, dude.

This body's a temple.

There's no way I'm polluting it with
that shit.

Check it.

I tell you what, sir, if I ever meet
George Romero, I'm going to seduce him

bury him in little zombie babies.

But then they would probably eat us,
which would be kind of sad because that

means no more living dead movies.

But it would be a great metaphor for
what kids end up doing to their parents

when they turn into teenagers.

Right, Ed?

Mrs. Romathorpe. Eddie. I was wondering
if you decided yet about telling

Principal McMahon.

Mark Smith.

Mi amigo.

Oh,

whoa, bro. UK?

Man, some crazy bum bit me on the
parking lot.

I'm sorry.

I don't think I can just ignore this.
What you did is serious.

It's illegal, not to mention dangerous.

You can't tell him because this is my
chance, you know.

Well,

here, let Dr. Ash take a look. I got the
cure for what ails you, okay?

Oh, whoa, dude.

You got some legit nurse visiting,
right? Yeah.

Yo, Mr. Rumbles!

Mr. Rumbles, I think he's checked
Markman's hand.

Oh, Marksman's hand.

For serious, hit the nurse. For one
thing, she's like ten times harder than

Rumble.

Miss Rumble!

That dude's totally got rabies. He's
gonna go rabid in a couple of hours.

Okay, back up, everyone.

Uh, Mrs.

Rumblethorpe.

Markismus is dead.

You got what you call infinitely
expanding growth potential.

Huh? One zombie equals many more
zombies?

Oh.

So we can't go out there. We don't know
how many could be out there.

They'd be everywhere.

What are you saying? We should stay here
and hide?

I'm strong with the mission, obviously.

I was trying to say something.

Oh, he really stopped doing that. It's
even grossing me out.

Oh, Brad, baby.

What? Kill it.

Why me?

Jimmy, you kill it. I'll get the next
one. But you're the one joining the

So? So go get a hoorah on it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Man's here.

Baby Kings, you won't let them hurt me,
will you?

Jay, babe, I have years of military
experiences.

All right? They won't lay a finger on
you. You have years of military

experience? Yeah.

I've been paintballing with my dad since
I was six.

It's only me.

Oh, damn it. I got nothing.

I got nothing here.

Me neither.

Nor I.

Me too.

Maybe all these, uh, corpsicles are
creating some kind of undead zone.

Hey,

Lily and Ashley are out there. They are?

Well, open the door. Let them in.

They're a little busy right now.

Doing what?

Um, eating Rick Bliskin.

What are you laughing at? Uh, well,
when, uh, Ashley and Lily were...

about who would get a piece of Rick's
ass first.

So?

Lily won.

Oh, fuck.

Not funny.

Well, it's a little funny.

Got it, cool?

No, no, no, no. This is not cool.

I know you all are raging freakazoids
and all, but even ones as far removed

cooldom as you should still understand
how much further from coolness this

situation is.

Yeah.

Jenna, you should really lighten up.
Lighten up? No, this is no time to

up. If anything, we should all be
getting heavier.

Well, maybe you should stop upchucking
after every meal, then. Hey, Janet's

right. This is serious, and serious
times call for serious minds.

Thank God we have you, then.

Was Principal McMahon in there?

This zombie shit is really starting to
hodge in my mouth, okay?

All right, look.

Come on.

Come on, you too, Will. I'll get in
here.

All right.

This school is crawling with God knows
how many zombie heads.

We need to find somewhere to hold up,
and we need to fortify.

Oh, yeah, but everywhere we go, there's
going to be dead heads already there.

Yeah, we need somewhere no one goes to.

Why would we go there?

It's perfect.

One major entrance and plenty of shelves
to barricade the door.

So it's easily defendable. Yeah, and
it's right down the hall.

Good. Because all this running and shit
is tuckering the Ashman out.

Yeah, I don't think Mrs.

Rumblethorpe can take much more moving
around.

Um, most important... Yeah?

Not a single student in this school
would be caught dead.

Zombies only pay attention to what's
right in front of them.

Nice to work.

Okay, she's not looking too good.

I can't believe this is happening.

I am student council vice president,
junior prom queen, and head cheerleader,

and I have a serious problem with the
direction the school is taking.

Well, I just quickly, if I were you or
the next popularity contest you'll be

winning is most likely to get eaten by
the same body.

Hold her neck. Keep pressure on it.

Eddie's been studying medical school
since, like, infancy, so maybe he knows.

Yeah.

Ew!

Eddie, what is it?

Oh, nothing big.

Just the head of the world.

The entire cast is a gossip girl and
this is their angry love child.

Who knows what it's like everywhere
else?

I tried the landlines.

No signal.

So we're completely cut off from the
rest of the world?

What about the internet?

None of our phones can get a signal.

The school computer?

Really?

The thing's so ancient, makes old drama
cutting edge.

Worth a try, okay? You know, maybe we
can email for help.

Or tweet.

OMG, zombies attacking the school. Send
help pronto.

It might take a while.

Wow, if this isn't a commentary on the
current state of public education, I

don't know what is.

Everything will be okay.

Look at you. You are way too hot.

Like werewolves or vampires?

Or are you team Switzerland?

Oh yeah, me too, yeah.

Guys, I think we have a problem of
incalculable proportion.

Huh? Big problem?

Oh.

Are they getting in?

No, no, not yet, Janet, but they will.
There's no way they're going to make it

through the barricade.

Their numbers are growing.

Jimmy, they're going to get in. Well,
then that's it. I say we run for it.

No, no. Yeah, he's right.

All right, we make a run.

Maybe someone out there has a cure or
something. Yeah, and go back out there?

Yeah. With them?

Braddy Kim's baby, I can't do it.

Okay, look, I've seen about every zombie
movie there is, and one eternal truth

in all of them is that going outside
equals bad. Exactly. No, no, I say we

for it. And outrun the high school of
the damned.

Look, from what I've seen, I don't need
to outrun one of them. I need to outrun

one of you. And I'm pretty damn sure I
could be the asthma boy here.

You don't have asthma?

All the dorky kids have asthma?

Yeah, look, we make a run, right? Some
of us will make it. Look at her.

She's got big -ass boots on. She can't
run.

Survival of the fittest.

Hoorah!

Breach is fine.

Thank you. No, Bradikins, I can't go out
there and compete.

I play sports.

Okay, look, I'm totally okay with the
current living situation. I'm just

I bowl. I'm a bowler. I'm an excellent
bowler. Okay, Eddie, focus. Come on.

Focus, please.

Sorry.

Right, sorry.

Jimmy, Jimmy, your plan only works if we
all agree to go out there. And clearly

there is a large dissenting opinion that
plans just stay put.

Like me.

And me.

Brad, babe, you won't leave me here,
will you?

I'm piercing you, chillax.

Chillax? Yeah. Look on the bright side.

Bright side?

The school is overrun with zombies.
What's the bright side?

What else?

To get to decapitate your English
teacher and then continue to torment her

undead head.

Right, Mrs. Rumbly Thumbly? No biting.
That's a bad Mrs. Rumbly Thumbly.

Huh? Detention for you.

Ash!

Stop taunting the undead.

All right.

All right, look.

I got it.

If we're going to stay, we need to treat
this like a siege situation.

Our greatest danger is either a frontal
breach of our defenses or a small -scale

incursion via an as -yet -unrecognized
weak point.

We do some recon.

You know how to look stuff up and shit?
Sure.

Maybe there's something in here that can
help.

Zombie stuff, like a how to survive as a
zombie attacker.

What to do if bitten.

This is a high school library, so I'm
not sure there's a lot of reference

material on zombies.

Yeah, too bad this isn't the library
from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because

had a wicked dark arts selection.

What?

I like the two gay witches.

There's got to be something, right? Hey,
sorry, but when it comes to the living

dead, your best source of info is right
in front of you.

Between Eddie and I, we've seen about
every movie, read every comic book, and

played every video game that has
anything to do with zombies.

Yeah, that's right. When it comes to
zombie survival, we're the badasses.

Fine. Eddie, Willow, you like to turn a
tug?

That's in no way ominous or foreboding.

Jamie?

Don't worry, okay? I'll kill anything
that comes through the door.

Oh, man.

Jimmy.

Hang in there.

We can't just leave him there.

He's going to turn.

Hey, we all saw what happened to Mrs.

Rumblethorpe.

So? What, do you want to throw him out
the window?

It's Jimmy, for Christ's sakes.

Not for long, bro.

Brad?

Amy?

They're right.

You know they're right.

I'm okay now.

Kato.

Nuclear Fala?

Military super soldier experience.

From meteors?

Biological weapons.

You know what I don't get?

Mark. When he turned all Aberzombie and
Fitch, he was still pretty fast.

But Marion the Zombrarian was all slow
and stumbly.

Clearly each zombie retains some of
their physical attributes.

All right.

Enough.

Enough. We all seriously need to chillax
before someone pops a blood vest.

Chillax?

And relax when the powers combine.

Chill out.

Whatever. All I'm saying is I think it's
time to intro a little

mellow to this hippie

party.

Sweet. Share the wealth.

There's a lady dark dog come in.

Wait, is that marijuana pot?

Something like that.

I don't think this is the time to be
getting high.

I need something to calm my nerves.

What say you, Brad Tassin?

Yeah, fuck it.

For medicinal purposes.

Secondhand smoke?

What if the zombies get the munchies?

Ed, they already have them. Fine. But
smoking weed equals death.

Smoking weed equals death.

Drinking equals death.

Having sex equals death.

Basically, having fun in any way will
get you killed. You're right.

Horror movies are total moral -righty
conservative propaganda bullshit.

Tell me about it.

I've never been so happy to be a virgin.

What? I'm gonna look for that right
girl.

Uh, sure, if by the right girl you mean
someone lame enough to sleep with your

ass. Ooh, no, no.

Feltit's mistress of the extreme
eyeliner are regulars in the good ship

detention, but, um... What the hell are
you three doing here?

Nothing. Oh, come on.

What's an 18th level wizard, Dungeons
and Dragons geek like you doing in

detention? I'm a paladin.

What? Wizards, hippers, spazzes, and
losers.

What about you, sweet cheeks?

Oh, nothing. We were just caught in the
bathroom.

What were you guys doing in the
bathroom?

In the bathroom? That's gross.

I was just playing.

Check it. Willow wins.

Slutskin McDropper Joris is embarrassed.

No, we were just kissing.

Oh, get off it, Janet. Everyone in this
school knows you got a mouth that can

suck stardust.

Fuck you!

And fuck you, too!

What, you boys get to chase every ass in
tight jeans, but I do what it takes to

satisfy my boyfriend, and I'm a slut?

Pretty much.

You don't get it.

No one does.

Get what?

How hard it is to be me.

Oh, please.

There's so much pressure that comes with
being popular.

Everything I do, everything I wear is
judged by everyone.

Oh, poor you. I always have to say the
right thing, wear the newest clothes,

date the coolest guy.

But in the end, you all still...

Yes, you do.

You social rejects hate me because I'm
popular.

And the popular kids hate me because I'm
more popular than them.

Well, if being popular is so rough, then
why don't you, I don't know, stop

trying to be the queen bee?

That's easy for you to say.

You've never been popular.

We're not the only one who's felt so
trapped by who they are that they

did something stupid.

Really, really stupid.

Holy shit.

Where'd you get a gun?

You were going to Columbine us?

I wasn't going to Columbine you.

Gun is for me. You were going to offer
yourself in detention?

Is it because I make fun of you?

No.

Is it because I didn't go to prom with
you?

What? No, I didn't even ask you to prom.

It's because of her.

I thought you and the rumbles were all
at pupillage or whatnot.

Yeah, we were.

Until you found me.

I was just using Adderall to help me
study, and Mrs. Rumblethorpe just caught

me, and they weren't prescribed to me.

Percy, so you were riding the Adderall
train to Ivy League Town?

Yeah.

I got into Harvard.

I studied my butt off to get out of this
shithole.

To get into somewhere where I wasn't put
in a urinal for wanting to learn.

That's why I'm in detention.

And look, I want to live. I want to live
through this.

But to do that, we need to work
together. We need to put all our petty,

self -interests aside and work for the
greater good.

Well, this is high school, so fat
chance.

Damn it, Ash, this isn't a joke.

Two hours ago, she's running detention
and accusing you of smoking out. I

to see the difference, Eddie.

Guys? Look, Edster, there's one thing I
know, and it's when push comes getting

eaten, it's every man, cheerleader,
meathead, dork, and scary

yet strangely attractive gotchick for
themselves. It's the attitude that's

to get us killed.

Dude, we're all dead meat anyways.

Guys? Might as well enjoy the ride,
Edster.

Guys!

Oh, shit.

not to say.

With the amount of zombies out there,
should they make an inserted effort?

Yeah. They'd break through in about 35
seconds.

So we're basically screwed.

Is that what you really want?

Yeah.

What?

She's beautiful.

Sexy.

Super popular.

Perky. Not to mention perky.

You're just like the rest of these
idiots.

They were a bunch of mindless zombies
before any of this happened.

Trying so hard to fit into their little
clique.

Trying so hard to hide anything that
might make them stand out.

God forbid we don't all fit into this
cookie cutter mold that everyone puts us

in.

Popular girl.

Bully.

Stoner idiot.

Dorky loser.

I'm not like that.

Sure you are.

You died for one night with Janet.

Not because you love her or that you
care for her.

Just because she's what everybody tells
you you should strive for.

And you were going to kill yourself last
night.

Why?

Because you weren't going to get into
Harvard?

So what, Eddie?

Does that mean your life isn't worth
living?

If we live through this, um... Yeah?

Do you wanna... No.

I mean, if you don't, it's cool.

I mean... Oh, no, no, I won't. I, um...
I definitely want to.

until the zombie horde gets bored and
Scamperson nears Taco Bell.

I don't know. In the movies, the horde
never goes away. It keeps getting

And that's what makes it a horde.

Well, we have a problem.

What? The toilet.

Come on, man. Find a corner or
something.

Oh, gross.

No, no, no go, man. I gotta take a deuce
from the caboose. I say we blow this

popsicle stand And make a pit stop along
the way. Just hang your ass out the

window. Oh, no. So some zombie head can
take a bite out of my ass?

We're on the second floor.

Zombies don't jump. Screw that, man.

I watch Shark Week on TLC.

And if some great white can jump 20 feet
out of the air to grab a tasty seagull

snack pack, who's to say a zombie can't?
Well, there are major logic flaws. No.

Ash is right.

He is.

I am? Yeah.

No, not about zombies jumping. That's
stupid, but we need to get the hell out

here. We can't leave.

The barricades are our only protection.
I gotta go, man. That means a trip to

the little boy's room.

Ed, you know, maybe they're right.

You said yourself the barricade won't
hold.

Maybe we should make a run for it.

I'm not going out there.

Brad, baby.

You wouldn't leave me, would you?

I'm sorry, baby.

No, you can't. You can't go. If you
start moving things around, you're going

draw them closer to the door.

Hey, wait.

What?

What if there's another way?

What, are you going to escape through
the vent shaft?

No, I'm going to send my little psychic
ferret to go get help. It'd be so cool

if that were true.

Look at it this way. This might be our
only chance, and I, for one, would like

to live past this day.

Especially now that I have something to
look forward to.

What if there's a zombie in the shaft?

How's the zombie gang getting shafted? I
don't know.

Zombie rat.

It's like getting the houses down.

Those fuckers will eat your shit up.

There's no fucking zombies in the shaft,
you guys. I'm going.

Me too.

That's great. It's a personal throne.

Ed, look. This might be our only chance,
okay?

Well, I'm not going.

Isn't someone going to stay here with
me?

I'm sorry Will.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go.

Do you have any idea which direction we
should be going?

Of course not.

You're a really great guy, you know
that?

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Would you ever... go out with a guy like

me?

I don't think so.

What?

What is it?

Oh, dude, you can find spaces.

Oh, God, Ash, not cool.

Not cool.

Don't try to go.

Why?

It's just the way it is.

It's just the way it is.

You're a geek, right?

I'm a hot cheerleader, right?

Yeah. Geeks and cheerleaders don't date.

We're just different.

Well, why?

You just said I was a good guy.

It's just not that simple.

Why not good looking enough?

Yeah.

You're just so stuck up.

Fuck you, Eddie.

No, fuck you, Jane.

Do you like being made fun of?

Or beat up?

Of course not. Neither do I.

That's exactly what would happen if we
dated.

My friends would eat me alive.

Did you ever think?

I can't find my stash.

Dude, give me a boost.

Come on, man. Give me a boost. What the
hell? Are you guys crazy?

Dude, leave Noe behind.

All right, come on.

One, two, three.

Has anyone ever told you you have really
pretty eyes?

My mom.

She says they're my best feature.

They're really beautiful.

Has anyone ever told you that?

Sure, all the time.

Sorry, Ash.

Take it.

I don't want to die a virgin.

What?

I've done stuff, but never...

Oh, but... Willow...

Eddie, I gotta talk to you.

I'll be dead soon.

Carpe diem, Ines.

Brad, he must have been bit. He's
turning.

Brad! Brad, stop!

Did you...

Maybe we spent more time building up the
barricade and less time making out in

the back. Maybe people knocked instead
of just barging in. What does it have to

do with anything, Janet? Oh, my God!
Stop it, both of you!

Now, we're getting out of here alive.

And to do that, we need to work
together.

We reached the stairs!

Oh God, we reached the stairs!

Got chicks kick ass.

I need a gun.

Isn't that Mr. Gnarly, the guidance
counselor?

It's almost empty.

Not good.

before with Janet.

You're right.

I'm an idiot.

I know what I want now.

Good. Because you still owe me a date.

It's time for this paladin to cast a
21st level spell, Zombie Whoopass.

a few.

I don't want to die like this.

That is no joke.

Next slide.

So, I guess we'll never get that date.

You know, it sucks.

Totally don't think it happens.

The sweet look in your eyes, the ghost.

Attention, attention.

The zombie threat has been contained.

All survivors make your way to the front
line.

I want a good perimeter. Set it up.
Forward, forward, forward.

I got a gift card.

Wow, you really know how to spoil a
girl.

Yeah.

inside a shopping mall.

I wouldn't care about the isolation.

I'm more concerned about the walking
dead.

It's the end of the world.

I think I'd handle myself quite well.

I wouldn't panic walking past a zombie.

I'd try to catch a false repeating in
movies.

I know all I need to know.

I know all I need to know. I learned
everything from George Romero, Dario

Argento, maybe Tom Savini, Stuart
Gordon, and Sam Raimi.

Did they plant the idea or was it always
in me? Do you find me creepy? Yeah, do

I give you the creeps?

It's the end of the world.

We could gather half a dozen friends.

We live in hiding over JCPenney.

Construct a wall to keep the mutants
out.

When it's the end of the world, we land
a helicopter on the rooftop.

Somebody breaks in through a fortified
entrance.

Maybe we can make a run.

foreign.

I know all I need to know. I learned
everything from George Romero, Dario

Argento, maybe Tom Savini, Stuart
Gordon, and Sam Raimi.

But they made plenty ideas, but was it
always in me to be finally free?

Now it's the end of the world.

I always thought I would have been more
careful.

and look to be a serious spy.

Will you wait here till I come back to
life?

I learned everything from George Romero,
Dario Argento, maybe Tom

Savini, Stuart Gordon, Sam Raimi.

Did they plant the idea, or was it
always in me?

Do you find me creepy?

Post -apocalyptic zombie survival
fantasy.

I've been thinking, maybe we get a good
thing going here. Maybe we shouldn't be

in such a hurry to leave.