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Uh, Keisha?
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Let me ask you a question.
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What happened with the massage school
and the money I gave you and starting
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business and those things?
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Well, Daddy, I started the business and
everything, but you're not going to like
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it.
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You don't have to call me Daddy. I mean,
I'm your stepfather, but... So what am
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I not going to like? I'll show you.
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I'm ready, Daddy.
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Well, this is the massage I was telling
you about.
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Where's the table?
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I need someone to try it on.
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Imagine what mommy would think if she
walked in with my body all bare.
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I may need to practice on you a little
bit.
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Why are you fucking me, daughter?
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It's so bad in here.
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But I like you so much.
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You feel so fucking good in here.
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Hey, man.
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Yeah, it's me. I'm at your place. Where
you at?
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Fuck,
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man. You're going to be a couple hours?
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I need to pick that stuff up.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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There's a key under the mat.
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You sure it's cool if I just go on
inside and grab it?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Thanks, man. All right. I'll talk to you
later.
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Bye.
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I can call him.
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Daddy, daddy, daddy!
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I'm ready.
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Gross. Ew, Uncle Eric, what the fuck are
you doing here?
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Keisha!
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What are you doing dressed like that?
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Especially for your daddy.
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Where'd you go?
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Did you go through your bedroom?
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Oh,
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there you are.
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What are you... doing in here?
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Well, I just came by to pick up a
package. I mean, your dad ordered some
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automotive parts for me. Um, what are
you doing greeting him like that?
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I started my own massage business thing.
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It's Japanese.
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Japanese? But you're dressed like that.
Why are you even looking at me right
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now? I'm not wearing clothes.
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I noticed that when you came.
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Bouncing on out there to meet your
daddy.
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So, uh, what exactly did you have
planned?
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Well, I was gonna show him how I do my
massages.
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You were gonna show him how you do your
massages?
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Dressed like this? You're so fucking
creepy, dude.
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Yes, dressed like this. It's how we do
the massage. It's the technique.
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Oh, I guess you're kind of recording
too, huh?
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So, uh, I mean, he's not going to be
home for a few hours. Maybe you could
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me how you do it.
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No, it's not the kind of massage that
you think it is, Uncle Eric.
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Oh, it's not? You can do it with my
brother, but you can't do it with me.
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It's not a big deal. I'm sure I'll learn
about it. I'm sure your mom knows about
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it and stuff like that. We'll probably
talk about it at dinner one time. No, my
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mom, she can't know that I'm doing the
kind of technique.
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Really? What kind of technique is it?
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I mean, it sounds intriguing to me.
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You're too creepy for this kind of
massage.
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You know, you're probably right.
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It's probably better that you and
your... Your daddy had these special
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I guess I'll just go. I'm sure, you
know, your mom's good with it. I'm good
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it. He's good with it. Everybody's good
with it. I mean, it's no big deal.
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I should just probably leave, right? No,
no, no, no, no.
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She can't know about it. Like,
seriously, Uncle Eric.
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Please.
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Okay.
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I mean, I don't see a massage table or
anything like that. What kind of
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massage is it?
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It's a body -to -body massage, okay?
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Really? A body -to -body massage? I
mean, doesn't like this get
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caught on people? I mean, wouldn't that
rub people the wrong way if it's body
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-to -body?
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It's nude.
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You don't wear clothes when you do this
kind of massage. It's nude.
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This gets better and better.
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I mean, so you're nude. I mean, you've
obviously...
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done this before, this isn't the first
time, otherwise we wouldn't be recording
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it.
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Um, so, uh, yeah, uh, how do we get this
started?
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Should I just go ahead and get undressed
and get dressed?
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That works.
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Take your clothes off.
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Yeah, you're all grown up there aren't
you?
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Need help with those shoes?
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Stop talking.
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And I just lay face up, face down.
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Yep.
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Hmm. Feels nice.
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Yeah, my hands are pretty magical.
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I bet they are.
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You've got more than hands. Alright,
part of this is not talking.
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Relax.
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Wonder, I bet you did a lot of talking
with your daddy.
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That's neither here nor there.
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Oh, I bet you it was here both times.
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Okay. Gel's nice and cool.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, that's warm.
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Yeah.
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You know what? One of the techniques
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started in Japan.
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Really?
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This is Japanese.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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My family used to play Twister
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in the family reunion.
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So nice.
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You're so fucking greedy.
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Yes, it's soft skin.
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Oh yeah.
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It's like the good old days of the slip
and slide in the front yard.
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I don't know exactly.
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I don't know exactly.
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That's for sure.
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You definitely passed the flying
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colors through the massage tool, that's
for sure.
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Yeah, well, now you paid a lot of money
for it.
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My daddy pays for a lot of things.
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But I mean, I guess that's okay. You're
paying him back with these massages,
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right?
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That's right, I am.
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Hmm. You know, I bet you and your mother
would probably be really
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good as a doubles act with this.
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Gross.
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You know, our... It's all slick and
smooth.
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Maybe I could help her out and introduce
her to it.
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I mean, you wouldn't mind, would you?
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Why? You're the creepiest fucking uncle
there could possibly be.
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Shh. Don't say things like that. It
could ruin the video.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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Hey, that's a little bit better
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and better
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Here
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Oh
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grown up
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Uncle Eric, your pecs are so huge.
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Oh, so are yours.
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Yeah. Whoa.
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You know,
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I mean, it's not just nice and all, but
even I've been on the internet.
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I know where this goes.
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Come on, I mean, it's good enough for my
brother. It should be good enough for
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me, right?
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I mean, or we could just discuss this at
the next family reunion.
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I mean, whatever.
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Lots to do.
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There we go.
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And hey, hey, hey. Just so it's not
weird, I mean, if you want to call me
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just to make it easier for you, you can.
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I'm never fucking calling you daddy.
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You're not my daddy.
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Okay. There we go. Oh, there we go.
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Oh, yeah.
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There. Why are you still fucking good at
being creepy?
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We all have our special talents.
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Obviously I'm finding out what yours
are.
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Just like my brother did, I'm sure.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Must have sucked a lot of dicks back in
the store.
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How did you know?
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Oh.
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the next part. Come on.
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What next part? I'm not fucking you.
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Oh yeah, I think you are.
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I mean, let's just keep it in the
family. Come on.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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And if you don't want to call me daddy,
you know, why don't you just say fuck
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you, Uncle Eric?
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No fucking way.
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Come on.
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Just fuck me, Uncle Eric.
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Now somebody's being a team player.
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Aren't they?
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Creepy asshole. Uh -huh. Here we go.
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Oh.
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Oh, man.
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Oh,
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fuck me, I'm so excited.
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Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.
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Uh, no.
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Why don't you look at the camera and
say, look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle
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Come on. I'm fucking Uncle Eric. Come
on.
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Look,
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Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.
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Come on, girl.
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You always like it, don't you?
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My daddy likes it.
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I bet he does.
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to be a regular on your books week after
week.
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shoot it all over those pretty little
tits.
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Yeah?
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You want to go paint those tits for me?
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Let me see.
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I don't want you to paint my fucking
titties, you nasty old fucking creepy
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uncle.
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Creepy ass uncle Eric.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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That's a great idea for us to do.
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You know, you'd make double the money.
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Me and your daddy would have tag -teamed
you together.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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Fucking creep.
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