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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Cousin, cousin, cousin.
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I've got some amazing news.
You better sit down.
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I am sitting.
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Well, then stand up.
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All right, now sit down.
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I had been waiting and waiting
to find just the right time
to tell you.
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Do you know how Ms. Lydia
is always wanting
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exciting new scripts
for her theater group?
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Mmm-hmm. Oh, don't tell me
you gave Lydia my play!
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Okay, I won't tell you,
but then I won't have
any news.
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You wanna make
popcorn or...
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Balki, I can't believe
you gave her my script
without my permission.
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My play, Wheat, is still
a work in progress.
Oh, I'll be humiliated!
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The theater group
will hate it!
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I'll be a laughing stock!
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They've been rehearsing
for weeks.
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Everyone loves it!
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Well, cousin,
I've never
actually read it
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that the stage
is brilliantly
managed by me.
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I'm the stage manager!
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They forgot my name!
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I've been practicing
in the shower all week.
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Cousin, cousin, come on.
I'm gonna give you...
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I'm gonna give you
a complete tour
of the theater.
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Now, this is the stage.
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And, and these...
These are the chairs.
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And that's
just about it.
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Oh, hi, Larry!
I love your play!
(CHUCKLES)
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I bet you were really excited
when Balki told you
we're doing it?
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I sure was.
(LYDIA CHUCKLES)
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I based the character
of Lawrence on, well, me.
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Cousin!
Cousin, cousin, look!
Look! See them two guys?
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The guy on the left,
he's the director,
Trevor McNeil.
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And the guy on the right
is the star of the show,
Brad Oliver.
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You've seen him before!
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I have?
Yes!
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He was our waiter.
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Now, Brad,
your character of Lawrence
is, is basically a buffoon.
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So your underlying
motivation is...
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(STUTTERS) Buffoonery?
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Bravo, Brad! Yeah!
(CHUCKLES)
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Thanks, Trevor,
I'm depending
on your guidance
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to help make this
Lawrence character
a complete bonehead. (LAUGHS)
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Good, good.
And look, don't let
the words get in your way.
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We can always change
them later, huh?
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Ho...ho...whoa,
whoa, no!
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No. No, no, no, you, you
can't change the words.
The words are sacred.
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Who are you?
I'm Larry Appleton.
The author of Wheat.
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And Wheat is perfect
as it is.
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Every word is in its
proper place.
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Oh, I see
what's going on here.
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This is your first play,
and you think you've
written a masterpiece.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
If you work real hard,
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Just a minute.
Cousin Larry happens
to be a published writer.
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He fills in the bubbles
for the cartoon
Dimitri's World.
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Ooh, that's
very impressive.
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Now be a good
little playwright
and get off my stage.
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(STUTTERS) I bet
you thought that
The King And I
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was the story
of Elvis and Priscilla!
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You mean it's not?
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I don't need
this aggravation, huh?
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I don't need this play!
I quit!
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Well, good!
Who needs him?
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I do! He's my ride.
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I quit!
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(STUTTERS) Well, you still
want to put on this play,
don't you?
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Boy, I'm guessing
Trevor has a van.
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Larry, I just ran into
Trevor in the hall!
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I cannot believe that
you made him quit!
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Well, then, so, you'll get
another director.
(SCOFFS)
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You know, that, that would
really help me out a lot.
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It would give me time
to perfect my curtain-closing.
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Every time I practice
in the shower,
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someone's in it
and they scream
and ruin my timing.
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Well, I suppose we could
postpone,
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but I don't know if Clive Rich
will be available
in two months.
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Clive Rich... Cli...
Clive Rich?
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The Clive Rich was going
to review my play?
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He was going to be here
on opening night,
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No, wait, Lydia!
Don't, don't call anyone.
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You know the old
show business saying?
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Feed a cold,
starve an actor?
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I will be the director
and I, Larry Appleton,
will star in Wheat.
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All right, all right,
everybody!
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I know it's only a few
days until we open,
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but I've been up
all night rewriting Wheat.
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So that the five of us
can handle it, all right?
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Now, I will play Lawrence,
the lead role and narrator.
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Balki, you will be
my brother Billy.
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Jennifer, Lois.
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Mary Anne, Bobbi Sue.
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And Lydia,
the Apple Lady.
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Larry, we have never acted.
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We're gonna make
fools of ourselves!
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The only thing I ever acted
in was the sixth grade
hygiene pageant.
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I played
Little Miss Gingivitis.
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There is nothing
to worry about.
I will guide you through.
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I know everything
there is to know
about the theater.
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In college,
I was the
head ticket taker.
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Larry, I just read the
description of Lois.
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a nice long discussion about
why you think your wife
should play your mother.
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(STUTTERS)
We'll talk about it later.
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Why don't you go
with Lydia and Mary Anne
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learn the lines
for the wheatfield scene
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and Balki and I will start
rehearsal on stage.
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At least in this play
I won't be washed off
the stage by a giant Waterpik.
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Cousin, um,
I have two small problems.
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I'll give you
the big one first.
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If I play
your brother Billy
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how am I gonna still
be able to pull the curtain?
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I've got a lot of time
invested in that.
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Really? Okay.
Yes.
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Now, what's your
second problem?
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(STAMMERS)
Why not?
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Well, because Billy
in the script
is a mean, angry person,
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and I don't think I can
be someone mean and angry.
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It's too different
from what I am.
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So, um, I was thinking
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maybe if Billy
was an immigrant mail boy
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who now draws
a cartoon...
Mmm-hmm.
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Balki, you don't have
to be a mean person
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to act a mean character
in a play.
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See, you just, you just
have to think
of a mean person
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and then
you become that person.
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So just, just think
of somebody
who is really mean.
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I don't know
anyone really mean.
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Sure you do.
(STUTTERS)
Wait, oh, wait.
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He used to always
steal your lunch
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Uh, Brunos.
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I can't talk
about that, cousin.
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You don't have to think
about what he did to you.
(EXHALES)
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Just, just think
about who he was.
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Just describe him.
Hmm?
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Well...
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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He was as big
as an ox.
Mmm-hmm.
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He was as strong
as an ox.
Mmm-hmm.
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He smelled like an ox.
Mmm-hmm.
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(STUTTERS)
Wait a minute.
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(MUMBLING)
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Brunos.
Think of Brunos.
Think of Brunos.
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Oh. (SIGHS) Yeah.
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I got him. I got him.
Okay, all right, all right.
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When he talked,
it was like thunder.
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Mmm-hmm. Okay, okay.
How did he move?
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When he walked,
the whole island shook.
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He wasn't invited out
very often.
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He wasn't invited out
very often?
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No.
Why not?
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Because he was big
and smelly and scary.
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Angry!
Mmm-hmm.
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Angry!
All right. Good! Good!
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Become Brunos!
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(SCREAMS)
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It's Friday night
and I'm all alone.
(CHOKING)
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And I smell bad!
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Great! Great!
You're doing great!
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You're doing great! Oh!
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All right, all right.
Now, come on,
let's just...
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Let's just try it
with the lines, okay?
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Okay.
All right, all right.
Here we go.
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Angry, angry.
Angry!
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Good! Okay, okay.
All right.
(SIGHS)
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Billy...
Uh, yeah.
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"I did. What are you
going to do about it?"
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No, no, no.
You lost the anger.
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You lost the anger.
It all went
right out the window.
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All right,
what you have to do...
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You have to retain
the anger
when you say the lines.
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All right, all right,
what we need is a word
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that will help you
to become Brunos.
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A key word that will set off
your memory of Brunos
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when he was
at his meanest.
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Uh... Well, uh, when I
was on my way to school.
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You'd be on your way
to school.
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I'd have my lunch,
and I'd be crossing
over the bridge.
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Path to school.
Okay, all right.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
I've got it. Lunch.
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Bridge.
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All right...
(MUMBLING) School.
(SIGHS)
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Bridge.
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Bridge!
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Bridge! Bridge!
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I've got it. Bridge!
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(SCREAMING)
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Great! Great!
You're doing great!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
All right! All right!
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Every time you hear that word,
you will become Brunos!
Yeah.
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Now, we can put that word
anywhere in the script!
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All right, come on.
Let's try it with the lines.
Okay.
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Here we go.
Here we go.
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Yeah. Okay.
Ready?
All right, here we go.
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I did! What are you
gonna do about it?
(GRUNTS)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(SHUSHING)
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Wheat.
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Miles and miles of wheat.
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In an era of depression
and hardship,
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there emerged a young man
struggling to save his family
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from a failed wheat crop
and economic decline.
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All while trying to realize
his dream of becoming
an author.
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I'm Lawrence,
and this is my story...
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Wheat.
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This is my mother. Ma.
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Ma was a hard-working woman
who paid the price
of pioneer life.
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Her face was
as dry and cracked
as the drought-ridden earth.
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She was 40,
but looked 60.
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Every afternoon,
Ma summoned me to supper
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with her pleasant,
almost melodic voice.
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But she wasn't
feeling well today.
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(STUTTERS)
But no matter
how she felt
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Ma was always
waiting there
to greet me with a hug.
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Except Tuesday.
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There was no hugging
on Tuesdays.
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We always used to enjoy--
Hello, Lawrence.
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It is I, your brother Billy!
(STUTTERS) Not now!
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Get off the stage! Not now!
Go, go, go, go!
Go away! Go away!
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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We always used
to enjoy a visit from...
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From the Apple Lady.
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00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:24,384
One of the
Apple Lady's favorite
activities was to gossip.
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Once she started talking,
there was no stopping her.
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So, Apple Lady, what's new?
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Well...
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So, Apple Lady, what's new?
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Lydia. Lydia.
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One of the Apple Lady's
second favorite activities
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was to come into a room
and stand there like a stone.
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Mary Anne?
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Hello, Lawrence!
It is I,
your brother Billy!
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00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,096
Not now, not yet!
No, no! Get Mary Anne!
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:17,804
Some of my fondest memories
were of my sweetheart love
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Bobbi Sue.
Hi, Bobbi Sue!
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Hi, Lawrence!
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Bobbi Sue
was very considerate.
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She always brought
over a bottle of fresh milk
from her cow Bessie.
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00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,891
I couldn't find the milk.
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00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:43,230
Lawrence, may I
pour you a tall,
cold glass of...
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00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,500
Oh, now that doesn't
work at all, does it?
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And so Bobbi Sue and Ma
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moved to the big city.
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And they took
the Apple Lady
with them
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to use as a doorstop.
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(STAMMERS) And with Ma
and the rest of them gone...
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I was able to spend
time alone
with my brother Billy.
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My brother Billy!
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Hello, Lawrence, it is I,
your brother Billy!
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On the surface,
Billy was a...
Oh, God!
267
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,750
On the surface,
Billy was a...
268
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,388
(INDISTINCT MURMURS)
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00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,725
On the surface,
Billy was a good kid
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00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,929
but underneath,
there lurked a time bomb
waiting to explode.
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00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,831
So, Billy...
272
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:56,703
Who parked the thresher
down by Old Creek Bridge?
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00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,139
I did! What are you gonna
do about it, huh?
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00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:03,075
Nothing! Nothing!
I'm sorry I asked!
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00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:08,648
You're doing great!
276
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,618
Sure,
Billy had his problems.
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00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,621
Heck, we all had
our problems
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00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,590
but he was able
to bridge that gap.
279
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,795
Sometimes, Billy could
be an understanding
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00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:27,367
kind, thoughtful
and filled with compassion.
281
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,036
A caring brother.
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00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:34,907
Whose only thought
was the happiness
of his family.
283
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,978
Wherever Billy went
there was only love.
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00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,981
(CHOKING)
Shut up
and give me your lunch!
285
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,583
(SCREAMING)
286
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,619
(CLATTERING)
287
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:58,565
I guess today's the day
that Billy goes off
to college!
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00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,634
Bye, Billy! Write!
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00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,670
He never will.
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00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:07,674
(STAMMERS)
So, where was I?
Oh, hmm...
291
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,643
Wheat.
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00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,746
Aha!
293
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,549
Spring break already?
294
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,320
Calm down, Balki.
295
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,924
Billy had trouble
adjusting to college.
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00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,799
And like many
struggling freshman,
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00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,836
he developed a bizarre
furniture throwing disorder.
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00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,842
Sure, sure, there
were barriers between us.
299
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,178
But Billy was always
able to tear 'em down!
Oh, God.
300
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,114
Now you're going
off the bridge!
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00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,582
(SCREAMING)
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00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,020
WOMAN: Curtain!
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00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,688
Curtain? That's my job.
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00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,169
LARRY: (GROANS)
Yeah. All right.
Now let's get you comfortable.
305
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:13,840
Cousin, I'm...
Cousin, I'm sorry
I threw you off the stage.
306
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,309
I'll never forgive myself
for causing you to black out
307
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,478
and miss my curtain closing.
(GRUNTING) Yeah.
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00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:23,916
Oh!
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00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,152
(GROANS)
310
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,621
No, no, Mary Anne, Mary Anne,
that's the good cushion,
don't do that.
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00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,023
Oh!
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00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,925
Okay. Oh!
313
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,695
(GROANING AND GRUNTING)
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00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,801
(SIGHS) I know, I know.
I did it again.
315
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,537
I couldn't leave
well enough alone.
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00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:49,208
If I hadn't taken
over the play
317
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:53,079
Oh, now, come on, cousin.
Don't be so hard
on yourself.
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00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,517
Larry?
LARRY: Uh-huh.
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00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:03,356
Oh, no, no, please.
320
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:08,495
(STAMMERS) I mean,
I'm just glad the
whole thing is over and done.
321
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:13,400
Oh, as far as I'm concerned,
it's just all water
under the bridge.
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00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,370
(SCREAMS)
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00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,547
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