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If you love what you're doing, comes the success to you.

I bid you all Welcome,

the first graduation ceremony our bikini model-Academy.

Thank you!

Collen.

We have not always been so nice, just perfect in every way.

All super heroes their evolutionary history.

8th And this is ours.

The story told, as we were to what we are today.

It starts with a boy and his dream.

What?

Should I stop? Want to make out?

Usually you want the not the same after that. Real romantic.

TJ? What's happening? Come again!

TJ, what's going on? So what's going on?

This is fully the tragedy. - Oh no. Dude, what happened to the plants?

No plan. Yesterday everything was still ok. There...

TJ? How long have you watered it?

I will water so still.

Dude, you bum! Stop just the crap! Stop!

That's not funny! All right?

If the women learn in, that you murdered our beautiful breed,

they will leave us.

What. No. Believe me, I know them better.

The will always keep us.

Yes, that was a Hanfängerfehler.

Hemp. Strapped?

Witzig. - I disagree.

Has rumgesprochen quickly.

Tomorrow, Trixie, Dixie.

You look so real enough to eat in these hot panties.

Let yourself not merely wrap again. The dredge is always on. It's annoying really.

But we're also scrumptious.

That says everyone. - Yes, and I each. Do me a favor.

First, we put time from our pockets. OK then. Closer together. So.

Physical contact is nice. All right.

And now stretched out your beautiful breasts. The lips makes her way.

And then ... - It's all right, Benji. Stop. Just stop.

I'm very sorry. But in a double package you're just too hot.

Just too hot.

You can not even imagine, how sorry we your loss. Huh, Trixie?

But us you are going on now. - But what?

Where are you going? We still take good care of you.

My dad is a lawyer and its has a Private clinic for a psychologist in Beverly Hills.

We have told.

So I'd say we just go home. - We lie down on the couch, first.

What? Now does so, as if I were stupid.

Benji, TJ, You two are really nice guys.

But you are also absolute failure. So northeast. We are ...

... yes, too bad for guys like you.

Good luck, give notice, if you're rich.

We ate breakfast already and then we will still accept us this part.

Wait! Man, what about the DVDs?

Well, I was wrong probably.

This is all your fault, okay?

Now we have no Weed, no women ...

Nothing more. At least Use now can not get any worse.

Day, Messrs.

My 2 informants told me straight, that your grass business in the bucket.

Also, I have phoning with your aunt.

She says she comes back soon. Probably end of the month.

And she wants you to undress, before she comes home.

This end of the month? - Really now?

Yes!

One problem is but merely a chance on something new.

Your get back the. I believe in you.

You see, pal. Baking calms immensely.

And in this cake applies a fortiori, of course.

Want a piece?

Yes.

You are welcome. - Yammi, nice.

Hot! Milk! Milk!

Relax, dude.

Maybe in the fridge which.

That's over, man. Have we not fresh?

No, but milk powder.

Geiler shit.

Help me.

Hey!

Oh, who are ...

I know what they are.

The are fart-dry.

Holy Gangina.

You guys need a fresh start. A good idea.

1903, two brothers, which together had a bike shop,

have a treadmill rebuilt and ... - The Wright Brothers.

Precisely. And a few years before had a pharmacist a stroke of genius.

He has concocted a new shower namely one with cocaine.

Yes, something like a brown-colored Sweetmeats, now with caffeine.

Exactly. And not long ago time

have 2 types in a garage can smoke their heads.

You have ... - You're talking about Wozniak and jobs, as they have invented Apple.

Or do you think of our neighbors, have been caught cooking meth?

No, Wozniak and Jobs.

We have no garage. But we have only an insanely small and narrow carport.

Stop it now. You understand already, what I want to tell you so.

Lie down flat out.

You can do it.

I will go now.

Do you see that as well, man?

Are you talking about a delicate, mysterious something that is right in front of us?

From nothing, Bro.

You called me? And by the way, Big, Boys,

I'm Gangina and not "mysterious something". - Yes, ma'am.

Hey, great Gangina.

Oh, you holy Goddess our culture and fertility.

Can you help us? - I hope so.

Your yes even drinking milk powder. - Tell us what we should do.

Well, where are you well?

So, I've always been a very good educator and mediator, I find.

You did not even a degree in his pocket.

Man, I was over 8 years in high school.

Well, every now and then. As if that would have brought me nothing ...

If you think.

What about you? Benjamin Zach Ville Bernstein?

With you and your Einser's degree?

Why do you hang on?

I am still waiting for my chance.

Think. What do you like?

What you burn? What are you driving from absolutely, guys?

I would say to women. Yes, in the direction can go now.

I have just the following picture in mind:

I teach Chicks.

How about having a ...

... with a bikini-university? No ...

We call it: 'Bikini model-Academy'.

Oh, my god, cool!

We found the 'Bikini model-Academy'.

You can count on me. I will make it clear to a few mice,

so you off right by start can. - No shit?

Hey, Gangina, I have a good idea.

In this state abgespaceten ought to be possible,

that we have sex with you.

Crass show, man.

It is just beautiful.

TJ, do not let piss of shit every drug.

Is that just really happen?

How about if you just betray me, what are you talking? Then I'll tell you that.

We had a visit from no less than the sharp Ganja Goddess.

And now we start the 'bikini model-Academy'.

We go down in history, something like that's really never happened before.

Uncle Seymore allows us to Gründungszuschuss rüberwachsen.

I see that right?

Hi. - Hi.

The bikini modeling is not just any job ...

... it's a way of life. - Yes, a proper appeal.

We of the BMA,

Bikini model Academy, know that every girl ... - and every woman ...

... her inner beauty can find and maintain.

And we show you how.

Government funding is possible. So most likely.

Run out of the picture. That was great.

BMA.

Bangarang, Bitch. It's good.

I agree. - You have it really full on it, honestly.

How Brando. The young Brando.

I congratulate!

Now you have a website. Now off you go.

Of course you need to be a successful Businessmen have a business plan.

All right? And for that you need First of a white board.

Help me. Help me!

This fits that way. - All Clara.

If you ask her who this brainless Arschgeige professional spin is ...

I'll tell you. This is a guy who gave us going to the bag since we are 12th

He is Gordon Randolph Beauregard Stoutelmeir.

but For us, he was always just "the beetle".

Was that the dung beetle?

Do you remember how sharp he was on, to separate the trash?

Apparently he has a successful business of it made.

Has Also all bars Internet cafes and incorporated.

He also has a paintball park. - No. He also owns a bikini model-school.

He has stolen from us.

Saying it but a long time. The spying us.

Leave it with your His conspiracy theories.

No stress. We move through our thing.

Must just now the traffic light to be red?

Properly viewed, her ridiculous loser. It's me.

Gordon Randolph Bearegard Stoutelmeir.

As you can see, one who did everything right.

Do you want a train? - Oh, you loser.

On Trixie I have been here long sharp, but now everything is clear.

I know about.

I've mitgekriegt what you Two pipes are planning, but one thing I can tell you:

This can fully forgotten.

Penner! - So then, Take care, you loser!

The guy is such a ...

I'm lost for words.

I want to be like him. Okay?

I hate him, but I want like him. Damn it all!

First takes you girls. Second, need you girls.

Third, need you girls.

Bikini Model-Academy? Here please! Bikini model ...

Oh, you want yourself perhaps enroll?

And if it does not cost anything? No? Then we pay you for it.

Can be set up designed. Somehow. BMA?

Did you just say, you will pay for it?

Yes of course. - Then I think about that.

Here please. To you. Thank you.

Do you want earn serious money way?

Which school girls paid for it, that they are bikini models?

A, will recruit the students.

We want yes really educate. Or?

We get the money back inside through negotiations.

Shinest you please times different. Her face is so only shadows.

I used to be a cheerleader.

Interesting. Can you do that with the other leg?

I try it.

Outstanding.

Okay, hi! What is your name? Where R u from?

I ask you the questions to repeat the answers.

My name is Sandy.

Originally I'm from Miami.

My name is Katherine. Idaho. - Idaho? - Yes, Idaho, as ...

Idaho. Cool. - Idaho.

Mary. Hi guys. Hi!

I am Janeh-neh. What's up?

My parents call me Jane.

My name is Colleen.

I am Olga. Russian spy.

Sue Ellen. And I'm from Bakersfield.

What would you say, you can at best?

I can well call. And good driving.

My eyes.

I have a large sunroof.

Krass, right? - Is automatically. Without cranks. What?

You smell fantastic.

What do you like about you at least?

My thighs. - How so?

Are too strong and therefore suitable for

Guys with stupid questions to really kick your ass.

You should not my body so gazing. This is unprofessional.

My nipples.

Yes, impressive.

Bikini Models much do best. - Cool. - Your favorite childhood experience?

I once my cat pink colored.

Kitten.

What talk your best friends if you're not here about you?

My best friends are books. I am glad that that can not talk.

What they are talking about when I'm not there? Hey, guys, I'm not going.

Honestly. Why are you here?

Returns Money, right?

I have a lot to offer to people. No shit. For example, these things here.

My parents always said, if the dissertation in Biology

and the financial statements does not work in quantum physics,

should I definitely have a plan B.

What triggers the job of Bikini Models from inside you? Deep inside you?

Is that like a trick question?

Good luck with it, so what to find in me.

Do not worry. He is fine. He goes all over my ass.

So I find it particularly likable.

That certainly would be him. We call you.

That will be difficult. - What thinks it? - I do not know if we can do that.

TJ, that was your idea. You wanted to educate the girls.

Prepare you for this job. Touch. Change your life.

So how do you say that, sounds cool again.

And with the touch I can accept.

We must the situation make, all right?

Hey, just pinch the butt cheeks together.

You think so?

Do you think that helps? - That always helps.

Oh man. - Do not lose courage.

I come to my yes nearly, such as a bekackter motivational guru.

You want to give up? Why do I know that?

Here. Let's just. Perhaps the idea was really not so tense.

Without you I do not get by anyway. - What shoud that?

We have real us rely on you.

Most of us the whole thing really taken seriously.

For real? - Really.

We have you and Academy entrusted.

Was probably 's error.

What? - Honestly, you did?

Stuff. - And what about now?

I do not feel like, having to rumjobben again.

I came from far. Let me just do not hang, okay?

Do not be a frog. Come on, people! Bikini Models.

Okay. Precisely. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. Come on, guys. - All right.

BMA!

Left right. ♪ We are here and we are well ...

Do not want to sing? - Toll, Benji. - Very beautiful. Very beautiful.

Turn around!

Fine, fine.

Let's see. You have split ends.

But get a dose of conditioner you the sure grip. Beautiful you are.

Since you have probably nachrasieren. It's okay, you just do not stress.

Good. Turn back!

OK good. The models look good. Except for a few little things.

What? What is that? What is that...

For me, as a reminder. We need Powder against pubic lice or a spray.

Same time an ordinary stock. - Did you mean:"slut"?

No. No no. Powders, powder.

I remember it that way. Oh, man ... Oh, man!

No no no... Immediate stop, that's disgusting. No ...

Second, ladies. Come here.

What shall we do next?

As you can see, not lack students.

Not that. And? - And now we will make sure,

that from these women here ...

catches and unprofessional in front of us,

Models are correct.

Beautiful, attractive, sexy models.

Ladys!

Okay okay.

Nice. Raised by wolves, but okay.

Are you cold? We have 30 degrees.

At ease.

Did you just a stroke? Well then.

Hey, very nice. Yeah great.

You have style. Honest. Do you have to say that.

Carry on. OK then.

And how are you so?

I thought so. Did I really, I really have.

Okay, you want it. You want it. I see immediately. I recognize that.

You do not want. Why not? - Too hot. - According to me. - Get lost.

And you'll get a 5 out of 10?

A 5 or a 6? 4 ... A. 4

Yes.

What have you eaten?

A salad. - I do not stand on lettuce.

But I am looking for melons. On beautiful melons.

OK good.

Good. Outstanding. But.

Okay, then turn around.

Yes, yes, no, maybe.

Yes... That's kind of weird.

Okay. Also okay.

All right! Turn back!

That was the assessment. I am convinced,

that we all these sympathetic young women

in beautiful Bikini Models can transform.

In front of me are the faces of ...

Bikini Model-Academy!

Who can touch his toes?

I can stand on my finger.

Are you looking at...

Oh wow! That's quite something.

On the whole beautiful. - Gorgeous, one can say.

All in the pool!

Now the only thing missing the Veteran!

Okay, make all ready. And nice kick.

Yes, nice kick! Show me what you can!

Yes. Yes this is good!

Next struggle. Very good!

Little bird!

Okay, ladies, Run all please loosely in a circle.

TJ leads to you.

Very good.

On and on.

Okay, very loosely. Good.

At the moment, you still have a long way before reaching your goal before you.

But, in common We will achieve this goal.

Deep in my hard part, I firmly believe,

that in front of me the elite of Bikini Models is in our country, or lies.

You will proudly may be for you.

I think bla bla bla ...

Blah, blah, blah, I think ...

Come together!

TJ Look, times. The is determined by a lawyer.

So a shit, damn.

Via the Internet has the Beetle got wind of our school.

Comes from a law firm, representing the shit dung beetle.

That was a hefty lawsuit threat,

on the closure seemed to run out of the school.

As also is, that the letter must not ignore. But that's standard.

Well, that's it. - Can I have the time?

We have then regulated in a professional way ...

Hey, these two idiots do not even know what will happen to them.

I'm looking forward. Really.

... by it have simply ignored.

The are so detached from what.

All right. I will contact. Bye.

This has the dung beetle then made even mistkäferiger.

Benji was his Motivation arts convinced.

He has the girl tidy shooed through the area.

Of course, it would be without my help have failed.

Not wilt, buddy.

However, he also soon realized

that his condition truly was not the best.

Even the most motivated Motivators are not getting any younger.

Do you actually really to the success?

I do not know either, What are we waiting.

I am now skeptical, I can tell you.

Yes. - Precisely.

And of course, does not have any of us Seen any payment.

Who's there? - Only I, TJ.

The talk any of this, that they want to tie you up.

Did ever a rope?

Women can you especially from a noose.

I am looking for bondage. That makes me full of cool.

To be delivered ... Handcuffs are also cool.

What?

So so...

I really love whips.

She's a bad girl.

With her glasses, I can well imagine, spank the boys ass. Domina Like.

What should we do?

I would say, just follow your heart.

Well, my heart just says: "Spring out of the window and cut it off."

Or simply tell the truth. - Try it with the truth.

Okay?

The window stuck anyway.

I look the same times after. Take a deep breath. This will already.

Located just up to you. Make something of it.

We need to talk to you. You owe us money.

Yes, you're right...

We have over ... - However. - No, stayed here!

Hey! What's up, friends?

Benji ... - here rises a party and I'm not invited?

I want to briefly say something.

TJ and I know that some question is asked,

and we are also answer profound.

But first ... Attention, Girls, here it comes.

I throw a round of TJs ass delicious brownies!

TJ has baked the personally.

Exclusively with quality Home-grown ingredients.

You have to believe me, which are the hammer. Honest.

TJ, I know that you do for a special occasion cancel wanted.

I think it's here a special occasion.

I agree. - Well then, arrived tidy! Skin clean! - Definitely.

Presented by them. What kind Meeting. Do not you think?

As Bikini Models you have indeed regularly attend social gatherings.

Well, I think, the taste quite normal.

But well, I feel really cool.

Where ... What we wanted to have a word? - No idea. - About nothing, right?

Are there any milk? - Good idea.

Do we have. - Here! Milk.

Skip comes. Always nice one after another.

So many girls I had never in my room.

Really never.

Suddenly. And one after the other not.

I was really desperate. I did not know, how to recruit you girls.

You must admit that ye it would not have admitted without coal.

However, I would have already. Honestly, for me it was not just the money.

Especially we are indeed totally high, but that does not,

that tomorrow you no longer wish for the jugular.

Yes.

Hello?

Come along.

Rise and Shine. All up, zag zag!

So this is your dive.

Good Morning.

Tomorrow.

Mir is fully bad. Make way!

Do not Suck in the swimming pool!

You know, I wanted to stop by in person, to see how it is ordered by your school.

But as I see it, I need not have worried.

So what miserable I already long not seen.

Actually, you only missing some nice porn Schnauzer.

Honestly I have Seen whores on Venice Boulevard,

Who looked better, than your ugly weather crows.

Are you talking about those to whom do you always?

The their tails? - Precisely. But there was nothing against you.

You jerk! - What are you talking for a shit ?!

You are indeed a wanker. Nevertheless, you can not barge in here

and so a shit give you. - Precisely!

Who the hell are you anyway? - I am Gordon Randolph Beauregard Stoutelmeir.

Who?

I have a great Model School and a lot of other cool stuff.

You surely heard of me.

Yes we have got that. - And things only evil. - You are sick of us.

Your mom goes to the Venice Boulevard purchase.

And what you just said about us you're going to take back nicely.

Your mama is the weather Crow. - Wanker!

I'll bust your ass!

Hey, hey, hey! That's enough!

You never represents what is on the legs. Never. That's what I tell you.

Even if you ... - When we what?

Even if you do'd be unanimous. - Maybe we are the already.

Team meeting! Come on, come together!

I tell you now what.

I want it really keep to myself and do not bind to the nose,

but my dad belong three corporations. - What? - Which one?

It does not matter, Which they are. Please continuing.

Anyway, I'm not need the money.

Why do you give yourself then at all from us? - Yes.

What does that mean please?

I want to try simply, if I stuff have a successful bikini model.

And now I've noticed, that I got it, guys. - Yes.

I have the charisma, the willpower and the body to. - Yes.

Come on, already makes. - So I'm not on it rely.

But these dung beetles is a big motherfucker.

I'll do anything for it, that he flies on the muzzle.

I you even Financiers your scholarship. - Oh yes? - Up!

That's really nice of you. - You can count on me.

Speedy Gonzales. Ariba Ariba!

And off. We make it. - Okay. - Ready?

BMA to three. - One two Three...

BMA!

If yes nice.

Yeah! - Fine, you GBWB.

And that means? - The increase of "fool".

In fact "Grass beräucherte meatballhead".

That was probably an insult. - You call me "dung beetle", since I am 12 years old.

Dung beetle! - Oh really? Such a shame.

Please introduce yourself to not Like a pussy.

The name just fits, so she has indeed held.

As a child, I ached. All right? - I hope so.

I had even in therapy.

And I suffer still.

This city is for both of us ... not big enough for the three of us.

And that's why we are a competitive make.

A competition? - What?

What's it doing there? - Let him speak.

Keep talking.

My best against your best.

Our girls against yours.

What the heck go, please?

I would say, two idiots and their Bitches.

Fuck you!

We provide a list of disciplines. Displays times, whether you are bikini models or not.

Bring as many girls as you want.

I may, however, also.

And it is judged by neutral judges.

And if my empire should lose against you lobes,

gets her my bikini model-school and my cool paintball park.

Not bad. - That's enough motivation. - Sounds good.

Not bad.

Then you come to our park and we will shoot in the ass. - Yes!

Dream on, guys.

If you lose, makes her euern Loading densely

and removes them shit advertising from the Internet.

Do you see? What did I say? Advertising is important.

Precisely. - Snout, Fossil face.

Caution! - Hey, leave him alone!

He is a national hero.

Once again very slowly. For those who thinking a bit more difficult.

First at all: The advertising vanishes.

Secondly:All of your students including Plain Jane and Scary Mary,

are exclusive contracts sign for my school.

The then come to my Freaky Creepy department.

That you had to save you.

Does not hear back.

Thirdly: You must move away as far as possible.

You will leave the city. And never return.

What? Want to banish us or what?

Who are you? Lord Voldemort? - Did you shit?

If you tear open your mouth, acts that way.

Poor Benji. Not howl.

A glass of me?

And you have to for a year spontaneous drug testing survive, friends.

What? - Comprende?

If he by this?

So, ladies and gentlemen. Does our bet?

What do you all mean? - Yeah, right. - Count me in.

Okay. BMA, one two, three? - Come on, people.

One, two, three ... BMA!

Dung beetle, you've already lost!

Let the games begin.

Bye!

Your days are numbered.

Bitches.

Hey, stranger! - Hey, stranger!

All right? - Yes. - How are you? - Good.

You have changed. So, in a good way.

Thank you, with the students I train a lot.

You have me clothes technically helped on the jumps.

Yes. - I missed you.

Really? - Really.

You've missed you too.

Moment. You have say, I've been wanting you? - That's right.

I also smoke only from your Lieblingsbong.

Every day. - The Chubaka? - Yes. - It really is an awesome part. Really.

I have heard of your bet.

Yes Yes.

And, you really believe, that you can win?

I hope so. We know indeed the categories and rules do not yet,

but a defeat it's out of the question.

Would be bad. - He's your best friend,

but he has his life but also get the number without you.

Let us first see, how's our school is going on.

And, tell me, dragged into bed did you not have one of the models?

Dragged into bed? I do not think so. No no.

They are for me, well, so as my sisters. Cute sisters.

And what am I to you? - Well, certainly not my sister.

I've missed you.

Comes with! - Oh yeah. - Oh God, you're so hot.

What's going on in the bushes?

Everything's fine.

I will not raped. We have a lot of fun.

Hey, what's that lousy for a party? Morning competition more intense.

Come on, guys.

I think the anticipation is different large to non-existent. - Precisely.

That's how it looks.

But we have no idea, what awaits us there. It is obvious.

I did not even of this comic party known.

I thought we were going to bed early and dream something nice.

I'm sure the guys know, what you do. - You believe that?

Yes. - What does that tell us?

Yes. We have nothing of it.

I want this bursa like to a purely choke.

There is something on that. - Is also the only. - This can only happen if we win. - Clear.

Put on therefore we on winning.

Yes! - Na sdorowje! - Cheers!

How about if we go for a swim?

Is the water warm? - I think so.

Yes, we go splashing. And do it now.

Shall we make ourselves completely naked?

I'll do it ... I'll jump in.

Take off your clothes.

Arschbombe!

6:00 Come on, is warm!

Gangina please, give me a sign.

Thank Gangina.

I'm Colleen, sweetie. Already forgotten?

Can I jump in?

What do you think, girls?

Can men inside? - An exception for the love TJ?

Want to come in you see?

Long live Gangina!

Where now is the casual freak

simply so exceptional School wanted to shake off the cuff?

And then as a hothead against These pseudo-hipster-ass wagered.

The is already there yet. Somewhere.

Only he shares at the moment his thoughts with,

which finally has really in love.

But he wonders when she realizes that the sayings and everything just fitted.

And he just a bit is by the wind.

I think it's good that you're so honest. How's that for you?

Nerve-racking. I am not used to it.

Hey, my dad is now very influential. He's all flown.

He never had to take a lift a finger. It has everything arise by itself.

So he is not a Self-made man? - But.

Do not believe everything. Of course, he is a self-made man.

Just Selfmade-Men have no Signpost, which will show you where to go.

And some take suddenly a change of direction before.

But one thing they all have in common. An absolute conviction.

What they want, they get.

Hey, if you really want to traverse, then do your best.

You have to believe in you and you bite through.

Could you kiss me just and say, we get the point already?

That I could do.

But only if you have some kind of plan, to win the thing.

I have, yes. I'll let him follow you.

So ...

If we can insert, then we take this logo.

Well, that will be a great T-shirts.

Large fortunes are by major challenges

created and given facts.

What?

We must the girls Courage award. You build.

Clearly, man. And really? Jane in a "pose-down discipline"?

Yes, I mean it really seriously.

The tip has put me Colleen.

Colleen?

Well, I do not know ...

TJ, are you sure, that you can trust her?

I mean, do you know they really?

What if I tell you that I last night got to know very well.

Then say nevertheless times which is still determines a grenade in bed?

Dude, this does not concern you. That's way too personal.

I should anything bad say about them,

because they directly behind me is, right? - Exactly.

However, if it interests you, the sex was good.

Beneficial, considerate, researching, whimsical and very oral.

Oral? - Very, very oral. - All right. I know about.

More I do not want to know. It's okay. - If you're interested,

TJ has a very powerful ... - What? - Okay.

With a small right-hand twist. He Totally my G-spot.

TJ, I'm going now. I go for a walk.

Any other questions? - Good. Then I will quit the field for you.

I have the image of its large, crooked penis out of my head get.

It will be allright. - Yes, see you later then. - I wish you success.

He handles?

Not if we lose. His responsibility is great.

And he misses his girlfriend.

What about yours? - My responsibility?

Or my girlfriend?

Your girlfriend.

Well, I have only just last night met.

Since I am aware of my Responsibility fully aware.

We make both something of Platt. And their grief-Models also.

Everything's OK with you?

Good.

Good.

That's what I wanted to hear, man.

Oh, these punks do not know what to expect.

All right. I come to you.

See you later. Yes, take care. Bye. Ciao!

No, not a Moneyball.

TJ, who wants to get ready.

He wants us to suffer and would be when it really hurts us.

OK? The guy is with some lousy Surprise coming around the corner. All right?

TJ, we must necessarily ask the following question:

What exactly He wants to surprise us?

What's up? - Is the juror there?

Yes, it's there. - I've got the rules and categories.

I will inform you, you're here.

But probably they will not receive you.

Come on, old man. Spend on you.

Hey.

Oh man, people, I have yet, and more!

Hey, you Kiffer ?!

Let me in now, please.

Follow me!

Makes you only times loose and sit back.

What?

A whole lot of girls.

And I, you sack face. - The shirts are even quite nice.

Real sweet, guys.

That ye may not to win, but nice.

7 o'clock What you have there?

That? Oh, the disciplines of competition.

Excuse us shortly. Come along.

So, listen.

He thinks of course, that he has a great advantage.

He does not know the responsibilities and we. In reality, it brings but not much.

I'm assuming you have for us as well as a list at the start

Oh yes, I have.

A bit Hurry, if you please.

So, here you go.

I'm still waiting on my team.

Yes, that's right. When can we expect him?

Should any moment arrive here.

As arrive safely an entire team bus.

Here he comes, the team bus.

Oh, shit. - Look at that.

May I introduce?

That's my ultimate, unbeatable team for the competition.

Why Team? What shoud that?

That, my friends, is the wonderful, chosen by me

Top-model Super candidate!

You dear Lieschen. - Ouch, that hurts. - Yes.

Oh, man, hey!

Want to go clean up? - That's OK. I've liked.

So you are impressed, yes?

But what really shocked. That was the idea behind it.

Had not expected that you are so stunned.

So, I have the Application forms on the car.

Give Just on the same.

Your girl can Dinger sign the same.

You really that intimidates us the bride?

Remain realistic. That's already really hot, Bro. - As you can see, we are unimpressed.

This is war, my friend. We are ready to go into battle.

Man is, the uncool. - I want to hear anything afterwards.

You really will walk on with her?

Shall I still spell, Moron? - No insults, please.

And we can in any new discipline Replace? - Sure we can.

Each with this ridiculous Shirts can compete against them.

So your "Moneyball-approach" was not so stupid, T. J. - That's what I'm saying.

What about the jury?

I thought you would in my Chosen eh move the tails.

Ah, so there is no jury. So you've lost!

Oh, but there is. In fact in the form of a lady of world format.

Incredible!

In this backseat fit determined yes 20 beer crates.

Morning Fairchield.

Actress, Model, TV Queen.

Hello. - She was one of the best in Dallas.

Really, a superb actress.

I found it always best in ... How was it again? Oh, Friends.

Thank you. - Happy, ma'am.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Girls and boys.

I've noticed, that here a competition to be held.

I hope, There is plenty of coffee.

Oh thank you. Thank you.

And you call coffee?

Well ...

Oh, my God, it's time.

I'm so excited.

Let's see. The first discipline is:

Ah, yet very simple.

Size, Weight and proportions.

So that everything will be fair, we have a friend of Uncle Seymore invited.

Father Tim of the local parish.

Okay ...

So, we have the measurements: 1.80 m in high heels.

Hips:36th Waist:23 Breast:32 C.

I know who we take. Sandy, it's your turn.

Size: 1.85 m.

Breasts:In any case, double-D. - Cool thing!

Waist:20 inches.

Hips:

35.5 inches.

Well done. - I already know, why we have sent you high.

This means, the first round is a draw.

Two points for each team.

What shoud that, damn it all?

I suggest you in the next round.

The second discipline.

Go With high heels.

Dear viewers, a little warning:Do not imitate.

This is more dangerous than it looks.

Good grief.

Yes! Really crude!

It's too dangerous.

BMA!

BMA! - Sorry.

It follows the distribution of points for the second discipline.

Two points go to the BMA.

And zero at Big Top.

Sucking off!

The next discipline is: The Wine Competition,

in which your wine knowledge and your may provide good taste proving.

Watch out. - Lie down flat out.

The BMA would like to start.

Ladie ...

At my home is drunk much wine.

I wish you success.

Come on, you can do it! - They Mach done!

Does not scratch you out of your eyes.

Come on, that you pack, Sandy!

Hey, do not overdo it!

Sexy.

And how.

How it works correctly.

A Merlot Bolgheri. From 2,001th For his kind of very dry.

Well then go in this round the points not to the BMA.

Two points for Big Top.

Lady, so you drink no wine.

And now for the waiters.

Your now dares sure about anything, but I work part pretty much as a waitress.

And since I drink sometimes a little. Wronged that has never been.

Then show, what you've got. - Okay.

Alas, you let the damn Tray fall. Have fun. - Do not worry.

I'm going to not disappoint. - Come on!

Sandy! - Come on, Sandy!

BMA!

Sandy seems to know exactly what she's doing. Yes, as a waitress is extremely professional.

But we'll split the points. A for each team. - What the get 'nen point?

Stay fair, Mrs Fairchield! Stay fair!

Sorry, guys. I've seen it, as I have seen it.

In the next discipline When it comes to the following:

Singing, dancing, playing an instrument.

You can also introduce extraordinary hobbies.

That is very interesting.

Blonde Hair, wonderful!

I'm hot, you are a shit!

BMA is full of flop!

Cool is just Big Top!

Go Wildcats!

If yes really cool, like the blows.

The da! Bitch.

In this discipline, which was quite open, two points at the BMA.

What do you say now, Bitch ?! - Your Performance but well I liked. Go Wildcats.

Next discipline.

Olympic Twirling ribbons.

Get the points home, Colleen!

Apart! So this does not work, girl.

So, we end this discipline, okay?

One point, So draw.

And now we move on quickly.

The next discipline is: Chess on time.

I wish you success.

And off.

Worse train.

Bye Bye!

Time is up.

And here we have again a draw.

One point for both teams. - Well done, Isa!

One point for both teams. - Well done, Isa!

The competition heats up now on quite a bit.

Next, the "Who can follow a three-course meal polish off-discipline ".

Eat me!

My aunt had from Ireland always a tip in stock:

Do not overeat bread. Are the ladies ready?

Let's go.

So this really serving haut every way. But no Models. No.

What is that?

Finished!

Very good very good. Oh, what have you got there in the bosom?

This is a challenge! Foul!

Disqualifying!

Oh I'm sorry. Oops!

That really is a very clear thing. The two points will go to the BMA.

And now the woman against woman water polo.

The winner must two goals distance win,

so the team then receives five points.

Do you think, I'm afraid of you? - Yes.

Ready ?!

Good Good! Always so go ahead!

Yes!

Now I know, What are you using for a game.

Come on!

Throw it!

Yes! Very good!

Hands off, Bitch!

Hands off, I said!

This will be a high ball! Watch out!

Come on now!

That's it, time's up!

No!

So, our current scoreboard looks like this:

Bikini Model-Academy 11 points and Big Top Modeling Scheel 13 points.

Cool! Yes!

All well that ends well. We are still in the race.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

The enthusiasm is overwhelming. Oh, that's good too.

A small Face beauty Face Down.

As I said, that's what Jane.

Yes, for Plain Jane. - Sure, that must make Jane.

Want to Read's times? Is good. - But without glasses.

Yes, they should remove the glasses. - No, no me!

No no no! - Take off the glasses!

Introduce yourself to not so. Come on. I wish you success!

Make them ready.

Damn it! Sorry, baby, but perhaps has a look at it.

Can we say well.

Hey, that's maybe a violet.

You Bitch!

One more time! One more time! Give everything!

Oh, that was good.

Before, I was once young.

Now the new score.

There are two points for BMA in this discipline.

So a cheap bitch!

So a cheap bitch!

That was for you.

What? For me? - Yes. - You were wonderful.

I love you. - I also you.

And now we come the last discipline. I prefer times.

Oh, that is extraordinary.

Woman against woman Bikini Paintball.

Both teams are equal on with a score of 13 points each.

Everything is at stake. I have a horn here.

It means starting and stopping.

Once again two points for this discipline.

Who will win now, wins the competition.

Try to aim well and to make any of us.

Ladys, masks on.

Well then good luck!

Come on, you do it!

Hey, little mouse!

Yes, come up.

Colleen was hit 32 times and her opponent 52 times.

That is, BMA has won.

Geile shit!

Do not get excited, damn. You've got lost nothing.

Since I can only say, the winners get the loot.

So they say in "Spartacus".

In any case, this means that the Big-Top Modeling Scheel

and the largest in this city Paintball Park change hands.

You go to TJ and Benji.

As soon as the beetle the whole thing has signed.

BMA!

Come on, kid.

BMA! Yes! - Here comes the dung beetle.

Oh, the beetle has lost?

Now sign it already.

I never want to hear again what of it! Have you understood? Never again!

You're all dirty!

Wow, congratulations. Well done.

Baby! - Cool, right? - You've done it. - Come here.

Congratulations. - Thank you, Dixie.

I love you.

We still talked about, that you can create anything.

What did I say? I'm proud of you.

Not bad, eh?

It is best to hire an expert, before we decide how it's going on.

It's okay for you, right?

You've really helped me. And Benji also. And the girl.

Say, are you going to, Both schools retain?

And the paintball park.

Good. That with the schools you get baked.

I once told someone, one should bite through in life.

I believe, you have already achieved a great goal.

I have another.

Yeah, I've been on the Bikini Model Academy learned.

In every girl put something special.

The two boys had right after all.

We are all beautiful.

You just have to find out, where you have to look for this beauty.

Actually, you can say, that we are all Bikini Models.

Katherine!

Thank you guys!

Who would have thought?

Scary Mary!

Finally you're back.

Well done, Mary.

Plain Jane!

Caution.

I give thee into the hand. Well done.

Olga!

What did you say? Bikini Model-Academy? - Yes Yes.

Sandy!

You're the best in this model course. I congratulate you, Sandy.

Officially and under Sealed and delivered. Peck?

Thank you!

I missed you.

Ella!

Isabelle!

Thank you!

A hefty applause for Bikini model Academy, graduating class in 2015!

Katherine has then but the pig farm her uncle adopted in Idaho.

Scary Mary went back into politics and a candidate for anything.

Plain Jane is now soon establish contact lenses.

Olga is really a Russian spy. The other day she was deported.

Sandy waiter again. For parties but they can be as bikini fashion! book.

Ella does not have to note, because it has now become Strip teacher.

Isabelle has just a Lettuce and cabbage Snack opened.

Someone Bock, To become a franchisee?

Sue ropes can be soon the majority of their Arschs suck.

She works as a life coach in Bakersfield, California.

Collen lives happily together with TJ in Sherman Oaks, California.

TJ has merged the schools. Now's the whole thing:

Big-Top Bikini Model Academy with paintball park.

And yes, sometimes we shoot at our models.

Uncle and Aunt Ethel Seymore have made TJ's room

a hemp-conservatory made with a massage parlor.

Seymore has it government subsidies got.

Trixie tries again, to find a friend.

Your father has to Urologist retrained and their helps.

Dixie is the greatest of all time. In the autumn we will get married.

Our bride About Hemp Goddess It's great too! Thanks for asking.

Gordens top fashion! and Father Tim

are located at a single Party run the Church again on the way.

Now they are together.

and Morgan Fairchild is ... Well, just Morgan Fairchield.

I'm back on the university and do my dissertation

in botany, biology female and musical theater.

The beetle is in the business his Mom entered.

Who knows, maybe he sold his body under the bridge on the Venice Boulevard?