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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:15,265 We wear bathing suits... 2 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:18,893 in weather just as cold. 3 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,730 Hold poses for just as long... 4 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,816 under lights just as hot. 5 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,068 Pero... 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:28,737 somehow... 7 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,947 we are worth less, 8 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,617 valued less. 9 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:36,828 ¿Por qué? 10 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:37,787 Guys! 11 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,707 What the fuck is this? 12 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,667 You tell me why this is? 13 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:44,461 Um... 14 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,254 That is actually the wrong... 15 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:47,213 Who... 16 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,049 am I watching? 17 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:50,759 Is wrong... 18 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,927 Alan Ross. His name is Alan Ross 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,388 Get Mr. Ross in here. 20 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,557 Actually, sorry... 21 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,851 Alan Ross is his last name. 22 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,020 Jason Alan Ross. 23 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,730 Are you saying Alanross... 24 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,940 or Alan... Ross? 25 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,318 I'll find out. 26 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:11,946 Dios accepted Marco. 27 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,117 You're listening to yourself, Bastian? 28 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,746 Do you hear yourself? 29 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,802 episode eight 30 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,976 You're sure that you don't want him here? 31 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,144 I mean, it's not too late. 32 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,772 He made fun of modeling on live TV, Mom. 33 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:48,149 Yeah, but in France. Nobody sees that. 34 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,652 Plus, he was joking. He didn't mean it. 35 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,113 Yeah, well, it felt like it came from a real place. 36 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,198 Who are you? 37 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,408 - Hi. - Oh, I'm Luke Alan Ross. 38 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,827 Alan Ross. 39 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,203 Who's your father? 40 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,581 - Gad. But he... - Oh, Gad! He's so funny! 41 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,625 Yeah, so funny, but he... 42 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,252 He isn't gonna be able to make it tonight. 43 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,420 What did you say? 44 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,424 Yeah. There's been an emergency. 45 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,177 So, maybe you could pair him with someone else? 46 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,180 Paired with someone else? This is a father-son show. 47 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,349 I'm going to have to text Jean Paul immediately. 48 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,685 Do we really have to text him, or couldn't we just... 49 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,770 Or we do not text anyone. 50 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,482 And I... I walk with him. 51 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,152 What are you doing here? 52 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:34,654 It's a father-son show, no? 53 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:35,572 No. 54 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,825 You're a joker. It's all about the laugh for you. 55 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,119 Yeah, but I said I'm sorry for the talk show. 56 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,205 Listen, I was a comedian for a long time. 57 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,292 This cannot go away overnight. 58 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:51,171 I basically relapsed. 59 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,131 No, this is not a joke. 60 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:56,301 I'm working on it. It takes time. Okay? 61 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,846 And I'm getting there, I think. And... 62 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,559 I'm proud of you. 63 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,522 Proud of my modeling? 64 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,025 Oui. 65 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,402 Yeah. I'm... Yeah, proud of the... 66 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,530 of the modeling, yeah. Yeah. 67 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,699 And you're gonna take this seriously? 68 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:21,743 No funny faces, no hip thrusts? 69 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,786 Absolutely not. 70 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,164 No weird walks or winks? 71 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,081 No. 72 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:29,125 Luke, you have my word. 73 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,381 Okay. 74 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,593 Call Jean Paul, 75 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,595 and tell him I'll be walking... 76 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,597 with my father. 77 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,934 Good, but I don't have to call him. 78 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,019 I never texted him in the first place. 79 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:51,064 - So I'm just going to leave it like it is. - Oh, yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. 80 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:51,981 Sure. 81 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:58,613 This is for me? 82 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,365 Yeah, I'm in the shorts. 83 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,285 - You're sure you can do this? - Yeah, of course he can! 84 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,120 - Yeah. - It's 20 seconds, right? 85 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,038 One way. 86 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,624 Twenty out. Five second hold. 87 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:12,835 - Twenty back. - Five seconds. Five-second hold? 88 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,630 - At the end of the runway? - Yeah. He's fine. You're fine, right? 89 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,882 Yeah, of course. Five... Yeah. 90 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:18,800 Easy. 91 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,677 Yeah. 92 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,764 It's not that bad. 93 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,599 Yeah, but it's like a dress. 94 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,393 But that's what these things are. 95 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,353 I forgot to give you your hat. 96 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,480 Oh! Thanks. Thanks a lot. 97 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,816 And there's a hat now? 98 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,318 How can I not go for these laughs? They're so easy! 99 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:40,863 Yes, but some things are more important than laughs. 100 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,199 Hey, Gad! 101 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:45,868 Is this what you're wearing? 102 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,663 This is going to kill! 103 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:49,706 No. 104 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:50,915 Don't laugh. 105 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,750 Don't laugh, this is serious. 106 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:55,545 It's not meant to be funny. 107 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,922 Come on, you have to do something with this. 108 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,841 A little wiggle with the hips? 109 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,926 A crazy little face? 110 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:05,638 No. None of that! 111 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,058 - Right? You're not... - No, this is not... No. It's serious. 112 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,060 It has to be serious. 113 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,021 I can't do that. I can't. 114 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,940 Baba. Don't fuck this up for us. 115 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,026 Do you want to tell the joke? 116 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,444 Or do you want to be the joke? 117 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:24,365 If you blow this, it could ruin you. 118 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,411 Think about it. 119 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,164 Fathers up, 60 seconds out. 120 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,267 Now, let's move on to fashion... 121 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,064 So tonight, we see him walk with his son. 122 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:59,859 It's Gad Elmaleh with his son, Luke Alan Ross... 123 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,801 Oh my God. This is it. This is it. 124 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,067 That's my son. 125 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:31,534 He stuck it! 126 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,953 Gad better not mess this up. 127 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,414 This is the best setup of his career. 128 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,459 Do you think he's going to pass this up? No way! 129 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,208 Come on, Baba! 130 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,488 Putain! 131 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:51,948 Adrien! 132 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,288 - You did it. - I did it. 133 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:30,236 The press is going mad, Gad. 134 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,947 They're shitting all over you. 135 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:34,699 Listen. 136 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:38,077 "A MASTERFUL FAILURE!" 137 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,329 "GAD NO LONGER FUNNY!" 138 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,914 - It says that? - Uh huh. 139 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,627 I remember a Gad who would have killed in that moment. 140 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,170 Would have brought the house down. 141 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,424 But I guess you don't care. 142 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,301 You're not a comedian anymore. 143 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:54,844 You're a family man now. 144 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,721 Wow! Way to go! 145 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,181 And that's all that matters to you. 146 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,767 That's right. Yes. 147 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,524 Well, we had a good run, huh? 148 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,902 Take care of yourself, Babito. 149 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,340 - This your family? - Yes. 150 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,092 And you're a... comedian? 151 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:38,429 I was. 152 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:39,680 It didn't work out? 153 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,058 No. 154 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,643 It didn't. 155 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,405 GAD'S BIG BLUNDER; SHOULD HE HANG IT UP? 156 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,951 So, I have something that I should... 157 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,912 probably tell you. 158 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,831 Oh my God, this is hard. 159 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,752 I lost the baby this morning. 160 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,798 - You were pregnant? - I might have been. 161 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,591 But I thought it was just a few days... 162 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,678 Gad, please don't mansplain to me about my own body. 163 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,222 A woman knows when she's with child, 164 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,849 and when she's just saying it to get attention. 165 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,851 - What? - I'm so sorry, mom. 166 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,104 Thank you, honey. Thank you. 167 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,816 How are you? Do you think James saw the show? 168 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,317 Oh, yeah. She saw it online. 169 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:37,029 You think a lot of people saw the show here? 170 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,907 Yeah, it was trending for like four hours. 171 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:43,327 Is there a way to make sure she sees it? Maybe like text her a link? 172 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,995 And then say... 173 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,375 You open it and you pull out the rack. 174 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,086 - Come on. I know how it works, okay? - Okay, good. 175 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,963 - Well, but it's been a while, right? - Okay. 176 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,506 Wine glasses always on the top. 177 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,507 Okay. 178 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,469 Oh, and on Friday, we're gonna go to brunch with the Landoffs. 179 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,179 - The who? - Mark and Beth. 180 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,766 You're gonna love Mark. He lived in Spain or Germany or something. 181 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,309 - Whichever is okay. - Well, whatever. 182 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,603 Oh, and will you take out the trash? 183 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,378 You came back. 184 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:21,091 I was just thinking I could use a 60-minute breathe and release. 185 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,969 It looks like you could use 90. 186 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,095 Thank you. 187 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,557 I'll only charge you for 60. 188 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,685 I still don't know why I attract these kinds of men. 189 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,271 It's okay. We all do. 190 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,774 Speaking of. 191 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,193 Hey, hello, Madison. 192 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,820 Gad, just... Not really right now. 193 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,530 She and Brian just broke up. 194 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,031 Oh! 195 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:45,616 What happened? 196 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:48,744 He was stealing. Maxed out her credit cards. 197 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,870 Come on, really? 198 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,330 - Brian? - Yeah. 199 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,958 - And where is he? - I don't know. 200 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,709 - Yeah. - Why does it matter? 201 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,545 I'm the victim. 202 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,339 - But... - We're all victims, right? 203 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,551 I just had a miscarriage, so I was like what are you gonna do? 204 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,053 - I don't think you had... - Gad, we actually need some privacy. 205 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,430 Could you please bring the trash bins back in? 206 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,392 Is this gonna be my job all the time? 207 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:12,601 I don't know what to say. 208 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,396 I mean they need to come in or the Suttlesons will freak. 209 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,273 - The what? - Our neighbors? 210 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,817 - He always asks this many questions? - It's a lot of questions. 211 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,540 Don't want the Suttlesons up your ass, huh? 212 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:37,877 Jason? 213 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,883 I understand congratulations are in order. 214 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,386 Heard you got a little one on the way. 215 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:48,721 What? 216 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,515 Where did you hear that? 217 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,684 I was there, Gad. 218 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,604 I was in Paris. 219 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,023 You were? Where? 220 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,858 You remember the champagne cart? 221 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,234 Yeah, of course. 222 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,694 I was under it. 223 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,571 Oh? 224 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,614 I heard everything. 225 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,533 Felt everything. 226 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,118 You were under the... 227 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,370 Hidden under the tablecloth, yeah. 228 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,040 - Jason. - There was a... 229 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,124 a moment... 230 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,420 there before you ejaculated, 231 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,089 when her hand 232 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,592 was gripping the underside of the... 233 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,345 the table so hard. 234 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,349 She never gripped the table like that with me. 235 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,435 I think she was trying to balance, 236 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:40,064 cause the... I think the table was a little bit... 237 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,942 I got nothing, Gad. Do you understand that? 238 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,568 Nothing! 239 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,654 You have a lot. 240 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,281 Jason, you have a lot. 241 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,702 Like what? 242 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,830 Look! You're handsome, you... 243 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,250 The body is great. The workout. 244 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,544 And you're very talented actor. 245 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,171 Yeah. Not talented enough. 246 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,509 I was up at the plate, Gad. 247 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,429 And time... 248 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,767 slowed down as the perfect pitch came right down the middle. 249 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,772 And I struck the fuck out. 250 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,775 I know the feeling. 251 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:26,777 I'll never forgive myself. 252 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,657 Okay, Jason. 253 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,993 Let me take you home. 254 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,953 I don't have a home anymore, Gad. 255 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,747 You stole it from me. 256 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,916 Well, it was mine to begin with, but, okay. 257 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,584 Let's get you a place to stay. 258 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,008 Would you help me, please, just take those there? 259 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,050 The trash. 260 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:56,223 I just... I should never have left EXhale. 261 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,017 The minute I did, 262 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,060 everything went to shit. 263 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,020 Yeah. 264 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,107 Any chance you'll have me back? 265 00:17:05,898 --> 00:17:07,067 I totally would... 266 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,904 But I have kind of moved on from EXhale. 267 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,574 Yeah, I'm thinking about starting a charity. 268 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,161 Maybe a pajama line. I'm not sure. 269 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,247 Fuck. I mean, I'm not Marco? 270 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,915 Man, are you kidding? 271 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,167 How's that even possible? 272 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,711 It's hard to believe, I know. 273 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,503 I mean I was a model in the 90s. 274 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,465 I lived in South Beach in the 90s. 275 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,716 I was gay in the 90s. 276 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,094 Okay, Jason. 277 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,096 I need to tell you something. 278 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,892 You didn't struck out. 279 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,018 What? 280 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,187 Because... 281 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,897 you were never in the game. 282 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,690 It wasn't real. 283 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,652 What are you talking about? I auditioned on the Fox lot. 284 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,863 - There were posters for the shows there. - I know. 285 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,742 I paid for the posters. Got a great deal. 286 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,911 Brian organized the whole thing. 287 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,038 It was all fake. 288 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,291 We did that just so I can get closer to Luca. 289 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,250 That's the... 290 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,669 So, the... 291 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,047 The SVP of casting... 292 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,966 He never saw my audition? 293 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,011 I'm sorry. 294 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,181 But, if you think about it. 295 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,602 Doesn't it feel better now that you know that it's not your fault? 296 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,062 No? 297 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,399 Yeah. 298 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,651 - Yeah. - Gad... 299 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,653 Yeah, you're right. 300 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,113 - I feel so much... - Yeah. 301 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,447 Better. 302 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:36,865 Good. 303 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:38,575 Yeah. 304 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:39,993 You're welcome. 305 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:51,880 Okay. 306 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,303 Hey! Where'd you go? 307 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,556 I've been all alone and emotional. 308 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,433 - I saw Jason. - What? 309 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,351 Where? 310 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,688 - By the trash. - He's living by the trash cans? 311 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:11,358 No, at least not anymore. I took him to a pretty nice hotel. 312 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,362 Oh my God, it's like I don't even know this person. 313 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,448 I was with him for almost a decade. 314 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,075 What does that say about me? 315 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,414 This is where you sit down 316 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,791 and you comfort me and you take my hand and you tell me 317 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,960 - everything's going to be okay. - Okay. 318 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:35,632 Yeah. 319 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,051 I think... 320 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,805 it's going to be fine. 321 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,684 Could you just say it like I said it? 322 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,895 Oh, um... 323 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,897 It's going to be okay? 324 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,065 Maybe firmer? 325 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,651 Like you know it will be, and not like you're wondering 326 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,694 if it will be. 327 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:57,863 It's gonna be okay. 328 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,242 - You really think so? - Yeah. 329 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,455 I really do. Absolutely. Yeah. 330 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,831 How do you know? 331 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,499 You know... 332 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,502 Because we're in it... 333 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,131 - Together? - And together we can do... 334 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,967 - Always? - Anything. 335 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,720 - Anything. - There you go. 336 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,974 - See, this is nice, you know? - Yeah. 337 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,644 I mean, obviously we have a lot of work to do, but... 338 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,438 - Work on? - On this. On us, you know? 339 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,731 - Yeah. - It takes work. 340 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,610 - It takes like a lot of hard work. - Yeah. 341 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,280 - But it's worth it, right? - Yeah. 342 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,115 Yeah. 343 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,494 Uh... 344 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,330 I think you should go talk to Luke. 345 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,916 He is dealing with a lot of teenage stuff right now. 346 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,627 And he needs to just vomit it out on someone 347 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,379 or else we'll never get to sleep. 348 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,193 You know, maybe we'll sleep on it... 349 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,196 - and we'll see what feels right. - Sleep? 350 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,448 What? I'm nowhere close to sleep. 351 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,367 We have so much more to talk out. 352 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,246 She brought up New York... 353 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,069 Hey. 354 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,946 - Hello. - Jesus! 355 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,199 - What the fuck are you doing here? - I'm just looking for Brian. 356 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,577 I don't want to harass you or stalking you... 357 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,495 Why? What do you want with him? 358 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,580 He's my assistant. 359 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,833 Why would you need an assistant? 360 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,469 Are you fucking kidding me? 361 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,766 Why didn't you just show me that to begin with? 362 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,935 Well, I tried and you wouldn't believe me. 363 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,854 Oh, so now it's my fault? 364 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:38,774 Yes, it's your fault. You called the police and... 365 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,777 I didn't believe you were famous. It was coming off creepy. 366 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,362 And now? 367 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:45,989 I get it. 368 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,202 Come on. I think I have a forwarding address. 369 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,119 Yeah. 370 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,047 ♪ Now maybe ♪ 371 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:08,136 ♪ I didn't mean to treat you bad ♪ 372 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,806 ♪ But I did it anyway ♪ 373 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,891 ♪ And now maybe ♪ 374 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:18,897 ♪ Some would say your life was sad ♪ 375 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,483 ♪ But you lived it anyway ♪ 376 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,485 ♪ And so maybe ♪ 377 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:28,782 ♪ Your friends they stand around they watch you crumble ♪ 378 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,369 ♪ As you fall down to the ground ♪ 379 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,329 ♪ And then someday ♪ 380 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:39,709 ♪ Your friends they stand beside as you were flying ♪ 381 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:43,130 ♪ Oh you were flying oh so high ♪ 382 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,758 ♪ And that cold day when you lost control ♪ 383 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,468 ♪ Shame you left my life ♪ 384 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,804 ♪ So soon you should have told me ♪ 385 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,224 ♪ Hey but you left me far behind... ♪ 386 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:01,356 ♪ I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad ♪ 387 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,526 ♪ But I did it anyway ♪ 388 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,863 ♪ Now maybe ♪ 389 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,242 ♪ Some would say you're left with what you had ♪ 390 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,704 ♪ But you couldn't share the pain ♪ 391 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,059 - Gad. - Yeah. 392 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,024 How did you find me? 393 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,317 Heather. 394 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,360 She finally recognized me. 395 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:50,739 - Did you show her the clips? - Yeah. 396 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,991 She didn't care that they were all in France? 397 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:54,910 No. She didn't seem to be. 398 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,453 That's great. 399 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,955 - I'm really happy for you. - Brian, 400 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,833 What is this? Where are we? 401 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,253 This is a halfway house. 402 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,338 What? 403 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,215 A halfway house. They take in... 404 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,301 troubled youths off the street. 405 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,470 Brian, dad's still waiting on the tennis court. 406 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,138 Got it! Okay! 407 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,226 Brian. What's going on? 408 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,686 Gad... 409 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,271 Okay. 410 00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:25,148 All right. 411 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:30,987 Time to come clean. 412 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,036 This isn't a halfway house. 413 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,415 This is the house that I grew up in. 414 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,126 My parents still live here. 415 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,255 That was my mom that was shouting about tennis. 416 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,757 We have a court in the back. 417 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,801 But I thought he was a pimp and... 418 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:58,139 he beat her and you said you ran away when you were little. 419 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,976 Yeah. That's exactly what happened... 420 00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:04,813 to Tyler Perry. 421 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:06,982 Who? 422 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,858 Do you not know Tyler? 423 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:09,776 No. 424 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,403 Madea's Family Reunion? 425 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:12,737 No. 426 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,114 A Madea Christmas? 427 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,701 Boo! A Madea Halloween? 428 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:19,578 - Brian, I don't know what you're saying. - Okay. 429 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,037 Like the point is... 430 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,749 I wanted to be a comedian, 431 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,710 you know, more than anything. 432 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:31,464 But, all the great comedians come from brutal darkness 433 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,758 and I came from... 434 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:35,594 this. 435 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,345 So, wait. 436 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,472 You stole this guy's... 437 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:42,851 Yeah, I needed a... a back story with teeth. 438 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:49,190 I figured no one would take me seriously if they knew how awesome my family was. 439 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,110 You were living a lie. 440 00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:56,698 Yeah. 441 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,283 I was. 442 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,578 Cause this isn't funny. 443 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,957 You know, people don't laugh at the perfect families. 444 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,376 They laugh at the fucked up ones. 445 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,211 That's true. 446 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,177 Why didn't you go for the laugh, Gad? 447 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,387 - What? - In Paris. 448 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,513 The runway? 449 00:27:22,098 --> 00:54:45,954 I don't know. 450 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:30,273 Sometimes there are more important things than laughs. 451 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,402 If only you believed that. 452 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,746 Wait, Brian. 453 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,435 All right. Next to the mic, 454 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,229 just getting his start in comedy, 455 00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,855 all the way from France, 456 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,274 please put your hands together for Gad, folks. 457 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,407 Uh... 458 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:23,702 Thank you. I... 459 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:27,539 I know I don't look like it maybe, but... 460 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,332 I'm very famous in France. 461 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:32,669 Where... 462 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,423 I played rooms in Europe. 463 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:37,590 They are... 464 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:42,762 maybe... a hundred times bigger than this room here tonight. 465 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:46,641 But I gave it all up... 466 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:48,935 to come here to America... 467 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,522 where I'm treated like shit. 468 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,286 I have a son... My son. 469 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:07,871 He lives here. 470 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:09,956 He's a model. 471 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:11,791 Very tough. 472 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:16,129 Sometimes he calls me, he's like, "Dad, I had a terrible... half-day." 473 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:48,328 Everyone is like you must be proud and happy that your son is making it 474 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,080 as a model. And I'm like... I don't know. 475 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,707 It's weird. 476 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:56,628 Because I'm kind of proud. But also I'm like, "What is that?" 477 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,465 He works as a model. I mean work. He... 478 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,426 You know, he walks. That's what he does. 479 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:05,220 Sometimes fast. 480 00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:08,056 Sometimes slow. Sometimes he stops. Sometimes he leans. 481 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,141 He makes it look so easy... 482 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,937 Because it is... actually. 483 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,651 I'm back with my ex now. 484 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:22,529 I forgot how exciting it is, you know? 485 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,322 She does so many different things. 486 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,824 One day, she's a blogger. 487 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:29,327 And the other day, she's a... life coach. 488 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:32,080 Another day, she's a jewelry designer. 489 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:36,167 I can't wait to see what she is when I get back home tonight. 490 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,052 Jason Alan Ross. 491 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,220 Mr. Ross... 492 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,765 Ryan Lasky, SVP of casting at Fox. 493 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:52,642 Hey, Ryan. 494 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,644 I saw your audition for Marco. 495 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,813 And I want to apologize to you, sir, 496 00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,024 for making the biggest mistake in my professional life. 497 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,151 Is this a joke? 498 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,862 I never joke about casting. 499 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:05,780 Are you available to meet? 500 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:08,992 When? 501 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:10,869 How about now? 502 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,622 She was dating this guy. 503 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,292 He's an actor, but like a serious actor. He's a method actor. 504 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:19,335 You know what a method actor is, right? 505 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:23,965 A method actor doesn't just read the line and pretend to be the character. 506 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,676 No, he becomes the character. 507 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:27,844 He is the character. 508 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,350 First, I thought it was stupid. 509 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:35,935 But then... 510 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:38,479 I think he's right. You know? 511 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,189 Why should we pretend? 512 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,066 We shouldn't be pretending. 513 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,153 We should be ourselves and be who we are. 514 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:46,571 And for me... 515 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,073 this starts tonight. 516 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,243 I'm gonna tell you a lot of stuff right now. 517 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,453 You guys have time? 518 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,148 Hello? 519 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,361 Mr. Ross? 520 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:32,867 Alan? 33628

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