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What are you guys doing?
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Be cool, be cool, be cool.
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What's going on? Are you in trouble?
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Did someone demand health insurance?
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We're doing a card for L .A.'s greatest
hero.
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The big boy from Bob's Big Boy?
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No, Mookie Betts, L .A. Dodgers, MVP,
World Series champ.
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Oh, my God, I love him.
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Mama's little Mookie bear.
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Thanks for coming by, Mookie.
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, your 1970 Dodge Charger is going
to be great, and we're going to rename
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the 1970 Dodger.
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Nice. Okay. I want you to meet my
daughter, Riley.
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Hi. Stitch. Gabe.
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Hello, Mickey Betts.
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Matt tells me you guys are the best.
Said MVP to MVP.
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We're going to do a great job. We want
to make you mad.
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Charger them on.
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This guy's going to work on my car,
right?
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Mookie, thanks a lot, man. Well, nice to
meet everyone.
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Gabe, seriously, don't touch my car.
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See you later, Mookie.
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Bye, Mookie Bear.
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Matt, you wanted to talk to me about
that thing, that communist thing you
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you didn't love? Okay, yeah. The only
thing I like about communists, really,
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their barbers, right?
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Two billion people, same haircut.
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That's efficiency.
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Thanks for being discreet. I don't want
them knowing about us.
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Let's act like we're fighting in here.
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Just dramatic arm movements like this. A
lot of that.
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But you're so pleasant and easy to get
along with. Who would believe it?
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Good. Well, I'm thinking about on our
first date Saturday night, we'll go
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French.
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Why don't we just keep it casual and
hang?
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Maybe a hike.
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They seem really mad at each other.
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No, my friend.
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That's what we call chemistry.
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Sexual chemistry.
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Please, they're not a couple. They hate
each other.
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Who said couple? I don't feel good.
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No, now I know Matt and Eve got
something going on.
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Something sexual.
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How about this? No -ho golf.
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We get something to eat. Is that casual
enough for you?
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Sounds good.
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Looking forward to it.
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Five o 'clock?
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Perfect.
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Sounds like a lot of fun.
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Get out.
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And another thing, Matt Parker.
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Yeah.
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Turns out I don't mind everyone knowing
your personal business.
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Yeah, dog!
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Hey. Hello there. Listen, if you're
selling cookies, knives, or Jesus, we
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need anything.
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Did you just slam the door on George's
friend?
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I think I did, yeah.
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What?
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She's coming over to hang.
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You must be Olivia. Hi. I'm sorry about
the mix -up. My dad's a little... O -M
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-G. Ignore her.
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It's okay. My mom's also super old and
cringe.
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I don't see cringe. I see comfy and
cute.
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Game recognizes game.
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And Costco recognizes Costco.
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I'm Jen.
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Riley, do you want to come in for a sec?
Sure.
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Is that rosé?
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I'm definitely not drinking at a kid's
play date.
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Neither am I.
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But I'd like to be.
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Where have you been all my life?
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Target.
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Do you like charcuterie? I already cut
the cheese. Oh, my God.
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Where is that way?
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Oh, good.
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More people in my house.
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Hey, Mom, can we pass me some smoothies?
Why, because pushing the button on the
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blender has become too exhausting?
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Go ahead, sweetie.
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Ooh, a blazer? Are you getting inducted
into the Angry Guy Hall of Fame?
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That's pretty funny. This is from the
Troy Aikman collection.
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I'm going to pick up Eve. And before
your date, you're going to run for city
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council?
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It's not actually a date. It's just a
casual hang.
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In 1984?
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Who even are you?
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This is Olivia's mom, Jen. We're
basically the same person. Maybe try a
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under the blazer.
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Oh, nice.
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Very Pedro Pascal.
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You know what's wrong with your
generation?
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Oh, yay. This should be fun. They need
celebrities to tell you what to wear.
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What to drink, what to eat. You know
what Matt Parker endorses? Anything that
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starts with back in my day.
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Not being a sheep worshipping at the
altar to fame.
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I like what I'm wearing.
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Ooh!
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Pops, that shit is fire!
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Okay, maybe I'll change.
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Thanks for helping me with my car,
Stitch.
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I needed a break, to be honest, you
know. Georgia's got a friend over.
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Mom's got a friend.
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Too much Estro.
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Oh, look who decided to show up. Sorry
I'm late. That was that Amelie's dog's
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bark mitzvah.
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Let me tell you something.
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Dogs don't need a party.
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Anything that can lick his own junk
every day is his birthday.
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Okay, but it's a rescue, so... I'm in a
wheelchair. Where's my party?
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Are you mad or something? Me?
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No, but it's Rue DeCarter.
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You showing up here all late, he was
really counting on you. Not really.
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Your sad little, poor little nerd ain't
got no life. OK.
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Sitting right here.
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Why are you acting weird?
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I'm acting weird? Dude, you've been
acting super flaky lately.
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No matter fact, you've been acting like,
you know what, I'm not going to say the
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word in front of the kid.
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No, no, no. I'm cool with cursing. I
watch Wheel of Fortune with my grandpa.
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Ugh. My ex was the worst.
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He got really into CrossFit.
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And then even more into his trainer,
Javier.
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I married a bass player.
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And you win.
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But hey, the further you get from the
divorce, the easier it gets.
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Now I just do whatever I want.
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Started making ice cubes out of wine.
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Oh my God, you need to go on Shark Tank.
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Hey, what do you say we do a girls'
night tonight?
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Really? Afternoon hang followed by same
night hang?
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Are we moving too fast? Do I even care?
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Mom, can we go?
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Yep. I bet the smoothies are making
Olivia gassy.
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She's lactose intolerant.
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Like her dad.
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Oh, God.
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Don't worry. I'll put the rest of your
rosé in an ice tray. Perfect. See you
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later.
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Olivia's mom is a lot.
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Hey, watch it. That's my friend.
Literally my one friend.
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In fact, she's coming back tonight.
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Girls night.
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What, what?
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No.
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Olivia's the worst.
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What, what?
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But you guys have so much in common,
like how all moms are old and cringe.
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She's being mean to me.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Maybe you should talk to Olivia about
it. And maybe you should tell Olivia's
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to fuck it.
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You cannot be her friend.
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Jen didn't do anything to you.
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Olivia is my enemy. And the mother of my
enemy is also my mother's enemy.
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Right?
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Fine, I'll cancel.
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Good.
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So mean.
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Did you say something?
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Hey, what gave it away?
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In fact, I'm standing in front of the
blue door with the weird pink chair and
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the doormat that says, Namaste.
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Which I would add, Namaste off my proper
day.
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I'm already at NoHo Golf.
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Why are you at NoHo Golf? I'm here to
pick you up on our date.
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Well, you didn't say anything about
driving together.
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We said 5 o 'clock. Going on a date. I
mean, even Ted Bundy had the courtesy to
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pick up his date.
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What if you give your home address to a
creeper? I'm not a creeper you met on
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the internet. I'm a creeper you met in
an alley behind an auto shop.
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I'll see ya.
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Hey, Parker.
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Nice butt.
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Your hips are even less flexible than
your opinions.
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But I hit the target, Eve.
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So I may be setting my ways. It's not my
fault. My ways are always right.
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Well, I hope you can move better than
that. Yeah, well... Boo!
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Just give me a little boom -boom.
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Okay. You know, like the conga.
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Dun -dun -dun -dun -dun. Dun -dun -dun
-dun -dun. Dun -dun -dun -dun -dun. Dun
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-dun -dun -dun -dun. You should clear
the area.
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Is that how you teach people how to
dance?
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You're going to get a lawsuit if you
keep doing that.
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A martini for the lady. Thank you,
Lincoln.
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And a beer.
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Hey, thanks, ma 'am. Oh, oh, that's gin.
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You ordered a martini? I ordered a vodka
martini. Whatever.
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Alcohol is alcohol.
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Let's just get you another drink. Get
you the right one.
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No, no, totally fine. Get the drink you
want. Seriously.
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No big deal. He's busy.
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About a second one. It could be toilet
wine. I wouldn't care.
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Hey, Lincoln, let's get the right drink
in here.
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Didn't you get my message canceling? I
did, but I thought you were joking,
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would be so us.
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I wish. The problem is Georgia. She says
we're not allowed to see each other.
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I can't go.
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Seriously? Olivia hates everything I do.
Are we really going to let our
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daughters run our lives?
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So what do you think?
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They're not the boss of us.
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They're not?
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Maybe you should look for it at Amelie's
dog's after party.
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Guys, come on. You've been taking shots
at each other all day. And it's honestly
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weird when they're not aimed at me.
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You got a problem with Amelie? Or her
golden doodle, Alan?
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No, I got a problem with Alan Mama's
boyfriend.
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Okay, okay, enough.
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If you guys won't settle this, then I
will.
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Like an adult.
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With a game of chicken? To the death?
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No, but close.
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Like Dungeons and Dragons.
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It's a proven way to get people to work
together.
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You trouble with Dyke?
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Uh, hello?
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I'm a dungeon master.
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I'm always packing, okay?
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I really need more black friends.
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Sit, and I'll assign you your
characters.
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Ahem.
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And you are Gabalor, the bard, poet of
love.
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Hey, should I rhyme when I talk? Yes.
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You know, this is dumb, man. You know,
the only fantasy game I play is football
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on the new ESPN app.
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The made -up game that real men play.
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And you are Citrus, the sewing centaur.
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The more he sews...
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Can I bring you anything else?
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Oh, no. Just the check. Thank you. He
already paid for it.
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What? Oh.
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The man doesn't have to pay.
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Let's go Dutch.
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It's already been done, Eve.
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How cheap are the Dutch that they're
only remembered for that one thing?
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I'm not letting you do this.
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It's my pleasure.
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How about this?
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Closest to the target pays.
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Okay, so I'll pay.
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All right.
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Watch and learn.
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Put that tight booty under it, Parker.
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Oh, gosh.
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Are you okay?
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I meant to do that.
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You know, I've never had orange wine. I
like it. Of course you do. Getting tipsy
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and fighting scurvy.
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And hey, I just wanted to say, everyone
makes mistakes. I'm sure Olivia didn't
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mean any harm.
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What are you talking about? Yeah, the
reason she was mean to Georgia.
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Maybe Olivia was gassy.
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Wait.
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Olivia wasn't mean to Georgia.
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Georgia was mean to Olivia.
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What? Georgia's not mean.
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Actually, that tracks.
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You know, Olivia's hero is Hailey
Bieber. And Georgia said that anyone who
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spends $20 on a Hailey Bieber smoothie
is a sheep worshipping at the altar of
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fame. Okay, let's see. So that's not
Georgia.
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That's Georgia repeating my dad
repeating Joe Rogan.
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Okay. I'm just saying it would be nice
if she could respect her friend's
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beliefs. Okay, but liking Hailey Bieber
isn't a belief.
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Celebrity brands are ridiculous. Do we
really need Snoop Dogg's line of
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Tupperware to keep our weed fresh?
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Bad example, that's a great idea, but
you get my point.
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Okay, and my point is that your daughter
is a little mean.
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my daughter.
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If you've got a problem with her, you've
got a problem with me. So get on board
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with both of us or take off your
earrings and let's dance.
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So, halfsies?
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Hey.
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How you doing?
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Hey.
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I think we set a record for the worst
first date ever.
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Come on, come on. We had a good time.
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hospital. Right, well, I gotta admit, I
mean, almost killing you with a golf
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ball wasn't part of my plan, but we had
some fun.
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We had some fun.
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Like when you made the waiter cry?
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That was pretty easy.
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But you got the drink you wanted. Oh, I
got the drink you wanted me to have.
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Which is the drink you wanted.
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See, we don't see eye to eye on
anything. Where to go, how to get there,
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should pay, what hospital I should go
to.
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The other one got two stars on Yelp,
so... I'm just saying, we might be a
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too different. It shouldn't be this
hard.
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Maybe it's time we just call it.
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Miss Drake, I'll be taking you for your
x -ray.
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Would your father like to join us?
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You enter in the cavern of crisis.
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To your right, Princess Amelie is in
danger. To your left, a magic potion.
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What do you do?
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Man, forget the princess. I want the
potion.
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You activate a hidden trap.
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An arrow pierces your armor.
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Karma!
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So you and the princess are going to
live happily ever after while the one
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character in the story dies.
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Oh, that's original.
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You know what?
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Gabe Lohr has searched his whole life
for love.
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So maybe Stitchman should stop acting
like such a bitch.
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No, you didn't.
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I rhymed what I rhymed.
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You know what, man? I'm done.
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You're really asking me to choose
between you and Amelie? Don't have to,
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I know who you're going to choose.
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No, you don't. You're my ride or die.
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Always have been.
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Now I'm yours.
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You know, I just didn't think you're the
type of guy that would blow off your
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friend for a girl.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry.
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I promise to make more of an effort.
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Like, maybe we could do Taco Wednesday?
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No.
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We could do Waffle Wednesday.
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I love waffles.
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I know, silly.
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So we're good?
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Yeah, we could.
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And so concludes the tale of Stitcher
Miss and Gabalor.
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Never fear.
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Their love is always there.
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I hear it now. It's super annoying.
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00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:56,460
Uh -huh. Did you solve your dance
emergency?
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to find room to whip and indeed nae -nae
at Hannah's Wine Bar.
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Tracking out works both ways, traitor.
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00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,360
Fine. I'm sorry, but you don't have to
worry. Jen is dead to me.
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What?
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Olivia not made up.
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00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,460
Now she's never going to be allowed
over.
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You made up? You said she was a monster.
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Oh, that was so two hours ago.
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You need to fix this.
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Well, you told me to leave, and I was
driving away and realized I drove you
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here.
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I can't believe you came back, even
after I yelled at you to go.
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Well, I've never been accused of being a
good listener.
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I'm sorry about what I said earlier.
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What? Remember, I'm not a good listener.
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I've just gotten used to taking care of
myself.
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I haven't dated a guy like you, like,
ever.
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What do you expect, a hipster jackass?
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00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,870
Yeah, I guess I've learned to lower my
expectations.
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00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,610
Well, don't do that. You deserve better.
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00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:22,910
You really do.
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You're an amazing woman.
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See that?
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Hipster jackasses don't do that.
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00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,470
Well, I apologize if I was stubborn or
overbearing.
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Which is literally something I could say
to anybody at any time.
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But right now I'm saying it to you.
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With that said, would you consider a
second date?
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I'd love it.
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Great. Don't know when.
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00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,430
Where else am I going to go?
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Welcome to our second date.
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00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,810
Where'd the candle come from? A coma
patient's room.
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00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,320
like he's going to know it's gone.
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00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,500
All right, I'm out of here.
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Are you going to eat?
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00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,560
No, I have to give Eve a ride.
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Yeah, you do.
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What's the matter with you?
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Is that a Hailey Bieber smoothie?
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00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,740
I thought you hated all celebrity
products because people who buy them are
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sheep. Yeah, but after I spent ten
minutes to air one, going, everybody in
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they actually...
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Gave me two so I'd leave.
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And now, I'm a Belieber.
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