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We had to fill out this much paperwork
just to get married.
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Yeah.
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They need everything.
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We have to go over all of this. We have
to look some of this stuff up.
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Yeah. I'm going to have to call my mom.
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Because I would not do that. Right.
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Oh my God.
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This has really been the first wedding
that I've been to in two years.
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Seriously, same.
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I can't remember the last one I went to.
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Right. And Tina, I've known her for like
years now.
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We went to undergrad together.
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Really? Yeah. How did I know that?
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She looks so happy, though. I'm happy
that you're here with me, too.
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It's going to be fun.
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Can't believe you finally did it, man.
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I think these ladies would differ and be
asking what took me so long.
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Brenda, the service is going to be
beautiful.
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Thank you, Tina.
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Just wait until you see the cake,
though.
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Personally,
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I can't wait until the wedding night.
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You know that drives me crazy.
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Thank you.
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This is such an honor.
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You don't know how much it means for us
to be your witnesses.
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You know, maybe two might be next.
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No.
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Let's pump the brakes.
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Watch him squirm. I'm not squirming.
It's just way too soon.
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It's all right.
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Right now, all I can think about is
getting my dance on.
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I told the DJ he better play disco.
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I'm not sure, but...
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Thank you.
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Do we need to be discreet?
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I mean, we're practically married.
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Let them watch.
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See how happy we are together.
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Are they doing what I think they're
doing?
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We're um, we're almost done with the
paperwork
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Fuck. I need you right now. I need you
to fuck me.
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Fuck me right now.
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Yeah.
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or just anywhere. Grab the paperwork.
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This is fucking horrible.
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Can't get enough of this.
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Pfft!
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I don't know what to say, but I miss my
Purina right there.
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I love it when you're fucking mad at me.
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It's so good.
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Fucking use it. Fuck.
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You got that belt out of the way for me
too.
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this anymore. Hurry up. Sign it.
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I'm working on it.
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Are you coming? Yeah, I'm signing it
right now.
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Now. I'll be right there.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Oh, God. Oh, fuck.
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You just...
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Fucking cunt.
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Yes, make it. Yes.
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It's fucking brilliant.
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He said you were right behind me. I'm
finishing right now.
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No.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. I can't come again.
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Please, no.
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Don't stop me. It's making my head...
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Oh yeah, I struggled with my left hand
and really sucked that ring.
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Yeah, it's a bug.
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It was pretty ringy with my pretty face
while I stroked that fucking cock.
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Thank you.
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Yes.
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That's what you want, baby.
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Fuck.
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I'm fucking gonna come again.
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Don't stop playing my clip, please.
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I'm very fucking nervous right now.
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Yeah, I want you to fucking do it. Don't
look at my fucking face.
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Oh, fuck.
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I love feeling you drip down my face.
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I'm trying to get every last drop.
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You think I got it all?
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I totally forgot it was supposed to be
somewhere after this.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Thank you, baby.
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Love you.
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Of course you do.
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Paperware. Oh, yeah?
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Look.
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Wait.
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It's signed already.
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When the fuck did that happen?
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You're my bride.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Let's go out and enjoy our reception.
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Yeah. Do I look okay?
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You look good. You're fine.
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00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,780
Round two later tonight?
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00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,080
You know what?
105
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,960
How about we fuck in the cake?
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00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,360
Yeah.
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A woman after my own heart.
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Oh.
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Grab that. Don't forget those.
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00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,840
Who needs it?
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