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Oh god, I'm starting to look very old.
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Old grey.
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Oh god.
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I need these wrinkles.
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Just look at them all over.
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I think a bit of stuff in my lips as
well. I won't go and miss. And my neck.
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I've only seen like five minutes but I
need all that. I need to have something
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done for my face.
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So many years ago, being a young woman.
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I need my prime.
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Pulling all them men.
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Marrying the most gorgeous man in the
world.
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And then now look at me.
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Getting so bloody old and wrinkled.
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This just looks awful.
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Awful, awful, awful.
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Can't believe people call me a f***ing
girl.
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I'm 50 and I should be in my prime.
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In my prime. Not looking old like this.
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I need to find that phone now. I need to
do this.
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Hello?
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Hello, is that my doctor?
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Well, I don't care. Can you put my
doctor on the phone, please? I need him,
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I need him now.
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Yes, it is Miss Skylar.
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So please put him on the phone, as I do
need this done today.
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Hello? Hi, is this Benjamin Button?
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Oh, hi, yes, yes, it is.
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Hi, I need you to come today, please.
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Yeah, you can.
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Oh, probably because I'm having a
meltdown here.
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I need this gone today.
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I've got a big event coming up and I
just need them gone.
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Yeah, no, no, yeah, no, we could do
today.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be available.
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I'll be back in, what, 10, 15 minutes?
Is that alright for you?
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Yeah, yeah, no worries, no worries. I'll
see you very shortly.
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No worries.
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Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye.
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Coming in.
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Door's open.
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Hi, dear Mr Skylar.
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Hi, nice to meet you Benjamin.
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Nice to meet you. Come on Ben, come here
and sit down. No worries, no worries.
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Sit down.
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Certainly.
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Right, I need all this sorting.
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I've got a big event coming up and I
need it all gone.
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My girlfriend thinks I look mega old, so
you need to work some magic.
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That's fine, that's fine. Look, see my
neck? Yeah, I can see it, I can see it.
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You've got wrinkles there and there and
there, especially around here.
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Okay. And my eyes. Okay, there's
definitely stuff that I can do with
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I'll do is we will go through some of
the procedures, some of the medicines.
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So, we have got some...
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Oral serums. So these are the ones that
you would take. This is one that enters
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into the system. It helps tighten the
skin up. This can be over the course of
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two to three week period.
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How can that work?
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Yeah. I'm thinking more of rubbing
something in your skin.
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Okay. No, that's fine. That's fine.
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We have got a gel serum which you can
rub into the skin. This one is more of a
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one week turnaround though. Are you
looking for something more immediate?
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I need something that's quick.
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Okay.
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So, there is an experimental medicine
we've been working on.
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I'll take that. I don't care about the
cost.
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That's fine, that's fine. Obviously, you
can tell.
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What I'll do is I'll explain to you how
it works a little bit. So, Botox or
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botulinum serum.
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Normally, we would inject it, but this
new one is a rub, as you've said.
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It doesn't have any of the side effects
that normally comes with Botox. You
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don't get your nausea, headaches, none
of those things. And it's fast acting.
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So, what we'll do is I'll go through...
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Getting the lines, working out where we
need to apply for the areas. I'll write
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up a diagram and I'll take you through
it step by step.
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Sound good? That's brilliant.
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Perfect. Can you just imagine, Doctor,
all them people out there, my friends,
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family, keep calling me a gil. Do I look
like a gil?
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I do not want to be a gil.
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Well, that's why I'm here with you
today.
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I'm so young still.
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So, you need to get rid of this gil
look.
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That's fine. That's why I'm here with
you today, Miss Skylar. I will be
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you out, don't you worry.
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Wow. So...
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We've got the forehead area here. We've
got the sides, the eyes, common place
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for crow's feet.
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Then you've got the smile line here. And
we've also got the neck. So these are
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going to be the four different areas.
What about here? I might need a little
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of something here as well. That's fine.
So what we can do is we can do just a
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little bit here, which we can focus on.
So that's going to be the one, two,
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three, four, five points of application.
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That we can definitely do within that
one hour period and afterwards.
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You'll be right as rain, ready to go out
your day, looking all young and
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beautiful. No guilt looking. No guilt
looking.
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So what you'll have is like a lot of the
puffiness that we get out of faces and
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stuff that causes creases is from
collagen.
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So a lot of the time that will be
building up in the areas around here and
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around here, and especially around this
area here.
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So what we'll be doing is we'll be
helping to smooth this out. I might
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you to take a supplement to reduce the
collagen in your diet. And this will
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bring this in. It will sink.
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the facial features in a little bit and
bring out a lot more of your natural
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beauty. I'd love that. I look young
afterwards. You definitely look young
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afterwards. Don't worry. Don't worry.
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So I need to take some small little
notes for myself just for like admin
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documentation. So what I'll do is I'll
just start that and then we can get
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started.
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What do we have here?
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That.
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It's a nice arse. Thank you, madam.
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All the compliments today. Nice young
arse there.
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Good degrees there. Look at that nice
young arse.
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I wonder what the front bit looks like.
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I need to turn around and drop those
trousers now. Drop them.
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I mean... Take them off. Okay, okay,
yep, yep, I can do that. Come on, hurry
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I don't wait.
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Ooh, look at that.
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Oh, I mean, it's not necessarily part of
the treatment, madam, I mean... I'm
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sure you wouldn't mind, though.
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I mean, it does feed into the way we are
going to be applicating the serum, I
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guess.
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All of them? Yeah.
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Okay.
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Do you want me to turn around?
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Turn around.
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Okay. Try not to move your glasses.
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Wow.
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Oh, that was really good.
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This is where the 50 years of experience
come in.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Gosh, you're so talented with your
tongue.
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I think it's your turn to undress for me
now.
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Yes, yes, certainly.
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On your own.
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You're pretty good at that aren't you?
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Oh, eight minutes to eight.
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That's the first time I've ever fucked
someone who's 50.
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My friend, show me one more time.
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That is good.
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I feel like a young chef just done a
really good.
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I would break the arm.
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I mean, Granny, you should be looking
after me.
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You should be looking after all my
children.
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Grants are older than you.
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I wonder if you go out shaking grannies.
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Yeah.
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Especially doing it to my doctor.
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He's going to make me look younger and
so I'm not some old woman.
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I'm looking like a granny.
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Looking like a guilt.
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I have to take...
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you'll be looking refreshed and even
more beautiful i
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want you coming around every week to
make me so i don't look so old and
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granny like
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Thank you. I learnt a lot in medical
school.
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You're really planning to get more
experience from them.
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Well, age comes with experience again,
you know.
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Oh God.
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Oh God.
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At least they'll be tight about me.
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We'll make sure we get everything right
by the time we're done.
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Oh, it's so tight.
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Oh.
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you want to say.
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It feels quite good for for wrinkles you
know. I better get it off quick and rub
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it all over my face.
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It's so dark.
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Do I look better now?
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Perfect.
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Where's my mirror?
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Oh, we were so correct.
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Look how young I look.
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I don't look like a gilf anymore.
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I look like a milf.
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Oh, I'm so beautiful.
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The gilfs are going to love it.
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Wait till I pass his number on to all
them.
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So much work for him.
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No more looking like a gilf.
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