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We're a fighting commissom,
better known as the spider plant.
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We here at very safe
labs incorporated have
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cleverly modified this
plant to have big teeth.
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Yes.
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Brilliant.
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Frank matters, see babies.
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What if one of them escapes and
bites an inexperienced photographer?
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The very notion.
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No, security is our total obsession.
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We've in fact hired the same people
that protect Buckingham Palace.
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He must admit the best in the business.
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Hmm.
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Apart from the man that broke
into the Queen's bedroom.
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Yes, birds.
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And a guy from the Daily
Mail that got a job there.
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Well, obviously.
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And the people from fathers for justice
who broke in four times over one weekend.
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Yeah, apart from those six isolated
incidents, there are in fact pretty damn good.
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I'd like to pull you
through to quiet ponics.
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These don't touch anything.
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We'll come out in boils.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh my God, it's Jane Mary.
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And she's about to be mugged.
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Wait, I need a costume.
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No, that doesn't work.
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Right, that's better.
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Wow, that was amazing.
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Who are you?
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I'm your friendly neighborhood superhero.
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You remind me of someone I once knew.
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Could it be Peter Piper,
whom you once knew at school?
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God, no, he was a totally not a creep.
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Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, I couldn't fancy
him in a million years.
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Yeah, well, obviously I'm not here.
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I mean, it's only I'm not.
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That's him.
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But unfortunately, I cannot
reveal my true identity.
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Well, that's a shame.
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Because I quite fancy you.
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Hey, call me.
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I'd love to see you that
you're costume on something.
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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It's by deployment.
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It was the happiest day of my life.
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I was a nobody no longer.
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Oh, look, Dabodems, it's got a sailor.
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Some breaking news now.
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And Spider-Plantman has been
helping out in the world of pop music.
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Today, he recovered stolen mastertaves,
belonging to the singer Peter Andre.
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We can now go live to Peter Andre.
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Oh, whoa.
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Now I can release my brand new
album of classic Greek show tunes.
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Thank you, Spider-Plantman.
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Thank you.
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Well, Spider-Plantman, we meet at last.
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I know that voice.
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Come out where I can see you, green goblin.
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Try again.
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Oh, I should have known
it was you, Dr. Octopus.
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Oh.
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The itchy skull?
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Oh, not the human man.
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Batman!
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Spider-Plantman, you've
tangled your last tendril.
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Prepare to meet your bat-doom!
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Oh, sorry.
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Batman!
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Yes.
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It's me.
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It's in me for a while, have you?
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I used to be in films, you know?
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Nobody wants a cake-cruiser to these days.
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No, Spider this.
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Spider that.
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No, no.
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I mean, you're face-banger.
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Because I had my face painted.
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Pencil cases, lunch boxes, doo-bait covers.
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Rompa suits all gone.
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Even the stripper-grams have dried up.
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Had to let Robin go.
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Robin?
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Gone?
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Yes.
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Apparently he was only in it for the money.
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You know what I'm driving now?
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The Batmobile, the Bat Cleo!
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Well, sorry, Batman.
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I'd like to help you with
your problems of self-esteem.
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But I'm afraid I've got
more important things to do.
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More important.
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Saving Jane Mayer is life.
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What?
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Helping Spider-Floreman!
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Give up being a superhero.
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She dies.
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You, Bucker!
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Where is she?
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She's on a well-known London landmark.
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You've just held her
work it out, weren't you?
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Tower Bridge? Damn.
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To the Bat Cleo!
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Oh, rats!
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There are two engineering
works that will be shown today.
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Thank you.
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Come on!
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Where is Tower Bridge?
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Look at the hole!
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Let her go!
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Never!
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It's time for you to die.
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Prepare for the epic fight that will cost
exactly half the budget of the entire film!
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- Two men high above
London in you're in costumes.
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It can only mean one thing.
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Another father's for
justice, Devon Scratch.
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But why do ordinary men go to such extreme
measures to win access rights? Excuse me.
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We're real life superheroes.
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Such is the psychological
toll taken on these men.
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Because of custody wrangling,
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they have come to believe
that they really are superheroes.
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Only flat twist Batman, it's me!
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Robert help me!
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First let's read a ghostly.
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I'm 20% of the back
merchandise receipts this time.
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I will never!
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And a rub in the field!
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All right, something we can talk about.
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Just finish him up.
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No, wait, rub in.
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Come and work for me.
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I'll give you 25% on
all fan-chised pajamas.
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In the breakfast cereal named after
you would real marshmallowy bits in it.
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That man?
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What is the opposite? Oh, yes.
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Why are you
asking that question?
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Is the right answer?
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So incredible, sweetie.
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For this vidjustice, right on.
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Oh, shut up.
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Right.
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To the vet.
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The vet's good, huh?
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Well, am I glad you did that?
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In fact, I'm as glad as
Bernard Gladboy McGlad.
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On the Gladest day of
his life when he just won
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the Gladest Man in North
Gladmanshire competition.
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In the second place, Gladest the Glad.
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All right, all right, I know you're glad.
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Oh, Spider-Plantman, I love you so much.
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Take me home and make
mad passion at love to me.
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Jane Mary.
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Will you marry me?
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Who's asking me, Spider-Plantman
or the real man beneath the spandex?
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You choose.
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I think we should be going now.
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Phew, it's hot here.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God, that creepy to pipe is no area.
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T-Hear, yeah, thank God.
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