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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Cousin, cousin, cousin!
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I just ran into Big Carmine
on the loading dock.
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You know, the guy
that can open a beer bottle
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with his belly button?
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to throw you
a bachelor party.
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I had no idea!
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Would you like that?
I'd love a bachelor party.
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Is there gonna be any, uh,
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bachelor-type
entertainment, huh?
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(CHUCKLES) Huh?
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Oh.
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Huh?
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BOTH: Aah!
(LAUGHS)
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Stop, stop it.
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What are we talking about?
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I'm talking
about the entertainment
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Oh, oh, oh, that.
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Well, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I thought we'd bob for onions.
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And then, uh,
play a few rounds
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of pin the mustache
on Miss Mypos.
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Eh? Eh?
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And then I thought we'd
get down to the main event
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of the bachelor party.
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Team quilt-making.
That's right.
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That's right.
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What a surprise!
What are you doing here?
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Oh, uh, we came
to pick up Larry
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I'm going along, too,
even though I'm not engaged
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because it would be
a good experience
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in case I ever become engaged
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which is possible
because I'm still single
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and therefore eligible
to become engaged.
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Mary Anne?
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Yes, Balki?
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You have something
on your chin.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, oh. Ahem.
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He certainly knows
where everything is.
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So are you two ready
for the big day?
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Oh, yeah, we're all set.
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(CHUCKLES) Then
you've signed the papers?
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What papers?
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The prenuptial agreement.
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After all,
your best earning years
are ahead of you.
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And someone with your talents
could make a lot of money
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and you don't wanna lose it
all on a messy divorce.
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I wouldn't even consider
asking Jennifer
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to sign
a prenuptial agreement.
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We'll have lunch.
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Oh, hi, Lydia.
The new librarian's married.
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Jennifer, Mary Anne,
guess what. Guess what.
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I'm throwing a bachelor party
for Cousin Larry tonight!
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Oh! (LAUGHS)
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Aah! Aah!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Oh, okay, stop, stop it,
stop it, stop it.
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Larry, I can't believe
you're going to have
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one of those disgusting
bachelor parties.
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(LAUGHING)
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Enough, okay, okay...
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Stop it, stop it,
stop it. Don't...
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Jennifer, it's not gonna
be anything like that.
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We're just
gonna get together
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and, uh, make a quilt.
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Larry, give me
a little credit.
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I know what goes on
at these things.
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A bachelor party nearly
destroyed my family.
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My cousin April's fiance
ran off with a stripper
from his bachelor party.
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He gave up a thriving
dental practice
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I love the Boom-Boom Room.
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Oh, it's a real classy place.
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They've got
this thick carpeting
that cushions your fall
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if you slip off your barstool.
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I just don't think
I could ever marry a man
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(LAUGHS)
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Stop it! Stop it!
Stop! Stop it!
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Jennifer, Balki is organizing
the bachelor party.
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You have nothing
to worry about.
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Oh, I hope not.
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Well, we better get going.
I'll see you after lunch.
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(LAUGHS)
Stop it! Stop it!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
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Goat doodle?
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They're hairless.
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There it is! Yeah, yeah.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Yes!
Quiet! Quiet!
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Now look what you've done
to his doodles!
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Hey, Lar, lighten up.
It's a bachelor party.
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It's supposed to be loud.
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You keep it up
and I will send you home
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just like I sent Fred home.
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(LOWERS VOLUME)
ALL: Oh, come on.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
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Mr. Gorpley.
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Come in.
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Mr. Gorpley,
I'm glad you're here.
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Things... Things
are kind of slow.
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Looks like I got here
just in time.
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I brought everything we need.
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Bartokomous, this party
is about to heat up.
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Okay, he's goin'!
He's goin'. All the way!
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(ALL CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY)
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(ALL CHEER)
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ALL: Move it! Move it!
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Quiet! Quiet!
Quiet! Quiet!
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Quiet, or I am going
to have to clear this room!
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Balki!
(SCREAMS)
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Watch your doodles!
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Mr. Gorpley.
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Here.
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Your...
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Whistles.
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(BOTH GASPING)
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Tastes great.
Less filling.
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MAN: Five bucks says
that Appleton can't do two.
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Ah!
Oh, I can do two!
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Easy!
Go!
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ALL: (CHANTING) Go! Go! Go!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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There we go.
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(ALL CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Go! Go! Go!
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Go! Go! Go!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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BOTH: I'll get it.
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LARRY: I got it! I got it.
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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BALKI: I'll get the door.
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I'll get the door.
LARRY: I'll get the door.
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LARRY: I got it.
I'll get the door.
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I thought our living room
was bigger.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Who is it?
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Oh, it's you.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Are you Larry Appleton?
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Am I?
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Well, of course, you are.
Don't be meticulous.
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(LAUGHING)
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Hi. I'm Bambi.
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(ALL CHEERING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
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(MEN WHISTLING)
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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I'm trying to
answer the phone,
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but I can't concentrate
with all this...
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Ringing.
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(SCREAMS)
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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Balki, our phone
is inside the wall.
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Oh. Ow. Oh.
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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I'll find it.
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Hello.
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How may I direct your call?
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Oh, it's Jennifer.
Cousin, it's for you.
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Hello?
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Oh, oh, hi, Jen!
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What... What bachelor party?
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Oh! Oh! (STUTTERS)
My bachelor party.
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(STAMMERS) Well, it was
very, very pleasant.
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Uh, you wanna come on down?
Well, sure.
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Sure, that's...
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(STUTTERS) Well, uh,
isn't it a little, uh, early?
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What? Noon? It's already noon?
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What... No, no, no,
I've been up for hours.
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Yeah, oh, okay, all right.
Yeah, sure.
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Okay, okay. Come on down.
See you in a few minutes.
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Jennifer is coming down,
so I can try on
my wedding band.
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(GASPS)
Ow!
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We have to clean
this place up now!
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Cousin, what should I do
with this punch?
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Throw it out.
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Here, give me
a hand over here.
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There.
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Oh.
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Everything's fine.
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No evidence
of a bachelor party.
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No evidence of a stripper.
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No evidence
of anything at all.
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What's that?
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That's my arm.
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(GASPS)
Oh, my Lord!
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(GASPING)
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That looks like Bambi.
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(MIMICS BEATS THUMPING)
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Balki!
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I must have gotten this
last night.
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Where did we go last night?
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Did we go down to the wharf?
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(SNIFFING)
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What did we do?
Don't you remember?
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Well, the last thing
I remember is drinking punch
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out of Bambi's bra.
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That's the last thing
I remember too.
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It was a double.
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Where do I come up with them?
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Balki, Jennifer will be here
any minute.
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And I have a naked lady
tattooed on my arm.
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I have no reason
to go on living!
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(CRYING)
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It's okay. I have everything
under control.
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I know what I have to do.
I'll just cut off my arm.
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(GRUNTING)
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Cousin, cousin, cousin,
cousin, you cannot
cut off your arm.
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(GNAWING)
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Why am I making myself crazy?
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I'll just pull down my sleeve.
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(SCREAMING)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Balki, it's Jennifer.
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If she sees my arm,
my life is over.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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No, it's not, cousin.
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Why aren't you helping me?
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Put our right arm
in the coat.
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Now sit down.
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Give me your hand.
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Okay, here we go.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Come in.
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Jennifer.
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Hi, Larry.
Hi.
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Oh, come in.
Uh, sit down.
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Uh, gosh, I wished
I had known you're coming.
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Uh, because, uh,
because, uh, well,
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because, uh, of course,
I'm... I'm a mess.
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Well, I can't wait for you
to try on your wedding ring.
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Oh, oh, uh, uh, uh...
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Uh, Jennifer, well, uh...
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You know...
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Trying on a wedding ring
before the ceremony
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is bad luck.
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Bad luck. Mmm-mmm.
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No! No, no, no.
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A total no.
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(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
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BALKI: Argh!
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Larry, that's ridiculous.
Now give me your hand.
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Uh, uh, oh, ooh.
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BALKI: Argh!
Ooh!
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Uh, I just remembered.
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(GROANS)
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00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,369
Uh, you know,
I don't think the, uh,
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00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,071
wedding band
will fit today,
263
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,805
uh, because, uh,
because I'm...
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00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,640
(STUTTERING)
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00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,245
Ooh! Because
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00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,383
Water retention.
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00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,551
Yes, just... Oh, bloat!
Bloat! Look at that.
268
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,920
Look at...
Look at that bloat.
Look at that bloat.
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00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,156
BALKI: Oh, ow, ow!
270
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,791
Larry, give me your hand.
271
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,427
Um, well, oh, oh, uh, okay.
272
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,997
Well, I never realized
what long,
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00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,233
lovely, slender fingers
you have.
274
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,568
Oh, oh, well, oh.
275
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,270
Oh, oh. (CHUCKLES)
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00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,606
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
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00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,750
Well, I would've
described them
278
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,621
as, uh, strong and masculine.
279
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,961
Well, actually I always liked
your short, chubby fingers.
280
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,930
I thought they were sexy.
281
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,031
Well, you know, you know...
282
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,266
(LAUGHS)
Well, yes.
283
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,767
I... But, I had no...
284
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,070
Oh, I still have
one of those! (LAUGHS)
285
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,980
The, uh, ahem,
this hand, uh, represents,
286
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,217
uh, my strong masculine side.
287
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,518
(BALKI GROANS)
288
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,956
Well, whereas,
uh, this hand,
289
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,593
uh, represents
my soft, wimpy side.
290
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,694
Ouch!
291
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,795
(BALKI GROANING)
292
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,397
(SCREAMS)
293
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,935
Well, it's, uh,
ahem, gas, gas!
294
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,238
(GRUNTING)
295
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,242
(EXCLAIMS)
Better.
296
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,347
Ah! Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS)
297
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,384
Larry.
Hmm?
298
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,019
Why don't we stop this?
Stop what?
299
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,155
I know about the Bambi tattoo.
300
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,456
(GASPS)
301
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,526
(GAGS)
302
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,196
(STUTTERING) You do?
303
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,897
Yes, I do.
304
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,333
(GRUNTS)
305
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,737
(GRUNTING)
306
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:04,911
(INHALES SHARPLY)
307
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,579
(EXCLAIMING)
308
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,814
(CHUCKLES)
309
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,584
Balki, you can come out now.
310
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,192
Oh, Jennifer,
how long have you been here?
311
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,534
It's a nice try,
but I know everything.
312
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,403
Well, well, could you
fill us in?
313
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,506
(SCOFFS) Well, at 2:00
in the morning,
314
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,142
your friend Jimmy
knocked on my door
looking for his car.
315
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,110
He told me everything.
316
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,213
Evidently,
Gorpley tricked Balki
317
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,382
into letting him take care
of the entertainment.
318
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:45,818
So Gorpley hired Bambi
and he spiked the punch.
319
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,723
Oh.
320
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,494
LARRY:
Oh, well, Jennifer,
Jennifer, I'm, uh...
321
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,263
I'm gonna have them
change the tattoo.
322
00:19:56,329 --> 00:20:00,300
I'm gonna make them add
an apron and, and write "Mom".
323
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,803
Of course, I can never
go home again, but, but...
324
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,173
That's a small price to pay
for your forgiveness?
325
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,208
Oh, Larry,
it isn't a real tattoo.
326
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,677
It comes off with baby oil.
327
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,945
It's one of Gorpley's
little jokes.
328
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,815
Oh, but, you forgive me?
329
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,984
Of course I forgive you.
330
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,623
Now I'll tell you what.
331
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,492
Why don't you
just clean that tattoo off
332
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,394
and then I think
you should come upstairs
333
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,562
and apologize to Mary Anne?
334
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,532
Last night, someone
from your party
painted her dog.
335
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,577
Balki, what are you doing?
336
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,751
Well, I can see that,
337
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,454
but why are you sitting
among the ashes?
338
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,091
Because I failed you.
339
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:04,297
And because of me,
we drink a horrible alcohol,
we break all the dishes,
340
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,865
and I have
a vague recollection
341
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,168
of putting Mrs. Schleggelmilch
down the garbage chute.
342
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,737
(SOBS)
343
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,378
I don't deserve the honor
of being your best man.
344
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,080
So with a heavy heart,
345
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,749
I'm stepping down.
346
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,222
Balki, Balki,
come out of the ashes.
347
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,291
No.
No, no, Balki.
348
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,561
Come out of the ashes.
No.
349
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,295
Come out of the ashes.
No.
350
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,830
Balki, get out of the ashes!
351
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,998
Wait.
352
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,834
Balki.
353
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,538
The day I marry Jennifer
354
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:48,341
is gonna be the happiest day
of my life.
355
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,909
And on the happiest day
of my life
356
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,145
I want my best friend
standing next to me.
357
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,814
Let's give him a call.
358
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,653
Balki, I couldn't have
a better best man than you.
359
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,156
Really?
Yes.
360
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,459
I want you to be my best man.
361
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,895
Then I accept.
362
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,536
(BOTH VOCALIZING)
363
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,639
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey
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