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Hey.
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What are you doing in your room?
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My stomach feels weird.
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Your stomach feels weird? I don't
believe that.
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It's your birthday.
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You're supposed to be opening presents
right now.
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Let's just... Just tell mom we can do it
later tonight.
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Later tonight?
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Come on. I just have a stomach ache. I
just want to lay down.
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A stomach ache?
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Yeah. Do you really think I believe
that?
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What do you mean believe? I do.
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Come on, be honest.
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What's going on?
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Come on, you can talk to me.
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Oh my god, I don't want to talk right
now.
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Well, you don't want to open presents
either.
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So you gotta do one of the two.
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I just don't feel like doing the whole
birthday thing.
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Why not?
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Stop being so depressed.
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I just feel shitty because I had to move
back home.
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Back home? Back home with me?
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Come on now.
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That's the best thing ever.
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I mean, it's cool that we get to hang
out and stuff again.
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But, like, you're 20.
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I'm 30. It's, like, not as cool for me
living back home.
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You know?
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That made no sense.
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You're my big brother. Come on now.
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I just... I don't know. I just... I
don't know. I don't want to do... I
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It feels... I just... I don't feel good
about it.
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I just want to be, like, alone or
whatever.
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Well, you're not going to be alone.
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So go ahead and get over that.
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It's your birthday. You're supposed to
celebrate.
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You're supposed to party. Turn up.
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Yeah, but I just don't feel like I
should be sobering, you know?
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Because I live at home again, and I'm
30, and I
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don't have a job, and my business didn't
work.
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Well,
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the pickle business was a good idea.
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It was a good idea.
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Could have made a few little tweaks here
and there. It was a great idea.
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Yeah, it was.
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But it didn't work out. You can't just
sit in your room and just... People love
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bagels, you know? Like, just... Yes, we
all love bagels.
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But we also like to see you open
presents.
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It seemed like a good idea.
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Could have maybe changed a few things
about it.
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Yeah.
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Could have been just, like, more than
bagels, you know? I just thought that
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keeping it like one thing was smart,
but...
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One thing, it's kind of boring, you
know?
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Yeah. I don't want to get a regular job
again. Like, I'll just... I don't know.
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Well, you're going to have to figure
something out.
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But as of right now, today is your
birthday.
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We have to do something.
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We can't just eat cake and call it a
day.
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Why not?
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Why not?
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I don't understand.
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Because... Oh, fuck.
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It's your birthday, and you've got to do
something, okay?
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Get off of me.
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No. Get off of me. No.
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Look, what is it going to take?
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Like, you've got to get out of this
depression.
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No, get off of me. I don't want to. No.
Stop. It's annoying.
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What is it going to take? What takes
this depression?
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Well, you ate cake, and that didn't
help.
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Your presence would help.
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But you don't want to do that yet.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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What cheers me up?
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Hmm. There's a lot of time even late.
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What?
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It's a question.
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It's none of your business.
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And I'm asking a question.
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Um, you know my little sister and I got
to talk to you about the last time I got
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late? Crazy.
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Come on.
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Honestly? Be honest now, don't lie,
because I know when you lie.
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I don't know, like eight or nine months
ago?
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Eight or nine months ago?
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That's why.
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Why are you laughing at me?
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That's why, you don't know. That bad?
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You've got to get laying.
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Probably would be a good thing.
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I know one of my friend's snakes are
hot.
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Hmm.
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What, are you trying to help me have
sex?
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Hmm. I can find a chick if I wanted to,
or just... If you wanted to. See, you
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don't want to.
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Well, no, I want, don't, I want to.
Okay, I... So, just like your presents.
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want to open them, but you don't want to
open them.
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I just feel like I don't know how to...
What are you doing?
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Well, you're here, so I might as well do
it.
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Come on. Are you crazy?
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Stop. You're crazy. No. Text me.
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Come on, you can't tell me that you're
too excited.
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But you don't have to be quiet, okay?
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Or you'll get in trouble.
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Big brother, we can't do that. You're
crazy.
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Why not?
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Are you being, like, serious?
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Do I look serious?
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This is, like, this is too crazy,
though.
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You gotta live a little. Come on.
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Being bad is fun sometimes.
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I mean, it's kind of fun.
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It shouldn't be fun, though, right? But
it is.
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So why can't they be? And they're
already hard.
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So, I don't see why not.
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You're fucking crazy.
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Wow.
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Brother's packing.
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You think so?
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Yeah.
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And you haven't been getting laid?
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I don't really like meet girls.
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We're going to get you out more, okay?
Yeah.
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But remember, be quiet.
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Yeah, we would. We're going to get in
trouble if they come in here.
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Yeah, they would, like, kick us out.
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Oh,
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my God. Fuck, dude.
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Why is it so hot? Jesus.
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This is really bad.
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Oh, fuck.
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You got to promise me you'll open your
presents after this.
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I swear to God, yes.
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I will.
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I got you something you really like.
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Okay.
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We're being quiet, right?
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Hmm.
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Hello? I just, I just want to know.
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Yeah, I want to know.
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Fuck, okay.
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evil.
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I don't wanna know.
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I'm gonna get you a new bed, though.
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Yeah, I know.
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Alright. No, seriously.
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Will you please come open your presents?
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I got you something you'll really like.
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Better than this.
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Okay, but you gotta clean up. I know.
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Can you give me like a towel? I can't
walk out there like this.
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Oh, yes.
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