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I want to fight again.
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You win, you go out on your own terms,
you loose...
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they push you the fuck out.
I got to be who I was.
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I have a gift for you.
At King Beast and the Middle East.
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You giving this to me?
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Give me one night.
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If they fuck around...
You are going to loose me.
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Hello Andy.
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Get off the property
or I will call the police.
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What the fucking you doing, man?
Get out of my house.
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Hi Kayla.
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Is this where I do my shows?
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Uh, well, I spoke to Alvey,
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and we'd like to offer you the job.
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Let's do it.
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Yes. Motherfucker.
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Did you push your way into the house?
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I spoke to him in his front door...
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- But were you...
- in his jamb on the door.
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- Were you in the man's house?
- No! Fuck, no!
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Maybe this isn't for you, man.
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- What happened to you?
- I just kind of want to be alone.
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There is a rumor...
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that your brother's a fag.
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Dixon pulled out of the fight,
because he heard you were fucking gay.
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This is a contract.
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It's three fights.
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$300,000.
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- Let's fucking do it.
- Yes.
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Fucking idiot.
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You ready?
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Fight me, you fucking cunt!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Ready?
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You ready to fight?
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Are you ready?
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I can't do it for you.
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Why would you do that?
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We have children in the house.
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♪ In every other song ♪
♪ that I've heard lately ♪
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♪ Some fellow gets shot ♪
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♪ And his baby and his best
friend both die with him ♪
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♪ As likely as not ♪
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♪ In half of the other songs ♪
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♪ Some cat's cryin' or ready to die ♪
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Do you know how loved you are?
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♪ We've lost most all
of our happy people ♪
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♪ And I'm wonderin' why ♪
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♪ Let's think about livin' ♪
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♪ Think about livin' ♪
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Do you know how much I love you?
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♪ Let's think about the whoopin'
and the hoppin' ♪
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♪ And the boppin'... ♪
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Do you know how much our boys love you?
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♪ ... and the shootin' and the dyin' ♪
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♪ And the fellow
with a switchblade knife ♪
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♪ Let's think about livin' ♪
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♪ Let's think about life ♪
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Doesn't it feel good?
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Yeah.
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♪ ... down in old El Paso
a little while back ♪
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That's all there is, Alvey.
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Let it happen.
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♪ Where they feel
like-a they could die ♪
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Let it happen.
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♪ If we keep on a-losin'
our singers like that ♪
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♪ I'll be the only one you can buy ♪
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♪ Let's think about livin' ♪
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♪ Let's think about lovin' ♪
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♪ Let's think about the whoopin'
and hoppin' ♪
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♪ And boppin' and the lovey
lovey dovin' ♪
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♪ Let's forget about the whinin'
and the cryin' ♪
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♪ And the shootin' and the dyin' ♪
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Are we awake?
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♪ Let's think about livin' ♪
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Mnh-mnh.
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♪ Let's think about life ♪
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♪ Let's think about livin' ♪
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Everyone is waiting. Press is here.
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Matt Hughes wants to stick
his fist up my tender asshole.
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It was supposed to begin five
minutes ago.
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I told you not to set
the press conference.
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You said we were close.
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And then the number changed.
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Alvey doesn't need this fight.
You came to him.
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Is that him? Where the fuck is he?
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Alvey, where the fuck are you?
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What... What do you mean,
where the fuck am I?
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I'm in the bathroom, like you told me.
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No, I'm just fucking with him.
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What'd he say?
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- We're not there yet.
- Ah, fuck.
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Should I just come down
to the press conference?
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We'll sort this out later.
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No. I'm gonna break him.
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Should we come down on the number?
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Why would we do that?
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I don't fuckin' know.
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Lis, are we being pigs?
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Yes.
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Is Hughes there?
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Yeah, and he's pissed that you're not.
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His manager's been
face-fucking Garo all morning.
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That's good, that's good, that's good.
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What's he gettin'?
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I want more. All right?
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I don't give a fuck if it's a dollar.
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I want more.
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I'm trying.
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All right.
Don't overplay it, though, okay?
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Don't... Don't overplay it.
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I'm not gonna blow the deal,
but I need to know
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how far you want me to push this.
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Are you willing to walk away?
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No. No, no, no.
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Just... Just...
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Just do the best you can, all right?
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Stand by.
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All right.
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Where is he?
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It's not good.
He's having a full-on meltdown.
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You need to cancel the press conference.
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What did he say?
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He's hurt.
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He feels like you're not
delivering what you promised.
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I'm gonna pay him more than
he's ever made in his life!
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Garo.
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You know who we're dealing with, right?
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He's emotional.
He wants to feel the love.
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You're a fuckin' terrorist.
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I'm trying to make this work.
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Okay. Give me a number.
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How can I do this?
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Call Dubai.
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This is about Ryan.
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It's about money.
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And, Garo, you did this to yourself.
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You've been going around town,
swinging your dick,
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talking about all this oil money
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and how you're a big fucking deal now.
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Either you have the money or you don't.
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Pony the fuck up.
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What are you doing?
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What'd he say?
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We're good. Get up.
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That's disgusting.
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How much?
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How much?
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I did the best I could,
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and it's a million fuckin' dollars.
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You, Alvey Kulina,
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are going to make
a million dollars to fight.
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit.
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Wow, wow, wow.
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Dumb money fuckin' pays.
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No. Oil money pays.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Well, you should get
to the press conference.
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Otherwise Garo is gonna jump
out a window.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You go up there. I'll meet you up there.
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Yeah?
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Who's that from?
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Ryan.
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"To Maya. Ride dirty.
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Love, Uncle Destroyer."
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Charming.
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Ohh!
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This is the fuckin' good one.
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This is the one with the four wheels
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and the fuckin' canopy.
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This is some Brentwood shit.
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Ryan!
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Mm-hmm.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Don't... Don't... No,
no, no, don't open it.
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Why not?
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Because this is
a thousand-dollar stroller.
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We can't afford that.
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We didn't buy it. This is a gift.
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Come on.
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No, please. Don't.
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Amy, he's trying to be generous.
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It's gross, Jay.
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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You know what I'm talking about.
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I-I know, but why don't you
explain this to me?
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Your family has money.
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You had nice shit.
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What's the difference?
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The difference is that we don't have
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money or nice shit except a stroller.
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What other nice shit do we need?
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You're being a dick,
and you're missing the point.
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Why don't you tell me the point?
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The point is that
that is a $1,000 stroller,
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and we can't afford it,
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and so to have it feels fake to me.
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It feels fake?
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Yeah, like L.A., to be honest.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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W-What's wrong with L.A.?
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Just not where I thought
I'd be raising my kid.
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I was raised in L.A.
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And you've lived here, what, 10 years?
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Wait a second.
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What place would be better?
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I don't know.
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Oh.
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How about... Wisconsin?
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You're being an asshole!
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I mean, are you kidding me?
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I know you grew up with this
fucking bucolic childhood,
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picking fucking apples
out of the orchards,
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but that's not the only way
to raise a child.
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Why are you being so mean?
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Because I don't need your unsatisfied,
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depressing shit
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just hanging on my fucking head
all the time.
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I'm sorry.
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This is the best I can do right now.
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Now, we were given a gift,
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but if you would rather
push our daughter around
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in a fucking wheelbarrow
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because that would be more real,
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then okay.
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Morning.
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Why do you shower
before you train, Ryan?
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Because it wakes me up.
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Mm.
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Why do you care?
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We're in a drought. That's all.
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I made a fresh pot of coffee
for your hangover.
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I'm not hungover, Keith.
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Oh.
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Well, you've been out so much lately,
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I guess I just assumed.
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A new sex offender moved in.
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Guy lives half a mile away
from us, Ryan.
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Why don't you bring him
a casserole, Keith?
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You're not as funny
as you think you are.
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♪ Livin' the big lie ♪
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Shut the computer.
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♪ This smile that I'm wearin' ♪
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Shut the computer.
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I want to tell you something
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and I don't want you to freak out, okay?
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Oh, man.
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I haven't even said anything, Keith.
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What is it?
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I'm thinking of moving out.
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Keith?
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Why?
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Well, because, um...
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I've been here a long time.
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And, you know, we're grown men.
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We... We need our space.
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It's not happening tomorrow, man.
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I'm just telling you I'm looking.
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Ryan, I...
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Ryan, I know I'm not perfect, and...
268
00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:41,813
And it's not about that, dude.
269
00:17:41,814 --> 00:17:43,381
... you probably have better...
270
00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:44,730
It's nothing you did.
271
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,801
Then what? Why?
272
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:56,975
Because.
273
00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:00,899
This was never permanent.
274
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,737
Hey... Hey, we're still boys, dude.
275
00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:07,405
We're still gonna hang out all the time.
276
00:18:07,406 --> 00:18:09,174
Sit down, man.
277
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,542
Keith.
278
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:12,858
I... I have diarrhea, Ryan.
279
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:24,289
Good afternoon.
We're going to start anyway.
280
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,390
Alvey will be here shortly.
281
00:18:26,926 --> 00:18:27,926
Yes. Go ahead.
282
00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:29,528
This question's for Matt.
283
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:30,962
No kidding.
284
00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:35,066
Matt, you retired a legend...
285
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:37,769
UFC Hall of Fame, all the accolades.
286
00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:40,205
Why are you doing this?
What do you have to prove?
287
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,306
Well, first thing,
288
00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:43,475
I want to thank Garo
for putting this together.
289
00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:45,290
And I'm sorry my opponent
couldn't be bothered.
290
00:18:45,678 --> 00:18:47,479
Why am I doing this?
291
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,714
Well, first thing, I'm not that old.
292
00:18:49,715 --> 00:18:52,317
If you look at Hendo,
he's older than I am,
293
00:18:52,318 --> 00:18:53,485
and he's... he's still fighting.
294
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:54,853
Um...
295
00:18:54,854 --> 00:18:56,988
But Alvey made it personal.
He called me out.
296
00:18:56,989 --> 00:18:59,257
And now it looks like
the guy's having cold feet.
297
00:19:00,403 --> 00:19:02,360
The dude's still a head case.
298
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,930
Okay, well, uh, anybody else?
299
00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:06,198
Next question.
300
00:19:06,199 --> 00:19:07,713
You, young lady.
301
00:19:12,972 --> 00:19:15,240
Alvey. What are you doing?
302
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,922
Mm.
303
00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:19,711
Has it started?
304
00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:21,079
Yes!
305
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,214
Another glass, please.
306
00:19:22,215 --> 00:19:24,049
No, no, no, no, no. We're gonna go.
307
00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:25,650
- Alvey.
- How's Hughes? Is he pissed?
308
00:19:25,651 --> 00:19:27,385
Yeah. So is Garo.
309
00:19:27,386 --> 00:19:28,787
Good.
310
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:30,188
I hope they turn
all fuckin' purple and sweaty.
311
00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:31,837
Can you stop?
312
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,520
To you.
313
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,927
Come on.
314
00:19:35,928 --> 00:19:37,062
To you.
315
00:19:37,063 --> 00:19:39,064
You are very fucking good
at what you do, okay?
316
00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:40,699
You're a hustler in the best of ways.
317
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,034
You took care of me. Thank you.
318
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,605
I made your deal.
I didn't change your diaper.
319
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,543
Now will you please go?
320
00:19:51,544 --> 00:19:52,991
I'm going.
321
00:19:54,146 --> 00:19:55,089
You got this?
322
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,014
Yeah.
323
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:57,863
All right. Thank you.
324
00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:00,098
A million bucks.
325
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,140
Fuckin' open the door, please, Kayla.
326
00:20:09,962 --> 00:20:13,031
Kayla, op... I'll kick
the fuckin' door down.
327
00:20:13,032 --> 00:20:15,233
Open the fuckin' door, Kayla.
328
00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:19,220
I'll kick the fucker down!
329
00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:21,506
Open the fuckin' door, Kayla!
330
00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:22,707
Stop it!
331
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:25,543
Listen. Listen, listen.
332
00:20:25,544 --> 00:20:27,445
I have got an entire film crew, okay,
333
00:20:27,446 --> 00:20:28,980
getting paid by the hour,
334
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:31,116
sitting on their fucking asses,
doing nothing.
335
00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:32,717
Where the fuck is she?
336
00:20:32,718 --> 00:20:34,352
She can't work. She's sick.
337
00:20:34,353 --> 00:20:36,988
Oh, fuck's sake.
What the fuck is wrong with her?
338
00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:38,056
She can hardly walk.
339
00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:39,958
Those guys were too rough with her.
340
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:40,927
They hurt her.
341
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,527
Fuck that. She was fine last night.
342
00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:43,942
Fuck you.
343
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:47,933
How you feeling, love?
344
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,002
Okay.
345
00:20:59,139 --> 00:21:01,012
Chrissy says your cunt's sore.
346
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,782
Mm.
347
00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:09,000
You know, we've got
this beautiful location.
348
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:14,092
Big, flashy house in the hills.
349
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,428
Good-lookin' boy.
350
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:20,645
He's fucked a lot of the girls
that you've heard of.
351
00:21:21,434 --> 00:21:23,548
This will be good for you.
352
00:21:25,705 --> 00:21:30,155
There is a lot of people
counting on you today, love.
353
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,981
So, think you can work?
354
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:39,951
Yeah, of course.
355
00:21:39,952 --> 00:21:41,653
Yeah, I can do it.
356
00:21:41,654 --> 00:21:44,489
Of course you can do it,
big girl like you.
357
00:21:44,490 --> 00:21:46,192
Come on. Up and at 'em.
358
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:04,790
Kayla.
359
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:07,445
Get back in bed.
360
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:08,902
I'm okay.
361
00:22:08,903 --> 00:22:11,951
Just get in the fuckin' bed.
362
00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:20,425
Take her to the doctor on Lankershim.
363
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,874
Get her tested, too.
364
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,264
Maybe you should see the doctor.
365
00:22:26,265 --> 00:22:28,280
I'm fine.
366
00:22:29,502 --> 00:22:31,650
Just get her fixed.
367
00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:35,640
Well, I'm just thrilled that
Matt took this fight, you know.
368
00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:37,142
It's an honor to fight him.
369
00:22:37,143 --> 00:22:40,478
He is an all-timer.
370
00:22:41,714 --> 00:22:43,048
Yes, sir.
371
00:22:43,049 --> 00:22:45,850
Why was it so important
to fight Matt Hughes?
372
00:22:45,851 --> 00:22:47,886
Unfinished business.
373
00:22:47,887 --> 00:22:51,723
Uh, last time we fought,
Matt took it to me pretty good.
374
00:22:51,724 --> 00:22:53,391
Left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
375
00:22:53,392 --> 00:22:54,893
I want to get rid of that.
376
00:22:54,894 --> 00:22:57,395
Some people are saying
this fight's nothing more
377
00:22:57,396 --> 00:22:58,396
than a sideshow,
378
00:22:58,397 --> 00:22:59,898
a marketing ploy.
379
00:22:59,899 --> 00:23:01,733
Some people can go fuck
themselves in the ass.
380
00:23:01,734 --> 00:23:02,967
How about that?
381
00:23:02,968 --> 00:23:04,803
Okay. The guy with the bad shirt.
382
00:23:04,804 --> 00:23:06,538
Go ahead.
383
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:09,240
This is for Alvey.
384
00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:11,176
What kind of condition
are you in right now?
385
00:23:11,177 --> 00:23:13,078
Well, I'm not fight-ready,
that's for sure,
386
00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:14,446
but I've been training hard.
387
00:23:14,447 --> 00:23:15,713
I spar a few times a week.
388
00:23:15,714 --> 00:23:17,582
Everything's gonna get kicked up
once I go into camp.
389
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,885
But I will be ready for Mr. Matt Hughes.
390
00:23:20,886 --> 00:23:22,287
What about mentally?
391
00:23:22,288 --> 00:23:23,621
Huh?
392
00:23:23,622 --> 00:23:24,622
Mentally.
393
00:23:24,623 --> 00:23:25,990
Mentally.
394
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,329
Mentally, I'm on a tropical island
395
00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:29,489
with a beautiful woman
396
00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:31,596
and not having to answer
your stupid questions.
397
00:23:31,597 --> 00:23:33,832
I mean, what the fuck
does that even mean?
398
00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:35,166
It's fair to say
399
00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:38,403
you had a mercurial reputation
as a fighter.
400
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:42,207
Before you arrived,
Matt called you a head case.
401
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,356
Do you want to comment on that?
402
00:23:44,844 --> 00:23:46,111
You called me a head case, Matt?
403
00:23:47,673 --> 00:23:50,012
Are you comparing me to Matt Hughes?
404
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,504
This piece of fuckin' cornbread.
405
00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:53,324
He goes to bed at 8:00 every night
406
00:23:53,325 --> 00:23:54,652
with a glass of milk in his hand.
407
00:23:54,653 --> 00:23:56,855
He drives a fucking tractor.
408
00:23:56,856 --> 00:24:00,272
I am Sid fuckin' Vicious
compared to this Cub Scout.
409
00:24:00,693 --> 00:24:03,361
Any other thoughtful questions? No?
410
00:24:03,362 --> 00:24:05,463
Thank you very much.
411
00:24:09,969 --> 00:24:11,202
Shelbanator.
412
00:24:11,203 --> 00:24:12,186
Hi.
413
00:24:12,187 --> 00:24:14,093
Hi. How are you?
414
00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:15,340
Good. How are you?
415
00:24:15,341 --> 00:24:16,941
I'm doing all right.
416
00:24:16,942 --> 00:24:17,942
Good to see you.
417
00:24:17,943 --> 00:24:19,210
May I?
418
00:24:19,211 --> 00:24:20,546
Yes, you may.
419
00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:28,219
You are going to birth
a strapping highlander boy
420
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:29,531
with hair of fire.
421
00:24:29,532 --> 00:24:31,189
What are you doing here?
422
00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:33,424
Uh, I'm picking up Ryan.
423
00:24:33,425 --> 00:24:35,293
He is right inside.
424
00:24:35,294 --> 00:24:37,228
Can you tell him I'm here?
425
00:24:37,229 --> 00:24:38,297
Okay.
426
00:24:54,413 --> 00:24:56,981
Hey, fellas. How are ya?
427
00:24:56,982 --> 00:25:00,084
Dom Ramos. New coach.
428
00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:00,984
Ryan.
429
00:25:00,985 --> 00:25:02,086
Ryan. Pleasure.
430
00:25:02,087 --> 00:25:03,188
Jay Kulina.
431
00:25:03,189 --> 00:25:04,123
Ah, okay.
432
00:25:04,124 --> 00:25:05,957
I'm fuckin' excited.
433
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,527
Helping out while Alvey's training.
434
00:25:10,529 --> 00:25:11,663
I don't want to keep you.
435
00:25:11,664 --> 00:25:13,097
I just wanted to introduce myself.
436
00:25:13,098 --> 00:25:14,232
You know what I mean?
437
00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:16,768
You guys need anything, don't hesitate.
438
00:25:16,769 --> 00:25:18,630
I'm at your disposal. Okay?
439
00:25:18,631 --> 00:25:19,684
Yeah.
440
00:25:21,407 --> 00:25:22,774
Take care, guys.
441
00:25:22,775 --> 00:25:24,409
Looking forward to working
with you, all right?
442
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,079
Uh, where's the truck, man?
443
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,515
Truck's at home.
444
00:25:30,516 --> 00:25:32,250
They give this to me when I work.
445
00:25:32,251 --> 00:25:34,252
Dan calls it the "white glove service."
446
00:25:34,253 --> 00:25:36,554
When I'm driving this car,
you imagine me to be
447
00:25:36,555 --> 00:25:38,423
a highly successful and sought-after
448
00:25:38,424 --> 00:25:40,925
real-estate expert representing
prestigious clients
449
00:25:40,926 --> 00:25:44,495
and the toniest properties
in the greater Los Angeles area.
450
00:25:44,496 --> 00:25:46,498
To me you'll always
just be Jay in a suit.
451
00:25:52,037 --> 00:25:54,906
Monday, Wednesday, and see how it goes.
452
00:25:54,976 --> 00:25:57,911
Here's an I-9 and a W-4
I need you to fill out,
453
00:25:57,912 --> 00:25:59,981
and I'll need a copy
of your driver's license.
454
00:26:01,756 --> 00:26:03,090
Is there a problem?
455
00:26:04,152 --> 00:26:05,733
Cash would be better for me.
456
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,433
Why is that?
457
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:09,068
Ex-wife.
458
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,604
Horrible woman, good lawyer. You know?
459
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,773
I don't fuck around with the IRS.
460
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,775
Yeah, all right.
461
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,977
Yeah.
462
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:22,514
I had to ask.
463
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:25,017
Here you go.
464
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,797
Okay, why don't you go lie down?
465
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,201
I'll get you some water.
466
00:26:48,742 --> 00:26:50,909
Well?
467
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:55,714
She has a bruised cervix
and some tearing.
468
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,416
How long's that gonna take?
469
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,452
Can you be fucking decent for once?
470
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,490
I was just fuckin' askin'.
471
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,161
You know?
472
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,770
Here, sweetie.
473
00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:20,974
Take one of these.
474
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:32,317
You try to get some sleep, okay?
475
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:37,790
Will you lay with me
just for like a minute?
476
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,024
Sure.
477
00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:04,483
Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
478
00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:06,051
What are you doing?
479
00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,986
Oh, stop. I'm just cleaning up.
480
00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:10,689
No, no. You should not be lifting this.
481
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:11,811
It's not that heavy.
482
00:28:11,812 --> 00:28:13,091
I don't care.
483
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,427
Look, I don't even think
you should be working.
484
00:28:17,061 --> 00:28:18,496
Alvey's looking for you.
485
00:28:22,274 --> 00:28:23,609
Come here.
486
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:27,606
How's my boy?
487
00:28:27,607 --> 00:28:29,041
Large and in charge.
488
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,177
Oh, I pray to God he has my hair.
489
00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:37,983
Yeah?
490
00:28:39,077 --> 00:28:39,969
Hey.
491
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,319
What's happening?
492
00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:45,390
I need a muscle relaxer
and a painkiller.
493
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,593
Not too strong, though. I need to train.
494
00:28:47,594 --> 00:28:49,228
What's going on?
495
00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:53,158
Man, I got this fucking pain
from my neck down both arms.
496
00:28:53,159 --> 00:28:54,678
My hands are numb.
497
00:28:54,679 --> 00:28:56,935
I think it could be a nerve
or somethin'.
498
00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,743
My back is really tight.
499
00:28:58,744 --> 00:29:00,529
You hurt it?
500
00:29:00,897 --> 00:29:02,942
No. Nothing happened.
501
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,044
Just started feeling it.
502
00:29:05,045 --> 00:29:06,312
My grip is weak.
503
00:29:06,313 --> 00:29:07,447
That sounds like a disc.
504
00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:09,613
- Yeah?
- You should get an MRI.
505
00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,216
I'll give it a couple days.
506
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,426
Here.
507
00:29:13,988 --> 00:29:15,655
Flexeril.
508
00:29:15,656 --> 00:29:17,055
Percocet.
509
00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:19,959
You know, the other thing is my, uh,
510
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,128
my pinky twitches and my tricep too.
511
00:29:22,129 --> 00:29:23,596
What do you think that is?
512
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:24,831
Sounds neurological.
513
00:29:25,455 --> 00:29:27,765
Neurological, like what?
What do you mean?
514
00:29:27,798 --> 00:29:30,903
You know, like ALS or Parkinson's.
515
00:29:30,904 --> 00:29:32,972
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Like Parkinson's?
516
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:35,074
Look, it could just be you
had a strong cup of coffee.
517
00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:36,376
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
518
00:29:36,377 --> 00:29:37,877
Oh, it's Parkinson's or I had coffee?
519
00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:38,978
ALS? Come on, Mac.
520
00:29:38,979 --> 00:29:40,980
It... It could be
a million fucking things
521
00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:42,382
or it's, you know, nothing.
522
00:29:42,383 --> 00:29:43,741
Is it coffee or is it ALS?
523
00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:45,218
Look, just get an MRI, all right?
524
00:29:45,219 --> 00:29:46,386
I don't need a fuckin' MRI.
525
00:29:46,387 --> 00:29:47,620
It could be a million things.
526
00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:48,955
- I don't need an MRI!
- It's probably nothing.
527
00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:50,290
Give me some Xanax.
528
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,258
Yeah, okay.
529
00:29:51,259 --> 00:29:52,358
How many do you want?
530
00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:53,626
Two.
531
00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,028
Eight. Give me eight.
532
00:29:55,029 --> 00:29:57,263
Okay, how about this? Here's the bottle.
533
00:29:57,264 --> 00:29:59,165
I'm sorry I said ALS.
534
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:00,274
Get out of my office.
535
00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:01,434
Hey.
536
00:30:01,435 --> 00:30:02,551
Just... Just get out of my office.
537
00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:03,564
Stay off the fucking Internet,
all right?
538
00:30:03,565 --> 00:30:04,836
Yeah.
539
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:10,310
Fucking idiot.
540
00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:13,079
HOAs are $700 a month.
541
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,834
That includes pool access
and a shared courtyard.
542
00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:21,262
There's a, uh, reverse osmosis
filter for the water.
543
00:30:21,374 --> 00:30:22,975
What's that do?
544
00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:26,326
It reverses the osmosis process.
545
00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:28,259
Makes it taste better.
546
00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:31,996
I'm not feeling it.
547
00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:34,367
Moving on.
548
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:36,290
Dude, you don't have to do this.
Man, come on.
549
00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:37,303
Do what?
550
00:30:37,304 --> 00:30:38,352
This.
551
00:30:38,353 --> 00:30:40,391
Showing me around like a bitch, man.
552
00:30:40,392 --> 00:30:42,707
It just feels weird.
553
00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:47,180
This is what I do now.
554
00:30:47,578 --> 00:30:49,480
You need to be fighting, dude.
555
00:30:50,484 --> 00:30:52,016
We're 1-1.
556
00:30:53,754 --> 00:30:56,220
A fucking draw, man.
That doesn't bother you?
557
00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:59,192
I don't even think about it.
558
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,476
I do, man. Don't you want to know?
559
00:31:01,477 --> 00:31:02,493
Know what?
560
00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:04,765
Who's the better man.
561
00:31:09,928 --> 00:31:12,629
You are the better man.
562
00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,630
Better fighter.
563
00:31:14,631 --> 00:31:15,966
I'm serious.
564
00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:17,835
Better warrior.
565
00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:20,037
I give you my belt.
566
00:31:20,038 --> 00:31:21,472
No, come on, man. Quit fuckin' around.
567
00:31:21,473 --> 00:31:22,573
I give you the blue ribbon.
568
00:31:22,574 --> 00:31:23,674
Jay.
569
00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:26,844
Sir, I humbly lay my sword
upon your feet.
570
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:28,378
I'm serious, Jay.
571
00:31:28,379 --> 00:31:30,180
I call mercy.
572
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:32,549
The war is done.
573
00:31:32,550 --> 00:31:33,684
You are supreme.
574
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:34,952
You can sleep, sir.
575
00:31:34,953 --> 00:31:36,820
Stand the fuck up, man. Come on.
576
00:31:36,821 --> 00:31:38,990
I'm trying to have a fuckin'
conversation, Jay.
577
00:31:41,659 --> 00:31:44,294
You're clean. Think how good you'd be.
578
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,397
Both those fights,
neither of us were healthy.
579
00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:50,901
Let's do a third fight
and get you fuckin' paid, man.
580
00:31:50,902 --> 00:31:51,836
Garo'll pay out the ass...
581
00:31:51,837 --> 00:31:53,344
It's not about money.
582
00:31:54,005 --> 00:31:55,480
I have a daughter.
583
00:31:55,907 --> 00:31:57,474
Do it for her.
584
00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:01,078
That'd be corny as fuck,
Ryan, and it's a lie.
585
00:32:02,347 --> 00:32:04,022
I don't even care if you fight me, man.
586
00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,716
Just get back in, dude.
587
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:09,119
Just fucking get back in, man. Come on.
588
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,624
Make money with the gift
that God gave you.
589
00:32:21,332 --> 00:32:23,635
You weren't raised like I was.
590
00:32:27,272 --> 00:32:29,706
Let's see some more properties?
591
00:32:29,707 --> 00:32:31,108
Yeah.
592
00:32:31,109 --> 00:32:33,777
You got anything better than this?
593
00:32:33,778 --> 00:32:35,279
Nothing you can afford, but...
594
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,980
Well, then show me
something I can afford.
595
00:32:36,981 --> 00:32:39,918
Dare to fuckin' dream.
596
00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:51,863
Yeah.
597
00:32:52,731 --> 00:32:53,864
Hey.
598
00:32:53,865 --> 00:32:55,065
You okay?
599
00:32:55,973 --> 00:32:58,468
Am I okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
600
00:32:58,469 --> 00:33:00,204
How's the new guy?
601
00:33:00,205 --> 00:33:02,673
He's, uh, getting acclimated.
602
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,675
Everything good?
603
00:33:04,676 --> 00:33:06,543
He asked to be paid in cash.
604
00:33:06,544 --> 00:33:08,579
Ah, I bet you he has an ex-wife.
605
00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:09,580
Fuck!
606
00:33:09,581 --> 00:33:11,548
Do all you guys think this way?
607
00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:16,019
What... What are these?
608
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:18,296
Pinched a nerve. Bad.
609
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:20,793
What?
610
00:33:20,794 --> 00:33:23,927
I think you were a little salty
at the press conference.
611
00:33:23,928 --> 00:33:26,897
Oh, come on. I was selling the fight.
612
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:29,099
It was more than that.
613
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,934
Fuckin' Hughes is a prick.
You know that.
614
00:33:30,935 --> 00:33:32,510
He's always been a prick.
615
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,772
You were on that medication
for a long time.
616
00:33:35,773 --> 00:33:37,207
- Lexapro?
- Mm-hmm.
617
00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:39,576
- It's not that.
- Well, it changes your brain chemistry...
618
00:33:39,577 --> 00:33:41,678
- It's not that.
- ... and when you stop taking it...
619
00:33:41,679 --> 00:33:43,113
Lis, I feel good. Look at me.
620
00:33:43,114 --> 00:33:45,077
I feel good. I really do.
621
00:33:45,078 --> 00:33:47,184
I'm not sleeping enough,
but I'm... I'm following
622
00:33:47,185 --> 00:33:49,319
my doctor's orders to the letter.
623
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,388
I swear to God, hand on heart.
624
00:33:51,389 --> 00:33:53,390
There's no meltdown here.
625
00:33:54,179 --> 00:33:55,458
Good.
626
00:33:55,459 --> 00:33:56,418
Good?
627
00:33:56,419 --> 00:33:58,128
Yeah. Okay.
628
00:33:58,129 --> 00:34:00,397
- Great talk.
- Where are you going?
629
00:34:00,398 --> 00:34:03,834
I got a date.
630
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:05,535
Really?
631
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,071
What's he do?
632
00:34:08,072 --> 00:34:09,106
Something with money.
633
00:34:09,107 --> 00:34:10,741
Something with money? You like money?
634
00:34:10,742 --> 00:34:11,576
Mm-hmm.
635
00:34:11,577 --> 00:34:12,776
Yeah.
636
00:34:12,777 --> 00:34:14,945
You know, I got about
a million bucks coming my way.
637
00:34:14,946 --> 00:34:16,521
Minus 10 percent.
638
00:34:17,415 --> 00:34:18,950
You're welcome.
639
00:34:34,999 --> 00:34:37,367
This is what I'm talkin' about!
640
00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:39,836
Yeah. You can't quite afford it.
641
00:34:39,837 --> 00:34:41,371
How much is it?
642
00:34:41,803 --> 00:34:43,308
5.7.
643
00:34:46,177 --> 00:34:47,911
Yes.
644
00:34:47,912 --> 00:34:49,513
Yes!
645
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:53,083
Dude, look at this.
646
00:34:53,084 --> 00:34:54,751
Hey, whoa. Take your shoes off.
647
00:34:54,752 --> 00:34:56,654
- What? Oh, shit.
- Take your shoes off.
648
00:34:58,856 --> 00:35:00,190
Who lives here?
649
00:35:00,191 --> 00:35:02,259
Nobody. It's just staged to sell.
650
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:04,294
Is this your listing?
651
00:35:04,295 --> 00:35:06,704
It's my boss's,
so don't fuck up anything.
652
00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:10,942
Dude.
653
00:35:11,436 --> 00:35:13,470
How do I get a place like this?
654
00:35:13,471 --> 00:35:16,006
Ah, you don't,
even if you had the money.
655
00:35:16,007 --> 00:35:19,276
Six offers... five all cash.
656
00:35:19,277 --> 00:35:20,944
200 over listing.
657
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,246
Chinamen and Russians, man,
658
00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:25,582
they are blowing us out of the water.
659
00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,291
You sound like my dad.
660
00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:29,953
That guy knew some shit.
661
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:39,463
Thank you.
662
00:35:39,464 --> 00:35:40,630
You got it.
663
00:35:40,631 --> 00:35:42,300
Dude.
664
00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:51,616
Hey, you ever get that stroller?
665
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,259
Yeah. It was very generous of you.
666
00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:56,913
There's more coming, dude.
667
00:35:56,914 --> 00:35:58,482
We're gonna spoil that girl.
668
00:35:58,483 --> 00:36:00,050
- We can't take it, though.
- Why?
669
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,755
Yeah, it was a thousand bucks.
670
00:36:04,756 --> 00:36:06,723
You know, Amy feels uncomfortable.
671
00:36:06,724 --> 00:36:08,658
I wasn't even thinking about that.
672
00:36:08,659 --> 00:36:10,560
That was so fuckin' rude, man.
673
00:36:10,561 --> 00:36:12,929
I wasn't big-timing you. You know that.
674
00:36:12,930 --> 00:36:14,522
Oh, I didn't take it that way.
675
00:36:15,679 --> 00:36:17,281
We're all good, man.
676
00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:21,505
Why don't you
just take it back to the store,
677
00:36:21,506 --> 00:36:22,939
get a bunch of little shit, you know?
678
00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:24,882
Tell Amy I took it if you want.
679
00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:29,346
It's a gift for Maya, man. That's it.
680
00:36:36,621 --> 00:36:37,621
Show me the pool.
681
00:36:46,497 --> 00:36:48,432
Dom, what are you doing?
682
00:36:49,206 --> 00:36:51,562
God damn, you look delicious.
683
00:36:52,576 --> 00:36:56,072
Sorry. You caught me off-guard.
684
00:36:56,073 --> 00:36:57,908
I was just gonna say,
we have a girl that does that.
685
00:36:57,909 --> 00:36:59,242
You don't have to do that.
686
00:36:59,243 --> 00:37:02,379
Nah, it's all good. It's meditative.
687
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:04,448
Helps me with my OCD, you know?
688
00:37:04,871 --> 00:37:05,897
Okay.
689
00:37:05,898 --> 00:37:08,151
Uh, well, make sure
you leave before Joe.
690
00:37:08,152 --> 00:37:10,094
He's got the keys to lock up.
691
00:37:11,923 --> 00:37:13,791
Who's the lucky guy?
692
00:37:16,494 --> 00:37:18,009
Good night, Dom.
693
00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:20,731
Good night, boss.
694
00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:06,644
Oh!
695
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,768
Coming back from Santa Barbara,
696
00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:34,204
and it was a good trip
but not a great trip.
697
00:38:34,205 --> 00:38:36,206
You know, we had a nice hotel room,
698
00:38:36,207 --> 00:38:39,075
but we both just feel
this distance between...
699
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,297
Do you need something?
700
00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:44,121
Well, I was just gonna
get another one lined up.
701
00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:46,683
You're gonna lap me.
702
00:38:46,684 --> 00:38:48,552
I drink fast.
703
00:38:49,426 --> 00:38:51,437
This is boring. I should shut up.
704
00:38:51,438 --> 00:38:52,987
No, it is the best story
705
00:38:52,988 --> 00:38:54,558
I've ever heard in my whole life.
706
00:38:55,065 --> 00:38:56,398
It's so good.
707
00:38:56,423 --> 00:38:58,361
Santa Barbara, ex-girlfriend, go.
708
00:38:58,362 --> 00:38:59,596
I'm in.
709
00:38:59,597 --> 00:39:01,831
Long story short,
we broke up about a year ago.
710
00:39:01,832 --> 00:39:04,034
I'm just coming out of the rubble,
711
00:39:04,035 --> 00:39:07,671
and a friend of mine mentioned
Transcendental Meditation, so...
712
00:39:07,672 --> 00:39:08,639
Is it helping?
713
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,358
No. Not at all.
714
00:39:10,359 --> 00:39:12,209
It's basically just shutting
my eyes for 20 minutes.
715
00:39:12,210 --> 00:39:13,977
I can't even remember to do it.
716
00:39:13,978 --> 00:39:15,912
I have an alert on my phone twice a day,
717
00:39:15,913 --> 00:39:17,388
and I still don't do it.
718
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:23,520
So, how did you get
into the TM community?
719
00:39:23,521 --> 00:39:25,307
That's a dark story.
720
00:39:25,308 --> 00:39:27,490
Ooh. I love a dark story.
721
00:39:27,491 --> 00:39:28,658
Really?
722
00:39:28,659 --> 00:39:30,094
- Yeah.
- Okay.
723
00:39:32,396 --> 00:39:33,597
Shit. It's work.
724
00:39:33,598 --> 00:39:35,065
Ah, that's... Take it.
725
00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:37,901
But you are gonna have to tell
me the story after.
726
00:39:37,902 --> 00:39:40,870
You get me another drink,
and I'll tell you everything.
727
00:39:40,871 --> 00:39:42,472
Deal.
728
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,041
Thank you. Hey.
729
00:39:45,042 --> 00:39:47,444
Hey, Lis. I'm sorry to bother you.
730
00:39:47,445 --> 00:39:50,580
I got locked in. I was in the shower.
731
00:39:50,581 --> 00:39:53,773
Oh, um, there's a key in my office,
732
00:39:53,774 --> 00:39:55,292
in the middle drawer.
733
00:39:57,747 --> 00:39:59,408
So, how's your date?
734
00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:01,298
Fine.
735
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,700
That don't sound good.
736
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:05,630
Are you in my office yet?
737
00:40:05,631 --> 00:40:07,504
I'm walking in now.
738
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:09,572
So what's his deal?
739
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,308
I don't know what his deal is.
740
00:40:11,309 --> 00:40:12,576
I just met him.
741
00:40:15,091 --> 00:40:17,192
Did he at least take you someplace nice?
742
00:40:17,193 --> 00:40:18,260
Yeah, it's okay.
743
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,526
He a white boy?
744
00:40:21,527 --> 00:40:23,061
What?
745
00:40:23,062 --> 00:40:25,797
Ah, he is a white boy!
746
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:26,965
Is that all you date?
747
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,266
No, and that's inappropriate.
748
00:40:28,267 --> 00:40:29,701
Are you fucking high?
749
00:40:29,702 --> 00:40:32,704
No, no, I didn't...
I didn't mean anything by that.
750
00:40:32,705 --> 00:40:34,272
I'm just playing with you.
751
00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:36,207
Did you find the key?
752
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:37,192
I did.
753
00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:39,336
What's the alarm code?
754
00:40:39,745 --> 00:40:40,778
0816.
755
00:40:40,779 --> 00:40:42,614
And I want that key back tomorrow.
756
00:40:42,615 --> 00:40:44,082
... 1-6.
757
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,886
Hey, you have fun.
758
00:40:53,092 --> 00:40:54,618
I need a woman.
759
00:40:57,421 --> 00:41:01,025
Dial your phone.
760
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,770
No, I need a woman in my life.
761
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:06,797
Like, a real one, like Amy.
762
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:11,035
Amy was just a girl at the bar.
763
00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:14,138
They're out there.
764
00:41:14,163 --> 00:41:18,166
Not like her, man. She's a good girl.
765
00:41:19,051 --> 00:41:24,989
Oh, she wasn't when I met her.
766
00:41:24,990 --> 00:41:28,826
I had her pregnant five hours
after she said hello.
767
00:41:30,162 --> 00:41:35,173
Which is remarkable because
"I never do this sort of thing."
768
00:41:39,071 --> 00:41:40,764
I did not know that.
769
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,042
Yeah.
770
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,610
I didn't either.
771
00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:48,747
Until six weeks later
when she called, but...
772
00:41:56,822 --> 00:42:00,150
Yeah, I got very lucky.
773
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,921
I fucked up with the right girl.
774
00:42:04,830 --> 00:42:05,964
Hey, no.
775
00:42:05,965 --> 00:42:06,932
Hey.
776
00:42:08,826 --> 00:42:10,935
She was put in your life for a reason.
777
00:42:10,936 --> 00:42:11,936
Mm.
778
00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:17,169
You love her, right?
779
00:42:26,251 --> 00:42:27,919
Very much.
780
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,179
Why? How do you know?
781
00:42:31,890 --> 00:42:35,861
'Cause she loves me and I believe it.
782
00:42:39,531 --> 00:42:40,799
And now we have Maya.
783
00:42:46,071 --> 00:42:47,806
Ahh.
784
00:43:00,219 --> 00:43:03,988
So, it was a good time.
785
00:43:03,989 --> 00:43:05,057
Yeah.
786
00:43:05,058 --> 00:43:06,084
Yeah.
787
00:43:19,104 --> 00:43:20,617
Um...
788
00:43:20,618 --> 00:43:22,040
Should we leave your car?
789
00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:23,775
Uh, yeah, actually,
790
00:43:23,776 --> 00:43:26,070
m-maybe we shouldn't do that tonight.
791
00:43:26,512 --> 00:43:28,279
Why not?
792
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,214
I mean, you know,
I just got over something.
793
00:43:30,215 --> 00:43:31,916
You just went through a lot of stuff.
794
00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:33,785
Tim, this is not a big deal.
795
00:43:33,786 --> 00:43:36,087
Well, I mean, it is to me.
796
00:43:36,088 --> 00:43:38,589
And you've had a lot to drink.
797
00:43:38,590 --> 00:43:39,991
Oh, fuckin' God.
798
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:43,194
What... Lisa, I'm sorry.
799
00:43:43,195 --> 00:43:45,630
No. Don't apologize.
800
00:43:45,631 --> 00:43:48,666
Okay, uh, I think
you're misunderstanding me.
801
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:53,171
I like you a lot,
and I had a great time tonight.
802
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:55,339
Thank you, Tim, for dinner.
803
00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:56,808
Can I call you?
804
00:43:56,809 --> 00:44:00,611
Are you... Are you sure
you're all right to drive?
805
00:44:00,612 --> 00:44:02,013
Yes, Tim, I am.
806
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,748
Thank you for asking
807
00:44:03,749 --> 00:44:06,243
and thank you
for being such a gentleman.
808
00:44:08,554 --> 00:44:09,554
Okay.
809
00:44:17,563 --> 00:44:20,098
Oh, my God!
810
00:44:38,751 --> 00:44:39,585
Let's think about livin'
811
00:44:39,586 --> 00:44:42,520
Yes, that was fuckin' intense.
812
00:44:48,794 --> 00:44:50,328
You guys are so fun.
813
00:44:52,030 --> 00:44:54,999
And generous.
814
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,334
I love it.
815
00:45:06,528 --> 00:45:08,513
Thank you, boys.
816
00:45:43,682 --> 00:45:46,184
♪ Let's think about livin' ♪
817
00:45:46,185 --> 00:45:47,685
♪ Let's think about lovin' ♪
818
00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:57,128
Hi.
819
00:45:57,621 --> 00:45:59,056
What are you doin'?
820
00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:02,626
I'm lying in bed.
821
00:46:04,236 --> 00:46:05,204
What are you doing?
822
00:46:05,205 --> 00:46:07,805
Lying on the floor.
823
00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:09,333
Why?
824
00:46:09,942 --> 00:46:11,768
Pinched nerve.
825
00:46:12,636 --> 00:46:14,805
Well, that's no fun.
826
00:46:15,914 --> 00:46:18,408
Ah, it's not so bad.
Took something for it.
827
00:46:19,351 --> 00:46:21,486
You going to the baptism?
828
00:46:24,223 --> 00:46:25,990
I am.
829
00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:27,992
Are you?
830
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,193
I think so.
831
00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:31,829
You probably should
since you're the reason
832
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:33,898
Jay thinks he's Catholic.
833
00:46:35,234 --> 00:46:37,034
Be careful. God is listening.
834
00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:40,297
Well, I just hope he's not watching.
835
00:46:45,611 --> 00:46:47,771
Is there something
I can do for you, Alvey?
836
00:46:49,072 --> 00:46:51,383
I had a dream about you.
837
00:46:57,008 --> 00:46:58,242
What happened?
838
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:01,084
You took the bullets out of my gun.
839
00:47:01,474 --> 00:47:02,508
It felt real.
840
00:47:08,634 --> 00:47:10,402
Good night, Alvey.
841
00:47:30,022 --> 00:47:31,756
2-4...
842
00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:36,027
Bingo, bango.
843
00:47:36,028 --> 00:47:37,921
You rinsed all the glasses?
844
00:47:38,563 --> 00:47:39,563
Yeah.
845
00:47:49,441 --> 00:47:50,767
Yo.
846
00:47:51,977 --> 00:47:52,977
Come on.
847
00:48:11,730 --> 00:48:13,490
Get the fuck off me.
848
00:48:14,399 --> 00:48:16,268
Get the fuck off me.
849
00:48:19,037 --> 00:48:20,672
Come on, man.
850
00:48:34,553 --> 00:48:35,686
Give me a fuckin' break.
851
00:48:35,687 --> 00:48:37,289
What?
852
00:48:44,496 --> 00:48:45,496
Fuck!
853
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:48,299
Ha!
854
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,360
Fuck you.
855
00:50:40,533 --> 00:50:48,623
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