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Come on over here, Max.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Yes, you can sit down next to me. I won't bite you. I rarely bite.

All right. Okay, so I just met you.

Yeah.

Yeah, we just met downstairs.

You're youthful.

Yes, I am.

You're what?

46? I'm 26 years old.

What? Because you're 46.

No, no, it's 26. And you said, I'm brown and brown don't crack.

I did say that, but I am 26.

You didn't.

That's something I would say. But, no, I just turned 26. I turned 26, like, last

week. Have you graduated college yet?

I've graduated college, yeah.

I think I saw something with you and Captain Kong.

Yeah. I don't think it was official. No, that was just a porn.

But, yeah, I did do a graduation video.

Yeah, so when we talk about, now, your fans will know things about you.

A little bit, yeah, they know. Yeah, they will know that you have a pet

named Teddy.

Right? No.

I don't have any pet iguanas. It's crazy.

That you sleep with teddy bears.

I do. I sleep with a big bird, actually.

There's a big bird from Stephanie Street.

Oh, I know.

Everyone knows it's not a taxidermy big bird.

I figured it meant big bird.

Do you really?

Yeah, that's my thing. I'm a big bird.

With your wife?

No, I mean, it's not like a thing.

Is it like sleep between you?

Does it wake up and do weird sexual things like tell you? Oh my god, no.

just, it's like more of a decoration at this point. But yeah, I used to sleep

with a teddy, basically. Well, I mean, that's fine.

But then you turn 25 and you're like, that's it.

I'm 25, I don't need a teddy bear anymore.

Basically.

You're so funny.

Um, so let's, so you had, um, you had a nice drink before we came up here, but

we're completely sober. Completely sober.

Yeah. And, and I got him, um, do you drink Shirley Temples all the time? I

didn't even know if you guys knew what that was. You don't, do you? Um,

actually, Shirley Temples are awesome. It's just like bright and white.

It's Maraschino cherry juice. Yeah, Maraschino.

Um, yeah, Shirley Pimples are great. So, okay, so when were you born exactly?

Not the date, but like the year. 1997.

That's a big one.

Really? Why?

Because that, I graduated high school in 85.

That's crazy. 97?

I, I was close to buying my first house.

That's even crazier.

I was. I was a national sales account manager traveling all around.

Do you want to know when I graduated high school?

Well, Jesus, I guess it was last week. Basically, yeah, 2016.

2016. When Trump got elected.

Oh, that was tough.

Yeah. Well, that's tough.

No, that's tough. We're not going to talk about politics.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God.

2016?

Yeah, 2016.

Ugh.

So, here's the big question.

Because, you know, there's a little bit of an age gap. Because I'm 56.

Yeah.

Have you ever been with somebody my age or older before?

Do you want to know the truth?

Well, do you guys want to know the truth?

Do you? Do you?

Yes. They all say yes. Of course you want to know the truth.

Yeah, I actually love older women. It's probably like my favorite.

Don't say that.

You do have a wife.

I do have a wife.

And she's not old.

And she's not old.

And obviously she's my favorite woman ever, but she's going to get older and

only going to like her more.

Yeah. I'm only going to like her more as she gets older. That's kind of cool

though. Yeah, I think it's cool. Okay, so the oldest.

The oldest person I've been with? Yeah.

And they were alive.

We just wanted to make sure. Okay, do you mean like on camera or off camera?

Both. Okay. You guys want to know this? Let's start on camera. Because have you

ever confessed this? No, never.

To your fans? Because it's going to be on yours and mine. The oldest person

had sex with on camera was 64 years old.

And how old were you at the time? I was 25.

Okay, all right. So she was 64 years old. Okay, so...

So much older than me.

Did she have a walker?

I'm teasing. No, she didn't. No, she didn't have a walker. She was probably a

big old porn star.

She was. You don't have to say anything.

Cool. Okay. But she was 64 at the time. Yeah. So she's basically 64, 65 right

now. Yeah, exactly.

It wasn't too long ago. Okay.

So that's on camera.

So far, because you are, are you, so do you guys have moms and grandmothers?

You might be interested in filming with them. Yeah. So call Nana right now.

They don't have to show their face either.

Oh, they don't have to show their face. They don't even have to do their hair or

their makeup. Uh -huh. I have masks they can wear and everything.

Hi, Nana.

I've always wanted to do that.

Okay. All right. So the oldest that, okay. So the oldest off camera, uh,

was right when I finished college, I met her on Tinder and she was 72 years old

and, uh, she was a yoga instructor. So she was really fit. She was bendy. She

was really bendy and thin and like toned, but also 72 years old. Wow.

Did she, um, throw her like, Could she, like, really get into some bendy things?

Like, knee behind ears? You know, I never tried that, but, like, her

was really wide, and, like, I could basically... You know, she was 72 years

so, like, I didn't want to break her.

Well, no, because there's a hip issue.

Yeah, but she was very bendy, and she kept up. Like, I could fuck her as hard

I wanted to.

Wow. Mm -hmm.

Did you just one time?

We fucked a few times. Actually, we fucked so many times that she kind of

started getting feelings and we had to cut it off because I was like, listen,

I'm only interested in having sex and she wanted to have a relationship.

This is real. This is all real, true story. Yeah. And you've never shared

with your fans? No, I've never shared this with them.

And she watches some of my porn sometimes, so she might see this.

So you're still in contact with her?

Uh, you know, sometimes.

She asks me about Bitcoin a lot.

Oh. So, we do talk sometimes.

Did she ask you to set up her VCR?

No. She asked me how to store her Bitcoin and stuff. Okay.

And, like... Because, you know, I'm just... As I'm listening to this, I'm

you know, having somebody youthful like this could come in handy, not

just for his dick, but, you know, like...

For technical things, like Bitcoin or AI stuff.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah, I've actually been contacted by a couple AI companies that want to

use my... That's a genius idea.

My voice.

You should consider it. I am. I'm going to talk to you.

And I heard you have a decent dick.

It's pretty good.

I don't know.

Well, I think we might see.

Because all of my fans have wanted to see me with a youthful

gentleman.

And you know I don't fuck assholes.

And this guy is a gentleman.

And lovely.

Now we'll see what he does. He did want to eat my ass.

I still do.

Yeah, well, and that's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. I

No, it's just not going to happen. I know you guys, a lot of you guys want to

eat my ass too, and I get it.

I don't get it because I'm like, I wouldn't eat my own ass even if I was

But that's just not what Elena's into.

Yeah. But he hasn't seen the girls yet. I haven't. I've been

literally dying to see them all night.

Yeah. I mean, we've been at this for a while. We had to talk. We did. We talked

a lot.

It's probably way more than he... Ooh, look it. She's escaping.

She's the naughty one.

She's the naughty one.

This is my new set.

I was going to take pictures in this, but then I didn't have lights, and guess

who had lights? Oh, I got lights. I brought everything she needed. So

we're not going to talk to you much more now.

Now we're going to just talk.

Really? Can I touch your boobs? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Dude, these are real mommy milkies. They are. I'm from Los Angeles.

Yeah, they are. I breastfed for two and a half years. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. I could have fed a village.

Oh, my God. You should have seen them when they were full of milk. They

rooms before I did.

Oh, my God. I would love to see them.

I could spray them across the room.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Now let's see if you can get the bra off quicker than my two other friends.

I should be able to.

Oh, this one's got an extra hook.

Because it's a big balloon.

Oh my goodness.

It's like Christmas in June.

Wow, they're so good and real.

I'm going to take my glasses off. Yeah.

I should maybe even get this off too.

The dress?

Yeah. Here, show the camera your butt. Oh, okay.

Yes, just like that.

There you go.

Oh,

there we go.

Yes.

See, normally I would just lick your bubble right there.

Yeah.

Wow, you're so hot. Oh my god.

You're right.

Hey, take this off.

Seriously, I could just play with your boobs all day.

You're welcome, baby.

I don't get a lot of attention.

That's crazy.

I know, it's bad.

I'm gonna feel sensitive.

Yeah, you make them a little sensitive.

Oh, my.

I'm packing a little heat.

Yeah, you got me excited a little bit.

What happened up here?

Um, I got bit.

By a rabid dog?

Um, actually, it was myself. I bit myself.

I know. Don't worry about it. Let's not worry about it.

You didn't do that?

I didn't think it was going to work so badly, but it did.

All right, well, I'll have to get that off camera.

Let's find out why.

I've never bit myself.

It was like one of those things where I can't, like, I had to just, like, stay

quiet. I bit myself. It was stupid.

I don't have the designer pussy. No, it's pretty.

It's very natural. She's pretty.

Get comfortable.

You cheer for the elderly so well.

I'm just trying to enjoy myself.

I was enjoying it.

Turn this side a little bit.

Like this, like this.

Yeah.

Wow, your pussy's so nice.

Oh, I like it.

Well, I'm glad.

Since we're gonna fuck.

Really?

I hope so.

Yeah, I mean, you know, a hard -on's a terrible thing to waste.

Yeah, it is.

Maybe take off your pants, or no.

That's it.

No underpants?

No.

Not today.

Do you always go commando? Not always, actually.

Let me see what we got working. Yeah, I wasn't going to put anything in here.

Oh, did I just kick it? No, you took my hand.

Yeah, feel free to suck me all you want.

Stay still.

All right, so if I was doing a dick rating.

Tell me. Yeah.

First, I'd be like, you know what?

Dick ratings are silly.

And then I'd say, it matters more the man that's attached.

And then I'd say, you know, girth is important.

Nice and landscape.

Oh my god.

Sweetheart, you grew a little bit.

How your garden grows.

I got one that keeps going in there.

Oh, wow, you're really good at that.

Fuck.

See? If you're watching, you don't have to gag.

Give a good little jump.

Look

at

those balls tighten up.

Do you hear your balls tightened up? Yeah. Did you feel it? Mm -hmm.

I think

you'd

like your dick in between my tits.

That's such a great idea.

Oh, shit.

Wow.

They're really good at this. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Wait till I take off my dentures.

I think you need to be in the test. I do. I really need to.

Okay.

Where does the pro want my test?

Because he's a pro pornster.

Right here. I'm going to fuck him. Like this?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Oh.

Getting a camera?

Oh, there you go.

Oh, great.

That's probably a bit terrible of me.

No, you look gray and your tits look even better.

You can't even see your dick in them. I know, so many titties.

So much titty. Oh my god, it's literally gone.

Oh, it feels so good. It's fucking gone.

Buried. Buried in Midwestern milk tits.

Oh, I fucking love it. Oh, boy.

God, this is kind of nice.

It's going to poke out.

There he is.

It looks so good.

Oh,

my

God.

You might have to do this again sometime when you can come on them, but today.

I really want to come inside you.

What about you, boys?

You want to see him come inside me?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. These titties are so nice.

Are we going to do it?

You want to put it in? Come here and kiss me a little bit.

Oh, you're bigger than you look.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You're so

hard. Oh,

wow.

It's so good, holy shit.

Yeah, plus the lungs are like gripping my car.

Oh my

goodness.

Oh my god, you feel so big.

God, you're a fucking steel rod.

Oh, God, you make me so hard.

Oh, my God, you're making my tits shake so much.

There's not a count for an earlobe.

Oh, my God.

Why'd you face me?

You just can't look at me.

Alright.

I love how the hair...

I taste delicious!

You do, I told you that.

Plus, he tastes so good.

Oh, man.

Yeah, there's going to be a whole lot of people.

What

else

would I have on that list?

I was afraid I'd crush you. No, I love it.

Oh, fuck yeah, you're so good. Yeah

Huh? What?

I mean, no, don't do it.

I will and then lean back.

Am I going to hurt you? No, you're not. I always feel like I'm going to break

roots.

You know what that means?

I'm wet.

I thought you were wet.

I don't want to break your penis.

Oh, are you marching me from behind?

Yeah, that was nice.

All right, baby.

Where do you take me?

I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to put you this way.

oh shit

oh my god

Your pussy's really nice. Too hard.

Oh, my God.

Good Lord.

It doesn't look giant, but it feels giant.

I think that's better, right?

Oh my god, it's really hard not to cum inside you.

Definitely squishy.

Oh,

I

like this.

This is good.

Oh, it's so wet.

What have you done to me, Maxville?

Oh, my God.

Fuck me harder. I think they want to see my boobs really shake.

Ken, you are afraid.

You're gonna come. I'm gonna come.

The power of the Midwest milk pussy.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, God, you feel so good.

You're just, like, the perfect...

It is really hard not to cum.

I love that.

You're so funny. I want to kiss you.

I want to kiss you, too, but, like, arms behind my back.

Oh, Max.

You're really good at this.

Oh, my God.

You should keep looking at young guys, Lynn. I know.

Youthful. Youthful guys.

I think I will.

Oh!

Oh, they're not... I'm gonna be a...

How are you ever going to make it as a pro?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe you've just got to be careful with this old milk. The milk.

It's literally just the milk.

Oh, my God, I want that. Oh, my God.

Am I going to fill me up with your cum?

I'd love to. How do you want me to do that?

Probably on my back, and then I'll play with my cum.

Yeah.

Oh, God damn it.

Are

you

going to come inside?

I really want to come inside you.

Oh, my God.

You're going to cum on my cock?

Uh -huh.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh shit.

Oh my god, I'm gonna cum.

You're dripping.

It is an observation.

Yep. Excuse me, lady.

You're dripping as you're walking by.

Excuse me, ma 'am. You're dripping.

nice to meet you it was really nice meeting you too although we might have

cut that word out oh me yeah i don't think so

because you can't write it you're right but that's stupid well oh okay because i

mean i know like it's stupid i know i'm not

gonna i'll i'll cut we'll cut it yeah or just just beep it out beep it out

people are gonna be like what they say.

Good.

It's a mystery.

It's a mystery.

Hmm.

Well then.

Oh, great.

I'm going to go to sleep now.

Okay. I just need to go to the airport in the morning.

Me too.

I have to get up at five. Do you?

Yeah. Do you have to go to the airport?

Uh -huh. Go to Vegas?

I'm going to Arizona.

Oh, Arizona.

Yeah.

In your vials? Yeah.

Are you in your vial in a minute?

I am the stepbrother. I guess we all are in a while.

Well, no.

There's usually an old person.

No. Oh, really?

For me, it's usually stepbrother, stepsister.

Yeah, okay. Because somebody I've filmed with before usually is like dad.

Yeah, they do that too.

But I get to fuck my stepsister tomorrow.

You're really excited. I'm very excited.

step -sister tomorrow.

And you don't.

No. And I don't want to.

Crazy. What, you don't want to fuck your step -brother?

You said step -sister. Okay, you're right.

My step -brother, if I had one, would be old.

And you left it youthful. Oh Jesus, more just came up.

More came up.

That's so funny.